Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

; y/ ~0 G9 I: n& JAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: O2 h% J# ?1 F) P7 u1 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
3 P1 M' w5 y6 ~( A9 y' u" v'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 L% a3 j5 [9 K; H  Q) i& A' Z9 _'For reading a book,' she replies
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8 e8 q. [5 [) S5 Y! A0 e5 a: X% U3 m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ a. F% ?( L9 ^0 ~# O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
$ C5 H# @; c4 |7 g4 O# a% X# q6 q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
0 c4 p3 f  C; B* `& D& Y3 K% a 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 W6 v; I& P' t2 d'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

* h3 X8 V! J- l$ }'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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% G8 i- g5 `* c2 ~5 j  m5 P[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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