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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
# ^# B2 h" R, B5 [/ b3 E'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   + n5 I" w6 D* [# @
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
# B" E" ^+ U7 ?9 J9 p; a# l. `'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   , T, i  t6 Z. O" |% h
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
9 ]  b1 R( [; H, N. b'For reading a book,' she replies ) s7 @7 Y, `% A+ O2 X" F
  
3 S" n+ `  _$ T: K6 V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
/ [9 H) p8 ?3 C/ C5 Q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 ?% |4 [# k  z, i3 \+ Y$ f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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, N# \9 z: |, F7 }" ?; S$ m'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   1 @6 ?) f$ o3 B) P% `8 Z
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. . j' x: {- g+ y4 h7 W
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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: a( z2 b# x" N$ G'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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; }$ {' U; L+ d2 f  _But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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