Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* C  w7 {5 k% ~5 E  K+ {'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
( A, T" }+ u+ k1 y0 n* q" q' u'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
* g& i' M  H; w$ G; w1 S  k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: k. l& b3 A$ j" N8 c'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! ^( }# |5 E  ]3 W! d& X- J. S' B'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
( U4 q5 l# X% t; R( @2 b. |'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
$ k5 O: R) N4 v- ?# W 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
# L, _! {8 _5 v) s'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

9 t+ e6 q# K0 @[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

  n2 }9 u4 t5 O& ~But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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$ K& l, d9 f- K8 B$ m: v( e: A2 f- _[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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