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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 4 A& }( A9 h* h7 g

( \6 f6 h5 d; a. PAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
0 n3 M) Q& S; \4 x! `/ x4 m'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ; @0 m) z# r. ^( d  F5 q9 G
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
# X& F) ^. `+ g' U8 A/ r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' % f. a7 Y4 C( P2 [$ Z0 \
'For reading a book,' she replies $ [" L+ H  s4 ?  Y. }( S0 r/ k# s- s
  
- p! J4 W, |/ a4 z  k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ Y4 E/ B( D1 v  I" ~'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : x0 K% A) V8 O4 C0 `: Y* y
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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8 B: [; L+ m/ P: C% m: t'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   : D& H  u  Y& O/ w$ N5 c" e" k
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 0 M' T7 p7 {1 n( r
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   : A9 F% j4 K* z! E. n
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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3 g# M( s* E, u[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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# x) Z, \. F- w- ]9 [" ?' x! C[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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