Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. * l/ x( H4 I8 }0 w, U
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 8 a- d1 v, }1 h* K2 `
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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3 C5 y( I( Q1 g' @4 a/ ]+ \( b) Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) U/ t/ G  t  y' H" F( |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 S( ^2 p; R3 b( _& J'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ) C1 ], {5 ]6 K0 L. }
'For reading a book,' she replies ! N1 J) G. y: \

; h: |+ n  `0 q+ O* J; S7 c1 F'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& F+ Z# @0 l. I1 A% l'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
' S. R3 m0 X" E'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. / f# _6 z" S  Z! v  ]5 v
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ) z( {8 U4 ^, T) r( `
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ; n- d+ `$ {2 i1 {

8 }3 [8 J" k) M# |9 d'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由秋染红叶于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:24

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:24

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟 · 发表于 2008-11-21 20:22

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan · 发表于 2008-11-21 20:36

vanish · 发表于 2008-11-21 23:32

smart

gep0028 · 发表于 2008-11-23 10:51

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot · 发表于 2008-11-24 02:04

She is right. He has all the equipment.

缠绵雨 · 发表于 2008-11-24 11:35

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