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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will* r/ x; a& ^) t. y& H9 P7 G8 r. \
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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" a7 `; U6 f. J0 _+ m; J4 }As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English  {2 T! G( J: v
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 g/ z: X9 p) d* i0 b+ r6 Qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ l/ f) P/ d1 b
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make0 o5 t2 y0 a+ d6 g. S
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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. V3 W, O. `7 RThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up1 n; I/ ?# Q" c2 n" {6 |2 i
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.8 t3 k! j% Y) z6 O1 h
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2 K! G, F8 S' V" n3 z; ^There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
- o/ f8 F, e, Ftroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like/ x* g  s1 M* C
fotograf 20% shorter.; W. e$ C2 W& k4 n, ^

5 G. c) i! u! f# ?$ e8 WIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& j4 a; |/ G- Y, ?" Z3 K
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.* q2 P% g6 o) d( \& }

$ E0 o2 U8 B0 X1 P; AGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 i/ L$ b/ |) d( K* l  k
ben a deterent to akurate speling.0 k  t2 _" A: c8 [

2 y7 J! m" e/ D% M6 HAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
& ]+ W" _1 f* u9 u* g3 adisgrasful and it should go away., h0 N$ I, Z3 h; D( ?1 B' s. t

, }5 O, \5 L* k( VBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with: r$ K- O0 n, C- p5 J
"z" and "w" with "v".# u* [$ l8 w. N3 |' Q
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 s$ W5 p# p" g+ g
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.  t# a0 G/ O" g! U7 l) J2 _) Q

4 ?8 a$ P- t% H  Z3 o: ~5 k( t8 L( oZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" O0 {4 K$ E5 Q6 y6 }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.% j/ Q+ v) R! \/ `! M& c: E
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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8 p% x5 U% F( d) y" }! Z7 a3 ^1 |% jIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 c  R* w1 x; S% a# c
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:' ?+ j9 W0 L  a1 H  U5 d) Y
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., ~) e  r5 ?& w: A- G

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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: }) M( }3 n3 b* c% w[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)' U, a7 M; ]3 N8 i; p

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:$ f/ y3 A0 C/ c' T! G1 @% W( f
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ a% f! o5 _) ]
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:8 ?. H" B4 b; @; P- Q, y+ H
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:+ y5 a2 e1 ^" w9 X

9 q" I* R) a: y" k/ o! m: s焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 \; V% s- u2 N! j. o4 L

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:  L$ |* [# I, {1 J' V6 l/ ]7 i
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 @: I: z' M: P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:# R+ J/ ?" G4 k+ u  W- N9 q* D9 h
路过,让你们看看我的波

9 i. ^( o. z& ?' z' b' f  O! g" W谢谢分享
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