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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will: q6 C8 Z" b; m! O  N4 C
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
9 A" U- B; M- p: M: D: cspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
* j2 x6 ]/ T$ ^* r0 A+ nplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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/ u  C" J+ y, u$ \There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
9 k% ~+ C5 J) p2 z- z) rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like9 E: U9 A  {  V) l6 `' f: G! |7 y% q
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to. W2 T5 I& A  w
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.8 v9 {6 [9 Q1 r7 ?1 Z

, O. J9 j" l9 w& s" h- g) z' FGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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: ^0 Z" W9 Z# t9 K. X) m" @Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 e- T) W  r+ C% @) v
disgrasful and it should go away.# ^8 s& u+ E5 }% h& s
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with3 \0 b' F, Y% W; P
"z" and "w" with "v".* g+ X  ]7 ]7 h0 I/ D% r
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and* l; g/ z. N& f$ r
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
; d6 X% J7 @' l, x6 g8 g! cunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
; ^, |1 z- F; e0 {( L! d8 Z% {Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze+ i/ q. b# f2 E" U/ d
forst plas.
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- {+ @& i( P- U5 h3 o8 I0 |If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
" A0 w; q2 [% P还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
3 D! t$ U) ]+ [( E7 N$ i, Tsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:3 c  O) ?8 l- m, p" B  c# j" M
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
  Y* h" ]9 y. n: x) U这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
( H5 H8 }1 k. T: ~+ b好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:+ E) x" v# }. E. c! ~; _$ d1 y
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
$ Y7 O0 q5 h( t) @3 `你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:- t3 I) W- q0 H& S* E/ E5 z
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:# |6 X! N7 ~2 S, V- A0 e; y
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火# l4 M1 u8 C: {( P$ N7 u
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 N) R; z1 ]* ?6 E4 l- [1 j路过,让你们看看我的波

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