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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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# i' [% |6 n6 J- G' J+ g5 J* S$ ZAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 E2 q* L. J" j9 x, o2 R/ B
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in/ W9 P  b' C7 A; a0 b
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".$ E& m' K8 b# t2 S, o: k2 ~* W5 U

1 n7 H" G& n% s; ?1 K: I% HIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make- y, H: b7 t6 n5 A5 Q3 o
the sivil servants jump with joy.9 ~8 e: X( A! k% n7 r$ |2 ^  b7 l

1 r1 ^. r, o$ S; Y, w( x8 FThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
1 j2 a6 U3 @3 Z1 B# ]konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
) w7 x5 C7 R; z( j" Itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# j: D7 W3 {; L1 |/ z+ p
fotograf 20% shorter.
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; t& ?8 [2 h4 [) `1 T% uIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 @1 t7 @- Z* ~# G4 Freach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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1 ^4 R8 L. o7 p; _Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- M5 c2 B( P% k+ P+ j
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is/ @5 h4 C8 X! S/ v# l# i' S. W
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. |. }8 e. q+ ^after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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4 s0 X4 E4 J; V: M% L4 Y$ Q& ?( AZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 R9 Z) Z8 |" z& R9 aunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.# V+ e- [" P7 Q0 f' J& Q
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze/ s! t$ d: g) o+ |* B9 p0 g# I
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
  z' H7 ^, d6 c1 O7 i3 z: K还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 \9 D9 h" d) R

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  E7 ~) |5 e! |( I  Q7 n: M
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( O+ L( P- }( ]! t) M/ H3 x

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
, o& w0 g, P, [/ G* I& \' _这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 G( d3 G  C9 r  I2 n3 r, U6 o5 G
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 v8 p6 ?; j$ s# y' p. V6 W
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 m& _- f* f" G! F6 x, v4 E

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:& i3 l9 J2 h+ j$ |
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. i  Z3 U% r# v' `5 h% P
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 r, [- ]4 w/ u: U* q路过,让你们看看我的波
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