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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 7 @+ f' d9 m) z$ ]/ k( e- S7 K, d
4 C- [7 R$ \* QAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' & S( [ p. i$ \
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ( c( r1 y! r5 g! n
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her i2 U8 Y& F5 [
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ! j3 H5 c c8 U- G
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 4 y7 O/ t- \( z& g" I: S5 C) I
'For reading a book,' she replies % K. w+ Q7 p. [; m; ]( j
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. y. n* r; W) ` j1 r" [
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' % d7 \+ `# }. P7 O% q
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 8 L, r4 P# |% D( z# M
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
8 v0 U( G3 q3 K& [ g# T'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 8 [ g6 p, ?$ b! {' ^0 X1 [- R
3 x" v' A4 n! h m% k% s7 d'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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