欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
; }5 y( Z& G' {0 z9 {0 ~- Pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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; x, J' W6 u2 e- F" S2 O. lThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
" i; q' J( e6 `, Xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
+ Y6 j) S5 T7 J3 w/ a4 X' K: O: dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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0 M6 d2 R% T1 s* [8 VIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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1 B" P) n# y- k9 q  U, [Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

; R: E' V6 m9 YBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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  P  p$ a$ k! _9 z# O/ HDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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7 T& T4 [& n/ TZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 J; Y0 R0 N- k- w. d0 CUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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# b& \0 }4 V& I* r2 N4 ^' XIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

5 F/ f$ w& _; I) Q+ U. p, Ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( B' g$ [7 b4 w8 B2 ?! W* fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: n# u0 @1 i- d: o你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

8 V* m. C- b# J焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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