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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 S2 D! E8 @. T7 A'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   / h( [# j! {2 b0 `' u
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
7 u8 l! F" v" P" E8 n* X( o'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
) G& ~7 |9 J8 L, e1 ['Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 3 ^, g5 Y/ G) A7 A0 a
'For reading a book,' she replies
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% g" {0 o+ C1 B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 9 o) f3 R) ^: E2 v* M% Z5 i1 c
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 0 `% x, O( L$ p2 U/ x! K( \
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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' x1 Y  ^* j4 k8 j'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   4 b% d- v* ]9 B9 l
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
7 R( ]+ I6 b0 h' A$ o'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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  |: |, {& j, e9 j6 t0 p0 n[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.   `; E2 l( U' w3 l/ L' C
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But a funny story. / B  q# \$ ?2 ~7 P+ E$ b
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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