Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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0 ?9 {1 U0 ?; O0 X: wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 D5 Y: D2 z  z9 w& Y'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
9 x+ }+ b! G* }  j/ |1 C- W7 V0 @/ t  G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
. ]$ @; g  @% Y+ A7 H- u" h( W3 |& B'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
* x9 [+ Q  U& A'For reading a book,' she replies
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1 w  v# `3 M: F$ G'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
! I+ c4 T  N/ U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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9 G- i( G# p! A+ m4 n: s: o1 d- J' c'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

' [8 N# x' R6 P0 [8 {0 bBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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  m3 z/ `9 y" F' z[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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