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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will8 u/ y! o: _  @: p8 n3 f' A
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" S4 R; ?$ s, F" \8 X
the other possibility.
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( ~. M  r3 r# K% u" b" uAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ G! q' h' ^( W( d
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like3 b5 H8 L# x9 W( \9 |4 u
fotograf 20% shorter." L' A+ H$ [. q

  V) a/ I4 h- i: DIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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disgrasful and it should go away.0 d, v( s9 U5 v  m/ @0 }
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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$ o! R2 `$ X' gDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 N7 k. R9 v  ^  G. V0 N/ [
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.1 E" u# i% l, O3 I# U" y8 e
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 [( ?  r* _7 c
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.% y& x% a' W: b% A4 c8 |; L
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze; _2 c6 \/ c* n: X% @# ^9 ?
forst plas.
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1 j3 y: D* m5 MIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:) f2 t( e% }" m3 [  C% r
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ d' P- k* p/ N" gsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

) w8 B" T! g* i5 ~0 Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 I. {3 f7 q2 t2 B& wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 U8 h) d, h9 T- A" q( T这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 Q- n4 K3 F; ?5 F; Z
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: a4 ]7 V7 U+ n& _" {( p% e
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 [# E7 m8 k+ l9 P- B0 _! L$ S
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:# n2 S# ~+ M/ ~; ^
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 f. I1 F& N/ L/ C
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) i# V9 w/ u  s) K0 {
路过,让你们看看我的波

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