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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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9 b7 l) K! C; j( L: d* m9 {+ HAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 L. i6 P* x: X9 E  s: k/ s
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, A+ b& F, [' w0 V
the sivil servants jump with joy., _" ^- o, G6 T) z; ^

) D0 ]3 K# c5 R) ~- Z5 IThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* L$ j# [5 ?7 [1 z
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the0 m: |. M9 i/ b& j
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& e$ G3 H/ F0 R9 n. f" l/ C7 w* w
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: L' @- U' B( I% U$ I7 X

6 c' Z1 ]+ B0 p, T) jGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
; \  p5 C, |0 m5 f' D3 ?5 Lben a deterent to akurate speling.
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/ D4 R9 x2 v5 Y0 `( \Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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2 |) c' H' Q: |- zBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and, c6 c7 Q+ E- L) n) {% d
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 u& o/ P! a) d. W5 t8 P/ C1 @+ ?! Eunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 h# J$ _4 N) s9 f1 m6 C8 ?* [5 }( s
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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* t4 u8 B1 Z2 S9 k, mIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:- E; N  K7 i2 }+ U: E! R, Y& _! k4 j
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ x% k7 U# Q! L9 D+ d. a6 X
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god." y( C& f" j3 R( R
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! j8 I! w% _* {& ~8 H: T& K/ W. vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 p# A" `* C! G4 i0 m0 A$ L7 `
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 V2 o! o' b. U1 @: K1 d$ ~5 E4 F- F# Q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:  j+ Y# D! {6 o# f$ j5 f
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:' f: G8 E0 m8 V0 _4 P# e3 ?- C: l6 i
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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5 @  s! a& u/ _' l7 R. `( T# m焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!5 ?5 R" r5 B$ ^! Q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:& r0 v3 ~6 c6 @1 R* F' @
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) V: P) w2 |. L+ [+ P
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ g4 A" c- F- r0 N( a路过,让你们看看我的波

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