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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
" S3 f* e# ]9 ~# R- etroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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* m6 U$ M4 o) F8 X+ zAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is. c6 G: N# D1 ?  D2 q
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 v& J- t2 R2 q( q( }: J
"z" and "w" with "v".2 Z, J. s; R3 s0 E0 n0 {
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 l( v8 o& p: q8 y8 s' `
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.2 Y1 G' D; i9 a9 s8 U6 j/ y
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze$ W1 H* V& W- }3 o# }4 i# M
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' R7 `1 U, E9 C) k
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( N5 y( A' j) V2 asuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* x+ Q% \  u6 Z; z" p7 k9 k. J

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:! K% X: C: }" }# x8 H
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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2 G9 B% u% D% P5 k               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:; a+ t3 u) A0 m% g9 T5 \; x( h
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( c/ _. e- l* L" j# i7 Q' A, n
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:4 [4 X/ K1 p. P3 }
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
" A5 f* n1 N4 A! S惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! ?/ Z% y; g* I: k( g好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& K$ ^7 e* {4 e# m0 e路过,让你们看看我的波
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