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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
' c/ a% `: E/ K' ]7 ^are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 8 c( H9 r: ]+ W6 e: [& f" j# @% j
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.: ~ \' n5 C. {) ]
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
4 x. o; J# J$ z" h" ~9 c1 DI am, God. I'm still waiting.' / q, r) Z3 C4 b, Q
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
9 K$ w5 I0 x3 G4 S, J1 k" cin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
3 l7 z4 X7 B# V; Zcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The0 k* y; n6 L- z1 w; t9 b* U
professor was out cold.
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6 F8 C! K: S- \/ G0 S0 AThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,- f- a( ]7 ~9 K C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
r' o! E# V* `, V) bsat there looking on in silence. + Q9 S2 N" x' U4 A
, [; q, j, E1 V* q4 u1 @The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'5 W1 D2 x: k/ J
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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8 Z2 U6 w/ C4 s7 p; z) g9 iCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
' K0 F; ^- c' Z6 \% y/ ]right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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