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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you% a# ~+ L" I$ o/ o4 y6 P4 Y
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' / v4 g3 O0 s* l$ }( W
$ f! H) [# t, DThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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3 _6 r9 f, i: eTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
) g' z% `/ A4 r0 c6 K7 AI am, God. I'm still waiting.' " d8 u, z, i7 o: Z; c9 H- o
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier" a1 ?: B: d; G( ~; D6 ?0 G) y
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and& Q8 w/ H9 E/ I( c% O" N1 C3 X% [! k* U/ Z
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
! P/ d3 }1 }+ h+ C6 `% g8 Lprofessor was out cold.2 W% I, A- G7 y! K- \
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,5 h+ O. W: W/ C& u* N; T
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and- z. B; f5 d3 k. n! v) R5 A
sat there looking on in silence. $ h& ^4 k1 {4 I/ P
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
1 X0 \9 b6 ^6 eat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter* K9 E8 e9 ~, j7 T
with you? Why did you do that?'
# V6 L5 V' o0 _: v) }. a1 A8 GThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
- q- H) Y; L+ a3 T3 tright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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