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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.6 Z1 V% v( E# x( d$ M
& Q- M. Z) h' X! i4 HI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.. ~" `- E! n4 l/ _
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
1 _- e/ n1 Z* _9 ^& Q& u" q( N; eThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.& j% V) s: w( m
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.0 _; k% ~ `- I+ q: e- v3 R+ Q
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
) S/ Y. h. h7 r3 \ ?) v" C; s2 @: vthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same: S# R) ?+ d# x( b" E d
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.7 S6 w% B# E9 J! W" \! V
There are some people that are not into all the words.
5 V6 _+ D6 ^ L V* u2 m4 Q( kThere are some that would have you not use certain words.5 H0 k J/ b; h
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7/ o7 I% V2 Y: i
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.) _8 w% B' m7 Z3 W, ]2 Z
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
% ?- c: B& A# Tto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,+ |& A' v) ] D9 Z# U& ?
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?" |& c! J7 M* Y% L
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
0 T2 |. j9 _7 Q! Land words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?5 \- O6 r: B; K) g' y3 M) P' P5 k0 l4 E
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ p, X2 K F# I0 ]: GThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
1 M. t- v8 H! qcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.# U, g. j/ |' {: c! W% \/ `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& ]! @( D' d8 c @: N1 c+ k9 X
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly/ `# R, O) ^ ?2 X+ v
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
, U; u4 V0 ]7 j& g# B) |/ Sman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
9 ^3 G Q: f- S. E1 ^snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist7 ^! R" n- `9 r; L" A
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
. g+ k& e S& n7 l+ A+ S/ YPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just0 x+ `7 O$ d' H5 I
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does5 G" @9 f4 G! j
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
$ X9 d$ u5 H# f$ C$ e# w, dbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not }; W, H/ W4 i* w7 d" R. K
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
' E# `3 p# a5 V5 u) V2 q) ^1 O1 |some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% O n& L/ }( i7 Q$ T+ |
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
; y) U6 R5 n/ f2 ]there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.' @! T y/ F6 O
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
; V3 a, `3 Z" ^: bwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at$ _$ k( ?6 Z+ v
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."1 k3 c' F1 `9 B( x6 g9 Z
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the1 Q4 s. ?: G& a1 p3 w+ Y/ S1 R6 Z1 n
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* g- |" c; `) e% D% r) c& N: [' O$ Utogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that+ l. e* y+ u! y8 {: t
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
$ d+ \4 R! A( tcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I6 d8 O& t8 ^; G$ s$ n
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such7 I/ k% N& M5 Q) E N
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
. y% X. W) d! q9 [And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more. c4 g4 z6 S5 u% Y" F
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think8 Y0 T$ E" I: {9 F
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very& B/ j6 @/ N8 `
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
7 S' f5 K) b' l: z0 w/ E @) Khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,' O1 M# B; T4 o0 {' N; W
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
/ Z- M+ q- f5 f6 S/ k" T. `4 Q+ bthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is; F+ x9 T4 Q) s4 U' n2 B9 Z6 A( M
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but0 \7 Y( W1 U3 I# h: F6 y
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for: R" L$ g, L1 v6 o' x
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
' u5 R R) O* ^Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
; _. a& o, o' G$ K/ Q" {+ BSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.4 D5 F6 h6 K V& J9 w0 ^
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
, Q; @0 o H! X% W3 Ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
. P6 A4 d9 B# M+ k9 dclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
+ c( ]# i5 z! y9 a. _and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 p2 }0 n' F8 R [6 z* K7 J
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
+ ?- ~6 M$ U4 v+ R: }$ gRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock$ {. ^6 o/ a3 j( a2 N
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in6 p0 D6 @( i& o/ y4 w. f. q
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
. h" l `2 {& M* n* wKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
1 y K9 Q% M# K5 P7 C6 I- csay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! z& r; U8 P, S) ]- Lthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that8 Z' V' P7 X+ q, r% S! s
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
; I; m, y* Q. H3 m; Ncan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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