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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. , x- ^' s: ` b6 \$ I
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 L! V/ {" g. b4 w/ U1 q+ l: {'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ! y1 ?* v! `" d9 [8 S; u; l R
8 A) w5 K# l1 B! w q$ k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 4 V$ N6 z0 Z( B8 U2 E5 ?+ C! V' z
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' + L6 Y5 _: {/ D+ I8 ?
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- _) |5 [4 O% C/ A2 A'For reading a book,' she replies 0 ^: Q& N v7 h( N# f2 @1 }
" z6 ?5 o6 f! Y* ?9 ~'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ n0 Q, c0 p# j' n2 ['I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
F2 u- u, B7 {/ ~! ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. # m4 _& {1 }3 u: {
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 2 v0 F2 h9 e# O8 }& H
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' % G7 @' I1 C$ X- S
& z; U$ X5 h$ Z9 n+ t0 C/ S'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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