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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will! X) {6 u( N3 |6 a
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was" s( m9 }4 k" o
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English( |6 C  M$ R* V  l2 K3 O
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in6 n# M" b7 c: }9 Z* N
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"." @# w' w1 u$ L/ R1 v( r5 ^
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to0 z  F0 l7 D- e4 c
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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& B* U: s- z! UGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  E  S, W: B8 o  H9 D+ D1 p4 g
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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2 U; N' n1 M0 S* xBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 j3 z( ]+ ^8 ]; b8 Q
"z" and "w" with "v".
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. Y; P7 S& w; Q" x% }During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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, i7 ~9 z8 n9 X& ~8 VIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 ~8 w+ m1 ^2 l* D
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ N) e8 D  G! k. l" isuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., `+ T, s1 `) \+ B& \2 e
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
$ b4 C0 O- `& L' Mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ J; t! \; z3 U, K. s- D9 S- y

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 @0 A* V( O. A: Y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 B+ K  B. O6 g这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 L9 i7 M: Z$ N+ @( a1 g0 T
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
9 {% Y; V. H+ A$ u% A* b惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 O+ j2 t1 t  n  H0 h6 r, d
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# s$ Z5 H- O' s# O* M路过,让你们看看我的波
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