欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
* f9 x) {& p3 y+ S+ r& ibe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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- a9 T( X" T! v' a, ]In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
; ^& L( D0 Y4 Bthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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+ p' o: r2 i! h; N: x# y3 eThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
& z$ ^9 {4 J  g  H; O9 Q/ Wtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
0 E  b* T1 d/ |- w7 _: }! Tfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
) @1 p+ R4 ?7 v2 s2 S6 preach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

1 `7 i- M  Y( x0 aBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

, ~! C7 G' H' Y7 _During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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5 t/ S. I# d7 B, d! }* cZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; M" Y2 d- t, ]* B. y+ v2 QUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

6 s' w- `, b7 i- H$ u% IIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
) J, d/ g8 G9 J1 p/ \$ B/ u还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" l+ G: B7 }; c) K0 tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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; {# _7 m6 j; `) r! O0 E[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: P1 V; O$ m# M: K+ c; s这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
  p1 K; G8 k2 W$ ]. w! l) ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 S  |6 q; B# m8 {0 V7 w' d你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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- g- |' Y: T0 S1 s( l& p焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
% O7 l: t& Y+ \/ Q( l7 E9 |惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
; g  N1 ^' n2 o) m! F+ {, l- p2 F好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
" Q. g+ o- L! l  k6 S  G* ~" f0 `7 K路过，让你们看看我的波

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