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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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8 V7 Q8 |; ?) R/ rAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 5 k" K! `" K  b. H6 K
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   6 N9 F4 H  i- q3 \0 S* S8 W. b. a
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) @6 L" F- d2 G6 ?( u'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   , M. R3 h7 G9 ]( k
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' / ^0 n% d  s, a/ O$ c7 ~! V
'For reading a book,' she replies 7 y: {" \8 c0 H
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. : E, `7 J! g# F, u  V
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 7 }5 w4 f' e- T
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ; v1 O1 n) \+ Q( M7 ]* `
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.     J& S) J! \4 k$ c+ Z
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ p& _. W- w3 M3 w1 D1 Z0 @: Q'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ) V0 ?) U- a3 Z

1 h4 X  ~4 B2 W; g/ H. D'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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) [1 A' b$ c+ v3 s& W( F[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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$ ^' @/ A. i( z4 E7 FBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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