欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
* M8 Y: T/ `9 `" ~. V$ [" ?  d% Zbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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3 @% m1 C4 i! I4 j" D3 e/ PAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
& p3 _0 I0 C6 H0 I9 x$ l! vspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
* F- g1 ]* Z3 ~5 ]konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
! w/ O6 k: \; D% H) b/ U4 Xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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, r( w6 W+ h/ g" oIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
- r( p: g0 B% `, u% l7 i3 Q/ Hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
$ h  i7 v8 N% b9 N( L' k9 {/ i( pdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

0 i' [1 C' ^/ J- ?During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

9 O2 {1 k0 M0 N+ s/ pZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& ^. T1 }: v% r9 R" z: D# TUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
9 R. W& L2 P) y; v5 Ysuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 T. V1 B* x) W; f, r1 adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
5 r0 `* o& P# ]! s/ D好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ |1 k0 P' ]8 M( l; N你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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! n' R1 Z+ n- `- e: @/ m焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
. f' z/ c, Q( A好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
% e% Q5 Q5 f' a! b+ o. _8 [路过，让你们看看我的波

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