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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...! b' R/ f9 F0 y- j& D, f" F+ i
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 D' k& _: b1 h( B" U
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.5 ~2 K+ V l# \% I* v4 \) {
9 W* Q! O' R8 o6 ?& T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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# H/ `( {' H$ T6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan./ q/ R! ?9 q& S# E$ O8 T: ~& C
8 ~3 h% ?! F7 V5 v7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.9 ^8 j6 e8 L5 N6 h& l
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., B; U/ ?) w$ X" L1 z8 b
1 l6 U- O+ H( i9 X10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.: M3 w C' M3 v$ a2 j
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 |% X$ C! p( _. C
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O., [) N8 [0 s0 x& }
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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D# h9 B2 }' |/ ^16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes./ x6 U( J, b# ^9 E' Z
$ M x, U4 l1 W1 H; a9 ] W17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.; ^; s' l( ?/ ]& v
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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7 |7 o" x J0 _% `19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy." [! H% g- v4 R5 t
: c1 |0 x; S, N! V. u22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.9 e! i0 K3 P+ a
+ D1 n) y {3 J+ b23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy., @1 R* k& P5 s+ e! d6 _
1 v" R& M9 W5 e/ {) _3 S; E* T24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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