Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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/ \) Y& l8 H9 I4 L; n/ n7 F0 gAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
5 s  l. [" l, t; ~1 A) Y. B; N'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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6 Z* W. D, u( Z+ ], @9 F( p'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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/ @; d9 i5 c' G'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 D. a# i  q, K% N'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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. A, d( I4 G7 n' Q'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
/ H! o9 k7 U: d- N8 T! b( G* G 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
1 E- N" O" G7 C6 C'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

, j% y6 e# e" U  {! l'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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