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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 6 B  {% O8 `9 E6 E8 b' f+ j3 z

  l% ]  J  O) L1 s. t( P& y, ^4 FAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
- v8 J2 }; D# c0 f" G' t1 K) E'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ ^8 d, j$ q  V3 z# `9 F, D'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
" H. L0 D; i/ P5 t# E! s$ b'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
" T2 ?& }/ U# o'For reading a book,' she replies + c: n7 T  W: Z
  
3 j8 u3 S2 s# A) n'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
5 t- b0 v2 Z% w. q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 K+ a- u; z6 P) B'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
& ~. \0 d5 d. \; n* H8 N/ q 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. * i# W) _; a/ a& Y' b, M
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ; m4 c( `4 e- {! \5 Z/ \% V8 p2 g
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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) r# H( O+ x1 d0 B" m1 w[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 7 R# X1 c/ A7 [
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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