Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 V" b9 j, l! A1 U) u- w$ X'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

  c! |- M! ^* v/ C# n/ `; f$ d'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) G9 s. _. W$ I9 b8 b4 M* o# B& y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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3 l$ c& q, q1 \$ s. {8 j'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: ^4 P- m( k, C% u' A* l7 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
) t; x. z$ T% ]4 q# M'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 O7 X9 _2 D. w7 W" u, ]7 `1 Y" X'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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0 N' |& M! `5 @( z& q'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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2 O+ j. o& a; p( h, C[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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