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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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0 `! B8 ^$ i- e8 u, O6 O. j1 d* CAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'   l+ _1 m2 X- |) d" a8 y2 V$ r$ q
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 8 x: ?  O6 d" G  ]9 \, K
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
" A' r* Z) B5 s! X8 F9 q$ J! J'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
9 t5 ?0 v4 j( F: x9 z9 y'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
% S/ |/ \) F. |9 U! ?) y) p, E1 r'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / K( H) T( A" R& U7 B. Z' a
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
, W  s% R. P) @; _7 V; \ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ( r* r5 I& a& u/ c1 Q  }' |
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. & L0 b; t' n; z: G/ e" O

% m' N6 r2 D9 h' w/ X# g2 L) EBut a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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