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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ; ]# b# S) O$ j# [6 ~$ t
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' + ]# O) a5 q" o* E: V2 o0 ^
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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2 B- a! i0 v4 ]! G1 v'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 6 l* u" i& f! Y- k
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' " h J% z7 [$ m) V: `# [1 P
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 7 p+ T! b. @9 o
'For reading a book,' she replies - u& a0 n8 w7 o& i/ ^+ H' B6 Y4 B
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 0 Z0 ~% j* u7 P3 I' ~8 G- I* F
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" z/ n X+ o" p7 v! r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # P8 K w0 s. D4 i2 ?# f$ t
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 1 G, |4 ]8 W8 n3 u, v2 [0 ^$ D5 D
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ) E3 h6 D+ B. K* T$ K
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 0 Y0 ]/ R: W0 m' S
4 I6 a# s' b: [" }'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 7 j7 }2 Y( m! H7 R1 w4 }0 F
' ~$ m4 A4 a! |5 e9 y, F[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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