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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. r7 R+ G9 ^# X, W'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her $ i1 S9 ]/ ?) K" e9 Z- f- H
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' - A% C- ?, Y" j( m
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ' C- i9 |$ {* B- l/ N. T: ~
'For reading a book,' she replies
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, \( M2 r5 T+ p& q5 p7 ]9 a! ^' q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 2 }1 a: Z# w8 X( K. u
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- q) s" H. [) ], v* k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ! B& M. H% v6 o1 m6 y0 K! ^
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
- L, Z7 y! K8 a J/ c* b'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' B: w6 P$ u/ K) i% @$ W7 ]
* }4 V# Q. k# b$ x9 }'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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