欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; ~2 r7 t! c; F" gbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
# a2 h5 a6 ^' G$ y/ gspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
! b0 g5 o, Z/ [/ l! Okonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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2 c3 [+ i! u2 t0 \7 D1 Z, vThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
+ [9 h9 B, Z2 S: vfotograf 20% shorter.

% @7 a9 B- m7 z7 Y* }0 X% wIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
# S6 s1 J' P" P% h! P, creach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
0 F* P9 m& v7 G) l8 T3 [, X7 bben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 B% f  b: T: G( V0 gdisgrasful and it should go away.
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5 I, p" e! @. O( XBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ ]$ M; _  j1 YUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

) E7 Y9 ^% p7 N6 r) e8 vIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
3 N* b) z; w. k5 [) {还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! H6 ~1 [( \- F  x2 W! }such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( f8 z* }1 E, Q1 U2 u8 P4 {5 ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) ^9 R) Y* _' L$ M$ J这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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9 Q4 l% F% b4 S6 E# Z焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
* K- }" }+ l- d& f# I惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
$ I* |& i* |$ Q- L4 T# g% J2 n好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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