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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will; h$ X# w' G& `" ?' \/ o/ Z# |
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was3 ^9 n- S8 ^  I1 r; ^# B' G
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
: N: n7 _" E! Z2 h$ e. yspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
! V" k0 u0 t* {8 {% C/ z8 m7 kplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 E8 ]' R9 N1 s# w% A% r7 I  ?0 B
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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/ G; R0 \* x$ u% x+ E& T$ PThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the' J6 E" {! P7 a% z" U
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to* W# O1 ^$ G$ m% N
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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, D! z7 p+ A" a2 o/ @' {5 C! lGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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  y5 O9 O# P0 L& |Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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6 p( ^7 D3 T2 l) Z) pBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
: H( U  b7 \5 b5 b; s- Mafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) f3 G2 S1 e" |+ E$ I0 U' W
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu- Q: d! d/ [  C, v6 \
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.  ~6 z$ f. _" K1 G9 h& P1 ~6 o
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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" f/ @" L/ R" fIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: k! L8 }" G  V: w2 a6 s# D2 p还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 ^1 M% v' y8 E. ^( F6 q( V5 |such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# i& _5 L4 Q/ Y' b/ U8 F. z, \$ G% w
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
' M& R& b$ c- `, \$ O. tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 U- y4 Z) o# S; n
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# ?" Q# F% D8 w你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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0 ^9 `$ `& Y6 u; d! }: y焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; H) |! ]. S% u, p' {
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 \% f/ K( X0 y: c: ^" A9 I惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! R$ b2 j; y1 z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- a0 `  D' C# `4 y# f" [- u6 e
路过,让你们看看我的波
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