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Tiger s Holiday Poem% ?& P$ ?( s; Z* K( o# G: S9 h, o
, i+ w" z: W; fTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house( Y3 N! O- |' J* ^( |/ L1 Y8 ~2 q
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.' [* B% n" d! I. A3 _& r
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
+ @( X, }# D5 jCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry., j- A* z8 |3 ~9 t
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
- o$ e7 x4 X) y' mWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.( ^9 ^/ ~9 {4 K0 `+ r2 q; m& ^
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori," N5 B+ p6 L" a3 n
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
/ Z; X/ c) T X$ s8 h5 CFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
' T- H, x. s8 S8 Z' UTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.1 x; T+ J$ C8 G: c8 h; f1 f
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,6 A/ w- q+ w. _1 ]. _
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.6 c* W4 {" D3 o$ m$ L
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
% U. A# f& O3 gTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
! b2 D5 P: }. j p2 H! P2 ?And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
1 K4 u/ o$ z7 J) ]# m9 u; F) X. m"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
5 F- V7 }8 B- }/ f' oShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
* i! M6 D8 b& ]0 nHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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