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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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, Z4 H$ T+ {6 F$ Z- GAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 \5 x2 J5 s1 o* t6 T
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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1 E% R# P& s  u' H& K. b$ u3 a( fIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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% X/ S" T2 z4 c- M7 UThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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0 q! O, U. v! g) p/ R) F: uThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' ~. d4 ]* G( A6 G9 F( M/ w
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 j) q9 {  ?9 x; S0 ]/ M  z
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
; c% {$ N9 _; Z: hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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$ O. o* ]$ k* l% ^Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
( k3 ]- s: z4 B7 U$ wben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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" }: L* G2 q( V5 P: q/ K7 I9 VBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with+ P# @: Y: Y, R
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 c; i1 ?7 s# b- D" ^
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl./ H1 l: p) h) F, U/ E% h# g0 X
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
) P7 s5 _; q/ |2 _' m- @0 j& dunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 {% |* [9 c! l* Z8 ^% j9 C6 eUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze; p9 ^3 p( f( b- |4 |
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' P* w0 j# s2 N# V4 L6 }2 ^If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ l3 a, u& H6 _6 b2 ~) {
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. k9 `; ~* L6 P1 o/ L$ c. \+ Z9 j
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! z+ {4 s2 R+ f* Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! T4 Y8 n8 Q2 S6 a4 {3 P6 r
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:( Z" R; T* B/ e/ W1 m
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 W& _3 ]4 Q5 z- k) Z; F  Z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# G& H5 z3 x( K6 [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:# B# c, b" I6 Y+ @7 k0 Z1 z
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
) `- y0 U2 P0 Z你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ V4 T) N6 }5 I4 \7 h# A3 R

" c/ C# c% i) O* \" u" _3 M焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: t5 Q# G+ W2 `6 y' N7 \
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' B: p5 r" [, n, S& e, A
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:6 I) u* ]! q5 i+ A# C" f9 t
路过,让你们看看我的波
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