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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" W0 y$ ~+ L, Y8 {7 L+ V; Q8 d. E
. ]# d: w5 y) ~"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" ' Z0 }: ~0 [, x1 Y3 i5 q: k
* f$ v8 q' V l5 ~; e, O% k* \"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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' M- l) u% Q' v"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 1 J( |. g$ Z+ c+ A1 \
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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