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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. & |2 @8 w9 v0 ]8 t5 f

+ s2 M  `, {( d5 Y0 SAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
- S" I3 E" G7 ]; h( V6 Q5 l'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   % G& O, `, G! g1 K) p
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: a" y( I$ i+ q9 j0 ^* c2 ?; o'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   1 c" N6 R8 l; x
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
( p4 g+ D7 G0 l" {'For reading a book,' she replies 4 |( a  n$ s4 y6 G7 q- K6 N
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
/ d7 ~0 K: f  Q  I* t* ]+ u'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 7 j/ B* D) H, Q4 D
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   - _& @8 ^! ?* n7 p" S# c. Y  `0 _8 ^8 W
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. % M$ Y1 O1 y- s
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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$ {# v- A7 a( o# G) d+ O- m5 {, F[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. ; c* U8 u" D5 c- `1 o! N& q
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But a funny story. 9 ^; B9 P: M5 [$ Q3 T0 P
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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# g' U0 A& \; U& H" m# ?# I" T[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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