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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." ( j/ h5 l1 H$ h7 W, S+ W& b, p6 f3 ~
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 4 m' @$ s- k( ~# w h
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"What is it like?"
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( h; i7 q1 K6 l2 W" X* ]0 v"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " , d, G3 @( D" V# A, P' M9 N
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 7 X0 s& _" a" Z' i. e
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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