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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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, W: N/ K9 i* J. d0 m, }7 NAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' " v# t* k) ~$ `
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 5 U! Z$ _! P7 L3 y- t; G U
- ^3 C) k1 l- I; `$ s! r8 S'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 3 w3 g, i. E2 w' R8 z
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' n8 E, u8 g0 ~7 j( ]! I4 E+ B) ^
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " I4 G; ?: H& R7 B& X [$ L8 h" E
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. " R5 f$ p7 V$ k a1 y4 L
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: c* b2 i. W7 q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ) E4 y8 n \+ k) t( q' [9 v; ~' @+ }' L
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. + }) y* f% K, | V
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' . E Z8 }; X* W1 f+ @7 R# \ y4 ?
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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