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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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6 G# a% S) g) X9 j9 c) M  i'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ! j  G. [& h0 I! Y9 L; i
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   ( N! K# o9 {" t7 _+ H) b8 m. t
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & K3 |2 q- C0 T* G# t- I
'For reading a book,' she replies ! X5 U; H9 T* l* O: ?+ N- J( ]
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 1 `8 @: D3 O% q  p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' % `2 |( [, q3 j& `. o; u. L
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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9 N# k$ j9 i2 [9 s# _7 V'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   6 u. n: I8 j/ V, |
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. , I9 ^  J; M0 }7 X. X
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   4 Z% l" G# `, L- F# L2 P
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 6 `  J3 T9 X+ k9 D+ w$ {* _! u' n
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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