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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. - I# n# s* y. b% q8 d4 ^3 z1 e# f
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 S8 h3 O7 A) x" E4 x'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') : I" J7 C T* ?* f/ i( f2 i) S
+ [8 |/ o) m# a: v: m( U" v. A3 f'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
# j: J1 ~0 k0 I; Y& Y4 r6 d- N% H. q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : ]; l$ V+ B1 ]2 x8 H/ K! Y, R
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' J. d+ Q5 P( F" y
'For reading a book,' she replies
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) n" {8 `7 T1 c8 Q; h'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 0 a8 j% B' @. e _: M0 P
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
) d% l8 f" E' b! @0 u'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' , W' o0 L* |9 G7 W) Y
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. , S) P0 q' H3 ~/ y3 J
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. / m' y G8 z3 O1 f
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ! @" v6 T- X, R+ M5 I
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. - E7 _$ N7 V) f; Q
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