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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will. r1 Q: e  D( Q: m; [% {3 X
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was  J+ L  a5 Y& |$ r- v9 f7 K  S
the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make& t4 o' ?3 x$ E1 w" o
the sivil servants jump with joy.* {; |! T* v* X, {- g

# n# ?' l7 A: WThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up' h$ C' F& F. p3 ?6 s
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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/ \) \) |" {* u1 SThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- x4 C. }5 B4 i* C
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like4 T  G  ?8 I8 V( d$ r2 m& {
fotograf 20% shorter.. |; R- @- q/ V

8 C' j# j3 X- rIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' I5 V* f1 v2 k- V! A: L
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.) _+ W" z4 \" Y& {# p+ B
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always- X" L: c( m/ @& }" T. z5 p
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is& V- V6 _5 K/ ~- _7 b
disgrasful and it should go away.
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; {9 f: Y8 n( @; o2 b9 b. G" E# X' yBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, }! w; j$ E  ~1 _' z; |after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 C6 s3 @+ ^% Q% o

9 i8 z' _& Z' j  p& r1 q! }4 pZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
  ?1 l1 [. k: Nunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.( f  s# y' C9 V
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 p) n8 ]  a" I6 w* d: V8 P/ G
forst plas.
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% c, N! ^! f' m! X3 o( vIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
6 D$ p" Q# A. S还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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9 B, W( g2 _3 j1 N9 w[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:9 G) H6 j# k2 h3 z  n* ~0 x
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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9 v4 n  W' e8 R1 B1 r[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 s9 z% _; y/ A7 m6 o2 c3 s: o' l这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- N) }+ O. l# a/ B1 |. W
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:2 M- p# ~+ t# @" @& b( x3 Q
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:+ j/ X, n( O4 T" a, L0 [+ J

& b& E3 P9 f1 M" j& @7 D0 ?焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:) \* b" }1 q) i# }" ]
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" ]6 R' Y3 \1 q1 y  h# g好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  X9 x7 T& V! s# i% h
路过,让你们看看我的波
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