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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will8 z( e8 T+ A# B* F* q  G4 Z  O" v
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was: o! }/ t9 |7 J- {9 p
the other possibility.
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  |- k# w1 W$ o( ]% o5 WAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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- x- m0 V$ y6 S3 p! ~, F$ U) g* Qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".3 E7 K( B9 T* X% h7 V- A* z# G
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 l/ X4 K/ [& K5 B$ V- Z
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.  _# F4 u2 D2 w6 n8 a8 V, d! t

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the4 q/ o( [3 V. ]' h4 {2 N# k
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  ^6 Y3 s7 j0 b; o' X5 P8 m
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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# v7 V& @7 N% E5 m; Q' K. i+ VGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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' P: A; J3 j2 o5 ~6 {Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 q/ h' f8 g5 D' C
"z" and "w" with "v".+ u7 g7 o/ Z' T1 V6 i* n3 q

+ W2 l) ]1 h8 M9 ?% V( wDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" ^9 e; V7 u) {6 G
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 O3 O9 t  ~. L4 uZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
5 o( g9 J$ R! V3 U: J- X1 |1 Vunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ r( p- O6 k6 `% r8 Z0 I
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, G7 I8 ?% @1 l9 J4 O还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:1 }0 q8 V, s9 z% d. y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. N9 N# \, q: `& b# Y
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;). n+ {' r) b" e- P, s
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* R' K; o0 H# ^) P# O
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 E1 a4 K6 k' A0 g/ _2 D+ n
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 Z9 _4 A5 Z9 e$ p# B& Y你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, l' g& [, _% X% t
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!% h1 g1 ~5 g& t! B
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! U/ j7 B* Q) s' z
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: i- Q( c/ f. k/ o5 o7 `- \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. S" t  A# _9 d  J路过,让你们看看我的波

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