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发表于 2009-11-15 16:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.+ M! A/ z# b( l/ @

# W+ j" K" F3 Q3 y& [& u# g. VHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:2 R& B: B& d! @. m
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Dear Vincent,( q" ?, ^- f1 l( Y% J8 F
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.! H7 m9 v9 Z& d8 Q' {
Love,
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:0 _$ o" h- f: V3 j5 _7 ]

1 [( g. L/ C0 I# {0 Q* r  ]1 L& ?# DDear Pop," k! Z7 Y. ?0 \2 ]
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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$ I8 }& x+ n- g! g6 M. [. r# eThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.; M; o5 `0 B# T2 r
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Dear Pop,. ]3 n) F' y9 K! X4 C
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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2 I1 L! a: B9 u2 JVinnie
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发表于 2009-11-15 18:00 | 显示全部楼层
竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。
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发表于 2009-11-16 12:26 | 显示全部楼层
这儿子太聪明了,但是,往往聪明反被聪明误。
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-16 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
记得以前有个笑话,两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里,结果FBI把活都干了
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