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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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5 F' p5 C, F9 S8 q7 w/ H% U' STwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
! [- K* M2 K2 ~$ E7 ?Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
* X( n' s0 Q9 ^& o' EShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
+ n6 ^) e' _2 Q/ |* b, RCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
* t/ i/ D7 a- R/ C. uHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
7 a# X% Q q ^2 m( s2 NWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.
" D5 [0 l# y# a" v8 X" zHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori, y5 V- k6 s2 s6 [; n4 D
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
8 F O. q& @5 e7 Q1 yFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,0 F# B2 N \. r. X
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
& [% ? j- P* @With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,( Y5 J5 {& U6 E; \/ ^) i- w7 Y
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
3 E% t# o4 Z s, ~! ^$ o4 \Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',) u' d3 W% t/ \% b/ g; b
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
5 {) `$ }9 ^4 ^+ M0 m( cAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,5 Z1 |) `) C, x, S+ Q, ~
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
1 S( ^$ I2 N5 V' nShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
1 T% K& R. m. c4 }8 g8 c+ s$ y0 L" ~( ]! SHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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