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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" A9 d2 y0 k- n. q9 Z1 B' G'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: l( n& C8 A: U0 S  |9 O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* ^3 s6 @6 x! I* l  b' f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' - ~9 s% o. E) C8 S, Z
'For reading a book,' she replies 5 R  c" E! t* j  k
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 8 O4 s8 _% f2 v- m, l0 I) I
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' % H0 I$ k+ f3 B4 V
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
2 d! z# o& N/ R; o* ^* C/ r 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
/ z# O, B8 L/ B, |# g/ C1 `* F" `9 _'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   5 C  `" K8 ]' T: p

& r+ Z% l! b# v  y* Y: w'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 4 E* O! K- W8 T8 G& }: R5 c

* ~1 |. M0 E! o/ yBut a funny story. 6 ]) V9 u0 `: L  [
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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