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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. J. a  G1 ]6 H$ `* V+ H: H! V  p+ f
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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7 x( d; e% e# ]; Y2 k8 ~( Jplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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2 Z6 V2 D5 u- L, e- bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 g; p  z# ]) \& b$ v( k& k
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.4 G7 z+ V  z& N) I% A* E' H( Y

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- K4 I% v4 e1 j9 f5 F3 w1 oThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the4 P* g# I7 m' ]3 T$ X" R4 K8 T
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  F' q& Y0 D9 o- Q9 U4 P5 q& S
fotograf 20% shorter.
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; @$ m9 F2 m) D/ _3 a) O& sIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to7 X  i, a, ~. e  N! t
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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% ~, w" {) p8 n$ Z" gGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
, p: o' U2 ~1 {5 [ben a deterent to akurate speling.# a5 M; z1 k6 S3 E- h

5 B' N! M* ?6 n9 ^1 L3 OAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 J0 Y. `0 \9 W/ F2 g- [# ]6 _
disgrasful and it should go away.4 H, C6 a5 f8 N+ h

0 `5 Z2 J9 `! |$ V3 U$ E5 hBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 A. M8 f7 Q7 Z
"z" and "w" with "v".8 I7 X  q( U6 t; p! r
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
& C$ i( I3 N; S  Dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
; f6 T/ ]9 r; q$ \2 E$ \) `understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  b+ p7 Z& o! t/ JUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze1 f! L+ e  B8 n# c/ m9 @/ _+ E. O) v
forst plas.
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% g1 w: e& O. o: i8 kIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ R& @0 X, O- p3 j; \, {6 w还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; g$ G+ U1 v2 s8 v. b* _" b! U! U, ~
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:0 s3 T& r' R, c. a' J
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 }* _1 w, R# u, z# y
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# x6 }1 p) u9 i8 z, y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 f: _: i1 a0 j3 `
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 p6 `6 ]- ^1 F. o( Q你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" c7 o' q( d' [! G
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% C2 `3 d6 i9 N2 `
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 Q  r& l# }2 F- W
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
$ `) q: _& R, ?9 k1 m: f7 z! l路过,让你们看看我的波

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