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Husband of the year: z' d. [- [' {* I5 u
awards
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k) P3 D0 T Y# U# BThe honorable
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6 {& G6 Z+ ]+ u6 ^: s. YThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by... 1 F1 X! X5 R5 G }
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The United States of America ( e+ l# S U. G# h

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Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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Serbia6 s. H: F9 P8 U* o: U8 Q
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) F) ^/ Y$ o( I, ?but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. & ~( X$ d k$ t6 m: {& D3 X- d3 U
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.1 N* s ^" ^' p! p- r0 i( ^& [, Z$ K
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even / W, s4 q, d3 I; n9 t
holding her hand....$ [+ h* x! l8 |
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/ e% E$ F, k) oWoman has Man in it; $ D( {. ^* d' U/ f
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
8 T8 ?- V6 U; \+ X& |Female has Male in it;
7 x6 ?8 Z0 b x _. j7 N( MShe has He in it;
1 ?) o @! }, Q }Madam has Adam in it;
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]4 R9 A* j- h9 C& j+ d o9 eOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: 1 `, s$ h( Y1 {0 M7 t/ K3 B6 Q7 d
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with4 j% t; j8 g6 A! l3 ^
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MENopause ; n7 Z4 n* z& [" B5 h4 R9 Y, T
GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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8 _6 a8 T6 a, {4 ~% bRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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