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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. " D7 y) Z3 y+ _
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 5 j' Z& t7 K* b U* Q9 G/ H. z
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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8 x0 O; ]* V! l, N& M'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her & k. V- _3 s4 l; Y( F! O8 u5 F1 U
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / g- G; z3 p3 w
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " q9 A F8 e3 {; r8 K/ \9 k
'For reading a book,' she replies ; j- a/ X' }' C) I) R
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 0 {3 J6 j' }4 B$ ~) u
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! P0 ^, C( }8 Z7 u0 z/ J! L4 L: p'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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" K2 n0 `8 I2 g) o8 C$ Z/ Q/ t/ l$ S6 W'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. * P9 {3 X$ s3 E# Z5 _4 e% V. o
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
1 o/ K0 U; Z' p8 Y$ s9 g$ ]! `# j'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' / R1 c0 N& [ b; I% k+ y
( d: q% Z! |$ [" z/ q$ C'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. / N% L& F3 S0 C* Q& {, J9 @, q7 H: b
7 O: r3 `6 J; J$ O7 ]' C9 m* N[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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