Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

6 S' \0 K6 K/ s& dAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. M' Q; f+ w: i8 B2 s$ X& O'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

5 U1 C( X" K+ T/ q4 [& b4 q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ ~  |3 {& z0 B: @9 h: ['I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
3 X( U' ]1 V0 u* h'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 J5 \/ C$ _7 L) r. P/ r, V'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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2 s$ V7 d" k  y- s) I( U1 o'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
% p5 f$ [8 a; Q8 t: b4 a) U8 A 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
  L% M$ g. r: Y- Q4 H& A# F8 x'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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' d' d% ?- [- Q( g! b# U8 g. M'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

  B# G/ k& r% [:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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