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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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$ S4 Z& ~, ^; u( X, l8 fThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up1 D, U' f% D/ q% X
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.1 ^! z5 @) J, m4 s. }/ C6 N

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: @/ ]. j6 V, ?$ \There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 G' n! u  q! V, r2 h) ~troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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& z/ |  m* q6 W/ |9 AIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 J# ~9 m" {0 R
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always: R% N  |4 D6 I$ Y
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 o0 E) @3 |6 h  E
disgrasful and it should go away.
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) }; j7 H( W1 M* }7 B6 ~, l# d" MBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  T, e5 U4 `! w4 c2 V
"z" and "w" with "v".+ `; b8 a5 _2 v0 M6 U) ^

7 O4 N* L; y8 R$ k) l: i4 rDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" x9 m5 X, v) B6 l9 N$ Q/ M; ^after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) ^& O4 P7 @$ |) t
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze  L1 v& Q9 z& l& u8 l
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5 }3 g' N2 ~) @1 j# I/ h! m; MIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ J" E, S( K1 W1 |' f" j# q
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:+ g7 N0 ]! V4 M* w/ q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

1 j( G) `! Y8 Z$ M, y4 k4 ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( m9 G  r# R& e; p' T
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! p& _- |- w3 Q* [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 x* a4 m$ q% n9 _这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 o1 x: |8 b( K' ~7 [2 |: }" J! s' c你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:+ w2 C# G5 ]% i. w( }
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!# R1 B+ ~& F4 {/ W5 Q( S1 K
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:6 Q% N; W, [9 J" ]  I8 E
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" H6 ~% @: r% ?, Q+ `( B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:$ \2 j. u7 U1 E3 H: I0 Q
路过,让你们看看我的波
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