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Dady, How was I born?

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发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"# O/ ?5 n1 E0 d) o! p
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anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.. G. v: {" y6 h( w, q! O4 V
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) z9 q. G: y* f  D8 s/ t5 |, DThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.% v2 D/ h; B# f" \
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download- K% v1 r0 N! H+ {9 f9 ]# S
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us6 |6 j& @0 u' B) H
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,! q/ w4 P, |0 w* S  K
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:3 @, Y4 _. B) h, l+ F, y  S0 l( |
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2 Y- L' d+ x* u0 p  R8 w" nYou'll love this ! , N7 v5 w/ M5 r. q5 _( A5 `) M: d
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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what do you mean?
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny
- ~6 y- j) d( H% f有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

. K7 H6 ?. ^* T+ P0 w2 ]+ p- i. J Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
& S7 b8 }8 _9 q# vlastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
4# lastman
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