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: ^1 h P8 V/ ?5 X0 S$ Z* @2 `The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out: E! f ?$ V2 z8 n: v
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.8 l0 d* u! S8 ^1 I# @
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5 @/ a2 b$ ?, U4 h& H }2 q+ vThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
: ^6 w+ G: z0 j+ d PWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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/ ~/ H4 D. a( d# i7 lAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us- f1 ~2 S: T9 }' C
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
* h+ @# J- `! w1 Snine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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* X7 l9 @0 K U) q .... Scroll down ! & f) p. J" I0 b9 q
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'You have Male!'
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