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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; V. [. W8 x) @2 @. U! ~. I5 ^" Cbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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' |# A! c! c% |( I$ MAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% f8 S3 i$ v# F) J, t# `
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, w2 u; d$ c: T* i, v8 h
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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/ \2 J! U8 Z6 ?/ H$ l. UIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# f" j5 _: s) l! t5 i. `" P8 e
the sivil servants jump with joy.8 N# R. k% z2 D' t9 d
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 ^( `7 X6 _9 g" N& W% ^
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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/ b, x2 J$ ^% G2 P" KThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
& D, j2 `* {  @1 A0 G' ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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. v2 F- o$ K' M$ T0 G  |In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- b+ {# a5 e  y* n: T
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.0 v) W$ Z: S" f8 u: a% v: ^9 s% Z. Z
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 C. _8 m. a: P1 Z4 I
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
8 Z1 P1 y, x: ydisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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1 c" w2 V9 E& h) \- NDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
8 P0 I1 F+ K( k+ q6 wafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 }4 Y% n% l8 N  b9 A) ]6 vZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) b" y& I7 h! U' Q# W1 h5 U/ C
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 R0 u. q, J6 R. W8 m! X4 @Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. W( ^* r" {( b0 E' T
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, Q; O7 v& Q$ ~8 S$ g% [$ AIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 l# C( R7 }% E7 i1 o- Q
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; f! J- n! _. \5 k6 N5 H, rsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ w- t+ X- O4 D( g) N' wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. i7 ~. Q( A! F$ i* @
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 H& |- ?0 y' p9 o, r' _
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 j( G3 l3 R5 q" p  X

( K2 Q# S8 W* A6 [/ g( }& _4 ?[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 z+ z; x3 B% [

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:, }& O9 P* W: q. a, X" H7 |$ ]- b
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, C8 U0 ?7 \5 R; B" l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ `5 u' Q1 ~9 q0 e0 V% q你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!, S  w% I7 p9 X, l$ E! l: o
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:, ^4 Y6 S/ I- u0 G5 E' o! F
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 l5 O! Y9 a5 G7 j/ N8 l7 V, M好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 j/ U( Y6 Z9 v& b0 Z路过,让你们看看我的波

5 N2 q' U, f# {9 p! i% |4 @* q谢谢分享
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