欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 O" P" e8 P1 L# s- rplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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$ t, G3 d% p% P" ?In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
' Z5 i* y0 ?: G' Q0 u7 E* x. Bthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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) Y& E% t( E7 p4 G4 i  D. vThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
  a: T; \' L0 V0 P5 u* M( |konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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, {0 Q) I) J, I) Z- y! dThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

2 n# M; A& g3 f* z0 w+ _Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
' b3 k4 e7 n/ O9 f. Oben a deterent to akurate speling.

1 p5 n6 ^9 n) V. m+ c" s  SAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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3 e! `$ |, T$ X$ q  q$ o! FBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
  w6 u4 j+ ?9 e"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
  p# F3 ]; o7 f+ }& J3 Nafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" K8 ]5 g2 U# H# }6 y: g8 {understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
5 I4 e# a' w3 i: t- ]7 S9 XUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
' I9 n2 H9 L) c8 c0 N5 W, N- s还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

6 Y! P% f3 b, {don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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6 g0 b3 K, G  d* ^* p7 ]焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
  K0 j, A  V9 }3 @6 Z惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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