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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
# i5 ?: \, w( _be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was- j$ }% F3 X: h, P5 g: Z
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( s& e; e+ Z$ k/ o1 K$ i9 e3 iAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English* _4 n) i, z; o; `
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ Q8 g' w9 y- m* K' q
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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* c( I6 L; M; e9 l) e3 ]In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: |, a8 F: V) D$ c
the sivil servants jump with joy.& r# {  W* d; u8 F6 t$ A4 t; e

# Q/ ^  k8 d5 w& O& J. IThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: r4 T: C& O5 Q; R& Q
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.7 G, [/ L+ _' i7 \/ W) X
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9 D1 c; Q9 L5 _& M% ]$ r( p: iThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
( g/ N* `: q8 f  i& a1 ]troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like' b8 S( d% \6 U7 h! }: K  a& g
fotograf 20% shorter.
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- d9 I' z& @, @8 ]# s% M3 mIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to6 I) C. H: ?9 Y' `- b5 U+ F
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: ]$ T% m$ u8 q9 W. b) \4 _4 W

! F# y2 N0 q; u6 h1 ^# C3 a% n5 JGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always: g( M/ ^+ {  w1 @9 }7 j. {
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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( A' N- W6 f3 o) j7 FAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is( ?# g8 W1 v2 K# z. R
disgrasful and it should go away.% ?) [& F  s2 U( Z9 `$ w% ~$ g* C

% F& c5 m2 V& }. I! SBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 w! N" H9 Q2 O8 k' x# S1 L
"z" and "w" with "v".; C, O4 K: s: Z+ }: p$ B

3 b+ }3 R4 x7 m, u! l, N0 xDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
' Z5 [3 Q" e; ?/ H' t6 E) J' Iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl./ F& j: b+ A' A$ J+ l' @! y3 }. e
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
; e2 ^1 s; F: {2 a6 i5 S. Dunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.+ b+ K* C9 E3 l9 C
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ I) h* T6 e8 O' Z. d0 k还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* B! N( p) C$ J$ @5 T# D  ?3 B
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

: J% R' s. ?9 G0 Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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3 v; b- F3 D" w[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" I& j! V- M$ P9 b; l0 n1 Wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 J# U* G* h9 z& n( A9 h; k8 k
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ X# ^0 W. q  }" Z! P

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( J2 s5 w! q: _, I5 l6 {  h
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 `# z- M. Q- P" J. t$ p3 Q% G
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" [2 e# I6 H+ e9 ]* b0 @你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:2 ]$ t( u3 N( L3 X1 i
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: O2 ?/ w- y! g+ d
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 O1 e4 b, k  D4 z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
) |3 Q9 L4 Y" E1 E路过,让你们看看我的波

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