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MY NEXT LIFE
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' R6 e; k! N. P! D f6 y$ BI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.6 }# h/ S1 p+ d: N- w
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When you start work,0 t R$ E% ]5 e2 \$ T, L
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* c, q! [) Z1 K! f* b
you're too young to6 D7 S0 Q) ` g, N9 |
work.
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7 [6 e+ c% G% E& L6 g# ]So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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# j8 `- `) C2 c7 a% FAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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. ]+ C; t! q ~/ UYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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