Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
& K* k& H* o- j& j4 s. W+ z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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1 M) M- M- E1 Q% n* |8 v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ ^7 a. y) c" ~% M. a" i'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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8 X8 b" q  l' U" f'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
7 I& m% Q. G8 Z, ~8 f& i  U 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! u! W. V0 t# t. \" |'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

; M( ~! Q1 [- t6 t9 e+ {: K8 D( W'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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