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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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4 b& o! G* z( AAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
$ [" v: } M4 J0 ?; C'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
1 Y8 e1 N5 j8 t) K; Y- }; F7 M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ) |/ V+ j- n2 F4 \' @0 U( w: o0 ?$ J2 ^
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 G* O/ X, I+ t. O
'For reading a book,' she replies 9 L# `0 d |* S' B0 Q$ l/ N4 m
: Y* x& w j6 y/ w+ C* w7 F# I'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 7 [' ?. G5 b/ \3 u6 s4 H3 n3 n; r
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 k# X7 @7 c' r6 w" D# ?'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 4 o/ p" p: D( b2 Y! O# M
$ a* B+ T( y$ m. K0 X'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 9 d+ r6 m3 h7 @8 F6 t
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. & H$ |, S6 u, [7 _6 j
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 7 D7 z1 W. |' R* l9 u+ u
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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