Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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$ E) {. Z" O5 mAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
7 C4 I) a! O% u2 E1 f8 N'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

' k6 X$ c3 I6 H# v( Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
, R* T% j  _9 V2 F1 a7 p'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
* j7 o3 u! C; n$ q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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$ J% L  B% ^7 E9 z'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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1 Y  h  P$ C# ^9 T: J$ A'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

2 ^. x/ }- W( S0 G+ B/ `6 h[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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: g, a8 l4 f, h6 v1 L2 Z. l" e[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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