Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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: `! F0 O% w; c; \> HONEY,
! K( o/ N9 o. Z) x. ^. Y& m5 z> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>
" C' C  B1 w5 g) Y0 n4 O2 M> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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3 b% D4 K, _6 I% q> FINE,
>
1 U- i/ Q: F7 g3 @9 w> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
" Y( d2 a3 w* w+ V" C9 N> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
( [% r; k, G. v) \> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
! b! M- J0 r. M8 G3 L6 D* W> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
0 l# Y+ `# o, Y+ W> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
: A9 }, I- Z1 t0 R! ]' ]> WANT TO FIX STEPS
! y4 |$ i5 g* C2 {/ Q> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
6 S% N( U% C, k> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
2 H% j8 m% D* i2 c> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
; L- L- h4 L$ y! \$ h  f7 i- w- n/ [> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
>
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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>
> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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; \& G  h6 y) G/ m% M0 w4 u# w9 z> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
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>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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. x" y0 U0 M: k: s) t. q/ m5 k> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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, \( J1 c2 s' V2 N> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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$ w( [- a1 {3 G) w7 b! Y+ v, W> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
; Q, `6 H7 Y, [: H1 c+ e> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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- N, c5 ~2 r( f- t' p# E> HE SAID,
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
4 C$ J. i9 E- O$ D; _- o! ?; n0 f> SHE REPLIED,
% L2 E3 C% q. O! V; T$ o- f> HELLOOOOO..
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.