Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% j. `& G9 [6 g9 s( v( z'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* ^) _& \9 n( ]. s8 L# C'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
2 [( J# \* W& C'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: ~/ ?; G: \% b5 J, ?; J& D9 p'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
  h$ y" V% S* M* [; u'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
& k  K5 [- d' v- Z'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
5 e, Q' z: p4 n3 ~5 k% V, M/ l'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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$ J! e) w, y8 C7 E! k, @' U[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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