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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ' u% e: r. M* v8 g! F, t( [
2 {. e! m( N0 e2 h S% OAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
/ o% h# z0 D3 N8 @% H7 S* V'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') - p- U7 t; K1 G
o: [+ q; ]+ {/ g0 v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
H6 r$ Y4 x7 q# L1 |- j'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# m, ^# G, Y& z( d% L! A( [ L# z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' , L1 ]( r! j5 a
'For reading a book,' she replies - M ?6 x. S) P) Q( `. F U
5 |# F; k; ^+ i'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
/ D2 B0 U5 |6 k& N'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 i9 h0 Y- E' o U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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! d) R7 Y1 V9 F'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
/ t% |1 u* D# k, Z) o# B 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
$ _2 \& g: P# F3 {# I E3 Z8 f% j'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' . P3 h2 F- S, s7 y
0 m, k/ K5 q! ?' i'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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