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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 ^9 M/ q& x* m. c1 ~
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in% _, p' h3 G2 d2 {; s* o# C- E* `
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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7 f* I2 s9 f1 JIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, F5 S- U' H  x& w5 `3 w3 x2 `  j
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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* H7 J. X9 P/ h/ @) c& @6 m8 X. RThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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4 t5 o% H. X( H! E' MIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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$ Z6 Z7 [, a8 ]* F7 l* ~Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
  l" v2 e) I$ G2 vben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with+ b# C: F2 ^+ m: i5 l
"z" and "w" with "v".' Y6 I. X9 z& I4 q8 ?( A

/ j/ E6 T" k, F' R( h3 J# q0 gDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. e1 w9 `+ P7 h- j' R. I
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- P4 k2 B% n% C6 U1 m8 v7 E

' i- G* V2 J4 jZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, ]# p( v" E& {
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.0 }0 c, P. F0 X4 Z. z
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
) L4 f" y$ F8 P; {+ ^: M% P5 }还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
: {& m6 ?: {( m' [, z. o, @; g7 Zsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

( W) X" S4 K7 G* @5 k2 [! u$ ~don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( q- \% `1 U" p7 q0 ~

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 n, @, \7 b3 J5 A; xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- |8 o+ m6 K* S7 D; Q
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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, e1 n) f1 o& v+ k               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:* ?3 l# {$ `& g5 z, }1 w* s3 N
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! Y& m8 I" J) s+ ^4 f
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. j0 |  h7 P# c. t6 O2 g( V5 ~6 K
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, s: S. n* q5 g! _9 T; h. O
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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( r  g$ L5 z0 }# Z0 \焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:9 |7 j7 \4 ]' @0 M, d
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' a# \  A  F* A7 e+ w, R
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:8 g4 _2 L) Q8 ~9 c
路过,让你们看看我的波
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