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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
! R6 b8 S+ O8 `'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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  j6 f- k6 \8 K3 R* K1 ~1 u2 ['You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
; y! t. k! `# }' [) B# X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
+ a9 b' b7 l1 B' `* x  r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 2 i# I- N7 R* g+ j8 X8 W5 M( n
'For reading a book,' she replies
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$ m1 H0 h3 F9 d1 y: F6 P" n'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ) Z# T2 b2 m$ B# ]2 J% r
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 4 D) Q+ P7 k) ?6 W$ w( T+ C, @
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 r8 g: D. |. o6 W'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   1 h3 i# l/ Z7 B9 |
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ! N5 u- h6 h$ C( v) O3 p4 h
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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# X( x+ }: o9 RBut a funny story.
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:)
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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: l+ d6 ]: ?  `( l- T[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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