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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: b+ q# {' t- X/ `5 M! A; _1 D3 Y
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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. P) N: m% }* Q9 P0 w4 ~1 s; K0 Z5 mAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
9 t: J2 R* F' b$ k8 _spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ y( e# ]. A1 i  g
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".: V3 c% r4 w, `, P3 n: x
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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3 F- h2 z1 G% l+ _& aThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the! C  d( k: Z6 R! @, s
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like0 k' ]5 l. Q& l( G2 x3 `9 h
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to5 _7 d+ j/ X' q. d) J8 K
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 |+ C0 w+ h1 e8 ^0 r2 G
disgrasful and it should go away.( ]0 O0 s* Y  D( k$ Z/ S

. V0 T/ q1 `/ oBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with. G& J/ k9 g9 n2 p4 L; v( \
"z" and "w" with "v".
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9 |& t4 L* [1 X0 \0 UDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 `8 Y  a2 v' H. T* z1 b
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ d9 e, h6 S# n9 N( F5 ~

8 ^, D4 c* [2 A+ xZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; n% {" z6 V$ V- X0 M3 W# w
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 b# L8 J4 [' L3 [Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: U  V$ j9 W4 R还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
) \( A3 ?. ^' V5 M3 L8 N' B1 ~such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 K- |8 k2 u- ~/ o( }' J

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 B6 Y* Y# l* O4 h) Q* Mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ [7 X: ^5 \' C8 P5 O

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# a8 o. H4 |  z* L               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)+ [) F3 b# H( m, v3 h: |1 e

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
. s: C' C3 t0 T) Q, b( W) i7 ?2 r这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ Z# F2 L( j7 K: m3 s好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- U* m4 v5 ?. ~7 r5 L5 G' m9 [8 z
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 R" ]5 D% h7 Y* l5 _5 k) P
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 l; e4 j4 Z3 `2 ]6 O3 n' d0 k- u

  b5 }0 a6 U" D) E  o# }2 P4 a' ~焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!) c3 z: `2 n5 O$ @) a: a5 c
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 c7 @7 E  I* `( y" y3 ^8 z9 k
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: z* z" ?  q% m& A6 K- L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
! _: e% ^0 F5 c9 p! c& l" z+ R! G路过,让你们看看我的波
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