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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
, B# ^# U% G7 r/ ~' Q8 Ybe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ u/ u7 i# l$ L
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4 i3 F5 k/ u" T2 G) {1 ?0 ?As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) |9 t) F  M/ Z8 ]spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in5 D# `) x- }) [9 v! G
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".) b' G4 x6 C, F" M% Z6 @8 f

5 K6 m+ x/ W% l* \3 z8 NIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make1 E  K) L' t( ^5 ?4 ]$ ]3 `/ m# a" ~; H
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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, w2 w% j1 |8 s7 b; ], Q" yThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 ?) s& ^+ N7 r% T
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 W3 E4 E+ T' h  i% a/ K

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& ]% E6 t8 z& \+ \3 x1 MThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 H4 V8 T' \2 F1 |% O
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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- d. ]( ^5 r7 i* x: E/ |' u* }In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 m" y2 P, I& @: K+ ~
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.8 N1 C' o4 l! ~7 d; i

' z1 U. g( ^5 h% m9 P& {Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" V( Y2 h. H9 F( a- n/ O- m
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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3 q1 L/ g6 K7 ?# U& E+ FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is0 C! J& {$ g! N
disgrasful and it should go away.$ e" ]) A9 H* Y

) c  V& X- t" y: d% RBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 y" J2 V" U# V% h- u' f6 @
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 Q' h7 {3 G- h# a6 J% ?: M" @understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 P! l/ f% O, A6 Z1 e& N
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* Q, d/ Z1 ]9 v* H
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
  j5 H1 ?/ |' L+ a- m( W还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:7 J  o4 _& ^# g! x1 E
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- z" E7 F" @3 `9 U0 L0 R7 }don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. g- h( Y. o$ _0 U$ T
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  E3 [5 k# k9 f4 r
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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5 l* Z3 Z! K$ o# {[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 v& j. p2 U; X: p' ^/ {5 u这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 [7 o* S! V! ]9 F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
, L4 _3 H" Q+ h2 J/ V1 T+ y你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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: E: d- V+ _1 y焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!! M. i% j+ p- Z3 v( i- h. Q
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ [% u  Q  d, R, L
路过,让你们看看我的波
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