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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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N g) n$ C* {6 w' y6 n"Mary... Mary...." 6 p1 D% i2 M6 U8 Z' l4 W; y2 j$ r
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"Is that you Fred?" ' ]1 m* `, a% y" C8 k
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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+ F5 ?6 a2 h- X6 I; I: o"What is it like?" * b! I0 ]7 w! v! c
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ' G/ X5 e% T/ n9 Z% L2 B
/ ~3 r/ S. K5 c" [' q# b/ Z2 q"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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