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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"4 @2 R( i( n5 ]9 V$ l$ n4 p
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
. U g# Q s8 v: K' T7 j) P% V; canyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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1 o; \, ~" J4 f# vThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
- P" B6 v( H6 ]- \We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download# A" v3 C" N' c8 H; G' c
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us! c# z. L) ^; r$ m i
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
, l: q9 o2 O( G* R! hnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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