Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
2 b! {' H/ ]& {8 B8 j1 S2 z'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
6 z% G9 }: _( @, T3 @  i0 U& I# l'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# x+ z1 {, [' G$ T0 a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
$ ]- u$ T, h* I- h 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. ]! u6 J% [' r0 m% ^3 P0 {) P* Q'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

; Q9 E6 y  T7 z. m" ^8 H. g[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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7 k) J% X2 P& U! g# @[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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