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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
, b* W  q" e- `9 x+ Z  t- Z3 G4 A8 O'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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1 n; T1 M' s' P/ T( [# r'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ {" B9 N6 v8 _. g& R; G( Y1 M8 B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* D# e: Y) N4 }4 L. h'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 ~) }6 S( Q+ _% x) X/ Z'For reading a book,' she replies ( S8 P8 I. S8 Y  ]4 A( z
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; _" Z* [0 [; p& f8 r'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 u7 n7 F: v' B2 i  k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'   I& f' x2 h1 n  [
  
8 P  P, v! S! ?+ I5 Y'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
4 T- ^) s( ^& R7 p 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
2 V8 c8 H6 v/ Z$ s4 p/ M'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   " E  d  j' I% D, l9 H6 O. k% S3 E

$ Z3 w' i2 y3 E/ C" ~) s'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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! e; U# ]1 Q* ]( d# S[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. % f% ^8 P- g+ W/ ~+ s
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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