Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
$ K$ M& J9 b9 B0 P4 u'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) |3 L- F, H* T9 s/ O5 q7 C'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
8 W' t* N0 H/ \1 H'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
3 L" n& L5 j% ^8 m'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
, m; K  u$ A2 A, L  c/ U$ L, ?'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
$ v1 q" _! [2 M# p" g! _* p# Q'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
6 ?, Y3 {* [- T9 Y/ m8 D% T 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

; f& P, `1 `1 V' o0 Z# q'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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