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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% Z3 ^* g5 O) P& N
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was. h$ u" \9 e' f+ `3 N* D
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
( b5 k4 U6 G$ Y# R) rspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* f' N4 |$ L3 y, ^plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".) c$ m: R7 \6 F, E

9 o3 L3 @8 u! N& qIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 n7 e4 z+ x$ G. Z  @" H2 w, n- i2 K
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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" S2 s* m+ \7 R) K6 ~There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
$ y6 l' w# x! z2 Jtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like! s$ R  r1 C: d
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% U8 H3 X/ q4 ?2 M$ F
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.7 \% I2 m% Z: R1 T1 K" C

) N, n$ K9 |6 t2 N) ]2 X, |Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 ^# s& Z- }/ |0 \6 E+ v$ i
ben a deterent to akurate speling.: L  b4 e8 z  c1 y

8 w4 Y+ G: X9 l, p) `( _4 Y# i, iAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is3 \' j0 j7 c. G% Q7 M
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with. C3 H- M" ~; c; T4 W
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 ]8 q  x9 P- o6 _* Y; j* gafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 @' M' Q" p6 @; ^( i! wZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu2 _% g4 V; o5 ?
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru./ P5 ^% }) _' n% b& @& y
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:2 |- K* M( o( C" @- R
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:2 n: J- u6 O8 a/ w9 q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

# d5 v; B2 z5 P/ Idon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 z; l- \9 t9 I! a  ~, t1 ~don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)- Z$ V( h! I- W1 }% b

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 b7 @( \9 _" Z5 \
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" e, s* t, J; T6 K
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:0 y# l. ], ?6 W& b% I
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 n2 D1 L: o8 B! [& _' e% n' c
你想到什么了?? ;)
大型搬家
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, ^( ~# K' A$ B& E5 y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
/ h1 c/ }+ ]7 l惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 L' Z) {( a! g3 x  r
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) ^+ p2 j, N7 }4 o
路过,让你们看看我的波

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