Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

- K; L) r+ ^4 J* J2 B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 T/ q9 o& s! W. X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
) B7 V9 t1 m; O8 ?* T, B+ k7 t'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
+ K+ {; q  E) T'For reading a book,' she replies
  
, }0 f5 U. t. F& ?: g2 A5 w5 V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
9 o1 U, R$ k" x) l3 _- s' ~  G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
+ ?, Z+ Q# A. J7 H; F9 n1 e$ b6 [% z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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5 B/ b* b3 o& p  T5 Q'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
1 U/ O7 p" E, e; a5 d/ g. V: ~ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ C# v, ]% S5 ]" Y1 i1 z$ Q" Z5 b. D9 W; R'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

( D: w* s9 |0 J3 r; F'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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