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Tiger s Holiday Poem. I z5 R. {6 |7 c# h
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house1 I9 v) u0 w7 h
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
/ s! w$ B O T5 R2 B& ]( \" f( nShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
# @' `+ D& s! BCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
- v' v, G: X3 B* [/ mHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.- L; a% r& z w- z1 T- T: r! J
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.. p- g% j0 s& A
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
8 k. @8 N8 |9 v; f0 QWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
4 }( \ ]0 ^) C% Q. A) VFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
+ `7 }# l- g; t# U6 W. ]! vTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.5 `( e( \* D9 `; ^, d
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,+ v0 k, a6 ?% Q( u* U
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.2 \( X2 Y' C- Y3 r5 ?$ a" _
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',4 \8 L* u- [- a7 b/ G: D% ]
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .5 ?4 B% p9 T% _* T$ _( w* z4 y
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,4 ~: ~- B5 @6 r- h5 O
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
1 ?( W) L/ J5 K* L& q( rShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,0 U8 n, K5 K7 {, W* f' y. R
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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