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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
0 v) e! ]# C$ j. Y3 _" ` f& m- Nbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English9 ]+ G9 x3 z1 H' a1 L
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in9 }* r1 a7 I! g5 R
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".7 J) p k5 w7 z3 E5 F/ Y
, e, o& R& N; I% j0 CIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make! g$ z+ H/ g: B
the sivil servants jump with joy.. ?! g. ~8 [5 s z) L
; }: Q q$ E" b! BThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 y8 o$ W1 o# x. ]: N: t2 E
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. l$ C! z1 C! ~4 x
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the9 ~! a2 w- v+ l3 j: c
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like" P" x9 ^3 K6 K, c9 X" |
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to2 }! e+ C1 Q! g$ a5 q$ V [7 C
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible." ` p7 P$ q0 w3 q/ b _# x% r& ^- w
7 x: t7 U. R% E1 h8 YGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
8 ^* s( H" k8 p$ l( _0 Rben a deterent to akurate speling.
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0 ]4 c ] X7 ?) zAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is4 M, \4 S1 ^: M/ |; G
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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1 V* x. N( s+ F p; }) o$ @# O$ L" mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and% [: f2 S$ b5 }) @: ~+ Y
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.- W+ r1 P8 S+ `0 v% E8 G
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu/ V* e) w V& i P$ g7 L5 b
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
7 M3 {, Q. K2 [2 J1 hUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze. U* N( L3 @7 c* p7 P' h' i
forst plas.$ S) S2 A2 v4 p/ p. |
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. |
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