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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English+ }  j- c  b( A9 L
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ Y. A4 [$ e1 e" V3 D
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 r' z. U$ [/ q' [% ^
the sivil servants jump with joy.1 i; ]7 `  f7 L$ f7 l

* Y. o7 @- \/ [3 R! a/ bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
) e- ]/ T5 _, l6 P8 K2 skonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.' h5 O  {% c& \0 ^0 O& H

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( x! j1 ~3 ^" `, pThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the. A1 l+ O% S: A7 N! s, r- l! f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like% ?7 a7 o7 m" @6 U. S4 g: U
fotograf 20% shorter.8 r* D; T: R# {* m" i0 ~

6 N% P& W6 n0 [% S5 H, ZIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
8 [( O+ F) V7 W' \2 G- c# b% [( Breach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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9 j6 F& p; V9 @. a7 s/ O6 @Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
& |2 ?4 E* m* F- \/ Vben a deterent to akurate speling.
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3 j& ?# T" C$ \" EAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is( V! C5 Z: a* J- B
disgrasful and it should go away.7 Q( _3 q" n$ H. Q
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( `0 g9 J* `1 ^3 H6 K& w# w
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and+ M' c7 b! n' |# [& `0 A* X$ m5 L
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.: W+ F& Y8 w! Y9 m7 V7 @% {7 U
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  V# q7 P0 j3 I: Z$ v1 {understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& E0 T! |  S4 y1 P; X- vUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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: l3 c" F, W* F* d6 u0 \If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
- }# `! b/ v3 X. f3 g1 w, l还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 L# S1 _$ B+ R' ~$ E
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# Y+ b% i' q* V) v3 t
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
- u* }2 d9 i) [+ [) m+ A1 p% Zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:" `- r1 C2 ?9 k2 D7 u1 S" c1 H2 M, v
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 W4 q6 M7 J- G0 Q1 l
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:5 a$ _* H8 ]; U
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* g* n6 d7 {: C9 l' G
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 C/ p  `) d% a9 n9 z+ |4 w
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ z6 L/ Z/ I3 t- N& E: S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 q( W+ Z1 t) M
路过,让你们看看我的波

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