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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 2 ?+ N4 O: ~8 G: X6 U9 E+ [
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 4 h; f: z( X/ B
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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+ \- a& [5 N+ \5 D+ i. e. d'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her , g; }# ?' w4 v- i& _# `
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   + _; B; d2 T; r9 \& e1 T9 D+ e" ~8 j
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " o$ X+ t  Z; S' i
'For reading a book,' she replies
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1 k" b) B/ D$ ]* Q1 L" L; j'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. & R& U$ c0 i8 {! j8 X! c4 _
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ; Q5 k8 v7 ~' p5 K2 z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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  ~& E2 L: c9 G5 H  I/ d'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
- P- \# z, t* v, b7 h: u5 d 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
& F: i  M  M4 f0 }% t0 k8 S'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   0 b5 y2 @' ?1 \# w& a

5 A' @* e- T+ r+ R'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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, w- l2 L; M1 e[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 2 `0 u4 Z$ `3 p% J9 N# E
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But a funny story. " y4 P& I3 t4 t- D/ @: B, f% ?
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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: F6 |$ |% t3 o, P; A5 O[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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