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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
( U! b, q& g: g( }  r1 abe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".$ f) E8 V, c6 a. Q6 i$ w: s

- W4 D0 R4 U5 [; M' UIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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! b2 `- p- e2 X9 uThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
1 ?3 p, C, G! H- ~; bkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.# r3 p6 y- M& o) ~( ?+ Z+ ~5 R" B

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to7 u( Q' u- ]) n2 F
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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# J/ m; x9 Z2 e% }Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
7 Y: Q' g$ O3 Z8 \ben a deterent to akurate speling.; k7 @! q. \( h! Y

; v0 Q+ {4 o! x8 h# BAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
) ], F" W4 I2 n; Wdisgrasful and it should go away.
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( G& u3 ~2 u; M) ~By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with' H' K# `$ v( z& [, F; K( i
"z" and "w" with "v".
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( G: ^; A; c' b) a4 W; B& {During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and9 g& x6 ^3 C7 W- j4 r
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- x0 a6 h$ Y1 y  ?9 j( ]

$ w( |5 J+ T5 A! D1 d' m. [+ @) vZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu( e( [# r! C/ q
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.3 B9 f! _3 O; G5 W, l* J; f
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze9 b6 V$ t5 p2 T  g2 c: \1 a: Q
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0 u, F- e+ z/ j7 e# {( A3 OIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
. _; C' {3 v5 }0 l5 R还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:4 {0 I/ Z- E8 @, M4 T, y( [; J; w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., C* T- W: X  ^; R
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
( m- t, M5 c# }1 Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 U4 W: F0 U* g

' a2 Q/ L3 F7 D6 z[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)$ ^! ^4 q; |- K) y: n  G' W
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
# o% Y6 \; }  a# k这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火7 q5 a% Z! F6 D2 L5 I
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:, @. J' i2 m( D3 L0 q" Q
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:( l9 d" s5 X6 X; |- u2 ~- c- w
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!) A+ a  P. Z+ O) U# X. O

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' ^( a4 `' k9 b- }+ F
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& a: t7 v7 E% |2 s, l  u  z好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ N* e% o" m2 W- |/ |路过,让你们看看我的波
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