一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

盲女

写给美国总统：
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  l7 W6 d1 `* D6 \1 ^6 VDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
# ]' h* g- N$ Z. D" P" v+ cthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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' W6 ~0 Q5 O4 ?' w0 |0 r1 I1 LPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:
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$ x/ ^$ Q) p5 `1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
$ S+ W$ d. L% _3 nUnemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
! i  p+ y* I" W4 }. j4 K& T) BAuto Industry fixed.
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- i1 o2 M6 h  T7 ^3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
1 V: v. d( V5 D3 u8 P* \Housing Crisis fixed.
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+ S; u6 M! s' ~# pIt can't get any easier than that!
6 Q! ]1 L; L6 A6 y; U  B% B: [* MIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
constituent

YZSUNNY

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caoqian

紫光

根本不需要4万亿，有一万亿，退休1千万人就够了，

盲女

4# 紫光


好，那改成　５５　岁以上必须退休。
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lastman

扯淡，1million x 40 million=40，000，000，000，000 是40 trillion，就是40万亿美元，哪里来？

dolittle

典型的无知者无畏!

dolittle

呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下