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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will9 W1 _) e9 M$ J9 E
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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! s4 B2 F& o* E% w7 gAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
3 D% G+ h. w/ {$ g7 N+ Sspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
  w8 i3 ?: N4 [3 Lplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".2 E, y  k. i( o- b
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
; T+ L! ~; V4 J/ C* Qkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
; l& `6 V$ N( Q( [troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like& `1 c6 Z0 c& e9 c% F
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
1 V' |0 ~' f- s" Q) \reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with  R! E; R! Z) Y- d1 v9 J3 z/ _+ [, w
"z" and "w" with "v".
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; l' S% _6 D2 C8 _9 ~2 QDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
, t# X& ~/ B+ U/ c  J) ~  mafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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! v8 x) O$ ~1 ]6 X& \  KZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
) H  h! A9 U0 v9 g5 Y9 U- Xunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
' p  n" }* k. N4 V( gUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze# g" i7 o1 Z5 w
forst plas.
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6 C: d' e) p: Q! SIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 O" e0 E. I1 R. H: B" N还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
! O9 |& P( ^3 a* J; R8 s/ [5 csuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

& V! q0 L. o0 T) k, Zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: \3 l7 p/ Z3 F
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
2 p7 P2 y+ F' ~( ]don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 f! A8 @  `0 h" u9 E
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)5 a( {+ |) V7 k$ u
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
' f# L$ C' S  z3 U这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火6 w  B. B  H' \! X4 H$ ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
& v+ o- b- e. x; [你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!1 P! H- |/ o* k. c. E! N% r
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; I( y* h4 ~7 c! b
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 \% n. |# J- |: I* O% M好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: D% \; N: ?- o$ s+ i) R/ d
路过,让你们看看我的波
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