埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2465|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
8 o0 ?, H9 [' s6 M' h+ Pbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was. A* |; e( p2 E' H
the other possibility.1 H" M# e4 L- h8 O  y6 w! I! X% C3 x
, X3 o2 G/ ?% @
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
" H& v% a( F$ G! K! Espelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
/ |9 }( ~, a, o3 w' rplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
0 g8 X7 C5 {3 j: ?* F- t' ~8 F* m- `1 l- |# g; M
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make$ |: w) u+ ?) L* K) x. l
the sivil servants jump with joy.) x8 ~( w6 ^* t7 p9 O

" W7 s& Z9 I6 ]  i" aThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up- L) Y* i! m- Q/ |
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.5 E0 Y; d# v& k! o# S7 X0 U

$ q6 L  ^* v! F* h. @3 U5 [
% s! z& p: Z8 e3 r& M8 JThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
) O7 d  }. \/ f0 t& R) Rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like0 f2 ]( _- n3 U. h3 P3 ~% l
fotograf 20% shorter.: M3 j7 W3 E/ O* n5 Z  z
7 b/ w5 x% w2 @) p9 A$ r) E. _
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 c$ z5 R, u3 r! u* S
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.5 o* Y' e* k: v( E% [

. H) x4 q% a' Q- XGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# h& `+ x( U; d' Q5 a
ben a deterent to akurate speling.1 N9 u: m+ [9 M
+ {# M  O+ G) Z8 `9 K/ [
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& ?4 f. y7 _. l8 ~
disgrasful and it should go away.4 j, A) l: K5 k: D! Z2 v
$ x& o1 U7 S9 p0 F% n4 F5 q' w$ g
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
7 _$ ]; ~9 z" L! d6 p6 f"z" and "w" with "v".
/ m9 x2 Y3 w+ D+ r& W' N) K* m; Z4 d; a% Z/ X  a0 R
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and' w1 r% T1 `7 \+ z( }0 L$ }1 I
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.5 W3 k# N9 [1 e
4 X, D7 k4 q+ k" i" D* u
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
5 U/ _2 p' x6 M4 s; b/ {* M; Runderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.7 N# W/ l, A; P) t
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 [7 e( w2 D, k6 E  y
forst plas.
# {3 a+ M1 L- l4 D/ t4 O) Q8 P! B8 m& m
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
8 {5 g0 L% |; Y+ G6 B1 S还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 g8 m, _# C% U5 Jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% {) d+ v$ X7 z+ [' o: Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 G( Z" M3 a+ T: ]! Y, H5 R
! G$ K9 s0 f. V8 |7 ?5 b
[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
4 p5 M3 Z: h6 z6 Y% L) r  tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; j# |; `0 T4 T+ D0 C9 P$ y
2 s7 A- C- d! a
[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
2 Z# H% B, p) A/ }5 `$ Y2 Z& D
- ^$ c2 J' O, F" i. u9 O

4 y' N* m* k, j  s               Y  r so cute!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
" T  l- n% |8 U, a  C/ m9 @, W8 z7 L4 N
/ H9 k7 ?5 y: Q5 I. s
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) T7 a0 Z3 @3 H' ~' K" z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 |8 z: s' o% ^' _' E* {
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 `* P% r1 f; N. \6 K
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- q4 d( x* B! C- V  \
你想到什么了?? ;)
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
" {* J$ A$ [6 |0 X
" r8 |; v/ ?  Q, H- Q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
* r8 @- P. c# ~3 [4 u8 ^3 I' Q8 P7 Q* o# q; l7 u# p
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
  n  j% h7 `; c  E# ~" L惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ ~, A( v. }+ t' k* ]
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ c. b$ y1 v( P+ I4 x9 p* M4 R: h  F5 N路过,让你们看看我的波
1 g! {5 R" Z6 Q5 w
谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-7-27 18:55 , Processed in 0.156450 second(s), 21 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表