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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 }/ a/ a. E$ I$ V
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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4 E: q. L! J; |/ P# jAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 B, V2 G! U6 e3 I
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 t1 @: k. x, @+ n
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." j& Z! q) k/ z

3 |, m' m# \- z1 VIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
5 }5 Q  x# C' h$ [6 Q+ W' Q4 r/ Qthe sivil servants jump with joy.! ]& J2 `5 G" d
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 a) F3 s" s* C4 _
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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# F9 @/ K1 L4 \3 v0 t) VThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ L7 l; k9 C4 J
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# C: t0 G; f% p- p; ^
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to8 }+ \! y; `% x( ~
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.! x5 f' l/ X/ O9 [# X% U
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
7 G, W8 p' L3 Pben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is( M: q5 D* w$ L% U4 J
disgrasful and it should go away.* ]. A! N* m/ l8 G

. v% b7 Z$ Y" ?9 G% A, i' R; X9 GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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1 v( b$ T# r- BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" b0 C( v8 r  b- cafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu" q( j4 }; t8 j5 Z
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.  s$ w) {( [! g7 `: L- V
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, K! K' G9 y: t* W7 b5 I) k
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:. }$ b9 w% b4 B- D4 M
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
, ]! ^, K  D* \; Rsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

) J, v1 _8 H5 Mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 ?7 ?* k. u  q4 g
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:" N, g8 a0 P9 T9 y2 T
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 F; L, L4 x; W; G' _! W" k" A( P
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' Y8 ]% `) c9 S, X
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: T, y% f! |! [' J& j
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 M& i8 p8 a) N
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 E3 h' U7 \; k9 n$ [8 B- z

! S/ i7 s% q2 A焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ L- s9 k5 r/ m5 o) |+ U
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ U7 {' _9 F# `6 ~1 G( Q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 T4 R* C4 Z3 K4 Z路过,让你们看看我的波

9 Q" \* q. x' l( h& C$ q4 `( u谢谢分享
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