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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A: |9 o% n6 U4 g% a" B
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,% d* p9 {0 A9 _8 h. X( W/ W
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> HONEY,* U6 f% s, m2 b3 H+ w& j
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?" J: x& W! }6 {% i
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. [% ^+ C% f, c2 c
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,/ h9 v) A% G& M0 q# Z! ^: f W
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
5 E* a7 }7 K* S9 Y A: o9 R> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
9 a* {+ |& s( K: P6 H9 g% W> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?- x% R* K, {* ~4 C; ?. l+ D
> I DON'T THINK SO.* |2 P8 s% ~1 C8 {9 r
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
, q& e3 L4 Y8 b. z> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
$ _% _9 n3 @. ]/ f> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT" B" ]. R ^" h( n
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,) z% G# Y8 A' a @. b. e
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
/ `1 f9 M8 s! l* P; Y; y( q5 R \ u> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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1 ^* C- |' Z6 d7 M% L> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
. L7 g3 U( s. [% ~: h; x> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS# h- s/ |5 Q1 x8 C1 ~
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?7 u/ K2 E8 M5 @' ^* [/ y
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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; J0 w9 g: O; [> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T0 F9 K, ~3 Z; d6 @9 i# {
> WANT TO FIX STEPS% |% e5 Y7 h# O7 F
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
+ ~9 A0 M3 p: c> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?& i& Z. k s9 [" C- N" F1 y. l
> I DON'T THINK SO v% g2 {. T7 ~; P- l1 F
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
# R/ P* N8 G$ W3 g> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
) y4 O1 B* M# p* |8 h# _! h% }: l> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................: i- `$ i5 j9 B0 D6 e
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
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> TO GO HOME
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- \; y% u# I! y! ^* c> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE p" h! \+ c: n" y- l$ a
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
1 D8 P9 A+ y2 {/ j> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
, L1 `, @' w3 k- g> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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H2 V9 f- W5 V4 r4 f> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND3 Z J- C5 d- d- [+ Z
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
5 `* w$ a+ v9 y1 V0 I> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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3 I2 |8 c/ b- m3 {# w* m0 f> HE SAID,$ z( k+ I; Z, U7 o$ W7 ]
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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6 {3 _2 Q; `$ s B& N> SHE REPLIED,6 Y# g( V8 @7 W1 c1 B8 }3 ^
> HELLOOOOO..
5 b4 @0 S2 Y3 _' W+ }> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN8 d- n; D) D$ r5 X: ?1 M
> ON MY FOREHEAD?5 X0 i$ `+ u0 W. [
> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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