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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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8 M' q: d6 m: y! v& mThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking./ D g6 {: L# ^3 X# E7 ?8 d
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& V+ r6 c- U) y& E2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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3 s B% }) Y) Z5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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- h/ {1 t4 M, e0 w/ {5 d( `6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7 [& K6 q5 A0 k7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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- t8 s$ P1 F* ~. n p! h8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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0 {) w4 y8 l3 \) A8 B/ G" M9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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; y F( X. Y0 c c0 G10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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8 n. L7 F+ ~* f12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.% V$ ^3 n+ k% \% u7 K" Z
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; ]4 |, q, u" ?& H14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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1 \. \0 O0 H0 }* ~- s& pAnd; last, but not least!)
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