Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
2 |. Q( s. Y! e  i% r'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
, S/ o. D4 Z: i& \- L5 z" N' ['Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- Q% @  ]: |+ v3 q. p. R5 d& |'For reading a book,' she replies
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  y' A& b& ]/ Z) Q% I'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: C5 X! E# N. C% i' N$ D4 L3 h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: Y# ^+ G8 p: g& C! t& m'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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8 o, N8 ^7 l; E# C'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) W' @! J6 G+ u; i'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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! O$ y3 u+ s! K. s, a# }) yBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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