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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
  |: z& `) R# i$ j5 s5 pbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
3 _- B6 C) N7 b" k$ @7 b/ Pspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
6 P& \) ?9 W# X  h2 d! A! x% splan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".# s) ^4 z- n) m0 g

3 H+ L" |% G* r7 q7 sIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 _; Z6 x; Q  p" W5 I
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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. Z/ r& m- S# g! b, |The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% N7 {8 [+ _( L  h
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& p& A. A* r8 ~
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible./ W: B! j2 @4 l4 |- n6 U$ W

( n/ U* X% u. \8 W8 \- h6 {4 gGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
, ~! b. y, L; U9 k5 ?% d; oben a deterent to akurate speling.
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, t& {1 D0 a% l# hAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 J" d7 O  ^+ e
disgrasful and it should go away.
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! h+ [) q  Y) J- WBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 w( E: O+ T6 ~- ~
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 f6 f/ B" R. g
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.& l. o: c( e1 ?: `

, q8 A5 c+ c/ Z% YZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
6 C+ E9 `$ M" {5 N/ {' t& Q( munderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
4 d+ `  \1 ^" Q2 Q3 \( I% ~- gUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze, E# f, c: h0 n" [+ ^9 k
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
& J, E' T; x& ?1 R4 w还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
: j  y* P$ b2 N- J2 u* qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- S# a) t# P, B
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 W6 d3 _4 a/ T4 cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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4 x$ E9 n! C4 @# \[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. p2 p, I0 J( w5 N4 @$ R这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* }2 w8 S% @% [5 T8 X
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:9 W/ g! a, \/ {' S; [8 V
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, `8 X5 W# d. F: F, e" Y7 z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:) O2 r% v1 Q1 K% N

6 o! H7 e& Y0 t% P3 B5 c5 I焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!- n% ]# B  H5 H$ j0 U
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ ?" k- ]: \$ F( H7 x' {, B
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ t* r6 S! Q0 s* @/ J& ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:! p! g7 e9 ]) T* C) E
路过,让你们看看我的波
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