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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. / t; G4 w) J) L* t* l2 y! h
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' / D% [+ K1 C2 F7 _! x* P4 D
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   : L4 M( S, }+ Y

  H6 A5 A) @5 T1 @% F, B0 S4 f- r  Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 4 k$ N, b5 [3 w2 p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'     N. ^/ R0 e8 R1 D- [: d
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
; @7 P4 _$ d" u3 ?8 s0 t8 h! T7 o'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. . W; W7 B& n) A
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 W0 |# c7 k1 I) k& K& |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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- g7 x  {) |8 V. s6 o'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
9 Y6 n1 G6 j$ @. q 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. : A4 Y' f" A# n  j2 H- e
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   / X# E2 k3 f# E/ {6 Q

1 N0 |" R+ B/ r0 z& R1 S'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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% ^  m$ ?3 n) X) c- _6 I( s# F[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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& _4 B3 N) ~' t4 `/ V* s6 g  Z; cBut a funny story. 9 d8 A: B% K0 F% y  S2 z# m' S

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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9 g5 S: g1 n5 d% h/ b* d9 K) a[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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