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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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4 i. w0 s* p8 ?5 t; A0 @# e6 ^As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English: i- `# Z* l: A- y  O
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in( M5 W$ h9 X: O! \- L5 t" I9 c
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"./ V( p/ t( Y' @( I

/ U. J% N9 V- a6 A: {In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 H/ f# q2 e$ P! }1 U! K) @
the sivil servants jump with joy., T$ T( K* h' m& A
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
2 E  g: ?6 k& fkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* M3 Y* T9 q4 ?8 P% C& T9 c* j
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3 l" W1 C' Z: s9 Y/ O# [There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the+ W* t4 O( x; Q6 d& O% H' G; A
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 L& M' ^- u" j7 Z0 h6 ?  Y
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to* X3 U% V) n$ E/ F  L+ R7 e
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.) t2 I- T- ^( @* C

5 m, B  Y3 V) v* f- s+ lGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* p. R* X& |( u# Z8 o& Y( I7 e. J
ben a deterent to akurate speling.8 t& @7 S7 \) ?- {$ y( t
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is( H- W2 k/ G7 \$ @& Q, Q
disgrasful and it should go away.
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3 S( Y0 c6 c8 uBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and% ]' I& }; B" }9 k5 u9 i/ H! O
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 `. }2 @6 v/ T

+ \# Z9 L& j( ?, iZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
- E- ?4 @' k  c/ N! E1 F9 }understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
  G; |' C( s8 ^9 X  OUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( R( ~, z( R) l& W2 Y$ B% ^
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:1 Y8 i2 }; S4 f1 ?3 h# I$ L
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:- ]) v% N7 q6 F0 n5 J
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ b* j: B1 Q$ S" c9 o3 F0 r

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
4 i6 Z! m* ~' k" Tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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6 N" P. R' W* z  {* D$ A[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 I* n$ s- i; B
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
: K# b0 O" x+ @& w好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 ]3 w4 o- B- N. a5 u; T
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  K- F( z, `! U- H, N  |你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:" V+ X" }7 m/ c6 x8 T
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!- f4 b6 o3 B0 u/ Z5 Y9 s
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:) Y& T4 {6 y5 Q+ _% P1 }7 E
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; s1 I# N2 `& f  o好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:) D' ?# z: V: n4 n. r
路过,让你们看看我的波
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