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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. $ }* Q6 K6 u/ S3 d. O. j: T
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
. T: c1 i! ?2 uThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' % Z9 A/ `) z$ X9 g( c
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. # ]1 k7 B+ `6 \/ K/ w) _* @& v+ a9 X
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' ! u, ]2 i8 l- e9 i, Z w3 `& m
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! + i0 N# n4 p7 h. k/ Y
- X/ A* Y" U% V2 e4 n. a* oFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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( B# ]' \$ w- y0 T4 u5 a4 R% YThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 9 P; t5 C k' C
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' & x. b" a3 ^1 w& L" e+ p$ A, X
/ @3 z+ E; ?8 O3 WSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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9 ]( y; f" E! {6 ^4 WThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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% |9 c" w* }7 k* P7 _) aMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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3 d6 N1 E% E5 H$ uAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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6 {$ w2 h' j* i4 z# A v5 sMale readers : Please scroll down. 5 H4 t0 Q2 p# r$ a/ s
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. [2 ^& T7 k9 ~# T( y+ RThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife $ H! v2 v4 w! `
2 _% b" C( b& t# V. {7 N( eMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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% [! v7 p7 T$ M- gLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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