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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 0 H, P, A" D0 T; ]* s
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') % W: p. K4 G6 L. ^% {* t) B
# h0 y' Q$ h1 ?7 A+ |'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
+ m, I/ i3 G1 l( p'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
9 f# F% a* G+ N, R4 }( b( C'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 X( g4 `7 @% _- N) `'For reading a book,' she replies
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6 n4 p1 M/ G4 z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 1 H4 F) B( Y, N' G! _/ z6 D
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' - v5 |) H5 @* K3 E1 i
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & e8 c O; {2 w6 o9 P
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. . J0 e, R* E' s: p
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
9 Q( R: [5 D7 p n6 ]1 N'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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7 C& v& {/ z7 O- z7 k'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 4 Q6 J; D! Y) s
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