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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
8 C* v6 h( L; \+ _3 V; @& X: Ybe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was; T1 @+ y" X4 v2 T4 Z
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) y# L: j+ x" a6 v) b9 G9 RAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  Y# V1 @; |% S% @, h9 l8 }" F
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
6 V' p' E! _+ L( ^, M+ B& Gplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% M$ e% n% e) k8 X

7 i9 Y5 f2 O$ EIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
( n, r/ g* |  pthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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: F' c7 o# c( |* B6 X( YThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
: x& [. _% J9 V% Z1 b  @konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.5 f" I: u9 W0 w) u- o0 E* G1 d
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
5 ]% ~- h4 X4 f( l) H% Btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like% T& l. c+ o5 y1 q6 \
fotograf 20% shorter.
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$ R' [1 W1 K! T$ @- x/ ]4 _In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
. {: y  W6 w9 b6 o7 m  P& Mreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.9 a# a& V; e# K

' Q% J& X  B2 d6 I' x- qGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
! d( A0 [0 f$ _/ u* x( yben a deterent to akurate speling.: V9 _' h* m4 Q/ d
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 Y8 q  [/ m' O8 B! x% ^
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
2 t' Z8 z# x" K8 d$ [& ~6 t0 ["z" and "w" with "v"." }4 g5 t  D+ ^% I# }4 _% o

: Y# }3 q+ v% sDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and: [2 ^% Z9 x: e7 }# b
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ e+ B1 U1 `5 ^# \+ {

. i: h5 p# ~6 W2 M- s1 W9 bZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu- h8 h0 E* g) ?! L* d
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
6 e8 F5 \3 _0 H, pUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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& ^5 L0 a, c; G3 r) j1 eIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& ^- Q6 |% V. `' E还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' Q9 [( }7 H6 B- _6 S! l

5 ?$ D8 W+ u+ G0 h' H[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
& S2 g0 A( |1 Y+ q. K0 z+ ^1 qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." F/ `9 I& t; Q# F  D! [! T
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* E3 m+ x) N! |% ^  W0 I
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 ?# n1 h6 _' S2 X
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 J3 \% q4 l  c( X) g6 |你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; n  B  i% p! r
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 H) E8 }. s" L  R) P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
, `- M7 U: N6 z1 {# l) \7 y, O路过,让你们看看我的波

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