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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot* L5 a; }% W- @: J1 W w4 x) ~
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut4 M8 L' k/ y+ e, ^# l- M
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?9 b9 l( z" y8 c: j" x# ?' J* N
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed d6 z( W5 |% i, m' Y
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
* \( {1 _& \ ]2 O2 aAnd they leave the house without packing heat" C" D; ~9 R& l3 u2 O' H) |
Never even bring their guns to the mall
3 P$ B/ c* Q# T* \% e9 DAnd you know what else is too funny?
T4 k! C! z# |+ Z& G4 `Their stupid Monopoly money F7 c' x* W: L% O* d" I" |) B
Can't take 'em seriously at all# H: s( ^9 V: I4 k1 y0 k
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export( D, H: _) B, v( c7 N/ q) l
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
/ ^2 N5 P8 ?- ]- ?6 W! [They think their silly accent is so cute& k# p/ B) Y5 U2 k
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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" d+ P& F" q+ x# a( N; O7 |" g' F" ~Sure, they've got their national healthcare
5 {) G" ?) m k$ r, lCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air6 a n* l( B" M
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion, q7 g& h" U0 m3 D
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni! O8 V" \9 Z9 o3 F
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
0 a l/ `$ a9 g& yAll over Saskatchewan
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! O0 l6 S5 f k" K! L" |! c' Q0 {Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot# r7 b9 L6 c5 v' f4 O9 |' p
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius& o% Y0 C$ I0 L, ~" L9 o, J
See the map, they're hovering right over us+ U9 [- ?0 {6 v
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story8 W2 `- @ e7 c# S: o8 ^0 i+ W
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
4 W6 r! T, i" s# ?Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
) ?1 C7 f `1 N) c$ a- PIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
; s: l% y4 g' u) @8 ]* E- LSo quick, before they see it coming" X4 T6 D# ] D' v
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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