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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 c5 g7 N2 z+ o4 G8 ^, t
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English2 {( c/ O6 D5 ^/ s
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
8 \# n* d  G. _6 _the sivil servants jump with joy.
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0 y3 R# V7 v9 ~- AThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: {% S1 e5 s! L
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
* Z3 Z% a4 z+ _troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 n: i) K: {( }" N2 D/ |3 j! v3 ?
fotograf 20% shorter.: t) ^" C0 [; n: |
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. U5 l# l, Q( @& |6 G/ X
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
, \3 N& c0 W7 K9 |, P9 M: Cben a deterent to akurate speling.% s* m. A  T. y) v$ m

- Y0 W& X6 X  ^% M+ yAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with5 l% Y! Y0 B2 x- i- ^+ u. p
"z" and "w" with "v".
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( ?7 Z* b4 e2 r/ e) \% _During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and! g- j" i/ l1 ]$ P5 {; j
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.$ U; [4 k6 {4 K% X& ?

" w7 U( e8 e. D, l+ l; B. `; a1 |Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
7 Q9 {. N$ j. r2 ?5 O* l1 hunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
- I* O( b3 ~9 v3 G: V1 Y( XUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze1 B& n! }2 D0 ], |, A
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
# C0 s( l' B3 T还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
0 S0 p3 s3 d( q* |2 m3 osuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

9 \$ U5 A& ?" \7 K. C  g8 T' adon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: o6 A; L# D. p. e5 A  l

: N+ ~% H4 t  U$ d8 |" d[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
+ n9 y' c& l7 |5 P! i0 `don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.4 y( S6 t! E7 C3 P( D5 Z* j( V

9 {! f2 O$ V# |; S[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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- c& P4 E3 X4 L' n& G$ D               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ ~) X, U- C4 z; ]: d# k* B$ Y
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: I# h. A" D' G  I: F6 t
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:; g) L( L- k7 G$ A* d) Y
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, K% }- F1 g! R" w6 U4 R
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ y; w" ]# g# |+ P7 ]
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 E1 v) G# c( B1 t3 x/ z$ N, R, j7 P
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火; G: r0 M% N+ L
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:, B* |# D3 p1 j% r! W
路过,让你们看看我的波
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