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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
! _' X  N/ W5 E0 O9 gbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
. M( I0 _; H  A$ tthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
4 i6 z3 x/ ^- k/ O8 G# ~7 @spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
9 V& H8 D+ H6 G& Dplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".7 w/ G. b7 t1 N1 g& g7 A- k; Y

4 k7 T) p; t+ j! pIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
" |$ @  ?, \! kthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up1 j- `# P! b7 c! }3 J
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the- {: Z0 B" J9 e$ ^7 \8 a, _
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 e% _# Z# F+ D! F
fotograf 20% shorter.
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* L1 p3 @/ m7 `9 z9 v. {5 UIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to$ [/ N( s! U0 |) d- p! q+ F  A) D
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ g* Z" t$ D/ a, q7 U& Z

3 A, _  `% O( O# C# jGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
# L7 p0 @& G, Iben a deterent to akurate speling.
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' M( `' `2 }7 F/ n9 ZAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is2 s8 h9 f6 z7 m  c, R' X
disgrasful and it should go away.2 E$ L: V. }" q' h9 w3 _" x
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 I# P  M  v: G" _
"z" and "w" with "v".) T& D: D9 ~0 P, R/ \

5 @4 e$ x3 E1 {  y3 xDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. v3 M/ t8 U4 U! ]1 Z! |after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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4 S2 d: c! P5 n6 G6 o) qZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
8 o2 _7 B& G5 N5 ^9 r' W: z/ ]# iunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.* j, e- m# H+ U& ^/ s
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze4 h) J+ o1 c& \7 ?
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:! n4 S  h  ^/ X' A
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 o+ |/ w3 C& W! U0 W2 E
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ [7 H8 S' ?9 @# W8 M. r) Bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' x' @' {. {+ x
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;): r* X6 U2 P1 s( K

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
5 Y' t* ?5 y$ y1 D这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火) z0 [2 l7 b7 ?4 N
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:# ^( t4 X  D% L6 w
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
8 I0 d) o) Q' i/ ?) ]惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  w8 N" @# ]- J+ N( i& U, R
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
8 y  Y) o3 u; N7 Q9 m路过,让你们看看我的波

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