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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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9 g% T" ^, c4 HAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* J+ Q! p$ h( F" h
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in! ~% U0 C# u8 K$ G1 t! b; B3 R3 c
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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7 R6 s8 @8 {, c$ M' X: \1 MIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: W) c2 B' O0 U& K1 {
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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* K' B( ?  l; B3 X2 dThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 a8 h5 X& c4 a+ k, `, g; j
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to" Z: B- w0 ~" s7 V! b
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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  B3 M6 Q; ^9 s9 SBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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# M3 T2 u3 m- }During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 s" z, M" e. j+ K' g! b) x
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl." o" }7 o8 L4 d: e$ T1 V5 h
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu6 ^+ h* m/ x+ t  p$ q" k
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.9 m2 H. \/ L! t7 O6 n/ c
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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* }0 Z( o1 z, vIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
# \) L3 J" a2 r9 `5 ~* Q( e还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; `# `4 n7 E- g
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ b6 f, k, O7 T  p+ |
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); v2 z8 G* W- H9 }( a
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. F/ a/ R9 V% n/ K: e: Z' p; j这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 R4 j9 e3 f! q* z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 k# G9 k3 _% Y# ]9 E+ d4 `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:/ ?( E9 [4 A: ?
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 \# A7 P( T; H8 b0 g
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!+ ]  _2 ?6 K: }* S) R' B
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:" C5 i/ Y: ^: a4 k: q0 M
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# u# q9 I+ E% ?0 e, w$ A
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 L/ Z* u) H! R4 V8 C, k路过,让你们看看我的波
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