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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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' E% @1 h: _0 \Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ' s* V6 U% I9 y( c
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
2 Y& n7 S- z$ z. ?+ ~'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' u& h3 [2 K% t4 _1 j( d# `
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 0 m; U9 W0 y3 E4 @: t8 \
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 0 B1 D, X9 z1 r' J! ?- t: n
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 F$ i3 T* ]& \
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. + O9 S+ k" k0 U4 `5 H* L3 L
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) V" _) K6 A& Y'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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