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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 1 s. W! H, l. @, v
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   $ ^$ y* f4 W- }+ q
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ' J0 l  R  P8 q5 x( s
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   9 Z; T! _  b% R) l: |) j9 a6 P
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
% V2 I! |5 V+ h4 j! v/ C'For reading a book,' she replies
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# Z4 y& ]' w' e$ M) U5 R/ w'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 1 V9 Z! W0 h% `  P  M4 l
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
+ p" t% S2 T( _$ D'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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& q/ Z% o" j; O+ ~'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
  M3 q# G9 o$ A1 @$ [ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
4 ^9 A) A2 u' r: q2 ~' I'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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  x4 T4 m/ M) h: C7 ]'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. ' F" L2 x1 s! ]
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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