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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
$ V2 g1 U! ]! O6 o* `. ispelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' Y' M  X! m) Q% [. O% k/ h) L2 }plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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2 u. ?) ?8 L( O5 \4 e1 MIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! w7 {, u+ g! [& [. Q& T. z' B7 V
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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1 e' U( K" k- W4 T# TThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ H" H4 U" V* ~# k( |1 I/ P
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.0 X: P% J) r- U1 W: G# C

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ q; n# N) Z0 b" u% h; C
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- ?% z0 }' T7 |$ c, b/ t5 z5 w
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.. N& O/ z5 w" W

5 l3 R2 D  Y' a  \# VGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 ]; ]+ @" K; D
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with. e2 \* [0 Z: o7 r& D+ p  s
"z" and "w" with "v".9 }& t9 ]/ I9 D5 m' H# W% v

  ?. |- G. f3 V( v7 z5 sDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. I4 \1 X. z1 c+ r/ j1 x8 ]- u% b
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# e, e/ O, t6 u0 ], l' g0 l, d8 H/ J
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 K( C% ?4 @4 b
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 {+ k7 l& R2 I" _% X还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
0 n7 E6 q* m1 R7 Jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ x: h8 m8 ^! ~+ {* rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 u/ i1 C  L# n6 l) X$ ?

  ^, N6 |$ I9 |8 Y2 S/ t$ F[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  n# e& n/ {. A2 I  ^
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. @- G9 [7 @# {6 _* e: o这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ C) h: z7 T6 [. j* u( d
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 H6 I# V4 u" [4 f: u& F3 A
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!+ F2 V5 _4 }' z5 B

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:( M. M/ S# A& n+ b) j9 Z
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 h. R- Q+ A7 z  ]& T5 }- D( X
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) j' g9 ~! d0 I
路过,让你们看看我的波
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