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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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4 Z* k6 q, e+ G. T! g0 tAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
- k% x& s) K/ B) @" [spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 s$ n# w$ u8 @) H0 X4 h( \& h4 S  t
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ V& b; f( `# S1 C6 v

. U8 F; {2 v4 p+ q4 zIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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/ G' g  m% A' Y# ^1 ~1 [The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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2 [' D! n. d' O! B6 rThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
7 R2 j% k4 B) J' f; t2 ^) K, Ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like- O4 l$ G+ E3 V4 w2 ~' n
fotograf 20% shorter.0 G4 |/ T& i# O/ D/ o
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
1 o) T+ D( g% g, Zreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
5 [% K- O, ~: y% y" iben a deterent to akurate speling.
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7 b- U  o6 u3 wAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
) m1 y& B; v" o6 S. _disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 E* K. u- x( H6 i& o. i3 C, G, i$ S5 L
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and: z; ]  P+ P) m  n7 y0 d( D0 q
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# ~' u* s; s9 {; |4 L- _( O7 K
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
6 l, H: i+ y6 c! F0 F- Tunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
# ^* |# y0 q" R5 |* {! B8 D: R6 Q  @Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
- k- L& T' M3 ~还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  |4 b* y1 P+ {3 {) K- Osuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:) B7 c( M- R, D* ]8 \' a/ K7 Z/ X
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)1 k* J% P" |) m! R1 a* B

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
! S3 j5 u  m; o这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
, _" W1 T' |7 F: G好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
( h& j* w% g+ y2 _: U& g7 k$ c你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:/ c: W4 y/ l" f3 i4 \
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:0 G$ H2 Q. V  D$ p* `  ~
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:9 {% B3 M$ S+ r. x9 U4 O8 [0 I' W
路过,让你们看看我的波

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