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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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: |. D. I6 J& O/ q' F4 s"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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- y8 b7 t3 n; ~5 B, j, I9 H) g- x" E"What is it like?" - b g$ t3 e c2 L) E
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ( z8 d5 e" }7 o H' [3 _$ _
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ) g, z* ?; A' d. @' g# I0 _
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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