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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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! n4 L6 z, C9 M4 X0 c) uAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' % \5 r0 U+ t; c
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') @: w g. \7 z0 v
* t- A, j) u0 t9 l'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 0 b5 ~. N5 G2 M& Y3 q# m) Y) V
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
# C2 Z2 o0 `1 y" T'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' z6 F" H! A0 H$ H9 L
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. : t# U0 ]! A) W9 B* R9 C! ?8 n4 q7 J
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 \2 ~0 n6 t" s: ^ a* S! s2 |
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 7 x% e9 I/ i, j: L, S8 A. e
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. , Q) F+ s; l) ~8 S( O4 s
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' + Y9 Q" t# A; ~& k3 R, q d
* }' H1 |) w1 _4 ?9 t'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ! K3 L1 h$ w! h8 [5 i6 c
) I5 `* d! g2 F) v, Z0 }: K) m[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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