Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
# C7 ?+ k  a" [2 Q'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

9 [* z# L1 V. l* W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
  a" a( j! Y0 r4 g0 w'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  A) d9 e) J) d3 M4 a4 E$ ['Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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, Y5 a- t1 \  w'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ ~  L  ^' A" X' x! w9 y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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5 x4 n/ V- ?% J* S$ i'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
7 ?* _6 ?% }- V, b  U 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ B  L2 ]) z: x# U: Z8 R'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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