欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
$ X2 E+ M" B' Y$ ~/ ~- {' C: ibe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
5 C5 R2 Y  Z3 f" othe other possibility.
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1 u- R6 C, v9 I0 _7 @7 WAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
5 z' K% W: I' \3 S$ i) b9 G8 Uspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
/ ^  B2 P; i8 b5 e+ K* ^plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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4 W0 |6 Z5 S/ \In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
5 v* M/ Y( h; g: v: ]the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
1 m- [( C0 @$ O- Pkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
1 i8 N" x8 k% V# }8 h* u/ Ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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1 G" S0 f- t2 j. a0 {" H$ \In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
0 W; s9 n8 `7 b( eben a deterent to akurate speling.
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5 ^2 Z% D. C3 YAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

+ |3 R3 V+ n! ]5 M) gBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

# h6 b1 I$ {3 I1 LDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
8 n5 e7 v; {" @& Zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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4 X/ n  |4 ?3 kZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
: R( c: d- C/ I+ A2 G+ j还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
% F2 _; V% c. e* ^7 xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" V$ C1 k' C3 \7 H9 r3 H& Udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. Q! n& j+ C- h+ Y5 D  A# Q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
8 O7 a7 A9 y, g. s好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
& t& z1 d0 S5 Y1 _2 g* L: W惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
6 ]. m' L+ M0 G# S  D, b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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