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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- k! a- i* \, ^, c  C* X7 @
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was( D. ?4 k7 U* n. V
the other possibility.+ T/ A/ }, f" Y

% }, |- ]& r, NAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English) w% a2 Q( Z- [
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in4 q1 A& H1 h) i4 }9 h9 N. M
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".- G1 A" v1 F0 R7 m

+ w/ s  h) x: J4 ?2 K2 }9 ]In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
4 c% T3 L4 N% Z/ i- {4 n/ Zthe sivil servants jump with joy.3 G! e" v( I* V

! Q& ]1 v2 t+ E! ]/ G1 W) h( bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
* X$ @2 ?' P$ o4 t0 G6 ?konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.) e3 j# W( F" c7 N; k

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ p1 n4 F$ Z& K% ]$ wtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
+ V+ j; `, X' ifotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  j, o. v4 w4 W3 {+ R; h
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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9 l; B( m( q+ V3 p7 [Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always3 e5 R  w- }: E
ben a deterent to akurate speling." u& E9 f4 |; X  D9 ~

' O6 X2 @3 r/ B( i$ VAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% g! Y- ^; _$ g# T4 v
disgrasful and it should go away.- u: l+ w. K, }1 {

8 o7 H; L2 v( p8 W1 t0 K; D) J( }By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 o/ i' ?+ V5 S! Q3 j! l
"z" and "w" with "v".
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# F8 }! l4 k' O, P% @7 SDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and5 a: H2 m$ F2 K/ w, \
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ A. Y+ X) X, W# z& u
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 `3 v# l0 V8 L) cunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 ~6 C5 e, D0 X6 e
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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9 e' B2 Q/ i! f" F, c7 g/ ]5 t' xIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 H+ |$ E% _: @- r还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( Z4 D6 X9 ~/ q1 n, r6 Q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

* ]. L! {$ G9 v/ Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.% \" z+ b2 c/ ~* W8 _3 u  F7 G5 l

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:; _9 z! Z+ N/ _' Y+ Q8 M
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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- [5 j) y1 V- z1 R. g[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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% S, u2 g$ k% S               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 Q2 c  {9 ]$ j' Z6 \
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 l( r3 h+ r( w8 w8 ]; [" l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 X3 m7 x/ h: A% ]4 y) X/ }) g  t
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:! k- s/ C; k1 E! M
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% i# j$ R' ~4 K* a, C) U, E
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
% {9 I9 y: ~' y$ n3 e! e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
6 ?& c1 X1 o' C3 f8 }* Z路过,让你们看看我的波

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