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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 ]' F/ f- S. Y3 j
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was: U8 j. L7 U+ W0 ?- c7 O
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4 [; Q4 v4 u& v, v8 f8 ]As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".  S( s6 O4 x1 |2 d0 |1 r* @9 I
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make) h; I, D, r+ ?  V) R; d! p
the sivil servants jump with joy.2 t+ O7 T0 w& d
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the) L" K; X  O+ o" L9 N
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like1 r8 K0 I7 A( ~2 ?! |6 d
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to# H2 \& o* {1 z7 J1 u
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.; s3 J5 l* {9 }. c
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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$ N; I: C5 C, S$ IAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
  f4 o5 f/ J/ D1 edisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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& ]! @; w3 t3 l, \5 ?- BDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and. F. V/ c; o8 K  }  }
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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9 q" K: L7 X$ V( E/ tZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
1 e$ x2 [( l: i4 ^2 Ounderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
+ `- ], p3 z" R' r+ _! b5 NUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze7 \- {$ s4 i- x' z
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:# E" @  m4 U3 O; J4 }$ T+ f) i0 q
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
* o* d& w/ X2 P, y! B2 p' gsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

6 j3 Z( b2 W+ ]* L- h9 w" z' Zdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! H4 b; q+ Q& P0 I, S- ^

; u1 S# }) ]4 X& w! I" F, a[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:0 a6 G2 [" A0 H$ I+ {7 D- q
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:& A& D6 C" m4 F( P1 W$ T3 i
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
0 e' `& P! S) _: B好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ B1 t( Q2 o3 S7 V# U% R. `, R
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 T8 D+ C, ]* O, |( K" {  y
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; i2 J# Q) J" U) H8 T
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!8 X2 u) [" M$ w6 c, N8 {0 q$ v- `

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 O6 Q  l$ ^( l/ l  H* I- Q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 @1 Z2 n& M  q$ W4 G( Y7 d; `, d  \好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:. w+ u4 X9 M, B( L5 [
路过,让你们看看我的波

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