Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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9 R3 T0 y! G2 j, F8 g' Z5 YAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

+ @6 v* c' l: {, I'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 ~9 x+ w5 F# K5 I* Q'For reading a book,' she replies
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7 E1 R5 N+ a: Z6 D'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
: h) Q8 z: O, n" Z& c/ B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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3 U; W3 g, b0 I( J4 p'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
! f& E2 {9 q% S) @; T5 |/ o2 D$ r 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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, ^/ i0 I7 b: O, Q# M; W9 O: R'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

& T' J- w  W/ N/ i7 Y8 HBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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