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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ; @4 g4 G$ v- D' x* [4 a6 E- a
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 1 [6 S) G9 e1 M* T$ ~7 G
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   " L. K5 ?  X2 J
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
7 w2 Y7 K8 ]% s0 t" P, ?; r'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
5 z0 i6 @) L& q, S, N2 _1 I  E'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : R. a: q' i; N: L1 f! w' D4 R
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ( }% G* b$ u( A0 n$ ~3 e0 Q9 X
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ' `/ e0 O2 W! T" {# X
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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. C, F. e: B: K'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
) a) N& R7 h5 s0 N& b$ b 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
" f3 N+ c2 V- U3 z' C) Q) V7 o1 p'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   5 K, t! {& ~4 r  [2 [
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 5 ?5 Y" Y9 D3 Y" b

9 j; \; m: t6 ~2 ^5 lBut a funny story. % a4 \" V( \# ]3 S
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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