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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 5 K/ C' U5 M/ @
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 9 Y+ J8 L! n5 w! a: u6 N
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ' G3 z9 O8 b6 t# p* M6 v
) \- i4 {) |# Y0 u# i- J: v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her / i6 U4 S0 _, t# ~5 }7 b1 t
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 3 F' b5 A* M# f7 c: ?! \1 e0 J- Z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # a4 W; {: U/ l, B* Z1 @6 t
'For reading a book,' she replies & g# I- a" c d0 K0 Y/ t
: I N `4 ?" \4 J6 m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
% _& d1 k* A5 @: Q# E2 E6 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 9 Y5 B# z& J% z% o9 p- ]6 \; y
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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6 l: H _/ a9 f- u'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 1 h+ ?" e4 j6 ?1 C% g( \; [ k
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
0 e7 |) H9 v4 O; j8 R6 _9 R'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ; P+ I) f: u+ w) j4 N" b
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 3 \/ x5 c+ D2 y6 l/ c. \/ @) p7 a: G
$ G0 O4 m4 P3 u- R d: w2 P% r[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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