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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'   i# M- h7 Q- _, j' A
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her / x  F& I# l1 A) T- J
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   1 x; t8 o+ H) x8 H
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
' ?7 Q; o. b( A+ j'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 4 y% @! d  {' G' }+ v. f
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
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  R+ d: t" y( d  h6 V: m'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   ; I! |+ l$ j: \; ]0 d; N) ?
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 8 g( ?8 l0 b) [" p' D8 e
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   6 a( y- l9 x3 ~) ^2 s
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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. ^2 t6 ?+ J; M9 e- g0 i[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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" I; f$ _0 g7 v9 wBut a funny story. + [& _% U8 z% P0 I& p; G. v3 S; u
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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