Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

* n- u! [( e4 fI was a very happy man.
' Z8 x  X# Z! b5 g7 PMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
5 Y' i) N$ w0 qMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
: @/ y& Z" J0 |& e3 Q8 P& _One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
% S, ~2 R: s3 h' X& EShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
* ]: S6 u- R" qShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
. H& r0 x( w; z9 MShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
7 O+ Y" y- L; P) UI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
7 Y/ ]! a4 f) q7 \* `5 q( l. cWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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: [+ m6 D2 r: |* gAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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