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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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: h2 V, D% v9 m1 O" U& D! VAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
1 Z% X/ s# Y3 k, Cspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in& a4 b5 Q% c5 l, t3 K* _4 @
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".. c  F3 u$ v  v) Z9 ~: O
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make1 V, t# T" t" y( Z9 G+ y6 P
the sivil servants jump with joy.# V! [2 R$ T, _
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
& z5 e, m( l' g' H3 F1 H, m/ ctroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
+ L  c. `  Y8 @fotograf 20% shorter.
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% \* ?; N* ~: `' G) ]9 b' l, WIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
% A: s% V2 h2 N/ @reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# H! s% W  d4 M; b+ n
ben a deterent to akurate speling.+ Q5 U: {2 y$ F, R) v1 y% L2 ^
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is  f3 s2 [! B& Y) R
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
! h5 {( W2 c+ ^+ Vafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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' z0 ^" E' y/ ]  l5 {Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu  k' p- R8 Q& p2 A8 s
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
% ^2 r! r. k& [" i, |. r2 @! B# W0 kUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
+ Y3 I7 ?, E. A% G- \0 D还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:  A# P7 W; X* c0 f: x5 q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# N3 c; @7 o/ O+ F

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:" a0 F" X- ~, Y! M  J! D) H
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# C, J! X) d% u
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 \! {: r2 o0 y1 [. p" X
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:1 M& W# Z$ l) |6 _  p
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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8 A: {2 X6 n4 b1 A8 l/ m$ B焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:# w3 g" M( E, j9 ^% j& F
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- N: o. z+ `2 r$ D" a好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:! M! b1 ^* H2 A
路过,让你们看看我的波

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