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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will9 R4 @! k) B# l) Y
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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5 L9 H: s3 F& d  Y5 J3 H$ e5 \9 fAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. a/ X! Z  X7 H% s
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in: y3 g! Y: F/ k) A* _9 r% D
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 [6 L$ o5 v7 H; G! i* C
the sivil servants jump with joy.  {0 M4 l, l/ `+ M( `3 W! c
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
' s% N5 j! ?" x% Ktroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like! H0 C+ F/ Q  j, S" D
fotograf 20% shorter.3 U: a8 R  c) }! g/ u$ `

9 |- }* W/ b( c" r; qIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 D# M( b- Z  `reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.) Q8 O, V- @$ {4 P- k
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
5 ?" o- u% ?8 Y# B- cben a deterent to akurate speling.4 R0 A" q( A  T; v

8 E. |. }3 i5 d8 D9 [4 z+ }2 S2 zAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is, l" X3 B# l& C
disgrasful and it should go away.6 j. X& U6 A$ g, f- ?

# ]6 Q) w5 o, w8 dBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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& K6 K' U0 ^4 E& z4 M, ADuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and( |  K& Z8 x% \
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
: F, N- e0 m- A+ |. P, bunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
3 e8 g* ?0 Z- D" vUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze3 Z3 O4 I0 ^( V
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$ S0 h# G+ {+ j# s  r/ Z1 @' _" eIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:* H; `1 P$ @" P
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 I4 ^, I' c  [* D" x: r% `
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ V  U; R; X; [: N; P3 P
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
3 ^; |( a* [6 Z& j2 v& |6 Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 c7 e3 _; ?& F$ q. J
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
! m8 D+ S1 W4 l1 [8 q. x3 j9 O这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 Y$ T2 C! F8 }; p6 i2 @
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:# c7 i" J- M6 u; I# V( X: R) b
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
7 C0 g! r' E3 Q你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!  c/ m6 }1 p& S$ K7 d
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
( ^; _  E, f+ m8 q4 _' I: Z惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- q5 V. X3 A3 D3 g" A好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" d5 v& W. p' c& }4 m) I/ q5 i% ^& \+ a4 U
路过,让你们看看我的波
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