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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you, L/ ^( H6 N7 }8 R
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 2 D$ T/ @; u# x! m' F" i# l
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here, W5 ~% U& z8 b+ m- q9 j$ S
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 4 I6 v: T U8 u9 j9 w
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier2 V* g2 w8 f/ _7 f( }* u/ ^
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and" k* g2 e# O- @# @8 S1 L. }8 M z
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
5 I d+ V* } t) f+ `" A. C- Iprofessor was out cold.! g4 l4 g: b& U5 q1 ^, l3 {& ]- B
; v/ q# S: c- J1 L1 FThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,! g6 q/ I: ?# h& `( ?- r& q) v$ W
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
5 S- G( y9 \1 H! I( s' J0 M3 r! Osat there looking on in silence. ' u% x& o( j) j- w1 U! J
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked8 e9 i; h E- U1 O
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter/ k% D. b; O/ ~& }
with you? Why did you do that?'3 L& ^: m/ q! A% `! U
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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