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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: R# P* q5 T) x) L; d6 h
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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9 }! H, k- j' u2 J& h2 t+ J$ D; X+ lAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
$ x* D5 i' h* ^! X) qspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in8 m) k2 g. _' s2 w2 M
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make' u* {0 H& J/ k' ^5 k) b
the sivil servants jump with joy.# c: V1 @; S+ L) A
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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$ t- a) ?  d( j3 G6 B9 i7 aThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
6 `2 x( K# a: i, _troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like) V7 q9 h2 L. D0 R  j
fotograf 20% shorter.$ m# J4 W. Q' @6 F; u
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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( W* N+ V" G) m& LGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always5 A) @' D7 l3 V3 \9 i
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) `9 v# Z5 J1 {/ A
disgrasful and it should go away.
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; A9 A& l3 e" Y4 gBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' R) j1 e* w* f
"z" and "w" with "v".0 ^7 s" E: c* j! P
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& F6 P  I7 y' J$ J8 z7 P- y# ^2 B- T+ D
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu/ R. O6 V5 B2 s( c; d
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.5 R) F5 t, H4 ?: W3 Q
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze; b$ h9 Y  @5 R% G6 M/ v( m$ v( B
forst plas.5 s- h. T( ]! @. m

1 H) j# d: F! c! n7 ?' pIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 v8 {2 _8 R- P+ {. P还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
* q( f+ S; L( P; g! ?, N; ]such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

$ }0 [( ?9 u0 k' f" odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" \/ ?& u, G" c2 U' B, ?9 Kdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( A7 r$ ~& f  P$ K, y

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:7 g& [; w' Z$ c2 i* U. P% ^
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 o% V+ w7 B* v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:. s7 o9 f: P' @/ C: X- P
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, \3 ]1 p+ |. ~
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:- f8 V/ ^. [7 N7 w: N! v

' T* D6 R! s8 o2 D" B  `焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!* L  q6 C& Q% S& S+ y& {
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 F" |, l, D! t路过,让你们看看我的波

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