Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

4 _" c  H7 e! }" a- vAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

; j. ^5 ]$ x7 s+ Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
$ `: N2 a& R9 H( o( O- }5 j" v' E- }'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
+ S) e7 u7 S- g( c3 G  N/ e7 T'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
9 A' }) W# a! ?( I7 }& `: z! A" P'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
  }3 v) s4 G7 A+ N2 G'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
: F* @9 A7 z3 n7 B1 ]! d5 |4 |, f'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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: M! _& U/ O* x+ W' {'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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! _" X; K; B8 O+ a3 P1 B[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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0 G5 {/ Q  e; ~" C5 v4 bBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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) U' x: L: ~+ N# E7 }[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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