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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 M$ u4 F. N( k" I8 C" w
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., o' N4 V+ k) M9 M
( A, }$ u: \5 A8 i* T8 [2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. G! n8 N5 J ~% t* z6 b& l
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.# j1 ~& I7 w a* y$ P
7 S3 i3 M$ i8 _2 t+ y6 q9 F8 `4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room., u, p/ _3 w0 t s$ G- Q6 ` D- S
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.( v% D) w( }. d$ T3 K" V9 p; p1 q
( Y" [8 H' Z1 r' U7 e2 ~4 M6 }6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.5 x. O( ]& o: |; K: X/ \1 X. ]
; ~, m! C9 V, l/ R/ t5 E5 S7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.; z4 t) c1 N% E' @" B7 l1 D: \
; P( J( c' k' z e8 u8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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) Y( W0 j* V% W/ I G; [9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies." Y: A6 f1 h! I! z
( A" a0 ?, U6 T7 P; H5 x ^" w% D10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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" Y9 }! K h) e# ?* m' ]% y12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 e0 }; s2 ^. l- [, O' J2 }
* T! f2 v/ F* J* g# X; X14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.7 u7 d" a2 F# F- f3 i
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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7 i( v2 r2 T* r5 x" Q17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.9 C1 `6 K/ D9 l
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.* {. T& W+ c9 y
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.' c, C# l1 k/ ^; u& M4 |. D! q
3 f/ P. j. f- _21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.' j) |# F Q0 U* r+ k) j
" k3 q& a0 Y" C1 \6 ~23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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8 S, ?* \% a& p$ i. o5 r24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.9 `: q$ Q" O$ _& L1 J- l
9 G! H9 n0 `) C25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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