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发表于 2009-11-15 16:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard." o/ u% ]: `2 E/ h& H  d

% k7 ]: X4 ]2 a) y/ H( jHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:# ]+ i: K2 ^8 E  @$ y1 C- z

& ~* N" \3 i0 Y# J: |Dear Vincent,: b1 l& y; w5 U$ e, h
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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# [' H" V  |- e* ]# X- g+ WDear Pop,5 c3 D) K4 }* E' ?. B" _% h
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.' J8 I1 O& Y( n5 }6 `1 G: w* J
Love,
$ j0 m+ o7 d! P/ G5 q  P: zVinnie' N9 W9 r7 M( b# @% P5 ^1 `
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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# |) R0 V$ @7 h/ QThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.3 W- I! U8 S. n0 ^  _
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Dear Pop,
7 Y8 S  C  f" TGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.5 o/ q% y9 E; i+ O
Love you,
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发表于 2009-11-15 18:00 | 显示全部楼层
竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。
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发表于 2009-11-16 12:26 | 显示全部楼层
这儿子太聪明了,但是,往往聪明反被聪明误。
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发表于 2009-11-16 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
记得以前有个笑话,两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里,结果FBI把活都干了
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