Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 1 s. W! H, l. @, v
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') $ ^$ y* f4 W- }+ q
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ' J0 l  R  P8 q5 x( s
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 9 Z; T! _  b% R) l: |) j9 a6 P
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
% V2 I! |5 V+ h4 j! v/ C'For reading a book,' she replies
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# Z4 y& ]' w' e$ M) U5 R/ w'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 1 V9 Z! W0 h% `  P  M4 l
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
+ p" t% S2 T( _$ D'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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& q/ Z% o" j; O+ ~'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
  M3 q# G9 o$ A1 @$ [ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
4 ^9 A) A2 u' r: q2 ~' I'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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  x4 T4 m/ M) h: C7 ]'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由秋染红叶于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:24

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:24

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟 · 发表于 2008-11-21 20:22

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan · 发表于 2008-11-21 20:36

vanish · 发表于 2008-11-21 23:32

smart

gep0028 · 发表于 2008-11-23 10:51

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-11-24 02:04

She is right. He has all the equipment.

缠绵雨 · 发表于 2008-11-24 11:35

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