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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
2 I5 s" S( M9 j. mbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was; M7 O. N1 o3 z0 p, ]
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/ Y1 P% S1 _: |( S/ L# l# ^As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
8 f& s: m7 R" \; V% h+ O$ Jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
4 q7 t2 @4 D, l5 Aplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".; i: E( @9 F' y) W3 d1 D* G$ U/ {
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 i- p) k/ Z9 h) l* O+ G6 wtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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, j! H% R7 k3 o# l3 [% _In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 ~( p$ ?2 a8 C+ j$ O. F  |reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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* H: L/ S0 H1 J$ t* y: `- c  \Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always1 p6 r. s$ l+ S4 ]# [; X8 f
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is  h2 a! j1 T  E& ?
disgrasful and it should go away./ Z9 v6 \, T- V% ?. ~" x7 r

% U0 Y" ^0 y& c) q. w6 C& YBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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, F  t. d$ }- h1 {- H7 B0 gDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 u3 ]5 \5 R+ \) Y/ f
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.2 p) e. j5 L- ]/ o& [: n
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: Z' V+ E* Y" _3 H2 j4 B
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ _# r. [8 Y9 i: L
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze5 f6 s: \" D. T; j  ~+ k
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:' P. _# r4 y, ^! i
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:' }. i# ^4 {, P3 U) G. ^# x
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 v* j- X8 B. Tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 _) X3 k8 Z( o1 R. j

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& i8 v% U6 E3 [
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
! N& U$ a" `7 i这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 i1 k; |) f7 `3 ?好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:! }' G9 J# q. \) T! e# g! p
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!! ^2 n7 x( v7 H2 |; N* v; k

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:) J. v0 p& u$ |- Q4 A
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; R" e$ V9 H  r* P- p! [0 I好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  v$ I% X& K  r5 r0 ^! a
路过,让你们看看我的波
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