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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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( K* @5 [1 a( e  E: uAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
6 K9 @+ A: |! E1 g! [spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, f- [8 Q$ E% g  Q
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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" @4 f- j- h1 XThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. ^$ v+ o9 Q) e" Rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like6 n8 k- Z/ \7 B# u
fotograf 20% shorter.+ D  _; G& o+ V8 T4 @8 y/ e+ r# D
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 O) T0 h* C0 p1 Jreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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7 |# f& y% Q$ D8 u; hGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
# e0 S3 T6 a4 Z5 y* l1 qben a deterent to akurate speling.+ e% C5 v! c7 b9 c* O1 c: ]. E

5 U+ u# o1 S) u5 PAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 n3 y" J( D+ z* X, x& I
disgrasful and it should go away.
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$ j1 W( \' K, H8 A$ oBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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2 |* T! v  P% I( `7 O9 t: ^+ bDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and* @! n6 E7 j& ^
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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. W. l- Z* f* o# x6 z) b4 @Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) L+ A$ e2 [* c- w
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 X5 Y6 f: r: W3 A" C/ {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:: }/ o; r) L. H/ ?0 s
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  Q' Y  a5 C0 \: @: k8 {* H& E
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  a+ s* U2 r* p- _' S5 j8 Zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ ?6 ~6 b9 C' q# \- P8 }+ U

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
* T2 _# i% Y% A7 M, \" ^" _这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  I7 |( ]* Z& z; F好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 u9 o1 W( |* z& G) T
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 Z9 ^1 t/ l: f# @' D
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!  G( f) b7 m" F! A
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
: L" H0 n# F# G( N惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* P6 W! H# k# a; b- c6 j好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" i2 ?0 S! B' C( I! B
路过,让你们看看我的波
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