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Wanna share a joke with you guys:; U) e2 C0 y% q
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"& \7 ^5 V' h) v* K
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% M$ h1 F" e- `; h* `/ P bThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out4 I5 [) O- N7 l* h
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.. P- M* J) U' Y5 ?, V( \
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
# Q, }* u3 c0 y( \0 GWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download, \6 J1 @3 f: B) h" q6 R
from my hard drive.% M V! O" w: M4 v+ D
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% ~2 X ]9 a6 P( AAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us2 e. f4 c. m& v @. q
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,6 u/ H2 S4 V' O1 D
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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