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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
0 W: u) i! A9 j: b> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.4 w0 w1 K7 b% u& K# r9 U" w
> A few days later, he received this report:
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> Most honorable sir:1 W8 m' p4 Z" k  {
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> You leave house.
1 b- U# x5 b5 Q: y0 B- e2 ^. s> He come house.; r  L  z# `1 B3 P9 ^- |2 L* t
> I watch.$ v. i2 e5 F& E7 D# i+ h: `, s
> He and she leave house.4 v& G  |5 X  g( V7 Y) P1 y! U
> I follow.9 a# f4 X0 H2 ], U
> He and she get on train.
% g) ]: q. m! q0 Y> I follow.
4 a5 J" p& B! Y$ n& @> He and she go in hotel.
5 m. h6 b7 j: {6 i5 m: {0 l5 m> He kiss she.7 K7 V0 f; Q2 R( e
> She kiss he.0 r7 e+ ^5 c; D5 T# [
> He strip she.: l# y2 i. M, L' x0 Z
> She strip he.9 ?9 `- c  j- Q
> He play with she.
8 u! R& Z+ H" g. X> She play with he.& }: R; f7 V. x: T: X2 S1 n
> I play with me.
& ?$ t3 J* `' d5 [> Fall out of tree, not see.
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。
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哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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