欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
2 \: c2 g: k" A7 ?2 Gbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
1 d' C1 T4 |$ \, P" ]the other possibility.
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4 Y# a( z- G3 D* RAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
. K- R1 s% P2 M9 F2 {6 J  N5 mplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.

9 E! \# b7 [3 Q, G, O. T. g& f/ hThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
% l3 i" {' y0 g. _$ O6 Fkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
7 G+ a2 \& [5 e/ B# f0 ^troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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; z9 \2 Q' o& y1 l# ~9 MIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
+ C" H  t. N; k4 ]8 dreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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* x& d  ~/ [3 B; J- h$ lAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
. z2 V3 Z; O1 {0 X1 S, ydisgrasful and it should go away.

9 G/ l5 q5 W$ r6 e8 [- jBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
+ d& C* W7 I0 ]/ [3 K- e5 z$ e& y; F# aafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

" O7 e2 x. Q/ f: q9 B5 PZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
0 M) e9 ?7 X; D7 D3 qUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
  W  M5 b% S2 E8 P+ d还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. z, r6 _9 m4 t; Psuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  b" X8 q& D% v& W. Hdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
. i9 |3 j0 r+ X3 c+ W9 W9 c9 m, Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

1 }' |6 ~* E% {[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
8 X6 s3 G: a- _& a% I5 U6 O" J  Y你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

* M3 ~8 a* S' I2 L* C% R$ L0 U焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
  C/ b  \% l% O# m8 f1 S- `惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
. v$ d8 n! `/ v7 R+ M好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

: E0 o1 j0 q" O' S/ q谢谢分享