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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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5 V+ N* q9 d; g  g1 oAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 1 k6 P1 e0 s) X3 H$ n! v
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   6 ~5 j5 e  I/ @7 o: n0 S* [. ^6 y

0 Y- B/ g) v/ `+ t/ \7 e/ v8 T# y'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
" M& \8 d0 R6 V6 L1 l# f8 P3 G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   1 H( G6 L4 g0 F
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
9 a' [2 N$ _0 I2 `" L'For reading a book,' she replies - P/ B+ y$ O& K" V. d$ z' V  _
  
  \$ A, l* e& |'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 2 _! B- m4 P, x" o8 c
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' . U6 K, l- u! c& P- W
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 4 r: v2 m; [/ c' ?: h7 j
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
, v# \( H, h; O# t. p7 }/ ?$ u 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ' f1 U. O; z% f, I( K" g
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   : ]& H5 @0 w0 Q  ~! j. x8 a" d9 _

$ Q7 V' X- f! v0 [+ t7 A1 ]% N'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 6 Y, |, w  p+ g5 B+ c) P

* R/ D/ J: q) D. c' x1 b% E0 NBut a funny story. / ?: y/ E% v3 p( S" i9 k4 N
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK% U2 L1 E' N: W  _$ j& x# f
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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