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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
" G: d. h. f, P/ B1 r6 m. Abe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
9 r; n  T- A7 C) Y* P1 Uthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
5 O. I& L8 O2 x) V- T6 O  t# Jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, u) z6 `" Y' N* f6 I$ [
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make% t7 Z- M* J, f& v1 Z6 g! |
the sivil servants jump with joy.( ]* o7 n- U) n. d

) r% m. C' W! B( _# H' w5 F6 P7 mThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ ]/ B2 B3 o+ s
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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  [7 I( L# z  l; G0 sThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the7 v$ W: J1 g6 x4 I! [1 |" w
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like* l; g% c2 m1 W7 f, @5 J
fotograf 20% shorter.
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: s$ z0 }6 T2 Q- h- Q5 JIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' X1 ]9 \  X. s" v
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.; a- q6 {/ y$ I- e$ K- a
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" _. O6 c  a: Q; P0 _
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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: B6 ?. U/ `3 y& ^Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
5 N* h2 v' f3 I" @% j& G( @9 P. rdisgrasful and it should go away.& k4 B. Y6 B  e
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with4 m" Z! C- A  a) M. B2 p4 \; ]
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
5 c3 j' r" n! ]- Qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.2 C) |9 v4 v8 R3 f7 ]4 e+ Q0 t* v. x
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
6 |3 h# W; ]9 I5 Runderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
3 k/ M: ?/ @1 l. b. UUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( u! ]% b% j+ N) O5 I6 p. L
forst plas.
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" w( Q! F$ Q& _& U. {# _+ V5 U. F; tIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 W8 A8 I' X8 i( K
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. c" [$ ?! D$ X5 E" wsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

) Z2 i) G* Z6 k7 [- Rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 e( ~5 A- \/ t* F  `5 N2 R
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% E6 g/ L  w: b7 e# d3 X! J$ Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 n- R9 {7 c1 C6 K6 q" e1 K

5 k# ~! w! n) b0 J. F- m/ T[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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' b+ r% m$ r$ Z$ Y  B' T* {2 R               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- k1 y  F+ E3 }7 D) S$ S+ `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ x% W5 ~* h, ]- Q6 g4 m: g% z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. Q9 [, ~, [; {6 n/ t$ P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:8 i  `, e: r* U% O
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 N4 `: t9 ~6 D* u1 P1 X) L: U2 v你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( ^0 N% G7 y4 f+ c% b& \

4 }) G2 ~) Z, ^" K4 X焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
  ~/ |$ |% o5 g  v4 M惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 `, L( f6 d+ E4 _! F" x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:6 T" s+ `& b: r1 E
路过,让你们看看我的波

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