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Canadian idiot/ \7 J, {% a, ` H
$ r* j8 h5 M6 X; lDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
' W# I- e& g5 d. B8 q& I5 CDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut9 z5 g! `8 n* p
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?2 F0 O! [ P( a' A ?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat# X* z) T4 o `2 B: v
And they leave the house without packing heat' \+ Q& F$ s) F9 \' N
Never even bring their guns to the mall
i. S! u% \! N8 GAnd you know what else is too funny?. i U: I- ^) \. @( C' Q
Their stupid Monopoly money+ e# `' r% a3 w) t9 q
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
" E8 K6 Y! Y1 W4 L9 Y; X1 `* X/ xThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
, u$ O, b- Y" W/ sThey think their silly accent is so cute
4 c% t e% R# eCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot4 ?+ m6 u* ?3 e0 l8 W: U" G$ v3 L% x& D
- j: Z0 z3 e4 j9 Y/ fSure, they've got their national healthcare
! O6 t& X+ m$ y$ _1 j4 U! M Z$ SCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air# l/ W% K C" k
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion$ Z* d. L* |0 l4 Q
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni8 ]8 K! b0 D$ g+ A
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
" M4 p1 `# t7 RAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
0 r. @( @$ F4 u% w s$ F$ Rwont figure out the temperature in Celsius# D% h3 _ O! D. a- W8 ]) d6 g; P
See the map, they're hovering right over us
$ G' B l' e. O/ x: }' D4 hTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous. {9 h: X; W h0 g. D- T9 ^2 f
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Always hear the same kind of story8 R0 @8 t% I# {3 D0 E+ q* F( F% }
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"2 R0 c G. {3 x8 V0 p0 D. _7 q& Q
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
0 `/ g" L4 i" M; e7 y3 sIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
8 n( Y4 F0 a6 CSo quick, before they see it coming. x7 {8 h) a( S* E) s' [1 c) |# A
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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