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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will, |* y( N* g2 ^* {
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was' K- V9 s* y8 t4 ?$ U8 S
the other possibility.5 \3 M+ T6 p# W5 Z  B* W0 n- a+ e

2 s2 E* \- c* W) `4 h( P' x$ B/ YAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English/ d- F9 Q, }7 t  _6 g
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 E2 t5 ^) f$ |! _8 ]9 Y
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"., i8 j1 b2 J/ @) ?: U
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make' L2 b% [1 q& Y+ U+ K7 c4 [: z0 b
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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. z9 T/ ]! X; x2 {: k7 V, G3 WThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, A- i' L$ `+ {8 L3 T/ c5 ~
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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- S/ }1 \" Y" m, W8 H1 @8 _There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 ]0 m, t0 G# n. Y. n# Itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 x5 [: T1 S# x" Y
fotograf 20% shorter.1 k+ B5 Z0 t0 E& b# q2 G) j6 k
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& R  I* m9 w3 z! |
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always1 G, O9 h; O1 Z# I' T
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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4 F' Q7 _/ B; ?; c" WAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) ?' a3 m& O+ X( \; M" Q1 C5 E
disgrasful and it should go away.1 v0 Z" [0 B2 y! c+ M  A

  R6 m5 n$ [8 nBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 X2 t& {$ ^" m0 k8 N1 |
"z" and "w" with "v".
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8 b, A. R" p$ A8 m" [# oDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 \5 m/ E$ w- R/ x4 `& b6 Z6 X
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) p4 l- i  T* s( F- _& Q& w

. r/ w0 k( Y' e; d0 kZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 t1 Y' z( N5 d
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ s0 c4 D8 ^, i9 n' j" FUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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& u6 U4 j0 V9 JIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
( a7 y" f9 W/ l+ X; C+ E, ]还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 I4 M% Q( n- m% _3 j! e2 M
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% G1 m) k( A; [2 ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 w6 b# t) ?9 C, {

/ D$ H( ?8 v# _[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 M# T. ~' [& tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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8 I4 Q: c0 _' e- a[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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, u' K6 P+ J" Y2 m               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)' m" ^1 t" y4 M1 m) H; ?1 b$ q: m

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 r( g$ Y! m) q' J' _
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 i0 h+ d  `* W+ L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:! Y, A9 p$ Z2 C  H7 p& e
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!  M7 E7 w* Z) V0 j  l

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 g8 l/ Z  `/ R3 o( a  P
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* B) l! R( y/ V' T" X) S3 l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' M0 L4 y/ Q' f; D& w
路过,让你们看看我的波

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