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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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3 k4 q" E( b( {As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English# H+ u$ J7 p( y  n
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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; K/ D. V4 U7 R" |0 dIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up  J: {6 m, J1 @9 I, L( l; L
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter./ T, J" Y& z" w3 D. p) v- s# k

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$ V0 L8 E& q; ^8 |There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the2 y" S# C; s, J! V" g$ t% d& X3 f
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like; Z, K" y& U8 ]$ b. H- L5 W7 V
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to1 d, E. L/ V/ F% ~
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ c, a, M( ?) P3 e
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always6 B5 v& V/ h. p+ C" t: _- m
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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# Q. J% ]# Q+ bAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is) n3 a% p6 i5 k$ _2 w0 f
disgrasful and it should go away.& c  i5 B8 D2 M" ]; ^
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) r1 g4 y* j5 D8 p6 R
"z" and "w" with "v".0 b2 u; [/ `5 W  M8 w% z
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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" z3 D" z% y) _8 g" sUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
! E/ j  D0 O8 J& t& y% C9 p( W还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
6 I# ]2 y. k" c1 dsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.- {" o! c0 T: {2 [9 c

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
0 X! @6 `: o& G7 `don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)1 \' j- G- l) N* m

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:5 S4 i" K, E9 K/ F/ q) i* P8 z; O
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 D! U( E" p  R- b1 w3 @/ U& ]2 J* Y
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:  m& P9 d9 z; x1 ~& Z* ^, I
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:* N2 u2 D5 D( w
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 I8 H: U5 A4 D+ C" S. N& M$ i0 o

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ W, ?) K) T; N0 X5 n# P  A; B路过,让你们看看我的波
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