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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ |$ B9 O0 D; }- |
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was7 S2 k0 I1 n7 a  e/ l, ^$ e
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: f  F0 D% S0 |1 b) z* PAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English; A: M7 _8 m& X* G: h! Z, a
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' A" E& b6 G: z8 j" F1 \* V' Xplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 Y+ q' t8 a1 t8 {6 u+ a' J/ f

: E" G  r) r, B1 U' t3 B7 v5 aIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make0 n4 L- b. X9 @
the sivil servants jump with joy./ O" k0 T: K! Z" @9 b) ?) L8 H+ Q5 X

2 n+ U; E' w) Z! ^6 r: xThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up# a1 J* w% R$ ]7 O- ~7 O% o& Y' V
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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& l2 S* e2 P, O( yThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the  T1 g" u0 _+ [
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like% V; D2 k5 ~0 q& O  A) g: p
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to; E$ g  z  u0 X$ {  t
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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" w- Y* w1 g( r7 eGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 b3 V9 W2 O8 [6 Q
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' n+ S8 i, n+ |. m& I
"z" and "w" with "v"., D# f7 l6 o8 z% z+ u
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, R# e; u8 Z: G$ w4 @! Zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ h9 t' k; f' J

% Q' l  K' O7 @" b6 y) gZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  ^/ v' h" D1 `- `. q; u9 t
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
" s0 C1 u: X1 b' GUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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0 `$ P5 v3 C" J- ~If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: O4 p; F8 _4 x4 x. Q  g3 y, V还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
' Y1 z) R# p* X; q6 [7 Hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ I9 z9 ]6 d$ O1 G" y
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:( p1 ]) ]3 F; H2 r$ C
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.5 ^, I9 \# N( b& ^
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: R, u( u( d6 ~% w这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 _) @; O% l1 _6 Z# p
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
% R- X# s8 W; L9 i你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:% Q" w. [4 w; Q) a, M
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:2 ~: `9 M' Q6 [1 K5 R, I- P
路过,让你们看看我的波
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