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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
- g! n% W% E: U1 M; w3 o9 xDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut8 ?4 f K$ \5 O( h7 T
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?* ^9 F: g3 v) _2 u$ z( R" e5 @# e9 {
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed% J- Y3 t( y' I: J6 B# A+ u6 a5 ^
4 u7 n/ z1 r0 Q* T/ OThey all live on donuts and moose meat
+ ^. D) C. O. c2 C* Q8 Q$ \And they leave the house without packing heat
4 d3 u$ b- n; g8 o4 P" UNever even bring their guns to the mall; W- i, S! e8 v% f' V5 {1 M- L/ m
And you know what else is too funny?
* r- {3 ?$ x, y2 d, ^. S+ D$ I8 wTheir stupid Monopoly money
1 {$ D" x- y' ?; P6 G" W, hCan't take 'em seriously at all4 l. A( N& s) @- @$ x7 c
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
0 c6 k H$ U( [3 l# e9 p' Q6 {They treat curling just like it's a real sport
' U+ B% t S4 q! k) V" ZThey think their silly accent is so cute
: P% x4 q0 \9 P' H, A) L( r5 S$ KCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare6 w% ~8 Z/ s# s/ Z: s
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air8 R3 A* X4 G* Z3 T1 F5 D6 ?7 B
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion( O( J9 S# o( ]! j; _1 f* D* C
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni% ?3 z1 W, o: L. Y
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
/ T% O& }/ ?, y( B& D# gAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot0 S. M1 W3 }0 q$ t4 U2 P4 U
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
6 t# N- y- u1 l/ _See the map, they're hovering right over us
9 |6 G; a0 N1 C4 x0 O d" gTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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' ?6 g- t( f' L# T9 j0 W$ a( rAlways hear the same kind of story: ~: p# e! Y6 u5 H2 X* N p% D
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
/ `8 S I$ R2 p4 [5 e! O. mTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?) C8 I) M+ L7 m. n: q
It's gotta mean they're all up to something+ V6 x; I2 g5 H) W2 Y) S9 `
So quick, before they see it coming
$ S9 Y; p4 N* d: x* XTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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