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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
5 y& a H. O' O) v5 IShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 2 @, ^: {; W" P" [& E/ H Q; Z
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 0 V+ ?. @, \. C, ]5 M. {" d
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. : d. o/ U; }0 k& ^
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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6 U- _% W# N3 ?2 M( b% c& CThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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/ C0 s* t2 T; j! ^# UFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ' l% [, }, y5 [0 P* `
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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6 z8 j$ t1 n$ g+ V$ {+ x+ j' SSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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0 u+ `% O* L- MThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 1 T8 j* y) N+ q+ y: s8 D5 t
6 n; G" D, l& q$ b8 kMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down. ' s8 s) j4 o O' \, E0 @
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife : f& [( m9 k- Z3 j2 Y1 M4 I+ t
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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3 g& t- V- ^+ z# W6 u' _; ULet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show / X6 Z3 `8 X5 E3 C/ g% l
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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