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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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0 d! F* L6 g8 J5 O) I7 ~! q2 qAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' x/ D1 y. ?. m2 j+ e'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her + N" Q. e7 Y5 {* m: b- H/ j
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 6 P. i$ E' U: I- k3 g, p/ M
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 v: N6 R% J! z5 A) l3 r
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ! N! v- Z& H7 A ]6 y3 `
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 [ `4 B$ v& u% \1 v'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
4 L/ X# f* ?& u k: k- B! L2 U 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. $ Z+ w* {5 N6 N" @( n( @
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. c8 N2 o" K* y$ M
1 H4 O6 h' s8 ?2 d5 x% \[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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