Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
# ^# B2 h" R, B5 [/ b3 E'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
# B" E" ^+ U7 ?9 J9 p; a# l. `'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
9 ]  b1 R( [; H, N. b'For reading a book,' she replies
  
3 S" n+ `  _$ T: K6 V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
/ [9 H) p8 ?3 C/ C5 Q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 ?% |4 [# k  z, i3 \+ Y$ f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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, N# \9 z: |, F7 }" ?; S$ m'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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: a( z2 b# x" N$ G'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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; }$ {' U; L+ d2 f  _But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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