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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- d5 J2 @& c& c
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was5 f1 n$ v' n& Y  N* D% R
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
5 x  D; [; Q; K% ]5 ^+ wspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
. d4 g+ H6 T; z1 B8 D8 `9 zplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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! i$ E5 z# {# m5 ]" O6 A" |* `In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up# z. u# c/ d4 P" l2 L* _
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter., o" y* e) n* u. `- B

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9 i8 D2 H5 h* XThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the. r5 Z! `) a0 z1 Y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to9 Z) U" n9 V/ [. O4 Q
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible., g1 \" B, m, S( b" C
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 ]" Z) ~% \6 m* q
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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. k) }% |! g3 k) |. {) E- s. l: i  yAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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+ q/ ?  L3 k4 S! HBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with+ }  X- V. J3 n  S% J
"z" and "w" with "v".
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/ @) p7 z7 O1 z+ ?During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& g: f! U/ q/ l* E
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 t; ?" g: l, v2 y/ l1 M  @9 p* a

2 C% W" q9 o, E9 b( v% UZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. l( c& f7 ?. x, {understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.+ {, X, X5 o% B' z
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 ?8 q. }7 x, ?& H, v" c; n
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
% P6 R. f) S) _3 qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

. }" v/ |, K8 M! ?don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:: s. o: C8 _2 W! z3 F+ S& f
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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/ m0 B: t0 t, y+ M7 }               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
" N3 L1 a# t  x( f3 |9 J这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 U- }- }* Z1 f6 a+ Z, l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:3 E6 E1 j+ G+ i" ^2 w6 ~# }
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:/ b. P! ~8 u5 k5 ^! d8 b
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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( X- T* \4 n9 ^6 f0 n1 t( C. v焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:0 Z/ i$ m& A/ p( ~
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ a- ^+ i% ^9 Y# D# m. @
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:9 E8 E' _1 u' L7 u9 e' k
路过,让你们看看我的波

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