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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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6 B. N7 k0 t, J3 cAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' & ^& H' n; ], t8 u
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   4 g8 P; M; Y7 k# a4 H9 ]

4 P. L4 K' h+ o  t8 i'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her / {  [8 Z( T+ P& r* `) p6 v
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
; R3 V- u8 B, n+ Y# f4 b) i'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 9 y2 J9 p' I# i/ a: g) g" G) x
'For reading a book,' she replies ( O% I: Z8 q6 R
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 0 w# `0 O' T! ~  p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : z7 w$ }$ L7 Q9 v
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " H, L* b, T: T; C& M+ h
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   ! o4 p: e/ K$ w
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ B6 t2 {8 l; b, Z& [6 b& @2 w'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   : W7 |/ q4 ~4 i
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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8 O; B5 I) t" |* a" V# b7 Q[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK, E% n. X3 [6 U- A6 y/ ~
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' `* s. R0 x* R" r[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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