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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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$ D# P, J$ ?1 O6 X5 H1 XThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out( h" E# c7 T' \# Q( ?
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.* w" F7 Z6 g, g W' j% i
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; T4 a0 l1 `: X6 @4 i& RThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.! R1 a$ _7 ^; ~( i& b) n8 @
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download4 T) Y$ G0 g6 l
from my hard drive.
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us0 N7 Y. @5 Y, r* s( F- q
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
, i, x" }1 d3 ]: ]5 x' o0 p- [9 znine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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5 O: N m8 g! v5 _. |( I1 G .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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