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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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5 N5 l5 T( Z4 ]5 EAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 {. b' t# }) [% b6 r- c
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in' J( u& L/ M/ l4 M) Z# S( v
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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) c) H+ I0 ^+ l( v: LIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
/ X" `* Z, k2 N* |9 uthe sivil servants jump with joy.0 B" a( n) `4 ?* C

8 }  z  D" a2 I3 eThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up" J( i/ T8 G4 o5 W0 h
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 j+ h( e( k8 ^
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- L8 }0 m4 u. `4 @5 }/ c3 z4 p2 D  D
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 [: z. _8 q& \  O( Vreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.! E, @& B0 [+ E4 R1 A* ?% p9 t
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always4 o/ @; z8 b9 X# V. w
ben a deterent to akurate speling.: a5 L: k# w9 y8 G
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is" H" o" c/ {- C7 ~3 S# H9 e0 J0 S
disgrasful and it should go away.2 |7 Y- {3 k1 ^; u" _/ E
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 w% g# O+ {( z& H4 ~) M& z
"z" and "w" with "v".
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. \( e+ x, Q$ _During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 a" C) N' f8 q6 \
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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' l) ~+ R! K5 b* H# e7 NZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 ^- m5 u" k" T5 ~2 Z& t1 runderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: Z- R5 W. c; w+ LUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze$ E4 b5 Q' x8 x$ h- H+ h% o
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+ h7 ]/ T, Z+ q  @9 \% ^/ zIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' S/ |% f5 i' I9 }9 V
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ h9 Y# P. n( {. {8 a% D0 X4 b
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 g4 [' {9 w% L' t, B
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. m) V7 A" t- {/ u( U7 o) A
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ g3 q3 p& z  X$ R& ^' W& h+ m

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 K, n7 i% D  o% s$ V. ?/ H" c6 b
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 n) \, U4 Y9 ^9 p$ e1 K2 P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* F: X; L9 A+ z& M$ a, u: d你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:7 i# o# B: q7 ^7 @+ T% O1 C4 s

3 f/ y% K. J  d8 w$ H9 }0 ~, k' T焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 {, @+ [8 q0 J& w2 ?
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# y2 l' |8 [. G: I5 E
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
; {. O8 o7 K# N路过,让你们看看我的波

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