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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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8 l6 Z) T) E5 g( ]' e! P! ZAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
4 t; G; I# \1 Z8 T3 y) x9 q'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') # n9 l1 Y8 ~) q. d
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 4 W, ]4 b; U9 |0 W; K' Q# [
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' . f9 \3 G& A2 C
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 9 e5 E7 R1 ~4 J+ M8 O
'For reading a book,' she replies . B* b/ z, H, }8 t
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
- ]. k7 W9 \+ m; v2 x'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ; a' u" y# x1 E' Q2 D: B
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
& K! p, B, r7 H" |0 ^# G 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 6 N$ o& |: U" O ~* ?( u
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' / z; k: E5 b7 Y$ \
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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