欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
& h4 ?$ S. [) o% V( X+ kbe the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

4 D' w# e( U$ C! M3 H+ N1 rAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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' j+ W) k) C+ Q, ?0 ?- PThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
) o- {: P& F: Btroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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- F/ M. p; G8 a9 WIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

' i1 Z' q, y8 C7 d, [Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
6 g3 M2 f& ?0 S+ t: zben a deterent to akurate speling.
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7 r1 L8 k' T% }7 IAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
2 y/ G4 Q% w2 }% jdisgrasful and it should go away.

6 K/ ^- S) G: m5 n' {  T5 r  TBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".

; O$ R/ m" H, r$ B$ CDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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* w5 X5 L1 F* G1 ]! hZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
+ @2 a9 }1 O1 c+ P1 y5 T! E& cunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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, y3 d# |/ S- [' h* D. lIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
2 J; h/ {$ ]* q; s/ r  ^还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
( l7 b9 G4 `' N' b2 V* B  Ysuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

  h1 W9 p, p9 L3 [* z0 i; }0 Cdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ v& U) s; O8 I' w/ Wdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

               Y  r so cute!

一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
# C+ }4 c! @  u! t5 M好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
% v( M! P' m) h# [9 |  B  ?: y你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:

! q8 K) M% U/ X" a8 s/ {: q焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
& f. ?& \, }1 u惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
7 t/ R& d" `) e好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* ]. x" u1 e6 x. h  W: A路过，让你们看看我的波

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