Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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$ L0 |# I; V0 [# h5 S7 gAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  I9 B( @, C; `/ R9 q# P% k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 b1 O( m, E- o7 j5 a$ ^'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
3 e, H" ~- t. \'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
8 i/ G( d6 _1 P# M' t- r  F 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 W& L6 U$ z4 Y  r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

/ {3 T  z* P, V: u4 }'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

+ L9 D6 k" Q/ F* ~* y+ A[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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