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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. : @4 w6 N5 a/ H0 y* s; z  K+ u, L: A

6 R2 Q7 i# T. p& u% T, }6 v: jAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
* C& J% P$ C3 l- Z0 r1 ?'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   % q% I$ o& I6 J# s; g/ T

6 ~! W# ]' G0 U1 K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 1 N( d% i7 X% Q2 G6 l; x7 ^
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
0 |# n2 T' S3 u% ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & n5 \3 E! S+ p1 j# M( L' _
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
0 {/ ?+ j1 s' ^0 o; A3 l; _; h+ f, X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' + \, \  m* p! H
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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. K3 v7 M; q- J& X9 z! ?'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   ; x; X3 g) C* Z9 ~
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
9 p: F. e+ O( C; b: _'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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% B/ Z( c" \8 T) o4 v'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. " S% j$ ^* E7 n0 H. ^( }7 ]
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But a funny story.   V2 O+ ?- A$ `3 R/ _

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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