A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

% k7 ]: X4 ]2 a) y/ H( jHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

& ~* N" \3 i0 Y# J: |Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
- H0 s2 f4 d. W  F1 vLove,
! ^3 n1 l  h2 P- LPapa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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# [' H" V  |- e* ]# X- g+ WDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
$ j0 m+ o7 d! P/ G5 q  P: zVinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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# |) R0 V$ @7 h/ QThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
7 Y8 S  C  f" TGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
) W6 J; Z' p. X3 e0 d" TVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了