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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. R6 X- M- o$ C* i: V
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
1 i: b6 n4 D8 i# Z {2 |9 V2 J'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her / n& d8 d, Q( f6 b
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
$ H1 o9 B% r1 T ]8 f2 v'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ( ~: M1 g7 t0 \, k6 s
'For reading a book,' she replies
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: }1 l, t0 K( ?0 J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 7 `- b5 Y4 _+ \( p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
. l' e- a; T! ^# x O4 h, f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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* M* v- l3 N! o'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ( b" s" U3 p" n3 U) Q
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
D- u- w! v+ u/ Z" i. a'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 4 U$ J+ R& s, S9 e9 ]) J
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 1 Z E. i N7 ^ y0 [
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