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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
9 ]0 u0 M2 W! d  q8 Q# T: Kbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was. E8 f; e( [7 t4 O8 V/ G- s
the other possibility.+ e3 W! a+ ~& G2 s0 ?7 u4 t
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English/ F6 K# O; u3 c  u' d
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* g$ M' X& `0 _0 i+ P5 v. }plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".5 }. C5 }3 F, f1 \4 O: d
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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: A4 }* i6 L! s1 }The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 I- U, [9 |  ]# E# W. f9 I
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ s( x: R2 J/ j# ?% [

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the* A/ Y/ r0 P2 [
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; e  T) b1 T' C/ M, R/ [+ Y3 d# A
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to1 ~( @5 m9 z8 ~
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always4 p2 Y/ L" B4 f! U" C8 U6 I* c
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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% k+ O+ _9 ?$ P: `, rAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
; g5 w1 M" C0 _6 w6 v* Gdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with4 ~" ^' g8 u" D! L. d
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
2 D& J7 [, f* T7 B& c$ m- L. iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.: V$ H3 s0 ?1 Y9 a+ @7 O

0 U* K! f9 v9 p# v* gZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu8 Z! o+ d2 h( G1 {, a
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:- X! x2 f$ `5 x7 ^
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, S( y6 B; I$ z0 ^6 j0 O
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ D( A$ q2 M4 |* U* H1 ?0 u9 `
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
9 N* n4 X! n; e$ c' F  V  M& K/ Odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: `) j6 [% J" W6 d5 S8 b9 m

2 g0 p3 H) r. S[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 D) w, h6 ^# h/ \* Q: n这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( r6 C% F. a" w! @% Z8 B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 d) r' |' G/ I6 T你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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( N/ s4 k6 Y/ ?焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% Q) D1 n: d$ _0 I# x& @惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 v8 B7 }1 h) Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* x5 I/ s9 G1 n: H% E路过,让你们看看我的波
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