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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.   F. j" t4 o* }+ d

# a: V/ e* X7 m+ M6 {Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ( B7 H0 M  d& b& O# f' t0 c
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   % ?  X9 `1 B0 s8 r# ]$ C4 B+ m( H( n- h

; z3 G( A% j5 ]) o! Z' w6 A5 K' V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) t  X6 I0 k9 L! h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
1 P+ C1 V6 g9 a0 c/ N. x; R'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 1 z/ O0 B; ^& c4 E: E
'For reading a book,' she replies ( I2 F- a3 a( t1 l! Q* w7 N
  
" t9 P, y' p: _% d( o'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. . b! t- X- A6 G; Z6 z" \
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 J8 D. q# W. J'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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' h. X4 d4 ]( ]! }9 @, o$ q3 O'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   0 t7 c( B8 q7 `3 }8 Z% t9 Q
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. Z) v! B7 b/ K. }- b7 {'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   % b. ^4 `& C/ d) O0 f
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 2 `- G3 s+ f$ [9 V- o" X2 V1 t3 j) B
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But a funny story. - [3 `. ]$ I' V5 {
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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