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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English1 {1 }7 G8 ^7 M: b' V2 h
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
& ^, j& {# @) F3 h1 g2 Oplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".% S! W, \9 f) _$ _" `
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make+ ~# n- C  i# _; `) O* k+ H0 @- N
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up8 X1 H* _1 |/ v/ j5 D6 z" r9 e5 [9 f
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.. E9 v! J5 Y" p4 ~7 D! A& j

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the6 Q1 L" w9 d& U  o! h3 g
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always% v( C7 f6 v0 G% Y8 n
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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1 y0 [3 {5 |3 O# R: d; JDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and" w6 D4 B9 }9 |" U
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.8 @, G$ o7 V% R2 {
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze( h; P4 y# p8 w" }
forst plas.
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- ?  L% y8 Q) l& n+ A" FIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:9 M( M) M# I" h; O
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:8 w3 a7 C) u" @1 F' b
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

2 P2 o$ P. m4 B  R9 L3 @$ Ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:( n# z" X3 x9 n. n& o2 T5 i
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( m. F/ E, C, H$ m' r3 R3 Y7 K

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:; X  w; y. a8 C" ]; x: I, z
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
3 r# s3 E) N( I% ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:) r! m0 R; c! T) ]
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
! ]) i* j4 i- u" t0 l" p4 `# l2 |你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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4 k3 C' j) z" R! E7 `' C焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:3 \* u# }) _7 |
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
" {- m# N+ m" `好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
# i; ~% X) i3 }( A路过,让你们看看我的波

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