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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
4 D) C! o, \& sbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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1 H  a0 E  ~( `; iAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English+ l2 B& F1 r! [' F
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in# n9 B) W5 u3 G- Z2 Q
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".6 q9 W5 ^" l' \
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" c8 [5 B8 j( C: I5 J
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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7 P+ z7 `) G- B2 B3 ], K/ i$ kThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 a; F, ~/ H' H
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* Z! b! C3 v2 H5 k: E, p6 V! Q/ I) ]

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% x# t$ q/ Y; [* FThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
$ f) W  r6 u7 P& \, Xtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like5 x: ~- i6 z( b- D! k* Q7 O
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to+ X/ N' c% U3 a4 D. ]
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
6 Y+ h. O2 _5 f& g5 |( Bdisgrasful and it should go away.8 c0 x. p3 r7 e& e/ C3 d2 }

3 [( |- E) u! ^( O7 \* ABy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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) ?. W5 O' Z8 [6 }During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 A$ G/ T8 L# g1 j3 E
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 R9 ^' n. p4 i; Y5 O# @" dunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& G( c# c$ k# T2 x# f2 HUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 Z2 f: u9 N: f7 U
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* G( \4 k, |" C$ S
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
# b" e6 \" X+ U9 ^0 D& Vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

3 n/ V! ]5 m6 \/ hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:9 L6 m( i2 e3 r; ~: _' t
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 ]7 i, P, A: U
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)6 R5 o4 P7 D6 K6 h0 q) k
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:  Z% h, J3 s$ y0 t+ e: f0 d' b
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: ?$ ^2 |  s5 V3 H$ h& {好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:2 T% Z6 ]) j5 v& L0 C4 o. @
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:9 ?" P4 a, E$ x) m
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 r7 K: Y' O& j2 o: a( M8 n, }

  k6 w8 B( x4 D焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:) b9 C. H6 W! w. B
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- k# f0 r! z1 k( K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ n% ~$ U# F# Y1 _: J* ~: F
路过,让你们看看我的波

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