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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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8 B, u) G; J5 w1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep., [8 K; N: C6 G3 o! ~" ]$ @. ]
r8 C) J& h' }" P* C( M) G2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4 h2 d' Y, |; i
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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% X/ d2 \8 P$ k5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7 A5 z. T# _# H, O' Y9 d, ^3 N7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( C+ Q1 U2 p, s E! T) A( L
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& H+ A3 T" ^/ B0 z) z* e* f
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.% @) Y1 d6 M( ?5 v# Z; E/ N8 w
1 M0 y: G, ?0 n k. |5 ? v& V8 k11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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4 i3 M7 ^" J. f/ @12.) Super glue is forever.2 v0 N) q& f1 m5 _6 \6 e2 T9 _; k
$ v, V3 k5 x) G" Q/ h13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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( d m7 G' s6 ?/ ]7 x' J! c v14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.! c9 W) b( c6 Z$ A$ Q/ X: s) V
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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3 s9 y" i0 _6 k# W0 z6 @16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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" H0 f4 L; U k& _- H: q' e d1 u17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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0 @! d: O! W& |5 G) M4 }/ }1 Z2 M20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. ^$ X6 E1 Q, x' m9 H( Y% k! z# l5 w& h
: a' P3 K* F( \* R' k8 ?22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.& v' b9 c! S# F V% @# U1 s
0 {( ?8 R. I, K2 L2 ?23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.3 j- x1 {; j, K& W4 O& J2 T x! {/ s
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.7 ]; y* `" o; S- ]$ N N
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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