Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
0 W& x0 V! I3 B0 t% ]
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
9 d! q. Y6 e9 t; r'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ x/ S0 S4 d% B2 h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
# e7 L3 r: B; `'For reading a book,' she replies
  G4 L5 c" g/ `' S  a0 a  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ c; i& C" X: z2 A! o0 R" t3 `: ^% ?'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
7 ^' c& Q# w3 W; M% ^; f; k  
9 o; j0 v4 @) V' o'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

1 S5 x* N; W6 `- n$ A/ U( p'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

+ e/ w+ D5 H; \5 n:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
- ~* t7 E( T. x4 e$ E4 u" B
1 \9 i& ~$ ^! F$ B& n( A! i

最爽的桌面创意图片  
$ Y1 Z  M6 ?$ @* X- s仙侣2北美版
9 X( H* y% D' j8 s
[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

缠绵雨