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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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. ~2 `# v$ X! c1 o+ b/ ]5 \Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" s" O  w+ Y- ?- {) P2 c'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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! @$ T% B7 p9 q9 d+ U'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her % C) C$ e, o3 e* p+ g
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
: j5 V  D+ ~: l3 k& V* I'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
( {8 ^: I. }3 f/ d  i; z3 ]'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& A% X1 ]- K9 K4 G, E/ ^$ d! a" R. ~'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 a- |7 x  \+ n4 L
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
5 t. E1 T5 k: ?: S$ U& n) e5 q: U% E 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. + x& ^) m6 l9 v3 d$ j7 z, j7 p7 Z* ~
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. * i9 V6 z8 ]6 K
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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/ J  l% X/ H0 a! j; c& n1 M[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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