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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.: e- V) E& K& n/ ^6 ]' x0 m8 L3 j
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.! [4 M& b4 X' B/ p1 Y6 [& R
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
/ W0 F& o1 x9 tThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.. T9 ^) x0 o6 `* ~* j3 C; L
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
2 N* p; Y8 a' w! I w M6 Zthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
+ p% V6 o+ A' w/ p% b7 {that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same9 f! Y! H5 s* D! T
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
% o- L2 ^/ z* x: {There are some people that are not into all the words.
% O- w9 ^+ p7 p# J6 E2 ZThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
% ^- l0 E# i. d0 U( W0 CThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
) J$ v* K a; W2 [$ I% ]of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) J+ P- ~) w8 C( b, z, D3 ]+ K399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous* F$ `8 U2 [# H& K7 T' ^
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,. S) g0 R/ X& c, n: T
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 j6 U3 y; \/ _) I0 }' i"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,8 Y' a* b# c* n4 e1 @8 s
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
7 C% p9 F5 O9 Q8 N4 Z"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ f1 w" Q% W/ cThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
N# w5 u7 I3 |' ~6 ycurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.) ]' O- n' u& }1 V0 ^6 s0 T
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& E" K: L8 s' [
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly" y& P+ }6 `% Q6 R, |0 L
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
% L7 d) I9 O) g1 Z3 xman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a/ A7 W, v# E H, f: r8 w, o
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
: k5 i7 I+ W6 f1 b* D6 Dsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
; q8 Q5 u5 i- q& wPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just1 S! T( V1 F( U2 m
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
: I( b9 R" T) Rnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,% r$ J9 A! O+ q9 V% ?" j) y3 J
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not2 v/ B, i- u' o9 |
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
8 g2 @- ~6 c; _% X0 u# ksome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and& v+ v8 J# ] e" k7 I
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 y! h( t# J: {8 t! T+ F
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.4 n$ z8 s: M1 I" O" ?
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
8 n* G1 `! t8 h: h3 Y# d( Gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at; m. D; m% G/ @8 R! I* D' Y
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
# k2 s# E- c4 Q. @ fIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
5 n' u9 L2 n9 k9 x$ {! A7 Kother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* `! N: s' k: W+ o6 Ltogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that' V) A2 h6 Z" U1 E' R
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
+ J) B+ y5 M, c1 M7 W) J& O. a' N+ Acertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I: o- Q* _4 @9 P% I+ m; j' d9 {- r% t- x
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
1 @. f* I& `4 P2 k! ]* r8 I5 H8 wstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."( Q# n6 x# `1 y
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more, P$ a/ |: W- R) B6 M# a P% q
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think& {$ P; n2 O( b# |% @* M
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very# Q' {: [7 K2 G" X/ c F. S
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
1 }' ~2 e( o* Ehurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
& C. p. X/ \/ q" ^"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
2 }. G; k( t U% e" m3 lthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is7 F i' o# V9 e5 I- m1 i
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but, n) w1 w7 t, ]4 }; R
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for' h, P+ g1 z' K1 K5 M1 k1 o" B
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
9 m2 A( T# q# m! V# m c0 \& RSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
^8 t3 g1 l7 }" r$ c/ S) a, USo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.8 M8 b& @2 o4 ]) ?- z1 A
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
" u; D6 e" }6 j; k N$ l7 Bcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
" X8 M+ h1 F* M. {) a/ F0 vclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( B( u! O6 n: U, S+ m
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
) |. u" Y7 n- O* U3 k3 J2 t h* NBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.) [( Q% y9 {) S2 s* |0 g/ w0 t
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
' e4 y9 q( V& P1 G; E5 oCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
1 t* d) s: E7 O' }( athe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
! Z3 Z6 R# Y; L, iKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
8 j1 m9 l! U4 {8 I9 X bsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! _/ H0 \* t) l: |them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
6 N3 f8 u( K1 Y9 R, w' U* S xgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You1 [/ m) M* x7 i/ J* V8 C2 E
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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