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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. . A! k+ p8 U4 U) [5 u- ~* k. q
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" o. {. ?# w0 }'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   4 O) [* o* L3 H* G0 W
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her * C/ n5 O, F5 ?4 L/ e) ?' r5 [4 n
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   0 r' \7 `1 n# _( q. X8 L4 v
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' . g3 \8 a" i8 u( {* y& s+ w
'For reading a book,' she replies ' Y( I; C" s( l% K( r5 p6 W9 t
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 7 Y* |* p% Z: _: H$ `3 k) v) N0 y5 u
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' & k& k5 W) ^7 l% a' a5 Q- B3 f0 g
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 2 M4 g0 \( ^9 o; L& t( d! ~- I
  
4 `" Y, L7 e' i+ o' j4 {% T'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
* L1 y  h; S0 w, S9 x 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
1 W2 C# P; S- H6 |7 P0 x: u- r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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8 I( }' I1 B0 i3 \2 }% l'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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+ H7 M4 C8 o5 K4 s[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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3 I7 f. n  Y- X, ^: QBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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