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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 1 p) N$ _6 \! }8 M# B
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 P! ~, m4 ~" o1 _4 Z4 F' t0 ]: ['I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' & s+ D4 r9 N8 n/ b
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 K* `+ ` Y( k2 i) A0 i) F: w8 K
'For reading a book,' she replies
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6 O& I5 R" U: w, J2 T# t- ?5 f H'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 2 k7 J# Z* ]/ g# ]2 u) u
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 U- \" G9 z/ L'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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- f4 t5 L! j' ~: a5 b- H4 j$ L'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
5 b& C' u9 i4 \! E 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. & s$ w% j l5 j% s
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ' _6 e& A/ u* d- N
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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