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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
: G! q1 _' |9 S! a> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,8 K0 p* C2 W/ k& ]$ w
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
7 [. t8 u ^( z' B3 z3 r> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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7 T, l+ c7 r' `1 R* n> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,' ]0 l* \9 j: B
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?5 Q7 x: ^; d8 T
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE! D. D3 M" D- n# Q
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?$ i: o: Y2 |* S; [( ~' i* O
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,& H J/ A* ~4 M
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& E+ e; A1 O. y7 ~# S& C' O% c> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
( M9 d- A. O2 ]> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?/ J ?& `' I0 b1 y8 B' ]; E
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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2 ^: L. H5 q$ J8 h. ?' t% Z> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
6 p% |' X6 I7 _6 a2 W! a( D) R2 o> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?# v7 E# h$ h/ ^5 i3 Y: T
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE; n- A* L, F! C( X8 @: @
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
7 K/ p# f! Y1 Y1 l" M( [8 V2 I> I DON'T THINK SO! X$ }2 @5 A0 c
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> FINE, SHE SAYS/ j# q+ L" N/ s1 N5 l' i
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS# l4 v" S; n1 C' ]4 Y
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?0 t, ~7 U; D. t- r
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T" A* T4 R) j m m# D3 c1 A1 ?) w
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
& c8 b+ h3 R1 W3 H2 q+ G> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
7 N/ }# u- C& S/ i( h: i> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
# i9 v) _0 E9 v: f# l) V8 ~ Z> I DON'T THINK SO
+ ]& V8 k. G- I3 s4 \) A> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU./ I; `/ f3 Y p1 Z6 w, X
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!; q( r2 W; N0 H0 A' c, T3 W
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5 D+ g z9 W" F% g- {3 W> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A( ~' h0 ~( v: X6 M6 U
> COUPLE OF HOURS..............................." P8 l: F3 _5 @3 J
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0 w [# x! Q6 e/ d" g> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW+ K4 `) c% m$ n7 Q
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
7 D, e9 b. E( F! `> TO GO HOME
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: I0 S8 J+ h6 j8 n> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES u* h" K$ d6 ~ S; E, [. v! K
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.) _) B' a0 c0 s
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, Q6 y( f! g8 I) {> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
8 A' N, q" R% r, q> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING3 w6 E' E* @# k. E: O
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
# _4 ]2 p: s! f8 `7 W, l> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
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, [' _2 X" ]8 m5 f+ q0 a8 T( g> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
r" v* {! F8 O- d' w+ N> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT9 i- }8 b$ Q/ n9 f$ C
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.' W& T7 x. ^+ P! @$ h$ W0 m* A0 a
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2 X6 y6 P. n; O! u9 b1 s. K> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
& i* S" S" c; f6 a; W> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.5 P( l: s6 \8 g/ f
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- |) |7 @3 L* A6 O1 z4 j% {$ c> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
; w0 G+ y" D5 f! i) N6 L2 p, V> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER/ m$ d3 e8 {3 D( K6 U5 K
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.8 \2 G! H4 @! H y$ k
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> HE SAID,
9 a" M+ j5 c. u6 t; q0 l; t> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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" {) i$ X; U( z4 m: }8 I. ?> SHE REPLIED,
& B( v* |7 [6 f( Y9 m$ ]! ]> HELLOOOOO..
! F# ~0 n+ L5 Y8 A4 R> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN4 r4 A: `% _& G5 v/ g
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
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