Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

, d$ ?8 ]2 {% wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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$ L2 R+ o6 U7 c3 M7 @" i'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
" S, @0 Q/ ]7 D! u) q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
+ W/ p) o% ^1 ~% {6 k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: W2 ?' b& B$ [8 s: M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
  n6 B% t/ N! I+ V& Y 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
  K; E" ]* T# y5 z3 O( R'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

9 f% }+ c* ^) u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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7 F% {" @- I8 Q6 o[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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$ ]( A. G: I9 x# c' TBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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2 O' e2 A, w6 [[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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