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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will7 q+ P+ g4 Z) ^7 N! m
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English; R+ R- f- u0 Q/ a) `! r
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% e% s- q* d9 N5 c2 a
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
* F2 w/ ^" R: y, ?9 j1 \konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.' S, W6 b  H2 B- q9 W+ f
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0 e) u- \; T- b- lThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
( c( t5 a8 ~9 T, @7 jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- t9 b5 G* ]/ j+ ^) Y5 z+ N
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
, y1 w0 q  [8 A( p- areach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
3 `: B6 H4 Z9 `* R7 Cben a deterent to akurate speling.; F6 h( s! W" s& M% C

. E$ Z5 d8 ~) ~9 Q" I" U7 r. m4 yAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
3 s# P7 s0 z9 ]* s" mdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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8 Z/ E7 ^, F) b! j9 T5 e' k* JDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
% s5 m, `' F, W! f  j: }6 Yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.( N4 ^. F% d+ d/ {
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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5 E& }! @. ^9 H4 ^3 lIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
0 |, ~0 ~1 N* O还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% U+ R# P% l: i# i7 `  Q6 w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" \# E+ i$ H) p1 f  T) Xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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5 D9 V( l# v" S5 C               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 v! J3 {- h+ p2 R! l

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:9 E8 R& L. o2 H4 G. h
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 I2 Q% i  p$ R! C' G) ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:: |# h3 h5 @9 m/ d% w
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 J& Q8 j+ V+ e+ R; ?0 L5 c5 z
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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; h! V- @8 m+ y0 |& V焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
+ @4 L8 I) J6 P: g2 R7 j' f惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 p3 z# k% r; l5 D7 U. \
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
! f; h% B6 G+ V$ l( f路过,让你们看看我的波
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