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写给美国总统:
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l7 W6 d1 `* D6 \1 ^6 VDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.. Y6 o" [, h- ^7 g7 r) B' i
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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' W6 ~0 Q5 O4 ?' w0 |0 r1 I1 LPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the: K8 P8 R" h; s
following stipulations:
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$ x/ ^$ Q) p5 `1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
$ S+ W$ d. L% _3 nUnemployment fixed.0 Q8 l: t/ X, X% O
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
! i p+ y* I" W4 }. j4 K& T) BAuto Industry fixed.
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- i1 o2 M6 h T7 ^3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
1 V: v. d( V5 D3 u8 P* \Housing Crisis fixed.
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+ S; u6 M! s' ~# pIt can't get any easier than that!
6 Q! ]1 L; L6 A6 y; U B% B: [* MIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their; w; H( z. v& D+ |. |$ k+ Y
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