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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. $ t5 \% L" A6 N; M4 l2 c+ H
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
& u6 v) G9 k' w9 ['Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   8 \6 n4 C% L, k* H
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 I) o: N. @& A6 z; j3 J& Z" B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  J# u  J+ _( J- J) X0 L'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
4 g8 P0 }3 \' _# |. r0 Q'For reading a book,' she replies   ^0 q) I$ x; U) k1 w5 ^$ Y- ^
  
) g3 T9 I; I8 D5 f1 b'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
0 L3 F% U0 r; |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 6 m/ d! }0 K9 d, a2 T! Z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   * C8 Y& z" I4 q3 a
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 0 u0 f9 f5 q8 l$ ?; P8 c/ q3 Q# Y, w9 f
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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$ R+ G( [! Y9 C( \- j- Z'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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& A4 R& D# a, z- VBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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