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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 1 F' t+ c1 h- h
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' . P- c0 M: I4 L" I# x
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   - s% X6 a4 P/ X
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ) I3 i2 v; t) g8 s
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* j8 P" W; F5 ^; `8 j'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 d- l; O, D) n$ f  d( Q
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 6 O2 d9 p& o- _, y8 f1 m
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : @' w8 }* U' i# G- n  A- r: Z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & a2 u+ d- B$ a% N; d& P1 p" f0 }
  
; {. ]1 V4 ^! A  u'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
; _; L6 R$ @" N 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
' t. l+ \+ q( z2 B  n; f'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ' C. O2 {7 N) l
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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* o- ~" d3 h; o# l; R[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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- y8 n+ u. f8 H& c9 ~& a$ nBut a funny story. ' @3 `* U0 y% l. C

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK  p( d7 r4 b$ t. W4 \5 L
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! d( I/ o% p, Z+ y[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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