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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 7 ?2 p, O: [4 m' D1 G7 f6 N
6 T" Q, F: Y, X0 I+ P: dAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 2 N$ v1 |# y2 {" V0 f) Y8 _4 ]+ B
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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8 p' q7 ?, N) W: [ S'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her / m1 [# u* C1 v" y& ]% p2 i& \2 v
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 k, _" E# v& I0 O, P+ l
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
* S6 U% w3 _# `6 K. Y7 a( F3 K! ~& p'For reading a book,' she replies $ o* G* u# W3 w1 N a8 H2 ~+ q
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; R$ F& F- Z# g" M3 T'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
, E% ]$ `! O' l+ g! L5 K5 y'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 8 u# ^, r5 i# W+ f* A2 I0 v& [3 H0 ~; r
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
' o3 Z3 e" R. Q'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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% d5 \- I1 [) u# K1 I8 n0 e'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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