Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

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- v8 J2 }; D# c0 f" G' t1 K) E'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ ^8 d, j$ q  V3 z# `9 F, D'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
" H. L0 D; i/ P5 t# E! s$ b'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
" T2 ?& }/ U# o'For reading a book,' she replies
  
3 j8 u3 S2 s# A) n'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
5 t- b0 v2 Z% w. q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 K+ a- u; z6 P) B'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
& ~. \0 d5 d. \; n* H8 N/ q 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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) r# H( O+ x1 d0 B" m1 w[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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