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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will) W; ?- d$ @9 L$ T! ?
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% a" n. o) f+ `4 m6 I7 Bspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in: M  _: O5 z4 g6 n9 q6 V' q
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".! h5 b8 i7 ~) x

' Y6 T; s! u' n: O$ U3 K! KIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
% h* ^2 F1 n+ Y0 l8 Xthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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9 Y2 `- S! Z7 e0 T5 s; f% `The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ [# N5 W6 D, m$ z$ `
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.5 S5 z& O& F9 E4 X4 }. U( [
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* o8 q9 ]* ^( {& }7 A$ T. Z/ vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
. F; R" q7 u- I" ]3 Z) h& t$ [" pfotograf 20% shorter.
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: q' X7 m$ M: S, _$ vIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
7 _5 V  V+ J8 `" V7 w7 H+ zreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.9 E9 s: v! l8 a: E! s, p

7 V% n  W* |" ~* W) p- G2 qGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always) {" a% m6 [) k# v2 w
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is" y3 q, _3 N8 j4 P
disgrasful and it should go away.
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3 g/ q- {0 r# w' u; P0 vBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) Z, @% {$ S3 n& F: E5 B
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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6 q" q* R* D. N% z3 j& ~9 ^Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
3 [0 |2 m1 d7 `7 P' m  E) Gunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* A# K. K7 j: O9 {% A8 m6 W
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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/ A1 a+ q+ m6 r* P* TIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
- v& I* p. m" K- `还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. @$ p7 ?; E( c" G( O% Y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 o+ C* R9 E9 b  B' v

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:2 Q  P, Q( O4 {7 q# a
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ W( ^, n5 F9 l- v- N  O: I

0 ]$ ^  W! X8 ]5 ]0 c[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)1 ~; \, k$ L( `% a& `. i9 R

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 Y2 B* C2 Z. y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 {- q! a7 U* V6 Q9 C8 w好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 ]4 B) V  c/ A0 D  h5 R3 q$ U
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:  w! a5 O: H. @8 I  \) ~

. H3 v* C( G8 @# x. s5 q: Z2 b焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" j2 U2 l# U0 d
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% P$ m+ N6 m/ @" q/ `! {6 g5 V
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! D$ ^* [- O1 q+ d! p. r2 S7 g1 B$ U好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 t1 p1 B8 V/ S1 e1 Y0 e3 Z路过,让你们看看我的波
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