Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

0 n/ }- n8 ~' b/ tAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
- G& X0 e7 K/ I- r- D6 s: e: t'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ M  V" s9 ]! Y0 E$ k'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
( E5 J5 ?; Z% J: E'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
( I( _0 i3 @# Q8 ~+ }& D* o: U'For reading a book,' she replies
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; W! e/ A$ d) Z2 _6 k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; _- O* L, q8 t3 b* s'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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% r( g( f; S/ R9 \' a'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
4 U: c8 }. R5 c/ ]* U1 L+ s( L0 d& R9 @ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
$ D" K* M$ H* m( V8 I) |. C  R) i'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

! l! `' k; w" E( c5 s  W) v'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

( E4 U# G$ Y, Z[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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* R& \/ M" _. S0 G* b* B[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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