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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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) N+ ?" T; y1 k6 T7 e: yAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
* x& }* Z% V1 t/ G- g2 M$ Y! q7 ^'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   + D+ g+ J" {7 ]
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ) ~5 N5 i+ m& w( j4 a
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* t. e  ~- p* D  J3 k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
9 i% I+ L: G8 o+ o: w'For reading a book,' she replies
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! C( m4 u$ ?: f'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) T3 A* f1 r/ n, {) x1 G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 9 O6 L7 c: Z& f- E" E
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 0 h3 @" h8 r( M2 Y9 B
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   - H9 F+ m9 s$ V: I) s. |
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
2 n5 n& z3 Q0 u( B'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   % ~" {4 v9 W, U5 q0 {

! m) u. O4 @3 T; y* c/ h'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. " f' c8 d. t$ _- a7 O
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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5 m, U/ m# P# l1 `! k' Y, k[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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