欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
: g4 F4 M9 n4 ]/ |% yplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

0 U5 Z( I1 M0 u7 }- ?/ [% j: |In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
* P9 ~2 s5 r3 K: m  h6 c2 ?the sivil servants jump with joy.
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' W0 k6 S; l; K6 i  o; m- {% |, z( MThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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& a) ]- \* u2 U  P$ AThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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3 d+ T% X% `: n8 t8 M0 m3 \: Y* ^In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
; k) V! g8 O  p: O4 ]9 Greach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
8 g% I; j/ r/ G: C& ~"z" and "w" with "v".
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0 {3 u1 |' A: N" n! o/ W- Z( XDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. O/ W+ ?1 ?' G+ P& J5 v3 T0 Hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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" w8 M( [( j5 s. V! vZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

! B# w* t9 s" Y- b- c1 D! I% fIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
( S, }5 s, d) L& m3 h, L还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
; F  W5 T9 @& D) esuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  i' {. I2 d6 f3 e  Q5 [# O& {8 Ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
5 N8 r2 E  p6 D5 f  wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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