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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol; |' J# z; G3 Q% @, t
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/ v, b8 @8 R# I) o$ B4 rThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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- M I7 Q5 b7 F! z5 v, R1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.( k' a, Z+ Z9 I" a) T$ \
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' b ^% P9 `5 N$ M2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.5 I. b' \" f( L7 v3 ^
( z) R0 ]; z8 ]: Y9 D o3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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: Q% w0 ^( U. j. {8 r5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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5 a+ c, P4 b- y) b6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area4 c7 y' L2 ^3 E; F
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.- p, ?6 R6 m! K
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask4 b8 L, J, J& \
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose./ O: x! w) Z! c3 E" \; c/ d& F" v4 W% ]
& e1 z% d7 K( N& c$ L5 _4 h10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.' \' K% R) d5 e4 C3 q$ R4 T `
' ? R1 W& T/ |" z13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 b. _9 F( S$ s2 _& M
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( h1 D+ _) I3 e" H2 B4 Q2 O
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