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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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& S" |5 Z) v. D* V8 dAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English% N* D" [) Q( T9 I4 q
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in9 ]- G8 P! A% \8 J
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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* v/ Z' `3 i# z6 DIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up( C3 N/ |: H$ i0 q, c: j( f
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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4 C5 v& n+ s) R3 \$ b( L, TThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the8 Y9 q# I( n3 P1 H* ?! R7 m8 z
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like+ A* D" Z2 y. H- r/ W
fotograf 20% shorter.' m# a: ?/ `. B
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
' ]9 l! B* Z, E4 Y3 yreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always7 H. m7 ^' t8 c2 H; J4 ?/ _' f0 S1 `
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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( d: J0 f! \, B9 b# W6 R  wBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with, ^+ G5 [) y" ~# I9 q
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
* t% U* E( @. A$ fafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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; F; G) m, f4 B2 Y( H+ f/ pIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:8 x5 ~$ g5 o. c; L
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
. R- p# U4 K) E4 F+ g% |( Vsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god./ V, T7 b; s: ]; Q& p) i2 M

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! I2 K1 C! R- ~% B4 \0 Jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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" o7 I% ?( Y2 F; d6 H[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
( |5 M5 b' V" k7 w' s这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火0 `* w# a* |( i: {3 q# P
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:3 m" S" |# I. z& J7 Z1 O/ O: b
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:& ^0 y( T2 t3 r5 q0 ~
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!4 Q7 U8 @& b, C
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:8 Z( `9 o# _+ o* A
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火- {; L( Z4 _& y1 b
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
7 c$ S$ {( l! p5 Z& M0 R路过,让你们看看我的波

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