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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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  M2 t1 k2 j% b: Y- I6 k4 x  mAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 6 r# U( L2 i; C; x
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   * _; B" `& ~9 a& o, s

# \# d2 x% N$ N3 I! B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
! l1 e  B, d3 e'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
7 X' G3 s6 U7 k$ m'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
: H- @4 h& o+ h- R'For reading a book,' she replies 6 e% h: E, v. k  R) E1 w
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. . r5 }' ^) `; {" r7 n  s9 @; \
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 E% ^1 l5 C2 \7 Q. w/ ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 L, e* f) Z+ c- @
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
2 s/ N/ ~2 F* e1 z2 L! N$ f& {' ^ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ! ]7 v' t  f: @' n* o
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   & c% v4 y! ?( a; s9 r. |1 D' c
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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- g1 n4 R2 M2 N9 L[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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$ m7 J! n! L. }But a funny story. ) [& @7 U/ x; v7 h. l8 O

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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