Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

7 |- P/ s% W9 M* }& P8 ^9 I# XAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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2 ]# q/ ?- ]& V: \' D'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 p' n4 }7 I# V, J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  {. q8 v4 y' T$ A2 O'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
- w7 u9 B2 l' [2 ~. d" j& }'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# `5 ^' |2 ~  Q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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6 }% w' c; O( H'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
& @/ q# J6 b/ s% g) i 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
8 c$ t$ w! d) {  x/ m" p& Y'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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0 b$ m+ x+ I$ q  S# T: D' f/ H* H  \" ^But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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