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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.* s$ Z7 n3 w1 ]" A' P4 e, D
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: q" s! K* p3 K+ o& U+ ]( D- j. XThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a1 s% j9 _( M. L/ }% {" ?1 \3 @
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.. z" U) U }: e9 ?, z, U! j6 S! S
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.# L: F- A; K% W. P( |
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.( O/ N; j+ I! _) a
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'5 h& `" Y% S& m' u2 C
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& D% }/ w+ h# k3 {7 xThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'% j! m5 r! P5 \1 k. @! o% A
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.# I: `, h' x6 n6 V+ K
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
$ b( S8 j; K. m q+ b" U& c& V# Z* oWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'( G `0 ^* U J: ?. \0 L, U) Q& f
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