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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 8 Z! E- F6 R( U$ V
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' * e* S0 ]3 |3 K) S6 E4 l$ a
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her , [4 I1 \: R% {8 ~9 ~
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' , Z9 j% H0 @3 u
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' , X& X9 ]" T& W$ G! c
'For reading a book,' she replies
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* m# s: t% a6 l'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. " l# B3 k* p R6 G
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; r% J# X: a6 ~8 a$ \# }'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ' n8 V- E7 m* I$ N! W
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 0 v- a1 ~& s2 z! Y- I5 n: ~
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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% v9 V' @+ @4 R3 M: l: |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. & u+ A2 ]' P/ a( W( m* ^: ]
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