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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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* R8 X1 N) C" x& M/ z; o: m/ u6 qAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English+ ~7 _8 Z# {1 k
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
6 [- A( L; A1 Iplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
# v- V8 L: _3 j' htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
2 d& S/ F  O- q8 d, P4 ffotograf 20% shorter." ]- Q0 x2 Y; c: k& \2 R( D4 V8 _

! h% `- s7 ^0 w4 ~. M( U4 rIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
* d3 u% x7 d) A8 o1 @8 ~% h5 P$ |reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 ?% G' _- I0 T/ F
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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% }% q# w! p; E( f4 J( E7 E. v* L8 nZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, h# V/ p9 F' j+ f, Y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  k2 s+ E8 ^! C: \3 h& u: tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 a! K* ]3 g5 g- |9 g" Vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: @9 Z1 @( C! R; V: p% N' w

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 V, ~0 A2 R% H; P: wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 s! g6 U# o( Y  e# |' Q. k

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 G$ G& y/ _' r- O) e5 k+ Y" B
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# g6 J1 u4 L: \这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 F9 h4 _/ R. b" s. Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:2 q" p. K: M) W+ |- k
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 u& o, @: `! V4 A4 q7 w

: Q( c* L  Y3 M6 f% ]0 e$ R6 g焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! Y& j1 N& n# y& n9 A# M7 r+ k
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 C0 X1 ?- a* n0 i1 Z3 A好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:* Z: m/ t% E9 o+ S% |
路过,让你们看看我的波
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