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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' a$ C1 @% j0 `2 ?, x0 u: r
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ k6 d/ u3 }3 X9 O. _& _
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
& |; H- r/ A# i4 T" ]! qspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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1 O& O3 j# W4 y/ g" ~There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' I( D9 h& p7 f$ u
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to) S3 E3 ~7 `; D; f* F9 }9 B
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible., e5 k$ N) Q7 G, g

7 Z, h% e5 B0 z' Z& G6 r0 jGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 j3 O( {* Z% ?( K! Z+ Z$ t
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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( p" a2 j) g  a$ X; O8 s2 vAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is: h* r3 M5 h$ t6 |6 X
disgrasful and it should go away.; A" q: d( p) e' J+ Z+ d

/ W3 D1 j/ [6 n- B3 {( t8 ?/ vBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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# u5 a! p: q3 }) H# P% I! h6 S# oDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 z- Q% l6 v0 s* C) Y7 yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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" `: C" `1 g( `; hIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:/ ^5 Q- ^7 A) ^" {0 t, f
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; I9 W1 ^6 F0 E  k! p7 Jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

3 ~. G  i6 p4 H* c, ?3 Jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( `8 ]8 L$ b  _, M& f, W' I
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% J( A, W. B1 Z7 x/ _8 o0 v0 Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' ]4 }9 Y$ s4 h

) q7 p8 z; |+ h& C[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)) E# T5 F8 I1 k% @5 R6 T8 d

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ \  l9 }1 }+ U% U/ K# J" C
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) q2 |% Z. B5 b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- H& i5 [% N+ ^. l# ~* n
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' o" B4 b0 B8 ?" N& ?你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; t) G+ F0 O* w" X' k

* X: `: j7 ?2 g; S焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!6 N6 i8 K# y0 L& L1 M

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:8 j- e' y* o: K" c9 V  k" H
路过,让你们看看我的波

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