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4 w" }) q; u6 X6 s9 L' u1 vA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.% k' l+ ^3 m# ~1 g4 ?
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a! h$ f) T9 y+ W6 V* w3 @3 Y
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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/ [4 q4 m# ]7 x% f3 R+ r x; KWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.3 L9 R. q5 }+ e' S( f/ y. P w
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4 _& _: _% i/ M4 n t' M }5 t; tThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
" ~! u7 w3 I# h. ^' @The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.$ C: M, z5 P: {$ V
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
- U+ S9 @3 [2 i" L" w& l% XThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'7 R0 g; b; k, i% X' S
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, M% _' j+ B3 C$ \'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.0 o' C, O: F$ C( t2 L, H& D
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
1 y* R: t, \6 u- ^7 T s2 GWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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