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Hi everybody. So... I'm Irish. I read a report recently that a man reaches his sexual peak at age 18 but I didn't know this... until I was twenty five. So the world will never know what a stud I was. No one took a bite out of this peach when it was ripe.& O( @& D, a: T# \
7 D7 \; [! v& `/ P% h& M0 ?I'm not good at sports, but I love parallel parking... because unlike sports, when you are parallel parking, the worse you are, the more people that are rooting for you.
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! W# f; o6 f+ e+ AI'm an immigrant and I used to drive an old car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off. And one of them said, "if you don't speak English, go home!" I didn't notice it for two years.. C) } O- ]- n% v$ r
2 F9 e: N* M0 }& E( `: r/ o: SI worked really hard to become a U.S. citizen and I have to take these American History lessons where they asked us questions like:
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; y2 A4 R4 V/ @# m# c"Who's Benjamin Franklin?"/ }. F3 C$ l+ j# A0 R8 v
) V6 z7 o) Q# K6 g% N4 `I was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?: [8 T+ V- B+ _" ^
7 s7 C2 W. O. j3 sAnd the second one was:" z' y6 K$ ~* {' l8 X
1 n& ]" k5 k3 \# D"What's the 2nd Amendment?" f* ?4 |! C. b
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I was like; ahh... The reason our convenience stores get robbed?8 \. N; R) v5 V) t+ _' q
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"What is Roe vs. Wade?"+ g/ b- q7 O# M( r) B! ?1 l' |( Z
( E: \" [3 |, o" D, F* ^7 cI was like ahh... Two ways of coming to the United States?
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I have a family now, but I used to be scared of marriage. I was like wow... 50 percent of all marriages end up lasting on forever!
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I just had my first child last year. I was really amazed at it. I was in the delivery room, holding up my son, thinking to myself, "Wow... He was just born... And he's already a U.S citizen."0 p- s [7 O, @5 ?
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So I said to him, "DO you even know who is Benjamin Franklin?"2 ?: p1 C8 x" j, s9 N$ J, n. P4 ]
- X3 {5 ~! A( ]Now I have a sign in my car that says ”Baby On board.”# [" s4 q7 f3 E% ^# {4 Z! V
& U$ e. j4 o+ W8 `# r9 G1 EThis sign is basically a threat. It just says that I have a screaming baby and a nagging wife and that I am not afraid of dying anymore.3 i3 g1 b5 a5 h0 D( r' |
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Thank you very much!
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Implicit explanations to audience with culture difference:3 X, o5 W. P5 W! I q' f
, I. K" Q% Y9 j2 w4 p1 m5 s1. Ben Franklin's picture is on the US $100 bill.* x6 M9 F$ M% v% D
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2. Second Amendment refers to the US Constitution for the right to keep and bear arms.% [ r( x5 L6 x' ?1 Z
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"Roe vs. Wade" is a famous court case that you'll learn about in history class that deals with abortion.
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* L, v$ n$ x2 o* @0 EJoe Wong used this case in a form of a question: What is Roe vs. Wade? To which he cleverly delivered the punchline "Two ways of coming to the United States".
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, |; h% s& j2 c% C8 b2 wRoe is used as a play on words to describe "row", as in using a boat to "row" to the US.2 f- F% S, j2 {! [2 Q
0 Q: B6 l" h' [9 X6 H' ZThe denotation of wade was used, the definition meaning "to walk in water". |
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