Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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) l# \/ X& w  _) u" M( |% q3 ?Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
8 |# V, Z- s, n% V$ X'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
! E) P+ d# A9 \% k9 M& o4 ^8 M'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
1 d0 _2 V/ d$ f: `( J+ F! F& m'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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6 J5 d! I: `6 j7 X+ J'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
/ M5 l' E3 o5 B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
  ]; n7 _2 L4 ]" ^3 ~ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* h- }& |4 {! N7 k$ Y9 b'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

2 S. S1 ~. P$ ~2 `[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

# }: h0 i) A; E" O( A% W' D) |0 yBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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7 D! j1 j7 S# Y- g9 ^! U4 J1 X+ h5 A[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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