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Canadian idiot* ^) v( l5 S* k) s6 e/ V. a' N- j
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot+ Z2 B3 y$ w0 |) G
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
; k P- n. x2 S0 UAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
, Y* L1 ?1 Q% W6 U' E* P2 bI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed0 c) X5 s+ m4 v n/ |. \; c
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
4 F6 M( m6 I: q( j8 N0 f0 iAnd they leave the house without packing heat& h5 t3 `7 x# [# _8 s* u
Never even bring their guns to the mall2 |" J8 K F( [" Y
And you know what else is too funny?
, V) O* p4 k9 o: P. D* b$ TTheir stupid Monopoly money0 d0 @. \ J7 j. ~* K8 a \# k
Can't take 'em seriously at all/ J) n _3 `0 Y& T0 ~; E8 v
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
% f7 s3 F9 g' B$ n5 n) H6 }! uThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
2 I# _1 ^3 x- c6 T. EThey think their silly accent is so cute
3 G) J8 S) X. w8 c/ PCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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1 p& U7 z* t I, T; z' MSure, they've got their national healthcare
# K3 w4 y7 J" m1 s g$ k# U& E: V$ pCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
q! N5 I) a5 X+ P$ x( IThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
1 \! q' T+ ^. |* Y1 v. DEat their weight in Kraft macaroni w. a. j+ v( m/ H* O% `; l6 \' Y! |
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
1 _/ R' z. m" `; o& j1 YAll over Saskatchewan( b! c- i$ h9 F
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
1 G& Z7 p0 ~+ K# D6 m9 P7 cwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
$ v$ l W7 @: T- K& b( O% pSee the map, they're hovering right over us
! E- [3 i1 ^1 ?: c1 p8 Q7 tTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story8 {: Q* r+ Q' J' X1 F, Z+ c
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
: @+ G" V* ~# @" GTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
" s- v: G1 J, _0 O4 fIt's gotta mean they're all up to something0 M. e! Z1 _. f% ]8 \- w
So quick, before they see it coming' e5 p# _) f" {
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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