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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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( h ?7 e3 a) p; x" ?/ h+ QAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
# j$ z0 V5 m( h'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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- m0 X8 D/ ]3 d p# K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 6 g5 |$ H. w% J8 t& J! U
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 r) B& W* I2 h# G'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 m5 Z4 S5 A1 v# q. y/ V
'For reading a book,' she replies 8 m0 y. Q( n9 P$ _8 ]
* l, `$ r' S L7 Z+ H. D- L'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. . m# P1 n" J9 m) C
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 U7 q# \0 B# O: b/ C9 `, W'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
# j7 ]$ Q5 c2 w, f; w/ u* m4 h2 h 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. ?! p: U$ c- l) X8 S* X'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ! X7 l; l+ c+ U; P
) X" X2 `1 B+ I" A$ [4 p[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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