Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

9 b2 X2 ~* C! L# g' {4 E! V  w* KAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

0 A: {' s7 O2 p$ B  ]: g* Y'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* y. p$ b' F0 X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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3 }/ B( q/ O6 ]# _'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
. b( t# T: U+ x. o$ x  ]'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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( ?  N7 m9 a& j'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
. B9 o. r' y7 Q# g" @: J1 ^5 Q2 | 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
8 z. V4 P1 O3 Y+ ^  Q5 H/ H'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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$ H0 S- U: C* b) T'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

# _0 L# R! t6 }& J# Y$ x/ Q7 ~/ r[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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