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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
# w& V( C; T0 z- D' C8 |& ~2 T- Sbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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% l4 L* `$ R& L: O, S) t( U9 SAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English) c$ g% q! `6 i/ L- w
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ V. H. |% \& w) o2 s
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 |' I( }( k9 ]& D* ~

/ y+ R0 ]/ T* ~" m9 RIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
' B4 I3 s' z( _/ ?/ a, Othe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 z3 H& O, F) u0 {
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like9 A2 w- ^, c3 g0 ?
fotograf 20% shorter.3 b: i+ j" @* z  \$ Y

& F" }! \" z4 E0 H8 b" h; pIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ q, m- ^" S/ t' b
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.9 U5 F% O, @) \7 C9 f* z$ x

$ n( g; e/ `  b$ ^Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& K- `: j' y; S( ]" I; A4 n
ben a deterent to akurate speling.' E+ g; u7 K9 Q, W4 T

+ N+ u) P2 I" _; v" M! s, {( n' TAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
  @+ _7 M& q' U4 b8 |disgrasful and it should go away.& A: A: N0 H% @
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' c/ z) B  \) T, m/ |; w( j
"z" and "w" with "v".
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# ^# C  d, Z5 `' ]. UDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 F, h5 `! H' }( L4 D4 K# _- B/ F- n' ]
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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: F1 k/ d* I5 H% E9 a: i$ r2 y" UZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  q2 R5 I: w7 G# q7 @% s3 p6 v
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
. o2 w8 ]: L# p: sUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
- `2 ]7 H8 l" U- ?& M* s& x+ D还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ m" n! w4 h- w' [  Ysuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ [5 g! ]9 S+ i' T3 i3 edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.& A: C8 s, `. V; o* ^; x2 @

) r' ?, `# T9 D5 ~# ?" N[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:; C, S9 O1 q( X; L5 s. A8 R1 B/ u, H
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)7 j7 b. r, Z& T# N  o$ w
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:& [. ^3 V) a( I
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  ~0 i$ c! Y* @. L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 `( {1 o. R$ g- ~* |$ D6 N, P
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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9 W! L% S. P- a9 Z2 K% `4 p焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
) f9 E: W; g; n3 G惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- \; C2 M5 B4 U- ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( |! Q" d; i1 N- m! o5 u
路过,让你们看看我的波
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