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Tiger s Holiday Poem+ [2 x( S8 E: C& U% ~. O
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house' q6 T& D& [8 |- P
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.. J' i2 {9 L$ z, }% R
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
+ G+ \1 @: |4 i7 t3 OCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
3 k+ X- Q8 B- f; }( q! BHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.% l5 G+ L- t: e: l
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.8 }9 B" g( a9 c% D+ n, ^/ s
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
6 h; I" V4 ?" L5 e4 jWith Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.) @. }# g& W) n' V" q# o* O( @
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
" ^' ]- `( Z: r0 w! QTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
# G- b- e" c5 p/ |With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
6 x, p' V" V5 s/ E, {0 }When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
" Y1 p, S# b3 bDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
) m$ I6 l# ?- w8 g) P3 `9 W% jTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
$ x6 A" P ?$ T! M+ u) X2 |+ NAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,4 K: W- l7 h/ G: _: W- n
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid.". ?( j* K4 ?; P7 A6 L+ N
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
$ @5 c p4 j$ K3 D% vHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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