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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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) `$ d: X% c& AAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
, U5 h: X! C& v3 K. h& i'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ J. V$ ^1 h0 O6 q' o7 W. s+ u'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 b/ ~! J3 ]6 z' x2 w'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
& a" d3 ^* ]) B- O8 z'For reading a book,' she replies ; p! l. C- Q& n; e$ q/ N5 X
+ }5 u$ a# o0 W# k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 7 t! F2 U8 F* z# l0 V6 w
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' # m W1 s3 f# i. c" q7 ~$ ^
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 `9 O5 R% q6 _5 L'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
, O' V! ?+ B' a; k7 X 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! n7 J. F! B* f7 k7 {'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 9 v( g5 k# f& k( n2 f; o
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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