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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 b" E% e2 C0 O, S6 D'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ( t! R9 J% Y- P. K
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 I& c; ]# l! b+ b8 Y'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 M) d. x+ D% ~+ T1 L'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 6 F/ y) E) E6 Z7 h# h
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 4 p7 |. @, s ~. E
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ) R9 f( {3 v7 a* o5 U7 s& B- h2 P, P
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. : C. r# l$ l' O* @
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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