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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 u( n4 e. U8 {. j
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make- q4 {6 f  O7 Q2 n* }7 N( k' M+ i
the sivil servants jump with joy./ R' H/ x) P  u; m
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the. P! }5 g4 ^3 Z( Y8 K
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" _; k/ ^8 ^$ U: d4 g
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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disgrasful and it should go away.8 x% a+ }* Y2 s4 e% l8 h

1 k7 m) r! l* ?7 R/ d5 qBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 K& y) Y& ~# q& z9 L
"z" and "w" with "v"." h& a2 z# `6 D) i
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 Z1 L2 H7 ~5 c0 t
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ Z* Y/ ^1 q. c- }$ A  Y# H
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 C6 o# S& b- ~3 T2 J还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:9 e$ g, z# O+ j* }
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 `, x+ q6 `! @2 @: w9 j9 T

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:3 V, O4 P7 _0 f% |* b
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ i9 K, d# x% q/ |) _
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:; R: [* i  B, b0 K. S  t
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!$ B6 R( J% o+ a4 p# G9 O  o

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 O6 u4 ]) }( H! C. A
路过,让你们看看我的波
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