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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % K6 K) E+ D) N
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ; n7 |- J$ ?% y! t3 K
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
( X' d6 w# c# D1 k. D& B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 0 J4 y4 T K H$ v1 f, g; n' r
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ( e4 M$ R. D. P" }, G E
'For reading a book,' she replies
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9 g2 g& U: x) B! c$ T'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. & O, v! `1 i% m: E2 S- ^
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 a: g9 {3 h" s" L# J
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 2 a, D2 J/ t4 x) C
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. * W$ M5 ^, B; M
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
, c( s9 ^) h/ e9 u; m'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' & s2 h6 M2 V- G! ^7 T
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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