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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 6 j( B q3 B1 N. n6 W M
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
- Z. z, `7 q: S) F8 ^* u) j'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 3 y' [- d9 K! f. K3 U- s$ L& W
& a4 k" Q2 r1 S4 E/ w* E' L0 P'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
0 S& D- m, s0 |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
H1 Z3 n+ z' \$ v# L0 \'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
3 s$ \ r, Q* u% S. \- m! X'For reading a book,' she replies 2 l7 g1 f0 M( U/ i1 P
+ F. K n- }2 y. Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( p1 r' Y6 u7 X0 W, b* b- \! m6 w'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( {( ^& _) I! u% d. `( s0 ]" f& i'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " r8 Z2 T Z0 S# u' h' Q. m
" b1 w" U0 {" L0 X* \- J" \9 t V'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. . {) k: }6 [# {5 `
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. , A' e5 t. g( Q Y
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 3 t- S" ]( k/ J+ ~( ~6 I
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