Bed or Cake

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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
9 N$ B7 E7 {' Y2 K  D& q> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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8 r  I8 U# R) J( O( M1 J> HONEY,
: x' C. x) W/ e/ f1 s8 x, f5 O> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
, H, c' K' J. A2 k3 {* S# R> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
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> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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, z; o$ R! x: k; I9 r> I DON'T THINK SO.
>
> FINE,
>
  Y. @  ?2 g' j: P8 x> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
4 H- ~, j& S7 i5 ?' Y3 ]8 H, b> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
% t0 `1 d+ p: {> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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> I DON'T THINK SO
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> FINE, SHE SAYS
> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
+ h( Z' Y  H4 Z" ?$ q& H> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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% O6 h/ S! e1 U( E6 t% G> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
9 ~, s8 f7 A) c> I DON'T THINK SO
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
4 O' X: [6 H6 b5 c5 V) i/ D, x> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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5 J, }1 S8 M2 f+ C0 Z# F> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
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>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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# H2 G- ~  o6 U' c% @+ l, p> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
5 g8 a8 O0 ]1 P/ m: K> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
0 A& D  `7 K9 f8 `) S. Q# [> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
, h, R; g. A" U: W1 |: \( M7 l> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
6 ?# X) Q4 d7 N& N5 O4 |7 K> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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5 s7 q; l+ a1 i; ~> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
2 N: f* @. k6 c9 F* ^> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
>
& g# S, u, h- H+ Z2 t! d* m" q% F> HE SAID,
  j1 \! l9 r  s. }( }4 Y- _, ^- f> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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> SHE REPLIED,
> HELLOOOOO..
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
+ d8 E: p+ ]. o' ]4 g& t2 M5 T: z, p> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.