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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
4 [- y2 F1 I, B; _0 p$ k'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')     Y! X1 N% M( ?1 A! l

0 G1 ]' V" K. Z4 V; ^'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her # d4 G  m0 n" h) q, c5 c8 U( B  r
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   - G% L( ]2 c% A2 }1 L5 D- }2 q- c
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
# J7 Y0 E4 w+ I/ Z'For reading a book,' she replies
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) _* V: g* ]3 B, d: V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. , ^% y* s" A3 G# y1 w6 P
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : L* S) g. V5 i& h& A* |4 T
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' % ]" l) `& K- K- l
  
  [, P5 K  O8 C$ x8 S7 I6 y( r: @'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
' ]- r& C* y9 L! N6 Y) @ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. # n9 a8 E- I: O# n
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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:)
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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