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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE) m0 d) i2 [6 }1 d$ [. X
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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; w% l: j) y6 h+ @Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your$ f+ U% g, z  O% o" c: O% }
retirement and collecting benefit checks.) j& _. ]0 b6 A4 r& X

& P" ~$ c. l  Q# _- F! @When you start work,
9 E% O. _0 u$ D! j$ [you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
" ^* c$ {* p. x3 P: Peveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
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spa-like
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1 F+ U" ~3 E1 l1 T' |Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.3 t" E) L2 C0 X

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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