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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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7 j' Z+ i6 Q. `: nAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
! T; _: v0 n! a. Z. Y# _* o' X'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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: [, {, V% A: q( F* A- y& B% i'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her + v( Y% Q: f& k1 i$ s" `( x
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   2 E2 v. z  Z" \3 v# H
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 a, @" @0 u( q& P& |& i; t'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
# E( l, a9 x. m'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; j0 u, Y* S& R4 \. ^( _; }# H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 [' N5 x* g3 h7 B! a2 a* q& r
  
" Z: R, R( }$ w' f9 c( x) j) T9 W9 {'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   & [* ~8 r$ m" L' H* ~
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. + B2 b8 T8 ]# y' ?: W+ ]+ @4 O
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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% P, a: r5 G. j5 x'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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, J$ R* L9 v! E6 T5 e7 S% x- ?[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 5 f9 I2 J0 U6 o- L3 a

$ j1 L7 m9 P2 G1 T4 W7 PBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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