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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
. `# A8 `# a' y6 X& U' obe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
% |% d7 i8 u; Nspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
' K9 r) C/ o* }5 \4 e; p6 s' qplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".- ^& \/ j/ v, f" L- Z! l$ ^; w

/ s/ R, l  u% l4 s1 @In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make/ g: ~& j6 k! `) k
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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( O* e" d% B; x! \5 Z' J9 _The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
6 R4 A# A6 O% l4 b9 |! {konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.! H7 S& n) t) d& ~( A) S
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  t3 k! s7 R+ K* _9 M( JThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
2 f5 @! P) b. [6 V  r# z. mtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like  _' g* r6 p0 ^8 P6 r# X
fotograf 20% shorter.6 m# O9 U1 E, y, k
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 C' d! M& Z9 mreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.- |% f% U$ y! \

7 x" p% B5 ^2 M' n/ QGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
& u3 |# v, ?- d- d4 s) a6 {5 nben a deterent to akurate speling.5 \! l8 J2 W" J8 D9 d
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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- e: {( Q* h3 }+ k. T+ R: q' yBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with4 @0 A% |8 Q6 P7 |; x+ A
"z" and "w" with "v".1 W+ Q8 a% B6 _. S! x+ o/ w  b! @2 Z9 V
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and1 S3 R  A: D& v
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu* D4 A) t; }6 x
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.$ C: U" ]9 I5 h  X+ `1 g1 {, z
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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) k7 @* V1 W; H! o7 WIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
, m. B" g: i) z: k  R- |还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( V4 U' ^1 S  G+ G' C6 e
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

& T" W( F! m% W4 O0 qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  p$ t; M1 z% T+ j" ]8 |6 _! q
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:. h* ?8 ~* d. I
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ B$ x& n& q# L- _

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
/ h6 k$ C; @( Y9 F# y) G这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火4 O- x: H; P2 E) O; H4 ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:% Q/ q, }# K% `) B
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
4 I) D* H( F1 _# n) O. s- i1 U5 _/ ^7 i你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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7 |4 E, ^" w1 F* }! t' h" b焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!- O) A3 C% H# Q( @/ v+ j
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:. r. z8 V! U7 S0 J! e
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( D1 x7 k$ ]$ M* _& g0 {: y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ h8 p  G1 ]+ l* q$ v- a; T路过,让你们看看我的波

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