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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
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"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
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  h* W" X; I+ P' `8 ~- q3 ]"Well done. Who was that?") Y9 c1 m( ]# P1 ?6 Y  a1 k, B

0 c5 d% L3 P  X"My granny."; b+ V" ~, U' v" |5 A4 l

& l) M$ G6 e4 }- ?5 b"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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/ [" g$ Q/ ~% ?: M"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”
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2 D0 p( h( {; t8 m+ B4 X0 r6 a“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 2 ?& G& J1 Z6 x* c! q! S& z, H+ I

+ `0 D- U% p9 k# u3 G“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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