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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 2 u7 |0 I6 V0 S+ Z# {
, X9 q2 q9 N& Q0 IAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' : ^/ Z6 o& B* C* o
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ b4 S& S$ h2 p$ V6 L9 }$ e'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' $ s3 k# n5 r2 D
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 v+ a0 ?3 U! ?9 j) h5 q* j'For reading a book,' she replies
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# r) M* {" K1 z. g# _'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
" w8 W+ t% m' S'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" Q- ^& t5 f' M3 M. i2 x'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ! u) o7 C* M: K
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
1 G/ E: A2 g* Z 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
9 ?0 y0 J+ K% e* L+ G& [5 j7 F/ c'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 0 I6 {, R& t' }7 g
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. $ f/ Z/ F3 U9 f. [$ s
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