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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. * x2 q; V5 t8 O* R" }
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 G" t: Y: U* r/ u `'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
6 r0 _9 V8 o0 J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' , `; S7 k, T! {6 T e
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ! A3 G% s5 v4 q% ]
'For reading a book,' she replies
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( s1 s% R4 `2 q+ _2 V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
1 S8 b w r8 T'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : F( P A; U+ P" U. ?" V' A# `- J) u
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
, ]- k+ M: x) q" [0 |: T( y 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ G/ i R9 Z9 N! C1 w5 Y'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ) Y5 M7 v+ G: w9 `
9 p+ U4 v) k5 S6 @7 s6 N+ h'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 7 @9 g! p- x) M9 g- \1 ?- C
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