Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

4 s, e, ~" \) P+ i( Q' XAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

3 @1 U/ ^& R& F3 ~'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ N/ B! m3 E* x2 c3 y; o'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( z6 S- V5 q9 b  O) k! M'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
3 K9 P. L) }* m3 c$ W8 I$ ['If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
& _- \* C5 n& i 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
3 j# ?! O! e+ M2 H5 w'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

0 C* z8 ?3 M0 L& m& d/ x'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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