Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
& E9 p# k$ s7 @'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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3 ~" \7 @- m" u3 m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  B' J- [# M- u7 Y' Q! N. k" ~'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  V# l, h3 k. `! p+ O'For reading a book,' she replies
  
, H% ]+ c  {7 J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
. |5 U  @4 r3 |# v5 _- Z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
/ s: p, O  j( ~( Z! y7 g/ R& `0 ~'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
# Y1 E' T; \9 \'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
0 a: l5 U; `1 J' J 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

, _" p  s6 Y  V: |; J: R$ o[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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