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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ x; d2 x# X7 _$ r
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 p7 O# ?' W( |' ]% S* V% k
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
' i7 j# T% Z7 I  A+ s+ e1 Fspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
1 P2 {1 y% [# R# R; Rplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" c& ?7 I% G! S$ B
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% v; n( c( }, ~3 E' N4 @
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.# h" N+ \8 m) C) E+ Q: d0 S  i
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
$ d3 A4 l: B; G/ w8 u8 D+ @3 Itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like3 M* F' ^- K* j: T4 y
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to: y  Q: Y- Y$ E0 [& ~
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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- F- {* A/ b, W, O5 x6 JGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 z7 G# O" q& ~: _/ a4 M# W
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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  ^( {0 f4 F; e1 @% c8 R( M0 }/ ZAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
, ^! f9 E2 N) {0 p' [" u# Jdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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  a  U2 B. b' {5 L* `3 A. KDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
( B; F, w- L8 Q& q) _after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. r, M+ L; ^# G: v2 n/ Z! T6 g

6 X* [6 A! J6 |+ CZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: N0 z8 z8 I+ }2 a
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* g% u1 J4 b# }& Q6 l- P
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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& ?& @* G' R5 a: J0 eIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:6 U( N/ D. a7 o, J5 ~
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  n2 J* `, u$ o. P, bsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  L. K8 k1 k6 f8 X" odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% n4 V& q* P/ X+ b- @1 v
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
, W# d) Z3 y  Z- ^2 D1 H, m  r( ]don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& G6 I# D$ ?# D& M1 z! R, ^# @

1 J/ p( @6 k! l: I5 ]) O[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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4 k: ]5 D* i# K4 n9 W6 V8 m               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
9 E: n* H0 z# N7 t  _! {+ n: K这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 b+ I& |" S5 f" q& I3 ~好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 i/ A" `. z; g* `) h8 u
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 R4 D. Z% D! i6 S# y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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3 i; A. m, X1 d0 g焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( b1 G/ @0 W: G  |$ G. N2 U8 s

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 P4 k0 g: j3 a2 n; D
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ G- G0 O+ ^. O1 w$ P& M
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- F! X# ]0 b+ b; M
路过,让你们看看我的波
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