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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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: q5 c3 u/ r7 gAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
+ U: N4 i, ?, k, Y; j. _spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
" V0 a8 }+ P7 n7 b" a$ u9 }plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ L. I# x: q2 F+ Z9 y+ c8 G& l5 T
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& v2 T2 i! Q8 P( a+ i6 }
the sivil servants jump with joy., H2 C  K; O1 b5 W0 z1 J
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' s; y7 |; c6 m8 dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
+ t4 c! J( \2 Q  {* O0 bfotograf 20% shorter.
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0 |# k& K5 M& ^' u4 h- KIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
+ L8 L+ p6 L  W! }reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible." ^8 F+ |( |1 C4 k$ b" X1 D/ F

! j  ?5 x- C5 i$ m& hGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: m, {9 C8 Z. fben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is- _+ S, y" x* a4 l, X
disgrasful and it should go away.4 F: n. y( Z( n5 _2 \8 m

4 c5 y- v5 G% r' ]& p% }By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
/ T- l: N0 ~* n- x"z" and "w" with "v".. g2 c/ F" T1 ?0 q- S

- c1 k; a7 O3 d/ @During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
' ]0 a# t" O' \8 |; E2 Q* |after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; r( b/ \4 r- v8 T

  o! K- F5 T. _2 o  M: q# LZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu4 a" ?& `; `* |5 ?( B- e* `$ S
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.6 [) ?1 T& j4 M" {, Q
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. o, e% h6 x" F6 o0 P
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
- W4 F% b9 ^: i& M+ \' S还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 b5 P% k1 f8 e6 b; M, Wsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  D! L! B) D& ^8 b! u5 ~5 F" o8 ]don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ F. f' e. m% d9 }0 Y- B* ]8 H

. u* N: D8 j/ i& J1 x: |( n, X. i[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
9 x5 y5 n2 w, T# ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 O% M1 Z8 l3 `+ u

5 y" O5 o6 T0 a0 `7 w+ `[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;); y1 ~6 g" a. Q9 c

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' G. ?+ J; J! l4 F* w这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 m1 [1 Q8 T& a6 Q4 g( ^0 A- J
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:4 N! I- w8 q* u9 B) O2 }
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  l8 Q; J" Y8 P8 d% Z- D- D& {% o你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 i! d6 ]6 ]4 ^

4 `- I, ~) I. a1 M! H4 }  f焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
. O: b. S( L2 y( Y( G' r惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; E' f% t2 n5 K- a, C好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:- v: k  |& Y/ f6 u) I5 @( I
路过,让你们看看我的波
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