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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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1 H3 Z% ]7 p( [A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.& w; ]( q7 c0 J: u9 b
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 5 E' a# s9 d- Y9 Y) R
. v# T9 G5 {$ S/ a& C5 gThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. ) l5 V& L7 q' {2 M3 d: c' I
7 `5 W4 a3 d/ E' Z0 ]6 j; V/ hHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”' J: U) }9 f, @/ H+ D
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”5 G6 C$ O0 s) }2 `
' e' j8 Y9 p5 P1 k8 u. kThe moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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