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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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3 q. n' F% g$ B" R( rAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
  _3 @0 W, i4 s! `- lspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% b, Q# T2 b6 \7 Y3 U( p7 Z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: a* k" j6 B) `  g  Y
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.+ I, p4 L( S  |' [; p6 \
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the1 t' C8 X0 b  ]6 q2 K3 \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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* `7 e2 c1 H" y# YIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% k! s$ E2 ^3 b  Q" F% \8 o! A
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.+ K" L0 j4 f' r: f" K/ T
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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/ s7 U0 s4 E( k, u1 BAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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2 i. ^7 f- p+ K1 |6 A+ {" T; eBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and6 b% e& A; `: @. @
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
# W, h- o0 Q, A! s. QUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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' H3 o( z7 R* I  U- v. s) kIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 \" W# D3 K" X" t还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:# b/ V! _; A8 o# t8 \* w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

& _3 c% s! Y( ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( ~6 l$ C' h6 a  N$ Tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god." J* ?6 S# Q5 d% _3 j
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:. y+ o4 U5 A/ ]1 w
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 b! X. E6 g+ h1 J好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:' o5 E1 [, n# ~6 T% X
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 }) w$ O4 i2 m你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* l5 n* a# G" Q+ b0 F( s+ C% p

( j) j2 G' q5 Z: V焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! s' o5 a6 B1 B! ]惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# u) e$ I/ B4 v. L& S7 v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:, l. Q& c9 u. V
路过,让你们看看我的波
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