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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.6 ~' ^/ S# f7 b! y8 I: N8 ~: p
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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" E; X% Y$ r l$ d/ l$ _" V4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.3 z, D8 J, V( e/ V: l# `" S
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.$ s" @. z7 [3 ?% g8 C4 |
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan., f' w& U% |6 P2 L8 r6 e
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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3 J# g' ?6 w! j8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it." U- E d: Z+ L' ~; w* Q
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.- E1 Z2 @$ ]( _1 y2 R1 t
( i/ _3 u2 Z m8 A10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ T8 ~: ~- U+ c# \
/ N! \% m: J# ?+ ~ X9 r11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.6 p& p. t# J+ j8 N% \/ `
4 m3 Y" m) t* z6 |4 y12.) Super glue is forever.
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. j! ~ _9 j% f; N R* V% K h13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.- Z! O5 P4 c' P n% Y
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.4 N b: O6 j+ S7 y8 v
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.8 `" O# p, S! S
M6 D: e7 y4 _17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.8 F# A) \; j8 m) V# G, N; K* ]2 {
0 a' G" h; r- }18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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4 D+ J$ `4 J5 Z; e* o21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.+ F* K+ M6 a+ N5 z0 M: I
0 n! F1 x A5 c4 G0 l23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.6 h/ y# J: a$ o9 h2 g4 A
, j1 m& d% n" z1 ^) b. u8 B1 \& A24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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