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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
( W8 e: l7 q. ^3 w9 Abe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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) o. p9 z+ X) \$ ^  X8 M! j3 r" nAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
( F; ^0 m. t+ A0 V1 q9 uspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 w2 J! O) U" U' X: T" V3 I# b
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 ?+ @' _9 _7 x8 R( U
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 J' h: L. E* ]% I2 x2 U
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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% ^- `4 l: O* a4 O" U8 s- |There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' b+ A  ^4 e+ i/ W8 {5 K
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like! Y+ a+ Z0 Q) L6 {& h
fotograf 20% shorter.) y3 t- S: R8 e  D6 e* E3 |7 t
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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+ d: ?$ x& a% HGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 G. i  W, V# [
disgrasful and it should go away.7 X* e2 ~7 Z2 ^7 |* V9 k
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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4 Y, R- F: x4 x% e: ~During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
; N0 m* B- i' H1 m7 Yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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! p7 \! \) D% P. `0 t5 z3 FZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu1 O* ^  q1 I/ Z; J
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 y* U6 n( G2 Z; K7 X9 B
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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* ]# |$ J1 p' X: A" D$ GIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:6 E+ [) R6 Q: Q3 Z) I
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 E1 c+ q' @3 u: w) {  z# G3 |
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:5 C* r5 Z1 {" Z* E2 R
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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: E4 T; X" m0 f[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  s! X  ^1 w( |2 b+ @" j

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:  ~% L3 w0 [" C  J( p
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* B6 h+ ]/ p* k  e
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:" y" x" d8 U6 e2 a
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
, ^" ]( W, y! E" \你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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6 K9 E4 |0 l8 R/ v& F焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; m9 q5 [* b+ s  ^- B, L
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ g- R: {) S+ \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:3 I, |5 N' z6 Y4 [8 l+ M* Q6 M) Q
路过,让你们看看我的波

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