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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"# O/ ?5 n1 E0 d) o! p
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; S/ J) @! f+ d* s8 r' j9 x) gThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out6 K" B7 X5 C7 A0 N. K( i+ t2 q& {9 A
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.. G. v: {" y6 h( w, q! O4 V
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) z9 q. G: y* f D8 s/ t5 |, DThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.% v2 D/ h; B# f" \
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download- K% v1 r0 N! H+ {9 f9 ]# S
from my hard drive.& A+ b" V t5 G4 o# o# b
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us6 |6 j& @0 u' B) H
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,! q/ w4 P, |0 w* S K
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:3 @, Y4 _. B) h, l+ F, y S0 l( |
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