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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will  n+ n2 s8 x, G% m. s- L" d& d7 ^
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% ^6 ^# ~! c" w; I/ {% Y
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* Z1 b2 z; @5 _$ fAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English8 H6 a3 A$ f. l6 J0 f
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in. B3 y. R, |& h1 ]6 F1 @
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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! h7 q  k8 P( K- K5 FThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
7 p& w+ M) \% Q4 u9 K( Gkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.* ^4 u! u$ S0 h+ B8 y. v4 Y

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the# J2 F4 S7 D" ~0 y
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
% e- b8 ]3 {( o# n$ x* {fotograf 20% shorter.% q. o' p6 }% e

. r) N/ C6 M% u9 s; xIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
( b1 x8 l1 ~9 g7 e/ f2 I$ j- |' [reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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+ L+ _# C- d4 F* [$ qGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
8 s. z+ C; Q6 ~+ \( C+ {8 `ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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! ~5 H$ I. I  _1 RAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
2 X$ I, j3 A% S3 i7 }# I0 hdisgrasful and it should go away./ d/ I5 c/ K2 h, \0 I- Y+ E8 F, p

/ @7 P: `  F5 M7 PBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
, t' {! X, [, w6 h$ t"z" and "w" with "v".
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8 v5 A7 [2 r1 {6 C7 o$ r0 }During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
) R2 Z6 U: |; M3 Q2 H5 R. jafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.3 B# _- M& a& S% W" m: R; v. h# T% y
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu% _; I( ~: e; u0 v& O: s
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.. g# D* x5 T( m  Z
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* r+ Q' @6 a; t) Y8 R1 b$ O/ t$ m8 M
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ E6 G+ a, o- m1 c' M0 }. b
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
1 I7 v' B" X1 w5 {& j5 Vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
, ?/ s+ X, u! P" _don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.$ e% f2 I3 f8 F7 s% h" k4 t, I

. l' {/ g* N+ i8 v- v[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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8 p1 ^4 z  j: C, s' B  C               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;): r4 ~1 @" v9 m/ k% T
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
% h! A3 }( K# x& L这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火( v  e+ A2 D0 i6 `8 z* F% T; m
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:8 G+ F9 z7 S" U1 ^% `
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: q" K3 U# f# M  ?4 l; w( w
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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. X3 I) J+ {. M8 P& ]- S& t焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!7 K# ]' @7 g5 s+ H8 O

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
& t4 M* Z- r5 E0 J% `& w1 f惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 I( U: L1 g! o& }8 D9 ~* G好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 x! D9 L7 W* N' y: I6 y
路过,让你们看看我的波
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