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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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) \7 h! C4 B( nAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. J; D0 I% N9 z) a6 w
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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/ U- U8 {0 @' j7 u, pIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make8 \) D( j1 z. O- Q3 K4 W, i
the sivil servants jump with joy.# B' N' t8 e7 g$ y4 ]+ I

3 v6 m/ e0 a% ~The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
$ b3 O& d( g: {konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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' H1 ?! W1 z6 [There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 t# T6 ^% M+ s. l* ]  Ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 k2 s6 E  e- ^' s6 ^5 Y: s" e5 D! W
fotograf 20% shorter.
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" t! E$ k# i4 }2 _' t! J' W, RIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 k; j+ y% a2 g4 G, _. C! ^! `% sreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% _0 Y) j5 |! Z# c- R8 w
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
: c4 z5 T& c$ }ben a deterent to akurate speling.6 w: B0 r) c7 q9 i* ?, g7 `

2 D; ~- \& L& t: R3 C4 A; xAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is. l* D( J: J6 M! h, D
disgrasful and it should go away.$ q* c  b! t, H# ?* R
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 D* q- I. I, M" L) V7 Y0 _$ W5 E
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
2 w( ~( G1 C: q2 q" M, }2 j# F6 n还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; @5 S; q) z% ^7 P% E: {4 }
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" i; k7 H% ^+ N0 \1 s5 Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: h# K. P$ w+ m/ s+ X
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* N; m- b$ J* P0 h. v% J  |0 B好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:5 _$ U* Z" v. _" H8 o
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; @( ~: c8 m2 S0 `# C
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
; e( @8 d& j( N" X惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 C# j7 n8 c' _, B; _好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
4 x- M9 [; F) s. |/ h, y路过,让你们看看我的波

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