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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will8 n# `* N+ a4 p! A
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
2 t; H7 ~7 n' sthe other possibility.
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" _5 K" X6 }# }& bAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 X- Y5 @9 G  I$ u& z' H
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 F+ K+ _5 k9 A) h- X
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
# Z& b9 t& G. c6 E! Hkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.7 ?6 U  J% d7 w& c( c5 v
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the4 p# H) R, Q  M' e$ u+ \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
0 U9 O/ ?# Y5 Z/ ^& ~: ]6 I6 ffotograf 20% shorter.1 ^0 _3 F8 }+ A2 M7 {
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ |7 N6 c8 l. G9 K* nreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.! X  V0 b! P! _+ e

3 {$ V4 [, q# u' l3 u0 SGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# O1 K3 \6 Q, Y
ben a deterent to akurate speling.0 l5 z% R6 v  t  P+ G

% Z9 S. M- }  V- y% RAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is- T0 s) J9 f1 i2 S
disgrasful and it should go away.3 X" q' e) B, X3 {# n

! t0 h9 P# H% y4 W% `# O4 UBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with& M( n1 h' o. a! p" G
"z" and "w" with "v".0 F0 W6 b6 x& ?

+ @* y1 \' j( s( F# R; UDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 c4 r- r4 f2 M2 \after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 E/ z- f1 E2 N/ z( ^" _9 G9 x

5 p! Y( g, b- b0 f5 y3 PZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
, x* D" k/ B9 z; v$ F: {1 ~understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
7 C% ?  i; [5 L( E5 M5 zUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 |3 A; N5 `" q8 S- J# r& N' q  Z3 R
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 H/ L/ K! }; {) z* h& gsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% {% S3 z6 i, L" E3 _: O7 Z/ bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
+ q+ _5 p3 D6 F/ xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( [# x3 a( R  h

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:1 @. E3 f" y' o9 M1 f: F
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 H* |2 R6 }8 _$ P0 z$ n1 h$ c+ F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 J4 \$ Y1 ^! f6 H
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!6 \, P4 y+ h, d

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 C' s# w& W! T/ R& ~! F+ N
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  I; _6 S$ |) i* r0 ?! M好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& w& Z* i+ ~; ?- N
路过,让你们看看我的波
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