Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
% S! ?$ y0 j) WIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
. b' g, U+ x" i# {% sOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
1 g6 g; {; q- ]. C9 BWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
4 G$ R3 Y9 ^& [She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
3 K* D1 C7 a* y7 W& ^- j% LI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
, t9 t( c; _2 [I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
  B- `9 b7 q( R; xWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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" D0 l3 l, D% z. YAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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