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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. z! ]) c; W. s6 k8 F! c
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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1 R- N: K0 ~- o2 Z' hAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
& {/ R" x9 n0 n: x1 R; P% ospelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
7 X' {  F, C9 l  hplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up! i; y) }+ G% p( O/ `
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.9 x4 `) T' \! ^* F+ J; m$ ]" x

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ \- ?% ^8 R% O( [% {# c: n
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  E& \/ P7 \& [2 |) q
fotograf 20% shorter.
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( {( s) D  P( s( u* o: t8 }( pIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
. w' J, W; b- N- \9 D; Yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  V- V; l2 }# H& S% _8 W
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
7 k6 @2 x- ~+ |, Y6 jben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is9 F0 |4 M$ G4 L& t7 y
disgrasful and it should go away.* C5 A( F& a6 H- q5 u

' z6 V% G0 X- a; r  V5 m2 dBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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+ R' K0 v9 m9 D3 r/ fDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
) n# n# g; E9 d% R7 p& o0 Kafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  T& w# y( n# {0 e8 sunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.- Q* U6 n5 k' ~+ P
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:+ q; W+ d8 T/ Q! ?. W
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:7 [2 B* F! c0 W: L. c
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

. t) a4 G* z) n3 a/ Xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  w+ P, S) v) `2 l/ f  q
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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$ m  {) F* b+ B/ b[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 p# }) s6 |. K) r! k( E6 F9 M

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 T. f  H0 R& t8 x  v: w' H这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 ?  i; E: E; @% B- a" P
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:- n2 k, j; t5 z+ W2 N4 `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
2 q3 z  p2 s( N/ V' p( C0 t你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:' T: Z* V# v$ H
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!' p% W; L# Y  N9 \# O/ E) ~# `( I

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
2 |! G" T$ g# m惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 g* U  @2 \. X  ?好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 I$ w! N& {, A6 T) R路过,让你们看看我的波
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