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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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* F$ q3 J& A2 z. b4 u6 ]# [. dAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English8 ~& ]5 H) z* I7 k& c" c
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' |+ ]7 A  b+ I& ^plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 n$ ]* n$ c; N
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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4 R6 E! ~* ^! X! d* LThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 @: P( @) V) G, h
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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/ y. u9 }% |  i# [8 SThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the5 J) K" _( ~: k5 h2 p
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- R- h1 h+ K  {4 u; ~
fotograf 20% shorter.4 a: ]4 p% n7 _2 ?8 r
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" Y2 P/ j: H$ B/ B! `$ Q0 w
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible., [+ `% q& K4 f8 V" H9 B3 S/ f

/ ?6 i( U4 m9 sGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& G2 c* X0 W$ C4 s4 M1 Q
ben a deterent to akurate speling./ }' f& q0 m3 f5 x

2 A: `% Y& N; L2 h, T& j9 q+ BAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is0 n' e" c/ Q+ A5 Y" K
disgrasful and it should go away.
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  b/ k% Y& Y+ ^3 B/ b  f$ WBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- e; G) w. P; |: D
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( x7 n4 _- x2 D& D  x6 u- Q
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* [+ d. T' O9 u  b" @
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu# N% a, A" ~; Y) \! j: Z9 K
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
1 Y. S' M5 [% |$ q; s) h  @( SUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:- P, X3 y: K0 H$ |# l: F. e
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ g( X1 y, Y; U6 D9 o$ Tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- Y  q6 E6 S) j1 @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& N% f8 L1 A/ U+ I

: C2 |; x  x9 t0 u+ ?/ ][ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
' O% O6 R- ?/ n" `8 k/ s/ jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 m: R! A% ~" x5 G0 }

, y3 w0 [& a- k3 w8 I2 k[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# d- ^/ \' @0 a  G. v# _4 @
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 R- B+ t. v3 d$ q: G' c/ L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:+ v9 e4 c( D1 j+ e
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  W/ o( X; v3 d
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ u% o7 _, `, N, S9 I
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 o( _5 `) H& L# s: S" |路过,让你们看看我的波
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