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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.8 P+ G. U) R' R8 c0 @
3 W1 q6 P2 @8 z+ w+ PI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
W9 B) z" q; a2 C: A& W8 q6 u. C% _I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.6 N& }) X3 J& f" m) r& w
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.; E" s1 M$ ~# e8 Z
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.. i. u6 W. R! w- S: Z" b) N& B
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
8 ?3 B4 c, }) d6 _that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same: ~% B* \& v+ E/ u' v! @1 r! q
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.$ w- {) r* A2 l/ j& H7 Y' H5 E
There are some people that are not into all the words.
4 C0 L( v- `) r9 v2 d3 Y0 [, f8 ]There are some that would have you not use certain words.; A; e1 A9 j' S
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ u9 N+ R. o4 [) w$ zof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.$ d( c, ?+ B& {% K5 u8 y: [
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 c& i) r2 u# Q' j' U/ g* F
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
& M8 p5 f4 |- C! T& uBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
' V* N; d" u; a: {* z4 u# r. v"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,- e5 p$ a1 ]. ~, v8 P
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
) u6 Z! q- k! _! i0 @"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"1 x5 E2 v% n2 A
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,/ Y9 }7 P# W9 {7 A0 @
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 O6 k# b1 m. x/ P4 y: {
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
' t: f( q: T9 q2 v r9 @3 Q# yWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly. G1 q s" B- c, C4 \
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,; f* ?- n- N0 L. _& H) w# J
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a I/ ?6 ?0 Q! C x5 O4 h. o
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
5 ~6 G6 W: s {1 n2 gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
% d( B' d/ t$ }7 zPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just2 |# M9 h, }; L( e: F `
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
8 c" M" o8 m! O/ c2 m Z/ ]8 enot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,0 K) Z0 [0 Y5 A7 q, p7 `
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
7 `/ {/ {; U; A$ x! Qcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
@ V* h. a! M' G! H* _# csome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% }& i( F$ Y8 [3 R
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on1 r2 h0 l: e; w% `( k- _* k0 ]3 |9 I
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
9 Q" I4 \1 C, ?: ^) P6 iI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
3 a* t9 C5 L! K% ]% Z8 n, @8 Gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
- ?0 o" Y% }& Q5 ]5 `2 d/ r6 wyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
c) c! ?" S1 B5 S# f$ lIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the! r3 n% h) Q& E0 h+ R1 E& p
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go. y- Q* E }! \" N, _) b
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that. O2 u/ P5 B, ?# k0 x, V8 F! w- Y
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
4 ?( o4 b; I' [' l/ n. q$ Vcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
* g8 P$ e( J$ ]8 K- v4 B4 T5 ^7 ldon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
: I( b6 Q8 B3 x1 zstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
8 n- ]( X* g, Y. z/ t( yAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more& [; @4 z& j2 b& y6 r& z
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think; p2 c' t/ E. Z) h
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
. b8 f$ J( K$ P5 f2 T* oimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
+ y Q8 J7 U! Q5 n2 j7 lhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
% V) [7 w- u% w0 e4 |! A0 j"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love+ ?. R" |5 K3 Y9 w. v
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is: [1 ~/ e' w7 o/ B! B( ]8 c/ w
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but R3 ^9 s: Z! o0 X' b. J
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
$ y0 @% W) }$ o2 `! Bthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,9 H5 w, p) h% f$ \# T N5 Y
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow." |5 _; b' ?- q! D; G4 X/ g, P
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
( f7 P" [; b0 Z* L5 h6 y; V; {I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 e! u' {4 d4 K; Mcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even3 z8 c' d$ `, ^! e; L7 W9 y
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
, e9 c8 w$ P& Xand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.- v3 B$ |5 l! {
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words./ q$ ]2 h2 S5 t# F6 D# s
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 U8 L/ z" e9 ]8 b ?
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
3 x# q) B& T0 ?8 ~! t' `the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
* T: n7 b9 ]7 |; K8 Y# `Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
4 q" b& K; H! c* F- Hsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding/ B% R6 u! Z9 g& Z4 a) H
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that; p( c) H' D; k+ ^# _+ V# |; ]
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
' Y: c- ?6 V; |3 }4 vcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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