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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 9 x# E% b: ~4 u% ~
, ?2 L9 x% n* i; G, q+ {Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
: t9 I# ]6 g, Q R2 x( c'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 2 S1 D2 y$ }! E, w5 i
: [ p, E7 e: t'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) A( A- [) }9 Q( [& ]1 b2 s4 d( L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ' k. Z, K/ r/ v1 p* U, ?
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 t/ L- t3 y4 M* Y' h; t
'For reading a book,' she replies 2 G3 k; E$ u4 w, c/ z& ~ A
: G. M# o" U' s. q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
. a6 M: d7 N) }5 z) | s$ \- U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 \8 Z) f# P3 u$ ^* b( H6 O, G4 Z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' / g) ]& r0 ~9 w- @1 y) I% m
$ H/ N% _! A( \4 J g0 C& `- n# X'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
8 g' r4 N% N" _. ~4 U 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
# T, ~: U; E6 N6 r& t'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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?" k( [$ l# {1 ^- J( {'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. / K' P' u, W/ V" }1 b9 |
; T6 V9 x0 W8 v+ o" u[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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