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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A+ ^5 I3 z: ~) E% j
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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> HONEY,/ ~8 f4 d' ?- w# Z8 C# E3 z
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?3 o7 T V) a( @, A
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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' A) ]( [- S9 A, V7 a, |% Q" ^> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,! C6 O: f! q2 }6 e7 q7 F% g/ K
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
/ Q, G/ L0 E8 v9 F: X+ G" `> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
4 D9 ~- X, r- P' s' M6 m> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?) n4 U, ?4 u# H6 H/ _
> I DON'T THINK SO.: g* X) s" H3 K
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
$ A* ^& D- H) M4 o5 ?> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
! Y7 Z& ^& Q @+ n5 m g) |> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT3 B) t) M. C4 B+ |, ~
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! F$ Y, x/ f1 B, @0 e> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,* a$ H! r2 E; N2 {3 r' f1 k! q
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?# H& `0 z+ _4 ?, D
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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4 W7 b8 K% h3 z( y- l$ f> I DON'T THINK SO' o# q0 ^8 @4 @% z. o
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> FINE, SHE SAYS5 Y% |, g" T9 @, u
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
! n3 Z& s! P' U4 b( K> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
6 T- \6 ]8 M2 W% Z. c1 o$ J# e2 k> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK( z. |' [; }/ S4 b5 U) c
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6 }+ P) I, G$ I> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T" E* Z0 ~, A) ?, I
> WANT TO FIX STEPS7 \( D% l9 t; m# G7 k( [
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE: u& |1 ?7 N+ Q- r; o* ?- B
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
) i* e6 s4 E/ x" L& D> I DON'T THINK SO
; u3 ~, `" n) n: n5 `. [, e* Q> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
& P' _, |1 T" P8 C# _> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!2 ? o3 ~8 N) S" F
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) Q# Y l# k4 I) ]> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A) O( R5 k% N6 F( g& F& D# x
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
' ]3 ]. r/ |- G) _- p> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES. g2 P) q0 j0 I( L/ e: G
> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE- U) Y- l6 U4 }4 y6 W- f
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING4 t' Z3 S6 d% o- }& O; E1 l
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; e2 a: D _' q( ?> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES1 Y9 B# t; [8 ^3 f: @
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.7 Q: q7 i. R3 H/ K1 H2 G6 @4 {
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" m' Z3 J9 A+ m7 {" Q> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? B( i3 O) R3 P# n. I3 o) {/ O
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT. G+ K* V4 P! \
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.. u. K8 V7 l- t% I4 o M
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" l6 F/ v( i8 ]& q; @) u> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
! q! ]/ Z; M+ Z% \- [> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.; q* I: r! J0 c& f$ {
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. a! Q) Y# h/ V& ^, t% u4 S> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND$ ^/ ^4 M: Q c# v
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
( I9 ?5 E$ R1 v2 i8 I1 A `# d> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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- @+ H& R! t X1 G) Y. v> HE SAID,
, u1 I7 L) f% P, R> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?: K$ p) b% |2 v6 q
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; A. s9 \9 r9 I5 ]; ?7 ^> SHE REPLIED,2 h% v; m6 p! _! K
> HELLOOOOO..
% F4 y& a# X- k6 w f. S> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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