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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
0 ]) ]# a5 Y! S' N8 ?) pbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
, l5 J) w" x2 \' g; h+ jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
, Q+ |; I, Y4 e/ d- m' B1 Y1 Splan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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. Z5 X6 n( t7 h) N9 F. y0 W1 `8 Z: CIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  u( v2 o) J5 Q( s* b% u. [2 u
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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, a/ u! n. S! K2 S! S: |" V+ j9 hThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up1 T# y' M. }) w3 b
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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( e3 U4 d6 s% v. B3 uThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 Y# y- M4 @5 }+ a& @troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
, Z8 p' ]/ n" _( i7 H+ I4 }; rfotograf 20% shorter.) @) Q0 n2 S' G6 g, V% M

1 ^& W9 K9 A9 _, g. w6 L* L, HIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
$ q; a% a: p! d5 M% E: xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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5 g, Z: m2 V) A* o- B0 P4 I5 f$ wGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' N- N' y4 Y7 U, Q. j% Z1 m- b
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ y) h$ `/ m1 q* b
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 I  J, G9 F3 J" b$ p  V: k
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0 h7 @0 O' i+ v% t- k7 m+ X" `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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. v* c9 ^4 C* iDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 L: h% ]/ e0 A* D3 S, B; ?: F- n9 Pafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; e, K5 W+ p; q+ }
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 ]8 K5 t0 i; v! A; cunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
1 L' |$ w- }* w! HUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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7 J1 n: M# T+ H) X9 @: Y3 q! MIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) v1 g! U$ @5 o  `  \# l
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( l8 C+ z- d  E5 D) S8 }7 U8 r
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

9 b( B# y1 ~4 H: I2 C$ Idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 A* e4 l3 o% J; f$ Y) m: @: Z7 l
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:5 K5 X6 I& r. e
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;), `9 W; X  s! M- `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 N' A  b9 A: \; W& e' k5 D0 c9 r
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. J4 r& W, g0 u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 W. m: O7 g5 `+ a8 j7 Q
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ a. f. U" S3 B6 k你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; f! V  R. Q7 q) E
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; i  ?" E7 U  S" b- Z
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:8 _7 _+ C: p9 @0 p( Q- E
路过,让你们看看我的波

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