Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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. j0 _& a' @) G5 d( zAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
, z8 T$ s* k2 f, i'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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( r  I: @4 ?3 E! _/ w7 ]/ G( k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
. }1 \8 E5 K8 z* ~, g'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
; Y) j  w# U5 _5 A'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
; K2 g4 W) J4 n- e* e'For reading a book,' she replies
  
6 m0 @7 U$ z& g1 z& E'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 E, O$ p8 f, g1 W4 M'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
( T* T) z% }9 x# \' q3 b! |1 l'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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" A9 h+ j- c7 H'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

$ m6 }* s6 V. ^) D- Y9 pBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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0 k8 h  W4 ?* A9 X; Q( {; D[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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