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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
: [0 k2 ^& q o2 K- s, VShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
$ G8 c# H. q' C! l, }The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' ; B1 E6 _4 ^5 j: i8 e$ R
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. 8 h0 e, o4 i; k. j3 \
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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1 b7 j4 W7 K: M RThe woman said, 'That's okay.'
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. L/ m; q1 A$ y8 _1 {7 E% aFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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# }( r1 r9 u4 g# h0 C5 ?The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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" a8 d8 N4 c9 F7 g5 N+ DThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' & ?. u9 ]- g. r! U3 E- v z E3 J0 ?
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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2 E! E1 }! _; W- j7 w- PFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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- M* s1 @1 L. JThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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2 S. x- f, w: ~4 qThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 2 d7 L# C! U3 `( A3 x! h1 B+ s
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 4 u. \9 X% o: b
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 0 k% s3 P7 f6 I: X7 O1 V7 q$ h! I
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 9 l8 A+ v) c* @( q' g8 ~& }1 i3 P* O
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Male readers : Please scroll down. ( j$ F( A& s" e1 q4 c
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife % e" E- v8 v( r9 q+ ?
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ' N7 w* |) k( b; o+ ]. Q
" }5 y0 u! u1 u! f4 j/ yPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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