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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 3 b$ U* [9 }* G, p0 u) _
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
5 Y; w' U4 N+ T, k'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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; ^3 ~! [5 K. V$ X) M'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her F# S+ V5 R' J
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
. w; {1 k5 @. N! ]. [/ [5 f- H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 S- C+ Y) }0 V R8 o* d- I'For reading a book,' she replies : t+ o) ?* R. K8 J
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' o0 e" \7 ]' u1 w8 s/ }'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 3 _5 Y! m8 Q3 G% s6 t
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' . e! r j- {: l/ n% T6 C
$ l% e& f4 @5 [9 H. X, h/ U'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
' {5 W& F7 H' o 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
4 B, r2 t, g3 \( t'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 0 H9 j1 q! x T5 ?" l1 P
$ s% C) [- D6 c. c: I& v'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 6 v' M/ d p c; I) a( F9 b+ y
+ y8 |/ L) |' g' m0 C E4 E& a[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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