Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
4 g( s$ t4 Z/ V" A* p
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
' c6 T( M+ f. x& Z' P8 f8 Y" A, z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
" B! T  x6 n, N0 O'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
/ x- d1 P# y1 I! ~6 B  C'For reading a book,' she replies
$ t3 L' e/ f: F  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
6 H0 K/ b8 n7 C3 b: w9 ^" }/ M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
4 W% j2 R9 ?3 [& o  
( N$ S  ]$ [& X; o3 y# C2 {6 B'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
' G, a4 \# B- C 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* h1 |* j5 X  i, w! D0 ]" J'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

7 ?& s7 D8 R- f( @! S% \8 @[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

$ z4 `! c! M3 G2 a) F& }But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
: w5 a) o8 n; q1 T" E* F) H" N
' C* Q  i) j! k) b) J0 I2 B! {. D
6 x) e7 n8 r; g1 g/ Y8 N! P) F% F( E
最爽的桌面创意图片  
仙侣2北美版
/ }, W$ _% @% a/ D4 s% V
[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

缠绵雨