欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
5 K6 T+ K9 u8 U% _9 _' ^! xbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
/ [$ v9 g! ~9 {3 bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
- D8 ?4 v; G& L6 rthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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$ S4 Z& ~, ^; u( X, l8 fThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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: @/ ]. j6 V, ?$ \There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 G' n! u  q! V, r2 h) ~troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
1 B8 S" X  c/ L( ufotograf 20% shorter.
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& z/ |  m* q6 W/ |9 AIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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) }; j7 H( W1 M* }7 B6 ~, l# d" MBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

7 O4 N* L; y8 R$ k) l: i4 rDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" x9 m5 X, v) B6 l9 N$ Q/ M; ^after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

5 }3 g' N2 ~) @1 j# I/ h! m; MIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 j( G) `! Y8 Z$ M, y4 k4 ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! p& _- |- w3 Q* [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 x* a4 m$ q% n9 _这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
1 E1 C! j' E9 B) d. z5 b" `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 o1 x: |8 b( K' ~7 [2 |: }" J! s' c你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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