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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! K! T1 Q: o2 s& H
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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. o" T  I) u' |% A* ?As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 Z, d2 Q: D0 w5 J* F
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ }0 x- H7 \; tplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make: Q  W2 T" G* D/ R4 a8 D' y3 L  w
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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/ O) T' F$ h6 TThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: O5 c2 T4 B5 c/ z
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.; E. u0 X5 |- \: ~' _; b$ g  z# [

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the/ a! m; X3 s5 b4 W3 J( f) r( ~$ z* X! c
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ F3 \6 m' ~! m5 r
fotograf 20% shorter.* `' ^; Q/ T6 ?9 ^9 s

; ^# r: O8 V  _  i1 N! wIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to7 M3 p0 [; Q" i* ]8 [
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- `( u* k; e3 D& B; _6 `9 z2 }
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 ^# G* f! v0 }/ t3 \  }
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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7 y+ i/ l/ i% i/ Y+ v9 JAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
7 G: B1 \" U/ A' \1 n, h1 `1 ?disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with! j% T" _0 ?0 O/ T: M
"z" and "w" with "v".$ \& D- N( J- E& A

$ S9 b3 \- B9 ^5 s+ l/ e0 ADuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and$ B% |4 o) r5 l4 t+ k- ~
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl./ P& P2 G3 ~. E1 O

3 i0 R  r& i/ e9 Z* z: DZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
3 I/ U0 E/ S8 I- a  a# f" |7 N7 bunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.1 e  f5 |: ^. @! O1 v% q& s
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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( u% X, C2 [. O4 w, b+ ]If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
! V: p6 Q. |! E2 N+ ~& e$ l还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
7 c0 c( X* X7 X% ]4 }; C8 E7 Xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

! m8 j; W' J" v* sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:* V4 p7 M/ S6 L
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' O, |$ ]8 u& |7 l& x这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, A4 ^) Z) F3 ~好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:9 q5 l% |9 r- P4 L$ j$ i
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" F- O& D) y, M7 ?7 D3 _
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% e& U3 B* Z) X/ q) v) w; g# M- @- A& {1 b
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 d$ S  i8 N7 z. h9 i3 H! l9 [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
9 R/ B# N! E5 ^& ?; X7 Y5 O路过,让你们看看我的波

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