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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
7 }; \& a' _% x% o, E; Lspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
/ g6 c1 ]& {4 d) O) P) m6 M4 Splan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".1 c+ l% N% {% n, P
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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: {) }& K& c8 g) i$ I, nThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* I# |' j( M# Y" v6 v1 y' E9 P
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.) c) i1 {# q( @% i! s
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% J/ E  p9 ?. S8 XThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 T6 o5 G1 M" f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like. w, m3 Z/ l2 B) `: S- i8 v
fotograf 20% shorter.* Q# v; t( _3 r2 Q- s
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to1 P- G; i% ~; {! k
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.# M* s* ?% t% R: r$ |! K& e& Z1 a

# W. d4 R  B+ `: y: C! \Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always. @" ~+ Q" b3 |/ V
ben a deterent to akurate speling." n" W; O( S% j
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ o6 Q0 ?2 G# P1 g6 c/ v; Q
disgrasful and it should go away.
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2 t" I6 t4 O1 |9 ABy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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% N' o! r. h$ m& |During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
2 c: ^& ?: p0 \) p( q9 Yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  M0 x1 Z5 E! D( h; W. T
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.2 N4 f2 K/ |: P& `2 J
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
  n6 B7 U$ o: g0 M; {- Y" F* ]还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 k7 X% V8 |$ G) |/ O$ a3 Q, qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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$ i( D6 o* u0 G( X7 _* k7 X[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:" Z' |! Z) L. p6 ?' I3 O8 T
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 w' h# p1 |( P9 v$ ?
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
1 D: `# {) ~3 n, Y% W+ R! B1 }; `这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
  d8 ], q& R! u好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:* Y4 B/ j$ {7 q# o6 t2 J0 c
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:# h* }: f2 W9 h( ]; x! n/ X
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( v  S# e' V( `# A- ^  ]* T

  ~* j5 N1 ]" y% J* s焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:+ Q3 E0 i1 \; u0 g! W! o
路过,让你们看看我的波

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