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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
5 }9 ~2 y& @$ b+ F8 M! ibe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 P$ K9 l* Q4 Z
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English9 l+ |) E) |! W4 I
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in- j. Q: d- l& Z+ \: E) u
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 k6 ]5 S0 a# R" d: F: Y
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 w7 r" E' \$ T
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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6 E4 e* P: k* d) m- ?There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 ^5 T' C) e# w" _! W
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
! p7 W9 T* k; x. m) Pfotograf 20% shorter.
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0 V- |. A* M- @$ k& b3 TIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. M; r9 e' m! N1 ~& F
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.3 C$ {' \6 `% }0 D8 R4 }

' }( R, `8 h, _. s7 tGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
9 \0 Y9 @% o; V+ {: mben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is/ c" P6 G2 a8 o2 W, x: ^
disgrasful and it should go away.' R" U8 l* B) R8 ?, `( a& H
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with. [( A1 Q( s! h! K- P
"z" and "w" with "v".2 y1 c! x7 _. }6 E1 z; T. u

' N0 T  [) X( z; c& B5 uDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 O2 ~  }" v; C6 ]; H5 A: e
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.& y6 p6 q6 V' _( Z8 C2 H
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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. o4 S' g$ ^2 aUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 Y1 x0 z# J: B' w. ^0 z; }" J/ U
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:( {% h3 P* H' e3 R
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 y  t9 ?& ^2 S9 _8 _
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# X& g( b" X* w0 s+ t, Odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)* ~. Q/ X$ `8 h5 C. \3 H
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:& D8 `1 y  ]- U- x  O- R
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! X, K: F* r  \4 K. [好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ m& w- P& L5 n" L0 ]1 H1 n你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 `* v& C  L0 }2 T( s( E7 ~

" w  B; O$ [9 h, J4 ?  T; P' a/ M焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 k- k# u; d. n1 Y9 m
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火, {9 J- O4 I+ z* S& i
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 h$ _4 D/ G% \8 ^5 {: v
路过,让你们看看我的波

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