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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will0 A: E" b9 M  I
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was% [8 ~. L1 Y% K- S: R
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
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plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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7 g: O  I3 l9 X9 E2 _In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make2 f( O1 B9 F, @- o7 C
the sivil servants jump with joy.9 |9 q3 r& T; t4 B9 K* I# O6 W

% Z/ u$ `# |4 z" RThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
5 _, l! x5 b# Okonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.1 ~1 k& E- o: P
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" J: Q3 V. X6 {2 dThere will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the$ X8 ^6 b) y! a/ M7 V5 y. R
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like$ ~- n% T$ V9 S6 l+ o6 U, \1 t
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
8 k7 z$ Y' L7 R! K0 n6 Rreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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7 }& z+ k( {# l  C. c6 _Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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5 p! S( E6 w$ t3 ]5 r, b8 K+ NAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is0 O. f( r+ u, i* [/ H, X) \& R$ i
disgrasful and it should go away.
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( C; V' i2 ~. j6 X; X- gBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and' [% u& i; O. P9 r9 e6 f! M
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.7 m1 V  V+ ~0 x) q5 }& z8 T
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
; n! C6 ^) x3 K% g9 \( ?understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ T$ |( H* R5 u# q2 l+ K4 V5 pUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:$ N2 M& H& A% S2 {5 v% v: F4 g: n. L
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:% H) d3 c' f) N# M* Q4 T) w
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.8 {$ c3 u, [7 m. T+ v. ^

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
/ A* z2 f7 j& a! _! odon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.9 H% f0 [/ A4 X4 S$ c9 O  n

1 I1 J3 U: B% }+ n9 i. C[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:+ z( s& Q* [7 s, f+ N0 m" c  Z/ `
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 \& F! Z$ [. R* |: ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:/ B9 U+ G. I* j& j) e0 W1 `& _
Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
0 p2 K1 T+ P; H" j8 h0 f$ L0 B+ V你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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5 s3 K: b3 z; v+ p+ H& F焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!6 G. ?# x; x4 z7 C

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
3 R& V  C+ P; k惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
. C5 V  p$ W/ T1 m' N. r/ F6 ^好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
1 x  V8 ]$ m9 g9 ?& q6 F; w. r路过,让你们看看我的波
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