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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
  G/ N% A; z, W& z; |6 R! wbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English) U" Q% ~3 I+ q7 f7 j, a
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
8 \0 t6 k! w2 W2 qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." m: P3 e( @# [  a5 S
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 E, @. N3 R: p  F3 u" X4 D
the sivil servants jump with joy.* E7 _" i; O& s8 O
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ a4 \5 a) l) {
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ y" B: ~( g/ m% e3 [
fotograf 20% shorter.8 D' r9 `9 l8 b0 n8 f
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
% A6 E7 o3 c3 v2 ]0 Areach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# q0 X9 y1 R+ h' E
ben a deterent to akurate speling.* w& m. i: g. g5 a4 ?: t

; a$ ?5 O2 W0 z. C. D7 J; \1 t; r  c4 DAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 w, y. k1 @5 ~4 M  ]" V9 cdisgrasful and it should go away.. {4 s* p1 x! t! O0 R

$ F% ~9 H  b. \1 I8 G+ _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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; P* M, M; Y2 h1 Z  l2 a" \8 MDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( w$ x5 b$ _* K8 t) @
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 x: Y4 E3 Y% ~, M, JZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) m4 M/ z& l3 m/ }* a
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
( a% c, S5 ?' F: H$ tUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 W' J' P$ O, u  B" C
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 J1 g, n% B2 n0 v/ M& Vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  z& u$ s2 F* Qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- k0 c9 r3 _$ G5 o: _' B0 l
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:0 q, d- a7 E) G" M( L
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 |, u5 }9 O' v8 j& h/ ^# O
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ C$ ?  c7 L: i$ V2 R8 O
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
& i9 L# T8 ^* B: p9 y- x这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" ]* \7 h5 |; p& y9 d) s; [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* A" n5 J7 k- H8 K# m+ l2 R你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!6 f( s. p: Z3 M- z" A+ r- }+ v
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:) Y0 ]" j6 a7 a! E
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* s5 t! P7 w9 a! q$ D2 i
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:8 E& I4 U* c# T; w* t) T, S
路过,让你们看看我的波
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