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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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\2 q$ ^9 h2 }# ? F9 F9 hAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ! y0 z5 ^( D9 [- ]1 m( |% Z
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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e( C( r* l. Q" J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
# @1 C8 G4 N ~6 O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 U7 i" h% p3 d- V8 R+ X'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, p, m+ _. {. k5 a. Y# e; ]- W'For reading a book,' she replies 6 `3 Y2 u2 R1 ?. T; t5 r7 t$ j
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. : C6 J: y& Z& @) P! ^/ V% p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 0 u; p* S- ?# d3 S8 }7 O
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & N6 p# F5 p3 q; P/ V d
+ v5 _7 ~7 e" w0 S$ ^& g7 z'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
+ }9 N+ g* f) i. t, u% g) m% d 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 4 ]! ?2 [- D z2 A
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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2 `1 {3 z" |. T8 N'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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