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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
& E9 p# k$ s7 @'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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3 ~" \7 @- m" u3 m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her # x8 r( `: U, k) ]5 U# j: \' t
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  B' J- [# M- u7 Y' Q! N. k" ~'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  V# l, h3 k. `! p+ O'For reading a book,' she replies : Q2 v: t( ^2 C3 b% _
  
, H% ]+ c  {7 J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
. |5 U  @4 r3 |# v5 _- Z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
/ s: p, O  j( ~( Z! y7 g/ R& `0 ~'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 4 D" W' V% o! n2 k  [
  
# Y1 E' T; \9 \'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
0 a: l5 U; `1 J' J 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. - V+ T3 I0 Z; _7 C: y; @8 v) U
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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, _" p  s6 Y  V: |; J: R$ o[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. & Y! a4 s# [& B+ d/ c1 r
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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