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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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% g& I: \/ B5 D: I* iAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English. h/ f. O/ x1 x7 {1 y! t2 t
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in0 q3 q9 w8 n! t' O, O
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make7 T7 d* K3 v, }6 Z6 |5 P
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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  F+ V1 v9 v$ R; h+ d# c# Q- tThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
8 T# q6 |9 u. B* vtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to- w+ J4 ?( p  p# w1 e
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.+ J7 E$ ?  t1 q* ^( X5 a; l

7 x& ^9 H/ ]5 u4 @) A9 u: w  `+ cGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
- P( d1 |/ a9 Bben a deterent to akurate speling." o! ]! u- F- R# J

- X; A9 n. z0 O6 GAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
/ v" \5 V# X1 Q8 l2 J6 H4 y1 Tdisgrasful and it should go away.0 z3 i8 W/ W3 z1 T/ u! \: P. p

2 O! t3 q, u* C4 A6 Z! v3 GBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
9 w6 G6 o- E' W0 V: H; sunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
6 z/ M" a& v( Z% lUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze* u' a# \3 }8 x7 V( y5 `6 V
forst plas.
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' a! F8 O) l$ B  rIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 Y# y/ Y- [% X) z1 q9 S1 J  H0 N
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:7 j7 H; r" _% r( f
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:) ^3 J( ?4 I/ C: n  n% }6 V
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火8 W  V# f& g0 {8 K2 v6 @
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:; x3 |/ y3 N' {& X$ X. e- `" h
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
& M$ I5 k: U5 }# w1 U/ O" ^* L% S你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:4 v/ \7 j0 Z% q5 t4 ~' s/ x
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:7 a! R. Y9 y; R* N
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
2 u4 z0 e3 c9 k好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
2 ]" I; `9 x5 H' _; g: C  I  E路过,让你们看看我的波

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