欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
( q, x3 w  n  V. qbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
$ V2 g1 U! ]! O6 o* `. ispelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' Y' M  X! m) Q% [. O% k/ h) L2 }plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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2 u. ?) ?8 L( O5 \4 e1 MIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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1 e' U( K" k- W4 T# TThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

5 l3 R2 D  Y' a  \# VGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: _- F0 {; @( P' D! N, B6 pben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

  ?. |- G. f3 V( v7 z5 sDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
9 {+ k7 l& R2 I" _% X还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
0 n7 E6 q* m1 R7 Jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ x: h8 m8 ^! ~+ {* rdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

  ^, N6 |$ I9 |8 Y2 S/ t$ F[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. @- G9 [7 @# {6 _* e: o这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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