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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- r5 V) E+ ^7 z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, D# A, ~4 g+ y5 |0 c
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make4 F) J3 A7 R0 x
the sivil servants jump with joy., J" A% {) r: j6 @, K( ^% X

: f! R5 `8 y3 P3 P& z# ^* I2 h8 DThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' e" q3 I( `* l2 q* [: \8 {* w
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.# S  r9 o! b8 R# ^: p
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+ O: \4 u! N  O0 @; j5 m3 eThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the5 B3 u5 T6 Y0 W
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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1 R( }4 T& `$ ]4 N& c$ JGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" k  l$ l; U) j4 E. S
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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, k+ r2 t: c/ C2 ]$ gDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 K, s  V: b# q/ ]+ ^" u6 s
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.4 {  j  S" I$ L

3 j$ N) ]& _) c% N& V; EZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) ]+ ~# q4 T( m. m
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.! u0 n+ B  d) p+ L' ~: o& ]( H
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ @' i- S0 @0 d) a" {$ d+ [
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& P* u; Q/ Y  |1 U. ^
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 v& F2 Q1 h- s# M  ]* W[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( h9 B) Q9 H' n& [; o

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:/ ?3 k2 a3 R" {' n# {/ J2 L+ E8 e0 F
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) Z  J# e0 e! [  y9 e
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ c& d: A6 O9 h0 B
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 g# b4 e$ M/ V7 Z* l" k1 Z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 D0 ]! _5 M3 b. y, m& G2 P
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!) f2 G5 @1 K3 E% y& }/ ]# X! C

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. ]0 j0 c0 t- x4 m& i, K路过,让你们看看我的波

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