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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 J. A1 Q" |& H- G7 l# A/ U
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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5 |3 C2 e. l1 Z; t$ k* mAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, X$ q3 X/ B( g2 z9 y  B, h7 j
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ f/ k8 Q' V$ ~
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".- w8 P1 p6 v9 _' Y- c' L

( o7 T, W% p( C& A& V4 g8 g: v4 T: WIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make0 R8 i. ^& t! v% A" _/ U
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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! h$ n- k7 k, A/ A" M& SThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
2 u  O/ @6 }9 h  m0 v( W' n7 ekonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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1 \) K: t  J7 D5 E- c7 mThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ B0 d' D" v4 xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
# \4 a* x- s( q; @  k3 ]fotograf 20% shorter.
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: z+ \# [0 D, [) JIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to7 S' f- E/ x3 }- ?- [' `( S( f0 d" P
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& G# d$ J& ?5 m. e. `" d# u; T  {
ben a deterent to akurate speling.: a& c! u( a8 H0 z  D
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is/ _' A' `, w2 P
disgrasful and it should go away.  F0 p% \' m7 y0 \; m9 T

: d8 U: F+ z! X% F. r7 N4 o# WBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 v$ }% l4 u5 C( [) }1 i, v$ N
"z" and "w" with "v".
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2 V. X% F% l& j. W* X/ a$ I, @During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 C5 r4 B1 \; `( C% C
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.9 h) E5 B% N! e" C# @- m

7 \, c% O8 {0 gZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
& s- b1 d9 O  j6 l/ Dunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.7 I; O- O8 ^1 v7 |+ D" Q
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ d) a' l) w; {! I  y. B4 L
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; ^3 o( w# y. l: o+ b9 U
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 ?+ B/ j$ Q4 o! U4 y8 gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
2 \; Y( \# N3 D( Y: w9 [5 L6 b这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- g( J7 j; r6 _/ H4 X# r7 ~好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:' @& J4 q0 H0 m
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- G  ~; y4 {  i; I
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:: h8 A- t$ E! c3 Q  g
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!' x. L0 j) S' w* _; \* s

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 v( E/ n2 m) Z8 [8 V( b
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( @* p0 G$ K0 ]& {6 v7 X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* }5 K; T3 k, h5 P7 r" i5 Y路过,让你们看看我的波

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