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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; r7 H! K. q* v7 \; i; F# ibe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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5 N7 z" Y9 j8 T  S* U. U) R' uAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English$ N6 N2 \2 m2 f0 b+ s
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
3 ^0 M! v: _  y3 S2 W5 q5 Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. q& }# j' I# W$ ]5 h; E6 H& x6 b
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: I9 h& U* E2 I
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.9 D6 ?4 h9 V0 n( ]5 ?  l
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% l2 t+ V5 d1 V& i$ ~' C' x5 a' S+ {
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.) H% o) ]) ?1 Z" B( Q: B
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 Y: u4 c  g# ?9 w
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ A2 h. C3 O/ e' ~7 C* K
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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  c8 i. W, P( ?" z  ~! \+ RBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with& z! N* x( {' {# V* N8 Y9 G
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( Y5 L+ U) h' E1 e
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# {8 T; |; T2 z, K+ z

* d/ `3 M9 r% ?( p' OZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
3 i! T# b* k' u# y3 lunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.# V" V) D! Z8 P! z0 V- F( I
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" m# L$ Y* t4 Q" i+ k7 B- D( U
forst plas.
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  L* O( g- H, O6 e7 g; o4 RIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:0 y" v5 e) e: D" @' {  i2 S  J
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) H" R- ]; S3 S4 i
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
/ _6 L: \, {2 Y6 y' v0 J这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- l; N, L1 V3 x1 K( t- |  C/ }, x( c
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ M& n" ^, }8 u
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' G9 j2 J/ J: ^# V4 u  s% K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; ^& R9 A% X  s3 N9 N
路过,让你们看看我的波

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