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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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+ y! |+ b7 w0 T7 `+ b* }Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 }- h8 f( L2 j3 a4 g# j- s'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 9 q% W, [7 C3 H1 J: \
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* T/ g" K& L# ~" ?'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' % `0 v9 H8 ^; L6 S* j0 q- ~5 _% M$ D
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
6 _4 P: G" [+ ]+ ?'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
g2 L! K7 P- H/ E'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 z4 b7 W9 y# q'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
' U4 L; Z$ }1 O6 [; B' D 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. * ]% L. T) R! |( r5 T3 X. l
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ; m! R) I1 U: a- `) l4 H$ `6 J
s/ q! G; i- U" F" b0 Y* J7 |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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