Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
, b* W  q" e- `9 x+ Z  t- Z3 G4 A8 O'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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1 n; T1 M' s' P/ T( [# r'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ {" B9 N6 v8 _. g& R; G( Y1 M8 B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* D# e: Y) N4 }4 L. h'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 ~) }6 S( Q+ _% x) X/ Z'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; _" Z* [0 [; p& f8 r'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 u7 n7 F: v' B2 i  k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
8 P  P, v! S! ?+ I5 Y'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
4 T- ^) s( ^& R7 p 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
2 V8 c8 H6 v/ Z$ s4 p/ M'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

$ Z3 w' i2 y3 E/ C" ~) s'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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! e; U# ]1 Q* ]( d# S[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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