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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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* A$ i7 [ G4 c+ k9 `Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% B! ^* R7 t- [7 U1 g; `9 J9 q" N'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ! L; ], y3 D! u5 [
/ I" ^0 [+ _' h5 P; k3 h" U! ~) s'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
7 \. J$ Y# D8 b/ B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
) D R P+ ^; \9 i) P$ ?. a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
. V2 V, P6 n6 @'For reading a book,' she replies 4 x6 K1 |" e1 x6 r' ^8 h* e4 y) O0 W6 Y
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 4 e- J7 x$ j, }5 ~- N& H9 x j
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
) n: U! W1 S4 @$ Q: I, v- A' a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 8 y# o. b% b+ y4 l. F' h# Y& S* {" ?
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ) L/ \6 F* f; p. t( V
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. a/ r$ j5 q+ H& W
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