Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

2 {. e! m( N0 e2 h  S% OAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
/ o% h# z0 D3 N8 @% H7 S* V'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

  o: [+ q; ]+ {/ g0 v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
  H6 r$ Y4 x7 q# L1 |- j'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
# m, ^# G, Y& z( d% L! A( [  L# z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
5 |# F; k; ^+ i'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
/ D2 B0 U5 |6 k& N'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 i9 h0 Y- E' o  U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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! d) R7 Y1 V9 F'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
/ t% |1 u* D# k, Z) o# B 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
$ _2 \& g: P# F3 {# I  E3 Z8 f% j'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

0 m, k/ K5 q! ?' i'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

! s7 T6 k, _( {' p# C  ?) uBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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