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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % V5 l9 z$ \8 }

* ?, w8 Y0 x& CAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
! ~: i1 z6 ]9 e: d'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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, l6 [( L% z- m- U6 [! i, Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 4 l4 ^1 Y  o9 x/ s
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   5 a7 h& J3 r1 v: j6 e' E2 k/ t
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
5 `0 [" p/ f- z" [2 M6 V6 M'For reading a book,' she replies ' [# x8 b& S6 u1 F
  
! X, `- U$ A* b1 m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ' l8 s' Y! C2 z
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' * s8 g+ l8 _- W+ e- V& m, N  Y; C
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
- N8 j, z/ L6 V9 z4 N- r$ e' D 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
" t) n- z9 E/ K/ i4 b# Z9 R2 X) i5 x'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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9 e5 q$ w8 e4 @" u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. ; _% ^8 ~. X9 d. N2 j2 Z; a; d( l

+ \2 K/ W. M: a" xBut a funny story. & F# P0 t0 O9 [

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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