A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
/ z7 i9 c$ ]7 H' R, S% f& bI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
3 j& m# A$ G% U2 Y7 d8 |Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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. E, H4 z; }1 S  P) A  CDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
7 s; N9 z) \5 E7 \& hLove,
! n; k  \! ]) h; zVinnie

1 s; K  Z' g* F" Q) qAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

5 G# n) |1 y1 zThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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- P# K! h5 y/ `& Z1 fDear Pop,
3 q! T! T3 l: R: e) I- M! }Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
/ H/ W' v* p. [Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了