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Canadian idiot( d! n, j1 H. W/ M* V3 h9 |- m
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
: { j5 x# R, {9 yDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut8 X$ n3 R; E8 _4 v. p" X
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
9 d0 V$ i' C3 l qI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed8 l$ u9 }; O6 s. E4 ]! @8 n4 V
& a0 D' ?% K, V9 X& x4 _0 jThey all live on donuts and moose meat
5 w; z- W- M: I K0 {And they leave the house without packing heat- S+ J+ l- y" \4 Q
Never even bring their guns to the mall6 L8 i) R6 F$ r7 M9 q
And you know what else is too funny?
6 j* y% N4 p$ R* V: Z) W {! yTheir stupid Monopoly money C4 l- {; s4 Z$ M
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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, a4 e' h# X% Y1 z7 T% z3 u& [Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export9 D- F7 V- e: x
They treat curling just like it's a real sport- ~* r/ {: J1 c8 D- x, W N
They think their silly accent is so cute& d: l6 F) \( R5 b3 B: a
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot% \ x- R0 P4 G9 }. \8 U
+ C5 h1 {4 b3 WSure, they've got their national healthcare
/ n1 j* V2 ~1 f4 HCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
2 \2 E6 i0 a$ w1 X( \Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
{3 c# j3 Z O! T. eEat their weight in Kraft macaroni; o+ R9 G. k k& _+ b
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
% l; F+ M: y qAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
, N z; k0 j% Q- F awont figure out the temperature in Celsius* B; @1 I3 e+ u7 X8 i" `. d) i
See the map, they're hovering right over us
$ t9 d- B/ c6 L4 v3 _# PTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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; N; k) r& O0 m7 zAlways hear the same kind of story
# a& [; G+ x2 XBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"1 |0 N/ n+ ^# ?/ |; z7 W
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?6 [; [3 C7 ~8 ?
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
& y; M+ Q- j. |So quick, before they see it coming* ^+ J/ m8 I, M& ]8 ]/ x6 h
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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