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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
" g: i% `9 m6 M! \, j% h( v* H' m'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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& u$ B! y: m& i+ r* }3 N1 W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her * x/ L9 Y; k7 h7 ^. n# i
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
" [" e4 f; @0 \; B" k5 m5 _! d: V'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
( `  h4 n& A: ^'For reading a book,' she replies & o6 O& [7 [1 i* k! ~4 i
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. : o0 V8 b4 A. B6 G3 t' n0 b
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 P/ D: G$ U3 f3 f# ]8 z' \5 c'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 ^% g( c$ z$ @+ J5 m5 C
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   ) ]1 ~; o( `& t* T, T
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 7 z/ c% j+ X( L- ~8 k: ~
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   3 f1 @& T+ b4 Z( i. X& y: g

" P4 f- O( [4 J+ l8 C'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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:)
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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& s9 x/ s+ J; }) |7 b7 Y+ v[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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