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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 2 t2 M4 {3 G8 m; I( J) a: L

+ N2 ~- ]) K9 v8 g: y/ UAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 3 t8 }, ~6 u1 O0 N$ f
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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3 a! E! R7 a0 a% C: H" X  ^0 U'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
8 R) x3 ]+ \+ m5 U$ j" q1 r'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   # A4 L3 P% [1 \6 M' k
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
/ {0 J+ G* c# W" x" u'For reading a book,' she replies
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9 d- a& H4 V2 d0 N' `, f3 U'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. + y# T, O& ]. B) n+ B+ ~
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' + a, D! d7 K- P6 G
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 d" R. Z& ]: ~% R8 k. ?
  
- I; n( S# G9 J' x8 D7 a! R- W! `'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.     {: W  J# z6 G( Y" ], W
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
' O! m" M1 U' ~2 g; N8 F# A'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   2 Y+ D3 O8 j& V; d9 l

+ \5 J" @9 F7 l'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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+ F" F; W' |8 K5 r[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 4 M, |0 E3 @0 ?8 ?, K
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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- \3 H2 l& u( }" g3 t! K! Q0 Y[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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