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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will7 \' v" R, A  S; H
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was3 A1 H0 y+ l( G: i- P) W, C
the other possibility.
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. ?8 h. \% S, y( O/ L$ DAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; ~8 ^% }) j0 O4 W0 G# i* z1 q4 Cspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in7 D7 e0 H7 N: G3 V- D6 R
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. i4 |- a6 J5 n+ Q; z
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 c, {# A5 K5 V) F) P2 P, F/ x
the sivil servants jump with joy.6 w5 R- D/ N& g5 _* y
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 I1 k, p/ g8 x
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like. Q9 t! G$ o- |3 p" b
fotograf 20% shorter.6 _. ^1 \2 e4 c( {

" \/ v( E4 ?8 g, d) O) J* }) W: _In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
0 T5 F4 v! H7 P, K1 L( f' Vreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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" t2 C9 |; f: K  kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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5 H4 k( W2 @' H& l& k4 @% F2 fAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
  n' M+ z! R/ B" [disgrasful and it should go away.
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' I* v3 Y& u/ Z; ~* [By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
2 r8 t5 u* W$ T! v/ }8 d9 j$ x$ _after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ j5 ~, ?+ |4 K; _. _& I1 J
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
8 ]$ Q6 h4 B3 t4 @1 ~+ M还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% q$ b! i4 }& c+ ]- t, y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 _4 v8 f9 C. B9 t# T* ~% _* T& W6 R
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! u# w5 }+ }0 Q* }' K6 [: `don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ ], o6 q9 ^. T! F
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. @* {7 ]/ a) _9 J6 ?0 O2 v! [: C& E这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 }9 o4 A$ M2 E3 c3 ?* X% F9 D
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 r8 U. G2 M3 |* N, q% W5 k你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!2 D) E( p0 v8 c5 o( f

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! Q+ j  V/ r5 V/ m! u# B惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ e5 x- k9 f* B, c' G+ m好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 V% Y5 T- }1 Q8 i2 X' X% v" I; [! u
路过,让你们看看我的波

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