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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' , O4 k( f# E0 ?) E( W/ `8 {7 x
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ' d3 w# ^ J5 d/ N: S' u
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
' c6 T( M+ f. x& Z' P8 f8 Y" A, z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" B! T x6 n, N0 O'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
/ x- d1 P# y1 I! ~6 B C'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
6 H0 K/ b8 n7 C3 b: w9 ^" }/ M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' * K r! d+ a! J
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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( N$ S ]$ [& X; o3 y# C2 {6 B'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
' G, a4 \# B- C 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* h1 |* j5 X i, w! D0 ]" J'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' % e1 F6 Q n3 J5 l' Q. v! [
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 5 v" J) ]* p2 ~) E/ D1 e
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