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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 1 Z3 `8 C( H3 T2 \- p9 I3 }

1 d; l+ D2 F: g" m: l. ~* ~2 ^# OAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 I& L! o5 W) L0 u'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   . n9 G! N  }# p7 J8 h

  W, V2 p: |3 M: v9 E5 g' J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 {; `: A) R7 p* e: W9 K- V'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   7 b5 R+ M( K- U5 L3 x, d
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " V. G6 o2 U$ Q6 R+ K  y8 c
'For reading a book,' she replies ( V2 A' |) I! n. i( I
  
8 G. `/ u4 f. U5 V9 U  Y. s5 v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
7 q# ]" X' y2 m* i" C( I1 u) H3 |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : B! F, C* F5 H) ?
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   + q2 C, U$ ?, D2 }$ j. {( j
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. & p+ `( V6 k4 C7 V5 h
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   5 e! ?# q* @' T+ R

" O# }; [& X% L4 r7 |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 0 l7 M$ m& P7 Q2 J1 ?, f. i! R
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But a funny story. ; L( g$ ?7 G+ J; i
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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