Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

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8 I& L! o5 W) L0 u'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

  W, V2 p: |3 M: v9 E5 g' J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 {; `: A) R7 p* e: W9 K- V'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
8 G. `/ u4 f. U5 V9 U  Y. s5 v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
7 q# ]" X' y2 m* i" C( I1 u) H3 |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

" O# }; [& X% L4 r7 |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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. L" v! J: z. k$ h3 R: |[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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