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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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1 Y+ F9 `- G" ]- R; p8 uAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 k6 M1 T' o, i'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: u) n8 i4 O& e& K- p$ E'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   ! C; L5 s0 `( E  {7 I7 x% G
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 c1 J4 D4 J9 _1 |
'For reading a book,' she replies
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: b0 x3 Z  E9 C8 y# j# M'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) Z; z  b2 M; F' b# [  d'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' % s% k) Z: e1 C. A* \* N
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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  k1 d9 b, b5 Z2 l" V' |7 H'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   + `7 H4 b( h% V5 j
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. R/ }/ Y7 p0 A; d'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ' A/ r5 z' M; |: {; J: O

; E# @- K: |, @'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. . ~5 k5 B4 n  O/ _! V) I& X- Y: ^

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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+ T& }5 z4 A" Q7 P[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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