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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 6 a( }) T8 G" F
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   * ~& I- Z  I! P3 z
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her : [$ r* F$ ]& K- W8 N9 i1 K
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   ) X  s& H+ G% `* h& @
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 n) f* ~  F7 _+ m8 H. p/ l" D- q
'For reading a book,' she replies , m6 T% B9 f2 @8 E- q& s
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& P" K6 ^" ?8 g2 ~  C5 U1 v'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
3 T. P* B/ D# g% v; _4 m4 ~4 V'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
$ K, K  t; s+ o$ D) k, e/ ? 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
# F( f# s4 D* b- \- g! J'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   5 h& a7 L4 L9 _. C* K+ _( p3 @4 x3 q" j
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. ; B9 @, t; s- i! Y4 u

  U: o$ j, V' R* A4 J. J2 f- B5 CBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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