欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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( |. g8 ~+ ~" P1 o. PAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
) l/ f, w9 t) Q/ `plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
+ s! n+ ?+ ]) i9 othe sivil servants jump with joy.
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% u; F& l0 B: g! W% _( ?: dThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
* c8 ~7 g! m0 ^& r3 a/ g+ Skonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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3 R6 b& R' r) c, [Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
5 p" w& H* L, Kben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
2 p2 T9 l6 R! H: L  j! ndisgrasful and it should go away.
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  d& Q# c- p6 t6 M0 BBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
3 Q( u9 p; l; c- Z" R( Dafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
) m2 Z# J# T, E! a' }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
9 J% L. [0 c, t# TUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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# o/ j4 ~4 ~/ _If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 Z! H9 v* U) _3 ^don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
8 Q/ h* g  q* Y1 K4 E' u1 w好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
1 V7 m3 d) r+ }4 W; P你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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0 f( J; i- v" h2 U: }6 T4 _' U焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
9 {4 u  h  a# ~7 U4 ~  f惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
' I# [, P/ `! t6 X! l; f) X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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