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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 0 T3 A: G- j9 H; U4 o% l. i, {" {
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' , f  R+ Z, x% a) U5 P4 @
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   & S8 R3 n+ Z* E5 E

- X+ S  e* {/ r) E$ D'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
1 N6 p" g7 Z- |. k6 |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
1 F0 M' }9 R# u. M9 }! M; w& }'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' , K+ q  t8 ~) |) N& B6 [' {4 G: ]  [
'For reading a book,' she replies 6 _/ v0 _/ ~7 X! \
  
" ]4 E6 V% ^. }) a! Y  R, j5 B7 m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. - ]4 G& o: G, E: J! w% l
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 5 d8 G* ~( \3 ~7 M- ?$ S
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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4 H( `9 I3 I/ c9 ~4 n1 @'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   3 ?5 R* c) a- h
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
& k5 i3 Q" Z* C5 ^+ M. c- q6 q'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. 7 x* e8 t* E$ v3 l8 L" j

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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. M) Q: q- Z# p6 }2 E( o[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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