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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 0 Z9 f) x. @! c0 @  [

+ c. m8 j, I/ T# O, PAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
4 }. U7 ?: W( f7 ^) ]: h8 d'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
, B3 `  n; o7 T' v( l'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   ' D: ?. Q1 n4 Z5 Z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
# K2 \/ B0 [' q% u  W2 k'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. / p) @* r1 L1 T1 k' t6 T  @
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
  {1 f6 M+ |# [* u! @8 e; s'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   $ k8 `6 ~! Z- u" V3 O( l" {* D- E! U
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
- Y+ b& p9 Z) T8 L'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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- C+ T6 G- K! W! _; C'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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" R  Y" I# k% x8 LBut a funny story. $ d; ?* y# l+ c5 {7 K
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:)
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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/ ~& o# O: h$ Y6 \% y9 ?3 K[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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