Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 Q8 s/ E9 e, `- o& \: H" ?'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

, ]* e7 x5 A  K8 u5 f* K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
( t) i* [) {/ G" b+ s'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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4 u" s" F3 }. W7 }'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
- U9 O) u. K+ W'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
3 r8 X: J* N9 C4 ^# U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
+ v/ }6 [+ ^( D& b- e& o" n; ? 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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  B2 f! Z" h! j# I'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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1 p. h2 n* u% I8 I[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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