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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
3 }: ?3 y( `' w" V; \spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
% }& R. C7 t4 N% F& _plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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' R- R5 b' ^' ?There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
, h# h& h+ A' i$ f% S3 Ptroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 D( i7 d/ D. ]( r
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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6 ~/ l: m$ t# o# BGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
4 m1 a3 J; L1 n, ~8 Cben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is! H+ X# [3 S0 ^: w2 c
disgrasful and it should go away.
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: ?6 o) ]* ~7 c9 I* yBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with; C; |% X  T/ }, A  B% j$ L! c
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and8 d9 G8 i% _: Y/ y! X# p* S& P. Z
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu; `! U( q# J: S) q  h6 k0 v
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
" _. @2 R4 m; S1 _Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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. o8 F  P: H0 a! V" dIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
7 i& Q( L* ?! s% @还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
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Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
+ n  f$ o' k& [# A, r* y- jsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

; g; l' K( m. G* H2 cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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! T( p( K, w. A- L9 j. K[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
) g( p$ h: t! L7 sdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)  r* o( {: g/ k& t" _

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:2 R( |0 {" q/ I) X5 F5 C
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火. q3 `# V" q% S0 \; G6 f9 |. B5 _
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:9 W5 p8 T  }' c% f4 U& n  Z
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:7 V  c* K& U7 o: m0 c; }/ c, U2 d
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:  o! D+ {8 I! G! @8 n7 V; q
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!6 m% H- X5 O% y% s* ^! u2 B7 h. W

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:! s- b3 }- n% u3 j9 ~
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
8 |2 L, M5 C) P7 p) O好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
( i3 h6 [# F; j) E路过,让你们看看我的波

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