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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 `) A. a4 p0 S, G% {
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.1 c1 }- U+ n" Q3 Z+ U5 O
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.& {. s- l5 y; C1 G, \
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.4 e3 c, T$ w" Y$ x. I( U
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% D0 b$ { f$ p; s5 Tthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for, N; g: \7 T3 x
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
* ~ n( ]& o8 a- Z5 iwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
- S8 J7 j) u6 Z# h9 HThere are some people that are not into all the words.3 q! D9 W( s! d* e1 [
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
" n" Z/ f/ C1 z$ R3 l0 mThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
2 S2 z7 E9 ?1 U* d/ l) P0 ?of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.! a; Q5 M" S; f: u0 T* o5 p+ {, C
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous& S3 N( G- o E
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
$ ]7 @5 Q+ }1 r* ]Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
: Y" \* `* v- d3 B- u"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
3 F) U: W# E s: X+ {5 `and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
9 f, [. a) z0 |! V"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
5 V3 v; k! V+ hThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul," P) R1 Q$ x: \ M. z
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.# {3 B7 O- u4 T
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") W6 p1 L5 s4 L! D' F" O
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
5 J$ T; _! j. }* t6 Jsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
8 y" J: y& W' k% eman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a1 ]5 w( s) `' H1 X' \' g9 y/ @
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist4 v0 I$ o6 `$ r7 H3 L& p# v
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,% p8 U* ^3 h0 r7 I
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just0 B/ W( K5 T: _+ J1 \
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does4 d3 h: o2 F. [6 T
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,5 R3 W+ K5 |) o* }, @6 C: [* R
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ n5 d, L/ e9 s& _' d0 f# x
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why( ~+ k! W% }! x; U- } `( y
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
' Y+ u6 E6 Y9 H9 r3 `4 j, uMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
/ n/ m6 v0 a$ U! y0 bthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
) j" t4 X% P' E5 J. w% z' PI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; l2 [7 v8 b& l3 d3 D+ _3 U$ u1 g
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
' K4 b6 x* V! h3 ^! qyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."- X9 V3 a+ J: s9 F4 ^4 `5 m6 y. P
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the0 Y$ r, i; l: n' R* o. w0 K& j: f! ]
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go* L2 k+ L+ I5 s+ w; ~0 o
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
; V. Z* w4 h$ L$ o9 bPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
# v5 p) v# z- tcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I9 P% w3 y" I0 a, O' {* ~" J; h
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: ^ H* N4 a2 G$ w9 @0 K0 A
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now." s4 D; |! u( x( B
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more+ j( B$ c1 x; i$ m
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think+ m; {7 ~5 F" K% O% W
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very- c, V3 E* B# Z2 a# _
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
8 ]4 S5 i2 J( ~3 O+ X5 ~) ^9 Vhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
! s- _3 _, U# r! l0 G, B8 J$ B"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love" }( e v0 t Z$ B
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is6 k! \; d* J) X8 f1 D3 a
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
! s/ B6 ]. j2 @( Y$ b t% JI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for0 G' F1 n0 X7 b6 T9 u" b
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,$ o' @! U* w0 O; p7 a* y) n* T# o
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
! }8 L/ A3 e, Q2 M4 i" ~- U0 T1 ASo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 |3 Y( j% z0 D* E% Z" BI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any' y6 `$ |$ E$ _: q6 b- ~
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
5 A4 [+ S' n3 S5 Fclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,1 i- Q$ m. F. K0 N
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
$ ]- W. \. y0 R7 ]. }; F+ L7 IBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
+ [1 _1 a! y; ? |4 T$ {: x" m o; hRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 f8 |4 U" ~0 j9 X! H4 o r* c' b% h% \
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
! O$ T' u# \4 k1 a5 D/ othe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for! Y% X' D. d0 A" l3 N
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't: T1 m3 x7 ^- H& T) f' X' ?9 X
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding9 ], p# X' a& J. Z
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that s. `6 G$ ]. u/ \
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
# W0 u3 L; F% C6 ecan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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