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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
4 `4 T6 f$ Q1 x7 L# u( v2 vbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" l" b: @. D' O' H1 ^6 ^
the other possibility.
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2 M3 C: d" ~& u9 d4 b+ \0 DAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# o" L% Z3 W' X
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* ]. j! z; }& d( L# a8 g. y9 Qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 t7 u: o. T4 |7 m& j0 y3 I6 Y

# l) l) ~1 S; V  u0 ~In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make; o$ k3 |9 s& |
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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9 ^2 \. ~6 G6 F: w) RThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
* q) z, ^2 y* x1 f3 `2 s/ Bkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.% f0 f% U8 [6 u

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- S( T7 Q$ Q- Y$ }, @7 U" c$ sThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ _& ~8 [- t; B. f: X+ P7 P5 K) e' [
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like: r! B- a: {$ d" Z3 Q+ ?0 C
fotograf 20% shorter.$ S7 u' C$ e6 b  [

2 o/ ]' [- Y+ [In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# _- J5 o4 H( Q! w
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.) N' d& Y0 \4 y; y$ G; q2 t) Z. g
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
. [4 Z* x9 J; s& cben a deterent to akurate speling.
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; k0 R0 P- y" AAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
, B* Z6 s6 B1 c. i3 jdisgrasful and it should go away.1 f5 R( L" q4 ^  Q5 E4 e' N

0 r' _8 \9 q8 U$ f6 NBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
- L. g& F) t/ ?7 Iafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
5 D( f6 D2 {# R2 R! h& O* [( ~' Xunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
" d1 R5 n& o$ T5 n/ }Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 l/ n/ Z8 f! S4 G
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! ~' M+ f( E7 g5 H3 tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 B7 z/ L; b7 T2 x/ V! R5 Gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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+ K2 \; ?  R' w# \4 v[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:; x  z! V# O8 \3 h( t/ [: b+ ]
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.* c3 C' ~5 O4 c& u& }

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)/ `- R% S* P8 V) `+ g3 i% B5 Y2 L! w1 d

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:' L+ Y4 x3 T+ q( c) U
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 E6 X% |) M. q2 a6 _4 i4 Y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:) d. L8 u; s( t7 e
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 P+ V4 y# }' a! E2 @5 N
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:7 Q; y" X8 G7 g; W
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:( I7 C. i! S) n& c
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火5 z6 D6 M+ @4 b# v/ e
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:# O: l8 v+ p& \8 W- d! c9 Q
路过,让你们看看我的波

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