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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
  \1 |" y- U- \0 @4 d' q8 Hbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was5 L$ D7 e2 a& {! i
the other possibility.! Y1 G+ u; V9 J  o9 ]' e3 H
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
! g' V( x  |/ c! [( |% r/ P: Mspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in9 Y. F( b9 r- b& |1 d" l$ ^
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  p3 {; ^5 \& E7 x# {4 S4 A
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 M+ Q0 ?/ S* w7 J* r) U
the sivil servants jump with joy.( f5 I0 _& L8 z$ L& m
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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# ?( N- f" [4 |$ YThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
0 g5 r3 j6 ?3 }  I- G8 j5 G2 J+ S8 S( Gtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
0 ~* o6 j8 f+ Z6 _! a5 v% Rfotograf 20% shorter.
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$ p3 p" a6 x8 S9 D$ K% B+ x/ eIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ ]' d; U$ W" u5 K0 ]5 F$ r
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ q# S- P- z! O( j$ W% ~6 l% L, l
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; E4 c0 ~5 t' f) X/ F8 i
ben a deterent to akurate speling.: b6 g) g* D  w2 j4 K
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 l+ h* ^% t: {/ {' {( b' m
disgrasful and it should go away.2 h3 \8 n: L- Q* V, O

) }. l' b+ `- J0 h$ dBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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/ y; Y: s5 p2 e% B4 B" d: ?0 [4 tDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 d9 a5 A1 l/ {after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ }! a9 w6 x" z7 H1 ^

3 q' f+ o7 ], ]& l0 @) pZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
. _4 g; q9 j* l9 Z) L) B, Funderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
6 }( O9 G) u( `$ h/ QUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze& @. W, M& }" _. N# B1 o
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
2 ~9 U5 [/ [6 c, C还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
, N* {9 ^7 }: asuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! v2 H* c( R6 ]: g+ U, `* y' Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 i  x: h" B  }* t0 Jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 f2 o$ K& ]6 g* @3 H; U
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:1 |: |+ F1 f) q
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 }1 \3 g( P) S- v' Q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:' X3 |, F' H, e2 O% p: y2 _
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 _0 c" b6 f$ A( j9 [7 \* \你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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3 P' x7 ?  K: L* p; ]焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!3 L( Q2 h8 {+ {$ c+ }" z
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:9 x; o. O6 f( n/ p. O! y( }! a
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 J* ?" H$ P7 e+ E2 i9 c) U好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
% Z  K# y/ A' T3 b4 e7 G  G路过,让你们看看我的波
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