Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
7 V# l; m+ \1 {; F4 h'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
2 h% C5 g7 R8 z& X'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  F4 |  l* F. Z'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; K( Q& C- r% U+ t( @'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 N9 Y# C( v; n% v9 g'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
; y* s) \3 S5 r6 N' y3 O3 e 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
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0 B/ |9 X0 W/ l% y  ]; Z'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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