欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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) A# T" s" N4 }/ J$ M7 wAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
( e/ b6 f; d& |/ @plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

6 U- V/ F! \9 r% m5 \8 m. p1 a! }In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
- F' H( K* L$ W& ythe sivil servants jump with joy.

+ y. ]. d+ [% {  qThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
! N0 l7 g6 U& [$ R5 ]troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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* Q$ R- N4 q* x! S# ?Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
$ g& b2 {7 u" m, q1 Hben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
) T' c! n) T% a4 `% mafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

, p7 T$ y$ J0 N; I; H. KZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 g( b' F' Z' \( b# P- [/ \Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

2 p6 t% x) z" Y8 _# dIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
! s. G: s$ S4 h0 ^: Z: n还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 Z  F/ H3 v8 U$ ^* J$ m, M- gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! ]5 e/ N. K1 V, l2 ^" S3 j5 u( W你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
) k3 s( d/ _1 u% u6 R; S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& j3 N/ j6 B: g. G$ U* ]: f路过，让你们看看我的波

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