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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
4 p; M: o/ I3 tbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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4 ~$ I* V: m9 e+ r5 O. bAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English$ C9 p0 Y- A  `5 t- N, w8 D6 x
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up- |+ X, }+ n+ g
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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4 i# x3 T( d* KThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the3 c- V+ W$ _; E) k7 \
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# C8 k5 D& L9 X8 P/ s  l3 {
fotograf 20% shorter.
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. }4 Z& L& l6 _In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
4 z. E, I8 I8 y% _& ]8 w7 p- H) `/ @reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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0 V2 ~& v. ^  Z2 m1 r  T* N" n" N9 }Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always* ^5 y- R' C, v" s; D2 W8 M
ben a deterent to akurate speling.  s7 M: k+ g! y7 H
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
" }; x  N8 Z9 X. H- b* Adisgrasful and it should go away./ {) U2 u7 S- B: Q* E; E9 J$ z) n

8 N* F4 @& k! H. F* xBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and, t) x2 W8 _0 \9 K
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.: G2 e3 V4 d8 V
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
& Z8 `1 v, f2 F1 C* j: munderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
! D" s5 ?: {* }! O% F8 W; w, cUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:  j3 G7 Q" W& J" R! C" f
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:7 L9 k1 K5 B' h! v0 Z; K
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

/ W5 l6 W6 L1 k  p) R- j5 ndon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 W" j+ b- l' J

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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. X; I. E+ E# t8 N3 }[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:: {" s. W4 A1 [6 ?! O8 k- E+ T/ S
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
- d$ _9 L) K+ r0 l/ R* ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:" `6 @  q0 j+ \+ C& p/ o
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ P* W9 B1 s9 H7 x你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:5 l2 \3 d7 g0 Q; v
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
+ A- a' v) y/ P( W- x1 q% {好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
% A9 D" b4 t8 N路过,让你们看看我的波

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