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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make. {' x2 `; E" E# |, s% Q* H) y
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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) K4 z) b- F% y, N& _. P2 m  aThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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% r& _1 j, ]6 [) pThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# J3 s7 M5 S, c3 D) J6 u7 W
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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% h( P6 o+ f% t. r6 ]3 |) b$ c; YIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 V  G% ]/ ]' X5 m, ^
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% G- G: m; S. W, c+ q+ u
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# r1 q+ a% m7 ]$ R, U2 A$ H
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& T- @) G" ~0 }& ?
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- _( ], p. J% A- B. R  p- [& O  G
"z" and "w" with "v"." \+ |! F5 `* `" E3 h, o

6 U" X! m  C! o2 ^7 j% oDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
; U+ t2 s* C( }& K! }; U! \after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- Y% P4 }8 h# C" [. [: W# [

* V: \; J6 B0 U; G" sZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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$ g% J% Q. x9 _# @Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze! ?# ]. \3 I4 r6 H$ n) T7 w3 c/ r3 ?
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
6 l9 p8 D- N' I' {. ~# m+ Wsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! T1 l, F! D) G$ r! h3 U, B( }don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 f/ f6 M9 y$ Y# r0 D+ M% kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 r  {" E' O  K8 S
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)# w+ }6 @, f" B4 Q- {$ s

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: a) p( n- r/ E/ y* N$ V8 P+ N
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" m, K" C0 M! ]
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 v( e* d; W# K! |4 e# ?0 {
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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' C0 R' A3 _# ^' ]3 H焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!$ T4 k) t& I4 _( N
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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$ Q, q1 K+ w- c5 ?$ U好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
  [5 z- U  d& l$ _路过,让你们看看我的波
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