Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

# a: V/ e* X7 m+ M6 {Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

; z3 G( A% j5 ]) o! Z' w6 A5 K' V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) t  X6 I0 k9 L! h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
1 P+ C1 V6 g9 a0 c/ N. x; R'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
" t9 P, y' p: _% d( o'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 J8 D. q# W. J'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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' h. X4 d4 ]( ]! }9 @, o$ q3 O'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. Z) v! B7 b/ K. }- b7 {'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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3 A( z: Z$ m5 N3 w$ M* i( N[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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