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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 d0 `8 e! y2 K% W5 T
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. J! a, I$ G0 |3 D
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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3 Q$ E K# d2 Y) {7 L2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.7 \$ F) { p, i7 a" \ n2 `
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.! i" O1 l2 ` L6 O9 u( R
$ J# n4 I( n# o! p! P0 e5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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& |$ Y5 N5 X3 E7 ?) R6 Q! d- i8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 j# Z( q' i8 ~0 V y! w' @
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'# [7 v9 n7 v1 I, X; ^& |7 V
5 G/ v' i: g1 H6 I9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 _7 {2 X0 G& y, o; N0 A' Z# m: k
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.* w) D3 F4 R% f L0 P4 N8 X& Z, ]4 I
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.+ g. m b, y4 J7 G Y
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; f0 D7 W4 v/ y; y+ h
2 V. _3 W: [9 G1 B' w13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
! J j* t0 v- p$ p. y9 M0 {1 C15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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