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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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/ b3 l' o5 {0 t% d: B. x7 m2 ^Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ' {5 a$ S+ Z8 ?
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
' O x) P2 ?! P u* B6 C$ K'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' $ V7 m8 n1 h2 C* f
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' , W! ^4 t# E1 A% Y% _0 W |
'For reading a book,' she replies
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9 @/ R( W( e7 G, z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. / d4 s. Y: `, Y" e0 `" }8 w
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / V3 a% J; C+ C# M
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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2 [8 G% S( x4 A6 O; b9 J7 f8 n'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 3 P) i. f- }8 Z: D. {) G
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 0 }/ T$ p# }" @) [
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' - E) K7 [$ ?; j5 \5 z
/ O- {7 W; Y$ z9 W8 |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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! h/ q$ `' F* u/ D2 m[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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