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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ! d1 `1 n: H3 k# a' C1 @; r, ?5 @! J

, I9 P3 c" ?0 @) ^' RAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
: o9 _! m7 d, G* C( a6 ^'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   ' v$ {7 W9 X9 @# F3 @
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 j" w9 i5 Y- v. `'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   " p; y6 ]; O0 |+ q2 ?7 Q5 e
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 D& L2 |  }$ i) u0 ^'For reading a book,' she replies $ `. e4 t! i& V# n) K: N$ p
  
& K$ Y: H' v, E4 W. v& o'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 4 u: o# A2 Y1 w1 l% D  |) E( `9 G: C
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 2 O7 y5 T4 y- ?% X2 Q
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " K% f2 @* l* F4 U3 u% y
  
1 h9 @( f5 h+ X. _5 C6 @/ k# B2 x'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
; c7 l/ z0 R! _  Y( S 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
2 G8 m' ]4 y' [3 f'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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$ j- S( M4 J5 P& ]7 J'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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3 a# ~9 c; ]9 j% h[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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' a+ ?, g. _8 r5 E: t% RBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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" p3 ~3 @/ D7 t! f* {( o[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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