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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. , S' Y: @) g7 a, J
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' - x; s; w/ C, }
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') / Y$ z* E; _ {! i+ M- m* j
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
" u' q5 L: h" [: `" ^+ I/ @'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
{2 Z5 v" Z7 O5 ^- }: L; a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : w5 V! k& I8 b2 v5 [, D0 T
'For reading a book,' she replies , }% C2 U. Y! l; ]
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 4 Z' a& l6 Q( y2 ~
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
) Q: e- w0 n1 E'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 p$ P3 R) W, p6 U& c- u
; _5 H+ H; z' p/ p" N& s'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ) ~ F& O8 L }
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
; J3 K# X$ c( N8 l8 w* h'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 6 {6 O. E) O5 J) F( O+ x7 S2 I
9 S' N B- y( E6 R+ ?'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ) `2 K- i: x" c$ f: x: C
3 r$ Z* Q. ] X q9 n' ][ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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