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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
# W$ d! r/ R+ q/ P'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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9 W4 u; t6 H; `* i8 f& J) ^'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 4 o. g( v9 p$ s, D; o. d
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   # A% }* Y6 k& C$ P# F( a( }  `
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 q4 h( }  z& m- n( b$ D* f'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 0 v: a$ b  b3 s
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ( `0 m8 g6 z& Z' y1 K5 u  Z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   / r7 Y/ I; q0 U7 x7 k& A
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
: M) ^% t4 i" k! C'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ! W( D) D: b: A

+ d+ V, w( ]5 V5 I'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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; h# L* e9 s7 B. T/ K1 ^: V% `[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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: L. {- p$ Q% M# }/ w+ t% vBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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" g; B: q1 A# J7 B# |[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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