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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ' n! H1 m8 L4 R8 s, n
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' , r0 B/ p& P8 T& X! x7 S' J/ Q: B
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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8 Q; o& b: v/ L. c4 z3 s- ?'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her & ~7 S8 t# y& c, w. J
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
% C9 i4 R+ j; y* ~9 X0 K" J. m8 ?! D; C'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
8 W7 e. o8 z, i. G+ `, J. K. M* o' L'For reading a book,' she replies 1 T6 ~! y$ N* {. B3 h) }" U
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 2 ^4 p4 ?9 \% Y- A; P$ H- }1 X
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: \7 r# P3 W6 c. y0 `! k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   * ~) ^- B  H2 \# D
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
& A" r0 `+ h4 A2 \' P; u7 r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ; k) B) n' a9 h/ B
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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# X9 ~: a1 q0 D" u) Z1 R( `[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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4 R! }) M, a, k4 |1 O# h[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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