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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' : \% c/ E% E& E
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 2 u" r* ?- y; d0 A
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
! S& @5 X0 U8 J7 [0 H1 x& O" L7 ~, ]'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' % I* O, e: G9 ?& W' a
'For reading a book,' she replies   \$ q, B- q8 d$ g4 y
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. . `3 L% E3 p4 f9 U; B6 g" h
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 6 Y9 B' B. V# y
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
* o9 I+ h3 X) ^ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 9 V0 y! r' O( |- V" K/ Z
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   9 k* Q6 f5 S# k6 @: P8 ?+ C: N. ^: @

# @7 q% F5 G! o0 C/ G# s'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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) ~$ ?6 ]2 |- F# L( o" P' y& @/ p[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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: z1 K6 |1 {2 a8 x8 E3 l. uBut a funny story. # P, J! g' r+ }& E. p
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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4 N$ x* `& i/ O5 s* I9 Y[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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