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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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' v- S* H" ^+ D2 X( _As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. s, `( ~) f  ]; l% ^. J
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
4 L3 H, U) R1 f, b: T. q2 Kplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".# k" R0 F: y0 X- i
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the4 x% }9 K+ R1 w' P
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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4 x: P) D4 p+ N+ F# e8 x9 Q. a& J( nIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
  ^' Q/ z4 _. g/ f1 }reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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; S$ Z5 t6 @2 ?$ L5 ~Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
; Q) ~/ N9 Z2 f% bben a deterent to akurate speling.% W7 R9 f: K' `: \. l

7 y6 x; j3 z: {9 Y2 j' n3 dAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is: k; S/ L8 {  _( V. ~' t
disgrasful and it should go away.  G; Q! g6 o  l: X4 K$ l
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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, u  [# K3 R8 BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
( U" P' ], b6 Z; m$ Y% s5 Tafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.6 ]  e2 x; i* M& s7 T0 G. h

$ n3 B; @, z. a3 ?0 z9 i6 YZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu* {6 F* r& @" X: n& u: Z: X
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
! k2 v' t% M, ?) r2 F6 @3 R3 LUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* m* e7 N: S% f! u( K
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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/ d9 j) K- L4 R$ tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 u" P+ J8 x6 n  I1 u  E
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 B# g1 P. r$ `4 Y1 }5 B

; k, Z- j& c* T/ d( M- _[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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# w8 c8 x, b: m; C, \# Q2 L4 _, X& q               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# \7 N5 d! V, x- C, G$ P这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 B; v7 l" {% v: L, L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* k" n) I; w( I你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 f* ^: q" H1 N2 ?" \) M: }7 ]6 C
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:$ w$ P; g$ `" f  g
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 f! F* K9 }7 [8 m7 l4 a# B+ Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- ^1 B+ I) j- K& f2 K" G9 h* I
路过,让你们看看我的波

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