Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

  H6 A5 A) @5 T1 @% F, B0 S4 f- r  Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
; @7 P4 _$ d" u3 ?8 s0 t8 h! T7 o'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 W0 |# c7 k1 I) k& K& |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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- g7 x  {) |8 V. s6 o'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
9 Y6 n1 G6 j$ @. q 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

1 N0 |" R+ B/ r0 z& R1 S'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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& _4 B3 N) ~' t4 `/ V* s6 g  Z; cBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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9 g5 S: g1 n5 d% h/ b* d9 K) a[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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