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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 X3 b/ U0 h0 {1 z9 ?
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" C# A1 N7 l& m
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, |3 R- k# ~* _3 Q  L' b; YAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
& \" l0 u  K6 |' cspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in7 E- W3 {6 B' G) y5 O, n; R
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. w$ _9 B" a3 h' D
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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/ f' H; H: q, k- s8 \The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 @2 u. R7 E6 D) e7 ?, h& q9 ^6 O
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 B* Z7 v  _! ]7 Q
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 t) K8 S2 ]( {8 {; i& M
fotograf 20% shorter.
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5 B; [: t' d5 x! }, r) tIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' |& X) u1 r$ x. c; q  ^1 v: q' f$ z' o
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.& ]4 Q- Y$ N6 s. l( h
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  |) @% L' @! h4 W8 H) ]
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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* \3 \6 y9 N8 ~4 ^: sAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
8 B6 Y2 a9 a  Z: Y) W- K# Bdisgrasful and it should go away.
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2 j) ?+ D: q; q  X4 \By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 i" k2 }) T/ [/ ~
"z" and "w" with "v".8 {- \8 q: O+ z- X# F. V: y! ?
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
4 A/ U6 [, ^. O) [- ~7 x! `after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.* S! _; a3 G, c5 h3 {: ]
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 c, ?9 Z4 u6 x1 p
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." Q& P6 I- `- B% O( S2 I: k& F
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze5 U6 N: U+ R* n& L- r# V
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:5 l8 x2 }+ s. [: g. k7 t) F
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 d4 \8 V* g9 _9 f# d
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. N8 {' X  f' m; c3 ~+ U* W4 A

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 K& @5 g$ `( ^) W9 s+ N' M; Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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: X$ ]5 X: U2 h[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)! D! p7 F7 u/ L; ~7 w2 Z, ?

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( ?1 ]0 p; u  ]! k% {
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' ^, L# L2 P) v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: L' P5 f% ^) W4 [: n1 h$ {* Q& q你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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2 X7 H# E; z# c, b! p7 {9 T' m! i4 I焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" l- f  @# p" `! i
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
  v& }8 s8 l; ~! C# Q  B惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 d$ x  K" B. q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 h) X1 l+ N. O+ A  [5 D
路过,让你们看看我的波
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