Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 [4 L) x- q( l- R7 f3 f'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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" B. V, \5 l0 _'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
, Q% i- W. k! \$ M'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
) l$ @; @! r' n; R6 E( G* L'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
4 Z7 U$ {; H) c. p'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! D' `! C' P# ]1 e1 ~  h/ e'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
9 m% E6 d# W) X5 {3 [! [, `  e! \'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

: Q6 f; e! r. t0 M'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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/ F: y3 n) z  S' n! b2 s2 ~[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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