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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- H5 N  y* D. Z
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
. }0 ^& @- b# w) i& N6 a: N3 a5 |spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
; V. h' @5 r5 D( ~) Wplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 n3 J. `4 }2 K1 p0 u2 u1 O) c

' V" V- {. x+ ]7 j2 R2 IIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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9 Y( y( I3 Y! ]The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' {* {) u0 b- ^2 w9 ?# {2 f
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the& d2 D5 s- z, T* E- D
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' L) g6 \3 ~  \6 `" _
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% q/ `7 H' _5 o- u/ D# N2 ]
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always$ {6 p3 `; v$ ]$ D, f$ J6 z! ?4 {, V
ben a deterent to akurate speling., o2 a+ R9 x6 p- W# Z1 J
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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* z# q" n1 r0 Z6 S# A& l8 \During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 C% e9 n0 v0 c; C+ U/ i! D3 v3 A- }1 ?
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# l% ?3 i0 G2 ~. f# d/ g
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu: |. W' ^0 K# `) H4 a
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ @9 s6 V) n5 z) V; J
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  y  u4 z; w. q+ _9 q3 I2 [# [such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

3 z" T) |& }7 I8 adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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! j: K* _8 X6 H3 E[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
# o/ t8 M) u3 F2 R$ \8 ~don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' o$ d6 C% K! i

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)' j' s+ }6 E- u% G3 T

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ t! Q: e/ @8 j6 y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 R$ m* u5 E8 Z# j
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% Q8 V4 c7 a4 F" Z+ p1 H
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 ?0 C+ p% x4 [9 x% o! x7 K, o
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 j; D% h8 r* g( _
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% v& |+ Z* S# E, }' J, {
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& U" u6 d1 |+ r" F7 R+ r好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( G) ~3 M  |  H- Y+ z. E! n路过,让你们看看我的波

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