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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 7 M5 Z2 q, F, x" X1 k
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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! P% k) D" D) J* p; ~: N# K3 U2 Q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her * r" Z1 H) ^+ M
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' % N; ?- U: p& E$ v; Z% F: N9 H
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ! l4 ^. P' W2 O0 u
'For reading a book,' she replies W! g% e9 _" L4 h" @6 M; t2 q
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. * H; b4 q2 s$ ^2 U# V1 H/ G3 W* u
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 s6 G# u- D' X" y& v# W: k; {8 U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 F% w& P7 z# {) L+ h'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
, c6 x5 b: X. E, D( C 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! T0 n; r; }0 Z6 _'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 8 z% G( [, a; o# |, y* X0 G: c
5 Q! |; D/ M% ?! h+ X; u u7 n'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ' F+ U1 `+ J! [) x
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