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( R' Y3 K& F! b( i" Tlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
, }0 h% ? [3 @0 e- x, m: E1 M. Gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' , K( K3 s, Z3 @$ B) B0 ^/ N0 l
, B+ l, [2 C% w! xThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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; h: ~' Y) d2 R/ Z6 `7 J* dTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
1 A) S) U" l7 A9 h1 c8 \I am, God. I'm still waiting.' , j# t9 t! q; g; x' s& J4 Y; E
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier. E, Y1 ~1 w; J* o$ [' m( B% U$ ^
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and+ L8 j, @5 U9 m' U# V ^- q: c/ x4 ^% g
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The: q2 h: I0 w; |( b9 j
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,, r, S4 N- m9 S- [2 z* B1 X
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
' u7 Z& L4 w6 S+ n3 ^9 f' q1 @sat there looking on in silence. * ~' g( F: A% R+ ^; m) K
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked1 V$ q6 A/ C) c
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter7 v) ]& ~! F8 ?
with you? Why did you do that?'
& `* r; f$ x- a* X$ gThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 8 @, I) Z# J, y. x; E
/ _5 n9 ?; z8 @& ~Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
" V, V' e) v9 @" Q# xright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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