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写给美国总统：
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# i. h7 O9 R/ y! Y/ c- ^Dear Mr. President:1 |/ ?5 H% U2 s
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
, P+ d* y1 f$ A; p; C! OInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander" |$ Y% ?8 K8 \+ m7 J7 O- c( m0 L. k$ ~# w
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following* H: w z! ^9 F2 V6 d# m$ i
plan.; G8 t" \) E" g5 O. R7 B y9 `
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:$ k$ E1 d/ ]" P4 s
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.: R) X# }# q! G$ S9 h
+ q$ @+ x. ]& GPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the! w& n' z' P' f) |, N
following stipulations:2 C$ b" A( w2 ?$ Q6 q! l7 P3 E& D
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -9 V- l+ u& M% w, m! v( ]- {
Unemployment fixed.
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$ r6 |' l+ o4 l2 ]; M% y( z, O5 n2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
# |& a8 V7 I( D( _9 @" KAuto Industry fixed.
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, r; K! k/ V" {' H( A% Z& K, M3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-% g" J- i6 s; t" G0 K2 X8 u6 g4 G. I
Housing Crisis fixed.
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. h, r& r( R: X, s& @! P- MIt can't get any easier than that!
1 K! l3 M x9 wIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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