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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will% F" y3 v3 J6 `9 s, ]# Q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English- n6 a! C1 O) _* O/ Z( `, o, U
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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, n1 g$ t% |! VIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the% k8 I3 b' d$ k
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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8 M- V5 H* H- A& s5 MIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to' I" s6 z) f! y$ x
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.: v4 }, w* Y7 o7 Y+ m! h
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with. Q# o2 B- h" {! a* v/ P3 P; R, _
"z" and "w" with "v".7 ^$ \: J% u4 |6 B% [) ~
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and7 R, b( n0 s2 g
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.2 `4 \' b4 S0 x3 O4 [
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:! y% t8 o! u( u5 E
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 ?- E& i5 |" t0 X0 j: i( a/ l& Z7 vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:" d6 e6 _* b: d6 `8 Q! b2 H
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.1 h! |8 P( m7 ?8 i8 e) G$ f

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
" ~  w, u4 ?  Q8 }$ ~/ P* b这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- j4 T. X$ q( @& P& }8 f好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:5 W7 J2 L/ Y, r& O4 }  |; O, M" T
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:6 N( I. g7 ?- Q
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
4 q) i5 L+ L6 A6 B! t; A惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' z+ K2 [1 x% t/ v7 X好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:/ v  ]! A* j0 d7 Q' d4 K
路过,让你们看看我的波

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