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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. , M+ |/ R6 e. m& {9 M
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
5 B( E, ?1 o8 V9 p1 s'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
- R3 h, v! |) j$ {! G% K'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   : A. K8 X" J. L# ^' s
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
. M0 l7 }6 [$ B0 @1 Q9 ~9 Z'For reading a book,' she replies
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& v  {4 r2 d: t. C/ p'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 1 g, m8 V. ]8 l% a# P& n  E+ u# N2 [
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' . ?2 H* P  B- P
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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& O( H5 j( x( ]' `$ e* `; L'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   1 P( a7 z1 m% L
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 6 O# y% n; C6 j; o, L- |- z4 H
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   " ?5 }1 D3 m# M0 `5 t
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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/ w9 Y4 S, l0 t: D[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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1 O  F% u' R. h) h* x) U; lBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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