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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
0 m* g# g; V: p8 m# ?* z4 R5 ?Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
4 {3 t9 f. D! j6 YShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
( }$ c& V1 B, }, lCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.+ f% O" T( I z! p/ V1 q
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
; I" k' E+ O4 q( o1 M( FWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
2 o g. ?+ c, j' G! ?1 v3 a" {He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
: g0 r6 c' |! yWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.& U0 Q$ T4 e( q1 h5 [/ H8 H: Y" R
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
( I. `% [5 f, U8 T# R! ?- D$ ITiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
" Q5 r. M- i% C+ @& nWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
. W7 y; f3 ]( U3 m) o" aWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
% _% `# C- ]% b5 aDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
7 D( ~" w C/ k0 F3 c' qTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .% c+ r3 v. E8 j; g U
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,3 T9 L( |% {/ j! g
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."3 _8 i* n3 ^6 k
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,/ j4 y$ @* a- F( {- W/ z
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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