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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. . Z' c( T* L" u% l0 G/ l! ^2 |. `
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 0 a" v4 U, w, z3 B4 K. Z2 |
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 3 B5 }1 w6 S' |' ^$ G/ y# t
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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1 G& `* m' a, \. i4 v% \Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 2 R6 m1 k9 w$ n) x! [
$ \6 v& d+ c% R6 {The woman said, 'That's okay.' * {, k z2 s/ l* I0 G* p4 b) i F
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. : W: R8 |2 b7 e- [/ A% C2 S" u
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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8 ]6 _/ ^2 m: Q% R# ^The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' & @: P- U I" x$ ]
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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: {# m9 M4 [, LSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! : a- a) x3 G [9 n8 l
# q: h& z) X! [The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 3 v7 v; J4 B! V5 c! b
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 8 J5 v/ A0 c" A% k5 P
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down. 5 ~ T7 y" w# s/ z% v3 u, z
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8 C# j5 P% ^3 j9 uThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife " j6 C: @& E2 z( ~5 P
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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. B9 |5 L* J4 p! s3 c2 @# @Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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3 h/ o s" g1 n8 ~PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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