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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 ?$ y4 K7 V8 C1 s
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.9 t. Q& F& w, G, n( ?& w
- |9 X# r* {( l$ w0 }% C" J2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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( T F8 U& s' L" f* {/ a3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.! D- P* c: F1 ?. C8 e
4 [1 G' }# n' P6 `4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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/ @, W$ k" @( S/ A9 ^" ^5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.1 b5 T) f9 c8 f: r/ O0 d
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.: Y A- d$ N& h# a% G2 r5 z
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.) U1 O# ]+ @8 E
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) T9 n* S- f' F* L9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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" W- J* A7 Y8 C( }" Y# L; a11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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2 ^, [- q* l) h" A3 V5 s0 X12.) Super glue is forever.2 N9 ~/ @5 Q7 W% r" ]& i
0 m+ H: J( I$ d13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.8 W6 q- e* G5 l+ E' i5 W
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.1 V |: X0 M* _! c4 O6 i* P# p+ w
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.9 D# M! O) F; u5 \
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.# b5 X$ O2 F. m: L) ]6 W3 `
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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4 S' w; C ~; g( Q4 ~3 P20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time./ D" L5 O/ b. @1 B A0 _' ]+ U
" _- V/ o7 {2 y/ h. f5 O4 V21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.! u2 C; C5 Z$ n% m* ~
& A5 w: m9 y( t2 b0 ^: g22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.6 h2 ~ O! f( v) R8 Z
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy." Y- p+ Z* r% q7 i& q( Y1 M
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." T- l! O7 J$ s. Z9 I2 b
# S% J; m3 k2 `# y" K( J9 ?25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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