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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 4 |& ]3 n: D: D9 S6 w/ v" I
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 V" b9 j, l! A1 U) u- w$ X'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') . J7 p* Z1 h2 c9 x8 M/ x- s+ {8 o
c! |- M! ^* v/ C# n/ `; f$ d'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) G9 s. _. W$ I9 b8 b4 M* o# B& y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : R1 n& ^# N- s! y- X7 L
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' - V: `4 [: x) r3 s& n. S! e
'For reading a book,' she replies
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3 l$ c& q, q1 \$ s. {8 j'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: ^4 P- m( k, C% u' A* l7 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' * D3 _! h! V0 r
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 t% e0 Q0 V. a6 T4 j# Z% K
) t; x. z$ T% ]4 q# M'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. & @& b F- T/ R8 G, w. G5 }9 l
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 O7 X9 _2 D. w7 W" u, ]7 `1 Y" X'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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0 N' |& M! `5 @( z& q'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 7 J4 g- [; [7 l5 T( Z9 P% K
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