A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

% J: D$ A) }4 q9 U/ [His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

8 M# e7 w, |& e" iDear Vincent,
# S: g+ r: ]- f9 J+ ^7 L9 ZI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
, p1 w5 r6 F6 YLove,
Papa

; m* b' V1 z9 l5 v2 ^3 ?A few days later he received a letter from his son:

5 J" ~8 N" Q4 q' pDear Pop,
2 l; j1 Z! p5 i7 K, IDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

! |$ t+ K; j6 ?) G. rThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

- E( U, D* t$ p6 p6 f) iDear Pop,
, d5 v+ @* R( _' @5 U0 q: IGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
8 c3 ]% _! r/ B" o/ XLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了