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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 0 o& M8 A- P" B9 ~/ U
9 j, G0 e. _9 C, t! S$ T2 cAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" z6 A( ~" V, ^. z$ _( \8 ~'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') . |, V) m/ p3 K( v" R; d
# ?+ O! s0 ~5 y7 P: B2 o" j8 h'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her . r3 z/ |6 j- V+ Y2 l- U
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 c* N S% r; N, o+ p'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 y( J' `# c Q$ G) y L& ?
'For reading a book,' she replies 4 J% n2 Z! r2 K+ I7 Z% |3 n2 n
/ [/ j, H* L2 l0 Y6 @7 ^$ ]- n5 G'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ' |) E4 P; g9 T, l
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# g4 ~% M7 R) t, l5 w. f0 A* b" F'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ' i2 k8 }0 P0 L6 _9 t
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ' d0 }4 {& | W1 h
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. . G& a- C: K a- Y5 L. h! r
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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