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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol, Z! R: t% B# [ X+ H" \8 G; h% A9 ~
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0 |8 \+ k- K) ~0 S+ V' OThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.# _! [1 e0 x3 D" i
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 l" j {( s0 Z/ _9 k* q
; T: ~- H' t- L" g5 Z4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. ?/ j5 M0 R. e4 O1 l7 ^8 q7 E
) p. S" Z0 Z+ f1 R y1 I/ m& P5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.! @6 c4 p1 J2 K- w8 c9 w
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ o$ {2 M3 w& h& |' M3 X7 z
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'( C b& x) o1 Q1 O0 L) }6 i9 M
. D7 l* V9 B4 Q) u# j9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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, s1 d s" Z0 q& @, N- e1 _9 a10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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( ?, j! T, n( }4 h/ R11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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$ i/ U: F! y4 c13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!& \! J* e. |' o/ Z. c% ^
2 X- B; a' z( T9 s' M4 [1 G7 Q14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!+ B1 e2 T* j" o4 f" E
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And; last, but not least!)( o8 V; ]4 ^6 b! q& D# `# o# |
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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