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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% }, b9 l, L+ X& x( Q/ @% v" X
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was5 H( q; \7 y9 F
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ u+ C5 c( `* ]8 ~
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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$ m5 F; ~2 a" nThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
0 e" {4 t/ U# j" p6 M1 \0 mkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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) u5 i/ t  \6 M" ?7 ?There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
7 h5 e- V6 N7 b/ D) mtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( V* y8 \+ ~* I- [$ R; k
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
* U/ r: W3 x" R6 \ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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) j- ?( L8 g4 F: nBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with7 v: {) j& R% z
"z" and "w" with "v".
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% w, |3 N9 |3 T2 A8 X! V' Y& SDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ V& B) [4 y: h0 z" S
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 W2 a* Y- i& }
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 q. B& q4 ?1 ]/ n4 Y
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
3 |# F: O6 Q. sUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze8 f3 E( ^' d+ ~- e) K: ?/ F2 O. E
forst plas.
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' q8 j, [% W4 Q) yIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
8 c! @* {. I  R7 z& W) N还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ E! M6 e# Y# u9 V
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

; H' N/ Q! c; m! kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ E  U5 F7 _6 a
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# J: |- j! H& {, N  r# n; g- i
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# k8 `8 m, t3 e: p4 z$ b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: ~( Q, ?0 _9 `: s+ a
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; H) v2 X* z' k你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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  s/ z- D1 r7 y& e焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 R/ g; K- ^7 Q! t, ], e$ P1 n" L- v
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ T2 M: |9 A, z  e+ `/ h% _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- f2 ?. J- P2 x. g. b) ~
路过,让你们看看我的波
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