Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

; }$ R# h" n/ A- D1 U4 {'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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: a2 r, W3 J2 m7 H! q% W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, B& s5 _; t) @4 }' v& d) U$ Q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 x" d4 m% E1 F& O: P2 `. ?3 m9 u8 a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
9 m/ k/ U4 ~- ]7 X1 R: Z! r: X6 g/ U'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
' z. e3 a- I4 @. B; @6 u4 D 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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" L0 r; n$ a8 x" k  f( @. O[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

8 y4 b0 P! @' G+ uBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK



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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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