Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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$ R! {8 {3 D6 a0 CAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
/ G( n: M& ?( `# r9 D7 D$ m'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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9 W# z1 P% S6 A! v6 E/ Z# o/ {'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
3 ]. a: _. S7 t- a5 u& X: O'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
$ N4 \. G9 H5 A+ J/ V2 M'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
3 W3 _6 ?  q# l 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

  H' Z$ ?/ S0 S8 \+ RBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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