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MY NEXT LIFE( _$ e9 o1 J$ |4 D/ s, T( L7 m
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I want to live my3 D: |6 f# n& X. A
next life backwards!9 U: i5 ^5 e/ w7 _! X7 @& P
" ^. l% {+ y$ _You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your. n/ y4 k$ k* F% t N, a: x2 c
retirement and collecting benefit checks.: s& H. ^3 \. I; V4 a u8 O
3 ^6 K6 Y7 J7 F8 Y0 y" ?2 FWhen you start work,
/ {2 r0 k6 {$ R' o7 Fyou get a gold watch on your first day.8 S& A8 c0 _6 v( x% V2 w
8 f0 N- I* ]. F0 N) XYou work 40 years or
) m" I8 \# G9 N" G$ |1 {4 Dso, getting younger every day until pretty soon, O# j) ]& H$ `8 G) u N: E/ H4 R: d
you're too young to5 g2 p" O; I- B+ h& v4 o V
work.
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2 o, u5 W$ B, v- N' W; Y1 p- oSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid8 _- Y; L: K+ G( Q7 s7 ~9 J0 w4 H
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1 \! j6 ^/ A7 U6 i7 L0 E5 v+ kYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and6 X: K8 E$ X; T' h0 J8 @# ^: V0 m
everyone runs themselves ragged
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You spend1 f5 D g e$ N; G+ H4 b
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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. I5 H* \$ R: h: P/ \Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.) i Y9 d- a, D
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I rest
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