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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 3 E3 p) s& l+ x* u8 h2 W

: R( K5 H& S2 D- G  I9 T, CAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' : @4 f1 h3 |: b4 C, `- d) l. `
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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; |" a& m9 z: n7 o: |6 W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 V! ?+ B& U% J* q/ \$ ?! w'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   6 p2 z- {$ n7 c( h5 u
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- k$ V6 _: _6 A'For reading a book,' she replies ' U; m* j+ l  F: B- x9 ^5 m4 z" {
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. - o$ B2 d1 D& B, R1 ^  q
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 R/ h. e/ H! Z( M5 P'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   0 e; @( v$ q8 ^/ D8 Q& z6 M
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. & s" A; G+ e& m. m' [7 d- N4 ~
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   % K3 H& q  w: S- V! B

  a+ B7 p7 T, ?1 s) }& L4 X'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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. a9 U9 _) H8 {But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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7 u* R# a" g6 Q' l[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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