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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will( [7 p1 g  |) Y& |0 {7 _7 N5 V, M; @
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was- N- W3 e# T/ e* K  X/ T9 F1 |2 f# m
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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* x( R1 o2 ^0 Q% Q9 m  Cplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  `4 H$ o) K1 e: B

5 O; ?0 K; f3 V& _2 _5 V/ M% zIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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6 U& X9 G) M; u" GThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
: i4 ~$ W: S$ f5 Dkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
$ Z8 e6 m8 r3 `6 ]* h( B& atroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like" V: D( m4 j+ o4 E
fotograf 20% shorter.
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0 G* h$ S4 [  X0 g  ~In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
. A" C" _) @9 j& ^* Q* W( k' Rreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.6 \; W& A, o/ h* @2 ^

9 i) S( w7 b# [: H1 I3 y9 ?Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 N- m; P2 F  F, h7 Z
ben a deterent to akurate speling.( j: i* ?5 |7 T: f0 `4 R% K1 g) s

. ]- _8 x' f; @  mAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
% R8 `' o+ ]: V, @; ]disgrasful and it should go away.2 B( A6 @- }6 @4 w- }  }! H: B

( @# J& j3 Y# i; h% U; N$ |By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
: @  C8 w. Z7 D8 [5 W3 u6 |"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. s: Q8 Z4 D1 P" A* g1 U0 B  rafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ O9 Y0 J# u2 K; \' ]! I4 ?% c+ e: h

3 |& U# [% [7 Z" lZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu. q: X$ j1 ~0 J/ i: S' p% H- [
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* T% A; A  T( K# |1 `% F& d
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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$ i% u9 E+ i: C4 _! ~5 J6 S( FIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
' q0 ~4 G  s# t( m2 Z, O还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:# h! ~4 t9 Y/ D
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
. e9 B& w$ I  v" b4 p5 Gdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# |2 F  N/ x- B" S( `
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)2 K9 f; O; m  k% r4 Q: `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:) V: p+ R; m* N3 _9 ~
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火& _4 f' \, O* D7 \% n( h
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ `7 U( @: k6 M% H! ]/ \1 f你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. N* {( I6 k$ f- j( |

0 I! c4 A6 ^. j$ Y' c# s焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!" A- H& C3 F& d; [9 l6 Q
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 Z3 ~2 G. ?: f惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 L  r0 Z. s+ m好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ c1 l+ w8 m/ h9 A. n路过,让你们看看我的波

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