Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
& n& |2 g1 D! }8 H( j3 e'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
5 Z& F" z# i5 P- W0 B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 T. _: v! [9 r5 ~1 ['Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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. w# c4 X4 @  h1 Y# [/ e'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
7 k/ W: w: V6 n1 @; U. q'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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- A/ a. m, S% Y0 u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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$ L" Q! g# O* ~. A: U, f: [7 e' S[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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