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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will; n9 Y1 @% l3 u4 h6 A) Q9 X- O
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English; A" ^) u; z7 i( W6 G  Z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" L, y! [9 `) i/ w( G3 S- B5 m+ A
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 G. Z6 Z+ n9 b$ ^$ z. V
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! Z0 ?1 F! d  k+ v/ u
the sivil servants jump with joy.+ \# f" ^6 X; V6 F& y: P/ |- B$ C

  p, Y, u7 g: ^+ \& ?/ F! sThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, }: `5 s- A  M, o8 K- m5 x) M
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.& D# m( D  {8 L  g
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2 L  L! l3 i  o3 A+ VThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# O/ d; }+ D# @' R
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% H  `  O; e  _/ A+ j7 c& J
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always( R, v. t$ k' X- E1 T' \
ben a deterent to akurate speling.! a! I6 t4 ?4 u! m9 Y' V
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is' G" @, s" r/ Q4 ?- f! ^6 j
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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: L5 j7 y9 a; A8 F% z. m0 E4 YDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& [* V* u, v1 V+ N5 S. O. }
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ \- B. }( X/ \  ~

  r8 p1 D+ c9 U9 Q" B  }Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 b& J7 g3 N0 w, k' y
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.. v0 Z* V4 [5 |' N5 X) ?) u
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ p; B& G4 P& M; X
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
& R% s% H( s1 ysuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 [' S  W: Z+ m# L: R5 B( P& ]  C+ Zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
- G; p# t) A" B; [7 |don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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& b# H+ Y, V, ]4 k, b$ b4 c[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 V* h" ?4 V  X" d  Q7 @
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' S. b# b# N- J/ Y$ q2 z+ f
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 S" p/ z2 D. u/ [4 ?" y你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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8 f- @. S8 J; K* S" q. U! \焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
5 t( |* {6 i4 w) U6 q/ G7 w/ _$ `' X惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" M* \$ D0 k1 G) [9 A) D3 w% k7 ?- [好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:9 ?3 Z0 i* \8 C+ c
路过,让你们看看我的波

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