Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

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'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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2 A# Z& @3 T% z# }'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ L1 y" B. X9 |- h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
4 E7 n$ M: S" @: V8 K9 G'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
4 Y1 v2 m9 N: P# p9 }1 F3 C'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
1 O0 ?/ R3 S0 ]'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! a/ [7 y3 v) H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
; E! E" Y# `+ m- K8 Q4 m$ {$ g'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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- q; _( r: U2 \* t6 R$ G# s3 v  F4 x[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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