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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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! h) v8 G9 u# e; `Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' # `4 G" C: S) z
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   4 n6 f: q6 {) R% [/ Q. o: [" j! A
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 7 Y& W+ F0 [+ V& M! [& ?
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   & p$ l' z3 Q" u4 |
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 1 \2 j. U% b: B) j5 _+ V
'For reading a book,' she replies 8 T" }/ o' ]- [6 I9 Z! C
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. . o" H9 _, M% e" l, Y& u2 M
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
9 |: R* f1 k# z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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% x' D% z' B3 j5 u4 m'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   7 r: p% C* l/ S# v. [1 o
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
' e' f, u* ?# V+ G2 i7 L; r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ' R. l6 J  T/ X0 q& |9 @+ ]) t

+ R% B( L7 k1 ^8 q'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. ' K5 P8 v  P# C1 `

: h" H- w, [) K8 n9 m3 d0 pBut a funny story. 4 _- U: O* |- \8 n

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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( X& b7 x; z2 Z* ~1 s& s9 m[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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