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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 d! H' B# E( i% O2 _5 {
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was2 Z0 w+ r$ T+ e4 J
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 s$ f5 l$ |- ~# `7 I
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in7 ~7 F* S! u4 g0 \4 G# k5 s
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 z' u% @9 `' X

1 ^. [% e& [! L- K1 O( HIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
+ o9 m2 ~2 W0 x* Xthe sivil servants jump with joy.5 A- I, u8 [8 Z% [

+ t0 N+ u: a  I2 GThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
: b! a' Z0 V6 n3 Ekonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 p- W0 F3 l5 E2 R* l
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( v2 X% s( r3 ^. s
fotograf 20% shorter.7 L: g& d- b+ W0 P2 I5 j
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
. s; O# k) S  {. |' ]4 f: Q3 Lreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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0 X0 ], a9 \: B7 m+ q' f8 BGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
0 x2 N& q5 d+ _  C% |2 iben a deterent to akurate speling." v" V5 j* `* n" m: B  J+ d
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is# y4 S5 D+ x- |2 B* ?$ h
disgrasful and it should go away.- B/ b6 m# K! \* l; [  y. d
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with" g  W, u: N; r( p  O$ m0 K4 I, D
"z" and "w" with "v".3 R+ }% }. A1 n; f- B" [

6 \9 Q  y8 c  M- Q0 WDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 ]# K1 M: \. E! q" t) Q2 N1 D
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( V. [8 S& S0 h0 L& ?; Zunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
# @. F! S0 i/ V; I2 `Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze  ~# ?# C+ N: e
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$ y. @- T4 y4 x* s5 e) fIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) g5 h2 k+ }7 J+ @还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
& B5 G# y' ^+ Z( y1 z: jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( X4 ]2 i+ x8 w4 v7 Q4 X
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  |: N. Q7 q9 `9 \8 Z" Y3 K% odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* \+ S+ I* e, d1 x% l9 t5 C

( ^4 \4 O. Z: ~. y6 g) M. H[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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; {) \; e6 \7 Q9 U4 m9 b               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ {$ k& t+ j# ]$ ]7 ~, s5 }, p2 a1 t: B: e

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
" T6 L; e9 a6 Y' t& U. F" U0 b这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 F" D* j/ F: g. Q4 x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: ^4 v, O- E+ C9 k6 l1 z" S3 x9 |
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
+ J& [- ^5 i7 N8 L: k8 _% I你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* z7 n2 n) m2 B: n
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!' L* a/ w/ `0 I* m2 j8 {

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. N: L$ l+ w* M# t0 G; y1 @4 u
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 @7 Q. G  b2 d. V5 Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
! A$ i/ K% e( D( A) {路过,让你们看看我的波

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