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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will2 u1 D& c9 e0 M6 @! q
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was. `. B1 s' s) r1 M& _+ k  q
the other possibility.
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# V& c# o9 s. `2 |- xAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English6 B% ^3 _# e( r' h
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in+ n+ u5 x# w$ F3 @/ S% B. k: H# k( u% P
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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2 c0 x! r2 [7 S9 u- p* e7 K: \In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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2 P6 _7 [; S$ T: V5 J/ ^The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
- E, W3 K$ p% A9 o- Ykonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
# K$ i; R: n9 E. U8 t. I6 g: Ptroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like$ ^. T3 R1 z, u  a0 r; C
fotograf 20% shorter.+ i* \9 ^- e' R& ^9 ^9 b  {6 }
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 A4 c3 k4 O/ _* ireach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.4 h5 Q7 W: G' R, F+ L/ p3 o, a: S2 t
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ O! X7 W1 V$ F$ ~$ o8 T
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 x: D3 J' A# U# o5 p5 M- aafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu/ x8 Y, m- E& A; [$ w
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ M8 H  ]) V6 Z2 |Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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! r/ c! v" y# Y; ]If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:4 E1 k; ]4 }; X' I+ u* m6 D# T
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) ?( b+ w  T9 J# u$ w

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:1 Q5 s$ ]- }3 b& u
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)5 _' {7 u- [  n% p
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
8 h5 r3 B  Y5 S# M9 d* c这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! K" ^3 I7 [1 R( ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:( `( u' b: j9 z) _2 }5 N& d
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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6 |: }$ @0 I$ H0 t; C1 Z* ]9 `; l焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!: f$ @- u9 I; a* ~2 p# D
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
6 Z3 P% F" ^% e8 p3 U! E惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
; g& |: c0 P8 h8 z$ Q8 e5 B3 u好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
3 c0 ^, R# B1 h& Z/ O路过,让你们看看我的波
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