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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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- T; ?# E. q& MAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English! z4 W( s# f) V1 G  K/ A
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
6 C, |* d6 u. D% [$ L, Lplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".- W( b+ e' B; k

: Z2 P9 [/ L+ o5 Z  j& `In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
# y7 G  a* O8 j. Q/ X) h8 Z& V: fthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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; ]+ V7 d2 `% K* i( NThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
4 N9 W9 B+ e* h$ I; nkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
: F* A" K" @6 h- F% ?/ vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like5 q( t8 j' {( S. I( G, f1 L( a
fotograf 20% shorter.
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) B5 @+ u- s# E+ CIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to, r  o- ~9 h  X1 b9 ~9 @: F3 Y- s
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always2 x8 j$ q9 v! p
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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6 K% C) S2 \. T2 P  IAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
1 x$ C3 _( n' G& R+ q/ I) t( ?disgrasful and it should go away.6 |/ J& v: c. y# x) J
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with8 L! r9 U) }* V% a' z. D& A- ~+ S; l
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& u$ c% M9 W& a2 H- B
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.2 B8 u; O$ n' v# n. l/ l
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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. K8 c2 b3 E  J7 n5 b( h( Z! IIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: E6 z1 g5 H. R+ F4 |* `1 Q/ r还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:* A' m2 j$ m5 i+ n
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

" k* ?9 a  \+ g- qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.# t7 ?6 ?  M, @" `

  J7 J( x+ D% \* h/ _: M[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
8 D" ^! Q6 c- J2 h( l6 D/ Ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 z& y2 L6 D* [9 V* _% m' w

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
: n0 s; ~) k$ f1 x5 V这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' n* [; _% V6 {5 X. u% g) H5 k好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. q' t0 q1 A! Y( L; m+ `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:+ o* m7 Z" t! A* [* b1 b
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* R. x  a$ H4 m. ?- N4 q

/ z8 ~4 C3 [3 S" p' ~* f焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: d2 O# g8 ^- w
路过,让你们看看我的波
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