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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
$ s" ?7 |# F6 O- u'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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0 i8 W: ^6 K7 Q! r6 X0 I T'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ( c2 ?- C4 P( k1 m' y d' J1 t
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; _+ ]* {. ~! W r' z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 a2 a/ E6 H* p3 e'For reading a book,' she replies ; R: J. V( F4 f# I! N
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 8 Y" s! b. c# ~0 c% ?0 @/ Y; b* d
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 B0 m0 K* {/ P9 F, G5 k- A4 }'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ( Y* {: n! N7 {3 A" A
$ \5 {) Z( e; E4 G'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. $ W$ \ E4 W1 A' g2 x+ p$ C& ?% p
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ( l- i9 e+ P) S2 }; e1 y9 D, D
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 4 c3 P1 Y% h2 d
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