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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 8 p' a7 o. b/ H6 R; w7 \- R3 }2 c; e
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' & ]' c& W" L( C. M$ z1 C
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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/ L; h! a0 b: U3 W& F3 K'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her # |" @; Y0 K6 p% f9 \* P- R
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 a% [- J4 s- k% W* E4 O'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & Q: F/ n: T; K8 J1 d4 ], D
'For reading a book,' she replies 1 x+ k( I; e8 R9 t2 M. g3 Y
3 I: d8 P7 _) W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
a; K3 \5 ?' l% G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / ]- N$ ~' T7 ~/ O* c8 @
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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2 ^: M3 V2 B1 h* f8 @# U6 a# X'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
3 U1 u0 k( G" @3 N! o# c 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 2 o" P |" l4 h! C# l
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 5 C& m" J$ |/ H) @. u
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 6 i- V) H) O" i8 U8 L6 c) y
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