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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot0 H. L m& e9 Q, T- m% ~0 D5 e
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
& j8 e1 B# D2 x/ k3 |And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
$ b4 g1 ~8 l) Y* \; bI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed% |8 J! R6 J7 x- Z
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They all live on donuts and moose meat! ^4 m3 }' O) u9 J
And they leave the house without packing heat: r; R, ?6 @! V& j
Never even bring their guns to the mall) v+ O/ g) t' g6 j; ]
And you know what else is too funny?/ } ~1 g1 J" d3 ]' c2 Q1 b
Their stupid Monopoly money. J# ], M1 s& U1 ]
Can't take 'em seriously at all1 h/ f z, p- y0 R3 c
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export! \' v! u- }) J
They treat curling just like it's a real sport! F5 i' w" t" u- P( l6 z; d
They think their silly accent is so cute
/ z6 a, t. L4 o5 UCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare) I Y+ L/ |: A) \& ?/ o8 ]" F
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
2 J0 z9 B& t5 C( u8 nThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion; z: ~% C# r( d4 F& [4 f6 x
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni2 ]! B1 A/ o7 u" m
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
. l4 O; ~2 R- gAll over Saskatchewan; b' I7 ]: I0 O: m( h
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot2 A$ T1 F% o1 B
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius6 v, c$ y6 r9 U" N k6 I$ n) B
See the map, they're hovering right over us' m1 h ?' t( J& N+ Z
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous) o+ {' j$ e4 l( k, T" W4 g) Q: S
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Always hear the same kind of story
$ P# p* r* z7 V+ @5 PBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"/ D, S/ ~% Q/ L# @# V
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
$ }# u: ^ B Q% @1 f* J5 W5 cIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
: [8 f0 J" w( `$ B0 W4 p+ z3 qSo quick, before they see it coming
d( I4 Q+ G8 W$ YTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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