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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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; z0 C( g3 K7 j# p! M3 AAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English' I7 v/ Z# y( Q" {
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
! o: l8 N7 g5 _* nplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".! n, _: o# _; D7 \- b' o8 p7 q) i+ l6 U
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" f+ `& p) P6 S+ ~; `& d
the sivil servants jump with joy.% R% f6 P* @. \$ E3 H7 T5 s2 s

7 E8 \/ ^- K! t9 e& CThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
) Z/ u  ]3 [2 B- T3 o6 `konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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  ~) Z  v5 }7 Z" s: qThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the  u2 E6 c8 m2 U4 {5 p' i% C
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like' {$ X5 L+ _& r; ]
fotograf 20% shorter.
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1 S2 H( Y5 Y9 [& WIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to2 ]8 c# L% |2 d
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible./ |  U$ h# M- ]

8 C2 I0 W) A7 f* x8 `; kGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always8 Z5 F. D7 b' q+ C
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
& d+ ~! x5 ~% K- b0 ?1 Rdisgrasful and it should go away.
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/ N0 x( J+ J* O5 f1 aBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with- B( j& f: @0 J7 `0 k) W4 o1 l3 G
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and) Q- h- ]$ b9 G% x7 r: c( ~  N4 {
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.9 }; i( m- s2 [! m& ]% d

% i6 ?8 H- t8 J- Z3 t) `Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu( D4 O0 A7 ~: T; h
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.1 u! L: Z2 g2 e9 ~' w/ z  q' m
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ Y# O) b5 o/ B8 u8 L+ f' t( m
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( S9 L0 m9 J! \1 h7 xsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

- {7 y) P3 _- {) o+ Qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 Q  ?8 x! r2 E  @

9 [& [$ ?* q0 s" P! ?( {[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. _4 b% {+ I( N+ O7 ~4 [
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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. g# v* e% q2 S8 D) T' S& ~  P% C. M               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)3 S( S8 S3 J! L: |, x
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:) L; G: \) X8 v& W5 {7 M
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( H6 r* J1 _7 O* F5 x- [8 Q; S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
  e2 m8 |3 O) |: r5 I' i: X5 \你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:- i. ~5 D  E) F
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. ^' H! C* U3 T  {* r! g
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& c: r9 s( S9 j好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:4 l4 ^) ~. t* b) U
路过,让你们看看我的波

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