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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ; }4 N; u% ~- e& H1 m
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 3 A( `2 ` @ W! `
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') # S0 s1 ?5 f4 k$ S) c& z
* I& ^9 O" }/ o# k" r) \: h' N, N'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
8 R! O( D' f0 e0 |, l'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 E8 }5 l( ]1 j6 A! c5 [9 T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 w b2 G- U4 b. ^4 w0 K
'For reading a book,' she replies 1 [7 W. h7 w, U) ?/ T! |2 J
$ ?8 ^/ C) D ?'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( \0 K; R# d$ S; x- L6 R1 O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# [$ x$ X' z. G+ g0 x i" h. v4 K'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' $ v5 M0 Q7 K. }1 [0 D6 D( g1 @2 W$ l8 ?
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
5 T2 `! a5 t4 T$ K+ ~ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. d) r/ e% F- X! N3 D( U2 Z
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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( }+ q7 U9 I- N' {'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. - j$ Y* [0 |7 I2 [9 Z
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