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, V5 x; M* t0 O5 Xlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you6 Z; w, Y) Z% _7 ~( h6 ]
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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# y3 p+ Z/ s% A% z* kThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.( `! G! y- [/ k- R4 q9 b) a
9 v0 ], D& S. T0 p- H) t9 O9 \Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ d* H5 h/ w k$ ^: FI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
9 |' l& m) H+ I# f" fIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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" F' M: x% i& T" W% Icold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The! f# f: p! L7 {' W5 Y3 H- @+ c5 }
professor was out cold.1 S- [- |$ ]1 v$ X
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,2 m/ g" H; A# D$ s5 [. q6 J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and- |, _+ f$ K2 y- Y- b! C
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
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with you? Why did you do that?'1 n) A9 N/ P9 A1 \1 d, L. {
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting . C7 I6 R/ q' p2 F
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
P$ v# W6 G4 i* f- Sright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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