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Canadian idiot, M$ t1 h) {& T
3 t* i9 S# {! vDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
c( [6 O7 m! S0 sDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut/ J( s g9 L! J& E
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
/ Y* P& q& L, i9 KI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
5 q$ I- Y# j/ E) q2 ZAnd they leave the house without packing heat
& d6 \5 K! Q* w& n' m8 x) qNever even bring their guns to the mall5 _$ e5 q8 {# x0 w S
And you know what else is too funny?# ^4 U d* h' w/ j
Their stupid Monopoly money6 P' P# e: N) R0 I' z! ? c4 Z8 U+ V
Can't take 'em seriously at all3 u g2 n/ ?7 w. J! f" J- Y
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
9 @( V! |+ Z! u. h4 E4 LThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
5 u$ U. U: a+ z( O0 G% a6 ~( _They think their silly accent is so cute
& w' a9 H2 W+ W0 j0 p6 QCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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/ o) _+ @1 x: o* H* vSure, they've got their national healthcare% z4 w3 V* a0 a7 w+ z
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
; ]- ]5 p2 h0 U0 J1 Y* z; PThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
& W! @" m) q, [1 D4 m' PEat their weight in Kraft macaroni
' k4 q; W( X3 d& R2 a p1 Q/ ^( hAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
, u- U. E1 t- E- M2 Q, W* h$ @0 MAll over Saskatchewan$ V% K. ]4 ^% V( E" m" M7 ^: O
7 y0 Q% _5 L0 r+ R" h- }& BDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot1 J3 @/ o7 D& B d7 z- l
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius" [7 Y% m3 Y. C3 |9 W8 j+ C
See the map, they're hovering right over us
3 u) c2 o5 y$ A: l: DTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story2 X+ |! Q* T" @. ~+ C
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"! J, D! L& M, L& P
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
3 L& K8 w1 Z* \" S- D( BIt's gotta mean they're all up to something' ?& C! o* r- l% n, T/ E
So quick, before they see it coming
6 @- R% g/ Q" R# t" b0 r! M0 y' [Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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