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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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+ Y  J3 @6 d' K1 f2 b, k# b( oAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
! S# e3 Q) }. ?6 V" Uspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in2 n3 }- M& N! s4 e* \
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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- e( W2 G* S4 y2 A& IIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: y. S7 C8 \' A0 o) _! J
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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( R# `7 \; l" `- h! h! ^$ y! G, wThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 a) F1 ?, o# O& w, Ltroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 x* b1 ~2 y: Q' I  {
fotograf 20% shorter.
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0 Q8 E5 b" D- k. ^1 sIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to6 E! I4 X+ t1 q8 g6 l; a2 y
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.4 W$ u' e& w, a- t& u  ~9 J

) ~- t5 D9 @8 D5 f9 hGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always) a& `( ~: J4 }8 T. b
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is/ }$ `7 I2 L5 n3 ?& }- X& M  E
disgrasful and it should go away.
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. B8 i) R" q3 F; NBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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5 j+ z4 Z# b7 q: k+ h, t6 K! c5 }During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ O# W. _- [$ ^" w. v
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., b7 Y7 i( A7 s& ^% @
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
! [" {5 Z! J) l0 K/ D1 d' u5 F1 E) nunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ B+ J6 X  V3 Z5 m8 T+ p6 U. K  V. @Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze) e3 ^$ d; Q4 N( A5 l! c/ `' `! w: j
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:( T- r! q; W  Z! {
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* L( w% s! N/ a& T6 U. {' h
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

0 p7 p  D& l* S; wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ i; Q$ w) ^4 Z1 k0 h0 v
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ p: Y$ C" w$ G- Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)% N) W8 M& T" i$ A, u

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* ]) n5 Q; S8 ~+ }- T
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 }- ^& ]6 u5 S( ^+ Q1 v3 P! k1 q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 Z& [; K4 n8 b* i# O
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:+ f. S% S6 @$ o
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:! u- \6 B( f- O3 f3 e+ ?. Y

$ W4 j! X  j1 @* Z, k焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:- L8 b) F3 y& u9 x" ^
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* b% d9 b" d2 @. [, T6 i好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:' C/ n; B8 @  ^8 g; Z7 V
路过,让你们看看我的波

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