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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ' L7 o" Q+ l, T, D8 R
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 3 p% H$ u6 n- X/ x: M* Q( A
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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# y# r/ m8 I5 ]'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her / t4 P! P9 a$ j" B( d) D
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
' P7 \; w! G' r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
: ^" g* r: i4 \9 g$ p& _5 W$ @; f'For reading a book,' she replies
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7 p+ ~* N _. ~% L$ b'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. % o# R. V9 q- G9 ^2 C
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 F2 e% k+ [4 v) s
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 5 ]/ Q3 u: ^1 N7 r( i( s4 Y% M
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
# \/ _, ?% M+ v3 s3 }- z) j7 h'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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' I. k+ _ k; B3 a$ O' `'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. : Q% X k% H# |1 U
2 R# T9 s$ ^8 h[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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