欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
/ V+ `$ w6 G* t7 h: O4 i6 hbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

# W% ?0 t6 L/ g# ^+ s7 Z8 D1 H/ BAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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! j& E/ E. H5 V2 C5 rIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
8 A5 u7 i* L7 ?% Pthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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. J' G$ ~- p  k3 \. oThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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  m+ j* e6 ~4 VThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
4 _* Y0 Q. _% V4 k0 M0 Otroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
$ {1 a2 l+ g1 B3 m8 ?% F0 G- zfotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

) u9 N- N- h7 ]5 RGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
# u( m' S1 K$ jben a deterent to akurate speling.

, h. {4 ]7 w! v0 V, ^Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.

8 `, T4 T9 Q! T" eBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".
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9 e8 ?: N9 a' ]7 h$ ]% b  k7 IDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
  d& H) _: K: f; G( ]; [after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
( e$ _+ c' B! ~5 G3 Dunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
% F: r6 I  F. ?) T  b8 DUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

' \3 Y( z* g' J4 u; v# ]' bIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
: C- k8 {+ K: usuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

' w6 h4 z0 o7 Y& @' @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
* C! z7 V9 l0 K5 r* ^: Ddon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( m6 y  V* d9 d: }6 Q, r这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
9 x3 w. Y4 P( `% e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
/ ]' M& ?1 R" }- j* n你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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9 D) N0 p% M; E8 k焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
0 d0 ^( r/ Y( N: G惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
7 m: I; P& y4 P) E# F1 Z8 I  m好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
路过，让你们看看我的波

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