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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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' C* t: |4 P. ^) [5 A- ?8 _' E! _Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' $ T% T+ s5 J' ~8 |9 v
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
1 m) O$ B/ q( s$ t$ i' ]3 l4 p'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
$ o8 z. N0 N! g' L' ~& i'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # ?9 b( L7 t+ V8 D' R, D
'For reading a book,' she replies
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6 ^/ Q5 g1 h% ^9 f1 B$ p" j1 W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
. c) |. C2 b& t8 L$ S. Q# D" _7 P: N'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 5 I8 T i/ l: |' N' k
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' + O- i) y/ `/ t5 K$ W. x# D. K
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. + f) {/ j) T" f4 j( P: m i
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. * _- s- q$ ~0 X1 B* ^
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 9 A- i: P3 {. `
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