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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ! Q' e4 H8 b) Q* W4 P
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
! I1 f' p) g( U" b; B6 R1 {1 k& n2 y'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 0 ]" V$ R" b: d
9 i5 S& l2 J, r u$ C: i/ X1 p- Q$ ~'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
. f. d, e; |) K: B, E5 W'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' W4 Y3 E2 Q8 Q- ?
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
$ u- }' m- h6 y$ P'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. . h; {/ x3 x* [4 Z. c
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / {% {7 {8 ]! p+ r" D6 f
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' G& D3 e% _% [ v* m2 |6 N7 h. ^
6 X f4 g+ {# r'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. # A$ J# _& F- I8 w6 A
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ' A2 j, B5 r' ~
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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$ j" S% u4 X! q/ v'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. % ]1 ?- u. S. r$ f
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