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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % l9 ]$ j- \+ S* s$ R% N

. o, ~, \& ]( a) H9 j& w3 x0 ?% C1 nAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' " H# q( O8 D; K2 {& C: q
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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2 A# Z& @3 T% z# }'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ L1 y" B. X9 |- h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
4 E7 n$ M: S" @: V8 K9 G'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ' f# \0 t$ @* q7 h# A3 l
'For reading a book,' she replies . P" d7 l" h# p0 D. H- c
  
4 Y1 v2 m9 N: P# p9 }1 F3 C'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
1 O0 ?/ R3 S0 ]'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! a/ [7 y3 v) H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   : A3 N* z& {! w
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
; E! E" Y# `+ m- K8 Q4 m$ {$ g'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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- q; _( r: U2 \* t6 R$ G# s3 v  F4 x[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK, N7 ^- b, n* Y4 t9 e7 f
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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