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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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% b+ ]4 v( m7 mA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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& p0 _- b# K7 l6 i8 e8 a- LThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
' Q/ {# A7 z9 eanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.' N* l$ N7 _; {* {
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.. Z8 a0 H7 e- _0 c5 z; E
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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2 c* v* r5 q: w/ rAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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7 ~' }$ |+ F6 C7 \' |5 g# R( O .... Scroll down !
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( T/ f* I# L: A- @7 g5 jYou'll love this ! . G# g3 X5 t7 ?) |3 r, |9 |5 j
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$ O! z: T M/ V$ t- y( f5 G( O3 ['You have Male!'
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