Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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+ y) O  `" n7 A& B: T2 |: WAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

# R& r/ d3 a) Y: q. f'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
# }% O+ y+ |1 B, K$ u3 t& O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
: h* j" B+ ~4 q'For reading a book,' she replies
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6 D6 v4 h2 [2 R( C4 J* N) }' \  Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
* q6 q  G/ {6 e'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; o! Y, l: C8 U6 i! D2 r2 F'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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* f. ~! X2 M: Y8 _6 [5 u& `/ {0 t'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* ]+ }# M6 O, g, v# Y% X7 ?- a6 z'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

  y1 M3 M6 Z/ X' C7 [: p'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

  `, l( z! n+ ^4 P0 H/ M9 q4 Y- m[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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