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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 2 N) \( {; L0 Y( J, [6 S+ y, l
* m, n, Y. [% A! w; B9 G( U0 |6 B- FAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' ' c( K' b! C' ]" o! }) A2 o
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') " h3 H& v+ O. O* S
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her " J* K' k9 \5 Y3 Y" F1 [ ~
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 O8 a% }/ j1 o8 Q; f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
' j( D* q* X8 \! x' k'For reading a book,' she replies
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) Y w3 T! X1 m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) h. B' h; a; ~+ ~, ?4 _'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ) A% b2 o5 z$ M5 L6 K6 p8 K' l2 ]
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # O N7 Q1 {7 S) t+ k
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. / n/ s, H* o% a# i
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. - h; Y. j7 X% m ]; k
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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5 `5 F3 S8 Z& J8 a* ~" g, K'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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& i* q. y! }4 B0 h[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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