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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. $ M9 H) K" B+ O0 b* i3 n8 ]/ O
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
2 b! {' H/ ]& {8 B8 j1 S2 z'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ' p9 S# B) h& A# G7 q% E
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 8 u) z, l, ~7 X+ S9 o
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 5 Y. m0 D: n9 F
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' % D2 e! ?; g# w
'For reading a book,' she replies % a& `3 l: B- ~" t9 R4 h
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
6 z% G9 }: _( @, T3 @ i0 U& I# l'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# x+ z1 {, [' G$ T0 a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
$ ]- u$ T, h* I- h 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. ]! u6 J% [' r0 m% ^3 P0 {) P* Q'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. % M* a" j1 R8 n! s4 ?) y1 L K$ K
; Q9 E6 y T7 z. m" ^8 H. g[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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