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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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3 k4 q" E( b( {As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# H+ u$ J7 p( y n
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
% `9 Y5 T) E: a1 v# [' ^3 qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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; K/ D. V4 U7 R" |0 dIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
. D5 D! i _6 A [- l0 B/ K! Gthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up J: {6 m, J1 @9 I, L( l; L
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ T, J" Y& z" w3 D. p) v- s# k
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$ V0 L8 E& q; ^8 |There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the2 y" S# C; s, J! V" g$ t% d& X3 f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; Z, K" y& U8 ]$ b. H- L5 W7 V
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to1 d, E. L/ V/ F% ~
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ c, a, M( ?) P3 e
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 B5 v& V/ h. p+ C" t: _- m
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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# Q. J% ]# Q+ bAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) n3 a% p6 i5 k$ _2 w0 f
disgrasful and it should go away.& c i5 B8 D2 M" ]; ^
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) r1 g4 y* j5 D8 p6 R
"z" and "w" with "v".0 b2 u; [/ `5 W M8 w% z
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* w2 U' E9 B( b y2 u2 g2 v/ @after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. p/ d6 b; Z2 W+ b; D5 t
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
0 w# A8 d* C& y$ g1 \1 Ounderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
" z3 D" z% y) _8 g" sUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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