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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will& W% C! R( _1 V' ]0 y# d+ S! U
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
: W( @5 i+ v% ]6 H3 o9 G. yspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
: }% z4 r, D9 hplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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6 U6 a! P9 v4 ?; q1 ^* SIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
9 y; A7 \3 T. }; Pthe sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up7 Y* W5 G. _1 I% }0 i  ^8 g! X
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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3 t+ K3 K. E* n7 ^There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
$ m/ j/ Z7 L" K# c. e; x$ Y6 ntroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
; w9 F# q6 ~; F' wfotograf 20% shorter.2 J; D/ e6 ?8 B% D2 H
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
5 Z' p( i+ R# U2 b/ G1 k: Y+ A& ^reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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  T; Y' O8 A$ wGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always8 C$ k* \0 i/ }; b6 q
ben a deterent to akurate speling.  R" z  V( m9 w2 @0 a7 f
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
7 l5 v6 q6 k9 L6 u/ ldisgrasful and it should go away.
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! P; e6 q+ x' d/ i  w+ JBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with0 [3 @5 q" b& ^- ~' w1 X
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze6 j. F% ^4 @' E$ X
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' U0 O7 w9 {7 T. t' R& @If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:0 s( {! ^) x( O) @. [
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:. K' q$ ^/ L& [( f& z
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god., q$ `5 e, ]! B" I8 w4 P2 ^3 Z6 b; P
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
" `0 G' @9 P  p* |8 Z" y/ M& `don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! W- h0 V; z0 V& }! D

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)8 U9 R% w/ y5 M% q: D
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:( @/ D: \% [) c1 m2 X4 h
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
1 W( d$ c. Q- T, i% |5 Q6 [; H好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:; c" [9 L5 v3 i9 \
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:$ e, O; `6 H9 r- ^2 D. g8 `1 e
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:$ q8 @& T1 w* P0 t6 Y/ W
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!& w% x  ~0 f2 W9 ~* j2 d3 N

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:* f6 b: }7 d0 h; Y1 s
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
& e9 Z* w  P7 B/ L4 t2 x好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 {3 @  c7 P' i0 M% Q- ?7 Q路过,让你们看看我的波
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