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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. v! b0 F' S' Y" F; n! K
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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7 ?1 `: r' ~3 Q9 XAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English2 s- r8 \' h, [1 \, n# b) X
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, y5 Z8 \) d4 s) F
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".5 H! a: ?: V/ s  b
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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4 k. }; }* `. g& c, v7 C& |  }The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
% r" o5 S. L9 p  z8 Pkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ K5 i- m* @3 Y2 M
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like9 B, a9 A' R3 ~2 q9 `  q! ~
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
! h5 {$ i" ~: |" Rreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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) n% F2 s5 P/ l* C" qGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always4 n* j! b, S% J: }
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% R( Y" l( ]! S8 D7 s- k( B+ y
"z" and "w" with "v".
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' i$ [4 j) J* `- E- n0 yDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 D$ f' C5 k' b1 X" f  n) w
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.6 b1 ~, ]0 ?5 o/ c

4 d5 A# @( N- x* L5 g# B+ mZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
6 {, {9 H# I: N0 R" T+ R8 sunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.( x8 ^8 _4 W% W: N! n
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze! C6 \" B0 }' n5 [, U
forst plas.
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4 _. f9 M0 L  b2 H: H- L9 Q9 jIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# R  u' t2 p! A: R: c" e
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 b8 [  L5 B* H% _3 \
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

; ~1 Q8 a0 b0 W" b. y3 B8 Ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 x0 a* m4 Z7 s! i+ `6 r+ }8 e

( Z9 ]0 T! O6 ?/ R! C3 v  J[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# x2 ?5 |: s4 K3 P9 Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ P* j* C# g$ @+ m
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ q# i7 }& b6 q7 P" a8 a) Q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:& N3 n0 L+ q$ w4 @) w: w
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:) ?: i, N( Y! Y7 _. v( f3 @+ a
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
; [) `0 v1 |1 o6 ]- J惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 c1 Z5 Q+ M% |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:. N. A; ]. u" d4 |9 @
路过,让你们看看我的波
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