Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
2 b) K; T' j% `0 z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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' h& ~7 [9 [3 @( s' F0 p3 {'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
! ~* b9 |6 s5 P, K$ ^1 P# F'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( r* s$ t4 Q8 ~+ {( |# W+ S'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
+ u' c9 S& \% k'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
) A4 K* J3 E$ ^* E  a 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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