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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
) z) V" X; x3 W" I> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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4 Q, q2 q8 C) |" e! C7 l+ V3 b> HONEY, [" [5 v+ w8 P2 S4 U
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?4 H$ C( O0 a/ H% z% ~1 `6 z
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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$ Y, }' |4 n/ W0 K8 Z! }> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
; G" y) J6 z! v; U> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?0 T0 P- p( j$ G! Z2 e; h
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE+ n5 S: c% g0 q4 h8 Z
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
9 X: G: I2 \# O/ @0 o4 z/ Q# g; [> I DON'T THINK SO. j1 Z5 l- W! u% s6 \# B
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7 H6 f; _' n! X" h. @> FINE,: G+ T& ]- Z+ Q. N3 h
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
1 e* X1 g; y! e$ T7 M# _> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?1 u1 z! \8 Q! k5 L A$ n: \
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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3 e& L& q: H/ e6 q& p6 l( I/ a> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
& H9 _: c( }- i7 a7 g2 P4 X# Q> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
8 H/ |" {# N* c& F1 [8 Z6 r> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
: q, I! |: a0 S% y" A> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
" @5 J- B% N) ` o8 P> I DON'T THINK SO1 W+ `7 K* c$ y* |( D
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> FINE, SHE SAYS5 T* q2 I* U% D5 |: B* R4 R
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
+ ?* @: O4 R1 X& ^> TO THE FRONT DOOR?' B1 o+ b: ]9 K& v" T1 @* Q# ]
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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0 I0 r# q* T$ A3 ^> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T) C" b! @% ]& v; c
> WANT TO FIX STEPS- L' e' w& K. d
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE) J! u6 j9 s4 |2 L
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?- F" ?4 q2 I+ J, q( z
> I DON'T THINK SO
z7 _( F( `4 O8 [- `- }1 r> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
) m$ Q6 v. K+ o6 ]3 Y* o/ j* Q: R> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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$ J" g/ |/ f: o" ^/ r> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
9 [2 r% Y( z: ~> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
/ v9 ~0 M! `+ {( u* |$ F/ Y> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES$ ] T2 v4 }4 V/ }4 G# P- e. ?1 `( Q
> TO GO HOME
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES7 l% p" A: R4 Z! o3 j; J: k
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED., K4 H( n2 [' q% P! l6 V
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
5 M# Y2 F# s: ~! f+ I1 |% g> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING2 p/ W- @* E f
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0 G, P2 i2 E4 d1 u> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES8 \" y5 N- @: I/ o1 v! w# m
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.; E' q9 S6 g7 _+ h5 A/ c+ `
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
! \2 U, J# y$ T- f N0 J6 a6 F# U5 E* i> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT" S+ \; Z) }. F
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.- j3 m- R6 M3 Y" D' y& @
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
q4 B% e6 y. F8 k) z> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.6 `4 Y2 u. b8 |- O2 w6 ]" |2 @1 ~: ?
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8 w7 b& y; G7 @5 X9 M4 y# {> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND2 `5 F0 }3 |3 O
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER, A5 S5 s; T' @8 C3 H3 t
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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, ], J7 ^8 a& w7 `, Z& I> HE SAID,$ i0 A, y$ d4 N j
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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