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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"" n% V+ w! K& |; a% q
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" C# g& q5 W& M! [- R. Q% q* |The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out+ u3 U5 B( a* c. p# u. C8 D
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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5 ~, t3 p, k0 e9 |: d: Z: HThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. J L7 ]9 Q1 `. c0 m
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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* N Q0 D& `" K" t, nAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
3 R6 p! i; x2 @ R, f! w D- g# S. shad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
6 w7 U0 v+ Z; k1 @nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:( ^6 b$ i0 Q+ O0 |( ]8 Y
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$ X7 }8 `4 D% A% m: H" `; s .... Scroll down !
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d7 o a/ {. \/ J: {- JYou'll love this ! % j8 D* f, b- x, y( {6 L+ f
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'You have Male!'
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