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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will; d( }4 N5 a7 c  Z6 L
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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- K. d7 A  {2 w3 V' }2 D# {As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English) O* `" Q8 P, i
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' j+ S: ^3 h! \% W& Pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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" ^0 K4 ?+ ~# m/ L* E0 A& yIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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; ~. J- |% l7 l4 p' WThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  ]5 v; f3 j" k6 i& f
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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2 J$ m; ~, I1 ?1 zThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% e$ K5 U! }$ ytroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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, w" {1 t4 A6 t& E. x/ nIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. @- x1 x* z1 Y* f* |; M1 J
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: S' Y0 y6 b8 Q2 s0 d( H3 z1 ?
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always0 W8 P+ L: S* [$ ]. ?
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 e6 v) [" g% V5 E+ d! L6 E; V  u' X

! T% \" _# ~8 _2 e8 _3 J. wAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is" E8 R+ U) m. T4 L; F: ~1 C9 {
disgrasful and it should go away.
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: o# ^8 K1 C! G" W1 w( bBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- D0 a; m" a" hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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! U7 F; k. \" E. J2 w/ O+ sZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
& y# R; o+ \/ z7 f. M1 u+ Qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.! c  Q. |8 K, |/ {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# v+ w7 b4 B0 v% h3 X3 v7 |# d
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:7 I, D3 f8 r. o, q3 r' q
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  _3 U8 ^( i0 i; U4 A2 F
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 @& P6 c9 a& z( _& C8 S

. e& E5 e6 e! C[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
' y: f9 ^6 a, z( E$ Cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 K& F) |/ B2 R3 [# I: q+ ?

! d* O+ ?* c" ~5 K8 e+ G[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ ~" {: w8 R+ [! G: ]
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 P% H$ {) m- A$ e$ w' {& y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) l' o8 S* Y, z+ s8 v& T
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 `1 c0 B+ [% J  c$ R$ _" C. a你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:7 x: |6 R1 Y1 S% Z. K# |+ S! C

" F; t% u3 v2 v$ e% w) k焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!7 Z7 t1 V, |9 t' v

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 ~) w) m8 a/ L* S, L6 G* Q惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 Q/ o# ?: X, l4 m7 `9 W
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( i' O$ y2 r. P+ Y* h  R7 ?; B$ @: Z9 a
路过,让你们看看我的波
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