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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:
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The United Kingdom
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, ]3 o2 w1 W- l; tfollowed closely by... ; P) L$ f4 a8 \& T+ R8 O$ A5 F
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The United States of America
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and then...
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i, M/ O9 o. @8 Q! x1 B1 {7 Nbut 3rd Place must go to...
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it was very very close but the runner up prize ( }. \- c' p) @' ~$ F
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" s* W( f/ ^" `but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 6 z! X& u- A" I3 `1 s
) S. @% M0 G6 }( X2 k" C0 NIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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; D( L' A$ B& ]# Z: V; o6 }The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even + O) ]1 M' p1 K) Z3 `3 a- n* N w
holding her hand....$ W( e* A. E1 Z, g1 `7 K* c
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Woman has Man in it;
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She has He in it;
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- ?+ \8 z. B" C( }6 C( aOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness! E( k/ m3 B6 A& t' ?
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MENstrual cramps
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Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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