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MY NEXT LIFE4 W, W2 H7 M' q0 b4 ]
/ Y" Z: [9 R2 \, y9 U7 dI want to live my
: j" N; u/ H( K: {+ Enext life backwards!; z3 J( Y& i* o1 y2 f9 s. }' ^
: b4 S8 K9 s, A$ `( q7 BYou start out dead and get that out of the
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# }. `& q& p4 U/ X( u; o# wThen, you wake up in a nursing home- L/ s; w9 [6 f8 T
feeling better every day.' Y' S& Y7 _2 N6 K7 i
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When you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.! C' U3 |; e P5 S t& P' t! }
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When you start work,4 S' ?! J9 s# O% E
you get a gold watch on your first day.0 W# \# |, o9 h* {
* A& ]5 \6 W/ C+ J( l7 vYou work 40 years or) b- C, q3 S7 C c: Y0 o+ c4 q
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon, N- t* M0 j; W7 W! k$ g: T$ l
you're too young to& P' j4 X0 q7 y" x% r0 _
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2 H! w8 H4 B7 G% c0 \- J6 w: `So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,% K7 G6 Q! C2 d3 `+ R
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
2 C; ~7 J# |8 k6 Z( Q$ bagain.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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7 u' y1 H& |! }In a few years, you become a baby and& M9 {% D3 Z. N
everyone runs themselves ragged
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' }7 K) n W1 l% a' R b+ e& KYou spend- F- O" _5 \! V2 Y# Y; E
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,: S5 a ^; S9 ^0 f7 w3 Z, q
spa-like& X _" B3 U4 B2 V4 |; u
con ditions: central heating, room service on1 r, J4 c- u: l# r7 \
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.- N1 B* r5 i* v2 z1 i
& z) k p! e6 U1 h) |I rest
; @( F6 E! h$ a# U( n: Lmy case. |
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