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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will  s" i; }- }% a. U9 W5 F, V
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" M4 s  `4 z2 i. b  ^+ V
the other possibility.
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; z; X: `0 q5 ~4 B# Q! TAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
7 z) |3 p# |. ^; K, i1 E9 gspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* b9 n! [! g6 D: B: E0 `plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".' h( m8 l# S' q( ]

8 {) h$ J' K" Z9 n/ J" Q' Q/ |In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make/ w: P. g/ Q8 v
the sivil servants jump with joy.% P/ T( O( M' ~. p' d- p4 r
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 G: l( o7 O. @, S3 g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.- S* S+ _2 N' b/ ^3 M
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the( W7 k9 Z) o! L! @. ^4 E
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like4 C  X4 j. }0 g* B! l9 r
fotograf 20% shorter.
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3 k& a* |  Z& \0 Q# w) O; v, JIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 E" |8 P. W% Xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 Z7 K7 A* n1 x: z

( b+ a: b6 c6 f6 l( ^: Q5 ~Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always8 h1 M0 Y! r2 u$ i; j* `% ]' d6 u
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 q$ q3 O* ?- ?, N
disgrasful and it should go away.; N7 l4 k. ~8 ~( P  V# J

2 _9 A6 I# a0 o; c8 E. e2 YBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with2 }* i! r- |1 W! E
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and' n+ R9 O8 ^: t( @
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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* q4 j; w- |" g4 ~Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu1 z3 w# I* i$ y" |2 D% h2 p
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
" y- R& Z8 z# w( M5 Q  r3 t7 ]Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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% `" Y+ O# G& y7 _" O( y' RIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& [7 ]4 _$ t: V4 k5 k) j4 b还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:& p2 A2 [  @; g# E. S
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ r/ O6 W# T' f. t9 f: n' qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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  W1 `4 T1 M% l/ X[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); h% O9 v+ E, I* Z7 e, m. x! b
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:; {' \& e0 L; F0 G
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% b) I6 H! n  q8 C$ e) [3 {5 b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:9 U0 m2 H% T) x4 G/ P/ U7 m0 S! x
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:; ~4 P# G; Q  r
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!2 q) Q. g- ~. F1 o* b

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! }  u$ y/ f5 D- a& ^
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 n4 P+ v' B' G0 c! m# L% Q* E
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- |) Y  R" F4 G路过,让你们看看我的波
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