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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % f& B5 E) F* B/ d3 ~9 v
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
; G( q9 u( a3 \0 h* Y: \'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 6 T+ X4 B1 ^: ?
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 X$ k; \, X) E! j
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 U* T4 E2 i- Q) r'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. # {0 S1 X6 i3 c( P/ T- l
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 \( l! e8 Q' Q: z6 G'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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/ I t) }# ~, I+ }5 P/ D2 O' t'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
$ B( r/ j' j" |& F+ @' _7 |* I' P 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. # h/ F& @' d: T' \* ~
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ; B, h) W5 Y, Z: d) M3 |
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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