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写给美国总统：# D% p9 p) P, t& r! q: U6 y
# S9 C/ ]; Y) H2 i9 P( {3 O2 bDear Mr. President:
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0 m' d$ D" ?- a+ Z( {; i! ~8 PPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy." t1 }9 N0 T8 {3 _& e0 }0 e
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
- o1 C6 F+ P: ]& zthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following% W) ?' n( q) l' D o6 z0 D1 z
plan.
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! q0 b7 g |+ g" M. ?# bYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:# R5 H8 Z) L) r" M3 J* x d8 B1 @
. c+ h7 v, _0 G8 w; C& \# S( Y' V' r, qThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -" O- h) P9 q( r8 v1 p5 ^# M5 k
Unemployment fixed.+ O) S+ m* T& b
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-* V Y' x! M$ u! S! Q1 ]( f
Auto Industry fixed.2 T2 N" E/ i' e' \
* a# _% F8 c) [8 r @2 u J3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
' X. E4 S8 i9 w3 C( o, THousing Crisis fixed.0 d8 q4 F3 @0 }. E7 L
7 W O1 v; L1 `It can't get any easier than that!3 F9 k8 G7 l: F5 Q* c6 h# @
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their7 k4 p* K$ _# A% P" x
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