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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
# ?9 G. e9 ?( A: u- W5 C. XI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
# N$ W; z* ^% p; Q9 cThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
7 P7 @5 s6 s' m* {1 L( oWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.( Q R8 p( u4 r* x
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for7 T: N- N( v- d, H5 d/ J2 I
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same/ V( o ]7 m6 [# X( l
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.. ~7 [( E) `! D1 V" G1 o9 a- \
There are some people that are not into all the words.6 ?/ o4 ?% d. B) G [
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
( g. ]' E6 c; Q- ?/ |" Y! `( c: PThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
" L) I& w* T' i& t# s3 oof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.! I+ i' H3 h+ a/ ~
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
4 c E+ M, Q. D. }9 `! {, b; V; Mto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
- ?7 N( F; H5 s& w/ j( X9 gBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?) P, Y7 a+ ^# S3 t9 u# v0 {
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
3 ^* }, Z2 E" f: y* Dand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?0 g! I+ _9 v$ M9 j, `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 w% D$ {6 U9 Z6 k/ z* s
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
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. J+ `( J& Z" V, w& L3 E5 j"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" q; g# c) u) u4 a4 D# o# nWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly/ U+ i1 F$ h7 K$ b* ~, J- ]: w
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
1 a/ S- g! M" U2 tman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
1 S4 n8 ~1 r" vsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
& \- V( Z' r+ d7 J. |5 wsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
" j; H+ h" E3 V7 l) ?Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
( @7 \- w; g- r3 g3 U$ VOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does' `# Q4 K+ f e1 @8 [/ c; N- a
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
* a6 P6 n$ r; f2 o! r) D! ~but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not: P4 S. a7 Q5 w6 P% \
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why1 w$ E$ G3 c" c3 s4 h
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and J8 x2 W* N, |; S; S
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on. _6 D+ m+ y, ]+ j
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling./ }( s: e2 P7 E0 b' C+ _* q
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
+ J a9 I) [9 Qwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
& A) t5 B" P% e( g+ }' L5 eyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."# {1 h4 y( q0 O# j
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
- q# p& H# e+ ]/ \( q- }other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
P+ u! c/ h1 e: `) X# J0 w$ ?together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
4 t6 B9 H5 s1 d' C* q* L) ?2 p; GPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were9 q3 i/ r& T: _8 C- \( @
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I+ X! a: Y0 o5 P, ^' J/ }
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
~4 a( @! f" T: A$ @% c7 \stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
/ r$ o5 c8 b# ZAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
, e' Y% j+ a; p, q, X, xaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
; ~: n! {8 n/ }6 T" p4 Q4 F' Rit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very( d( ?* N2 I3 |
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
) `& C: K G' T1 j4 G8 {hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
& o! ?1 L2 ?, o: x' e"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
0 ?) Z) v# j: `; S* ~& c* Rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is, m# ~ R3 k8 `! x
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
! H8 K6 ^0 ?5 L8 Z* v, A' ^( }6 UI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for" S5 {" x6 @% W( v/ V. j) n
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,) ~9 F: \' M' K, `
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
) m# l/ I) ^3 ]2 B9 Z9 @So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' p9 e! ?. z+ v3 w: X; c7 i( }I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any: S; ?6 q4 `3 r4 \
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even% b, I5 N3 L" A9 \, E7 P6 m, q
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
# P( g4 l; {8 yand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
* {2 d K/ L, I3 Z7 ZBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.- z7 Y* r% u H! r% ]
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
0 R2 A9 r& F3 b2 G: N2 \CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
' }/ M8 _0 U: A V: n4 athe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
4 d* d: P2 p* { g2 O3 {; i: qKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
) b# s ^9 a+ D- B% W8 wsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding- g) t. o3 P4 b6 b5 \8 w
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
# Y9 \3 h; v- F/ f/ R) q" Igoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
$ Z. }9 E# o2 X1 U1 ~2 ^+ tcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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