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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. x8 U! _5 v$ p9 ~2 K: T
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was: |& ~/ D% F1 N! c+ v/ u
the other possibility.
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: C( f0 a$ e* M6 X# zAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 A" |$ v1 M' _, \' ~& F* u
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
- E8 c4 W4 \+ o" v5 dplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make# A' i) J0 n6 Y2 T
the sivil servants jump with joy.& m( x8 f( V3 o, B1 ^9 j$ ~

* J. W3 S$ Y3 W" O) e  ^The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up+ j$ l+ b5 `8 z7 B
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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* t' j/ ~' x% e$ FThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: ^9 F' _' o+ H( w* R
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  f. b& u/ J5 D+ t" p7 z
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
, h' p8 |' j8 Z9 `reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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, i# y' T4 [) h4 |* Z5 Y1 PBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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* Y5 E0 w2 k# Q. PDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 ~7 H' j' I( ~" l
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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  h5 ~* O) E5 |* }( F, q' p  r) ]Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( `' x" a& N! ~) ^( R5 Vunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' z- b- p4 P* n2 X9 IUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:! m( n+ J( b7 u' c+ E/ W+ I  J
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ q1 F6 u- a1 x  e/ N
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ J8 k1 N' P2 p7 ]5 adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 X% ~1 f6 j% M

/ T- Q1 @9 e1 D/ Z, F3 v. S% U[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 R3 o  B) q8 p4 pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ m" P( `- c# u7 f
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
6 c, l% E+ M6 H/ R2 a) |. D3 H0 R这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 D1 o' _9 ^  @好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& k; a1 s0 i& i0 I" {
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. w  h6 G, X$ H2 {. f8 d
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!6 D6 f8 ]/ L' l* n) E

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:0 V2 e, i1 M/ ]+ j0 H+ l  J
路过,让你们看看我的波
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