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欧洲英语改革

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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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$ R: l8 n/ a. @" Z1 LIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make1 O. J" C! ]  f9 R1 f' d
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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7 b! v. @, {1 `4 z# G4 tThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 v& E( e0 e; A- @
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& _% l+ v+ X$ A, C+ I  j
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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5 d7 e* v, h/ T% f; aGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: k8 F% C# z; M. G
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and3 ~9 K! x  c9 z
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.0 X3 o0 E9 _' S$ p, I2 H2 ?$ Z
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ P" F8 u0 a- ]* H8 D  d  x9 t还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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( C2 S. i8 V/ I% d2 [4 Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. l" W% ]' G7 e% A# P- d

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:; m( R$ ~; `; `5 O% d9 f
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.; D+ Z8 g5 M1 B# Q! @' x* q

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)# E7 i" r1 F9 ~

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 R7 t2 |- D: w! J1 C4 q! L
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: @5 f6 N0 ]9 j! M好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 u* l% O; \, I. n( @. [
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:$ U4 f7 F; ?  y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 v/ z) ], f2 Q" p9 b5 L5 K. P
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 ~6 c1 _$ B" X6 e1 c
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:# p0 g" c3 l" c7 k9 Q9 J% ^3 Q( H
路过,让你们看看我的波
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