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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % |" Y" L' y1 f

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2 N; t; @& [. V8 r, p* A+ n! y0 U'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
" s( }$ a/ `. \" a0 C+ E$ M: v'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   0 h; j: {1 c' Y) ]) U6 G
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' . x  r5 R8 V$ W7 s5 F" o5 r
'For reading a book,' she replies . K5 M* f$ O) a) U5 B. K7 e
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. % x' E+ c+ n  e0 w& E
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 2 S$ o* O0 |1 f3 T
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 3 `# S8 P7 C: z/ N: e% g; y5 T
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   9 N1 ]' x5 W- o0 p0 ^1 Y
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 3 L! P0 R2 N  |' m. J
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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. {7 i4 h) R8 g, f% o! l'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. . ]9 l; C" t$ w7 F; D" V

6 z" w9 Y0 J; f" C9 Y( y% lBut a funny story. 7 E1 d! o' P: V% m% `

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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2 Z& v- `7 a4 Z# n2 j  b! H[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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