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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ' D$ v, F/ z1 ]$ ^5 ]
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' " g; |9 f/ D( j: ~2 M# {+ U
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   - L  t. k. U4 X4 r
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ K! U4 M' e4 N" n  @) n; B4 E8 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
5 T  d; A! a2 b5 P. R/ @- A'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 l. P. G1 Q3 }( c1 _3 c1 Y* S
'For reading a book,' she replies 7 R2 |. \2 e: n% X( J/ k
  
2 f: {! w7 H+ k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. & M; K+ }: s$ N; D& b
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; d& Y. c) X2 ^7 f5 N* v  Q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # i) ~- e; _+ G; d& F7 Q6 G
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
5 Q" }1 `* k/ v, \# C; u, ` 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 0 y" I1 B% I% e+ ~+ V% P
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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1 ?6 Z8 g# P& F9 E# Q! q'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. - b% b0 ?4 u. X. S* [
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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