Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 L! V/ {" g. b4 w/ U1 q+ l: {'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

8 A) w5 K# l1 B! w  q$ k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- _) |5 [4 O% C/ A2 A'For reading a book,' she replies
  
" z6 ?5 o6 f! Y* ?9 ~'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ n0 Q, c0 p# j' n2 ['I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
  F2 u- u, B7 {/ ~! ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

& z; U$ X5 h$ Z9 n+ t0 C/ S'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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: Z+ N& F8 v# J. }  k( n$ h4 oBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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1 u3 z: `1 y4 x$ N[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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