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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will( I' g7 ^. d* q5 W1 R
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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( G/ U9 _$ D) N' S4 IAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
& J& s# A1 S2 `2 E6 Vspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( N! k+ a9 ^: w$ \
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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4 q9 |1 O% i6 k4 x; T# j( qIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make/ {$ D" _) s( ]- J4 v" O
the sivil servants jump with joy.( m) D4 Y: o0 d9 l* M6 [
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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* i; m  d! C: `: ~7 s; q  dThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the( m- Y" J/ D2 Q! d/ W0 Y/ }
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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5 T" d# C  Q) ]In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to0 s( U, U4 q% E5 n
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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& F" ~$ |4 d2 {* F$ O1 y8 e# `* yGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! y; v7 s  @; N2 k3 e7 u! h' [
ben a deterent to akurate speling.1 t. @5 e8 J( _8 N

) p8 X3 S  q' i- m# i: ~+ F2 jAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
! w8 l' c; N, K, _" U( M# wdisgrasful and it should go away.+ r; Y" T: ^8 i, b% y9 A: \
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, l; E2 p. Q8 k! ]after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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+ b2 N) s1 k& Y/ m& ^Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, |  x4 s, T" a2 E0 h
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; ^- X2 _7 s: s! F/ F) fUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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4 z: j& l- B3 ~) U$ K' M* EIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 L7 {3 M: e) b: Q6 x
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 v0 o& ]0 S! N6 ~0 x9 }% {
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 }  \! K- j- W
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. G! M6 Z0 e0 p, V, A
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  \% S& M% t$ Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 a9 m. p! N' |; I- x$ ]9 _  D
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- X8 i: k7 ^) z% e" _2 n4 `  [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 a& s- f& W; _9 ^+ H; |5 e; w
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' X8 B: a7 i) a3 A2 k2 [$ U3 H你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ l7 k: r4 j' \4 b6 T

6 [$ x- [7 e8 V- j/ V& d9 g焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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( j' \, o# N/ B. C8 b3 j好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ s7 C( o& M; C6 }! @路过,让你们看看我的波
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