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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will  h! `- c( S9 r/ V
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was- u" o+ `2 g* u( g( }1 x" g( t" O
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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  h) Z: q4 b* v5 _+ C$ I& aplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".8 h. L: Q5 \5 c$ r; g

$ P: ?1 \; C! IIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make/ R5 ~) M* {/ Z; i  i+ c) v
the sivil servants jump with joy.0 Y3 z. T( a+ {1 D* m( x

+ i6 Y2 q, o* \3 GThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 @( a' R; U( |7 v
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the2 T  r- {8 g3 N- i
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- q4 K# t9 d1 Z
fotograf 20% shorter.9 d; K% M/ {3 L  v

- G; n$ q/ v- v9 fIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
- S2 P, W% v. b  Dreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.. W9 [! R' [- G' r3 i( W0 g
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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: b. Q7 e  p' S9 T* ZAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is- _/ H/ r& @7 z8 x
disgrasful and it should go away.) r  I- f% k' _5 p
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with" ^7 ^6 N6 b8 I. s* P
"z" and "w" with "v".
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6 X+ T# T. M+ u9 wDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 G7 C) V' Y+ {% f2 p+ f3 [; ^  W* E6 w
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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' P3 i9 J. G+ m8 gZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu$ s. ]  ]$ K: F5 b
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
% b2 W1 R* s2 @7 DUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: x! F+ [+ e! d! V- J9 a; y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:$ P1 m7 T) R! \9 R9 w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 Y& f8 Z6 V& x$ j! _+ S; |( G# P
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# I/ b. O! q/ H" V; k5 Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); O9 A$ w0 r8 [/ T
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( P; G  P% J  a7 s* o
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火3 a" S$ Y3 {1 T5 t& T" _
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:( _& [$ c+ }( o$ G# v) K# Y  P7 l( t5 S
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' O  m; |. V' B. a' v4 @你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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" F" ^9 C$ g7 g$ c3 I焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!' M6 ?8 d$ u$ O) o" @% M
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  o% w( T& t- |  H
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 a2 d6 g" K9 V2 ^0 _2 E7 c' o: \好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& {8 J& S! k9 f; g路过,让你们看看我的波

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