Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

3 }$ z" V! e& R5 SAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ X7 U- @. h# ~'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
6 e. K6 [  \% b'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
" B( Q5 D2 [1 a% \2 N8 R# h- z* u: f'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) v9 P& C$ D4 N7 A" x, K'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- C1 b0 r' E! s; d( P+ R6 g, J'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

. Z$ h, e- ]: L'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

& J! V. ?% r# o8 {[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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7 J! B  x+ c! {9 r3 j$ |. Z[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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