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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 y: \$ U9 g9 Y& e+ w! v. z% ~'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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2 ~/ `! F* e+ r# d'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 8 X5 A$ |7 l8 x" P# k
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   2 O& U, A, O) v1 G
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
$ }7 G# U" Y4 c'For reading a book,' she replies
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$ c. L/ f* O3 R'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 4 |2 e* t: @' V& T) y7 o$ }
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 Q! z1 c; `9 H( R$ C
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 M- y3 f0 Y  D5 S/ F/ F6 D  g- n' h! p
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.     }" \2 j: ^% e+ ~; e' `3 X" v4 i
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. & C  v: d0 q2 G5 ]5 O
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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- w  k, C8 H( f$ T  w'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. . G- Q) ]9 `1 ]% c5 u) @
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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