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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 C! e4 O! N! k
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was& t' ?$ `, }3 o  t
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
) z# F0 f* z$ }2 A: K4 E+ a% ospelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
& I$ t7 j8 ]% Q4 M9 k& `. Lplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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- _" U1 d- _6 r% TIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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0 d3 u' A9 j. x( \0 J6 P5 }The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
6 Q  E' F) z8 H1 D$ G& fkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.$ S' k/ F" e% ]2 u* t
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: D9 j" b' }" J: W* q3 V# B- X
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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; ^0 c$ k( N0 Y' V+ |2 c4 S4 dIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
& P- e- l; X8 s( y/ D  @2 ~reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
2 W4 `. d" ^+ y7 r! a1 v, Wben a deterent to akurate speling.9 x/ L/ y9 w- s, a( N  U( }

4 Q5 ?' C+ K# A2 e3 U- n% E9 iAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
. ^! z; T+ ]0 [6 \/ Ddisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with! L4 n) o+ {/ k3 O' @
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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6 v- c) S4 C0 PIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
' W3 q; f' h3 B9 I还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
7 R9 ]( n* R7 G# S* W5 X3 |) }6 {5 Msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god." X4 m) d6 A) X+ z0 {: Q
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
+ w, e- v2 n* ?- A/ T! b" O4 D5 u: tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)4 w$ o; _8 C# D9 n
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
9 b: V- |1 |. T这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- k% A+ l! Y6 ]' @. I2 X
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 ~% A* y% f: ^. x8 T' `你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 T2 p; y, |7 @5 p2 i7 \' e* M  E* w
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' ]. C2 A% v* `4 q8 }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) `. `/ o* p+ P& F/ B
路过,让你们看看我的波

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