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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! |- `2 j8 l# Q; E; W( Y2 k6 F
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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7 f1 Y0 j: }! V/ Y4 K  c: m+ LAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" y& P3 o: y+ M. x* ?1 o/ H
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in; G4 ?2 p. b7 Z' C  Q' ~
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& E: f( e: ]3 a
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make+ |) S% x- w- O2 o, f8 N, G
the sivil servants jump with joy.# s1 R' @: D# D! a* U6 q/ S
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up- W* {0 l+ g9 s. v/ B: {
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the1 A, ~( l) J. L4 k
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like$ `. M  x# K' A2 z8 ~, @4 l
fotograf 20% shorter.! K# b. _; v% p1 A& B2 s, K4 S  j9 t

! V% q' v% C; r9 K. gIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 Y4 N, l, ]  _+ ~1 Jreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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! ]- F& m0 q& l% `Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
9 ]8 v5 e' U8 S9 _ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 b; h) E8 O  U9 H: C/ [7 Y
disgrasful and it should go away.
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# K" K6 s( R  v- N: dBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
- C& e4 E5 _0 w% z"z" and "w" with "v".
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( r2 b/ \, H) V4 X3 h9 l# gDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
& Q% i6 o+ t3 s4 z' safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. z9 U8 q2 u$ I  Z) w/ h( c
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ O% S3 x! z6 N0 z$ Z  i/ A% r" N
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.) z$ z* b5 _; V9 {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze$ [  |. |, d2 a2 J5 R+ K
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ s1 j2 s  k$ O8 d3 ~: {( Y% k还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- B2 E+ {$ S+ M$ x7 c( N* E
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ w, T* u3 ^6 Q# B7 \) wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 _- v% R, q$ d! c3 }[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 i* z/ p: ]/ @/ h! u
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  R- \& u* I% g. E
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' ^& y' H7 c5 x$ q8 M2 ^. l( P6 c这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) k3 w* f1 D/ M* q2 Y, Y3 S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 b- f3 H" [5 d; Z  ]
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!- `; t- b. s# @- b0 c/ Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
* ]" i5 `' M2 |+ R惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! z  j# Q% j+ }5 k好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 [5 _5 {: i& ^8 n路过,让你们看看我的波

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