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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will' m1 L  o/ o+ F8 h1 X" E
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 ~& z/ r4 _2 E* E) \
the other possibility.
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% G: Y% Q& u% {. P) CAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. [1 T5 _2 t1 J+ {# W4 z0 o
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( H3 @2 M: G# _' }3 }2 h
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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, `9 x* N' h* f9 w$ D/ z5 O/ a! lThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ w) v  X$ |9 s
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% h8 h4 Z8 h2 G0 r
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to4 ~1 Q7 O# \' u# y) P$ C6 _% }8 ?% D, @
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.# u/ |6 k0 h% ^* X
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with2 W/ ]+ E5 ~2 W
"z" and "w" with "v".
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) i: T1 y( z( j: e9 KDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
1 B/ l2 f0 y" b+ b* C/ @6 @after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 L8 ?$ U- U- a, z3 S/ A) m
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
) P% [8 C8 j: P4 ]understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
1 k8 G4 s$ m, AUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ [1 y3 c% U; s. ^
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 `( W9 L# _+ B2 R还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
- ~5 w; g: v$ S# Msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:! T) f% F: M! V$ I3 t
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 G" F3 E* u3 u6 D

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)) I# u! h% q0 y. P4 @8 h0 N" L
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
) I; o0 U5 U- h1 e$ G这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: U" J  B, V+ T0 g好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:& h: G1 h0 f& n) k5 v' H
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:# ^7 a* K2 l+ ~, T% X1 \/ h
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
1 `( `- n! [8 x惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! m0 z$ o+ V+ p0 i- b- k好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:1 e9 l# o( T2 c; m9 l+ Q: V
路过,让你们看看我的波
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