Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

5 C: A( w6 F6 z4 s2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

% {& m# S! A4 r0 {4 V9 a3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

9 t( U( B# {' \) z: v8 C5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

" G0 @  e4 s! u6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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% B2 i1 c) z6 E1 O8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

# _, ?' U3 \; Z3 P9 d1 q: n12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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% I$ P7 g8 C, L- h! E14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

* m  e6 A6 D: ^6 E17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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. _; l2 S( ~2 f/ f* O% X9 o2 {19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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8 K1 s$ g7 Q/ {& n: ?20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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4 b( A9 P) c6 x2 l7 g6 \22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

, j& X1 D% T  `, j2 p. t1 ?3 l23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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8 d. Y& _8 R* p( ]- ~24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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