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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% K9 r3 x& f# ]; _
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" H9 K* o0 I% @
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
0 R$ {' `5 I8 ?spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
) |( Y7 F" \, y* ~( t" @plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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& c8 E4 A* E8 VIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 _9 k! w. y7 o' Y1 f( ]4 j4 e
the sivil servants jump with joy.. J) y1 z0 i8 _
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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4 L& q0 \# ~1 bThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
# {% T9 c+ ]" w6 Ltroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 j* T7 Z' I1 D$ H9 j
fotograf 20% shorter.
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3 i  o/ b* n% e4 G' f$ KIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 P0 j; D& v) X* |# l. B; Areach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.! {2 [5 w9 |# w3 R% A: ~

6 q$ \" L+ K' X, P! X5 aGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# n  G+ g' y/ s( u# O
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is8 ?/ T# a& g: ^1 M$ J! S+ y
disgrasful and it should go away., p) A, c+ f# F7 C) l0 @. K; H3 ]/ e/ b
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 g# m( W2 Y9 n
"z" and "w" with "v".3 X. G. E7 l; Z

9 m' w4 b0 ?% yDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
" A" \+ f+ x' l+ m7 q; Cafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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& O# w% F/ K* MZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 B3 N# O4 Z' h5 C5 r
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.( J5 b; J6 o3 c8 `; ?5 S
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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) _: Y. }* T/ c3 y8 c. T! d1 hIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
# u" P$ T3 `( ~5 n( lsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ B. e+ v* v% w- A+ wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 y5 Y7 m/ {+ I( j' B1 X
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)* K- |- q- A8 y) H
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 C3 I" R. G' L4 ^0 N( P
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 f5 m: i" t4 Q5 f/ {  [
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ C$ l9 J1 u1 ]8 |1 E7 G; _
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 m" ~8 h# V6 Y) }1 O# w& O
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:3 H/ b& g5 F6 T& n' n
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 m5 [/ Q7 }6 g/ i9 {
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. E% [$ |5 s$ y, z. x
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" P; ^" G7 `  k) Q
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
0 c, A( b3 w' q: G4 V& N; \" h  H路过,让你们看看我的波

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