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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % B6 M' S% o/ B; A$ D4 P2 b

$ \0 `2 s; A: x2 P6 _Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 1 A8 ?; \) `& R7 e% x' y* B. N8 z
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
# r& L* C! b( T6 T; M( z" D, Y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
! q# f' C& C2 k$ m0 l' o, W'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
5 u" E, e0 [5 V3 V% n'For reading a book,' she replies $ z; H" B7 t( ]. D
  
1 G& y6 J7 v# |/ T# I" j'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
" c+ h* |5 C% g6 _. r% f  X$ Q  D, u'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 ~, y( x/ k/ _/ p'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
5 W, H" l4 A  h+ r+ Y/ c  w1 @ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 6 `; i0 N- J2 n- w* y
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   % I9 m2 _, v9 Y8 @

! A5 ~, k1 l/ n, `& @'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. ( a2 }8 Q7 b! C7 u% }

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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! @5 C- \- O8 ?  S2 h% s3 K! a[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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