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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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2 \1 Q3 u1 ~- S/ }* LAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
9 a3 F. A1 w: |+ y/ g4 E& Jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ r& ^. H- d  p8 \
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".( e1 o1 `- `6 I" E
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 q3 u% Z$ z- p7 z1 f; Y
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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, u5 r! ?/ v/ ~% O' g/ c! MThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up+ O# w  w0 G+ y+ v9 w0 V
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.: B' {# v1 P* ~7 b: f6 e6 \
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% Z% F* m  v" f3 i5 F6 xThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 |; s8 P# d! m4 |troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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' j& ?7 z6 z- T4 M- ^& U- ~In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- c. b8 x/ J/ W5 m0 u( W
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  N7 t: J$ s3 d2 Z% Q% o

6 }4 O' i8 e8 Z7 w2 j6 y5 SGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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! E1 Y1 ^; V1 MAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is3 l/ q) g; z) P' P% Z. Q5 J
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with2 r, P; |# F! m
"z" and "w" with "v".
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1 b+ u" W4 \. E. G# E+ j1 bDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. }0 O' @' \% K' G$ d( K
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu8 m' ~( ~( ?6 @" B; x
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.1 ?  D- A+ G- G
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
2 G' _9 E1 v4 N$ Mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* v  M% V0 g( z; A

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7 @) t7 v" ]+ T               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# e+ z1 j/ U  S6 f
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 C! Y3 U9 f* {5 b8 B6 P3 K4 l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:" P& R4 [# t, p/ T  v1 g
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 n' o0 o8 e8 ?1 f你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 R* n* n) i3 S

- g6 k- Z1 J7 c- C1 v0 Q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
# }! N+ g1 P' I" f" X- B惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 [& H! F, c' q* Z  K好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:! B0 ]. ]: s3 l  L/ ]
路过,让你们看看我的波
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