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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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0 ?9 {1 U0 ?; O0 X: wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 D5 Y: D2 z z9 w& Y'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') : L9 v6 b' h/ |
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
9 x+ }+ b! G* } j/ |1 C- W7 V0 @/ t G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
. ]$ @; g @% Y+ A7 H- u" h( W3 |& B'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
* x9 [+ Q U& A'For reading a book,' she replies
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1 w v# `3 M: F$ G'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
! I+ c4 T N/ U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' % c/ a3 [5 J$ u' d' A
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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9 G- i( G# p! A+ m4 n: s: o1 d- J' c'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. + W: R( S) m4 d
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. s: U5 g8 a; {5 }* H
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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