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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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7 Q) j/ K+ f5 C1 B3 ~0 bAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' $ j- D. U% c: }4 H: Y" x; K
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   " ^: m/ [( Z- f) S$ U7 @
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* r2 M) K1 e: o" q' i& J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
7 }- _) B) h1 n'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 z! M$ w; q! r$ G2 }'For reading a book,' she replies $ Y* F( l3 l4 [0 Q! f! f, W
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ i' R3 n% S; i/ A, o2 p) Q( k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' - b1 _6 r. Y% r8 Q4 \
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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) m7 S+ C& m1 c0 L: K- ^'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   % W% Q) H4 M% v9 z: T: L
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. " p# d! }1 P1 I9 v$ q
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   5 b" d8 h# {) r+ p# B

. [0 o2 B$ N* w7 o2 f; k'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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" C. g. j1 Z2 a0 [  q% }7 ?[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. % p% v2 {9 y' x0 v3 j* B! W
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But a funny story. 8 }8 g7 [. ]8 D5 |8 u
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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5 ~  k" }- J  \5 p) K[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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