Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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% ]) S' j* {( M2 uAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
' f( L4 V) ^! K'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& T/ L: S2 N& |% s, ?: e9 E8 @'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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* D) `* c. }" l7 I5 L& O+ U7 e8 V'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
7 s- y. `  L& p) d0 v 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
$ L1 Z9 e( N  _: r3 |'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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$ ?1 j/ U- c3 L'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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4 v. Q0 X+ D7 `7 \! y$ `2 u[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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