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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 T. l( x b8 B'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 8 c- d u3 V7 ?4 ?; ]' g
: T6 z% }+ N; J+ B: v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her / W, X3 |9 H1 T& z: e1 J
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" v# y9 j' l4 q. k- o'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 `! U, C- f& Y'For reading a book,' she replies
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* R6 Y3 t/ f' B% |% L'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 0 q( m" |6 u6 ~: H
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' . i' L$ Z( U/ e
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ! |2 V5 c# W: f! U
' T+ v6 b F" z9 v'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
: h3 l/ \. I8 ?$ B/ C( l 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. / [! F& D5 Z+ R. n8 f
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 9 u% m% ?9 e6 t1 h* X; J9 i M( [+ W
8 n O" w( o' `' k'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. # O2 S: L! O; e' [4 b
) K. e# s* O/ v: d3 X) M[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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