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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 7 l0 n# x1 X" D. E- C6 j: ?
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' / P, t, {* R. A4 x8 Z
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) U, C" Y$ |# C'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   5 Q2 S' A7 K8 }& v
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
7 v% R- ?! |, [! }0 O0 K$ `, F'For reading a book,' she replies
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7 F( U% N# \6 W2 ~! b% Z' x8 S'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
7 ]- ?2 W) ^  F& m'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 0 P: h+ ~2 g) @. |! v6 X
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
- C6 ]+ Z8 K8 D# d$ o# F6 B 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. / \4 M5 h' S4 n& a' g
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   : m/ ~. P6 n9 p- p" v2 H
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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, d3 h, R$ j5 D" s  J[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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- G* C+ M- D) g7 A2 x[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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