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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
1 _2 U. W. R. o5 b'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
2 W2 G/ C( l* {( O5 p5 Y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   0 E( ^. ~" _3 H
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
" G$ [' B6 W: k% U9 Y( A/ ~'For reading a book,' she replies
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1 w, N- j7 K" C! B' V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ c% w9 ^  r8 m6 c/ Z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 N: ~0 V$ Z+ ^. i! L/ I( l3 n'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 Y" S/ i5 L3 u- `
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   $ F% h+ O6 Y* c0 X- b
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. . C( \! d: H3 [9 n9 e2 Z
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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0 D4 A8 s" ~% d3 C+ x' S: m  `5 \'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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# U( A" s( \8 t+ F- j- r1 t/ e* c[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. % [5 e! ^. T. w6 E, a
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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