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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- ~  N4 R0 R. ^" U* j8 L
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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* K% p6 h2 a5 bAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 e) W* S2 X4 `$ t" zspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 ~9 M6 U! _8 z% V1 `
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. O: \: H6 g- ]
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 f2 f( A5 L# q0 o( a
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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1 s/ K% n. z) _1 }There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% S, E6 u( F1 g; [; e3 v( w
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; t2 K' Z" V9 X) S( S
fotograf 20% shorter.
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' {: O& N; _8 X* ^In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
8 o- S6 H- N# ]0 d, J$ ^8 Zreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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# [( h! f  w+ \# o2 ZGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
" U( K4 C& m4 p* k' |+ K# @ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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4 H) h$ G6 A; c% u; i& {Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ G& Z: _6 k# Z7 a& q
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 W$ g  Y: I8 Z! X
"z" and "w" with "v"., M  E/ J0 B! Q9 F% z! Q0 h1 e0 |
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
! e8 Q7 G" }- v6 Gafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.9 X$ O0 m1 K% u

; J9 B; a; Q/ }2 m8 dZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 H2 p( n8 O* B3 N- b1 h5 b! l4 ~
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
) J! L0 K8 O) t0 B( eUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
' u% @- x; u0 n还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
# U& @6 b7 E+ s* Q) Zsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

0 ?; v4 d( g& l* Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ q$ l1 o5 |8 t' A/ Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); Q0 \* B& z& D, f5 L0 x. `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:" ^- C, M9 s- `- M4 `
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 Q% A/ [6 N/ t3 h4 F# n# k好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 y& ]# S+ k! X7 q+ y/ ]7 q
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 X% U" N% W6 m你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( {+ [+ A9 A4 u3 q& S
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!9 w2 q8 s5 Q, e6 Y8 z3 U) |
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' k& r0 {/ {9 Z. v( a$ r
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  R1 y) [% }8 o7 }% |, M0 W
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:1 K# {  ]9 L) a0 G/ Q3 _
路过,让你们看看我的波
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