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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
, a# a9 \: |9 D& O9 a' \; H'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ' y3 ^+ p$ @" w, R1 Y
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   % g1 U* K% p  M4 q- [: r
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' , f) U) P& }  S- t, `
'For reading a book,' she replies
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( A5 u3 l0 r1 [" S+ q* }# D; E* `'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( }6 c, S+ y" `4 G8 _4 a& H'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' - V: x3 M4 ^$ v; K; \+ [
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'   B) h8 ]$ C/ ?; K2 f& K
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
! V; r' S0 [" d3 t) p3 B 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
% C, ~' v$ I. o0 f* ~4 X, {" b'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   - {3 K- q! f5 U$ Z6 k
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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:)
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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6 s2 C; ]0 f; s[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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