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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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) O. W. E9 {3 SAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English0 v. e8 ]4 |  x$ s2 q! F
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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8 R) i9 r6 E% @& c0 [In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
' t# H. P# @* U' \$ H4 ethe sivil servants jump with joy.3 s! e7 @1 i6 Y7 x5 i( `. _2 }

9 i& {- r, p( U2 u: a6 U! ?The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
1 o, P" R% ?0 n& U' E) rkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.6 x$ f+ l. \: e7 z8 m* T$ I
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1 U" U2 W" Z; r3 x* YThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
3 R% Y% B8 ?9 Etroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like. [# ~: t- d' G1 S! Y' S
fotograf 20% shorter.1 m3 q( F- M6 @! _  a) O

: U( R+ t# u3 n, _& qIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 J8 g' L1 [5 Creach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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% x1 H$ q; a1 r8 h* J( pGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always" @5 G5 D' @, z1 n7 d
ben a deterent to akurate speling.6 d, \. A8 t: G2 m
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ L! e  p% E/ G+ o- _' j# {
disgrasful and it should go away.: ~% h: \9 g; j: Z1 l, V
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with/ H+ X8 p8 M8 v7 ]- U
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 I* {: L* k% u: ~! L2 h
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl." `+ P  A# }- R! E+ H) o: s
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu7 ~  h$ W$ W" \, f% a
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.4 g+ f* ~6 Y' O: [4 r
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze7 Z* G* V9 o% `3 _
forst plas.
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5 S0 {3 c" w2 BIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ K" }' Z; u8 ?$ F( r- W还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:# v- b0 s: l) A
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:- \! s8 R$ {$ T: t
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 Y+ l3 ?7 d+ Z/ S9 _
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ c5 o8 B) G6 i, Y
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% O& H+ v0 H; r( c$ H& p
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 q+ @& c- \6 R
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 W$ a. s  W$ t, q0 Z1 h& h你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
. P. N/ o1 o1 y. ~$ M( m! {路过,让你们看看我的波

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