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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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/ O5 K" a, _9 d$ ^- a8 }% E8 TIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 z7 Y! Y- S& a' Q7 {6 I* e/ X
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up/ w. C6 z7 d$ K) v! f# r4 \$ I' z5 |
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the! h% i, _/ ~  R. B4 y# i& F
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to! A6 H$ y7 Y0 g$ ^; o& Z5 w
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ G9 T* w' z7 H! K% o0 P2 K! t
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 P: y+ t) }: O( y" f- Z& V
ben a deterent to akurate speling.4 b$ V* d2 i( E1 q3 o! L' |
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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# ^! x+ \& F5 r/ ~9 U) N1 l" FBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- T& U8 V6 r5 e: V2 G) v' s- j
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" V, i0 _+ m* C& A/ `+ B- L. F* ]after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.' g0 ]9 r: `" c* W( U) v
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu) X2 p0 a; T: [
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.3 k9 H2 |0 t6 g$ f( Q% C
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze5 P- z; W! J( Y" a8 E
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8 L% j4 a& M' N6 s- c4 }6 qIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, j$ \5 O. O  H! }# j$ ?还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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" M3 G0 v9 V- z. [' ~, x[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  i6 w3 I+ R1 y8 G3 `( l
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.3 v) A$ V6 ?$ h+ E; M% O
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;). l( K# g* w3 q
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:% J0 c- F* V- t7 E- N0 F, _# l
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火' |5 @% t. f5 W/ Q/ |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:! P5 S6 [9 f' j, R+ g6 T
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
% Y3 O$ ^+ }7 D: E& _& z+ e你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
5 u& _$ D' Q8 B% F; E惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( F) z3 R6 o! J9 ~. m, h
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ ]! |8 T9 H3 e" A1 r! E) R8 t路过,让你们看看我的波

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