Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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* r8 w/ Q9 E3 N) W9 S7 \# fAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
" W5 g5 e* L9 b6 P; W3 J+ H  Z5 z: v'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
& h$ x# z, v, h4 N'For reading a book,' she replies
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7 ]5 g4 x/ e) \# [1 P8 H'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; \7 ^8 I7 b& ^$ n+ k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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( Z9 c8 b2 T2 \% L( m# T; j0 C" w'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
0 z2 D& y1 D4 e8 I# M0 ]* p% H7 { 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! j& t6 H" q' `- h- \* W; A! S4 U'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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* ]* m3 Y9 B/ x& r( }[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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7 Y7 H) q0 h- U! z# h[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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