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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.: n% _2 |) \& E1 D5 Y
8 Q l6 K& L2 A" f6 b& nI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
' v; P: h; L: N6 P5 a4 NI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.+ ]7 ]3 p( R0 S, y2 O1 l" C% T( w; _' G
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion., f4 [- r/ Y8 R+ S. g, J* a
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid., z$ T( R3 U( W0 o0 ^( H2 \
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for* W7 u# T% T# H# Y: s* L: b. S
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
; w: u3 R2 `! O1 ^; @. q4 r( Lwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
# s2 [4 U1 m! J3 U- J7 dThere are some people that are not into all the words.
# z% _4 {# w1 h( S& A4 i: P7 E$ sThere are some that would have you not use certain words./ p" ^$ s" x( w2 f
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7, H) r" N* I- C5 w. V8 V
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 ~- G# c* F7 D/ ^0 a7 S399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous7 \- t4 A- b4 V1 p. D
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
7 k+ I9 f2 \7 N" KBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 y7 z4 v+ ~( S0 G% C* Y* `
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
- W$ W+ w, A4 v. ?) ~9 Fand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
. r# B# G6 S; \6 Q+ X: ?$ s"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. p# K2 Y/ C" x* }3 Y' WThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,1 K' \. y8 i9 \+ N a" `
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.+ _) ~! h% z1 W' Y+ I
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# X6 h: s, M+ \1 l5 p/ _Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% D' n- b/ c7 N& E, ?. q
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,3 C) X2 @# p7 Z3 d0 T9 K3 a6 I
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a m, c) D- p V) @4 @
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist) K! @% `0 v- C: R4 v( a
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,$ J1 _: U0 |- g; y
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
5 F$ y& S7 {/ L5 \One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
. _# u* z1 c8 dnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list," {, T( P. k$ X$ P' H) _
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not) `3 R, c* g9 Z+ e+ z$ w
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
% D* @9 _7 H e: Y- Ysome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
: p4 m. b4 h' w% EMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 V2 S0 v" m+ B3 v, i8 ^8 E6 S
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 Q1 Y/ G3 w& F( i0 a4 Z! d: w# U8 JI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
8 m! m C. }8 Q$ Y d- b5 vwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
; P+ {5 s1 k- z7 jyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
9 n& n0 x0 L$ R- E* F' b, d3 N7 qIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the' M& A# Q! s c; _) \" ?% s' u! o0 A
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& S) y8 M: i# d1 M, H7 H( z- Utogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that3 D* d9 d. \; H+ Q9 F2 n$ ~
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
9 q6 E1 S* \& o5 s* F$ [# e" ~certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
7 v9 g, b! \- i$ R5 ^- S8 k: Hdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such0 e/ A! R3 U3 ^6 D5 }& v1 W
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."3 Z8 r$ [5 k( o! v, e- E
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more* ~- L/ n7 v& f5 Q3 T% g6 y
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think3 |$ @# e- l4 c
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
1 o2 F& @# d7 h$ w2 simprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
" C" a8 V+ C5 h; v, Whurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,$ F0 Z& q& c9 i" U( A5 @
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
9 x+ I1 E: p/ c+ c" r1 u- Lthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is2 [ s* S& M6 j2 L3 C
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
+ j' i+ R( T% I0 TI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 C+ z; f8 E. p
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
/ D( B& g, H3 FSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."+ N/ ?- {( A' `& C, E/ y' t- W* h
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.8 I: Q+ N* |8 E7 l2 A
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
# ?# b5 W, J3 b8 A+ Gcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
& s" }/ E5 e9 n- jclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,, `7 `& @! E/ C+ M
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
, Z& [7 E' [8 m/ c* }+ kBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.9 Z# A) H4 \4 p, X
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock+ c: Z* y5 w* d& ~3 y% v1 s/ p3 [
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
2 ?& ^7 B+ D2 Lthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for: ] a: n* ^- ~3 t) I+ L
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
3 d6 W- _2 V( r3 M% t( asay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 q: q" Z+ E% P$ y$ Dthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% i y7 u4 K3 T, C. J6 A, Qgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
! |6 r7 e" A% K: Z6 Ucan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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