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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-15 16:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.! O5 ?/ Z4 z! Q9 k9 o
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:3 y8 J" e9 ]3 S3 @

. b2 f) _" G' n5 R% |; RDear Vincent,
1 Y; k+ w+ |; ?, x  k, D1 aI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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$ Q# ^) s9 H+ e; f  q3 N# T+ b2 EA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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0 I8 T% p9 d2 F! T' l' oDear Pop,
4 }9 k& Y# E4 P  N5 _9 WDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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! X5 S" m: U  ]( uVinnie7 h) `5 ?+ K- e2 v/ k: [% g9 L

5 _/ t' g# d- J3 }( fAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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" |! i! N. [1 `) G* @That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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! @2 L9 j8 a. N9 [Dear Pop,: m1 t+ ?4 n) _7 u0 k
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.! w+ ]/ `/ g9 H9 H$ E- S/ T
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Vinnie
鲜花(163) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-11-15 18:00 | 显示全部楼层
竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-16 12:26 | 显示全部楼层
这儿子太聪明了,但是,往往聪明反被聪明误。
鲜花(55) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-16 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
记得以前有个笑话,两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里,结果FBI把活都干了
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