埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 1911|回复: 10

欧洲英语改革

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; P2 i7 G) ]$ P2 {  Ybe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was1 h, c+ l5 @' V% K& [: b
the other possibility.
$ ?" \  d3 A3 Y! ~' p7 q3 h
. i) B/ [" y# ^% k( k6 oAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
0 n; o' K1 g- q5 |6 ispelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
  Q1 g" i6 o9 y  _/ |plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".; m2 Y/ X7 o1 C* Y9 ~+ d

' S/ r0 J4 K7 C; K- nIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
* e) {8 ^2 t8 z/ j2 \; q" cthe sivil servants jump with joy.$ ^2 {6 i5 Y! }5 X1 l

* a& c8 |: K6 K- O( _  s( G) bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
9 B! j# e( Y4 P  e: lkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
: F( q( H- R& y' O  B
# h+ r8 Z) S* D/ a# x* o5 i* t
- A+ v; x9 U5 q" Z( o8 sThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
" F* R; e# E5 |! \" z. |: ftroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ r# z2 R3 R' l8 M3 x$ A) ~- ^: o
fotograf 20% shorter.7 q* q, Z1 _  G! M
: f( l, \* p! z" m/ W2 z$ w
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 _3 V* ^  A" w+ q7 preach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.' y" w3 e* y& {, q
$ ?( t: ?2 x% u, |: X' ~* z
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
+ i, ]+ W- {( g4 V4 O4 Gben a deterent to akurate speling.2 M: A1 y1 j3 H3 |

1 |, Y' H7 p4 j# e0 L8 G4 P/ J# fAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 r0 ?1 c" g# e1 t" O0 p2 d
disgrasful and it should go away.6 f1 G' f3 ?) @' P! B5 J
& c4 O$ }3 x0 }7 i. Z# [9 X! A
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 y8 d$ f( m/ D# {1 H- s0 X% f
"z" and "w" with "v".* |9 q+ }' Z# Y
: f. r7 P; R  i" f
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 k+ [2 W% P& J
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
" P' g. n# D' V0 Q/ }+ M/ ^$ t- }5 e7 G: \4 N: c( `. b9 W8 p
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu$ E+ P' Z9 U( J" H/ q
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.) c  P2 r6 d  w# Z) U/ p4 C
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze7 K0 F0 o5 U" b0 R# ?+ m, w0 S
forst plas.
% _- n/ \( A9 L3 q
4 ]0 s0 c: K% P$ c! kIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
6 q# c) w! T5 J还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ x! L4 M8 [3 i  O/ q5 Dsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
' ?& Q0 s# _' ?5 H5 Y
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 w) l, ?" S, M2 U2 x3 j

% G; A" _1 r7 o8 t7 v3 p+ R; r[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& b# i- k" ^% m5 I) j
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
5 E# k3 e; V  M: d5 R! f2 l+ ^
; p5 [; `* C' |, n2 J* J5 H[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
, ^5 S9 U9 v) D, @% w; o! r' E. a
4 s# }4 r/ h5 t. E
1 |& c' w7 d7 M5 R, ~2 ]
               Y  r so cute!
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)1 r9 f2 B, g1 |
/ t. F, G7 p2 Y- R
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 f) t3 W0 k" q+ z0 ?" F这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 T) q, t- B) A1 |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
6 V) f6 c8 q3 @* D  t1 Z1 m
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
% N3 ~( R( j6 o0 e+ ^你想到什么了?? ;)
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
- p4 `  P2 V5 T6 U
4 `& m# ~: |. X% I$ g' [- M" W焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
' E9 V# L8 Z$ y6 e2 e. G7 k( B6 i4 ]% X6 E5 x. B0 q
Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
$ U7 Q3 j. v. H4 `惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 L4 y: m+ Y. s7 J8 z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
鲜花(634) 鸡蛋(5)
发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& U; U" u$ B6 ~* {/ E2 F1 E9 Z
路过,让你们看看我的波

6 v' ~) j: f( }# o谢谢分享
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-5-5 08:48 , Processed in 0.184591 second(s), 22 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表