Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

1 D; ]" E; Y6 D) l: E) {Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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: \5 W; K' P! H: x+ y'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) v* k( `6 c# z- y+ L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
7 u9 E5 W1 U5 w8 ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 ]: v; N/ `  ]! v& z'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
3 u9 m2 ^5 \7 N1 ]' _* W: W! Q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
$ f. @* W7 a/ i  [ 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

7 `3 h; \# c: D0 j& O) S3 I  ^5 ~4 q[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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1 E  n9 \0 R0 J( dBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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