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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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1 }) O- V3 _+ _As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".* e7 Z! o# L6 H2 k  R" e7 U  n
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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7 |+ A9 a5 i& M7 l& O, r6 dThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the. k. f, L) V- M0 y1 y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always; V7 D. j) H( S
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ m3 R- A. h5 V( V) `; a4 `
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is+ O, U( t+ ^" U/ e2 o' t% n
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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5 D  z: y+ o6 l4 ~2 ^/ uDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 q2 W+ W# |/ F7 [4 k8 y6 `
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.; A5 ?  x) \; z4 d) Y

; }& L7 W3 B6 T. IZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze$ m' M3 P* \; U) `
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% s: L# T: {, A1 E
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; k9 F; W, f3 g1 k- l, S/ t
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 t" I+ }( D1 x5 q3 O

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" Q' B- ^, B3 d1 }don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
3 B  ~( p% ^3 m' s' u这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火/ [. N7 y9 B9 V& [4 b+ g" F+ n
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:1 s  C3 s& }8 L- ]' q7 N, O( K0 y
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" I/ a+ N. w$ E5 b# e! K4 n4 x: u  x+ W你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( r" D' K- X- g* R8 ~/ ?' E) o7 q
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!! _- ]% h' a; A7 q

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ W: r- d" ?: G; d, `
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
) ~: C/ T  a) P7 z6 g+ Y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:+ X6 {/ {( X0 b# S5 g; d
路过,让你们看看我的波
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