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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
7 u7 N$ W6 |" O' |0 R/ v8 }'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
; V+ j6 j$ h6 w* B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' * D+ T4 @5 |) Q, A7 W
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : e6 X) k$ e+ M. v* @, x) l$ I
'For reading a book,' she replies
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- G( R( o. q- U( a5 q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ) @! K$ A2 q, ?0 M- f) p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ) U2 Z" q& I7 `$ j) w8 \9 K
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
( K3 F v! x8 d" \ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
5 Q) T( a& o" x'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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5 c+ y# w: t# ]'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. * P3 D1 F% b. V/ w8 n: h
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