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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
. \3 _; ]4 o' R8 ube the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! e& F3 p% x& H3 I8 o5 O
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ ~+ J. a" ~! I' B7 S6 P, N
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 i  t- z  M4 ~7 I' k6 Y

* i8 a7 s- M# ~# E8 VIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( Y& l# z( ~4 @% D2 E
the sivil servants jump with joy.0 t7 u+ A9 d" l3 S$ _( d* C3 t

' ?" b& E/ }6 q+ T; X8 {The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; I8 n, r3 ]' C0 `' r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* l; Z6 O& q3 R2 t1 y$ Y4 z: ?$ w' b$ J

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' ?! l+ c5 l* o& k: M
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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0 A+ O) {! l4 A- f- d7 J2 Z6 D. U  EIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to2 [# I2 ], R: D8 x
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.3 K5 a8 u* Y4 ?) t+ y2 L1 S, K

; r" u% a5 K) Q0 X4 j; RGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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( ?# |0 x. ~# [  u6 j0 j, k9 SAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
. K! j2 `3 B, r7 tdisgrasful and it should go away.
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6 Q1 X: @7 C% {; F: }+ D( {By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
8 z! A% H( C7 b0 D8 ?5 ~"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 \: t$ \( j% j" [2 v1 @+ ?after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.5 B  ]$ J" W4 b

' ^9 l" {# |. G# mZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 y( x$ u& i/ i! E! [understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
2 R5 i. P( q: Q0 z% a' OUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( G0 G$ e5 [3 a2 }
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:& j+ a% Z5 K5 G. m4 p! {( s* B
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:0 {5 L( J# J/ z3 ?3 ?+ L+ z" E, v
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 j9 b8 O: o- ?
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
- c! O) T  ^0 i) Y" R7 {: kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
, N8 j# N) N+ X  v6 d' I这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ O) j: y9 |/ K  B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
& i- c. O5 h. h1 r; k8 k! F你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:& j1 ]" P# O. t: g! N4 O/ h
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. s& x- J; g, P/ K
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 B9 b- a2 ~7 i路过,让你们看看我的波
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