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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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; s+ |9 e" _& D$ F9 W1 W4 [Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'   g5 s/ k  D* H5 \) y
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ; p2 D: z% }! A- X- n
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
6 A5 I3 `* ?9 [6 N$ G- n'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 K" L) `3 E% S# C8 N'For reading a book,' she replies " m+ M# Q; e6 Z  M7 y! g" T+ J
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
% A* B" k7 X* m; G# u'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' * K$ O; |' D# G5 Z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
) u6 n) W% Q7 D8 w6 a 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.   x5 L6 x& N5 n
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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5 ~0 T2 n6 y% s: Q' k' z* H'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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/ g) a9 V( p. K  \, q8 M[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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/ |. I+ K/ ?" X6 @7 SBut a funny story. + z* r2 l2 l- n8 ]2 X  {+ S4 j

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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