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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE$ _# `" M/ @' W! w

; N4 r: e: B% X1 p6 X1 s/ h5 K) JI want to live my7 ?( ?: ^0 h" P  |- ^/ x: [
next life backwards!+ k1 g& |; ?/ _
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You start out dead and get that out of the9 C+ f7 i# u/ J- I+ G
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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. M1 i5 D0 v0 o  M! J; H4 hWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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3 z! s6 _4 H5 U" oWhen you start work,
" \: n& G$ w, P& p( [: v; hyou get a gold watch on your first day.' Q5 C, ?' s4 e# Y

( Y( I7 t' \6 C$ ^You work 40 years or. }0 U- T% [. M
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon( t  `1 k6 h) [5 v
you're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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6 f% f" N$ W0 K+ TAs you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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  k1 k4 R2 Q7 EIn a few years, you become a baby and' |$ j0 n, h1 R9 y/ t
everyone runs themselves ragged8 Y2 a3 M  N; \* n0 A$ x
keeping you happy.; u; |! g; h: A6 J, B  @3 {. P

. D; A8 X/ S/ k5 J+ Z0 X: KYou spend/ o6 S' y9 v. o- _- k
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,$ c4 R; W4 a9 S: ?
spa-like
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm., a& Y5 J* H8 w6 n0 z) w7 R, Q

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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