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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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6 c# q% T) z" ]+ AAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
/ u3 n  \% @8 z- Q4 v. E( d7 b% yspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in2 b+ `! U% G- s1 @  P) J1 D$ }
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".9 Z9 w* g& d4 D
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 r$ E) P/ _0 e8 N; [
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the& n$ |7 a: ]+ ?7 E: U) D
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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# w/ ^" H/ p8 W5 PIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
; r0 t" b4 r0 Y$ ?6 u- `reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible." n, D9 M. F4 D  T6 k

. A8 W$ {0 z4 N1 Q: ^# ?Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 d- i6 M. q! O
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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% M" [0 ~+ Q: u. t% T6 GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with% X4 `4 J6 Y+ {0 y6 d
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 t+ ]/ n2 M0 fafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., z# u- m' }, ?: h) M

9 B- E' e5 @' ]7 H% [Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu! k: L) d* M7 R2 ^' L
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.2 B9 O( R( x6 n: Q
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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6 M8 Y/ O6 D# }1 @$ sIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:5 V7 ^- I7 M$ v: s+ V
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( `# K. k% P  Ysuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

0 w: N: Z7 R. ]% m  ~don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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7 W+ e7 U- O6 ^[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:: Z# a# ^( l; r% f0 @' T
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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9 [( q& W- y' [: x6 L! g" R' s[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ {  c; U5 w9 {) j$ u; l! @& S
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:/ t1 Z, s* s- P% I0 j) P
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" `' S" X( |- d/ v3 R
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; ]& E" m8 f, X3 C2 Y你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; o: u  z+ Y' I, x  g# ?7 R
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
! u7 b) B4 t9 |1 n惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& N4 M* f% M& r好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
4 x9 I3 [- o0 k7 M  v4 Q路过,让你们看看我的波
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