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Husband of the year
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- z* y$ l* g' i. r% lThe honorable
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9 t, _% E" F, z4 u& s" PThe United Kingdom
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% X6 N1 Q' ~8 F X7 p1 J. g9 k6 u# ]followed closely by... ( {! c: V0 ^1 D" b8 O ~+ b
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The United States of America
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Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to...( B2 W5 u. L! H% \2 V
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Greece " X6 d2 ]4 N" ~; N1 l
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% q% x3 B2 ~( O$ hit was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... 0 g6 L0 s1 c% w$ a, Z) r* P8 |8 S
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( l0 V \; Z( |3 A3 \+ h4 M+ p5 Wbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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' w' w, s& t7 AIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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3 S+ Y4 S4 Y, n0 i! m0 ?The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
6 j6 s; Z9 l9 b9 d: d: bholding her hand....1 q" s$ R; N* k2 o( u: s
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, f4 `2 F! n' o, [, fWoman has Man in it; + I; C9 b; {" c S7 o% W- W% s% v# o
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
4 t+ g9 t, `/ d/ J+ sFemale has Male in it; ' v3 W5 G# d& ?* M! Z, ]: _; H
She has He in it; - m. F( r- ]7 o4 j7 O# G7 z; _
Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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4 ^5 C8 s' s. @% }. a; |I never looked at it this way before: 1 A9 r9 ~& z& V; b' X( f1 A, E% H
2 G) _$ F- _, \, b; ]1 {1 t' aEver notice how all of women's problems start with. b1 ^: m3 i" {# W2 x- u
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8 K, D, z- }9 |* NMENtal illness5 s( e+ @5 d, ^2 D0 r+ a* H, V( C) _9 w
3 x( n3 C& C. m! XMENstrual cramps 7 G' U5 L% m" S
MENtal breakdown # o9 z! F$ {, Q+ l7 [' t/ W- r3 o
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MENopause
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- m7 E! W O! a- iWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. % @- u2 ]3 k0 u) N, a- w
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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