埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 2318|回复: 6

英语笑话

[复制链接]
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
+ a$ s$ M! }9 I3 F9 o) c
5 E7 I, ~: j; |6 O; ^1 x! _0 R"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
) {8 f8 p# Z$ u& z6 r5 \
3 W0 @* ^- y# x0 A# N"Well done. Who was that?"1 R  r# z+ d6 Q" c$ U

* \1 I# Q/ g; t. j  L3 I$ a"My granny."( ]% K  p- s4 I3 y

" C' }2 B$ h/ S5 R% }"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."2 m* _: j% W/ N5 y' m0 V, [

+ @( u4 |" K9 h) R0 t+ U2 E& S"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
优 缺 点
# Q9 _+ h0 j& ^5 ]/ d) w! _+ C
“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” 6 E! C, G" ?) K( m. v. p* \" O
- w- L" |% W9 c, Z; t+ _. E
“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 * x7 v; `1 X) [; M0 [; x0 b) X4 z
5 @% A; d) X5 B9 ?" z' w/ d
“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
xixi
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
嘿嘿
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
hehe
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-3-14 10:13 , Processed in 0.134338 second(s), 20 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表