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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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" D2 `" j0 @+ A2 ?Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ( P- R5 h9 w% ^; h# x, F; |
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   / k& X5 y* c7 j2 T$ \

6 N/ n; |& \+ \* t'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
- ?- ?$ d! ?+ e4 [/ C'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   ' r# p) u3 U. L0 u  D  U5 C
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 K: W3 P6 R& K+ P" P; N: h( r'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ! ~, ]7 Z4 b' p1 |" |. W  `
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : B7 J- W- [+ h* L' h, I
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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0 z% Q- W2 W/ B'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
5 k6 P% v8 \1 o. O$ @. w 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) J* Q" W6 q. k9 D( I'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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7 F2 s7 q% b  o' d& k* A'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 5 V3 d7 q/ d3 A( I( ~6 s

5 W' v) b* t1 p  a, L" i0 C( HBut a funny story.   ]1 D4 k( e+ X$ i- [0 }
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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