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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".3 n4 I/ U& ~7 ], {

1 q$ `) ~' D& |8 gIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up2 l1 v! U" ?, z& p3 J2 Z
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.; D  l2 q' p5 [5 Y
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 [$ K# p! {3 L$ e. f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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& M9 A/ G" j. z! k8 pIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
1 a, b; n. C  @reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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5 T8 ^- t2 @6 [1 `- dGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: _$ S# C3 d+ L. D8 l7 m3 p
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 K; I! d9 i) W# p: _) A5 x, l
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu( U! Y0 R7 Z( i
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.3 n9 v0 Y* U) v4 Z$ E* Q0 Q  }
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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" w5 z6 s) O0 T( [- dIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:! c" p% q+ |# ]; _+ ?
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% n5 V! [! Q8 ^! A% C7 S2 s( z& q

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
5 f0 W. p6 H4 y7 M/ z1 Zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ t5 A$ x: T# Y  u# B$ J6 F" C

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ A, f4 h; _" y0 M5 X
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
- f( I' B5 P  m8 y6 s这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: m3 Z: J/ c3 U4 h1 p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:! |2 [2 [9 d/ s2 K4 v0 C) B- [
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 a& L. q8 U  a

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! q, I8 N6 F5 i3 ~( n. c$ y6 r惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 J0 X: \3 {' h/ l" ^% @4 N
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:5 H( l$ l: Y9 K4 t3 L
路过,让你们看看我的波
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