Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
& F. b; I! ~2 @; e% c! m'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, @( }1 \# y) s, c'For reading a book,' she replies
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2 t" |. m7 J8 S8 }$ @- \8 d' D'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) E& x0 W& o" u6 O$ H'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( {: v! d7 P5 M* |3 {# p'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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, E6 i' W$ ^) b'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
6 x+ o- |# S- K! c8 H" c) ]3 ['That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

) D6 l& b% L/ `& A4 s'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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' o. i9 a9 V: Q  d, p[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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4 g1 r+ F& g, n$ y5 n4 [3 e7 n7 IBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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3 L- H$ C( s8 R& f[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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