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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will8 v+ R9 P2 V/ \7 L: u  T2 k
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was! h8 U  C" {4 e# c% s
the other possibility.! E& s  C, e( y3 a8 G: B* ~: a
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
2 _% g* e# U9 ]2 nspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 }  S9 ?) j+ h, Z8 r7 ?
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 c" z# O1 j" M4 K& i3 G( {! R

) _( o) G7 \3 l. M5 B$ i0 L! o/ zIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make- e# t. q" q( @9 m, P% _
the sivil servants jump with joy.) n7 N. x8 W8 b* H; `& s

/ c, I0 v  J; q- EThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
! U3 P) [  v# A5 a8 _3 G' ^6 _konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 a  b3 g9 R/ c4 xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ ]# k7 z1 [2 s
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ s7 V# F  P' D+ u% E7 P( k
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- M( H' m. J+ B- E

- d; g/ f/ Y4 ~# cGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 L* {, v) v/ N. Sdisgrasful and it should go away.( c" L$ @6 A; g* j; j

/ f# X( }" u% y# q$ D# i. kBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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$ m! i" R, c1 S) }' j0 h# M8 NDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
' W2 X* g$ @# a* {4 z2 P& }, V1 safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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( M7 f; i; @( i# \' O$ \Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
7 m: H6 r/ ^. A- Runderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.; x# y: O) N) f1 N1 K' e
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze/ D+ B7 j2 A1 C# B" _% F
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:; e6 _4 l) Z% O4 @
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! u% k8 h* V1 m9 k# V! G5 lsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:, f! V0 ~( ~& p3 L/ S5 O# N" C
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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# Y7 K9 a2 D$ ~3 @[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 L) }6 C0 R3 H$ M: N: u4 ?: x
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# U" p1 q2 ~  ]2 x7 r( o2 ]
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 X( h  K  p( r! m0 K& x; F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 G: m# j" j3 y1 K+ x: A7 i0 i
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, e% H. U; p: l. N
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:7 l, V8 I" j6 z3 v& {+ \1 y7 R
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  w& @2 n/ K. }9 b
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火& q- p9 q1 N3 P7 U; g  n; w4 `
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 o( m4 |2 X% }( f/ w- s路过,让你们看看我的波
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