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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
7 A5 X4 q8 I' o2 k. ?be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
. f; P0 a, m; m, v; M6 ?spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 A- i, G$ N3 l4 n
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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3 W$ P" X, R% J$ i2 p, `3 f4 h, uThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 y2 e6 K" |, k$ x4 Z: x
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.1 R& X7 }: ~1 T1 J1 [$ q6 d
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 A  k0 n- u: N0 g/ T4 F5 I( utroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
7 V0 A- O) T, q& Lben a deterent to akurate speling.0 B0 {  O# ?: f

, r! l; b; S/ UAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 t) q  J' i  t' G2 Y% Z+ t
disgrasful and it should go away.
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$ |5 x; y. ^& c0 P: PBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ Q1 Q9 H  u7 G% R" y3 W
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.% b" d2 ^, `# b
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; J4 q' |5 L9 w* H6 Ksuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 r( E7 H3 J- ~don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: {0 a: Z" J! f% k; j% k这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 X+ k) F3 _/ y/ g4 J好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 o1 G+ A. i% C* `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ x8 A. J+ v) ~' d+ J  x3 S你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:# N' w$ X% Y/ m  C7 s- w6 m
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! t0 \0 s0 f4 g" J* p
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:+ s; L! p3 S* g# A
路过,让你们看看我的波
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