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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. . b. j* F8 x8 P& u- \
$ x/ b6 u& j: w) I. ZAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% F4 j7 f; d# Q8 E5 B/ J'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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; }9 `3 x9 ?/ ]$ T'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
! s" O+ I7 G8 ], e- Z. I' S'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' " K9 w% r7 A5 U K% J; u/ [1 m) W2 H
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' * {- b& `, j1 {5 P' k, E
'For reading a book,' she replies
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9 p5 q& `# |$ a: E- U'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
2 O5 G. Q. t# G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
+ h2 @: @& G( G7 x0 C: B'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ( L2 }4 s h0 T4 R: ]2 a+ A
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. : i3 d* P M: u2 x! v
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. , y0 J. G3 }) Q
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' & H, d! `+ p5 F5 r. E: {
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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