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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. $ n' q$ @- e3 V3 a% f5 \8 m0 M0 H
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ' s; |/ c5 a; Q  k
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   3 ~6 D- G" `/ N+ m. |8 K7 B

% \' J! [$ Q; b$ D! F  X& [, Z4 d# G'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
. J# b3 H; L- G) A+ z7 @'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   % S$ i7 \0 ^" m
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 2 d8 N, i0 i, b$ G3 H( a) \( D# Y
'For reading a book,' she replies # k8 i0 p3 q' d
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
. x! l# \/ y! d$ M/ z& C4 J" W'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- M) Y  {  g  p; z- R'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 3 {7 y4 F3 K, W! y& ]3 k; l/ G  Y
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   * S5 G8 Y; [0 e3 u( `- F7 |" ^# `
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
: S* P$ T2 d' h& {" A  u9 ~'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ' q' ^6 V2 {3 m1 s/ j9 c/ U! Z# Y+ T% F
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. - ^7 v$ Q2 |$ l3 H$ }- b
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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