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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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  ?  U4 j+ `4 i* \6 l0 ^3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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" z! J: W5 G  A+ K# g  _/ u! u1 I4. Then analyze the situation:& M7 D0 I% I$ O

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. e5 S8 E" k4 R& z7 va. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.0 q4 u$ A) ~# N

; C- }, u" V( J6 Ab. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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4 S2 J7 h. c8 ?9 s9 \# {# oc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.& e0 \/ Z0 j$ m3 ^% J& Z* F
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.1 a* v( ~' c% S  L) c/ @
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.1 J. ^" \) z+ I' m/ f( [+ I- W- ?

& j' _/ Y4 r- ^g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.! }" F" B( Y( x7 p

; E& t9 K+ K2 R* O& y8 Yh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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% s/ @! l7 W4 m$ Pi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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/ ?1 V/ D6 A4 v: n( Jj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.) l+ M7 d! x/ n3 s; f* S
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning." k5 \9 T, Q0 t' y- ]6 f- G2 k
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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# v- `% B( W) H  }: V1 r8 AFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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