Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

; D, V& e$ A* [6 t' I1 A+ fAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
4 D. f4 f  X, k1 F: \% z'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
7 U: L( z/ {4 e. |2 e- I8 i+ n'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 r  J. g8 ~: `" }! Z& r/ Q' Z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
3 o6 C* g1 Y8 X# W' t! l'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
) C9 |! r. Q# b# M; C 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* k& H% ^/ z; I'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

& E# l0 U. t5 ^- Y$ }2 A'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

5 b( k1 a& X  O5 Q+ c8 `0 J  }7 {[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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