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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. p. z' R* W- i( }7 {7 H5 d$ F
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was8 s; Q& h% _- s" \8 p
the other possibility.
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3 F2 q, ]5 F8 b: b/ F* y5 JAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
, ]& q; k0 U8 r1 Z# B( i% Dspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in7 z# H  C4 a) A  m
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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  _6 ?8 P* l8 ~4 [! W! L! dIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make+ H3 d. O& ^( _. T* d( c. }
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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0 ~; r, F% |3 N, Z+ XThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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  @0 _6 D( ~8 y. F/ vThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* S, A5 r& y6 d- ?! J  h9 ?troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to* y3 O" K7 H9 o$ i0 Q& j
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.1 U& n, q! h- x1 L& F; B1 J

0 o, f8 ~* q6 w3 e- S: D" t+ Q) kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
3 i  p5 K/ S- iben a deterent to akurate speling.& G8 Z+ e2 {& g% W

: \; D2 J2 w) `2 hAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
9 k4 v* {6 `1 A4 e( Sdisgrasful and it should go away.
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! B" Z3 ^9 V, M% JBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ q: t' f# B: p/ q) V1 k
"z" and "w" with "v".
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. T0 {( c9 `+ ^( |During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and+ B. q! B/ A8 R! L4 {
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ R2 S3 F+ w* X% xunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 b3 \* y% Q7 y# S, D5 w. nUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze8 Z7 a, H' H# B5 F) q
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 N* I2 u9 P$ u, ]9 I* P" H还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:0 A& S1 t! ~# W
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! F7 }8 o2 t2 _2 f& e7 X' P& `) adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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2 E6 R, u/ J- J; ^[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 Y" n0 O# B$ _$ u: H0 Z* edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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4 ]- J6 v+ f( a0 `               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# k+ T  {- A" l% Y
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 ]7 v3 H2 ^( x
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
( o/ }& D# i7 R- F( f你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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$ W, i% m$ k2 h. C焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. o0 h# ]2 w: {; p5 ]& C  D( \
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* z3 x' X7 [1 `( Z& W' W' x3 a好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:2 a; V6 k. A. g* p
路过,让你们看看我的波
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