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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will$ a/ L6 [9 s: n4 r. G( Z! d0 z
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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( n4 {/ M' f! }- f* BAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 I4 E, l( N5 ^' b
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% K5 n& A" V, X  }" u% X. Y5 H& D
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. O1 P- W4 x4 X3 b
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.+ h! }) U" }2 N' W% \

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' G4 N1 N! ^/ J  F" I  g7 X
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ k" t- {9 l9 z( f
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
! p/ s3 ^  V4 d- d8 q, [reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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9 Y6 H5 m, L, X2 [Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ B" G" J. B1 \) A7 d# O
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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0 T3 n/ j( b0 }) _4 Y( _" g% E6 P7 a/ ]During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ N! z* Q  U5 H( D  P+ w) n
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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3 }1 H/ J. k+ D: ]3 sZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
$ z, L  A, w5 c$ w$ C( H/ W) gunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
+ j/ S6 D' I( U' S7 D7 y$ ?( cUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze! p! H' n- A2 M5 K/ D2 k
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4 U" b; l4 H6 E0 R. r; U' j: Z- bIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 d8 X! k5 L3 g0 ~$ }还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
7 [9 j1 E6 u) ~such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  J: k7 G3 d9 f$ `* `; U- hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 ]; ?% P& L. Z+ Y5 Y) s# Qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& I( }: k! l, c7 `
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;). _, g7 x" S9 _7 S
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% \. o4 e$ p8 `/ A2 Y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 u9 f; X) P" C5 Q5 i# e5 \) ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 y" i1 u( i0 `" K
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:/ }, U( k8 ?: E8 _' ]+ y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!# C* z) o/ T- K7 Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 Z2 S* n# M1 A( ]惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- y0 ?) @$ d- v! i+ {& d9 V
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
: N3 [! D' m! x! s$ {1 W路过,让你们看看我的波

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