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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English' _- u9 p) _1 n1 E: F
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# H% b+ U+ f* a( t1 _+ D7 H& V
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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+ \5 m7 @  V7 g! A, ]0 yThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
  ~* Z8 j: O" F6 D3 `+ Htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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, E% S+ g1 O3 i5 y! o  dIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to5 t  x+ ^: Z  X- x2 e/ @  u( k; r
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.4 a5 i) p8 I) }
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' w$ u- T* _% U! Y; N
ben a deterent to akurate speling.% R5 p, l. H& s9 N9 K4 Z" ~& v
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is* S  {8 o  {' M" F& e) n
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) O+ ^1 a, v: Z1 h& j  s. ]
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and- u; c9 K2 t' Q  ~5 |" |7 V1 Z# s9 V4 _
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 K& s6 R; C# f* S) H6 L
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
* A. H" ]7 h4 G9 t3 [& x: s9 ^3 tUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
  W4 R+ d( }, B- `3 C, h还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 O! q$ o8 ^0 V) f, _" @% I
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  p& p7 M" z9 d7 F( sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' S) S$ B" P1 f' |* X% `这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) O* J" T) r+ J
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. y- k. k- t) Z9 D# n! z1 z) q

" g3 O8 _" a1 ~- k9 F: d焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!5 d0 v, h! ?/ |1 i2 v& j
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:- K2 s1 f6 }: d- P' l' G2 D7 Y
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* t# y$ I) b0 ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:# a# d- O+ O) V2 v/ D! Q. @1 C
路过,让你们看看我的波
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