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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will# Y; X. B2 m/ |7 S4 `0 C' g- N% N
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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( d3 D' D, \* V& w1 F0 Q" qAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English+ }7 E! b5 _+ F7 T" v4 g! K
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
1 q% X/ K9 L7 W) ?" X& {8 o  M$ w: f0 Mplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".( u, `  f' J" m" E2 i" }6 `
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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( V5 P4 X& c( g* ~The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: C* K: l6 @9 u' j! O. V% ~- M
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ P5 O0 g  S# {* v/ D
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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8 B6 S1 z' ^: D9 M) _' S- I9 W4 hIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
/ m7 o; C& q, m6 n2 Z, H2 F. @7 O' P& Treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.' J7 c  d7 [; g8 H( Q

+ E3 T0 X: @* U. c% u% v# QGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is8 m7 e$ l/ e! M! b1 @
disgrasful and it should go away.
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3 u* o9 u( e7 N' dBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 l# l5 j/ `: I
"z" and "w" with "v".
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) ^+ c( \, d* A" YDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
$ s, w; }! j+ g, \* ]after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.6 A- E" @0 z$ i* _0 C

% |$ D6 v# W0 }$ }. e' oZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
$ |" Z: ^: H% G7 ?9 W% P5 runderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' h1 f! z% j0 u' A* ~' UUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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. \; A9 Y# a8 Q7 MIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% H6 W! y+ U. z
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  B3 D: F9 x+ o0 j  G$ Y5 R
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 G( ^/ P+ M( Z, J
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ }0 t  [$ _* v/ o6 v
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- w- g" Z: z- |1 L. ?好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: M8 j! P* A1 m0 ?: p) S# L5 ?
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: z4 d0 k, n, A. Y+ S
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 w- M' Z2 L' R( t6 `
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 M# O; a" k: O8 M+ C
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 m; j' ^$ |6 p! e; p
路过,让你们看看我的波

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