Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

6 T" Q, F: Y, X0 I+ P: dAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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8 p' q7 ?, N) W: [  S'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
* S6 U% w3 _# `6 K. Y7 a( F3 K! ~& p'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; R$ F& F- Z# g" M3 T'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
, E% ]$ `! O' l+ g! L5 K5 y'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
' o3 Z3 e" R. Q'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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% d5 \- I1 [) u# K1 I8 n0 e'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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: ~* j) a& x0 m1 p( E. L8 p[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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