欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
- e2 ]" r, J5 T4 g) ^+ cbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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% g& I: \/ B5 D: I* iAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
8 D, C9 t( Z+ h& [4 W  E' f# _' C* u# Qkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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  F+ V1 v9 v$ R; h+ d# c# Q- tThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 T# q6 |9 u. B* vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
: {4 H3 ?, `! Y/ R- H- w' I; Zfotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

7 x& ^9 H/ ]5 u4 @) A9 u: w  `+ cGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
- P( d1 |/ a9 Bben a deterent to akurate speling.

- X; A9 n. z0 O6 GAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
/ v" \5 V# X1 Q8 l2 J6 H4 y1 Tdisgrasful and it should go away.

2 O! t3 q, u* C4 A6 Z! v3 GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- j- {8 i6 v' x" D* K2 X& ?after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 w6 G6 o- E' W0 V: H; sunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
6 z/ M" a& v( Z% lUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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' a! F8 O) l$ B  rIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ a9 l- P$ O8 A; ^- \+ |( j* ~don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
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朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
2 u4 z0 e3 c9 k好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 ]" I; `9 x5 H' _; g: C  I  E路过，让你们看看我的波

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