Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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& J* @3 t) J9 S6 E/ |( WAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 A( R1 v/ n* y+ z: w6 d" c'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

' V+ S( M! b0 y* ]'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
0 G, L( t6 m( ~: t'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
5 R: `5 x- }! ['Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
8 P. T3 w+ z* n0 ?- v* G'For reading a book,' she replies
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0 ^9 `$ b7 F7 q2 K. z8 Z9 _'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
4 v( i$ H# z. f4 V& E) K'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: c9 Z; g) u, t6 E, J! U9 j'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
3 ~8 ]: O' U/ c$ a: n'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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8 f! U  ?: d$ q  j/ Q+ I'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

7 X/ n2 t0 i$ y  ?' U[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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" Z! p) u. q% o0 F# ?, RBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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