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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. {; D2 p3 G: Z3 U. T' G
9 b2 X2 ~* C! L# g' {4 E! V w* KAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 1 {8 n. T( B8 H, K3 R7 U
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') " j' R* a6 q; s! W% `" Z3 e8 ~/ [
0 A: {' s7 O2 p$ B ]: g* Y'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* y. p$ b' F0 X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 C5 I+ j/ c1 Z7 t
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ' w. q1 ]: @$ F/ g. C! C
'For reading a book,' she replies
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3 }/ B( q/ O6 ]# _'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. # _# K$ @5 \, i Y7 I7 a
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
. b( t# T: U+ x. o$ x ]'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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( ? N7 m9 a& j'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
. B9 o. r' y7 Q# g" @: J1 ^5 Q2 | 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
8 z. V4 P1 O3 Y+ ^ Q5 H/ H'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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$ H0 S- U: C* b) T'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. * p9 |6 m$ X E$ Q; D4 k/ \5 [
# _0 L# R! t6 }& J# Y$ x/ Q7 ~/ r[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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