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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol! p! y% r' X2 Z# T1 _* U* l
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:- @' n# h) e+ k0 G3 A
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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9 D! V' o7 o* r3 t* v2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.( g- E: h% A1 k
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 F, T2 q3 G' i' p% b+ U7 m" e' k+ R Q
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.6 {/ M1 p2 G1 f
6 r4 N6 Q. c. R10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are., `7 d) c$ `7 i: z
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!* n! K; f; P( n8 S0 O2 \3 v7 G
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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