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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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% X. T7 b0 z! C  G2 tIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 f( j2 Q, Y" A8 [1 k  h
the sivil servants jump with joy.* a5 _9 W) e8 U" e
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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0 f% \6 d" R( X2 rThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the) {! O1 i. ]; U* x2 d! x5 H* b0 p
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like, H+ {( A/ b/ s7 p
fotograf 20% shorter.! A6 A9 ~* p4 p) N! _) A
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' H% l. ~0 d: R  t8 Y( C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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6 i" u' h( H2 [7 A' \: F" WGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
1 U: Z1 ~& n2 t: Vben a deterent to akurate speling.
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* I1 m& Z( k3 t$ eAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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+ h- C! h! N5 c  T6 LBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" n$ e# e1 s/ R$ pafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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/ D9 I1 U% |2 Z" LZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu( [& d4 J# a! o" K
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 ]; L; r. z9 I: R% B
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze; T* `! r: j6 v. ?( C
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 C' g2 C& _! e$ \+ T" S7 E5 Z还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
0 S* T' D- Y! H; u' ^7 m  w, Ssuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:& s. y; E3 N* P* |1 Z0 z" X
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 G: d8 J8 n9 Q; M5 j
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:8 a. m! Z9 L! j; B) U9 Z6 W0 }
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( y" K/ x! I8 g' g; G1 n
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:2 P/ @2 k* x; Y0 q
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:. q4 j# _3 Y  e( p2 j
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# o2 \' S7 }3 J
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!* h3 j1 k9 B3 F- H& Y' j& b
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 P( x0 h- H4 F- D8 O8 g& N
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ k8 C$ r% I" V& [4 j
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ O# j# L( r8 R% k" q路过,让你们看看我的波

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