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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will, \$ c* N+ Z. P, y" O& Q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was0 j1 Y% e+ @8 Y7 f* Y, B0 X0 d" @
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
( D' Q# l( ^9 w7 S8 nspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 R5 g  r# b! @, {8 N/ _8 K8 b  X1 ^+ cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".5 M  p$ S6 p7 j) ^% W

7 j" X! W& X2 u, D: {9 c: f3 {In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the1 H5 ^$ w" S: O, A! R
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
$ c" g; T9 y8 |' Z5 Z7 j5 ^: ~reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.! l1 \! h2 a" e& N/ t% T& ~
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always: ]. ?; k. _6 H, M' U* }8 a
ben a deterent to akurate speling.& d. s" [$ g  Y2 F( B

% w" {  k2 c1 ZAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 M, j  b9 ^! D8 w/ n7 Qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
& r: Q' s  {, h0 s) i* tunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
3 m- G; Z  u! @4 W7 a+ q- p1 _Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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  v9 e# o  n/ L7 s  gIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
" ]& A# m, p, j8 j还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  v: T* R8 T6 z* lsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 v% R. ?6 G. f( ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:* M, ^8 K  v5 J; g
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 k# T! N7 p3 |
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)& O4 B4 H2 u: b& p; e- F. i0 j
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' _- v6 X4 ~! @, L( {* k这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# y- a7 P+ p$ e/ S9 A; v* g0 e" j0 Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; J. f& i2 d3 s0 c0 i你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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! E# d" y+ `8 F# B# c9 O3 f( ?' g焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
$ B5 L6 O& p) l. \惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ B$ _4 [5 M3 t" m% x# ~好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 u  y! L7 o' @- P3 y路过,让你们看看我的波

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