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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% j. `& G9 [6 g9 s( v( z'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   ' k+ J1 |6 G4 O6 W
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her , V# c: W  e( e) E2 S
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
* ^) _& \9 n( ]. s8 L# C'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 o: x" e0 E: t- N
'For reading a book,' she replies 2 N1 W. ^& V4 f' O  z
  
2 [( J# \* W& C'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: ~/ ?; G: \% b5 J, ?; J& D9 p'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
  h$ y" V% S* M* [; u'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 x4 w! O0 [/ b, E7 x
  
& k  K5 [- d' v- Z'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   9 V2 R# o+ a3 X' ?
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
5 e, Q' z: p4 n3 ~5 k% V, M/ l'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   . _3 Y! G' S8 u. a+ S
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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! }% h' V9 |0 \[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. ( J- p, y2 J+ Q4 w( u, R
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But a funny story.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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$ J! e) w, y8 C7 E! k, @' U[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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