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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 m/ ~8 |) [# @5 M/ d6 p
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
9 ^! Z+ c: u: N8 Gthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
0 M# s* E: Y' H# `  o; w$ I0 [spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* R, E# T& s4 X+ mplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".) m0 w7 X( _4 N! G! D

* ?, f' z" l/ Y+ Y* nIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 I- c, R% ]. L! O3 h4 {+ z
the sivil servants jump with joy.1 L, n  V3 g9 g7 ~0 p; X# R& |

" x2 Z8 W" q3 g# H( p0 E1 xThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; r3 Q  a1 L  k
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* Q0 p4 [+ ?; M6 I

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; _1 W+ \8 F& l
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 V% T/ q9 y. @5 K/ U$ W: i
fotograf 20% shorter.- Y; p/ w: O7 H3 X! Y' s. t# `
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to7 [5 G( |/ f9 _4 O5 A
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.9 `; k. m2 K8 `( }3 Q% g* t* X
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; N0 r2 q4 h3 W
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is: i0 |; J; e- [# o1 x" U4 \
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with7 f  B- p) E; o2 m/ I" ~- G
"z" and "w" with "v".+ d2 L6 }( z6 J6 h$ a
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ C8 Z9 i( ~- o& o' e) N0 g6 c
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl./ ]2 B6 B, M5 w2 F7 o, c' g

! o# {, C7 u' i. AZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu8 E1 M- t% F& W5 P8 Y$ ?
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  u! K5 M8 v2 E, N4 HUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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, Z) F) I4 V6 J1 S! @If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
/ U+ G! J) V: n* X4 P# i; b还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
, \* h. i+ _  f0 Q8 s2 F/ E7 jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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: k. x5 c6 d; ]( R, M6 k[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
) ?$ f1 V/ s/ |/ ]; u8 Cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% F" o# z% s: F! u* c8 l6 G$ Z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 Y7 p( N: M9 g9 P* k& Q' d好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:$ M/ |/ M* o5 G8 j% z4 e% d/ _
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 r  t) |: @, ~+ [# I你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 j. i7 e) l" i
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 j8 Z/ W: N' r' f惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. a! Z% C+ e: c: L% S8 K
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 P4 L( b* y; U7 N; q, Y路过,让你们看看我的波

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