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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."+ @" d2 N  h7 [# U. k- k% `( _6 x5 b

+ ^) F% w8 p- ]8 S"Well done. Who was that?"9 n: R, X" _  K# g( j
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"My granny.", x+ i# Q0 p/ }& G
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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; z5 u, A9 R% p"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
优 缺 点
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7 C; p2 R* [6 e& X' s7 ^“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。
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( p% Y8 }6 }. b2 L. f“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
xixi
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
hehe
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