Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

, ?2 L9 x% n* i; G, q+ {Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
: t9 I# ]6 g, Q  R2 x( c'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

: [  p, E7 e: t'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) A( A- [) }9 Q( [& ]1 b2 s4 d( L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
: G. M# o" U' s. q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
. a6 M: d7 N) }5 z) |  s$ \- U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 \8 Z) f# P3 u$ ^* b( H6 O, G4 Z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
$ H/ N% _! A( \4 J  g0 C& `- n# X'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
8 g' r4 N% N" _. ~4 U 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
# T, ~: U; E6 N6 r& t'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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  ?" k( [$ l# {1 ^- J( {'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

; T6 V9 x0 W8 v+ o" u[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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  S0 J" ]3 X8 b2 TBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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