Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

  C+ P8 W# y% M; X5 t9 w0 XAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 M1 f/ X7 @7 J'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ {; f8 [+ T0 c7 e- B# G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 }. I6 L/ d: m7 G'For reading a book,' she replies
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3 K4 b% E$ z, x9 ]7 M'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
0 N2 b3 E) A( P, ~! F$ k$ w6 L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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5 H/ G/ w( E4 a- U6 P" G+ B'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
' i% n  S6 N, Z5 w* d( H  K! D5 A# r 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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+ H+ l% H5 f  b% L& R0 z# PBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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$ h6 I% z4 U" r$ H4 n/ {1 X[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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