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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 E1 M. c8 C; r( o( I3 q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% K1 @  H) I5 W) R* F* a6 a
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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' j1 X; h; I( S: q8 MThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
$ E* b' G- u9 Xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ {# v: W* N  f1 E& ^
fotograf 20% shorter.
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* r: B& I) b) }In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ m; d$ R# A4 T2 D- H5 nreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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2 P/ P- i* A# IAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is0 c3 e& g4 P  c; }! X) g
disgrasful and it should go away.
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1 H0 n% P* i/ a7 nBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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% r" X; M+ p2 xDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and: }9 d. \. k! K9 ]- Y$ {; t
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 z1 V/ c# i" p. [3 A1 ~Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
$ l% L3 r  B7 T& g( Q5 r; T0 cunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.# X% j# g. e( o6 f
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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6 W- t. O% g1 k& |If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:3 V. g* W! A4 f# U5 n( t
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: }5 K* l" e0 ?5 V* B( X; E  K) c  E
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:# I8 E# I8 r4 L: F; [; A" R8 c
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:, ]+ Q- b, I7 Y, [0 R
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' q0 P2 G0 K9 g: M& Z9 R7 U5 Y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 r4 t" S: n7 [/ O4 H/ q$ @
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:& p: ]! _+ P9 }2 Q6 @5 t
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 _# y; {* _$ \: Q  O
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 ~3 W# W, K, f' N/ V路过,让你们看看我的波

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