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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will* G$ h# w! S) _0 S
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English( K1 X( z3 ]7 a! Y, G& W
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in5 `# m3 d' q, p8 r
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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+ ?, O8 z  u* zIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up4 Q7 G( s4 v3 e/ P1 s* f- T+ D
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.4 p  C, ]: j4 h8 [. N( J
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
. X. C: |) ?+ `5 f' ^troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to  g, n* j- C" S
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.# S' p3 j* y/ Q! [. U

0 p3 `+ Z, M( ~4 _Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
5 t& A1 O8 t/ k$ l$ \0 h- Gben a deterent to akurate speling.
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$ ?  e- Y% G) R5 Z  h% GAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is3 c6 p. `, j; u
disgrasful and it should go away.( p- Y5 ^4 t% B

" {7 j. Y! `/ _" Z4 N  M6 y8 J' j: `By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
2 d" g; \8 w0 W+ q" ~3 Q. @1 Gafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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0 F& L" L$ v4 [7 [8 Z/ jZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
# r) y" H- a7 @" W* B还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% g8 A8 K% @- S1 h+ j
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

( Q, F% K3 t, m4 jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.! V7 A' O3 \9 T0 y. `& m; G! a

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:8 h& S$ U2 _& y
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.) N+ }! C0 @9 i6 ~

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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)( @' h6 ?* [% z' n

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:; H+ f3 C# ^& q2 V1 @' y7 B' \2 _
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
5 ^$ V7 E$ d* Y8 f3 @! a/ s好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
( v) a2 i0 ]1 T你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:5 l6 B% O3 v  }+ e0 p- X0 l* [
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!0 ~5 R4 V4 o6 W+ X6 R
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:; {5 K" @$ Y7 G1 W. T2 n
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火! \2 r: p; ~) v: n+ @
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:7 i: ?- l' O1 y/ z  t
路过,让你们看看我的波
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