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Tiger s Holiday Poem6 s4 s7 R+ {- F4 h0 s+ p
# M. \# `) m uTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house$ F' J2 q# j& F% y+ }# B$ Z
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.) R8 C( R1 E9 n- ]
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
8 u8 l, N% t8 p: M8 \Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
. G$ r1 i2 f" w4 J. b* Z9 X1 _He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
+ n- K& Y( `+ y6 iWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.* _6 `' l, m# p9 [. {& L
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
$ {4 a! g, h- p# I# @With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.0 Y6 t' s0 g3 ]" A# [
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
6 k1 d- X1 T9 z0 q9 M. fTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
7 z( N: H! m. C, s1 K6 IWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,! y; ~4 y Q- s: u/ R2 V
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
. m2 Q& u8 n0 J" _; dDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin'," u) U& R5 n y7 ~' K, Z0 D7 x! {
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .: t: P! b' s+ s7 C4 V& \% a& L
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
( i( [! p, I( P"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid." G$ N4 f( E: }! L+ m0 _
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
9 s1 w% O( O+ C7 E! {, A0 g7 e/ fHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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