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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.# J. o7 T. z! o4 m
, |* m7 m* T" U, R. A* QI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.! {, E1 W& L$ c, h$ I: d `: D: s
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
& r3 q8 p- O" ^2 ~$ `3 gThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
( s- }6 ^' [ T/ c. @5 f: h5 Z- xWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.+ W# X5 H' X8 Y- t+ z: |
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
1 ~. i. F7 Y1 ythat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
* `% A# j( |- ^- S& cwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.; ]1 p- P( F$ G3 @) W1 _3 n
There are some people that are not into all the words.
$ i' o. A7 A7 y$ x, y4 `' }There are some that would have you not use certain words.
: [; y" S ^/ H2 PThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 ?9 u! r" O- `6 p
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
1 K" g8 O8 `. S% ?8 b0 g4 m! V399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
0 B5 c$ g& k: L! A( l) ^9 I4 ato be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,+ z8 M. q X# S" |/ W" q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
0 g |9 g4 J, _& M6 ^"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
" ^. Z) E) `$ }1 k# B$ Vand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?8 r( e8 P7 a) d1 i9 I& `! x7 X
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"- l9 x. k& }4 j/ A/ B+ h
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
' A5 X9 Q( N$ }8 m& w# B( C# hcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war., v& g) j7 r* r) Y% K
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 N3 E2 F3 X [5 ~: |* \
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 i% T. y% y; x8 k& b% [2 Q1 psounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
2 r" o* R5 _) V: d& G: V n' [3 oman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a. u: W: ?0 P$ W, k) O$ f4 ^9 k
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist. Y1 s0 v P# O8 B' r& _7 _* U
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 f- @# g+ U% T0 m! x" X5 N
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just0 R3 p" l* l# s \& L# T; J
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
- t* N% e: @! T6 [not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
# P+ G+ K/ H$ Xbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not6 X0 o; T& o$ p, d5 `
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
+ F8 c8 K, o5 Y: J2 x9 F; S5 h+ m3 @some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
+ [! t/ A! g/ BMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on$ C- J. X! p9 B* ~4 `# B/ f
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling." `7 k# R4 R1 s* v
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
% q* p2 r2 r4 k8 S9 P: Q' w6 I/ ~with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
5 p. x0 i4 ?) Uyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
. v U0 L5 M( C& EIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
: F. ^. G! Q, ~ E/ _0 ~6 yother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
. V( J' B5 }2 Z& {% Btogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
! x2 Q0 S8 [# L" q9 qPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were+ a/ p# A1 b, c( ?
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
- y4 G, P- B! ydon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such7 Z7 C, W4 Q, p- ?8 j+ f7 N
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."' g' G, @) C- V3 T
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: A2 \) f6 E: S( l F6 h2 iaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think Z# r: E9 [8 L o" u
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very0 |$ m4 I5 |3 W* e: ]/ ~0 q R
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to+ p2 L; e/ U% s. w: D
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,0 o: T0 M2 m' `3 K7 ~+ N
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love/ I1 Y+ E0 N9 O1 z- m0 S9 T0 U
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
0 S, v a4 S5 k! o/ ?" g+ W( _a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but' l/ J! X# i2 j( ?/ \
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
3 L% b6 ~4 e& j2 Jthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,/ q9 s! n6 j8 {6 [+ y0 o. i9 |7 |
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
6 x* o s+ H3 [' N- E* ?% G. Z2 _So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
& @( `+ a3 C, wI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 [8 n2 \, d8 S/ jcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
9 h) T8 x8 J, g1 o Uclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,/ [" X7 T- ^9 I& L
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
& O5 c e; M2 S7 mBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
! |- }7 E3 \7 G q- X- M: B* ORemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
6 P9 p7 @6 h& D- u \" SCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in' ]& p' y/ l) t% R" x# y% A9 A
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
% U& Y8 W- m3 u) e: hKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
( y+ Y) N5 v- L8 ^7 `6 tsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding- X( N6 e1 Q$ ~1 M3 Q: `
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
$ T0 n9 z1 }+ ]. p$ ^goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 o7 o5 N) A: K tcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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