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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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; X( H1 l7 V. D% w6 Y1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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. ~* ^- j* B: F) [) t) A* W' N" ?2 i2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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" _# P% B* ~9 b$ x4 L3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.+ T1 u2 i" v; U N
0 a# s/ c7 d/ C$ K) X2 `5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.! c8 `& i K9 e" D7 G2 R4 P
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; l) z5 d- b! W$ l. q
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask8 V b: T" R5 e1 g
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'1 b3 L8 J! k" Z* s9 L
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' |0 @' \0 c5 M* T" B10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ @) P& ^% Z L5 E G2 A) C
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!); @2 s' [8 i) Z; }0 U& s: ]
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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