Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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8 x0 O; ]* V! l, N& M'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! P0 ^, C( }8 Z7 u0 z/ J! L4 L: p'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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" K2 n0 `8 I2 g) o8 C$ Z/ Q/ t/ l$ S6 W'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
1 o/ K0 U; Z' p8 Y$ s9 g$ ]! `# j'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

( d: q% Z! |$ [" z/ q$ C'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

7 O: r3 `6 J; J$ O7 ]' C9 m* N[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

3 p! Y4 o; ], x4 B2 }- }$ lBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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