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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. . C- n1 C6 u& S; S& V4 I
: f$ s! }; n' ^Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ( M2 J! a% A0 r6 H2 W4 E9 `( n
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ a1 X3 c! y; w7 h2 V* R4 B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
3 B+ d; y6 z ?, W* O4 w1 j7 a% n+ t$ P'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 D; i7 O p' _* T2 v% c
'For reading a book,' she replies - U' p; f. O0 u) B1 |
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ; @& x V1 F# V$ o0 S4 k5 ^
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
$ X8 Z" z2 K- n'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' + B; ]7 ~4 i A2 k; B
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
2 I- V8 X7 g. t& o. @ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. & M3 ?' `1 v; {) G. c
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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