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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 5 g/ N1 i4 V( [1 Q) z! m
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' s7 C, Z ]7 A+ M! r# n'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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4 l/ m+ G3 X# x'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ I+ ?) D" ~/ J8 o6 N'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / p+ h! m- P. b: n$ k/ O
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
( G3 _# g# D, ?% H$ C$ H; z+ G$ x'For reading a book,' she replies $ F5 T& j8 h3 K) M# Q
- P. C/ M' p& q/ r'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. " q- l7 F& W9 e# k$ l+ q5 v d
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / r$ H8 N2 C& W3 s) z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 8 _5 ^+ c5 s- H& v
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
, p3 i& ?, F5 K' x; X3 n! `5 w'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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' z1 @' N S! t5 `" u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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