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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will1 M2 ?; _. f1 C/ Y% n
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English6 I; }5 _3 F* i' U& S0 w
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( @, g% Z) o  |' ?# m  \& p- @
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".) T& e* L' Y/ M! |  t) q
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make/ ]! {3 M3 O8 a7 w6 K0 b
the sivil servants jump with joy.5 P1 |. }/ T6 P

" K$ S$ n& t6 d2 R- ?& R  ^The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up0 z( y0 B' o5 `5 J  K, F7 X, Q" e
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.7 @: ?4 |' |" x" {) e/ j9 v

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
1 i- A2 j8 h. r' Z$ H3 y: B* etroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
% f% d$ F( m  tfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
2 k4 X7 o8 e* ^" x& Nreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
8 v( R$ H, ?9 I3 ~3 h" yben a deterent to akurate speling.5 z. y& j$ R7 A
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is: `+ Q9 ]2 O, S; L4 k
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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1 H0 L! a6 j8 {9 T& u) d# [' x' n: rDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
; J! w+ c' _/ Uafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.1 `% N( Q$ ]+ m  w! _+ R! Z$ L

3 k% f* P* J* P! Y: l7 |Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 _5 |+ d2 B1 L" K# P, V* m
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, ~; V- t0 D8 `1 O( M) ^Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
! t  `7 |4 E+ T' k还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; U5 D8 L7 q7 @  N' isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 m; r& H2 @( b1 A) H# N4 z

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)2 l5 E9 _7 a/ X# x
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:; a  S* k; z+ R% R' E' E2 h
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 x8 |, m0 a# N0 q% B
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: F4 o2 g& N+ Z, U2 S0 A3 S- a
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  V0 s0 c' |1 Z+ V* X" B你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:: }5 Y4 a4 H/ Y3 @' c& |3 \2 Z
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 m6 H1 @2 @2 G( F
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:6 H+ n7 S7 ]" N5 p! r" N0 q
路过,让你们看看我的波

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