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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 5 n# d0 ^1 E. q/ y7 c
3 q4 S' Y& P8 QAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
X* _9 y7 h5 b% X, S( f9 s4 M4 k'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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' b4 t) |8 ]% L/ ]: l4 v% B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ! { E+ ^5 O+ Q5 m
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
. w' E2 Q3 m' M: V'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 W* {0 ^& x8 I$ D, k. d( f H) U" x'For reading a book,' she replies
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, K( o5 z4 F+ j9 l% O: J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ! v8 k2 b6 C/ } M$ ^5 b* M' G
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 9 f& }/ {+ c1 ]( F! q% J2 b# T
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : W8 p, W% s# q6 V: j1 K( O
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. + Y2 p9 ]( v* R/ H0 C( G, j
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. $ V1 K0 T" p( Y1 Q6 G% N
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 8 Z6 t4 n; x" s4 Z) g
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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