Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

7 j  a2 s' K2 k  J/ U  wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% h4 e' T8 J. z$ j'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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% A; j" M3 R$ u3 _+ Q' k+ h, u5 R'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 ~# q( K- G$ {0 a6 C9 G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
. p; i' r. h+ e" g- o'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
" u8 s) Y" l3 \: Z- W" I, f$ u'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
/ ~5 ]* F5 ]+ S' @7 A$ d. t. E* i'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 m8 f1 u- Q3 g4 b  O'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
+ J0 x0 Y. o  b( k! J% L'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

! {! {8 m$ P2 |5 k2 a: q1 ]8 k'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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+ w  ]: L: `' [7 ^But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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. \3 M" }; M3 O3 Y[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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