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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.: _8 C; F/ ]/ g

# W% ?0 t6 L/ g# ^+ s7 Z8 D1 H/ BAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English9 P0 j1 w( L- J
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in  p; l* s, A4 d; L
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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! j& E/ E. H5 V2 C5 rIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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. J' G$ ~- p  k3 \. oThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up, i# J2 T- O7 l3 U7 N. K  r
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.+ H4 o6 J( w# C9 z6 Y

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  m+ j* e6 ~4 VThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 _* Y0 Q. _% V4 k0 M0 Otroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to2 q' W" z5 |( l8 ?0 w8 G( d& D' A
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.0 D3 M( z6 s, a$ I# a

) u9 N- N- h7 ]5 RGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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, h. {4 ]7 w! v0 V, ^Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is1 w5 h* X0 V+ P( q
disgrasful and it should go away.5 t) @% Y) m+ E: `( D/ ^5 K

8 `, T4 T9 Q! T" eBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with7 \& s0 f6 c: }* h& c3 S
"z" and "w" with "v".
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9 e8 ?: N9 a' ]7 h$ ]% b  k7 IDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
  d& H) _: K: f; G( ]; [after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.2 P" y; ?! `8 x# v3 P; j. E% x
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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% F: r6 I  F. ?) T  b8 DUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze' T- g0 @1 W0 t# w
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' \3 Y( z* g' J4 u; v# ]' bIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:2 b: a# N4 D7 }" w/ T
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
: C- k8 {+ K: usuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' w6 h4 z0 o7 Y& @' @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* C! z7 V9 l0 K5 r* ^: Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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0 }. N+ ~2 @2 n[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( m6 y  V* d9 d: }6 Q, r这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
9 x3 w. Y4 P( `% e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ ]' M& ?1 R" }- j* n你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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9 D) N0 p% M; E8 k焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 d0 ^( r/ Y( N: G惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
7 m: I; P& y4 P) E# F1 Z8 I  m好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:: }% d" g+ P! C$ e7 d
路过,让你们看看我的波
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