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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will$ ^- ~- h5 g0 u
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was; t' G6 ~3 o3 b7 Y* F  O  |
the other possibility.
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% c5 |8 m$ _8 wAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# t. @$ G% E9 h
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
+ u# d  E& H# s$ C! R, Fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 e1 `! h7 l# v2 `  O; Y

4 N) W6 U% t" m4 x( V2 A6 z  IIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
: |4 k% Y1 `6 H) A+ S9 Uthe sivil servants jump with joy.# P4 w' G0 v% a

' M" r/ Y. q  Y1 Q2 _! b6 kThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up3 _% e2 z& N5 _5 V9 {$ u5 K
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.) `$ Z% j/ G3 \
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' b8 T& o8 Z' i; [$ v+ z7 c
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- W* Y/ Q& G* |( H6 \8 x
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
+ A& L8 a: L' L6 g1 p' g) Lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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) Z& |& y, x. H1 o2 i2 bGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 G( ?; J8 u! z* a
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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7 L1 F2 x( h" s  oAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 V( N+ a# _7 ?- n5 w. }4 W
disgrasful and it should go away.
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! C! f7 q; ~6 WBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
/ `, y4 f0 D5 q3 O( v"z" and "w" with "v".# c- e% [0 y% g7 L6 I

$ F0 l5 S0 l1 g0 G' I* n% ~During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
/ [: ?5 g2 c) Z, k9 G; kafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.' O6 T/ H7 J. C1 {

% ]: `+ P, @& U8 x: K( Y. G: BZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 E4 e; l- }; Xunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." R9 }/ ^8 d9 f  q$ U% F3 v5 u/ T
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze- _$ V* F* w1 T  B5 K
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
/ v$ e3 s, \, S0 a5 P$ J* t还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ q* x% |/ t' U) ~# z; T. b# B6 Bsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:; v1 e) s. F3 l2 T: {5 f  p: D, P
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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( z% s+ E; Q' r: S[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 {3 n% {5 O7 ~# f0 G3 f7 K! [
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- [6 g$ N) B( s* p+ Y& U& K+ y1 e
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:# G, X3 ]# T* W3 H) v4 ~+ [8 ^
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 _  Y4 N# [: w/ ?) M, G, ^$ P你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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0 y( Y- m# i9 P# A1 o! j: l4 J焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( u" J$ Q$ a0 a( g) O, C
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% I/ Q4 e* f( Q6 l: k$ T( x
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 O: C! Y, p) ^; |5 s6 ]
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ V6 m! \2 A  l( F. ^
路过,让你们看看我的波
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