Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

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- D( q: q  P6 f! W, r$ a'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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2 C, s6 G' s8 x'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
: v+ T5 V$ `1 }# \! [' Y7 M% h) ^'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( L0 }3 j) Q0 D7 m& Y* g'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
) j. c7 x# ]  @& `; V3 P3 q'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
: X& ~& _9 g3 j2 C 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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: P, ?7 ]9 N: T& N" d- @+ W'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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