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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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1 M  y+ ?' t- k1 D& ]As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
! p7 @/ ?: `: @( ~' yspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in* [, `1 T) b7 b& z
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make3 e1 B( q* D, ~7 ]( T# m, I
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 V# m  i+ S  R& I+ E5 p$ Q
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.1 m' X1 h8 H, L8 x* x

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the; i2 ^: ]. S3 ~0 V$ u" ?3 `
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to1 p/ R4 j5 g) T5 p; y4 I5 V
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 A1 M7 a$ N4 {8 M4 I0 a# n1 c( _

( i3 Y4 ^4 p; b/ R4 d6 LGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always  @( w. K) k2 _* A4 P+ {' _
ben a deterent to akurate speling.& L9 b/ T7 P6 j, m  Q( o! C3 V
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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$ N2 n" u5 z& S, _By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with) X8 Y5 U& V+ U8 i! E$ k* i4 d
"z" and "w" with "v".6 k! c7 a* l5 o

# K+ `0 C! T# @" K) @2 dDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
6 _3 {! o9 H5 W1 j& z: j. Hafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., |1 a% E  K9 q/ {

# x3 e$ }7 U( f; _. H' q' S% mZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu9 j/ G) y6 O1 P9 ]
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru./ b8 D: I2 K* d9 {( U6 r' G8 s
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze; S% J3 M. L; I
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
4 u9 s3 x# {/ s1 {) ?2 A3 {- l还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:" w4 ]9 q6 a) B
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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$ n- ^4 Y& F! G7 A$ p5 z[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:$ h/ f/ t: ?8 ~, h( B
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.6 Q% u, y/ s: Q& b
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
0 f3 `& {( t/ X7 c7 d' ?# ]这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
* V9 n# b. f, [- E  k/ T- ~- S好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
5 G' Z) n; C  U; C6 @4 m7 W7 o5 f你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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+ M; T; J$ p5 V+ |/ K焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 Q4 K( }8 D  ]9 P* k9 |. g! k, I路过,让你们看看我的波

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