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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
7 \( H: V: j( f8 p$ T, }) Q2 E+ S) Zbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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& m: E* F& j$ K: }7 B: bAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, a" R- n: A+ @: l! Z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
3 K& ]; H' R, w8 Wplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".* n, g; n. q5 P' O8 j- T
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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& V# }( K7 m& g3 ?+ _$ dThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- i& q- \0 E- f3 M3 ?
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- ~- w# x* J& F' Q5 G, {/ Q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# e  o' K# v# _$ m
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with. N; C: Y* Z; Z. o
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and' R# f& ~5 e$ d
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. a& h( k9 `  x6 L/ {6 dunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' u7 J" {3 o6 I( p  iUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze- A% q: D  B+ t% X% G2 R
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:2 p8 a1 @% @  q, j/ t. f9 P
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 D. K. c. |4 @* D  X2 x% `# y

+ N6 e; E1 J* Y0 h[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:8 k9 X# a( f% t$ s& B( K6 {
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)4 I0 j1 X+ ?/ I+ U

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. p  ~4 Z0 v  ~9 f1 v) h$ i( q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) i  `1 B9 \& G9 \+ M4 c. p$ C# q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:/ L. n: V, J  G- R2 r7 Q; _
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. i) W- ~1 S# h  M1 m
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:) z, P3 \6 Y- l; J

& X+ O" G& I/ h, y. ^焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:2 t( I* B% O8 y1 U$ G" U) n
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) M: c& W' R. S8 Q0 b6 V
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  k/ L- ?6 y3 \
路过,让你们看看我的波
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