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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
( o' i6 @  q; K" x4 Ibe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
  w$ l* M  E/ b5 p" e% ?spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in- c5 k/ D3 p+ v3 G( @
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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the sivil servants jump with joy.
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4 y. w; }9 C3 @The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up% z  ?$ @& m7 M
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.: r. G9 X3 z/ u; p9 {1 z; t! _

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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  ?9 M) ~& A) W& U& `& iGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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4 N+ B; y4 j) ^! cAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is$ Z6 X! H$ d$ S. g$ Y
disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with6 E' d6 j9 Y8 t+ w, s, t4 [
"z" and "w" with "v".
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+ w6 _8 O/ a8 K7 @2 E9 W3 KDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and# p9 K7 B8 ~" \' ~. e, c- f
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.  `! q5 z% t" W6 ^3 I3 F% M
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu3 m$ z+ a# }. @: G( K; e( J; B
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.. a( g; g8 S, n& L! s
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
7 s6 ?, y4 V2 i9 c. L8 C还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.2 o! U% A# W2 K( f7 L
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:: y  m9 T7 b$ Y* M$ H% r2 k
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.: c' {% A) ~8 {' _: e( B+ S  A

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:6 i% d! M# \/ l: h. X1 ^4 `  U
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. f) ?0 t# i0 v% R, K  H) U, L好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
% P# P' e% Z$ K/ y  K你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:; ^2 f! v& j8 @$ `7 _7 I  ]' z
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!! d5 E" u0 N7 F2 \/ ?/ H4 A) E) b4 e

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:/ d8 u$ I& @5 u% q
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火$ R' l1 y, B' h1 ?% D+ J
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
: A; p4 C/ m! Y* C路过,让你们看看我的波
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