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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' q/ ^' ]9 L& k$ z% B' d
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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0 R# G9 c) ^7 h0 q+ O4 i$ l# xAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 o1 i+ j' S) @  M
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in  u( R# Y, t1 J8 Q6 D$ o* @& C8 r/ H
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make5 E% T+ o& s; a( K& C' d3 U
the sivil servants jump with joy., D/ m0 L7 \3 c  [

: ?4 T) W; q& R' D+ ?' nThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
# w. [8 G$ B2 t( @  zkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
! {) v& h4 ]$ [+ M% o- e, Y- Dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' T7 q* _9 p4 [( I; y6 Areach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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+ M$ i( z6 ^9 PGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always8 j+ M4 C2 z! B2 E* B; A
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 \6 O" L! P0 x4 o  k

) d' N% i* M+ f$ q1 m' ZAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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+ |$ B& m7 _4 Y: F( v9 l: B+ i7 t+ FBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and, _/ O" {6 E( R; m& E+ ~0 {
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.4 ~) `, w' e5 H, _2 ~
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 N7 ]4 L5 a7 r; f0 wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
# W# V" c, _0 }) |; k/ Y# DUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# T6 F! e8 _! O- q- k
forst plas.
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( y7 |% A" q0 l+ q$ v: OIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
6 b) D8 P, |$ u还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! |0 T. g; T/ f- S' ~/ A6 Jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

" T2 ^" N' D" v& L3 o1 Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:9 |) U; Z7 M3 e0 x! Y6 q
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. N9 G, h' f8 `  i: A9 F! h/ I/ Z
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;), H* S1 Y" P7 D0 `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
" [) h# r0 P; X7 z; ^这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 f$ h0 y+ F# b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. O9 E: W/ E3 s* L' x
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:; o; Y1 ]1 L; f) Z9 n) m
你想到什么了?? ;)
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:# W) Y4 ~' y5 ?+ @* A% ]  h
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ N+ |; Y3 ?# \- }/ x
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:( l) o4 c, [' A& o4 L7 B  [
路过,让你们看看我的波

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