Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

1 d% v0 p& a2 w'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
- C5 O2 T4 Z6 r! r& @'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
* c0 G* j8 p0 i, m5 G  X! P  x( y" U'For reading a book,' she replies
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8 @  U1 N3 T; _2 Q1 ~'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
' R/ }4 g1 E3 k% c'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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: D( y$ X) h0 E'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
6 P- q! e% X  j 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
, U' P4 c6 }$ s% F) [* A! O0 r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

/ ?* t! d+ c2 j9 g. O, h[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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