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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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) {' [4 N4 W% b# c: U5 FAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
( p, ^. G/ ?9 W: u) d) j0 L' |' ]'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
; ^6 u  ~& G3 W, L* G5 o' Z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'     _6 X* n( ~, [
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' / @+ Z) j- `! b" D) |
'For reading a book,' she replies
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# _% R% |. x8 g3 U1 F'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
0 N- a* _0 n( s5 C' Q1 V1 G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- E) S- E) A8 ^" r$ A8 ^# d: {'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 2 A" V! [" V) @6 i6 D
  
& d# ^* F5 R) i, c8 b' E( X'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   5 m; b# S* w- e' |  _
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
; l' Y( X  x* L$ ^'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ' L# ?: T) |8 h- f

, x; j" _0 |5 _( P0 H'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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) s( o0 n0 S7 G3 r* g" M" l[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. 1 Q! e$ k( v  e% O

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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& E9 ^( U& L: O" Y[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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