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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. . P1 h. Y0 x" o, h# x
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"Mary... Mary...."
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% ?4 [5 L6 y0 o' H' f0 B"Is that you Fred?" % s( B' k. r* x0 [1 a
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 0 q8 O. K* P$ A3 M
: d: s; p& S" h2 u"What is it like?"
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; R8 ^4 z) O* @( ^2 @$ d5 V. G"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 6 P6 _$ O1 l8 X6 I9 E
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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