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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will3 b* v/ v  g$ j  @- F  n7 c
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was9 w- k5 @' B& u
the other possibility.+ Z5 R: w7 A/ O9 D" G

/ H7 A1 C! [& TAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
: ^  y  B8 W- P( Zspelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in/ z' u( f- Z- \9 x# N
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".4 [4 u! M: I% ?3 j# d

6 F7 |+ W* u4 F: Z, k2 ^In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make9 y$ r: j( V$ L" p4 ^
the sivil servants jump with joy.% x' L8 L9 l3 G' S
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up: A4 ?* x: {& c' p
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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6 D% r% j) ^) m4 V, GThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the7 @& f- Y; M5 x  H  K1 o5 r- A
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like2 l7 K) a+ c  ~; ~' g3 z$ m8 M/ }5 y
fotograf 20% shorter.
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' a' P' ?( ]1 s; M* mIn the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
9 b: `5 ]8 i* ?; D* a) hreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always' ~6 x$ U8 y; V6 f% D
ben a deterent to akurate speling.; B' A  z. [" X0 f' G

3 V- l( [# o) h& oAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is* t# ?6 U, w1 s4 H4 N, T9 m
disgrasful and it should go away.: |  ?3 i/ f: C# N) X- N& k

) W6 ^  i1 ]+ Z1 g: h2 TBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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0 L8 N3 Y3 O5 C0 L: y, W. t1 TDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and2 d3 p/ _% d3 P8 K% `) c
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.+ B2 @2 T( x4 D- Q

' w) ^3 w4 w! p* N, gZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
2 _/ K; t" o0 T# w9 }2 k. z+ F* Funderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.! w  \; D3 c- A: Z) z
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze3 J. i! J4 U) l9 h
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:9 @; z: {8 {! d" P
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
- H' u2 V* o* ?1 Y$ r2 hsuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

5 p, x" t1 {8 v+ T. L* R+ ^9 ^  Ydon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:6 t2 l6 o1 G8 c0 l) `
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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  Z  H: ^* y; Z               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
7 L. y! A; O/ l" l. L$ q  I( O这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火  b) }: M7 f( i1 g8 X
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:/ W* a, d7 M% T) g  Q( n, e
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:0 `* u, l& G/ \$ h8 @
你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:# \4 F) m2 }; L) w8 G
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:0 M3 ?& J. s/ `7 P
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火: ?+ q& x) F7 ^9 h) B( M4 ^
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
* S+ G/ H3 _: H# v- o! j' Y- ]路过,让你们看看我的波
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