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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will6 U$ x6 k7 t- `6 j" g2 r: d! t
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was* V9 p) |8 c4 v+ t$ h  }; D! j
the other possibility.
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  U: p8 T/ t% ?& i! B. }& nAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% i9 u. a3 X  _- s4 d& {
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in3 J9 S6 M. M. F! H3 O# d1 k
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make" f" a4 s% B1 E$ `
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
4 ?( X4 _0 m) |+ o) g7 E$ Ckonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; A& z" L6 P0 @) w' Z
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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7 Z) B6 V' L1 K0 h# C% mIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  x4 y; y9 |$ {; ?7 s* k& M2 i
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.& t9 D5 m4 `! E0 g2 ~3 ~5 w! C. H! Z
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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; U0 r% A1 e2 ]" t& C% `Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
6 h. s4 t) ?, edisgrasful and it should go away., w) ]! j4 W1 @$ T4 s7 v- Q

4 A' m' }; z! n6 bBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 b9 J. i* W' m$ D: {7 w
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
0 J# r! Q8 R5 D; {# S% i. {( Eafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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: E8 Y1 s: M. _" MZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu+ ^5 F" u% J4 [" N9 ?& j
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
7 Y0 ?: Y& l: `' F9 oUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze2 f  P* z6 A2 `9 A+ h
forst plas.
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" s$ C, |: W/ p6 nIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
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还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:( a" O, j+ c) }' g: o
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 ?  l1 b+ U+ F3 @don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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7 ?9 f* ?. n/ L& y! y/ H[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
6 N1 q% B, n. H( H6 Qdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)9 _1 l) p3 l/ @" O) y6 @) Z( Q# \( M
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:! E4 [9 G  X9 T, t' D$ x( K% e; ^8 g
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
6 i8 g% V3 [% L1 G* C好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
% F2 O" d  W8 z5 ?' T你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:9 g4 ]% {4 }1 n! d( _5 @/ T3 o

- k9 c' Y" q6 n1 Z7 ]( [, @- x& V焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' x- f2 e# Q, Q1 U! t
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火1 P' c- A; T# O
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:" G: d- V2 P& h6 B% U* s/ z
路过,让你们看看我的波
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