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Canadian idiot6 M& ?" |1 o. c9 ?5 B3 O
# q- w( l i% b( G; P% O) H* t; [Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot* @8 m( F/ K' I4 ]* s/ @( |2 J
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
- ?( h* c; {4 r. P# u( [4 d! ZAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?" [1 V% b# Y9 Q2 l5 O8 Z
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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" L$ v- y. U+ C" @& `1 g8 NThey all live on donuts and moose meat, F; m! N9 w! _ ^$ ?
And they leave the house without packing heat
& k) j2 ?1 {2 D- W2 t, H* [Never even bring their guns to the mall
" t" D+ X6 R) j3 m" ?5 g* dAnd you know what else is too funny?
$ T- n2 l$ ]$ w& GTheir stupid Monopoly money2 N0 O' x' Y, \+ Q
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export4 g8 k8 z# E3 [! J# I2 v' T
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
& N ?! H/ o# v+ i: [' H" e9 C1 bThey think their silly accent is so cute9 _5 j$ V) m! N3 k6 i
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot8 f h+ I& p# _7 w( [: \3 D2 z
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
% t- W5 u0 v& ^# b& O7 UCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
) n3 D0 H8 b* B6 z1 L9 ^Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
; }6 P, Z$ m8 J! \4 v( JEat their weight in Kraft macaroni0 u, `' O5 C H9 p
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni0 `. f5 H7 J; j0 R( V
All over Saskatchewan4 `) x8 F/ ]4 |) \
- j% Q u" f5 n- N, DDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot% A; \, |( \ ~8 @
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
- R2 O( i3 _: fSee the map, they're hovering right over us8 t( i7 l" o6 O/ M7 N% \
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous& j+ B3 N! c' T% G7 X4 W/ h# ^
- c. `/ I" u& x# n3 J2 hAlways hear the same kind of story2 D6 b# g8 o* h
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
[2 _( a3 t" I8 t# |Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?" n0 E7 i/ O6 f# A
It's gotta mean they're all up to something$ Z+ C) J i3 ^$ ^4 D) L$ y
So quick, before they see it coming% ^0 v0 T( M" F2 Q, [3 `: q6 P) {
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