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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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( Z. D% r) _4 C: J4 ]the other possibility.
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  G; e1 J: |6 GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
5 P* W6 b4 ?7 S0 g" ~1 H" Zspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in' ]* T; b# \9 V: a/ E% T& N$ U
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
5 F# d! v# {7 o" Mkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter., J; X. I* y! X( }9 y
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the, F# v. E$ v& y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like' h& R9 W/ o6 k3 `& ]/ Z
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to0 v4 T3 `2 N. J# M6 v# ]" @
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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5 y+ w/ ~. H8 [Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always/ T# }  O) N3 ]
ben a deterent to akurate speling./ Z9 n6 F! j& D5 `" X
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% J/ g7 T' J% r& }. B
disgrasful and it should go away.1 v3 f; X0 n! w/ B; |5 x. ]- l

4 j9 q! a  Q$ q4 I6 O- f" j7 NBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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( k# A% m6 r& b' n: A( V  ^During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
( b) Q! n) [( s" ?after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.% f$ a2 ^3 y) z" f# Y; v5 v1 R
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
! D! ?" R( H4 Dunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
% V/ P) H* K7 m/ NUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
# n2 r  Y9 ]! b2 K还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
, |) f! D7 b5 [( d7 }* Kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); e, S+ S/ \  v7 Q6 W- g' P# y; B
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
/ ?4 I$ ]+ F5 W! u) T. d# b; p这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ ?3 q6 u: \3 A- L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:9 C8 r1 J+ l2 ~( U
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:+ H* k3 T  \# W) x5 V7 }( H; y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:  h5 j8 W& I2 c/ O( Q' P

3 S7 H) G1 W9 T9 d4 x) Q8 j焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
& g0 B9 {5 c  i( e2 T# ^: S/ O惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 a2 V! d2 O6 u4 j3 s! ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 y8 b6 x  ]8 E  H3 s+ Q) I: s* @
路过,让你们看看我的波
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