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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 W' t* S9 N$ J: l! ~$ N2 Q; i9 w. U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
4 }$ r0 R# x- @# Z0 |plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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; ?. M2 C2 B) B& e# YIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make5 B  R! E1 m0 H$ f4 l
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 `8 G: `3 W0 f
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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( l4 f- ]# {( Q; \5 A3 I( P: pThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ q# l; R( T# O: P5 O) e! c/ g' D% g
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like! a& w5 K4 ]" ?5 ]2 z5 ~
fotograf 20% shorter.' {" l2 U0 B/ m/ ]4 O7 S" C

* n3 _& q1 `  P6 T2 v- PIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- D. p) `: F) ?/ C' ^0 h, j1 m
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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+ N! l/ N& u! N+ ?7 a1 t$ Y. ]+ }Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- E& q) w) A7 |, B1 u& x( ^
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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- ^- E1 P$ [  JDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and! b- T1 @3 [0 O* U$ z- \& ]2 n5 [' J
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu& }6 Z* y5 [8 Q# N/ o8 e* Q
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru." L) l% U2 X, W9 Y: O; Y3 {
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze3 R7 A+ V' p- K- A, Y
forst plas.
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1 Y2 T, W8 Y+ `If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% x* I  b0 x. ?1 i
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* X+ P) u% t) L
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ _1 g- H  j! Y+ V/ _0 [' v7 ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 X2 q% R0 d$ q  Y" p* ]" E5 @* q2 b8 Jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  P# K% {8 L! O8 Y+ Y

* R1 P# i+ a9 w[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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9 ^2 O" `) u, F7 x$ I               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)8 x6 A: S8 `4 [8 f

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; m( z) f* e3 H" ?: l9 t这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( c0 n3 W' V5 e" y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% v# @# {* Y" i9 `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( r; {1 i3 i5 z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
5 e/ {' G% w7 m/ P* y惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" K/ Y5 g2 }2 E+ s: x+ R, O" s
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 G/ r' }% j& {, Z  A/ l路过,让你们看看我的波

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