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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. - p' ]* C# e/ j, q% N
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 9 n7 C+ w% G; l$ ?! p4 F* u* Z
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   ! R; K, T% n# \

2 k" y( R' U) W# L  C: G'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
  N! a9 Z9 u) c! w& e" Y. f'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   ! x) [% X1 r  H
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 9 \8 q/ f7 H+ N' c
'For reading a book,' she replies
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! g2 S' L7 `/ U( o'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
7 u3 D  {9 }0 h/ m* X3 X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( t5 Q6 l: M2 @, G7 G" M+ o'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' $ B# a: `7 n( A, W
  
: w) \5 j$ k# z( f3 x. U7 c'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   2 D' s# R; v* u0 l/ B% |8 R& }
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 1 s8 ]# R; ^: B  P1 H# f
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'     z# J9 Y3 u( M" b: |

& F* {2 ~9 L% Q1 P, X'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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  c( R. U2 C; d: s[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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