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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 4 H4 Z  Y8 g4 ^+ v, x; C6 y

- D+ i# @- m( z" iAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
6 ]& s/ X( O1 T'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   ; T- t+ ^, T* q- C2 A9 S: Q
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her - \; i; \/ @+ k% B) ?* Q
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
/ g# `7 t" d* f/ p- F* O'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
; ]  j1 W- e- e  ^" N! E* G5 k'For reading a book,' she replies
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" p. `: Q- ?6 Q# g- x'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. - b" a' i( u* D7 L$ _
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 7 s0 w6 g6 S! u6 Z
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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: h  S4 l; z6 Y'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
# W8 b- |& E. j8 R' t 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. E3 {! d! F" W# V'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'     @0 n8 V8 v$ j  U9 @- K8 ~
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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: {( `$ n( w8 b[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. " s4 R( W+ c; z+ a4 F

1 T7 w2 d( c4 e- l: I: s! S5 M5 zBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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