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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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F0 L) L8 G2 _( H" }Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
) z: t) t1 R. _ ?'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: X7 j) y( O6 C! p, R) o9 \'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 C/ r: f' k" h- t6 G'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # {. y8 ~1 }' D4 I+ q" [, e- v& O
'For reading a book,' she replies 1 p" l' g6 e+ t( Y) k5 N
2 F/ F; P/ _) Y1 T$ i'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ( |/ K' m6 L5 W2 y, ~
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 B Q8 M& o* w1 U4 \4 O) y! A# m
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' + M7 f' f7 [2 e" c( C6 A
+ ]8 \; A( A/ o" C3 ]) |'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
& R7 d. @& p7 ^, `, x2 Z! s4 \2 o 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
2 Q4 p6 Q3 a6 U'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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