Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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7 Q) j/ K+ f5 C1 B3 ~0 bAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* r2 M) K1 e: o" q' i& J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
7 }- _) B) h1 n'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 z! M$ w; q! r$ G2 }'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ i' R3 n% S; i/ A, o2 p) Q( k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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) m7 S+ C& m1 c0 L: K- ^'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

. [0 o2 B$ N* w7 o2 f; k'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

" C. g. j1 Z2 a0 [  q% }7 ?[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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5 ~  k" }- J  \5 p) K[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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