Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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5 e7 o2 J6 s( v8 d+ s- H* d. E1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

& ~2 @" I6 C/ H( d" v$ L% L/ B2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

) z5 S# {. H, A' L; q: B& Y7 E3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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% w$ o# f. Y4 ~" B3 M4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

8 _3 t' y# Q, }8 {( V5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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! c& }0 s( Z4 X* j; K6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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6 r$ S, r' E! E+ I9 d, K9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 f! S' f7 j" H  Y( S5 }# z12.) Super glue is forever.

1 g! h, v- h. W: \8 c; i2 x1 }7 q" r13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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! ]7 M% C& d! e9 P15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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  F% W2 i$ C8 [$ i7 L# R16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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7 D# q5 M+ X# f+ F0 u. I17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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. X1 ?& j( q! t" Q* u( \18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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! H& \8 y7 I0 c, p/ \0 ]# }19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

9 ?1 e* J2 o* I  h, x6 m21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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1 v5 W# M% h9 R- g6 d22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

  c+ e# ^# M' B& |23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

7 G( g. a' m) C5 e$ C6 o. {24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

& T5 Z* }7 k8 W3 A" b" V) M6 R/ {! I25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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