Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
- Z. z, `7 q: S) F8 ^* u) j'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

& a4 k" Q2 r1 S4 E/ w* E' L0 P'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
0 S& D- m, s0 |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  H1 Z3 n+ z' \$ v# L0 \'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 s$ \  r, Q* u% S. \- m! X'For reading a book,' she replies
  
+ F. K  n- }2 y. Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( p1 r' Y6 u7 X0 W, b* b- \! m6 w'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( {( ^& _) I! u% d. `( s0 ]" f& i'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
" b1 w" U0 {" L0 X* \- J" \9 t  V'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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. z: ]) t; o, ]" ^But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK



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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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