Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

# C/ h5 U$ n' {7 I% L; aAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. h  t- P4 _8 Z$ R* c: Q'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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  J7 V0 M9 ?, Q8 S( K1 J6 Z& D'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
: z/ E' _4 T3 X7 _3 L* u) v5 ~( c2 k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- q2 K6 v0 Y4 o; m'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
- F: ~- v) v9 r; |$ \'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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9 M4 U: c; n/ l' U'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

$ D5 U0 r  k# T( L'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

/ w! S4 M; T8 C; a/ l* PBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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