欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
: P1 ~9 J5 j8 |1 V5 Dspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
% I. O/ N+ W' [: }# w, o1 Xplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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) z* o0 r; j  dThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
5 @! G# W3 T. `( @, [1 F  H0 c- K; Qkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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6 h/ ?7 `) Z  L4 s2 d! Z7 BThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, d) o* L, j2 C8 {: h4 itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
7 L9 {  i, L0 T+ \" ^ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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- t2 E, `0 p1 `' O: nBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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8 F- P9 E7 ?$ fDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

; x- z1 F1 m: x2 A2 U. {6 J4 mZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 s) _8 r3 K8 h- YUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

! }7 i$ Y7 H( R, c. E7 RIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ a: {8 f6 `6 p; vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ P; t1 Z) p: x! q. o你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 |% E3 ]$ ~- a, Z4 i( s路过，让你们看看我的波

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