Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
! ?. g  x5 _: n2 F'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
  D$ J! w' r. P" p'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
4 W$ G7 g# u, {6 |& H$ ['Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, K# j( C; f5 D, G0 Z  b, Z'For reading a book,' she replies
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5 n6 y. ~" J8 R1 h'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
4 ^* v& ^; @4 A( X3 d* W'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
" l- @1 U7 T1 H; }" n9 I' B4 o'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

+ c! m) @9 V6 F; X5 p1 H% R( u6 _'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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. r" T: m0 h- i% k" o, ^. O6 q1 `[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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