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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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# M% p+ k9 ~5 jAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
$ L! H) r& l2 H! d5 N8 Y'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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) ~+ Y& O5 M. R* o- S, U" F'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
8 c: d! A5 P1 c* k2 h: c! [/ R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
" c% S6 |' L) F  T9 K, A+ y'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 Q: [+ `9 T; ^& U# {) g( [2 g* |! e
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. . S% @! C2 e/ P1 B  Y' P- z$ B, S
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ' X* j$ B7 n8 W6 e- E% \
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' + {0 i6 C1 P( z% a  [
  
1 B* s! W" s6 ?$ c8 }'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   5 N4 c0 G" O- ], W" F
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ! i3 b- h; S( \: V0 g
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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3 }8 v% d* [+ T, f* ]( u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. ) k5 H6 i* f1 X. S0 x. n
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But a funny story. % R: S2 {' q8 n  M: t0 n2 J/ H

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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