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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will  V+ E) j  z. u, k6 D
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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, e* K3 E1 Z& vAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
6 j6 M6 }  X3 o/ z) K$ j' y, k9 U6 aspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 {( s8 U/ [% H8 J2 n1 k/ Z3 M8 h
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".: g# X2 z' W; j: Z8 a0 H2 D9 G

) ]1 d! K. O! ?- i" W% |9 `In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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4 |2 ~, D# n& a3 ^The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
. E. A7 Z; X0 P  W/ {# M6 N5 Xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.5 a9 e- j# A3 a4 L

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
" r" O3 j8 |  ^6 ^troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
0 r& ?  T& E; ~5 F: _fotograf 20% shorter.
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# O$ a- C) [: M2 W* U5 LIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# H4 S/ ?6 J) _# l: p# J6 ^
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always% [9 D4 Y. G3 [' b' q, c& z
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
5 z5 f- e$ f2 T% @7 |disgrasful and it should go away.
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/ k6 f! m7 Z6 r5 S8 I: nBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 B5 U; ^, W: T  @. a
"z" and "w" with "v".' T7 V* G( V% p/ I4 d; T5 |
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and% }3 L' M9 k% H8 ]
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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* |3 C$ r7 i& h" |Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& H& C8 \% U# \# H: M
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
. c1 j4 {  P/ x* |5 L, d7 h, ?3 ^Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 j  w  X  Z( {7 \. \$ l
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 C/ ~' V$ S" C还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; \$ w/ P  u5 i# p& T0 C
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

8 c& a0 p8 r0 i& Q+ g6 kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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( j( M" P2 r1 H[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:" {7 l. z. ^6 x+ e( T9 n1 M# h# h) T
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 B' ^4 [) e, w3 R4 ?$ k9 m

! \" p6 j' D  E5 ?9 J[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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$ b! ?, q. L5 |6 F( F               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ u9 }& w6 O3 M* L
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; D5 N" r8 V4 ?& f, P) s
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:5 O! a; r9 r+ }2 p1 ]
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:2 `3 M  o/ G7 [2 V: a9 n
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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! J2 l; w$ {% O  @: J. E焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!( K3 i8 Z  u. j/ }

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:4 ~9 N4 M& e8 p
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ p3 R  e' u3 v+ \- ]4 ^2 G好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:, H/ _4 g9 b! A5 Z  ?! [
路过,让你们看看我的波

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