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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; X# F* E1 g* s9 l; Pbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was! \: [" K/ ^# c& I5 c
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" K1 k" {$ B2 }, W. k* Y$ |
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 b# D, B. h6 ?* Q- D/ y  k1 y  _+ m# P
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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" A  X) z( c+ L, W, j' i- J- bIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
% I3 l9 N5 j/ G# L$ [3 M& l% C; `the sivil servants jump with joy.+ B% d& N) D2 @/ p

: A0 T% Y( Z! N' ]' c/ dThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
* e1 Q. m( N9 S  Gkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.& S( J" [. b4 Z9 v6 Q0 b1 Q3 }5 v

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1 C, l# Q" V% N3 V4 x% j. MThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the, s6 `% B; b' z; L7 Z& d8 q$ y! t
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; M2 l! \1 P3 N0 x4 k, u) ^
fotograf 20% shorter.
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: Y& Z+ ^, y6 r9 i8 b, W( wIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# y( y- p5 b, X. y  W: C1 o: W
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- y/ Z" c5 q. u" n" r5 _7 a( A; u
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# K( O% C- j5 `3 v
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ x! H. D, m2 F7 p$ E

8 `- |; M7 o  ^* q+ KAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
+ D, o- N1 K' |3 t4 o9 D* Ddisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with# o1 e  p0 ^: ]) |, Q0 k8 `) E7 S
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
% C0 k0 }& G+ k1 Eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* @$ R% {3 s2 _0 r

6 a& S5 |9 Q# YZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ x$ ^. X$ G2 M- kunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& t8 A; ^" N8 B, W8 CUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze3 z* k, g. D+ c: c7 p5 c* r
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
# u+ m0 u, B" ]* Z0 c* H+ g( S还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 v3 x" L% E: m: D+ ^0 L
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 H9 s' d9 _' a, n; odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ |% S2 v" R- F% v' [
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 R/ h  m1 T- e. ]$ `
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  ?8 r6 D% _) U# \# X

7 f6 l/ v' I7 [% A  O1 g5 R5 i[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)' p( i+ s( ~/ q1 S( e. K+ t

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ Q/ N, i! G* X0 z9 Y  n, f
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 f3 ]+ W' i9 ?& E好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# @6 @& \/ ^$ ]: p9 v' p你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:- ^* I4 ~/ j! V7 ]4 h7 Q, {

2 z/ a7 `1 m& z$ T" \焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!5 N. M- P; c# i5 u

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
' R$ m8 A! c+ b/ f9 [  J惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  |% e4 L$ E* w* D好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
% w* x0 e" Z' L路过,让你们看看我的波

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