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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will1 ~+ N) E' k, k+ x
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was' |& H  Q" Z# t2 Q/ Z% c
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* P5 W- J0 v" [! Z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% P: I9 C( s4 \' }
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. G: `: w! C0 \, r; x

5 w& Y0 r: _$ lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 ]4 b7 m# G; J2 Q7 R/ w
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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  P& e) G% z& b6 [The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up5 q2 }' A- l) K/ b3 P, f
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.! t, T- F" S6 Y7 f2 A, l# B+ m

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 {3 }/ q- f2 c( T8 r0 \5 Wtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  q) [9 `5 x8 E9 o' g' Y- Q7 x2 z  W
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.' K1 }+ L# \- C0 t
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always/ y# ~1 t1 X- R$ F' L6 _
ben a deterent to akurate speling.2 g- _( r' {6 h4 Q  _5 E
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& \# o) K: Q' j$ [( n
disgrasful and it should go away.
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/ y+ H" |$ z4 q0 l& p. F$ m4 NBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 s/ j, G1 |, r% V% U2 B/ ~$ c% F
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# R8 O1 t: E6 x" c  X0 o
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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3 Z7 r) |* e! C( q. w; p- o' hIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:5 V. y& Z8 C1 a: q* O% n5 ^* u
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 [5 o: ?7 v& z" r3 P
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

# F$ x8 w& Y+ n  [: d8 w1 @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% ~: Z9 A- h! p1 ]; sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& g7 J; T# m8 j, r" F
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
9 p# W# c( b! N9 Y; b0 u% X这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: k$ a, k. j2 i* G; m7 d0 [5 }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 m& b6 n3 \8 W7 ~9 R/ J  b你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
, Z0 Q# K3 @2 ~( A惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 \' D" v: k9 W8 H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 B) b! W2 i2 X8 S& ?! n9 x  Q路过,让你们看看我的波

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