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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English4 M% \- g$ u/ B" f6 L: x
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in1 ]1 y4 G' s% W/ E- E1 u
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make1 U) g: R6 H/ m& x# X- A
the sivil servants jump with joy.& S- M2 ]! M% C) @  u

3 R3 J- l  v  k% r8 SThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
; n/ Z( s) r& D* d3 l% Y& Tkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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5 @* m6 ]3 ]" }1 DThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
; e+ |, V/ ?6 ?( ]; rtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to: u0 Q; [0 `8 R, Y& e# v
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always$ t8 n4 k) s: w2 v# o+ @; Z; E
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is/ ]' ~4 Y/ [3 }/ h* s6 ^0 n1 X1 b
disgrasful and it should go away.% {0 p/ V( a9 Q2 j& f# p+ G7 q

1 }; ?; ?" J2 y1 @8 VBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with$ W! j% [; T2 B0 C$ z2 ~
"z" and "w" with "v".7 f  B7 o( m- u; a0 @9 X

4 n0 y$ O) ]6 h7 k% |During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and  J/ L6 u2 x* r( c) a+ x
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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5 W% @, Z+ n6 x+ D) YZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
7 r) V2 j8 e* T9 B$ xunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.: ^' a4 K9 o# H1 |; k' G
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze! h- G( Y* e) ^4 F, c& S" `
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:. c# N. T! N$ @
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
$ Z$ t3 ?4 W, k) i! Vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
) I8 a$ |+ A% ?1 bdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.7 ~5 T# ]9 f& G
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)0 |" [) I1 D  g7 L7 y2 B1 s$ r
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:) L9 j% |: A( N3 j8 C
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:3 f' L0 ~. K6 c
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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. t+ X. ]. `$ z/ o, P焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:' R# |% W1 ~' Q2 o
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 H* y; i8 @  j+ X: H' F4 T
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:8 M7 [6 J$ u" d7 L
路过,让你们看看我的波

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