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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English+ R$ z9 ]  \4 h* T, H8 o, w7 ^
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" n! |7 P# r8 K0 [4 tplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".7 q8 e  J* H4 t" w5 k

' ]" U$ ~9 _) z1 A/ g7 yIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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8 s: ]; b3 G1 H9 c( z6 }In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( D2 O2 n8 S8 v; ~0 {
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible./ A7 u! j4 D3 J# ?; Q$ g6 F
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
/ s  m& d/ h8 p6 B8 r( Eben a deterent to akurate speling.; |5 C9 E/ h; ]7 R3 n
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ W' `* W! O4 ?( \' |9 E( }" o
disgrasful and it should go away.' r. Y5 N! y* Y4 E$ K* A

+ m; R- f6 q8 v3 aBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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7 K! ]  G, T' q( s+ S& o' e7 FDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 a* C$ p- ^0 a, o2 y  g
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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) N- o# {1 u2 JZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu$ W5 s+ r% Z- @5 V; ]5 Z" ]
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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forst plas.
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" e+ ~: A" }- W* E( |' X+ X/ mIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
. Q' D8 G* F2 i$ _: _$ L: C还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; r+ h' R$ @0 d( j: M  ^
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

0 L- T/ P6 y' {) A+ K4 E# [7 K" qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ |8 b7 _& F3 q+ Q
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 o7 L) o# i) s0 I0 }: ^5 odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# L; f9 {) y9 m) X

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  U' ?% t% {* p6 Q( v) \1 b
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' f* d1 u* \* Z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火& J3 U- b8 y, Q2 P3 e' [( l5 V6 m
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:8 O+ N( U6 V8 Z' m( J
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 z! i& D$ J: n# {' b# A  f
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 t1 m/ E+ E  R4 n9 C惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ k$ `/ w  r0 k# u  _8 a
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" {# ?: `! s3 }  A% G
路过,让你们看看我的波

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