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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: N, z7 @( l7 W! [7 a( u
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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* z( e, V9 c% i8 }8 c, nIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make5 l4 t- W- |  {$ `' Z# K# G
the sivil servants jump with joy.) e/ I) B4 S- x% T) m: L+ B/ g
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ n8 j, w/ d: E; ]
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ z8 ^& t) k: F. M5 V; O
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" F% @( V. U5 [" k7 X3 v& N2 a, R# NThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' U& \! Q5 E- d' y: htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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( C+ i+ p) F4 _6 K9 m# YIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
8 h% c6 b4 n! Breach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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7 B. j  p$ A' l9 W# AAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" V" V. p" A8 p5 G# s- A" X8 V5 P
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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- D5 H! U! @2 K0 ^  d% _Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; n9 i+ [2 H" b
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ q, _! F+ c$ A; X# {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 s. `$ `* A" A' P还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 C: X+ s0 I( B/ Y. u, b
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) q% ?: Z8 h# R0 v* c* t/ [0 o
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( c6 V) z' J, M3 ?这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' d- \6 H  l/ E! i) y& @0 S
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:" k$ {" K2 g" g+ a7 x" Q/ E# t8 s9 h
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" @) X( o4 g2 S( v; n

: E" I. l9 Q- I4 A5 g& l) _焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:2 n4 H, r) b+ X3 Y
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) u. H7 M" h0 s0 s2 v5 T好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( {, P# _' K4 Z
路过,让你们看看我的波
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