 鲜花( 3)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
6 x! ~7 S- O% R l> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
7 \/ j$ ^/ {% i>
8 h4 x1 X% b: u- p( l4 G9 S. i6 g> HONEY,- M! [; X' H8 a1 M/ s
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
6 {0 K$ i5 {! F4 m3 |6 {+ K# t' j# A> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.! Z) ]" o& C2 x9 B
>
+ x# d8 B, o8 w5 C7 C L7 w4 X> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,- G! O) S" u3 a. a" R; M, S1 d6 h- m
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?# j! B/ l+ ]4 Z8 A: j7 H/ h0 ]: B
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE- [1 X; q3 k' R
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
5 b8 a/ h0 P1 Q7 i7 ]& r> I DON'T THINK SO.$ a; ]( ^+ [+ r
> 9 B0 q1 L1 I% ]2 K8 j! C
> FINE,
- u% o; g4 e+ j( `; e$ n0 f>
+ [" p8 O! B* [2 D: D> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,* w+ M: `7 v( p
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
5 e% W% ?! q+ x3 |+ I> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
4 |4 G9 b2 n. A( b! s>
! Z6 H9 h* U" c/ Q, Z' i3 `> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,! y, q4 _3 O9 A' d4 R2 k
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?5 s/ \5 p( E( n& H1 g% a# Y
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE8 j& s) ^0 c4 S9 r* e
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?! `1 l% J( }0 a
> I DON'T THINK SO
, m8 |4 |& T( E. S- ?( [* O Y' a> ( o; c4 I6 h* a9 R" \/ [
> FINE, SHE SAYS
& N! w8 T2 x/ h> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS( |: g+ E6 _5 R. R% V, P
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
* h) w0 `6 X, X9 |; A- ~% S> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK R; Z3 H* ^, F2 R9 P
> ) U5 x7 |$ a: b( j3 S& A
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T1 q& W2 q- t2 n0 r/ a
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
0 a# k# R& ^$ @, c> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
- o7 a+ _% t+ E$ f> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?2 A/ H5 ?; p3 v, f% K
> I DON'T THINK SO* T/ C: {% o( B8 ?. J+ ]. |; Z9 }
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.# s9 c q. v- }4 E
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
4 V n, b$ c9 d# C% l* `>
; q3 r6 u3 o/ E+ |. \> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A; o7 Q+ n( I' G, [# ]& _/ K0 u1 t& i
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................# x7 }2 z5 [, v4 g# Q: C. t
>
! v4 _4 M1 o: B0 D: m: c> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
( Q- K, R4 a& l> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES7 w3 `. P/ b% H. E" Y1 M
> TO GO HOME
* ^; r, g4 D% \3 `3 O7 q0 A>
9 g) f" I$ Z9 W. f1 `0 X> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES: W3 K. c% i4 O0 v! T# |5 M7 S
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.+ s+ R8 J' a+ p: M8 [2 }3 k
> , H, ?' I( @8 t& M" T& b {
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
2 J$ h! _5 j6 G> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
* Y6 q; Q% F" i. [7 b: s: D; l. d>
5 x( \, X+ u4 @* E> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES' X! \: y4 z7 i5 H/ n; T8 t; n
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.+ Z2 P! D2 Z9 Q/ F8 r
>
2 Q* ^5 c! x+ `# n9 ^( [> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?0 f2 p" L, N. L5 }2 R
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
1 d; N- \* w0 a5 {& o: `> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.* O9 `4 Z; m5 H( j- [: a+ `9 o
>
$ o ~! X+ X2 H% Y> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME. }* j3 ]/ b- P5 q: K
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
' b, l' x7 ]6 V4 m> + m& t- x/ m8 g7 F- d
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
$ D8 y9 m" m" {7 R3 j* d; y5 o> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
1 W0 i; w- ?4 n+ [> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.- h$ R2 d0 C& k5 a# n. s! L. [
>
' N3 |) A7 h4 g S6 s$ z( \> HE SAID,
: W8 j# q1 ~. b1 [- o> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?0 o3 I2 l# z) m1 x" G
>
8 g( m" L* A d3 U$ K) d. m! q> SHE REPLIED,
! G* }2 Y" c8 q( g. m/ ?> HELLOOOOO.., m- z4 @* Z {1 d- Z7 j% I; j% _
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
4 c/ Z8 _$ ~! R6 Z/ j; N6 {1 p# L> ON MY FOREHEAD?6 c' x' E# l( X8 ~4 B
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-4-8 12:14
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
