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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. P7 s: o/ ]+ M+ o
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was1 f- d+ e9 T; B
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( D7 ^" i! Z9 h, M" T* m/ M* l
the sivil servants jump with joy.2 v/ R: W+ h& w

7 Y5 p4 e' H$ K( V3 AThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: {0 r2 U, j, e. i7 w% G/ r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; O- z. s8 w3 v- S$ B
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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, S9 W, o; }' ]6 f2 x- W# vIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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9 m1 X: D, a6 B0 v5 s% GAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
& s, }- n6 N! {% Z4 h' O5 Sdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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3 z* f4 g" ~. g/ I# `During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 a! ]9 v' Z& x4 A& mafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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0 o0 w1 s& w& f9 |" |Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 A  c! B7 j: u1 A% [understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ n! E9 y! ^, T5 q$ N  d- i; p
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" f6 F- c5 y2 e
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
. @% b* S1 J8 w  ]7 J还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 M2 H; g7 b4 q: {6 s: C. osuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

5 O1 D( O9 \& U9 n$ {- _don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  C! p  P- m; C4 K4 u# W
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)8 U  j7 A" j7 K1 R
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% W5 f/ N* \1 {! i这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! M3 E! d3 _6 N& G
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:8 w  T" ?$ t, _2 Q9 P6 C
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 ]" [( h: Z. B% ^( N! g. Y: {* A
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! V! o" e7 K, l惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! @& W' U/ L: v4 a好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* g3 Q/ X: n7 j3 Z路过,让你们看看我的波

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