Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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; K* S# Y* e, i0 Q: S" g. PAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: g/ F' q' _" T8 \2 ^'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
2 ]# ?! X/ [# N'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 }1 r# {* X/ C. X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 Y9 y. |+ I( c3 x$ |) T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
0 n7 I6 J% n5 O' b8 g2 c'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
' D/ `+ c( `+ ^# H" o 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
# x* O" Z/ n# U! Y'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

) o9 E% [$ `* p6 T% d3 d5 ^'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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8 O, v& B- A0 @" A! Q. }7 A[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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$ ]* c/ h% F2 M* E6 `[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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