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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will  r3 T: Y; n; ]1 X* T9 U* h# L
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was+ ]+ C! V4 W1 g! ^4 q4 W3 m
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
; C2 g( }, f+ k2 ?( jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
6 z* b. g" ^& ?+ U! t/ Nplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".( Y/ F# t: k0 @
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 H$ y7 o1 p( a0 o$ [- h7 n+ Q
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the7 T2 A$ [- h$ [/ |4 {$ z
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like0 T* x8 [/ j4 Z
fotograf 20% shorter.5 B4 K: L3 |+ x

" k4 J& T# ^8 uIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
" U# w2 f- u& G$ f% T' {reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.* D% ~& l3 B2 ^2 n+ R
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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! r1 q* y; i* P2 E2 a, E  PBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with, O; \9 U" e' W/ s( f. O# a
"z" and "w" with "v".' k" e/ ]' }/ u& k7 a

3 m/ n" a; E* ~: _During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
: O# B8 ]8 F  ~' U- ?* h/ c( _after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 O3 c9 F1 F  n% d+ A/ f: f( a8 o, CZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
: Z! E6 G4 i1 s. f. \0 I' t7 ounderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
1 e% E  s% U( h; gUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 {0 F# [7 c% }5 h9 ]5 p
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 ]; |  w3 v! \, V
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( I8 \$ e; {; q8 i  Asuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( J3 L% q4 o& a
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:4 }0 W2 x0 z- V, D2 C
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 u" L8 m2 K! {6 M) T  P这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- U7 x$ @; j" _+ }
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:  M& K* l0 k  s$ o. f
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
7 y* x8 i1 S( }惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- }* \" v- a8 s, o  D好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( @! l# P7 ~+ C: H1 Z0 w
路过,让你们看看我的波

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