 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. * l$ v) o5 M7 i* n& Q5 J, c
* @1 q. }4 ?" g2 ]! x& ~" \; b
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
- p. Z9 v: [4 i4 x'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
5 \) e0 y0 d7 u, i( H7 J+ v3 E f: `8 s' p# R% } H- p4 k
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
7 n0 J) ^0 B. g, L1 v; P'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' - R1 a- w/ t7 F+ X) @1 h) J: C
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, h3 L+ l- z$ M'For reading a book,' she replies
z8 N0 I8 f" D; N. V N( @
' {) @) | u- Y! e# b6 d. i v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. * f, J& l: g+ @4 \
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 4 u: }$ X% b% ^6 A, G. \* M
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ) k" f. t" I- m( \0 @6 B2 i
) J0 Z+ V' e: c" W: v'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. $ u. ^ n) p# @4 O; ?
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! Z/ }# \/ I! }& J4 s9 g+ M'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 2 N# |3 A8 B9 u6 _2 I# p+ g
: z7 q3 K2 p8 X# g% I
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. G* Y. I+ _5 u( p! y( u* W
8 D% R S* E. p. f8 {6 _9 K
[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
|