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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 9 c7 L" K3 U! m- x& E: s6 ^# V
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
* \" X0 P% g" v O1 u8 |'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
4 |8 M1 N z& U n- z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 V, `9 u" m9 }* @ ~0 F'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
. [4 B& V8 J4 c. S'For reading a book,' she replies 0 R* a( G6 `; e( M7 n* \
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 8 ~$ e, n/ {$ V- ^0 G0 y$ A
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' - o0 o: d8 t) k
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 4 B! K4 Y, ?! g2 O& y
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
/ ?; s# Q. C, z7 Q9 A5 z'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' # f, j I1 Q9 q0 [: V6 H1 O
+ w! X3 r5 g9 T1 _" D0 W'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ! Z2 _' C- l1 e3 K) a) s) p( v3 @
! m$ ^ h( b0 w4 T" T p! @9 a& F[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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