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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' + E' Y) ~+ Q, ?5 B
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 2 S( z) v7 O8 d. [- `
8 q, I/ ?3 U2 h7 i& b0 W! p9 l'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
, o0 D% W2 p6 m'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 4 O0 V& }$ s) i- x6 T% h: {! d
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' * z) M7 ?7 y/ N) N* o" T3 z
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 6 z9 K7 X) c5 S1 F& } H* A
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
) b; `/ e% ]. |+ h'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 9 {" v7 b7 b5 j9 B+ ?2 R7 ` T( j
+ X; c3 |% o5 b/ c) V'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
' l* ?1 P0 o Z# V: Z$ r 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 7 ^& F8 r) ?. l; R7 p) R4 @
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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) _ a. {" f9 Z) o8 z3 x'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. / F. A0 D$ D" p3 I+ x
q+ y& U, _# c! h) q4 O. {[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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