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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. / C+ t. _& x0 M% B
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
; s4 s! p$ A! `" g( Z0 y'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   & M0 [. b( [' @- R

* V& U# C8 m( [/ J" f- _'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
6 L7 I7 S4 ]2 O& B# L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
; I  c  N6 V7 C7 o) l' f* h$ W5 N4 x'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 t1 I( k/ p: w5 C/ J3 o. B/ g" c
'For reading a book,' she replies 5 u! n, q/ i1 T8 E8 ?; O4 p
  
6 z- h& X: h% I' n2 Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 9 g7 s) f3 I, K; {. @6 P
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' + g* n3 {, D1 b& t* G7 H1 O
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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0 g; [$ j9 P. D4 A'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
5 ^$ C: ]- K7 |3 Q 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
" n8 t$ k$ n* s3 a/ g5 {'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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; C( j5 t4 ^# m' `+ v; \, ^  u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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' N3 Y$ ]* \/ d7 W[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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:)
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK2 j8 J) Y3 G8 l) ]) a
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最爽的桌面创意图片  " R5 V# J/ Q, E" W; m- R$ K
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+ K# o: V2 l1 W" N+ D: t1 L6 W[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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