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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 2 t& G6 J- ]1 n" G( ?( j5 ?2 c
& f1 h& ]: T! C2 O5 Y9 O3 IAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
- D( q: q P6 f! W, r$ a'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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2 C, s6 G' s8 x'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her / w8 E7 K7 M$ X) g) m# D/ M
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 4 d7 _+ K' ?( u
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' $ D* ^. P l7 D5 k7 r) q. {3 v
'For reading a book,' she replies : g; _$ \* }7 x3 y% z! V* L
: v+ T5 V$ `1 }# \! [' Y7 M% h) ^'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 4 E9 r' V0 P+ B, f, Q4 o
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( L0 }3 j) Q0 D7 m& Y* g'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 4 j- k3 {3 S) _6 O
) j. c7 x# ] @& `; V3 P3 q'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
: X& ~& _9 g3 j2 C 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. + H! P$ P$ `4 \3 d# p
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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: P, ?7 ]9 N: T& N" d- @+ W'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 0 I) S8 p- L6 B
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