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1 H1 E. U7 D, Q4 e! \. _looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 P; Y) ^& Q/ l; R
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' ' F3 J; W% M7 D5 G. C
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.8 Y H4 i, j$ r0 R0 P' W
! ]* r. y6 [$ `! GTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
# G) J% P8 z5 h7 [# G: BI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
5 R. w" {. i; iIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
$ G8 |, V: @3 l! `in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
" g' h7 |% f& V( u( scold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The/ I5 q7 j8 b: t3 D; \! b
professor was out cold.
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! z: O8 i6 Y1 p3 |, fThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,8 i* W; A* w+ ]* C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and7 H+ K4 X; J) v3 L. @' Y4 o: l* B! `4 S
sat there looking on in silence. ' W6 [" {# f6 n# _' o
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 x: [* Q6 g: v
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- r. d; b/ \# C8 I, twith you? Why did you do that?'
0 I9 {( g! R* gThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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2 W6 Y: i6 z# F% c% dCanadian soldiers who are protecting your9 C. X2 O: l( G
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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