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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will& u: _0 A3 l, r2 w" L. Y1 g1 }- \
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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# b8 D5 r' A! o5 z  sAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English8 B& T9 ~8 T5 p* I! e  l' o5 U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
6 B8 A  c' o0 o. A5 V( `plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".* U0 a0 N" T* ~, v% D# T/ d
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! W, d% G5 q; _! Z3 C
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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4 U2 X* P5 y" e0 k5 x' X! ?  iThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
1 Y& |! a/ X+ M6 ?' x# O& \5 a# h/ }konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: ?  e9 H5 ^# L! |  rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like, z" L7 y/ b+ ^) i, |$ p; _
fotograf 20% shorter.! Q# Z7 P3 V: i$ s4 h" a5 `
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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5 B' G: N5 I# I  N( v1 t4 U0 W8 kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always, `% h# u0 w& Z
ben a deterent to akurate speling.7 t( k3 s8 s% m+ K. }% \; s
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 d- ^; X: a" `' G
disgrasful and it should go away.. t5 ^6 R1 I- Z( e

' F) g3 K; M( _) k: e( EBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 M; c6 x7 a( n% r8 \
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
$ ]5 G4 N# p6 }6 F2 ^after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; C0 N& ^: Q8 s  E' ^$ O7 e

6 ]/ O5 _# f& ]  H- sZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# m) T# I0 f- b; }% \% w. X
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
% _1 f6 \; W( B, xUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze& F0 i& H( B4 u# t+ S2 M. a% ?
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# x) `  \! G* @  w1 e( y  S
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* D7 Z! v# p1 W- x' [1 W
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

& o) z9 }- R& r& \' a; [% T: pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 @. z: X6 h2 T, A
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:/ p, e3 c/ _$ _, n7 s6 y/ u
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;). A' x0 x, A  G7 ?' r

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; ~& T1 j! E7 F' |/ o, X5 Y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% l8 b) }; |6 s$ V. S8 d6 z' X
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 F7 l. P# o8 N6 E
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  r8 H, _! ~! e- C5 Z% b- u你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; M1 X7 `9 }  m# y; z
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! R' |% ]2 a  m* |, P3 ?! `
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 \9 G5 U1 N1 S& W好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  h* `. p% o+ i' w+ ?, r
路过,让你们看看我的波

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