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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.0 c& h" z* {1 ^4 U8 |
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# E+ z7 D. ?5 o3 V$ Y1 m* u( T+ \5 |" DThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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. V+ k# ~9 P8 w; Z, d, ZThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
5 [% w! G& o3 b; lThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
0 m/ y1 C! k: m: ]: a0 ^( CThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?' T1 v8 }/ F- F7 A) D5 ^1 M9 w
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, @% n1 q. N, N& a: qThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'' x. L: B$ O! `: J% r% Y
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
- F# f* ]) G( E! R6 v GWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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