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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 1 F0 i1 }- _# j8 s- `; y7 P
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
) E5 E5 R' u* A3 m/ l. K'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') & f i. }) S- p% Q3 G/ u1 M
! h8 d& x& F0 R) |6 V3 ^8 G. N2 Y'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her $ y; }5 G3 Q) W/ h3 {' t. n. U
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 K! V7 v, w) u Z! b5 I'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 A2 |( j$ l" f0 f$ V. D'For reading a book,' she replies 2 v5 S g7 {" E: ^
# Y, Y, [* T8 U v# Y( ~'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, O; @' V- G- a+ O( x'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! C' E' t' f3 A4 x4 d- V'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 O: Q$ J8 o+ b
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ' i' K5 b% X f; E
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
1 B% N/ x3 l0 C M'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 8 c% d5 q$ p4 L
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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