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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
5 B, a- L. H5 c' ?) S'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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2 X; t$ \& T6 K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) h, k( m* B; a'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   * B! t1 y- W8 Y* l: y: B
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : Z$ J) R% c! }
'For reading a book,' she replies 6 s) g+ b. `) u
  
% B+ [2 D2 v3 n'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.   q7 P" b% `. x; n. ]5 K* Q
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 ]* J  T0 K! j'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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$ O3 N8 z0 V( j'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   6 \, U( C& W1 Q$ p# R' A
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. N+ m6 q" ]' Y  L# o7 w3 R'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   / E/ q' q9 _. O5 P9 X9 R
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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9 [( V! J( \+ j7 B[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 3 y+ u7 O" h" S3 B; o6 v) X9 J7 T
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But a funny story. ) m; f. E1 ~* ~+ |
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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