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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ! S( q# x9 { F; w2 Q
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' D' j" W8 m; Z4 l6 s" ?2 @" D'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 {* G ~# _( q }'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' + x& {' [2 f/ _5 t7 S
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 Y) Y. h" v3 v9 z" b( H6 F* G) i'For reading a book,' she replies ; i: R7 _7 @5 p+ C/ y0 C
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. : r* T8 P. D8 e* A! K0 R i7 O+ O( x
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / L; z, z+ W) Z& y; I0 @+ J/ c
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ' [% ?& z) e2 V/ H; D
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. # q' Z. ]* x6 v
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' & v- ?& u1 N Y: c& Q
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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/ Q8 h, j* I9 f* O[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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