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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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$ I, e6 G5 [; Z8 d# ]$ TAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" w( Z: s8 ^0 ^' D5 n# Y" K9 B" S3 \$ G'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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, |2 Y* B, y% h! u'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
! P, C+ C" i- |; D; w'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
' m3 o/ W7 L8 G9 D5 b$ ?  o'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ; M7 q: D' \. `- E4 Y! Z
'For reading a book,' she replies ' Y3 T+ m- y  w8 v. H0 T: M
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ; D4 x1 C: v5 n) O$ W
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ( J: W% g  \& Q( X' ^- `* P" b
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   2 b4 S7 E, M1 p% A4 S
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
8 U$ H+ F& t* A  x" h'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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% _( z7 J$ i2 p2 ^2 L( ~[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. 4 l8 n7 c4 j& O: O' B

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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8 ~: v4 Y7 m. t5 O[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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