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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 4 m) H, F% j3 b2 \$ a6 c* F
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' C! I2 ~7 O' a4 \, E X
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') , ^1 d& f! T- \5 f) N
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
4 N& K {( S( n'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 2 K0 k9 ]7 G+ Y- j& M) }
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
7 a( t* U! m- g& R- K6 |! Z: F'For reading a book,' she replies # t4 W H: Q$ H# }! X1 ^) X
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ( i9 t0 V# D! v
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' $ o, d# O8 {2 [9 B! W9 ^9 w3 Z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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4 K, c1 p9 f' T' a+ A'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
, n, d- Z6 R2 [ W* Q3 B/ b 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. , V; Y, ?' i0 I. ~; `& w* Q
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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. D* x2 R6 ~" x6 {2 r+ X'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 3 S$ w9 m3 |# d
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