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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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' H* H& _# k5 U" PAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' $ ]* U" s! R  n
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
. R+ T# J. p. s) }+ I2 |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
. |1 w) I- E# ~. ?  l5 J/ ]'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # s& U+ t/ A! }! t6 I( U
'For reading a book,' she replies : R4 D; o$ k$ K) G1 |
  
% j& D! d6 e7 y0 o+ T% B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 a- b  S5 _7 r! H'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' + F: p3 T9 w  Q4 H/ v
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 p4 d* D& o  `* f. s5 }- D  p
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   3 w: ?9 u, J& E) P5 g+ T, l  Q  S8 B
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 4 m4 L: E6 }& k/ _) u  k
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. " M! Z' n" A7 N% c5 b

7 Y8 Y8 e: e& k5 F7 m" w# n  M1 GBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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( k- w" e& G" g8 ?. F[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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