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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
7 W9 D( Q$ o- ]4 X1 _* nbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was0 O& P( t' g# x7 s  [
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 C1 w( |( c2 v* d8 @8 u
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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& J% F" a) O6 K9 O* ]) JThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: U0 v" @: D/ B4 B5 G
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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4 d6 Q, ~" k5 ^$ N  fThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# _2 @1 H. |% C. e$ a0 z* [
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
: Q0 d2 E) J/ ?+ D  [, e: ?fotograf 20% shorter.( m8 O7 z( X3 \5 {5 w/ p. K" j

& m" U4 W( y9 B6 dIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
+ y3 ?; h! n0 Creach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: l$ [  P  N, g. V: J. }/ c0 z$ T

( X# @& L2 k0 s0 N7 UGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always1 W; F$ O7 @" X$ u( z7 i
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
4 j4 l+ ^4 ^4 M8 q% m9 ldisgrasful and it should go away.
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# ]) ]; f+ ^4 l4 I& d/ jBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) R7 h3 M; [) m3 ]  }
"z" and "w" with "v".
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4 z9 X2 L0 B' Z$ u3 {During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
$ ~7 s* k& a9 @( D- Zafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ b! J( U! w/ p& g; s" tunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 P! b. _; E6 V# S
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# K; s+ n7 V& x3 J0 h. M* P
forst plas.  P" n/ j% I4 {$ ]+ ^. X

( U0 p% D# A  q0 u; V+ NIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
/ R: s1 U8 j$ g0 }) f8 {6 a3 X0 i6 H还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:/ Z9 J2 a! M2 n7 p
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 L! K3 e1 A. u1 W) Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  }9 G2 J8 P0 R9 O/ Edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 w9 L$ F/ W% Y; F6 t
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
/ i1 ^9 }( |2 d) r0 J2 ~这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 F6 I! C1 e, s( h2 ~4 Z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:9 j) |9 s" J7 x: t! |
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 n& R+ O* L7 ~6 K- h
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ Z: ?. e+ X9 H  B: Z& p* O
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 J5 T! [# w& s1 t' h  `0 G/ r# T
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) n" I7 v' \! s: Q0 U9 r! k
路过,让你们看看我的波

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