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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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7 e7 T4 X8 z% i( ^Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
7 g; z% o7 S$ V* c( {'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ) o9 i0 G( _ G( _# Z4 j( ]8 H
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
% z; d& M; r+ O* d'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
% n- i+ d! t2 _/ m'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 q- f$ j2 u* l j5 Z- s6 Q
'For reading a book,' she replies / A% A8 B" ^4 Z
. o; V* \4 l+ k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
0 _$ i6 G m$ f1 {+ ?" w! R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 6 ~' w, P. J" [7 e
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 8 A8 U' ^$ c8 [4 U1 M% N
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. / ^( s& q- e" l3 U8 t. x
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ' o: h- O. y. T1 y5 o
+ ` m3 U- p! [/ `8 p* X6 n8 j5 _'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ; P3 Q& I, I3 W _0 W/ ^5 b! D
8 H) A/ s* @( y% g/ ~! h( f[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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