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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
! u& l* n1 c+ x8 ^ }2 j'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 2 L& C9 o M# O: i" R) i
! q! Z" I7 ` j# d'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
1 O$ b% f g' U' E, u'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 2 P) u, I$ g. q/ x, _; s% }- K
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 4 \; V; X5 U! Z+ |4 J) H2 @) H
'For reading a book,' she replies 2 B4 k0 }+ v+ B0 [2 ?0 Y5 q& A
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
* @4 `$ c, `( c1 w& Z& M$ ?'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 A5 \# R3 m" f' A& P4 i'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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9 @2 W% [4 F0 a7 E$ j% M'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 7 U2 P# D+ U/ ?( A) E. M
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. B& g; O/ V0 J* A4 W2 V+ i; N% x% \' k'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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