欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
' a3 b4 O. P# Dbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
" q* X+ c0 a, Sthe other possibility.

* R8 X1 N) C" x& M/ z; o: m/ u6 qAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
6 [- A( L; A1 Iplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
3 I0 X: m/ N! [1 \  ^the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
- u4 G* s' k: ~4 xkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
# v- V8 L: _3 j' htroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
2 d& S/ F  O- q8 d, P4 ffotograf 20% shorter.

! h% `- s7 ^0 w4 ~. M( U4 rIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
* d3 u% x7 d) A8 o1 @8 ~% h5 P$ |reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
" _4 Y4 N* G4 S1 A$ Nben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
1 G* ?6 Z# p% V" b: H% f( D7 W: Ldisgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
5 Y2 r7 @) f6 f; y" p5 x7 r) @0 a% ]"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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% }% q# w! p; E( f4 J( E7 E. v* L8 nZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 }- v1 J$ S, p+ o- Y7 junderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
, h# V/ p9 F' j+ f, Y还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  k2 s+ E8 ^! C: \3 h& u: tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

7 a! K* ]3 g5 g- |9 g" Vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
1 V, ~0 A2 R% H; P: wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# g6 J1 u4 L: \这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

: Q( c* L  Y3 M6 f% ]0 e$ R6 g焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
8 C0 X1 ?- a* n0 i1 Z3 A好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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