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发表于 2009-11-15 16:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:$ D! m* m+ x( c
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Dear Vincent,
/ z7 i9 c$ ]7 H' R, S% f& bI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.7 N' f" f- Y: k1 |& W/ X
Love,
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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. E, H4 z; }1 S  P) A  CDear Pop,6 `3 I3 ]1 R' T; C# z( ]! h3 x0 L
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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1 s; K  Z' g* F" Q) qAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.- f3 A; `. O) |+ ]# w

5 G# n) |1 y1 zThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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- P# K! h5 y/ `& Z1 fDear Pop,
3 q! T! T3 l: R: e) I- M! }Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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Vinnie
鲜花(163) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-11-15 18:00 | 显示全部楼层
竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-16 12:26 | 显示全部楼层
这儿子太聪明了,但是,往往聪明反被聪明误。
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-16 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
记得以前有个笑话,两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里,结果FBI把活都干了
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