A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

# W+ j" K" F3 Q3 y& [& u# g. VHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
2 W; D+ ?" n5 |+ P- ~Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

1 [( g. L/ C0 I# {0 Q* r  ]1 L& ?# DDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
  K* k2 f9 t) B2 sLove,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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$ I8 }& x+ n- g! g6 M. [. r# eThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
1 B/ X9 q. }8 hLove you,
2 I1 L! a: B9 u2 JVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了