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Canadian idiot
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+ ?7 |5 a% _0 l8 [- }2 U: bDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot0 K Q& T* K0 |. ^1 k) G" {9 X
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
. a2 x0 T2 H) c9 x' cAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
9 x! F5 l+ K/ h7 P! K; aI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed1 F( t8 S. T! `$ C
3 X5 s- Y& C5 J4 q4 u. l& aThey all live on donuts and moose meat* T N9 }7 w9 [) a
And they leave the house without packing heat
# C% o: t7 b8 V+ hNever even bring their guns to the mall
' k! F% e# U6 c) G. QAnd you know what else is too funny?
- F5 D$ V8 p# \4 G/ tTheir stupid Monopoly money
: u4 M5 }& T2 h" J3 R* u( ~Can't take 'em seriously at all: D8 b. f8 e, m
5 Q$ {5 B# ~5 h: aWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export5 z$ l6 m: t0 N9 {
They treat curling just like it's a real sport0 E- {9 n8 @7 P# Y! H
They think their silly accent is so cute
) U2 }5 f0 G; U& PCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot$ V2 D" w. z0 c9 W, {0 g$ j
$ F* K6 `/ ?2 [ M; H& cSure, they've got their national healthcare( I* W- \% I2 Q" u- Z( R2 a
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air3 V. w+ `% e4 H3 S* D+ {
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion1 z7 U: F5 [$ {; J& O& }7 k2 R
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni; t! H7 U1 f% T
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
2 p' G6 E7 u9 B$ h. DAll over Saskatchewan
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! N5 T J8 O( D4 Y# U. sDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
$ M' G |* A9 }" n! M1 [) S2 Uwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
a) p4 `8 F0 G! P! S$ @3 WSee the map, they're hovering right over us
: S) u$ w: Q) `3 ^" {5 u: L( ]Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
" \7 q; Z$ |& l$ B( @% @7 LBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
+ F1 N4 r h3 n5 w4 Y, }Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
; E; P; I) ~/ t4 nIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
5 V( B. X) r- \0 zSo quick, before they see it coming9 z1 d5 l6 X- ^* d" b
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