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Canadian idiot& X2 H3 q+ v6 \
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot* m& J6 d! x2 W: V# K4 U
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut$ D3 B* t! G$ }. t3 H. [: q; T9 @# L
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
* ^, ~8 |2 R* m- R g2 I4 zI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed) x* ^5 y8 \1 A
) \1 M: G: P8 R5 TThey all live on donuts and moose meat; }9 z( N7 c8 K7 J
And they leave the house without packing heat
( J- C8 b7 y* _! |: jNever even bring their guns to the mall
0 ]) [0 {& q) g |; o" S+ eAnd you know what else is too funny?0 N+ \6 v& f: u9 C! ]
Their stupid Monopoly money
/ D! K# s0 _% c+ H3 Y2 dCan't take 'em seriously at all+ k9 P H ]7 T: l$ g+ y
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export" s8 [0 @+ o: H/ x8 ^+ n# @- y1 d
They treat curling just like it's a real sport, C \1 s) e, _/ r e$ L9 X
They think their silly accent is so cute
p" C4 k$ d* y$ f' G, @* m0 \Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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) |7 j* P, S# S2 @) iSure, they've got their national healthcare3 V3 `4 a3 _; L: }6 ?" W+ }# L
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air- ~, [) x$ E1 K6 D2 H
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion0 a2 S) @: [' a R* p( P
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni8 g0 O! }" o& x) o
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni* l+ q% K' F' D5 q0 Z0 @; S
All over Saskatchewan
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( D4 J' p# O/ Y5 qDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
% c/ E" c* B9 p2 I/ Xwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
; Y6 G' Y( y5 J- BSee the map, they're hovering right over us
) o1 w5 R* `; L+ X) `' {9 GTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story; |1 Z9 a% T$ v" |8 u' J0 n
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
! Z% a0 R& [4 k. ?Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
& b h2 Y+ M4 i% J5 E @* T/ xIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
; i1 V: ]. `- y6 ]4 ^8 z4 k- SSo quick, before they see it coming6 T' l1 ~" Y' L) E
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