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写给美国总统：
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, B& s* w7 P2 E8 |( _, R* j- {Dear Mr. President: t3 X) E7 e' [- ?; s% p
9 j3 A8 ]0 ]' @% O. pPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
$ f) h+ K1 p) r; I# EInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander, }( k t5 b% E
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following# T3 X" ^4 {4 f2 p
plan.
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3 K2 k. A" I6 a; e* T. bYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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& Y, H" q( q8 x' N" h5 [0 cThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.& p* M8 h$ k$ X- P
# e+ w, k6 i- ^$ q; H! FPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
9 D3 d: ]& T6 T3 Y$ {# Ffollowing stipulations:
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Q1 z" d p" [4 _ w1 b `1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
2 ]) j7 q7 D, n- y# u" C. iUnemployment fixed.
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; J* y2 n) u. H2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-1 I4 P2 v+ \2 z! P7 s9 p0 K* ~3 Y3 N
Auto Industry fixed.% f% G) l1 H6 z* ?$ l" Y! _+ v
" `9 L% D9 G# M2 }; n; @* B* Z( H3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-$ y, H% d% o# G; m$ B \/ F
Housing Crisis fixed.9 c+ S* W1 w' } O) U; ]- Q: o
2 n) q# Z5 ~, Y' tIt can't get any easier than that!- M& g, W0 g E3 h/ g4 C
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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