Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

# |' J: K0 b: p; P- z  \/ u: PI was a very happy man.
+ \$ x3 v3 H* v) |My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
# j: b- Q' f# R$ s! c  A* b  @There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
* Q$ ~5 H9 n# F5 x. u( @My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, D( h. m6 t, h! y- B9 @One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
: G: ?# q) r# y5 f, xShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
: h( |# ?  A* Y: cWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
: R- M7 F! F8 z' c% a; qI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
% {( g, F; n& t6 d/ BI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
, Z+ S0 P( ^; M2 V- ]; pLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
) ^, H* B+ v, Q( OWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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