Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

& _8 C; D* R! f) j' k) {( RAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
+ p: K: `2 y4 y& D0 r'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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. v. k; @$ I+ p3 s$ Q  q2 }'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
+ C% R  j9 B1 K5 f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
( d! B8 C: I8 r'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
* X" K' ^1 Y& t3 C9 S'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 j: u6 f9 ]4 b0 q2 q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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# @! ~! E5 i( F: B2 E'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

: T% ~8 r6 W) T'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

1 z# s3 H7 ^& z. ~& V+ Z[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

3 @% }5 j. N. V) jBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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