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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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$ ]8 w3 m3 v4 M4 L"Mary... Mary...." 1 I* \" N. P: c. B5 D* R
; f% I/ R7 |8 y. Z6 Z5 U& u"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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' H; A2 T& b7 I% L, M5 z"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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) K: Q9 g; d' O: `6 w# U6 a8 V- F"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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