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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will1 f+ D8 U0 P- z
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 `8 E9 e7 w8 r% M- A; C
the other possibility.7 `8 h+ h; H7 |6 W) ^" f: e
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  g- R$ j5 J! U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 ~8 x: e; y, t6 w, t% Z3 Z4 ]
the sivil servants jump with joy." I! S+ l: G( A% k$ Z& T" m

. J. A" ?' O+ Y; T* U. ~+ |( k; w8 MThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( m* P7 [/ h" r) g" {. G
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.8 T: w& O* e1 c5 U8 t- {- @1 a0 \

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' w7 }0 [4 I1 }5 i% i: |# q1 l( q' ~There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the5 x" H3 o0 d) e" ~0 r% R7 q
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like3 ^+ Y/ l9 R; J$ ]0 {7 Z
fotograf 20% shorter.$ ], e# ?9 ~! J& F

4 T- Y0 K# R$ U: a! p( `) w1 MIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
0 _# b3 s+ ~" X0 Z1 H- Dreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always! i4 b& L. P+ b5 g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.) h4 v7 i5 V: n/ V# v

$ J% ?# Y( c% Z- f, NAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is- K1 d) ~: q- U, @# M
disgrasful and it should go away.; v( \" h. T) }4 F' o

7 f- w* t$ Z  P( D/ HBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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1 U4 t2 D: |3 q8 q9 ^! n& P+ s4 {# QDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 \1 J3 {3 ?& H
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.( L$ q/ `, Z/ J
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% @: o5 Z% I  U: d
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru./ D9 w% j$ H+ {+ O; o
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze/ c9 j6 a2 `. F7 o
forst plas.8 i5 ~- \4 u2 W3 f; _* E

* e2 D' y& N, T+ n/ jIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ z2 I+ r9 s2 q$ p$ V+ W% o还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
* c) H: P- s2 P$ W1 Isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 Q5 J, L4 u; O  q" N5 R& a4 ]! q
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:% U, M% u  v8 H+ V6 a  i
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)" q+ J" b. v1 F
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:# }0 l0 M, \9 ]
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* Y+ g2 \+ c: T1 l! o7 m+ i好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& g& G3 h6 y! X. m0 y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:8 p( R) s3 N3 W0 ?* f% g2 {5 J

& ?; \. s% k* I% h3 T焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!* Z5 ~* H" [& `/ \+ f: V
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:$ x" ~0 p& s: P
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) _/ [( `) t3 @1 m7 q* ]: T; V, B好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:* Q8 J3 }' r+ ^3 D; J+ {6 h( O9 n
路过,让你们看看我的波
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