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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- e  q/ R. O4 ~) B! |  R
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" w0 l5 g+ Z) X
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in" N3 E1 v2 x# ?7 {
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 G7 w% [( t3 {# f9 `' I; n/ \
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make- w; q5 D+ O2 \& s
the sivil servants jump with joy.; ]; E: Q/ T5 O2 E. b
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* r* t( W. X7 M' _* y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 |1 v) j- C& j7 }! m; L4 V: a
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ b, H# M4 w5 V& E. p, A& h
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to, X+ G; r2 ]8 I3 c( O
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.& ]# j! B5 R7 _8 c
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 r' ~5 F9 R4 a8 f6 T+ y" k
ben a deterent to akurate speling.& E, ?3 ~* d0 X! @. A+ G& v) `4 |% K

; X$ {' `3 \  S% [; x0 |- WAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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& A9 ?; ~7 n) g& B, a$ u5 OBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( R! j+ z7 i: h0 S: F# z+ q
"z" and "w" with "v".
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+ n9 n% V+ J9 m& wDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ H& }6 ]6 L$ L4 e9 P# c3 y+ V
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) r$ I: _0 X  {1 W( Y: n/ l

& e( q3 Y  F7 F6 YZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 U* F& w# N- @$ S* m% J
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.8 `* l7 t- O! I% j3 G
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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* o0 ~$ E! p5 y- k7 `# R$ MIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 B; B! Y! D( X/ U还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
/ d* q, B! f2 p/ Y* ^such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
& H8 L, ?. H. X8 x3 S& Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 V4 D8 L+ r0 f3 l* y0 e这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 T( u1 w/ G" F' l- a
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. G6 t. V$ D* k1 r" z! I
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 V) k  h* E8 H% O- s你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:& ~7 I, [9 _  G$ s0 m  T6 _

0 H8 c# p3 G% r& q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ ?3 a" o" ?. ?  u
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 d$ t. l4 {1 ^$ R
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 W6 n% T$ B# F# O; S
路过,让你们看看我的波
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