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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will8 H3 o0 [$ K) p# U$ N, @0 K. f$ v
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was( J, F5 D( t( @8 w: M* W  q+ V
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English& F1 n4 |4 I, [4 F3 f
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
1 b# y4 s$ j+ X" p0 wplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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8 S7 Z1 {7 n+ N5 i9 lIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
: i9 e$ _6 j5 n3 Y1 {8 qthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up+ X6 o( d1 s  r/ `1 T+ {
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.5 J% b- {, A. f5 U/ z

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 O! ?3 B  f. z- |( Jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like5 a" J: U1 _, M0 a
fotograf 20% shorter.
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9 r6 z2 n# ~5 @0 TIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. H1 v$ f% Z$ |' k4 E" N
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible./ u: A/ ]% S+ a% d/ Q( z$ I' m

2 }3 @, x+ K& i# O& JGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# Y' Z0 u: n# f$ b. ]
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
! y; _- S9 T5 O+ T' c# }4 }disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with9 c% p0 `5 j# ?) r
"z" and "w" with "v".4 K# @: P2 N4 m  P. Q

1 z' |, G: m) q- tDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 Z, n3 C7 |, f7 `0 Q" [
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.  J' a1 u2 g! [  w7 s
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
3 v8 C- |9 b* a9 yunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ L5 l) r0 \" z; m# P! f3 N, NUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. P# k9 y$ w; W7 v/ G8 R* U; N
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:- Y9 q4 z: d/ A, U, ?. y& _2 o
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 s4 {6 N: o9 \3 W$ z! J
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

( q$ p8 {' t: A1 u* S2 {* Idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% M5 I$ ?: L9 e3 j- c  C5 k
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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" _* r3 a" W0 A, S( U2 G[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 w' Q% `5 A8 ^0 D0 \4 X( `( [

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:- R* b: H3 R5 M" B" B) _" `# x
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; }5 s" E$ ^0 V/ v) J" c; p( S* r好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:& A. N$ {; T; A) o
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:$ W% E6 R  R7 U4 R, m; x
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 H2 |; O: {1 e. A' ^2 S惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 L+ ^* l) c8 L" i( j好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: h+ L$ }. `1 d) ]: N. l
路过,让你们看看我的波

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