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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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& ?) H5 d) f. X) y1 N! R; L) HAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' + T7 F4 T- |1 d4 ^. W- Q
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   : p% n, h4 l4 o6 ^6 I
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ( {7 t! K+ S7 ]1 V8 |3 p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   - m7 |$ Z1 W8 p9 G  ~2 ?' X8 Z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
! E: r0 _0 s/ o'For reading a book,' she replies 6 u9 ~& o9 F8 H! k: a; e: v  @% k
  
" ~% C0 _& H6 J( ]# r% I'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. # V( q2 Z: W. M( B& z7 n! D3 T
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' # x" F9 X9 `* g! X: }
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " j: o0 X9 a5 N; u" a& a
  
/ ?; C9 T- ?) \& @' S'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   # J; g# C% j9 |! l% T- e
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 6 w: C* d1 j, [& n
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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" x+ z/ e5 S. W. {1 E0 d8 S'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.   J- _( n* P# v/ h0 a

3 }* J+ j1 |+ T5 N) ~9 E) RBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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$ i4 z  m( k  _% m[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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