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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
2 |. Q( s. Y! e i% r'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 9 B$ {# ^8 |) L( \9 q
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
, S/ o. D4 Z: i& \- L5 z" N' ['Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- Q% @ ]: |+ v3 q. p. R5 d& |'For reading a book,' she replies
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y' A& b& ]/ Z) Q% I'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: C5 X! E# N. C% i' N$ D4 L3 h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: Y# ^+ G8 p: g& C! t& m'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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8 o, N8 ^7 l; E# C'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. + y8 I* Q! N6 @/ P
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) W' @! J6 G+ u; i'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ; N4 m: U; G3 D! i! C+ a5 v
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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