Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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. ~2 `# v$ X! c1 o+ b/ ]5 \Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" s" O  w+ Y- ?- {) P2 c'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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! @$ T% B7 p9 q9 d+ U'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
: j5 V  D+ ~: l3 k& V* I'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
( {8 ^: I. }3 f/ d  i; z3 ]'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
& A% X1 ]- K9 K4 G, E/ ^$ d! a" R. ~'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
5 t. E1 T5 k: ?: S$ U& n) e5 q: U% E 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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