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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 K3 Y/ }3 t- j'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   3 E9 G/ n* ]  G' ^5 N
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
+ [. a/ n% Y8 P& X' l5 H/ F'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
' e7 V. h% |5 d" d& r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 1 q5 u2 {4 L3 P/ T1 @
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. # M8 H: k0 h1 R; c' Q
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( D% ?7 S2 M: p% V'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'   ?6 O0 N0 O" r
  
) K' Q8 K! s+ ~'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   , j6 l8 x: s" D& _
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* K) F" I4 U9 K2 b3 F; _* g'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 3 N5 ^! k& i3 O5 x
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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