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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will$ j$ I( H0 f& d3 r& H! U4 {1 D& F+ Y
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was$ v, t1 J7 |2 K+ w  K
the other possibility.
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3 p9 I6 x% N& bAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# n# ?9 l8 t1 _1 Q$ w. W& i
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
7 H' _+ x1 M9 a& U' M2 Pplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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5 [6 X: \) l# V5 e3 c% p) p! ?In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
5 M2 D1 P" ]$ T  `  ]) pthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 _" s; x% v& T# w2 p
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.# i8 @7 T3 W  N6 l) ~
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
) Z6 n1 u  v: [& y$ ^+ L* Rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: x; Q' D* S; x( W" n! e  e% |
fotograf 20% shorter., G2 [* T  o) J( k8 ?1 o6 D" A
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 ?4 U6 q' {" j6 N8 G" Treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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  H+ e+ t, J; }+ e# Y  E# AAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
# z8 i$ D) n4 w5 G/ Adisgrasful and it should go away.& H: e- Q9 y- p# J; r

9 I: ^! N- K  x( R, RBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 s& ]0 v6 ^$ k9 V& H
"z" and "w" with "v".
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% J3 x4 c; [$ B8 M0 p4 [4 `During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and) R" I: O0 Y" r$ I4 Z: i
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  ]* Z4 T- m% Q+ wunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ S  ]+ D" b2 X( \/ M, X! ^) I+ a
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 d( A8 }5 T" L8 A' ~
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: g( k  |7 U  r1 w: u3 B) [If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 x# [# r1 S+ _9 _- Y8 m2 e7 s还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:# Q1 a4 t5 s4 M8 ~
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 r6 {, c7 W* q/ j7 S( I1 A- Tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! A' v* B2 U( d; j- }

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
7 H: L8 M- q9 x: h, [" cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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7 ]9 p" t; Y% ]; t0 X' ?               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- J+ X% w0 j, X* p- ~" s
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 T5 y& |6 O% W6 V+ i: N5 e0 i* G这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! y7 K4 g4 |9 l9 G" B. D4 b( D$ s
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:) T( V- I* m! g. F* v1 e+ h
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. r9 H6 r5 h. I7 q! w& H! |
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!3 ^: w6 s2 s& F/ f

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
- L, v! ^9 _4 t5 H- Y( |惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  ^6 `% \1 D; S& B" [. Y  H- I
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- {: ^) w+ B) h- V3 g
路过,让你们看看我的波

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