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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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2 x+ l8 f+ J5 }0 P6 ^( ZTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
. P2 F* V/ }+ @" Z. E* kTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
8 ^% g( d, c% h! D% [She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
6 f0 Y+ E. [3 w* gCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.$ |4 [: Q5 T8 e1 F1 o' L8 o- u" p: u
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
) v7 v0 s: i& e* ~: [Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
2 V1 f. e( G aHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori," h) l E$ Q7 i
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
$ Q- s- A$ C I" ~/ C$ B. LFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,- d0 j( Y$ ~8 a& |. E1 P# j& R
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news." h9 F! {0 b7 e' U
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,' c( l. l! V: U$ `) z
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
2 ?6 s9 ^% ^$ ]) ~3 Z; [+ {8 K, QDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',% d+ g1 r" p! A4 \# E( B
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
5 {7 n/ w) g! J: G, _And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,1 ^, {% Z' I7 U
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
! K8 S7 P4 P; `8 @2 _* j/ _She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
1 `1 d6 k" ~. s( c' {8 FHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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