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写给美国总统：
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8 K8 S/ h& K& w! oDear Mr. President:3 X' o0 H; c8 v9 ~1 b5 ]/ Z4 q% V# T
, C2 g* b: O" e. y) o' fPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
& d& E/ g _4 d- u3 z8 g- bInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
+ J4 c" r, l% G& j9 Mthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following3 R8 ~0 |+ c$ f& W1 A6 E4 T
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:; c& ^& \. ~9 d
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the7 V" d* ^! x8 |4 {
following stipulations:
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. R& |* \" e1 p' p, s" G1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -4 }# h- o8 D) [( Z, X5 |5 |
Unemployment fixed.
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$ i0 H! l" ^# q: e2 x/ X5 c2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-1 l- Y" |4 \3 V( r6 z0 ?
Auto Industry fixed.( _& Z" @" {9 M6 m
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-" a: s* s6 w z4 p: E9 V( v) e
Housing Crisis fixed.6 _) n& q. C& B6 g, V" E) S" E, {
z1 |# U( E, D" w1 z7 J- \It can't get any easier than that!
& ^& G9 P! d% E- k3 SIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their$ B+ i0 `" \- i) ^! o" Y& L+ L
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