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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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/ n/ F% S! ^0 F3 xAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
3 h) U# \/ l4 C1 E" A/ @" zspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
/ y! m: w, w# M$ Vplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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% c  o) B9 E2 ]; f! G/ h' \/ vThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 z1 f& h! i6 w! U% X4 n
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the, e2 Y+ K) E3 m1 d
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like& k: _: {) G. a* k) p8 N  m
fotograf 20% shorter.- o& [/ p. l5 @+ u/ T7 M9 i2 O
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" n0 |5 }6 h0 c# |3 g/ `
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.0 U4 Z/ M# n( ^
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
6 A' O4 B$ j- b- T; ]ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* E: Z' M& \9 K) N( yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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) r  a9 r1 q* j# {3 l6 @- fZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 K* C& W1 G- _+ ]: F: }
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 a( C3 x* [  n. A  x
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 @) D3 h, ~# u& L3 R
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8 v5 _) J' U5 K" ~0 d; xIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) G' T& {2 K5 `9 K
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
/ o. J1 r! |& G( r7 a# fsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

& R, d; p8 H9 v5 _2 G) B! ~don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. V  `' _* K; @, B+ D. {5 B* P4 _* `
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 [# P+ c+ r  R" X% C. X$ u! U; B
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
, c3 F+ }- v' X# T! w: Z, F你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:- \1 M3 d  a3 |/ Q

" `. D0 k; B! ^% O焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
+ F/ L' Z# Y% P; f) [" P' z9 I惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 [" w9 E& ?9 M8 W好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:2 J/ w6 U6 X" f# e
路过,让你们看看我的波

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