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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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; V! l( W8 t4 A- c- w, u2 J* DAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English3 t# _0 L" r8 V  K$ c1 X
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ U' m( u4 P$ h! T8 V. y+ s
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, L" h8 B; {( M* u7 \, l5 c6 C7 _
the sivil servants jump with joy.7 F% _8 e) L" ?8 U3 Y- g  M; f* h% ?) E
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
( j+ o# S8 H. s/ dkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.$ I9 q* L' o" q; g; ?& V

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9 S& W$ h: p2 S9 l9 G6 QThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
- E. x& x7 Y  G# P% P$ Y( ^troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& o, Q9 x9 r9 H: Q' J# k7 ~6 X3 O
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always: T! Y! N! S7 O2 |
ben a deterent to akurate speling.' _. N1 ^9 a( M1 w7 a
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 Z* b# \6 R# }' X# w* s' ldisgrasful and it should go away.
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+ _+ a2 }, m8 o6 KBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
* o; A- j0 }4 T6 V: P"z" and "w" with "v".
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" P# H: a% P0 i2 ?/ ?During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 ?+ X1 ], g, d8 w+ G- o; [. e3 b
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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, C( `8 u2 P  |, lZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. u1 c* N# W1 C3 h% D2 x" dunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
+ U, N1 c4 j- Z' {- t6 }. I# o0 P/ hUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ C3 V, N* ^* t# D7 U6 `1 h
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
* s2 o2 c8 `' B7 Csuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

: @: d- c, v2 o' _' l5 _don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% h* \  B; k+ f6 u6 U; z+ E, l

1 l; Y6 j/ U3 w3 ]! R[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:0 D; a: Z7 t8 c+ O+ I+ l5 V
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. b7 U$ c8 l9 ?* d0 B; N
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ H  H# b0 _  `0 g这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* v1 `. A0 U! Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ |! L7 \( v2 \% w& E1 O1 w你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 _( r7 o. K" u/ v
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% Y5 R( O! }: l6 O5 G# t惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. m* n( o3 `0 G: K$ w好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* ^0 t9 S4 c# f0 t路过,让你们看看我的波

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