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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！2 y) \1 {9 `+ o+ L$ s$ e8 y
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) O) `# h5 Z+ J- T; o* b7 X# [Where did I go wrong?( D7 n/ D$ ^1 r. f1 E
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.6 z5 S+ X/ ^( j$ U1 C1 v1 T
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!7 {/ O" x5 F7 N+ `
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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+ X9 N |) `& i* sHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”1 p1 n+ j% C0 n' L3 l' a
* T) `5 i$ s6 D2 ]Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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