Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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! L4 w, H4 G2 B4 u) FAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
5 @% W2 }$ T; ~/ `- e'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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# m3 b! N' u) C1 W5 `'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
. _" r% a5 ]0 d7 h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
5 W8 D! w6 S. t9 l0 z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
; C6 Z, |( i% {/ |$ f5 j'For reading a book,' she replies
  
: y; j: _2 I- H' j# R. I) D% N6 C% H'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ R. ^( M0 y  j( R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 n. r$ v2 F# K! S'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
! I9 D5 V# \" D6 v3 X2 E'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
1 @1 Q0 i. l# C: ] 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
  h0 Z  C( g, n3 A( b, X, D'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

5 d" N5 D7 O# a# n, bBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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6 l6 S$ r$ @" U1 _1 c# o[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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