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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 2 m: y/ p( d2 {7 d- q! s. n

# X( j! ^4 w3 v9 s) @0 K: QAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 V" R) r* |" Y6 l. a0 k. Z1 ^3 \; K'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   1 F; G4 w1 X+ o0 f
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 3 \5 V% l2 V7 j9 M; X
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'     b: s) |; T# h0 Q# B1 H( d) k
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' + v- w9 l0 l; q0 x* S8 b# J: p* ]
'For reading a book,' she replies ) t) z0 M1 U+ X4 ~+ E- d
  
! q& x+ W) c& l5 z3 ^/ x& J8 Y) I+ |'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
- I1 m8 F; {$ b0 h0 ^4 ^5 p8 O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' . }6 P5 A1 ?8 E! [! z# @
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 S+ y2 f9 c0 @9 h
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
6 ?0 f) g8 t2 w' s2 B; Q 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ) z- [& R  f& C( A
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ' U( D( ^" ]5 K# }1 J5 B
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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& m: \# o0 a# _; _% p. _But a funny story. 9 k) P2 ?7 ]; k9 V" N

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK  b0 Y8 k6 f: g0 Q" a% d

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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