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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 7 U3 F6 f6 Q* J5 v( Q9 Y0 c/ F

4 W9 h; l, r. V; CAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. U; b+ K& K* s0 z2 Y1 \3 L'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   " u! g% c; n5 k. m4 f
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
  ]: @  ~7 C4 K7 |* r$ [# _'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   - n/ i4 U, `5 s3 J5 ?# o- A
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 0 e3 y. Z" _- v1 C
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( q; `) x& ]* u& [2 X* [+ M/ z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 2 P/ n% D* [) {0 ~1 ]+ k
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' : d; J' V2 V9 p8 a  c
  
$ b8 V* h6 e, W- d'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
1 t/ u7 I; a- L( J  ~ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
9 I# K& k/ I0 A: F# H& F'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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2 C3 R. N7 G$ n8 C: z1 J'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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: V# M7 o2 E' f% ~) H3 Q4 `[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 1 ]0 G8 \7 N$ f
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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/ C3 O) Q8 _) T# M  n7 n& J[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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