Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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7 e0 ^% E; i8 B5 _+ Q9 ZAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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8 m* V, U3 f* }2 P, ]" a  Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
5 f  P4 Z3 H. g'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 K2 d" P3 [: T3 h'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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4 Y$ ~0 E& g; q, x, n% D: y* E& B. I'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) r/ {; D' Q  K8 }' u'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

& f4 ?& \1 c: Q0 ~+ ?'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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  B/ N) X6 M: @0 x6 D' V, R1 l[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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