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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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' R6 e; k! N. P! D  f6 y$ BI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.6 }# h/ S1 p+ d: N- w
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When you start work,0 t  R$ E% ]5 e2 \$ T, L
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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so, getting younger every day until pretty soon* c, q! [) Z1 K! f* b
you're too young to6 D7 S0 Q) `  g, N9 |
work.
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7 [6 e+ c% G% E& L6 g# ]So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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. ]+ C; t! q  ~/ UYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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