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MY NEXT LIFE) m0 d) i2 [6 }1 d$ [. X
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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; w% l: j) y6 h+ @Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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When you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your$ f+ U% g, z O% o" c: O% }
retirement and collecting benefit checks.) j& _. ]0 b6 A4 r& X
& P" ~$ c. l Q# _- F! @When you start work,
9 E% O. _0 u$ D! j$ [you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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spa-like
3 y2 z4 n0 O8 t2 kcon ditions: central heating, room service on
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