Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' l3 \8 k8 ]6 P'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
& H4 m5 [! L7 V'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
$ V/ t: A7 @1 O- u; @6 v7 {/ `; J'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
) b, j+ q* [! A5 K- ^; m'For reading a book,' she replies
  
' [% M9 ?5 g: ^$ r" e# e'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
% v/ `6 A% G0 I$ z# m'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
) {& I% k( g$ S( \1 K'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
2 D* O( y& T; n% J'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

/ W% l& o" m; z'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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