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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! J9 O& ~1 i9 L( |; K/ F
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was/ G. j9 \& h$ h' V0 A9 ]
the other possibility.  g) ~& x& U/ P! e" x, Q% N
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English( U" v' M5 f, p$ ^* Q6 h  T
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" F1 ^9 i* G: P4 H: T( I
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".6 T# D) d( ]* b; `6 Q
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make0 }) M' F$ R6 Z: K1 _
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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3 [+ e% d+ D( @" \) ]! @0 B' J' r; tThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up& h$ S8 J% e3 N' `
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
$ J' ]% \% n( F- V. m7 @* htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like& k3 U( }+ J6 ^
fotograf 20% shorter.
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/ O7 V. h. ^2 E. |In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 C5 B8 r6 e$ _& f" l* t8 |reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
; z8 N! l% t: H% A0 Xben a deterent to akurate speling.
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! D) ^0 Z7 _6 T, x, W# l7 v  z0 IAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 t$ \0 i" q$ B: }8 @# V
disgrasful and it should go away.: m; K; d' [. T& w) L
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and+ w' b4 G. a' x: M/ U" Q
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 Z/ z' q9 n) \8 ~& R+ x4 p
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.: S$ h) ^3 Y( }: i9 Z) K
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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9 V2 h; E9 s1 s4 ~- hIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 Q2 i# `+ N/ v% b/ T/ J
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:& l6 {5 _3 t4 w( o6 x4 Y) c
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

& j# f. I$ @$ Y& qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 Q! G3 g4 A6 ]% ]- F! h
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
) V% E$ j+ r! d5 ?don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;), Y+ ?" @. q/ {

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: _7 h% C& E3 B4 D, j6 |% ~
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 b0 U- i3 {1 r  j
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% _: Y+ s8 c7 q
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' \; f: Y; k, s& J" T" l' E! m你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:3 M' P* `" ~# i* _

4 L( a1 I. P! p5 K  z5 }% m4 q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ [1 _; i8 g/ R; u1 q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 E& P) K( j9 z8 X% Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ x; f0 ~  Q# z. O( n/ ~: A1 i: S路过,让你们看看我的波
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