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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 3 H1 a( S3 R( U; R) Z7 G, I# z
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' / S" m' \( @4 }$ e- E, [
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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! z5 d8 v- ]* R4 E% f; _& ]'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: Y+ S' Q2 l3 A'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   + _: x2 [2 p3 S$ c
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
0 `3 _) Q9 C) w3 l( f8 F2 m1 Q  G'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. # v5 T& Q4 {! _/ N
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / F9 G, \' ]2 r0 |; D! }- r( M
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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& S. G' I# H5 M2 e. U+ h'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   % b4 B( Y2 ?* g& B+ V( ^
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
3 e; m9 g7 @1 x'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. $ _: C% Z+ ~- G# f6 W
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But a funny story. 9 Y* r( w# Y3 V' _: n
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:)
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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