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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 ?6 u& J5 E9 w/ k, f'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ! v9 ^% E* z: j' \" ^: Q' k' V
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : B, r) M+ y3 J! X
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
4 `6 N- q5 c) L% }: G9 Y3 M'For reading a book,' she replies
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" k$ G, L6 Z3 e5 o& V: Y3 Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
2 A; X5 p6 o: M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' + p7 Y0 G, X+ i) G5 ~
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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+ h& `5 c4 p+ Y'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
. D( m9 t# [$ a( c5 ? 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 8 z2 j* H y( a6 Q
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ; [. {8 { e& }$ h2 m
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