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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 0 X4 i; P$ X2 g# G: w
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 j5 A/ Y$ S! `, t* K'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   / ~& R6 d& q3 }5 c  @$ x$ G) k
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 7 i0 }" Q* B, E9 i: o  D; M( r8 U' Z1 o
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
6 h: B: ?' m% V8 Q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
8 E) t# N% _! n6 }5 j'For reading a book,' she replies 1 q( I2 y" ^, y, Y+ Z
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
9 S# T" a- }6 j'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 G1 L$ b, Q8 z5 S! P  E" \
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 ]/ X+ \8 j+ x0 `0 e9 Q'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   : H- U7 ?* `* X7 Z$ F
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
: ~3 u% p& y* v'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   - \' h" p! I, U
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. # V. E7 H1 |5 M  Z3 \2 ]$ a' e( f7 E
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But a funny story. $ V$ g" M, V$ j6 e3 c7 y

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK' s4 A0 Q/ U. f% U; C6 L

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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