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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you, t5 }2 L. z4 ]% j' H
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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6 A( S+ v; X4 g: u; B! GThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here; s- Y8 h& e8 P8 y
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
5 D1 S% h0 \7 O- U; Y7 L8 sIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- ^! S3 x5 z9 x4 f6 T6 t
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and1 K+ d Q; N2 a `$ d7 W: Q6 y
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The! x& L, O4 r1 i k2 Y6 {
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,# |) Z4 I' p5 x8 p
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
. ~; J9 Y. ~! {7 W; Ksat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
3 U5 ]& |4 w4 k, Q% k3 z5 [8 ^ X1 Aat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
# r. x7 `8 C' x" j1 qwith you? Why did you do that?'$ @7 x% E% h3 K" M G. F8 v
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting / p# a) I3 ?, S, @/ J
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
% M* T2 E- Q6 {right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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