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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will" U7 Z. \7 B* C  |( p. z
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was* y) |- l  c) }: k$ X
the other possibility.. e9 P7 ]5 A; w0 c( n' Y

& b8 }  {% c) l; a/ hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
2 L. B7 J; F7 ~# h! p* {# ospelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 N2 H; B( i# z, `plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 {  F# b# D2 s) Q# d* z

$ z5 m+ R& y/ k  Z' d6 Y0 q  V6 GIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
3 |; \" F9 ]' F9 Y3 Z' |' W! Nthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
% Z' Y3 v( N& ^3 ykonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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7 C5 [" b8 E, m* E& ~; T3 e# n# {There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ ~* w: Y8 ^( F* j+ F( r2 [: x
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( x3 m" G3 G5 f9 O4 o
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
  d# C" M. L! Treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! {6 C6 n0 c% e) `4 b) F
ben a deterent to akurate speling.9 f$ @3 o5 Y; }% t7 D

8 C8 w1 E. x+ H- m4 VAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is* h; h5 C( s/ Y6 o
disgrasful and it should go away.
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8 V3 O$ `, |" W4 G! X& pBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( W/ e/ `- D. P8 C! A
"z" and "w" with "v".8 V! |$ [% Q* r% d1 ]/ U1 K( |
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ \! p. X. P' j% E7 |* h$ S
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.2 M: f, d$ \+ X; A! s2 R0 s" N. N

# \/ h5 a5 @9 M% J( xZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu- ?) Z7 O0 x4 _. u
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 B, B$ |  j$ d# ^* t) \, L
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, i: L2 _- Z2 _, s* ~/ I还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:7 q- R" p+ }2 Z7 q3 B2 u) |
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ S0 e) s# Y, y# E( b* f6 Y$ }: }don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' A; m" e$ K7 `- I# C! k  C5 g& P

" V; Y, f/ d7 z1 M( U[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* e/ J/ _4 c  L8 Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." b' j- k6 |' _  f3 i" C
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:  @7 w% W4 v- C9 a/ H9 H; r/ i
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' L9 H" ^( B; W: t: f. R好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 n: `- @) N0 _' z6 [/ R  g' W
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
6 L( i4 k+ B" g你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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4 D+ E0 `- n! O焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: g: L/ y$ V+ {

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! `/ J# d- J# r5 O2 p+ o6 Q1 H. H惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; d5 e5 T2 M: M好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:1 l* e- Y  e8 V+ K6 t) g( M
路过,让你们看看我的波

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