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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
! z  _0 N1 N3 ~+ k- f'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) K  s, V' K: w+ K% L% b  u4 z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
- l. Y# `* m# f+ H1 M9 B6 R$ H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
9 a$ P/ F9 |2 o* i'For reading a book,' she replies 5 [; S9 n! f6 @4 Q5 N
  
6 X' l; B. o8 s7 n" H0 ~, s: ]'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. + ?1 j- m( b$ \0 n8 k
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# D8 F2 }# t' v! |% I'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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3 z# y: K) W  \. V* {  O0 t9 }'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   * P1 h+ |& f0 H2 h# _1 X  H0 f
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 K0 U- Q! ^2 `( m7 O* ?0 x'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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0 S+ N( j+ f* s, d0 `But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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