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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' # q' ?# Q3 F2 i9 B7 h' `% [) T
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her $ N7 Z% i# d+ R+ {0 ~ ^
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
9 K2 P7 D' F7 i'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # ?( K2 `0 w, P- g* U
'For reading a book,' she replies + `& n" A- m7 O/ v) K
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& u/ ~; V/ F: R! T'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
& R# I3 ]( w4 F/ ~4 Z. |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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, S. K' B2 r* F5 ?0 M'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
3 u6 o& M* m( s G+ A1 ^3 n( l 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ) h; s8 {2 q5 d: w' [( p, O
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' % v. V# F) ~' [& W% w/ m
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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