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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" q* q3 {% A4 @9 `0 {'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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2 k0 v3 H% X! c6 n2 {' b'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her , \$ v. Q. ]2 G* w6 f
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   & Q1 R% v( `- g' ?4 K+ x2 V3 _
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 _; Z- V8 `& K! Y4 q8 s& ~
'For reading a book,' she replies
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+ K$ _$ y/ r  y- W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 7 @$ |- p* G1 l2 E& i" `
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 a$ f0 j  V* }. p'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ; n, X' {+ b) Z; w1 E
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
" f& J8 E1 P  }" c1 q 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
6 N5 X# A* s/ Y1 e( Y+ x9 C'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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' `' B( \$ a& o7 S'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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