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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! f4 U: P8 ~7 a* a( e. G
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English( L' l1 V6 _- |( b$ g( E. V0 \+ o
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in- w7 S1 Z2 K/ s
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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# v3 ]1 R& E1 c$ A7 LIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( T! _/ H% P: N' }7 R
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to( q2 E4 Z1 [2 y0 y# [
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
9 x- J9 d: L! [) eben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
+ C5 l( O4 S% P' _disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with* R2 I" k& x4 f' m% ^. p9 Y+ Y
"z" and "w" with "v".
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* z8 W6 y! Q/ }+ J6 s) @" iDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 P" x+ I) n: K
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.( e; y1 T$ b& n) Z3 G

) B: w% u- h7 ^4 s6 \9 cZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
3 E! \# O% u! L9 Q( r9 t6 uunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
4 w8 t2 M" N$ f1 c  ~Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze8 }* M9 ?8 J" W/ L5 [
forst plas.
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) i" y) c8 v& f1 a' vIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:& A, C# G: L5 N* |
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:0 T7 O- v' `. O+ g1 g, ~
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.+ ^3 s9 d+ {; E; ^
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  W1 L$ {# V! @2 Z6 g* T
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
$ y3 k, ]9 p+ }4 m6 }8 y# r2 F这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, Y8 N# d4 w1 V6 {. Y. n- Y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:& m! g1 h" H! g+ I
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! G8 K! E- `0 ?0 X* N你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 ]) ~+ G% e, b& p4 G8 y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 q' ^4 b! P) o) r惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 r* J5 l3 v9 E* O/ s6 K$ P/ G5 k好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( H0 v$ g  i! m路过,让你们看看我的波

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