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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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; K* S# Y* e, i0 Q: S" g. PAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'   F4 F5 ^/ E0 ~- q6 P
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   - F7 U5 q; q5 r
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: g/ F' q' _" T8 \2 ^'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
2 ]# ?! X/ [# N'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' . h  G5 |1 Y; h7 @5 K
'For reading a book,' she replies ' I. E* A) g+ t3 n
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 }1 r# {* X/ C. X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 Y9 y. |+ I( c3 x$ |) T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' $ @, N) p9 I5 p: V
  
0 n7 I6 J% n5 O' b8 g2 c'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
' D/ `+ c( `+ ^# H" o 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
# x* O" Z/ n# U! Y'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   / \$ ^6 ]( b* O* v9 o

) o9 E% [$ `* p6 T% d3 d5 ^'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 2 p/ j8 m: T$ k. o- ?7 S
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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$ ]* c/ h% F2 M* E6 `[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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