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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the G; E3 f6 P! {% ?
way right off the bat.( k3 f! v6 R. y7 G4 H, h
. H h( c6 M+ d+ W+ b7 wThen, you wake up in a nursing home) } m0 I: E" ]2 z: t
feeling better every day., o: S t/ {! T2 u! C5 t
% Y- K9 N+ m2 G/ t# QWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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6 l2 V: [5 N- x, f" K; FYou work 40 years or! _3 O3 ?8 \# D3 r
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.% X0 e4 a4 A+ K' [6 l! \
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink," i+ P9 `# c, n! d4 n* ~
and party.$ @. C5 q y" k
6 k+ g& m5 A! ^/ rAs you get even younger, you become a kid' }: L' d5 A( n
again.
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9 ]# ]* t+ F3 r3 ^: oYou go to elementary school, play, and have no' E5 l1 l) G8 }; z
responsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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