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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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4 y0 p1 P0 x  ~4 H% hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English+ t7 b1 S2 K: H1 a$ b) o! O) {( K
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
0 a% V5 r# B$ r, eplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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2 L* f. O. ]% [* z8 q3 vThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' p* |  |2 ~8 N3 [/ K, M
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.- E8 u+ ^7 N4 J8 u/ G" W
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.# ~1 E5 _/ n! ~" Y8 N1 Q, J

$ ?' f0 B' F3 T( ?In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
" ?' D) D; n0 F* }- V$ D- B/ N( ~% n- hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 W7 Z8 a( O# F; G1 U- S  l4 t
ben a deterent to akurate speling." ^( e4 V4 W$ E; V+ N' h9 L

* s4 d* t$ J  e2 O! T4 _* UAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
6 n8 d* P9 z6 e9 _5 fdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
6 A. s6 X$ _3 a) ["z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
( q" J4 d7 f% k# q! d5 ]5 Wafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 |+ ?1 j' N- y- [! O4 kUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze) l) {) P# \4 v6 H  V6 y; w3 O
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3 f+ m. d. h, @5 F8 ~If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 d7 D+ p9 H7 h
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 Y# r8 A2 q: s) l# k, G4 m

# z8 _. J2 J/ D& u& Y% `/ r[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:+ F! {2 _6 ~# o
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# f2 h2 k3 t- p- q这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ n2 r+ C2 p. x) p好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 S, |5 |. @4 Q/ H; c7 |
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 J5 V7 y# D. Z: a' j  [/ ?' N, R你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:7 I% V5 y$ c) l& [) t

  q6 }9 m3 S4 C9 Y3 `焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 E( i# d* T! w3 A
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- F+ j  D' E+ j好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 x4 F0 G/ b( L路过,让你们看看我的波
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