Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
) k, }! O3 ?5 ~) @$ w3 KThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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/ W  x) @" z. Y3 S3 P/ }Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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7 Y" z9 Q7 u/ [! tThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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  ~( D: o) N! `For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

, O7 r2 p' @' D) t4 bAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers : Please scroll down.

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1 x* Z' E0 ]! p* AThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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/ n% W* k) S2 S- _: J( ^Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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' L# L) v  M" iLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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) o6 g- u8 e, C0 b& HPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.

Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.