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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 `8 }5 \; z) M- K
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
( @8 H1 e3 P+ [4 \; `+ B3 ~+ Ithe other possibility.
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3 r( q: B5 R, ?6 d9 s  f5 kAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
* @: S- k7 `: t( D4 h# jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( o/ t5 O& l& E" K; e- o+ m
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% u" \8 w* `! W" G4 x9 Z9 c

: E+ l$ G( J" p1 M9 \, yIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 V$ v1 }5 N, h( |2 H! G( }+ o
the sivil servants jump with joy.5 |3 @8 y% ]* |# z9 r( h

3 j+ D& j2 T8 ?5 Y: s/ ?, b) XThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 V, J( V4 `4 l' k) A: e, u" K$ l
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
! l9 t) {5 t! A: \6 Y7 E5 l9 I8 }troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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8 Z' T3 V6 @. R# T; r- PIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ @1 ?- u4 K* }
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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+ o  a0 N# ]' s9 c0 uGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  S; S$ [: T) V! e$ ~6 S) m5 E$ N
ben a deterent to akurate speling.7 m7 A- }5 Y( f1 ~7 i9 z

$ u( r/ B! t% H8 I4 q* [, a, u; ^2 WAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
/ f3 j3 R, a) A& Mdisgrasful and it should go away.
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- N4 E8 t- p  R/ P' KBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and) w7 M2 z4 G2 Z4 T2 P
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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3 y2 k2 x! b+ O; @Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. M) m9 F& M9 ^7 }- Cunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
! R( @- h% ~. J, mUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze9 o  Y$ O7 x- f# b
forst plas.
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1 [+ L# T5 u* M. dIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ C+ M& c- S/ ?1 D
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:: r' p) X5 s2 t! }  r0 ]
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
: M+ F. u1 u9 _1 W8 S- Wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 b' i) _5 |" x2 G' Q
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)* k! O. n4 T- U- l  q" s
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# j. U, \: o% @) v4 b8 q9 ^
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 a. w6 ]2 P9 a" b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# _4 [6 ]) B! D* _# N* F  R你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!9 r! o1 r4 X& e
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
2 `. y! l" E) L; d2 ^9 ~, p惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  E! a$ n- C4 z  D6 g0 W/ S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:1 b7 q. m; o: n6 Q0 _  w, I
路过,让你们看看我的波

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