Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

5 V* F$ c3 Z, l) kAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
, L4 N6 R3 ?# U3 @0 ]+ L'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
: t. E/ d& [0 Q, Z  e0 b, x0 _'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
$ ~0 s5 H2 l6 h'For reading a book,' she replies
  
. D5 D+ R" O- V3 i  l# _5 W) ]1 R'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
, {2 o1 X' w* x'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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2 w9 O5 |) W4 |$ U+ b( y, H'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
7 F( Z8 |8 o% D! @( B! z% E 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
# ~5 L, r# x8 f2 H) y# O# G  ?" \  |'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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. T. _, M8 c. n) {  \# P( F'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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0 W; Z0 A' q4 D/ r; L: g. \- E[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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' {& I6 E$ ^7 {[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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