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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. * K- _3 B: N) `4 j, y" ~7 Z
- F5 N- v- x; H( UAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 o7 R" w3 a4 b5 }9 d3 z: _'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her - m. c2 u' q; a
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 4 Q7 D' ~* A# G" m
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' * [6 s1 r; T! V! Z, u% D
'For reading a book,' she replies
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0 s- t/ U( P$ e, o6 T'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ; w# ?; b' Q5 y6 I) i
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' " x0 k; I. ` a
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' . C3 _- G. e1 i, I! l; {3 J
( W* S- [0 r: u6 e'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 8 W# G# L- z# p5 b! b
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. % N" F; Q1 f1 V# M
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ' ?, ?) ^' g! T. L/ r
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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