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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
. H2 q& D- `4 ^! R, ~3 d) `, I6 Zbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ d' J  u' p& v
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English( X: Z% t0 q+ T- a
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
2 a5 O5 D6 p  e4 m' Nplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 n) [2 q2 F  o% [

& S3 x7 ~6 c; S" CIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 ^5 N( F. d- Y3 ?5 p8 P' N/ q2 N% s
the sivil servants jump with joy.0 I' A. b$ k( _! ^# P
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* ?  g- h. n+ _+ B' X( f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like* v) v& t+ N6 F9 r( j& p% ~# r! C! o
fotograf 20% shorter.
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! [2 `. N* t* ^# PIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 ~9 [1 m" p6 S5 H8 w
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible., z: ?  c( u& u1 }5 Z+ B% C

3 t' G$ X0 @& HGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
5 x% r- L- h8 d" c4 Rben a deterent to akurate speling.
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9 ~7 x) Y  ^* X( Y% `! M$ w# lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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) G6 @$ x$ E5 O, ]By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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4 n2 g$ A% G- ~% v" JDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 W- [) k# x3 q$ }- N
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 p. a( {* X! t' j( h5 n

( {! T! S$ Y; i9 I( x; r+ rZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
8 G% L# Z* G: ^( e# z- Funderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 \. C3 s; W" L4 X2 N  r
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: \5 B; X  f  G# f还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 S) ^" B& Y/ u7 _  _

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:: e1 Q5 D! I9 k; n4 ?1 C
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- P, c( p7 a/ a( `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: T& R. x& h  H5 e. }这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# S% M3 G# H$ A# l+ A. ?. v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- u- O4 H1 C4 B
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; m4 z/ J; d! q7 J$ G
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- j+ q0 R. O  n/ k: t好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ y) C3 u) y0 S6 k5 L路过,让你们看看我的波

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