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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. $ N  [; j+ l1 O2 X; }

* T- {& j) \( p9 I5 l: sAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
: V1 z+ f2 \" b' k'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
6 T" C8 T; O0 T9 w7 U/ C7 Q) ?'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   1 F1 K& u# o% {* b$ ]7 `  A
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 L) I) K2 n+ c7 |( P% o
'For reading a book,' she replies
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! F: C" h8 b" {4 [. F'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
# J( G- Y) y  W( n5 ^'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; W( G8 T9 i4 L; I'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # ~5 ~/ V' N3 ?3 O8 u* _. a  k
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   ; Z) X+ b" M6 g0 Q* m
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 9 E2 [; `6 ]! O3 {
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 8 s: f# H0 i$ Q8 D& L! F& a

! D; c, |& Q4 x% pBut a funny story. % T! F2 z6 L5 Y0 f% Y* {; A

, b8 v/ B7 h' N$ e3 @:)
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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( S) q3 F( z4 K) S9 n- v6 ?[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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