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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
/ J# w8 [% F8 l' G; z. o- f'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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* Z1 C! D% L5 M'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her % k8 U0 M% F1 ~! L
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
& L# P2 b: ], ?# j; D7 y; C'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
' Q9 z/ h6 L! `3 [+ W" @; }'For reading a book,' she replies $ s" [( L2 ^ F% _8 y0 F
& D2 A8 ~, l6 q& Q. N$ h/ s# ]'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
0 H' F5 h$ D' J* C4 t/ N0 a/ I'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
' h' L5 |0 q. Z* X0 d' s'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ! O8 k7 Z6 R- ?
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
0 g, s) Q0 S. l8 r% _ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 6 }0 A; q; ]8 R3 a7 N
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' : a7 ?5 s9 F+ X; j* L9 I
# `0 {- Z7 T6 p- T'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 0 \6 L9 w* v* X" l: c' S/ Y
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