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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ) c* w. H( [3 \1 V. j6 m- L
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 5 L$ o6 {/ M8 f2 [
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her . a6 e8 e" H8 ?# |. n
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 F5 x/ Z5 z) N' R" Y" d- a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
& X0 d4 R. E6 c# H W9 ^'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, n8 x% s* M3 N2 ~1 v: A'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' . a7 e8 {- M- ~) ~9 v/ `
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 0 S& J' f, j# d0 O
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
: E5 j5 Y9 c5 _( n3 E! ? w$ O 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. . L7 z& c5 `! Y7 P, G
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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" v+ s9 v) H! ?# Z5 ~* Q$ H8 g$ G'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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