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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 O: e: s( @0 w, l
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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! {5 m" T# \0 i4 F; t: s. Y. iAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English, S9 n2 S- J' v: {2 o; \. P
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make+ U+ ?1 b3 ^/ O2 e, v6 p& N
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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$ Z4 N# c# D8 o. ~( q5 W. y0 JThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
$ ^% R0 v3 d- ~8 rkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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" _, Z& z  L6 e* LThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 [. u$ K' i) r
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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1 p" V; d* W' ^In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
) S) s/ i2 X% A; A9 ^# Vreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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% O- O. C2 p) }' gGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always, p8 _- @0 w5 h+ a/ Z6 l( O% [
ben a deterent to akurate speling.( L) [. T8 k) B- J% F

% ]. h( |* l+ l( e3 g  lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 x) V  F/ k" S+ M) ldisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with7 i* l# {- b8 a( X1 z0 j
"z" and "w" with "v".- j/ ]: p/ d8 B9 D  K, u  ~5 s( L
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
! S0 ~; P: t! M( t2 S) ~) Uafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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, k" o) b4 l; u" Y1 j7 R% TZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
* p- {% A" l. u( T; `$ Tunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
6 `4 c0 x3 H9 ?- t) B+ f2 M* A9 v( \Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 h( {  u7 w6 b7 X$ I# A7 m! z$ G
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:5 O* S7 |+ x; P" \: O, a4 ?
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:, o" d3 q0 E1 X3 k6 u( f
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! y! V& @# P6 r# ^( R: n. ?5 Jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 `& d9 A& m3 n( z1 S
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
, A  h/ ~1 [9 U' q" C/ X5 ], i) [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)) J& j" [) {$ X; g
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
+ ?) J1 Q2 y1 v0 k9 Y0 u8 D这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  p. }( {* n; i
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 d/ s4 k6 g- Z/ g% @2 P6 F) V  s
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:* h2 m. }* p/ e3 U6 V& P( C/ @( B
路过,让你们看看我的波
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