Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

0 S& A3 d& T( S; K# k# gWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...

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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

. L7 Z& O. J2 C* ]1 Q6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

0 N" y2 ]) M5 p4 q0 _10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

) b8 B* u2 _' A11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

2 }' I1 p. v% h+ v6 \2 k12.) Super glue is forever.

  m6 Y" }$ s) c) q5 t3 x! m9 f13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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0 K: S* ^& i) T14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

- i! Z6 D; D" Z: x) _15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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4 R9 U  o$ _/ |' u- i7 }  N0 t- @21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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: d2 A) J7 C) {+ P2 ]( q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

4 {9 R! X% n2 U' X% Z24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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