Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
& u6 v) G9 k' w9 ['Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 I) o: N. @& A6 z; j3 J& Z" B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  J# u  J+ _( J- J) X0 L'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
4 g8 P0 }3 \' _# |. r0 Q'For reading a book,' she replies
  
) g3 T9 I; I8 D5 f1 b'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
0 L3 F% U0 r; |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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$ R+ G( [! Y9 C( \- j- Z'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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5 R+ ]5 v1 a8 p, R- t[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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& A4 R& D# a, z- VBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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