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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. / c3 v5 o2 h' A/ ^, e7 a

) f4 {' R3 I, dAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
* b" H, ^& ]( {0 u'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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; I" S: C, t& |( X0 e7 d6 C& e'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
+ K/ c: j+ x9 g'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   4 n3 ?5 I) A3 y1 E* z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
( C1 K/ e+ @  z% n! I0 d9 ~- G'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: m' J- h6 ~' S, N% P'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
+ w6 T. t6 R5 c( e% U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' - {/ ]0 s$ s% a
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
& ^. W/ Z3 q# |. G3 j% n 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
  Q2 U% o0 v8 X5 ]( r! z'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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4 o( v9 y$ q, s5 z# R'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 9 a9 b1 Y  M. |! j; }

5 p* c1 r. ~+ s- Y7 }2 J9 DBut a funny story. ) ]! Q( Q- A# l. r
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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