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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
. z' r. V- h/ h2 ?$ Bbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
9 C! U8 q5 N) `1 Q( k2 M/ R7 qthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% U& a+ ~2 b/ j$ z! K& ispelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in! i$ d9 ]0 t: F$ _2 t# a. f$ e" g
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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+ N7 Q( t3 h! R) a9 m4 G4 |* m7 [In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make) a& B! C9 l3 [) Y
the sivil servants jump with joy.! i8 e8 P' ^, C( X% a5 Z2 Q& w

% x3 s. q8 t# F1 x0 f# E; nThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
# d* c4 l0 i) p' Fkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 x4 o. C" _* c/ G6 C! _# @7 Ytroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
0 S3 x" k4 h) v( S' pfotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
& E2 E$ D* p! N3 N- T$ oreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% i; _1 D9 ?2 ]6 `

* A8 D6 S! k! r- _0 `" x5 HGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 V% A) j* ]& C' ~5 G/ R
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 X1 n5 M! g) [disgrasful and it should go away.
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/ Y# H! Q3 m" B$ G4 V2 J% ABy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and/ D+ x) ~& Z. k% j! `
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.: ?6 G5 ^' l8 S( @# c& h$ Z/ r

2 m' z& R+ |/ \: U+ ]- T- YZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
& b0 P# {( W# w* e9 H, lunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
, h2 o, Z0 V9 E3 mUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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- B; E  O! [4 F5 a, bIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:: e: W9 B( `1 y
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( ]9 ]/ D. x5 v3 O1 w* O3 Y0 hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  u, u! I2 H2 qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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; b, p# v& E0 i- A[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
2 l4 X5 g$ h4 k; Q4 x% udon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)* L5 U! U8 M/ k/ d% U- T; I9 y: ^

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 S) w! J$ R0 I/ k1 S
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* R, W+ N+ E3 g) I- o7 f! z; f+ N2 }好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:1 }$ M. U& C) @/ |0 }, M
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 M$ V, C! b4 z: @
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!; Y6 `8 v5 P8 \( _& a4 M% X

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:1 b* I& L- o! Q5 D! X
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 A- D6 S  N# v& a3 y0 E: k9 d好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
5 [1 _6 V$ E4 X, j路过,让你们看看我的波

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