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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. f( X) N5 Q( ]# O) L
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' $ Y) a; ]3 g- r3 k& V/ C3 ?
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 5 f C) B! x+ T, U0 K8 ^6 }
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ! n4 d/ P# }3 H6 P0 O6 y
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 q5 q* T# D% i* r0 r'For reading a book,' she replies 6 F; c0 G; P1 ]6 e
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 0 m Y4 m6 }5 H5 |! e
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 3 b, n8 Z1 }8 ~2 b% A1 ^2 M
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' , E: p: l- z8 e: G% P- t
[4 j: f0 o! f# ?'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. $ h! [% W, I& Q9 Q5 H
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
% h- Z9 q' g# ^$ o# J'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ! J- b1 a0 |+ r( n
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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