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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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3 f" d& U- _& E' u6 e+ h5 L4 `Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 5 N, h; A7 E) c. {
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 9 W& _# V4 M; ?) T2 m: {) x& n# d: ~
3 E1 g; J& V ~& W. E. X, J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 E8 s, j% R7 S- J. g! T# s! ]8 q9 C% `'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ) F# R% t8 y, ?- C
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' * U# [2 S. a$ ^2 z5 {! s
'For reading a book,' she replies 7 W+ C' G4 E W: P [1 O" \( D
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
5 J8 E+ z8 E( J0 C R2 F. _'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' % H) l; J9 w; r' [
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 9 g7 k9 u( Y ?! m! @
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
8 m6 h3 ]- u8 T2 J! A. E'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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