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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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1 X9 `( D! H: {0 V3 D7 wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
- `: ]- k( E/ f'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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! q' F7 q- i' u' `'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 8 R$ e$ I& T/ Z7 N' E9 G" m4 I, s0 L0 b
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'     l  D* \4 d$ Q3 i) k# Z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- [9 m& F" R7 S8 Z% c5 |'For reading a book,' she replies ; p, i; @8 k0 b
  
' H. E5 F* ?3 ?( ]'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. " O- Q  C* S% u/ I9 x
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 7 g! J6 w$ p& ~/ E# k6 P. Z: ^, s$ E
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
& y) `3 w5 l$ q5 O* O7 F# [ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. * }) E0 k; R$ d/ U
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   4 M4 o9 Q& y+ o( E/ B

; f2 M6 D# J, V'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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$ i1 ^% U  R/ }1 }" a[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. , Y! P9 _. e6 |, f/ t1 X( ]$ K1 A

2 b# l! `0 l( u6 eBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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