欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

4 E( |* z( K( v) _% Y4 d$ p6 I0 X8 eAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' w/ l( ~( O3 U; o  Y- dplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

. d* M* H; V2 D" n/ aIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
. D4 e9 p) g1 v% B* {6 y5 fthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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% W+ W1 h9 I  N' ]* j+ LThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
2 W( c% e6 K8 T6 h1 i8 E# Okonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.

) o; k- {) ~/ Z8 yAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
& f5 F4 h5 {/ n% N9 N& q$ yafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

6 l. _0 v0 P3 m3 |" HZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

, v9 P4 C" M/ b( sIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
- M3 w, j- E7 k% @" ^2 ^7 Z: t; G还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 _) _9 l2 b, m6 G$ P) n( xdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

, l5 `. M9 A; R  t6 o' ?8 Z4 `[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
* q. M) v/ ^# e, V) y+ u" j# H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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8 U" A) W4 S. ?5 U( ]焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
( x- s2 y5 x9 V# M1 v3 j惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
! u- d/ u$ O& m) ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
% u- c( `" ]. d, C3 l# ^路过，让你们看看我的波

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