Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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3 a( P% ]- E. d; |+ F; p0 ~I was a very happy man.
, G; s2 B+ \4 iMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
+ {5 k- T8 @8 O2 |My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
( o+ ~! {* l) {: A1 \2 W" JIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
. y; z. n0 y6 h; i% n: K6 HOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
* U) c" Z' L1 K, ?6 A' |6 K/ n# hShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
- }, ?0 U4 }% h! xShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
3 ~  `/ L3 r4 Z( k; L3 d2 o. c  BWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
) U1 U2 b4 e! g7 Q9 h; R9 rShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
9 c) \$ _9 Q' s2 L" u' jLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
6 X5 C# O0 T- m; t& w9 ~With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
* W& [3 t$ F- i$ zWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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