Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
5 Y; w' U4 N+ T, k'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
" L: \; p# y# y5 Z/ H8 j7 a$ [! a
; ^3 ~! [5 K. V$ X) M'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
. w; {1 k5 @. N! ]. [/ [5 f- H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 S- C+ Y) }0 V  R8 o* d- I'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' o0 e" \7 ]' u1 w8 s/ }'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
$ l% e& f4 @5 [9 H. X, h/ U'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
' {5 W& F7 H' o 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
4 B, r2 t, g3 \( t'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

$ s% C) [- D6 c. c: I& v'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

+ y8 |/ L) |' g' m0 C  E4 E& a[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

4 p2 [( V6 K7 w2 `But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
! H' o# Z  j! y- F. i$ {2 r5 \
' v5 y# |) m7 G$ X9 i

最爽的桌面创意图片  
  Q& u3 h- l+ O* T7 u- g, T仙侣2北美版

: x/ p. e1 n- L! i: n# a; H[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

缠绵雨