欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
& |; H- r/ A# i4 T" ]! qspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* N5 L% b! Q. Oplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
$ {* Q0 s/ S( Ythe sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
: x8 r$ i! u/ e; C, u+ nkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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1 O& O3 j# W4 y/ g" ~There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
, U, k8 K; l/ m- ^% I6 Gfotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

7 Z, h% e5 B0 z' Z& G6 r0 jGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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( p" a2 j) g  a$ X; O8 s2 vAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

/ W3 D1 j/ [6 n- B3 {( t8 ?/ vBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
" o) k  w, w7 Q& v. P' m7 o3 t"z" and "w" with "v".

# u5 a! p: q3 }) H# P% I! h6 S# oDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 z- Q% l6 v0 s* C) Y7 yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
; ~- j) w3 y/ r- |& T% [( L8 punderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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" `: C" `1 g( `; hIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; I9 W1 ^6 F0 E  k! p7 Jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

3 ~. G  i6 p4 H* c, ?3 Jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% J( A, W. B1 Z7 x/ _8 o0 v0 Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

) q7 p8 z; |+ h& C[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' o" B4 b0 B8 ?" N& ?你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

* X: `: j7 ?2 g; S焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
- X- ~; X  {. ?2 g1 P" ~惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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