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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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9 j6 i9 i9 i- V; U; X* c! WAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'   d& f; `. l' f2 h+ j
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   ' s6 ]; q! G$ P& |$ V2 M* F- r5 |/ k! E

1 ]. g6 d- G7 E9 I'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ M$ p; O  A# J: E'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
. q, p9 L, f, o2 M! k# b'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
5 P+ E; u9 t4 Y* _6 R9 ['For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.   Q4 U" X7 M$ F$ P' O
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 j5 i& u. {0 u'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   & N3 E( {/ h6 E  U3 o
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* V: ?  U8 `7 A8 u1 R2 R0 }8 v! M" d'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   : W5 t$ M  O2 f0 A, L4 L9 m9 L

- v3 }9 C; B4 E) o'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. 7 s0 W6 R1 }$ E5 l, r0 W8 X- u" K

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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