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- P/ E! o! l. ]+ f% @A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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+ I. ?" a) A' M, n9 ~The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
5 N! n3 r0 U9 Slittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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* @& s& V. Q( I5 F7 BWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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! x. d& r( u1 A) RThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
C* W4 P3 E7 ?% ~5 |$ a \1 kThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.1 P0 M \& q1 U4 b T
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% d7 V) G6 d: f% C The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
* A- T4 F7 U0 i+ X' ?The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'7 P1 W( w) G+ E# g& z) p
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& F0 i6 l6 u1 ^ DThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'4 {% q; G; ^8 v- O
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# F. f: [" F3 u' D- j2 D3 D& ~'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.8 ]2 P' ?9 r- Z, N3 F: c
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 8 F) h, w$ Q6 g! Z/ @+ r$ M- q0 I: }
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'! ~) z( c3 h8 H8 h6 d- F
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