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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 6 j% S6 |# Q2 k* D/ l5 L

. W: g) @4 i8 ~, U% v& P2 O8 v$ MAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ; ?; I  T* t$ z2 v9 V
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her . C9 {+ e  m8 f6 o
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
) ]  x. ^- H. {+ [* g% Y& x'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ; Z$ {( M1 e  E) P
'For reading a book,' she replies ! s9 G$ k/ I$ D. Y
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 8 i5 G6 n7 f8 q8 R, o3 @
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 4 g' P) x6 i* e
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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& b' l4 d$ E& E5 M% b+ R0 C( L'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
, [$ o0 ~% _: Z: a/ K  X; r- G8 h 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
$ z$ i  c2 B& |3 c( E'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   + k7 t+ B6 Z' l& _3 L' Y/ t
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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3 K% D+ X7 j" z$ t5 e2 [But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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