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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my8 V) y: }* h+ ^: }2 i6 R! i
next life backwards!3 I& U2 K# a4 Q# K) W& [ {
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your; l% j' t) N3 P9 k9 Y
retirement and collecting benefit checks.& Q- \0 q9 p4 p1 W
9 G+ ] T7 L/ I# A" D$ }0 jWhen you start work,( K9 T& t) |$ U/ F. u i* V& i7 @
you get a gold watch on your first day.+ j3 P1 o* O; o
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work.
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; B( P8 u+ v* t) j$ T fSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,& s T$ A& W. z" L) i! F% `( {; T
and party. W( v5 ]0 F) i |0 t% w3 o
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As you get even younger, you become a kid5 p7 B1 E6 j( z3 v' O& q; T
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on+ q% B9 C; U0 G* A# ]/ K% g+ a
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& }' u6 a7 z, Q
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I rest+ V3 s N) v1 m1 C, j8 U
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