Why parents drink

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

3 g# f: S1 Q- s$ H+ N/ M% hDear Dad:
0 r/ D, q( w5 w7 E- p: SIt is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
8 e" f5 V0 Y# CI have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
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Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
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Love, Your Son John
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PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
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: j  I! ^' v# |, C3 i9 Q+ WI just wanted to remind you there are worse things in life than the Report Card in my desk drawer.

I love you.

( r- o6 G: P. G: ^& UCall me when it's safe to come home. *

billzhao

haha.
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The first part of the son's letter is so appalling.

雲吞

John 应该把编造这封信的聪明才智用在努力学习文化知识上

小美猪

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emilyzhou

挨着门洞

这个好玩

yj438yr5kr

有同感，请顶一个~~~~
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propeller

原帖由 yj438yr5kr 于 2009-4-1 18:37 发表
9 p. T, E# r+ Z! _2 f- d, u: ~8 N有同感，请顶一个~~~~
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3 f0 K* J& v7 T7 X这个太强悍了！