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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
, S  r0 r6 C- Ube the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English; z6 Y4 n# b; ~4 o
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
( @, S* G3 n% m7 hplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& ?( w1 \3 V1 ]$ E/ a

/ F8 j* q  `  j9 y1 S7 NIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
7 Q7 S# E  ]6 M" F' N' f7 E" j( M8 qthe sivil servants jump with joy.; s4 T; v1 u+ Q6 v

+ I( ]4 H/ ]3 v; \( V) iThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
, {/ D0 J7 j2 k8 A  W0 Fkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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+ D0 R, Z9 p+ N; M, w9 LThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' _7 N1 c* w0 ]! x4 X* _1 T' B/ @troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like5 m" j( h; f8 [  o$ s5 C" l) j3 q
fotograf 20% shorter.
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$ N7 s% c; a+ }7 R/ xIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& q: Y% H4 k- Q! ]. t8 H  [
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.) w5 A" F' z. ?+ k

1 U) T8 M; x' ]Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
( n- \: o: ^1 lben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 f2 Z4 _8 _. c3 g
disgrasful and it should go away.- z- I! G9 t) n  _0 b0 ]: t

7 {$ V" y7 Z( T- v0 C+ JBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 Y) A$ _# u4 k, G
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, s8 U7 E( `' ~0 M* nafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- v( \5 l  W; D. \6 [  l+ M" m
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu( u" r( N8 @) d8 A. v( d" r" T" [
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
# W% [' p  \9 l& a, p5 IUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# Q, D7 s& ?8 L
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2 ]/ c. k+ D  V/ P. K7 }If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
  K7 I' Z, ~* x' u- I8 j还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 x2 C. v- `# o6 ?  B; t+ msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 u8 v3 g% ]# v+ J4 Q7 gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ H: g# F- n0 i2 I+ A! a1 z. n% `
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 l( ~# R$ |/ C. Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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5 [2 Q5 c! i" B! j) C/ {               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ w7 |9 d9 m$ {, v2 f% s
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 \# m+ r: J4 V; ^/ h5 @这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 L% ^; m; n6 J! W
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 ?  T/ G- M! D2 ~2 @! n4 E8 x
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% d, R& p9 x. c" @6 W惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 p- c! V! X% j. b$ t! \8 B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:; M' s1 X! R$ N' M# M
路过,让你们看看我的波
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