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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will& }3 W2 f" ^& i4 _1 U- s
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was7 I4 A, x# V& v* D+ O% p
the other possibility.
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( j7 a: Q' [# r7 X( AAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
  i* ~4 P! _: {4 rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
4 d" ?& D5 W5 _5 W$ k% j. Q2 ]plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".- C- L( ]: U6 e" k
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up. _! i1 T) a% p( t1 f; n
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.3 s6 E4 f5 n: E, N* W9 r

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4 F8 h: s! H* Z5 NThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% ?$ e$ J4 X/ Z; _9 C9 @+ Qtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
% }/ U, @! S8 s+ O4 @$ Kfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to8 C, Q7 Q0 u3 I
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.4 M1 y6 B9 S5 c2 \! I
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# {) g* G. V5 M8 H. B
ben a deterent to akurate speling.% j6 K9 `4 \* x9 d
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, ]( H% x6 k) ]7 p8 m
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
  K5 E& y5 A4 h: d"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. P9 b8 {4 T9 O. V- ~; G
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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" O* T" f# J6 E2 zZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
0 \3 ?2 q1 ~7 Qunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.& |) C. Y! W9 w0 |% C
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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: f& y' S7 k# x6 s- YIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:0 c/ _, T/ g6 c& t
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
# V. l7 |- m. `1 xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:: }4 O3 G1 K, I( J. {* B2 }0 _- G
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% I/ f8 o2 K( u" t! Z这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. L, i5 L2 l! w/ `- a2 `- {
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 [  m$ G. k5 ~, {
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: E7 ?6 e) n$ r$ |你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# U% w3 c% J  d% u( V+ ]7 t2 ]" U
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!* G" d- m* D, I+ f8 C

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
* w3 |3 c2 B5 n5 o1 p惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! [4 x: r+ A6 ]4 c. p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
& S* Q. b# Y7 V" L: j路过,让你们看看我的波
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