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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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4 u6 M. ~ F; {6 fAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
: V4 Y7 \. g3 F5 i% u) [" K7 e'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) H7 P( y e; j$ x! s0 |* m'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- o( S4 y+ W' N. t/ S) E'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
7 U( K7 ]9 p w7 R7 t) v) c. g'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
9 }( L- j4 r9 D8 V6 L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 S6 d+ P4 q$ ]5 E: t& ?* |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' + i# V) A3 g: t2 w: n+ o
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
! O( H" r# S" X% V z 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
% Q2 [+ @' p. M" P8 _'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 9 D' D% `. k% F! h
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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