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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ; T, j8 |2 c b: ^
2 M" V( _8 b) [9 p3 aAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' , E; L* ?2 f; K; A4 z/ F/ j
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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4 O& d4 A4 ?+ b0 f; ?& q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 e+ _' q* I) X/ j7 i' c: S( N+ D'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ) F! Y$ }1 ]6 [1 h8 L0 a
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
' j2 _+ S8 ?" R& U0 w'For reading a book,' she replies $ P4 ]5 j; {- H. v% @' b
, [. v6 x7 ]+ c' K$ N. Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. " G% X2 t; h$ m7 x% y
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' " o4 [! f, I$ `7 E: e+ v5 j G
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 5 F5 c$ v6 C' f/ N
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. : Q4 H( J- Z/ x) u+ @% P" n( ~6 L
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' * V5 j4 c5 |& l {: u, D8 A
4 I# O' L5 C1 d+ E4 ?7 l'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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+ W0 d' z& ]) n* x$ `[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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