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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. & {2 _7 H8 x4 a, ^& Y! s; n
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ; B& {0 q3 W6 T- Y) J( p# t
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 p( K# O( o" H' j6 C- \'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 U5 z; S: s- q! F$ K1 R$ c. E'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ( _# C2 ^2 e& z% _4 [8 U
'For reading a book,' she replies , q0 X* S/ V ~# H9 k$ h9 j9 R7 P, A4 l
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. x. w( J$ F, m- C& Y Q5 a
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 2 F3 @; f. M" Z V: r. G: I s9 s
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 1 J% m2 x7 I; x1 k+ x! X- v& [
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
5 I9 h9 r* v" I'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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. _3 V7 V6 r5 P% G# U'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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