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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English& d0 a, P6 q3 d9 ~3 i5 O
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ r5 t3 m/ V9 B3 M- {
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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- a9 T( X" T! v' a, ]In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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+ p' o: r2 i! h; N: x# y3 eThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: i$ L0 u* B$ t; i4 U; S
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
& z$ ^9 {4 J  g  H; O9 Q/ Wtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* U- P( g' m! s) d7 P8 Q# D
ben a deterent to akurate speling.5 @) l+ a" h; `8 \% }5 Z$ W! V6 ?, p
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is; {# b) S, R" |. Y
disgrasful and it should go away.1 |& _7 ]: K' p/ ^+ g

1 `7 i- M  Y( x0 aBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 ?: P. t. h' I- C6 N& ]
"z" and "w" with "v".& d8 W; k% z- i. n% A0 c

, ~! C7 G' H' Y7 _During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& k/ s& G- |8 ^( b" Y4 @7 ?  Z
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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5 t/ S. I# d7 B, d! }* cZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu' X9 _& r8 K3 m! ?& Z8 M+ v
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; M" Y2 d- t, ]* B. y+ v2 QUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze& v+ A4 ]6 t. {7 ~" k4 K  |2 J% b
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6 s' w- `, b7 i- H$ u% IIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) J, d/ g8 G9 J1 p/ \$ B/ u还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 e7 P3 J/ I! n4 o6 X3 ~9 ?. ~+ P
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" l+ G: B7 }; c) K0 tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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; {# _7 m6 j; `) r! O0 E[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: P1 V; O$ m# M: K+ c; s这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  p1 K; G8 k2 W$ ]. w! l) ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 S  |6 q; B# m8 {0 V7 w' d你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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- g- |' Y: T0 S1 s( l& p焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% O7 l: t& Y+ \/ Q( l7 E9 |惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; g  N1 ^' n2 o) m! F+ {, l- p2 F好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
" Q. g+ o- L! l  k6 S  G* ~" f0 `7 K路过,让你们看看我的波
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