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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
; g& F" g) a0 J8 w; Dbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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1 j- s$ W: Q6 Y0 x2 LAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English/ d5 F5 F8 U- [
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
) P' E& O' N6 }* F% c( h. H, vplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish"., q, r  E  S9 S" m3 ]! y

: M7 F! E: i) p; c% {/ x+ U/ b0 YIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
( `, d& }' D' v3 b0 s8 jthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
, U5 Z+ }0 y+ W7 Tkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
& A, k8 L8 s# X+ e$ K1 [" l$ Stroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like# }! _: n% U8 {9 ]4 C
fotograf 20% shorter.+ _3 L2 Y& X! y! Z& G/ L

$ U7 K1 X- T2 D8 LIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to% e( |  m8 _6 {8 @4 O6 b' s8 {
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.  ~- J$ J% H. J% r$ X
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always4 `- G7 y# s. _+ [
ben a deterent to akurate speling.$ R- |  X, f" G

6 V$ a# y, c+ Q3 q$ g- W0 L' UAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
- l- V0 N5 q+ P/ [4 k( cdisgrasful and it should go away.8 g4 R7 f6 Y- Q" O! q

8 B/ g" b4 t  Q) {By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with2 M7 i: I7 l* ?6 i, j
"z" and "w" with "v".! [) v2 e6 m5 B* W% G
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
; W* L' @' C, s, safter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.. c5 H: Y4 a9 A( a

6 ~1 S2 Z, l& PZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 b7 `2 w6 U# }) r, j/ U% iunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru., Z$ P$ r2 I+ K5 o4 t: T5 a$ l
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( X. t+ I  E- _
forst plas.
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6 B: c- s# u9 v' P0 B+ ?If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
$ Z9 Y( m7 G! Y9 V6 {还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:; P3 F( c: U% \; K
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

: i! l) ^* P: n  pdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.. X' G( f* t2 n8 C$ _8 v

1 D. d) D% {' A3 ~[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
4 \  q; M! Y) \+ k1 Tdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.( G  @# z) E# ]2 e3 u

; @: i4 z! |: ?7 x. s[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)5 i0 \1 b9 `7 p# V4 I

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:4 Q: d& {" f) p$ F7 z. @. |
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. z7 B; \: y# |8 N8 k) P好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
" s  r$ X& a+ g你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:& f( W- A, V8 B# l+ X# y$ z' Z

( _  @4 }5 D; U. }" {( m9 R焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
* L  l7 ^3 ]! [" ?% k6 a惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
' R, J, E  X6 `$ H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
! f2 U% |7 D3 P6 ?( C% s$ M路过,让你们看看我的波

6 K0 F0 I* V9 g5 z: ]& O4 h; ]+ k谢谢分享
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