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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 3 e. [5 j2 T3 X# N) N* ?! }# z7 ~8 K
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% d8 w- I- Z8 V'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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. g: ]. u; x) G& ^8 R" L& E'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ) \3 j0 @, }6 ~* j9 U3 T" H
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 L" K B9 r6 w6 Y, T, _'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
0 E2 U. L; w3 Q# [, k$ ?'For reading a book,' she replies ; [. G. p3 M- ]) A; Z+ c5 X% ]0 ^
6 g: y' b% ?, V8 r" D0 u'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 4 C! d& P' ~2 ^9 j+ J7 h
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' + d7 D; j. q" a% T, [' B
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' , G' j5 k/ f, V' V' j T- p+ ]1 n
3 E& b j. b8 `3 A'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. , C/ ~# d3 o5 w% R* ~7 V
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. " O' e1 q1 Q4 q
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' $ P0 [3 a5 N7 B, J7 P+ @
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. $ W9 R* {) @( u( T6 N2 g
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