欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
% s2 j2 y1 r& P/ J( X6 I% sthe other possibility.
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4 [/ |  l* r9 ?* J: }9 h; F  mAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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0 Y5 Y- A1 l/ EIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
' d' K& E/ L& P% T5 \& }$ i5 othe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
6 d. W" K* F7 tfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ Z1 B4 h, ?1 t& G2 Ereach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
3 u  d+ N* L1 eben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
' F2 B% h: h' {4 j+ E' s1 \0 Udisgrasful and it should go away.
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8 h  F) J4 H: {* J; ^, E, p0 p# g" M$ BBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
  g; Y$ l* E  w7 Y& u6 z$ E6 Fafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
# J% _; {! F( [6 hunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
1 k$ x6 k8 E  V$ ]  L3 pUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
5 r8 }. C* K' d0 o. H- k8 K0 \forst plas.
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" K* k* M" @. i/ |6 g! v* [If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
  \* k! s' L- t+ Z: G1 d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
' u/ g$ @+ q9 @% m/ k2 D* ?such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, G; |' [5 S8 g+ o' p0 ]don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 T4 U$ n% s' ?% ], `; r8 [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 X5 i! ]: H" g/ Q. F这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

9 ^0 x* \4 L4 q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 R! C3 o" k& G4 e1 g; H9 F, v惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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