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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
$ X& e. o7 [6 w3 Abe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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9 Y9 a6 w# F6 B- x: `4 Q) v5 j9 UAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% V# O) e" E6 K1 i8 u# W" O+ b  O
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in; t7 A. C& e: i) P1 z  f
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make0 n3 M3 \( z0 B0 g3 \
the sivil servants jump with joy.$ h- z7 A, n6 `0 F1 Y' p% c
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up* I- p8 x3 u1 X4 _
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.  w, s% k, j9 e
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the) l' d1 [! B; q% R' p+ @
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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0 r/ w' I0 Q8 H1 Y- a0 w1 mIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
% J4 ~, |* p( f  u6 p" p- sreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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9 h3 k' v( f: y- ^) C$ ]Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 w2 q8 X. W. s
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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4 ^6 U& t6 }: t2 h. Z9 jAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
6 [5 |$ z! t, g2 a, ~8 ~6 ldisgrasful and it should go away., q  S+ E; ?9 @- y

0 u& n& j+ `  H4 J/ k5 g5 rBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 v1 R  |4 w: y
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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4 g2 H$ ?+ S' w: c/ gZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu0 S9 s% z. ^& u& f; I: x' v
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.' u/ ~6 j3 S& ]$ G  P
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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4 c! X$ u# |; J# a0 zIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 b. F+ _) B/ e" N还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 J8 x& U; T  v7 Wsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
% x" r  z9 L9 y0 h! U5 ?4 Ldon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 u5 S3 w% B- B, L
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ y* W. _2 @4 U; h' t3 ^- N这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ N& n$ o/ T; {3 c  S
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:7 m0 T% ^# F+ Z; P
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:- F" Q+ o" X& P9 F' \& u
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 L$ w. W. I9 y8 }" r; q# {

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:+ L7 N  V8 J' F
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! w3 v& V* ?: k7 n
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:! V$ R5 @# V# A0 f3 L5 ~4 `
路过,让你们看看我的波
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