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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 1 i% U$ r7 }* G* k
5 K1 G0 p" g2 u& B. V; yAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
! p4 {$ q4 K# O'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ! Y; S* b: N8 B& a. G
5 ] Y3 U, C, @ R" Y9 z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 W* S+ u/ H; K: [9 x6 ?1 E( J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
9 `1 U( W' T- h, U6 s- h'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ( a r+ h, W1 P, g. h
'For reading a book,' she replies
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+ P M2 `& B2 P; O'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
" `6 i, e i2 S- q. t" R2 N9 R0 Z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' # Y" [ X0 ]3 W7 e6 h0 n7 h
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : j8 T' j5 K! D
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
, B4 p7 |( O+ ^9 H# R' \ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* Y7 u7 g# L, O4 i/ x9 e'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 4 c5 t0 E5 W$ e% i' t
0 x' f! m: g0 n4 e# c'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 9 Z2 K7 H) B& S, W" u
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