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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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7 _& {! P. |2 x; l, \) [. ?Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ) j# ]: Q: t7 T2 d4 v
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her , [ M# t2 T" @8 ]/ v
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# B5 C/ e( F. c w'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 9 b# r8 S5 f) d3 n5 [* Q) h. a$ {
'For reading a book,' she replies $ A$ _( C! `' w% ` {
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& v/ ]2 M4 f7 n+ \$ v'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 ^# c0 ^: Z- M, R+ \: e
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : k, k) d& S0 g" [3 ^
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
- c# N# w2 j/ z" D: J& v 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
% S+ o+ C! h! }( E) H' F" k'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' : A2 W9 v9 C' }! b. m
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. . B+ r% s9 b. c; H
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