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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' m5 }7 ^( l0 K9 ]/ C
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
# i$ H% _0 y1 H$ ethe other possibility.7 s' d6 R' U4 }4 r7 j' z% w2 Y9 R5 b& x
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, ]( G/ |- u5 Z5 ~
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 ?( U5 w& @# z4 b5 p8 N9 g
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 e, u6 ^! P1 K2 n! N" z0 u

8 G# ^0 H5 a7 f8 @. U% v6 EIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 y% j! y4 `& V$ U# H0 a
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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9 ~4 F# t( I% y: ~9 _7 l, W& XThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 Z8 I) K3 i/ Y' T+ e
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the4 M/ m! G$ ~6 H% V  B' g
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
0 u: R" Q, S  |5 \: ?, D: ?. Hfotograf 20% shorter.
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* q% |( R: O" S: N1 ]) sIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ L2 V3 K" \( t" z- L
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible." m6 J$ r8 ^; A7 j2 n# p* _1 p  C% H

" [' d& M( b9 ?Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; q& l5 C" @( {$ L
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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$ O5 }" C" U1 K8 sAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# S* O- @$ s$ V
disgrasful and it should go away.* ?5 a/ k+ g- n- I$ g" J6 B

" M: v$ ]) a1 [  ~4 _' d6 |' EBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ y% b$ ~4 {: w3 W( H& N2 K2 Q& J
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 I  K& B1 W. a4 C8 v  B: {
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, [/ Z! R3 P; ?3 V4 ], I' z* F
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
5 l3 y4 e8 Y+ U. G+ W2 ~$ EUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. f' t. ], J, d" m. ]8 @
forst plas.
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+ E1 D$ T2 ~3 B( EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& F- Y9 E  z: e3 P7 @  {9 \- f还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, q0 Y% m1 _( m& P8 F& R! x
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

4 P2 }( `3 k: d$ i8 w8 pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 o+ {  J. j8 k9 N' {3 B1 h

# O# z3 i- }4 J) {5 o[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
) @" M6 o2 D4 `5 z- {& k3 e4 h, Cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: H. ]- ~- F; o! M: B* [

2 L* r8 y9 X( t) z1 G, _7 e6 b[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)' L" g& ^: u4 w" A
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ l7 e0 c+ N; l  M0 J9 Q
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! ?& h: a( \, y; Z% h好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 l% ~0 X/ ~9 A" K
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
% Q& d; N7 Y6 L% R2 d你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( o7 h$ w6 K" V4 G( C3 R& Y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
$ o# v2 d9 w: m7 Y8 z2 B惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, E% }$ l6 b5 k* r% ^& ]2 _) ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; F6 d! Q0 v: ?- W
路过,让你们看看我的波
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