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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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3 G& \! j# G w$ `! m5 wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ' w5 z) [/ z# p" X
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
. {9 q5 C1 {- T2 C'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' * \0 M$ x" J8 u: h. _- ]. B
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : V6 s; y& f/ q3 M- ~
'For reading a book,' she replies 7 |0 J1 i! U- t h ^9 r4 r
1 }* d+ X7 t. C9 B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. , ~& ]: Y$ d+ R; Y* `9 n
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
/ U: x$ e1 s$ _'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ( ]& y( f( v5 F1 i+ R5 F
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. * U" M+ c5 l/ P5 w/ y2 Z* r
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
& }( a7 y5 q M8 m3 |$ R$ e+ `'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' # j9 ]& P# W5 D4 [. U% H
: A' g3 L# ]: h'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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