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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: [+ N6 [. U% }6 I  N
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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# J2 a- t# A2 hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, c- [' l5 R: u8 A4 l
the sivil servants jump with joy.5 T9 c6 o# Z0 }, C/ x
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up- Y1 `6 o; z  w6 E) e# M+ i9 U
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ `' O  i$ C- \7 l9 s% Y" d
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) J. X5 a' r3 S/ t# gThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 E" R8 ~( z9 p$ J
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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5 S# \: @8 A7 t! m' o2 Y7 YIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 L" |/ O9 Y% y, J9 y" F% y5 |' t
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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7 n- P3 w5 R, k9 @Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# n0 K" R5 @) j5 A  x- j. K
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ c- Y; k2 B( A; C

8 n6 L+ c7 Y! U; UAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is6 N( m' }/ F) l, s
disgrasful and it should go away.
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: g1 u; ]8 H$ q& E# \9 V3 NBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
8 }% f2 [" v* n- C8 gafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 P$ S2 r$ z; z/ J9 y1 m8 `! t3 h' W
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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forst plas.
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( m* Y% f% e% E$ c2 M( MIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:  N- ]. |2 p4 R  m, b) Z: s! d2 O
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 Q0 |/ Y( U  q2 m
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  m$ S% y9 D1 A2 _' qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:: [$ Q+ X! g) ?3 b; v
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
" o- m7 j" ]# u5 x( k4 _$ s这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 H0 W9 b- r- f1 a: g好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:' @" D3 ]* t6 k  s* u; e$ O
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 F$ T' O' C! R. Q! e
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, v, a! J) p9 `8 [$ A2 M

7 K" G7 x9 @& I$ u/ r7 O焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ W2 \. [" j7 G% s$ v4 P7 K# A
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' H1 h% s! c# ~* K# a
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# T' S8 }6 r! c; d1 x9 \路过,让你们看看我的波

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