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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 L3 n! X7 O; h2 N
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was! [9 m9 |. n5 E; P2 h$ _2 }* R
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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: W6 p  B" K8 I* QIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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% y# w' F0 }1 i2 Z; VThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 R5 R; Y0 i7 ?2 x. v, B! Y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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$ v! b# V! r. q! rThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
2 b0 r: r+ `6 f# ]troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like6 f8 o' b, R0 k1 c1 C9 y" [' `7 {
fotograf 20% shorter.
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' K' l. K! V8 _3 o1 Q. V$ C1 MIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 H4 X( S' m/ v8 s3 nreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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" A! s4 t) y3 j$ @Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' `8 R3 W& D% A3 J8 C
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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$ h# Z( }6 Y- Q1 eAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
$ s# A8 c# l: ~9 ?8 S; ?# ~disgrasful and it should go away./ O1 |% z! ~" v* Q  ~
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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3 `% W4 v& \2 Z$ |' mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" [& p1 W3 t$ T
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu' B0 a" V" u5 M
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.% z3 I) j" |1 ?$ A  v3 }/ _
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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4 m; i$ H5 R+ l$ i  H4 OIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% P) ~1 l6 d. D& E8 ]* k
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:" j3 X2 F* X: C6 a
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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% u0 S7 V4 c7 U[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
' N5 [; A6 c+ Jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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& q" C1 ~: T/ X9 u- l  C[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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, a3 y" n- I' S# z4 i& M5 h               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. ]; B( A6 z$ n% ?' k- J这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) w  o* V% x2 s0 E/ l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
. V, x. }$ D; S! a4 _你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( e' R% T8 q/ c) Q3 Y
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!6 N3 S! e4 R2 ]* p* `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:, p# J/ j  I  l3 i% ]# f
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ ?4 T  q; _/ ]. p" C& d7 u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 f0 N/ ^, L: X6 O2 \/ i4 s
路过,让你们看看我的波

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