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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
: [0 B; o8 t- _$ b! qbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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0 Q" J9 t) h" D0 t! SAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; G# @. [; T! Q: gspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
4 P& O9 O" @! }) G$ D+ P! c) qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 W& q6 V( F( m9 b( Y4 T
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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! d; P' J+ x1 NThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
( m" H' E% p) i( J8 ~reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.+ ^) S" h! @6 F/ ]3 ]; f: I1 u: D
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  i# A) P7 g6 k  g  {$ ?( F  P, X
ben a deterent to akurate speling.; j. M) o' B6 l( p

/ `) ^# ?- G& `$ gAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
( Q/ A( e: ]; S1 L. q9 B0 }disgrasful and it should go away.
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5 Q8 j: j9 ^) v. o. }* aBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" ~1 [9 l5 q$ M6 m. n6 T' V% k
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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0 V* U) l  E. A! a6 k& HZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) b% O2 T+ T, Y! H
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 f( h4 h, F$ T+ _Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze& P$ S. x' Y7 _' Q% E+ F) v, S
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- F. N6 I) b- {: RIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' l. C- ^0 H) r. ^7 ?" I; D9 [
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
- \8 Y: M9 b& K$ Wsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

0 t6 C0 C! e1 Z7 ~don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:, j& k+ i9 @+ R" }
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 E8 `4 `8 X: @+ k: |/ _6 U  M这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) z% }5 u  j% U" y3 A好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- p5 w- z1 W7 c4 Q: S
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:% B, X8 R9 s/ e" y3 _
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 _$ Y% D* q7 X# A& a4 l

  c% M$ |+ R- [焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!  x  V' }6 b/ G

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
" Q5 ]9 m9 z% U) [0 O; i1 F惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- [. i7 y$ h# u! O
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. T# P8 E; X' i9 F7 J3 c路过,让你们看看我的波
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