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Tiger s Holiday Poem, n7 A8 p4 s! J* B/ G" Q
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house) D4 v) X! B+ i
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
) U8 }" ^* u1 N6 T/ u3 DShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
4 F) \: m2 u2 S1 x( R* Q" L. ~Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
8 d+ r8 i m h. v5 F2 f3 ^) iHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
0 H6 R" W6 l0 {; U5 b) G$ ]* IWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.% b% B2 F1 S5 ~
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori," z2 R4 M! A; h* W* m
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.8 y! Y9 N; X1 C6 a! @, [3 _- c: [+ S
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
0 j) l+ l1 c) p% U+ k" [0 |Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
: I" o2 e1 D1 Y( N) t4 S" {5 ZWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
# w2 m9 T: K$ T6 r* pWhen not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.9 B% t Z! }5 `$ t# v
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',' |5 p4 S# g. T3 p5 a! ~6 y
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
, d& D- o, a) i# b( ^0 z8 PAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
0 D/ K* R- d7 N0 [2 ?5 J"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."5 x( `% p6 I9 o p C% B6 }" H
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
7 x: b& l* y9 d: uHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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