Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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; z! u* m2 Z( E* A7 A) VAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
/ Q/ R9 N9 D: z8 h'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 2 ~: }& w  J: C# E0 D' D9 P' J0 B

0 q5 |+ K2 U* t% t'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
6 b: s  w/ M8 O+ j- o9 q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / q6 H/ d( T4 k
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
/ r5 e& ~8 d. V: }& w3 t* E'For reading a book,' she replies ( r7 K4 g# W; ?) [2 B3 \" m

5 u% S( k3 A0 Q4 a! T" J6 X'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
  h$ K" N& B- C$ ^: }'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
$ p0 X* J* z) Y4 j5 ]0 d' T& O'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # q" f- k( d- ]6 f+ y/ {

( g3 i* h- M. U'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
4 X. q. l' ~- b& F 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
' N1 I0 x8 N/ D' C) Q9 q5 o- _'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由秋染红叶于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:24

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:24

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟 · 发表于 2008-11-21 20:22

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan · 发表于 2008-11-21 20:36

vanish · 发表于 2008-11-21 23:32

smart

gep0028 · 发表于 2008-11-23 10:51

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-11-24 02:04

She is right. He has all the equipment.

缠绵雨 · 发表于 2008-11-24 11:35

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