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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
0 D( X) s; i# z3 {0 Cbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was' a1 p. g# V+ U& ~# k
the other possibility.
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6 z! _0 x+ Q2 q9 }3 t2 i7 X$ ~As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
6 \+ y$ a1 w& ]& m3 C$ I1 G5 ~4 pspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* i  p1 W' _4 Z7 Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make  {7 U8 H+ D+ k5 R1 o* H+ x+ e. Y
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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2 u" n& V, R. `7 q( c6 CThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 e0 J. P8 v: g$ X$ Vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like* K$ |# @" u9 ?% n- _# w3 e) [* q
fotograf 20% shorter.' c  P: N9 D* |% ?4 ~. w+ O# |6 o
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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. ?( j: k. @! }. ?" RGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- B8 D8 w( G; k. Wafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. _* A$ H  I7 {8 z9 r) L

! A+ W4 H& W! C4 ~  p& {% [Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 c3 [) [, q/ v; e1 c
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 [( V. I0 W+ N# ]# c/ h0 LUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze3 d: `" J' X) _$ f
forst plas.
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+ \' s" {; ?* ], @5 }/ m* q& @If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
6 j8 Z7 d7 p9 a3 o3 q  Q7 C& F还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  V+ Y9 d* c/ H' K" a6 g6 n

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
& m2 A/ \" p3 Z- U2 K, D) sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)2 P  o: W$ t1 E. p, Z

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 J6 e" B8 d' M8 e3 `
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 s$ _6 A0 i3 G% Y* d
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:$ Q  O5 D' G/ V$ c
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, O3 ^/ f- f7 I
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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, }( ]' A$ u/ M8 Q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" Y% e7 r1 g9 c- }+ U% q9 V

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:5 O% h: `8 W7 S! c1 Y9 X
路过,让你们看看我的波

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