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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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- R. N- p" |$ s) C; w2 U6 S& R8 D2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.9 j' G# Z6 A' C+ s( D

7 h2 B+ x. j7 I* w! ^1 ~3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.9 c. F) H: {% w4 P+ m1 o1 X
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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0 \) d+ q* d9 d+ P1 g1 ~( Na. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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7 d4 y. v; L) D. ic. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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4 C3 Y1 C; {' se. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.+ m( |: V; n. Z+ J5 {! ~; Q
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security., ?- u8 L. x% o1 b# N7 s
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.1 G5 v, n- Y1 L# g

; V# o6 E7 g! y6 Fh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.1 K/ v9 d& I* t5 y8 P
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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  `/ U3 o. Z+ p4 L0 Ij. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.5 I" h/ ^9 T* N% Z! M

3 m5 A! \* l& J( P9 G  ]$ }k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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+ @9 t# A4 H) V% ]7 @l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .1 }# r0 Z4 s( B
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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