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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
% \6 z' R7 K7 K4 x+ \$ X) [be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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' s% [  z5 g, j+ I$ Z# U  aAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 y8 z9 v! h. Z  j1 P" _spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in* x' r: ^7 u, q6 O0 R. b+ C
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"., N+ n! v+ ]9 s1 I

. |) h% _& S$ t- l" oIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make0 X1 r. J( ]5 T
the sivil servants jump with joy.; b. f# Y- k: |: E+ I
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 y& w; d8 y  [
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
( V. z9 Q( o2 i1 n" _fotograf 20% shorter.
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; a1 c1 C9 P2 c2 |+ ?2 @In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. J  {& `+ B/ l4 i9 s8 }
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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3 L9 w: C- V2 x: Y, dGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* X5 c( {# E4 a
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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6 c: |  A0 D+ g* _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and' G( v) k% P2 ~4 s
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.5 O3 I" }' i4 Z$ g& e+ o8 l" _

$ A* ~# }; _0 _$ z1 `Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& R- X, h) M% M
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.8 t7 G  L  d: F# ~# l' }) n
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 C, m5 X9 H$ m$ I
forst plas.
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. f$ E. \, _- N4 v3 KIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 }4 V+ O) n) c2 W" z: v
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:& Y3 O% x  |3 `7 j% |* l( z8 h
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 X+ a$ z3 E5 A! F% j

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:* `9 ~$ x8 A9 M" I1 i
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 n6 v. f1 f/ {; G: b这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 ?" s- m8 I3 O' i  A5 Q% }' h# c
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:" J6 r# x. |% p, @
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 U) X& P% h! U! U$ f你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!. r9 _* ?6 z3 E4 O

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
$ G" c2 k% A% |+ \% b# q+ U惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 q+ U+ D% @  {
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
; i# H+ O! }+ Y9 _, F% T路过,让你们看看我的波

+ H7 x9 P: j. [$ Y+ S谢谢分享
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