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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' , g% Q/ L7 Z+ ~6 u: V9 m; `( z
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') , G5 I5 ?, g3 U9 _) w g4 }8 }
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
( L+ W7 M+ F/ z! }'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' . f; r$ L e; ]# o
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
" O5 K" {5 X( f2 ]. \ H& i% W'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 y/ p/ x/ S4 U8 a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 B$ ~$ B$ P/ b; A' k; i+ |/ g
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 6 ?3 D5 v: f' f. ?# z- K
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 7 Y1 i+ S, r. L# |( F$ |+ T
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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