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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. " R+ }& n' u+ u0 \3 ^& S
: ]/ G/ \0 [) P6 r& {2 SAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
5 y! P* C l( g* D6 O g'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) b* w+ Z+ ^! b7 v3 K$ R! Q9 s( M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 6 Q+ k1 D/ S. m: W; P X
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
' y& i; G( Y' y* r( P, V& D6 ~'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 l& U; i+ z( J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 D, n! D& g, e# U' X! Q- ~'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' - }8 J! s7 ]9 N# b( Q6 Y
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
4 u: ?/ T( l6 z: ~1 l) w' h 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. - P- X3 @5 @3 g# E$ y
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' * A* J: M& o) Z% J
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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