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Dear Mr. President:; K7 z4 K1 j Q
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
: O5 {. ~: j5 u- R& I( A% yInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander* ~( L' t3 ]- `, X n. h: O
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following Q4 j/ w' n& T6 i
plan.
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; v: Q) G; e- ]( tYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:) q$ u0 R0 M3 J. m* X1 I
, a" v; t* o' `- j+ |- nThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.2 J& n% r0 k5 j" x
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the1 A& u M- w# ~# T, x; }
following stipulations:/ r @$ @0 T& I5 T6 L- Y& F; U
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -( j* t% h1 `8 e/ J8 J8 r( y
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
. G9 |% I: u: P, bHousing Crisis fixed.6 U; O' d7 B2 ?" _4 L* j
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It can't get any easier than that!
9 z4 X/ m% y1 Q0 O/ g$ l( a3 b8 u' f) sIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their" Y( J' ] B1 _6 w& d
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