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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will+ X5 h( t* {- m; _4 D: C9 s0 ~
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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8 V$ w& u! }( f" hIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( ]2 e  n7 Y  F# w
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up" y7 L8 @2 p) P1 e
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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! x) t4 Q4 @8 f1 q( f# b# N4 KThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
- A( e) {4 `% e  e8 Mtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# z) l/ R8 |* {
fotograf 20% shorter.. z) o0 ~; ]1 O4 I1 W
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  N% q$ [& V- U/ m
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.' W; y: L0 P1 `# \  }

" j1 I0 Q/ n6 FGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always% W9 ]6 U' I9 t. ~! H# P
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: _. u7 Q  s4 R
"z" and "w" with "v"., x2 h. Q6 }" a. e, ^

. v, }% x' Q% z/ E0 vDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
5 b, S' z  m. Z% ~* W. V9 q. Jafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl." k) C+ U9 v2 n) O, Z2 D7 M2 a

+ w2 W' o- T, I" ^0 h1 ^0 Y0 `Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: Y" e6 k$ L' k8 h2 b( d
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.& f7 h4 A4 U; a: [5 e0 L$ U, S
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze8 q, b: S" q6 Q
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) `$ J& c9 f  o: Z6 W+ c+ g
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 H/ v4 u6 k8 e4 c; i" ^
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! l4 P* b, G- q# m, f
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:1 h, _  x$ q; I( L" t
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:' w' S' f$ E  Z8 i
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 k7 L6 y- L" s6 U4 B你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ y" N# q" w' n& _
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!* A  z" t1 c/ b3 m

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:& ?, R0 W8 N' d+ \( U; P
路过,让你们看看我的波
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