Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
7 c# L' ^" ^  K# W3 ~  ^'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

; x; I5 d1 C3 D2 i9 L'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
. D7 Q2 K1 s5 M9 `6 B* M/ v'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& r' M9 E6 o! t* O' O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 J$ H8 U% P- p! \5 |" R2 `'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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! m4 u2 D. s: n'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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