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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
3 ?- `* u! b, R5 r, g% C& n4 d- hbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
7 Y( @4 N6 l8 k) m) sthe other possibility.  `2 ?6 F# ?1 t9 [6 M

/ O1 ~2 |# A' T1 k' q1 v1 s9 HAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
2 w& A$ A. R) {2 C2 kspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in. A2 H$ A1 J7 p) W- }
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".; O5 R; z' W3 M' I4 L# ^( u
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make( p, W/ s) s  R: X) K1 y+ w
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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  s5 j( h* X+ ]1 s. F% f' DThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up; |8 Q/ w# W7 V& G2 @
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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; C9 x3 f, Y8 SThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
# ~& x, J% j: x* z; \$ u( dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
1 \$ @1 S7 G( Qfotograf 20% shorter.7 v2 x; W5 V- O6 \2 k  ]2 Z

8 ~" E! Q8 @6 Z; UIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
- T3 @: J" L$ U% R- xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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' O4 S& \8 V/ o+ K4 eGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 z, b% Z  N# `" O4 h
ben a deterent to akurate speling.8 b$ T2 D: D7 [/ w' @

( k' D, ]! ^: E+ V$ {6 Z. Q( ?0 YAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
! m% C7 f) e4 Pdisgrasful and it should go away.# I5 L1 N/ V% V: M& |# d( L  G" c
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 Y$ {! S1 x5 C; x( x: H$ I7 w
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 n2 L6 @% _8 {

2 i9 j4 x( ^/ Y9 BZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
4 s" Z9 g! C8 Y; E) \% s- B# j2 C, tunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." B4 a( C* c% x/ b) ]
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze0 B6 w+ h: F  t1 H3 d' {$ N
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) R# Q. g% f# C' |# q" |  U还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; H$ v- \/ O" H" i, Psuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

9 G7 ^6 k! A" g4 C5 e( t' ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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! I! j+ y4 k; g4 e! ]+ u[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ M" t' Q  U( p& Z% e1 U1 v
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 t0 t1 j! p. T8 \" v
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* O1 r6 o* o0 k& o$ x) A( o5 w
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 W+ t" d* M: T  w8 D
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:# h1 b  p3 E7 H$ X4 H2 w0 N
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
9 ~3 \! R7 r+ T# Z' G你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:) b3 F: X2 E6 l1 W
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! e5 m8 I* |- h惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) Z. o+ ?, N' H+ v* L1 i好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:2 a6 U4 i9 B& P9 z. m, g
路过,让你们看看我的波
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