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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- B9 L9 m- m% f5 e  V
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was2 ]- j. D$ m$ |4 y4 D
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1 D5 [$ e) K  y. C% f. BAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
5 P  H, B# B6 _8 ^/ g7 lspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 x. h7 u' e! A! i5 I- G! I
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"., P1 d3 i4 J* g

1 y9 n2 h1 M" S; ~/ w" A, IIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& ?6 Q  D6 b  ?) m/ f  O
the sivil servants jump with joy.! R3 |( K' h+ W" b/ A5 N% F, p

  ~* R6 F# t( m0 O! bThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up$ {+ B) D  o$ F; w5 c2 H
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.; L  F$ a% h/ r+ y9 @$ D" i9 b1 q  x; X

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ L. u" ]0 b" p( Itroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to3 ?  \' \  `% @' k) s
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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: \5 T) h5 L4 w5 A( M' TGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
$ K" d% \/ |1 N9 h& j( Fdisgrasful and it should go away.1 t/ i. S0 h3 [3 c& D% @7 \
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
) u/ x4 t# T: H( |( Y2 n! Yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) N3 W6 H/ ?  P5 d

! h# V! w3 [; H' ]9 }Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu' K8 g" C% w( w5 k9 \
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.) Y" N: ~! |8 Y, r
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze" y; ^7 W' s% H6 D; y' @% O
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, r$ s" x4 D+ e# Q还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
/ f  r+ V5 D5 m. P" z( K! q* K+ qsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ }  C$ C( d& @( W1 l  M. adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 [& D- c* }3 V( ?9 i  p' k9 N, J
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:  A# @& b  t1 V/ Q, }4 v" I% B
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 E8 _3 [0 t# k0 w- B

9 x5 S. k4 [4 O+ e4 m[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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3 n7 D% B5 u1 h               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:- }6 M. Y' [- X- t
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
# F3 ]% {( B  @1 I# ~. l好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 m/ `& ]2 d+ P
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 m" v7 c5 T$ H- y3 x6 c, [. F
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:. ^+ e; P; |) y6 T  P! c

) x2 O: E$ L% P! H焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!& B+ O! i8 N6 o  X. r8 M9 u  g4 N
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 E/ S! R9 w: w4 u1 U9 O+ ]: Y7 B惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) k3 ?) O0 j% V" y2 P" o2 L3 J好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- z& ]  \4 ?7 K5 k# m路过,让你们看看我的波

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