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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
* T# W; D$ F/ ^* x6 Y) {be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
: G. r* @/ R! S0 H. F, xthe other possibility.
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. e# v" f- I# @5 tAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
: w( e3 U- U& Qspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in* j7 R7 `& Y2 {) |  l
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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. i& _4 c- o* YIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
9 @+ g5 J. l" x: \$ a& `- {2 s8 xthe sivil servants jump with joy.( H. n! A0 D$ y7 r% b/ g1 y* L! H

+ y/ l/ v, U3 X6 m3 G' L0 xThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up" r2 @' {, m! y7 d
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 g) C  s4 N6 \& g
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 r5 Y# E! y# Y4 M& U% m$ R
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like& b( h  V) U4 F& Q; V
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ ]4 N6 L) ^- W4 r2 T. n; P& yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.3 w( |2 o- o8 ^% Q' C. j  ^
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
3 @& S7 ^8 @$ T4 [. }7 yben a deterent to akurate speling.. F: \( C+ x2 l$ O# H& p
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is; ~% P  ]) ^$ F  |" L. [( w9 A
disgrasful and it should go away., p+ ~+ [/ E+ Z7 u

3 B5 w" f1 @1 JBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( O9 {9 y. ]' l, Y
"z" and "w" with "v".! J9 z* m8 p  i, B" Q. C9 X

4 i- E0 A+ m# r2 dDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
' W- w( m3 b1 p4 [after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 B6 \# O0 K1 b. f$ V

5 s+ {/ G6 g) x; M' G/ \- xZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
6 ~8 C: _' X- a- k( k( M4 _understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: W" ~1 n% v/ y. [8 I& xUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 J7 G9 |; ~/ M+ E+ O
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ Y8 v1 B3 U1 A8 z# w6 b
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- b2 F/ f. Y# P; h6 }
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 H% i# p) p/ F; s, kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! Y+ B7 R. U5 b) e* z+ x
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( m* v1 g7 T6 @+ h+ a& Adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% C6 e2 t4 O! b8 R) m; L2 X/ p% i

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 \7 \5 q2 L' V/ a9 A这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, ^: K8 |* J5 d% e. q9 a好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:# l4 x" H& `- R) a6 y
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ y9 V! r# e1 P3 \4 j" S  U你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
) @, E: K) S$ K$ X2 S5 H惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* f- X" H, y$ m0 y& B' K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: P9 x3 V- Q! T' h2 [5 i) {& V
路过,让你们看看我的波

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