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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. + r* W M; o" [/ v& Z f
' S% }' D$ R' G# U+ AAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ( E' ^7 a9 k9 y4 B
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') * k1 ~: }! ?# q* V- y: U
p! A4 Y. m9 ]: t+ _3 V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ) N1 ^1 o* H) f' P" ]; N4 s2 p$ v
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ' l/ ^! `2 N7 d) O4 c& z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ) S) b- q( f" ^" T5 h7 @& u* d4 _6 _$ _: x
'For reading a book,' she replies & s% K* I6 k" w8 |
. Y" V/ @: h# r'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ( A B8 C+ j$ ]- `4 [& z
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 9 o- w# D) o2 O, w) F. Y
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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$ s# N0 e% v/ W. k; }'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
/ O9 w9 N% ]8 V' L 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. . U% [ A3 R# W# \
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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