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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' _7 k5 y9 S3 t& Z
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was4 Q5 ]) G! R% l" x9 F$ l( q- o8 g
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 L" m7 q3 `0 C6 ]6 ]

3 u$ E; ~, H7 ~: rIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
5 C4 o$ t7 u  w" k# ethe sivil servants jump with joy.  H+ R# E5 {. H6 B; ~
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ m' A/ e' |# P9 s6 E( F
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.& K! g, s3 v, F7 Q9 e

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+ B% E: K* K' L# ]: t9 NThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. x/ F& Z3 V7 f. K/ W8 Z1 j. l; vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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* [- U8 w/ z: @. ^+ H. L, O1 xIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always/ n9 }1 ^6 J% k  F& K0 J
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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$ X$ y. Z" p' J) S5 C) @2 z8 oDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 O2 R. ?" `5 E
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., A+ W" i1 L& I- p

6 g0 E/ G  c" T, S( H- N1 LZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. j6 I* i; [8 munderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
4 ?5 e" b; C+ S' D5 jUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze: `4 @9 }' E- I9 g
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:0 \# Y# c& w. j6 l
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  U9 F! A9 @. p9 A! `
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., d* W" ^" P3 Q  ?# G+ K
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:! \. n! |0 s) Z- q0 E' C9 ^
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! [, D( h9 m' o" t) {
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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6 f! n& `* g  v               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)2 \5 h+ z* C- S9 q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 a/ [9 q) Q/ c+ ~/ p! _这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 q6 ]! S& A' \. L4 F% y" y5 e, E好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:* p/ `5 p7 @/ R: P; }4 x
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ G4 u' F4 q2 B' d! h* n
路过,让你们看看我的波

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