Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

2 p% K# i2 U5 _6 K7 ?3 W* l0 ]Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
  P0 Z  c) ]3 Q. A'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
! m% a" ]( Q' R# c1 O4 T'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
6 J! \+ E; g+ W* d3 h' T3 o'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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0 m3 ~8 P, a. [; l9 X/ `% Q; H: n'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
. u$ x+ B; n& b'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
% Q2 \% x& t1 p+ Y7 B% d" S! N! u'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
. l1 P" q$ }7 j1 a( { 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. ^! P& W$ T  C'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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$ e) z9 S% B0 ^7 R'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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5 ?9 z  \% a& @[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

. X$ I7 o& n3 SBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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5 E: K7 ]$ R8 f- O" G[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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