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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.* U8 M2 B4 b* e
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
# d, o' e# N6 T' r4 Fspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in: `7 n7 }3 l8 o9 c8 _
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& L  U* }3 \: ~

, v. K# H% @( n0 `2 RIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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' n! l& A3 |0 h7 WThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 z" n; k( F* @  f/ c* F8 P
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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# g- \! d/ X# B" R2 `; W* BIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
  S! r8 e9 ]5 f+ p: K9 Yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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! \+ b! L% e) Y8 e) aGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
& s' V, [5 b% U/ bafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu, ^8 U- C* t& S0 U8 _+ a
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.! @6 U& N5 _* [
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ \# _3 P% F" m
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 f1 K( s0 L9 G
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
. B; J1 ?) }5 Pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! T/ _4 C/ B/ T, c5 u, d5 i7 J

" l3 H9 C$ O* j[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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  K' f) h2 ?( E) V, V               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
; {% H, g* P- K这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火9 S7 |( z* J4 Q* D% b$ y5 s
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:# I) Q7 C# T6 T' x% i4 [( g* F
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:6 b) ~) Z, S. S$ ~- Y! v
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:) ]- Y0 p+ a* ?$ J, l$ y1 e

7 I5 _. r* Q* T0 l( f) Y" _焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
) G1 t+ L- J( Y; |8 p路过,让你们看看我的波
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