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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
2 I5 W2 B; L) ~0 `1 Bbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
/ i- M$ ?1 i! qthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, n: |, x/ U: F2 i! S  J# F
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in, R/ F9 I2 `5 E  l
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".; [5 K0 v+ t; J- i" p7 @

' }1 c: i4 T1 Y5 d- b# kIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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* j& X. u+ V- uThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up2 E9 W' n( V% r9 ?: L0 k  N
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.$ T( M' ^5 k: _+ O$ c0 [" B* H6 W

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0 R/ e. K7 ^' l" }) C1 `- EThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 {+ F$ K& B! d8 {8 Ttroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like' B( m% `9 z1 }1 G
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 z9 s8 S$ y+ k: F* t# M8 Treach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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! Y, v- y' U* s& r: k  @Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
' c/ k6 p' Q' ^ben a deterent to akurate speling.! F+ u1 w; W0 g7 [

/ R, H. j) V3 c  c- W. g( c( G  tAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is5 v/ n1 \2 c" l# ]& U* ]1 e+ Z
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and+ E+ G  {2 K9 F
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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5 Z% t- U. l$ x4 U2 Q2 t! a7 OZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
0 k- N& p, j5 B  A% [& [: zunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( r8 B4 r3 R/ }Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze: U1 |$ a- C" G/ ]
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:6 z5 t6 I0 o! V/ n
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
4 f$ `9 x4 u" S; p& A# v, {such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

# i: n# U! V3 @  v3 J0 A% _don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 I5 g# _0 |4 a! k" O' \6 y

  {2 V  p+ V1 X5 K. h% \3 ]( q[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 h% g; c3 t+ C- r' y
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) p/ u" w! v% A3 w
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; u3 q+ E: I3 J- n& @4 [( H7 T" H: n这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火% c0 c6 q7 C" @. a
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ U8 z) k! s" A/ H( n8 r
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
# J* T  I% m& V+ E* c你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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0 Q# i; F( _9 f( Y0 ?+ u5 u焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. ]% g* F" T. z- m* g6 K- G
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火+ j8 G" Z) J+ |* ~5 D, U# x1 b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 \5 V5 K$ J/ |) G4 X1 R- o5 \( c* F路过,让你们看看我的波

6 v! r7 M2 M% N: N谢谢分享
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