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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ( ]$ ]+ S0 k$ G& Y5 ]

4 M! x. {7 M% b1 t* l% X* l0 VAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
) o3 E. T! a& t'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 5 ^0 Q) Q7 Q0 @' X3 ]+ A/ t; C: C7 v
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
7 a+ T1 o8 i+ u- k3 Z# {'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ' B* V9 g- G/ i
'For reading a book,' she replies & I$ u# x6 ~5 K' ~* p& u( y: l3 b
  
, h& s4 c$ g! S# u'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' E4 J0 w' \$ }  s8 i'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 0 [" s) J2 F" @, S
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   . E3 \3 h* K" ^2 g3 d% L% p$ r
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
: c+ {* k& _, D1 T2 B'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   6 x+ q, U, N4 t. G! X
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 7 v8 J* V; A+ ]' m! y) y$ R

0 R8 n/ A0 u* FBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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