Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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+ y! |+ b7 w0 T7 `+ b* }Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 }- h8 f( L2 j3 a4 g# j- s'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* T/ g" K& L# ~" ?'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 _4 P: G" [+ ]+ ?'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
  g2 L! K7 P- H/ E'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 z4 b7 W9 y# q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
' U4 L; Z$ }1 O6 [; B' D 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

  s/ q! G; i- U" F" b0 Y* J7 |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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