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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ X% m3 {) v1 C3 k+ L
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was+ E9 [* X  M1 ?
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# _! z. a+ u( X; B$ J- e0 [
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
; }5 y( Z& G' {0 z9 {0 ~- Pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".0 ^# M) l& s4 n9 c: j
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make% C( s9 x' h, \
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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; x, J' W6 u2 e- F" S2 O. lThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
" i; q' J( e6 `, Xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
+ Y6 j) S5 T7 J3 w/ a4 X' K: O: dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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0 M6 d2 R% T1 s* [8 VIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to/ V4 S/ H9 y0 E* K
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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1 B" P) n# y- k9 q  U, [Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 f: h. ~0 h& Y! z. O
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 U4 o4 \- z* n5 ~" t' u$ A3 ]
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is- s$ j5 ~5 _2 @8 u
disgrasful and it should go away.9 E$ h, H8 ?! c$ e+ e% r

; R: E' V6 m9 YBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* V" z+ B2 T1 o% R% e
"z" and "w" with "v".
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  P  p$ a$ k! _9 z# O/ HDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and! L3 }$ Z, c- {5 S6 P( L5 G
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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7 T& T4 [& n/ TZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% P4 E$ Y$ v4 W
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 J; Y0 R0 N- k- w. d0 CUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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# b& \0 }4 V& I* r2 N4 ^' XIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:2 {5 X% V/ ^" ^  \
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

5 F/ f$ w& _; I) Q+ U. p, Ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ m& x* E1 g6 j

% x5 f) s$ C5 }0 V! u[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( B' g$ [7 b4 w8 B2 ?! W* fdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 F# Z$ s, H& {$ u/ I" t
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 I; A/ W3 {$ m* T3 h! k# |! t  T- h
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: n# u0 @1 i- d: o你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ s4 _4 q/ A: ]: M$ I. T- d

8 V* m. C- b# J焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 K, ?1 I# b$ E
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 `( T7 Y3 ~  t3 C  ?+ W5 p, G
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# S; v/ \8 C2 J5 ]7 W
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) F% `9 p! Z9 E2 G6 `/ Q' j7 j2 G
路过,让你们看看我的波
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