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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" e9 `8 V) ~+ i3 m M'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 0 d1 \- E: I& u$ V
9 j5 @$ {- S8 z; U/ F! g'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 0 e. Q8 b5 x/ f: L3 V
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' & v) n! w5 P5 U4 {
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ' G( w3 b c; h
'For reading a book,' she replies 5 ]9 N7 O A; o
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. # g; `( n: u# D0 o) M3 p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
$ O) d% _+ u, @& e'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ( [ u4 F; Y" Y2 m: E5 S) X
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 9 \* z3 S5 |- R i2 o3 {
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. s8 F5 M% d1 Z( a'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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9 k: e C) L7 R; u[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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