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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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# g; n; K2 F- Y2 ^Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
2 a& f- }# L' g5 C- l+ f& [$ p'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her & @8 ^: n1 p. Z$ v! b! K! B. e; I6 \$ D
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
t& Q% H* b7 G'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 k( q7 ~9 H6 A9 e
'For reading a book,' she replies ( A. |# V$ ] U; Q
z" l- H7 W( W; w/ _'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. % s4 R+ L2 s6 B( J. `& L6 t& i
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ! t# r3 z; Q7 K
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 3 d6 ~0 z. @$ [- g, h
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 2 I- O9 J: D. y8 D: {! c
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 5 J' [ h1 ]5 {0 s3 W. \* C% p
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 9 _1 h( W/ s6 v! C0 h2 f( z9 e
& U2 P( k, c; B, j6 C'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ; u# x4 P4 W. p9 O
0 ^# I) f, u) q, B- E, U3 V[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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