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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 E8 B" d5 D( e. q# M
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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) g3 [4 G* O% Y, IAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
1 y2 L3 [6 |+ S* jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" \4 L, _" m# l4 s) E9 Fplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up1 T& F. p" c! N3 b6 j5 R' L/ G6 V
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.. k4 D4 W5 P0 r7 ^7 S! P* K: e+ U

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% `0 i: j& t3 qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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9 Q& E, {  M" d9 uIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 F& ^9 P) E7 k' f& [  N# M& Xreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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$ Z" N( e6 E' P5 D- ?9 NGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always& y9 b# x. k! h: ?
ben a deterent to akurate speling./ a/ o3 C* n: L" V5 S

/ ^% D6 j3 M- F4 W7 ~6 ]4 PAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is- ?: K5 b, r! K; h7 R0 J
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with; V* g9 O2 V$ I6 I
"z" and "w" with "v".+ _( x2 R1 x* k2 v; \5 O/ N+ K
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ T  c* _* h+ ^/ b/ o* O* K! r
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl." `/ D( d0 m  j  `( M) a/ z

- n0 D/ {$ k$ _/ ZZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu" I& _& ]6 T- E* s& \
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
& o. m3 z& f- SUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:3 m3 u' q0 E0 p: C+ f( R3 _
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 l& C' h( J6 Y- P, T+ ~: R0 w, l
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! y: w! L5 g& ~+ j% y% g) bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:: q, H( D$ l# a  Z
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god." e$ ^. y* P, ]5 G- N6 ^
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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5 e) I; L" N1 {' B0 e6 b" A               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:! N. l& A1 m/ ~% o, j
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( C( s" h8 R# H! ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 ~: X; g  p4 b# A6 r
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 d8 z9 a; q7 l+ y+ c! J4 ?你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 h2 y' w! }( }* B  i$ c+ i4 X$ f

' {* L8 ]4 |1 y& t; a焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 Q  I( u9 q0 ~( u: B路过,让你们看看我的波

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