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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
6 O: T. j" x. d% P7 X1 dbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
  ^5 N1 a# d9 g0 k! q; z# Fthe other possibility.
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' i/ z. ^8 p: J7 m, F* J2 I0 NAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
. ?' f5 W' n+ }! o5 b) s; Xspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in) I# ^/ E8 f# E
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 `% E( {6 q. x, J
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# @% f7 p4 M+ f. K8 s9 m7 _$ w. V- V6 t
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: M7 t- s4 w( ?' P, B0 K
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.' v2 ]/ B3 W* V( c% `6 q1 g

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the4 j& ^# J. S; w0 J4 k( J, t2 l
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
$ z% V+ U8 s8 y/ {8 |: F4 areach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.8 r6 u( K: [: h) R1 Q* ~) x
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always. B, E& a4 Z5 y
ben a deterent to akurate speling.2 W, c' \) Z$ y! c3 r1 ?6 g7 Y3 B, Q6 {
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is! L/ x) x1 B4 v$ ]1 i0 Q
disgrasful and it should go away.
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, h0 W2 {& N( o& j% {. j  LBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 H/ a. E4 G+ T4 ]+ o- s; H+ K
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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8 k: K, P) l1 H5 z4 e6 `Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu. d- m4 i- R8 s6 G+ x
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.  y/ {$ j" C$ X& Y  M
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze% o' \) Z8 C/ m8 Q' s8 |
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+ y& X& {2 H  o# {+ vIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
6 `% H' o$ A) Y: X6 R+ \! a还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- b$ R% G. j% w7 P% ?
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 e2 C/ }4 m5 ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. H. r5 C2 o( L+ \, j! ]
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;), c. g5 t. y+ X1 e5 m2 I* h1 u

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. X- x* g  T/ X( G8 c# j; V这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- ~! n5 O) a: b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ S& X! }$ H3 A5 B7 c% k
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  h( d3 x9 |) F" [& P2 ?4 D你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!! u5 f4 m4 `! _9 \7 b

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:6 Q% {; |: B; @7 L! l; O$ A
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: {1 J0 Z' W* e, @3 b4 `  V
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 f8 G; [! w! c! M# R$ m路过,让你们看看我的波
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