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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. : e. [ P$ R- _6 }0 N, v3 M; `
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
o3 M @$ ~% j$ t8 T'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 9 d o1 M8 m4 [" P0 t7 G/ r6 F
" ?. D) L6 h9 G B: X5 F'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 3 S$ C) n! @3 G2 ^$ m6 D6 q" O
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' " S1 P/ V$ i& G. ]
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 2 o6 O4 r) L: o6 W2 S" |% F
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. + p' A& K H9 B0 h
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 4 `( D8 r) f' j1 u7 q
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 1 \% n2 ]) E3 I# b" E: U3 A4 k
" S' ~& @: V" _( f7 a2 C'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 7 L$ I. R' I; q3 N' S
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) `- T% s. p& e: l, r'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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( U! S5 F1 h$ Q% F'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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