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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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+ s6 \( X( {0 [4 L6 L- YAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 2 [6 \" s2 h' G$ F' A6 J9 u) i }
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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4 t3 X% \; S# R* k'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
5 F( P3 N- q1 |0 K1 N) I'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
7 A6 i" m0 t* E/ _& r' }6 L% S'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
" W, L5 ^ m; \'For reading a book,' she replies
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7 G) v, ] S8 }% r- @7 p/ V- Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ' E; D# x* m( l' Z+ K/ a! M
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
% o! l" T% D( z% T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 0 ]! }2 p8 W5 i& F1 L& w X/ _2 X
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 1 N- K; {* l6 D6 R$ {* I+ G
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' Y- L9 {1 C u7 Q
% u' a! g: k: U'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 5 {$ h, |( G: r& w) L+ x
5 {4 B6 K" [! e* R[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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