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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
# I0 E; P0 O- O) m3 mShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ( \, }" i3 ]0 Q, H. N0 b
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
1 ]7 z/ g2 t( B3 j0 w( }The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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6 F1 X" \" b; JWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' & c6 _8 \5 r1 R/ Q" K+ i9 b
3 x, Z- T. X( e6 _5 tFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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; t3 _& D7 u S7 @) p/ yThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' + M; d0 e' ?. @, Q# k8 H- ]/ B, b- {
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' . @: p1 @3 k) o1 s* [4 G
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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6 q) v7 y' w9 U& M/ YThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' ( D6 w6 C( n2 Y7 d5 F. w9 X, q6 X
4 P- D% n7 z! zMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. . X3 x) k: H" k& w8 K
" _" i- N( v5 k$ _, d+ S, YAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 5 q* [' ^* W, b* J. F7 D% L3 P
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4 Z8 G' L* C" l, E6 P7 C: DThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 9 J( S" k9 w# @0 i: p+ H
' W$ Z ?5 Q" ^Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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3 V: e' y5 k* fLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 6 o& R# i8 d! ?( a9 S! o: C$ i
7 G H$ Q6 _; ~' r3 n# e* P0 APS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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