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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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8 x8 Z0 l) P3 O0 y6 K' X( V" v3 cAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
, u* r' Z' ^: ^5 O6 X; `'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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, ^ A% g V, I3 O) B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her " [& a4 {3 q$ `) i8 b9 k% ^% R
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: e# A( l3 i; y( W'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' j X/ [6 ?: b: I2 S
'For reading a book,' she replies * f. T% {" J9 [6 h2 J8 L
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; A( ~3 P/ F8 j3 N. T: g5 M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / n* [" j. k& j) p5 I
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 5 i# A$ u( c6 \6 j5 C8 Y
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 [0 K4 I3 v. n/ b'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' & \, f* u# p/ B, v$ b6 T# h" k
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 7 U/ f/ ^% o% c5 n1 r- G7 h$ x
6 S, [9 w" S, X3 |& }/ U1 R+ j8 B[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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