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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will8 Z" g7 B  Q2 U5 \
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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* w( C* @/ j4 @3 NAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# a" C9 q+ ^% |8 z
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in# r8 x& g' g2 Y0 b8 h9 d  _
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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0 I+ ?& V" J+ A8 h8 V% gIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! U  d" ?. e) q8 ]" j
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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- f! l1 i* t  M- [3 ~+ d0 xThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the: b) L2 p2 t1 Y7 k1 z  m
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like( j7 Y3 t0 `  H9 c* e" v+ k
fotograf 20% shorter.
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; V- h( |& z; i8 k. D1 W- ZIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to1 L. W* d* Z$ W$ `8 t5 K
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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4 w" g8 o; [" N! EAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
6 t' s* J$ w& v9 Tdisgrasful and it should go away.0 e) I2 l/ u0 [, }; u  a

- C9 C( Q$ F: d& j- sBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with( G! N. C2 z3 Q, a
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and4 t3 z' W: `- s, ?) {! ^' j. R
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.) x/ j2 O% h4 v3 @
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu! m9 {$ d1 v+ S! j, Q3 y. T
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
6 R: c3 N# X  G) K: o$ KUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze' j0 o5 v2 W( H6 a
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
: i/ Q) H8 G! o1 V6 `还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:! `' y2 ]% [8 d; C9 B
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.0 T/ D9 A$ b: F. Z

2 G7 `1 g$ l. g0 z. X( Q[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 q7 n; ^$ K* h9 p8 tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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5 o2 a- A* j# u1 u7 {# V* W[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 l6 H9 v% ^6 E7 l; w) B$ b
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: ?5 @+ Z' t& O' A
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( ]3 J' _4 M! G9 L0 n) u' t1 H- }" b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
; [( Z9 J& g) ]; }9 l3 K你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 N% W  `9 n$ k  W* R
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!+ [7 d# h& y1 h2 F1 _1 }
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' B) ^* s2 g" D) k1 Z: ?
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. F+ D5 w  \* s0 q! E好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ t) [( W: |9 I- |- D# A9 i路过,让你们看看我的波

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