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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ) A# n4 H6 H" r% ]$ P- a! j
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' : P. d9 d6 e( Z2 }, e
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ! X5 P* A+ M# J) s4 P" _2 R
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
) |% u* d+ S$ p2 X2 O: I$ ~  W'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' / `5 r  g  K! A0 P9 }
'For reading a book,' she replies + y5 g& f& U0 l. J) r# U) w
  
* X5 Q, \' Z4 h4 e- M1 a* r'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
9 ?9 u( I/ F0 j6 I'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 j$ S$ Z' [( |7 z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' . c4 C" k$ X3 L' j* j
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
3 Y" Q# c; S8 P: m8 Q6 ?  x% ~1 N% B 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ! M0 P/ r' U! i/ q! `  `
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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7 P; Q9 d! V/ h  a$ h. h9 l  K& W'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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% c2 p. g2 o# d' [# }& r/ sBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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; A7 e3 j0 F& X* Y8 t[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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