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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ) X- K# o% y+ [& U
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') # J4 u' i0 ?, J% ]
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
; Z$ Q. H) [* I. U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ( i3 x: @+ |0 }' o; m ? r& C
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
8 C4 X) C. h' g/ g/ l7 R" r+ k( t'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ C( P8 k5 |6 d& {; H'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 9 W9 B$ n8 a0 a- G% D
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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% j' \4 k, \) M& o* M$ Q'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 6 ?# k2 B8 J- {0 A0 C( d
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
, y1 d+ f Y9 R( E8 k'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' - }) C$ @- l8 \$ W/ V
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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