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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. + [/ b" ]. U1 X  g
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
9 J2 S) g7 x1 J2 t'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
. o* N7 X* y" }& l4 s0 ]6 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
9 ~8 H( H! ?3 d5 r7 [+ y" R7 k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 1 ?' O% a0 O6 z! @3 v3 o& g# X
'For reading a book,' she replies " c' T5 s+ z4 g* u
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
- Q, x( y9 G- M. E'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- o9 Z  ]" W. u; h0 p'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 2 o- s( c% B2 O+ h% [
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
$ i+ T( f/ W+ U: I9 P1 B6 W+ m( k 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.   }. u2 Q! ]+ Q  O  g2 ~( I& m! h
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ) S2 b% }% O/ e- [  B/ z
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. * i2 r: ~+ U9 u2 J

, c3 \8 @9 c% ^* m7 NBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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