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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: l: |# Q7 m- r
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was4 e7 Z& e! ]$ |. T: d
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  F( z5 _3 e8 p4 }
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( u+ \3 r5 h# D. c
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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. n5 \# U3 ~+ G2 W! S) e6 A  @. Y0 nThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the  T" o+ k& ^2 v2 U# R2 A$ I0 [! u) X
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% c* D1 `. \* L2 [; [
disgrasful and it should go away." `8 `$ b8 y- v9 ~1 V1 `

( `2 q. {! W# PBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 N+ d! h( E: a: {' J: G! S$ R. r
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& N; \( N4 a+ G# [0 M# K
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 ], m) ~: b- |; n7 O* E9 c; k

( Y. }% ]1 X% tZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
7 Q/ H0 e7 N# ^: S) \" h" Z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
2 n" ^+ l4 A8 k% w1 [4 }such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 l1 C! B/ W: y  n7 `* P

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:; a( X4 d, v( i+ H& t1 ^1 R
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 b) d0 Y8 W! l& C2 m
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;). k5 S, o. M  Y! h! j' L, z
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 O* s" x: ~6 v/ T9 Z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 S1 ~6 j' ~9 f7 z, @; r/ z6 k好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 `4 |  z3 s3 s% A) e7 n
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:! V3 s! ?" d) n# V% y. C2 A
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 O# O3 [4 U1 T8 v3 Q8 K7 a惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" i% q6 h; t/ p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
! z! W9 T* w" ~5 {6 D& l/ Y路过,让你们看看我的波

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