Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

6 e6 O# u, p1 _1 T4 p* q4 j'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
8 l' S$ F/ ?6 p1 T/ j: q1 b. M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 o( Z8 w( F3 z$ d6 \'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
  W9 o; K3 H# f! \0 ^3 W6 r- J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 S6 e' D7 B2 ?7 B$ p6 z1 n'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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6 e9 h' V$ T" i$ l'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
$ M9 V: T# y% c0 h% C 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) s3 U# U& G; g  I: m  h'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

6 V: b6 T& P/ F% n2 V, |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

# S" C, \- I" ?- P% uBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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