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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
+ o$ U" g3 J! V" n2 p'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') % G* p8 I* r. M3 ?# U
! }( \, p2 }5 D5 S" Z7 \0 i6 j8 j( i'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her # k9 T7 `0 a. F1 O: T- Z& Q
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 7 H5 F3 l' e, {# J
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' + e) d- C( \9 q- e
'For reading a book,' she replies 6 L2 ^/ |* v- \ ]- \0 O) s4 F/ q2 D
* p& m9 i4 c$ ^+ V- @1 R6 r) l'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. , q. w' ]- Y9 A% W) ~6 ]) ` d: l$ r
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ' a6 m5 ?3 w7 A% @* o O- c( j; Q1 j
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
0 W7 i! c( W: {7 i 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
2 g0 t* W6 @& E: w6 k7 G8 j'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' / x' Z) A6 P5 U8 O) Y4 i
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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