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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days. D; \! ^* f8 Q$ B4 D% H
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q ]5 V8 v3 R/ [% Q rThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
' X1 v/ o( M5 s4 elittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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9 u: u5 w; s4 X6 }6 ^! EWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.$ u9 v1 g1 j2 L, B/ B+ M
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: j/ A& b, G! k: |; |' x2 dThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'." P \ o1 |/ n9 l" \; W# b
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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1 L% H% ^$ f+ [ The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
% W6 U0 @2 O) B! c; x7 j) q$ `2 s0 u; KThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?': @4 {+ ]) C9 t5 K# M& Q
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'$ C+ y: q; a9 m$ v& o, l% q4 N% s
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
. R# d6 H! t {7 {. o+ k$ g `* TWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'2 S3 U9 _3 q. ]
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