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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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/ s9 b% s+ L$ q! VAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
+ X& e9 e/ Z2 K# ^. g2 g" Jspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in$ g/ B* x) _3 X" J
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".- i8 F( v% A( t; X
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make% P7 t1 v4 D0 r: \# T! c% y+ U
the sivil servants jump with joy." }) W7 F6 j" {0 W

- ^3 F9 h2 f/ t. W6 M. \The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up6 w% j; ]( B) x2 m7 I
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the2 g4 M- F0 L* w- y. H; r
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
8 U5 G! Q! Y* z- c0 r! Z+ b6 K* {: Nreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is% B! K- R( s0 P
disgrasful and it should go away.
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5 A- S2 G# c0 D: z/ j4 p3 }By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 n' C1 N) e; T4 D  ^
"z" and "w" with "v"., F/ d9 l, T' [, K3 G

, J" j% K% t$ z, a5 I' V, mDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and& d$ _1 P+ Z- m
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.# N0 J) g0 x" a! o) F2 W3 Q
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 t* f1 ]' y/ g3 f4 F2 x& R! b7 {
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
/ w& I4 M1 A* B. xUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:% @: U4 Q- C) W4 r( C1 l9 C
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:5 C  d' `. i5 l1 ?& J% U. Q
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  J/ z- `7 R4 \" ]7 E( a' Z

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:. g& o  Q' L; \2 a7 }& p
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
! v3 O/ X- Q8 V& @好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:6 d4 E% K2 _7 L( P3 g8 J5 V
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:: R: W5 t9 I1 X* O/ z7 m% E
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:& [8 L4 ?/ j8 n- t0 N7 G2 _3 A

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; p3 A- |) z. l5 m) H8 M9 ?% K
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火* T& E2 D- W; C" o$ v
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:  @8 Y+ P) R% [5 L3 k( h  t
路过,让你们看看我的波
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