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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.% ]9 j. _& i- B' i4 v+ o7 q* D

0 w4 w( B$ L5 R6 l  }- O2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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# B+ P9 u2 O: C3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.5 ^9 P+ X- ?% @& Z  g
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4. Then analyze the situation:& S5 s* m1 E/ H' o+ q5 I4 o  Y$ W  V4 [$ e
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% O. b7 J) ?9 \  H0 N3 O. R9 ta. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.- R/ s7 S+ x' J

4 p& t; s; Q9 i& @, o5 Bb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.4 ^% Z1 R/ ]; A% d# U4 U: F3 k4 e, y
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.8 A  ?. _& D# F! x
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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3 x' L0 x% d9 f. s3 }f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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7 y$ m  Q, `. b, f9 ?  U! tg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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/ u1 a0 z' J5 u  ^( Hh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.; I% v1 R: R5 _# Q

" A3 \- @- g6 }" K: z- ]) ki. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.# y9 K, D8 j" ]

8 s% e1 g$ p% Xj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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1 B! M" H5 n: s0 e3 h7 ek. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.  O  _# t7 D" I; @
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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