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MY NEXT LIFE$ _# `" M/ @' W! w
; N4 r: e: B% X1 p6 X1 s/ h5 K) JI want to live my7 ?( ?: ^0 h" P |- ^/ x: [
next life backwards!+ k1 g& |; ?/ _
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You start out dead and get that out of the9 C+ f7 i# u/ J- I+ G
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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. M1 i5 D0 v0 o M! J; H4 hWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
+ Z( S5 `! M# u8 K& J! _retirement and collecting benefit checks.3 U7 u. D( y u
3 z! s6 _4 H5 U" oWhen you start work,
" \: n& G$ w, P& p( [: v; hyou get a gold watch on your first day.' Q5 C, ?' s4 e# Y
( Y( I7 t' \6 C$ ^You work 40 years or. }0 U- T% [. M
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon( t `1 k6 h) [5 v
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 f% f" N$ W0 K+ TAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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k1 k4 R2 Q7 EIn a few years, you become a baby and' |$ j0 n, h1 R9 y/ t
everyone runs themselves ragged8 Y2 a3 M N; \* n0 A$ x
keeping you happy.; u; |! g; h: A6 J, B @3 {. P
. D; A8 X/ S/ k5 J+ Z0 X: KYou spend/ o6 S' y9 v. o- _- k
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ c4 R; W4 a9 S: ?
spa-like
- w9 m2 W1 D5 B& d+ A- }9 jcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm., a& Y5 J* H8 w6 n0 z) w7 R, Q
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