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MY NEXT LIFE
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( ?3 ?, d, }! j0 }6 g, g# eI want to live my" D" |% f7 \6 [$ S) q
next life backwards!
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You start out dead and get that out of the$ |9 Q" o0 Z0 W: a0 q \
way right off the bat.
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& z# o7 d% E2 vThen, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home7 z- Y. P/ v% l0 l
for being too healthy, you spend$ Z% t# ~6 E0 ]
several years enjoying your
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When you start work,: i9 R8 F! c6 A& Y7 x+ c$ F
you get a gold watch on your first day.6 D3 F6 p( o7 v
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You work 40 years or4 i e0 N/ d; M& \ t$ ^
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
: A w4 P; ?: ?& U: w2 C6 lyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,+ b m# B4 Z N3 R" S+ y) H
and party.* @+ y: V: M! a
) m$ \4 x) x* ^3 O8 H! dAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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. B9 _' G5 w% n. r* \. W* ]# B: YYou go to elementary school, play, and have no, f& U. b K0 }$ g4 o6 d
responsibilities.# j6 x6 `% o# o8 b F
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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spa-like5 }/ o0 K0 E6 f3 Q
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.% m, K! l/ B$ k1 ^, @/ A) i! {
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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23
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