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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 4 H \- @5 I, @/ _3 ?7 C, b
; D, V& e$ A* [6 t' I1 A+ fAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' , e- r* Y0 t# h$ @8 [
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ) m t) m C* j. i ?0 t) H
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 2 W: H) H/ }( N/ U
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 4 v; W; F5 x0 W4 G
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
4 D. f4 f X, k1 F: \% z'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
7 U: L( z/ {4 e. |2 e- I8 i+ n'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 r J. g8 ~: `" }! Z& r/ Q' Z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 ^1 w; \; Q' H& f7 N y
3 o6 C* g1 Y8 X# W' t! l'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
) C9 |! r. Q# b# M; C 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* k& H% ^/ z; I'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ( W$ N1 R+ A1 H0 m
& E# l0 U. t5 ^- Y$ }2 A'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 2 v2 {) {, u" n3 p2 }- b3 o$ k# M
5 b( k1 a& X O5 Q+ c8 `0 J }7 {[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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