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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. " }5 F7 X2 V; ]
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 [4 L) x- q( l- R7 f3 f'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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" B. V, \5 l0 _'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 2 v1 v4 z" _* w
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
, Q% i- W. k! \$ M'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ! w* a- r* r. b8 Q/ d5 D( x
'For reading a book,' she replies 3 f' `: {- Q3 e0 p2 u: C8 `
) l$ @; @! r' n; R6 E( G* L'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
4 Z7 U$ {; H) c. p'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! D' `! C' P# ]1 e1 ~ h/ e'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. - |# p8 a$ n; o
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
9 m% E6 d# W) X5 {3 [! [, ` e! \'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' # H8 V$ x; ?) S1 w
: Q6 f; e! r. t0 M'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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