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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will/ _0 T' l2 K# Z2 o( k$ [6 c
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was/ z. P: @" t' M, P1 H0 d
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( a" d1 r6 X- q' Y4 CAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
$ I  s. y# ]! B+ p/ ?3 J& Uspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
$ G: J1 u& K6 q/ K1 h, N: oplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".+ a, k, I* v- L$ y6 n) ?

& g$ v) F9 n9 s$ a/ r/ F& ?, zIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 j: t: u, |$ S: g& E) q2 Q
the sivil servants jump with joy.- [9 K; a, s! \% F. v
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
$ b3 w9 |6 \9 g. X& k% gkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.8 Y! v! C( H. E. X

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- e  @1 Q; P0 e' F4 {There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
% i9 Q/ |- F8 M3 W) \' gtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like" v% K4 }: D& Y4 T
fotograf 20% shorter." a5 Q) S8 v3 K8 l
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
0 {1 s) l7 Q' Q- J& {reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.+ i( Q$ R+ T: [) h: D2 t2 Y. f( m

, E& R% ]- D9 Q7 a* G0 r; PGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
! U* y& g6 W$ K+ v2 u! w% N3 Xben a deterent to akurate speling.: {) |- f1 J2 i' A4 C- W- ^
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
' d$ O# t  F3 O( Jdisgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
8 c  }( x: j& s/ xafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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  i! t8 Z7 F, ?! DZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu( B' w, Q2 ^; \
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
: `0 \, w( O$ L" D/ I* [Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze- C$ s; I' P) j( n* ], p! C7 D7 t
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
9 M1 O! y8 ?* s  C' m4 K! P还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
8 J8 x# k2 U0 m/ z( Wsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 @; P4 I3 m! ^1 z% D# v9 }% N
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
  S) s2 l+ b0 f" G% t% p9 Y! Qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 E% w& d/ \6 Q# q. d2 O' }这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
/ v; }( q+ d; a8 R  @  d好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
* c. N2 B8 v" I9 ~7 O你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!# f- D$ m7 j9 j" \, p, P# u

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:% L- x+ p: |6 @/ ]
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
4 c$ R0 L0 t  K9 F8 W6 l; {# D好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
/ M. s( d" _6 l: ~4 c路过,让你们看看我的波

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