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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. & {! u5 e( J! d3 b* Q5 i
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" G! N4 c8 q9 @3 Z0 G'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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' ?0 M8 R$ z  Y0 @1 K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 6 `/ j/ k2 E. C; e
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   5 ^# U; z+ ?0 B+ z: ]
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
. p# m  T+ B3 s* |! J6 q0 O'For reading a book,' she replies
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: q( J9 Y" L5 t9 T: b  e( y'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) x& f3 n) F  W$ B" V1 A1 i'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
) D: ?+ d2 o3 `& w" @; y& X( H: g7 V'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 3 D. t, N& p9 ?% i  G2 B$ L. t8 d
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
4 R& Z6 A2 g2 U. _0 F; ]- O 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. / H. d! h! }3 l" r: Z
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ! S% w" U3 y/ R* f' w
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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) {, O% p5 a* @4 k$ }& v/ V- n" Q[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 1 {  M2 ]" ^3 N7 F1 ^1 D2 ]

7 D; y4 `* s, M+ eBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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