Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
$ z0 j- @. o! T! t2 [# V) d) J6 x  [9 A'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
. H4 L! w: \7 F% Z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
7 @/ q7 q' {. }4 W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
: q* P! P5 W) v- P! Y8 J& |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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+ a* _/ W0 E, K! @" \'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
' ]& t4 q  `& V3 W) X9 W' R 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
6 N# M9 j# t2 C' F, @# a'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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8 K; G5 m7 w  b/ v* V# \8 j[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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