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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 9 `" a" F) j8 N9 x& O
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 7 j7 g: A( ~4 o- W/ Z6 }
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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3 r0 C: Y; h/ g: K8 ?5 @'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 5 N$ B; g" ]0 L6 o
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 u$ h1 `- N( L* u$ C. T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
* ~! C# i* k$ \" C5 m5 a: }1 ~1 Q'For reading a book,' she replies
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, U- t3 O: r: `/ s/ o'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 7 Q, l0 j4 R n, C
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 {/ m4 M* e9 |6 S; O6 k+ C( r# T* R
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ; K, ^! S) A) z5 h H
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
" f1 L! z; c- @1 M'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' * X- H( J+ ~" z- Y/ x4 [: Z, E: u2 Q
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ' A: i* P* j) |
0 p* v: I* T$ p6 R% \2 }: Y[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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