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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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6 e5 J/ k7 u% q6 |$ t! G: A  ]As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English5 W! T& K3 I' Q5 h  h
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 v. W% [1 f* a0 }
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8 y. j% x8 V& N+ JIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make, ~& d! I& q9 M: E1 y3 r' Q
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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( {6 t- O! M& ZThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ Q9 T( F) l# c( B5 O3 Y( m
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
& u% s9 r' v- G1 C0 x- g( Breach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.% e% k* x# _6 D  v, _) B# X
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always# @8 W( u3 V9 ?' M" {5 n2 m* G1 f! y
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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: B$ ]- \4 S) ?2 }( l- KAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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% W  K3 w% y9 IBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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) {1 K, t* N- s; e# ZDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and! y0 l" Z/ m2 Q  b& g  o5 v) [
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, Q8 e/ c% |( w2 e: I还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:9 ~' y/ `9 p1 l, F: r
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' I9 l+ I* D/ a  n' G' K' edon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 A8 R# [; J5 ^; z6 u

, P* c# q" a4 }1 [, ^[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:2 m+ _3 x4 E" [; }6 U
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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8 u( c$ w) p! _9 H[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# m! `' C0 l. T! [5 y这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 ?$ p7 I0 s9 J好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
1 z1 f6 s: j6 G2 N9 t, @你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:, v9 J, P# Y+ g

% [! v" M! s& `1 g" I* V焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:% x4 X( ?4 o/ V* q0 B
路过,让你们看看我的波
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