Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" w/ u+ C3 i4 w, ?'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') & v0 N7 _4 P9 d+ A9 ^$ ?. ^3 Q
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 4 g  b- v# g4 }6 I5 D4 \; a
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' * N1 g/ L8 v3 N6 t6 f( l/ D$ p
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 i# I4 U  X  [5 B
'For reading a book,' she replies   F5 I9 b3 R! c  a" X
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. - {3 F$ B- V0 h
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 U* \  ]' D+ d0 M'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : [2 V  [5 |/ z. u8 O; |5 m& a
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
  ?$ Q% \' P" `$ ?' | 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 1 A7 J1 m7 H4 U# D  P/ }9 h+ D% Y
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' " f' ^* r& _4 p6 D

, u6 G' m( m" h# j" l'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由秋染红叶于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:24

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:24

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟 · 发表于 2008-11-21 20:22

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan · 发表于 2008-11-21 20:36

vanish · 发表于 2008-11-21 23:32

smart

gep0028 · 发表于 2008-11-23 10:51

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-11-24 02:04

She is right. He has all the equipment.

缠绵雨 · 发表于 2008-11-24 11:35

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