Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 S$ \! i8 @: ^( g! rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, a1 h$ P* _" y1 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 \3 t7 A) u$ O- _1 hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# x) Z+ _; a) { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 V0 b6 D" P, p; t# B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# [4 ?* _, j' @8 C6 L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 k4 q4 G& }, Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 ~8 Q, H& r: e+ |: J/ u8 W6 Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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4 i& o0 p0 K2 a4 S. w! eNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ u# `3 C+ E6 W  athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ H/ A5 E5 a# i8 Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 N6 l7 G6 [6 q. Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: q2 m" M3 O4 vback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 M8 s) t- B; e/ `. H8 v) swakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

) p; }, b. |7 U) K' u$ R7 yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
0 B: C, X' n/ ]4 l8 L* T/ g  c. U; Iand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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1 ]1 ~6 w5 R: a! K8 \' T# }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' F- N& e/ l, W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. Z3 A) C: q" K. ~4 g& N# u: B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, o3 q( d' }4 E. a8 W& H9 _>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 y9 E7 y/ y( |* I% d  q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

  M, K2 Y9 H, i  B0 D! j3 R9 ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, z" l8 A( Q) x) i6 w/ L. o- r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! J! A- _9 E! G! ~9 Q6 {, x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 O! f& e4 W/ y" s# g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 _$ e; w* T7 ^' m& C# x8 C# `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. M/ ^% v! u0 _$ Y' l0 P+ R# L>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 B0 M) h* z- ^) [4 |) hA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- F+ Z& Z2 P% k/ b& A3 Q4 R3 rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; X1 J0 k- u" x$ C, w/ othe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( g2 w9 X) B4 ?2 `+ s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. b5 ^, M  E& `; O3 t" \7 i" A真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



& }# h3 j9 c6 V( W' g) h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 J+ R+ C' K' _" c; f5 s0 K真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

2 F$ ]# a" \& c8 T% ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. ]1 i+ [, q. O% z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

; J1 P  g8 ^1 [& ]8 Y: ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 Y& {( `( f- ^8 ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 ?0 s5 T3 }/ F. c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 x+ u3 ]! g( t3 V3 L' m4 t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

0 k, R2 k, Q1 |% K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 S* I' g/ q! {) `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 s; e, ]. ~5 \# {4 B她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 n0 w1 k7 x4 |; Q* C6 m- {1 ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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7 J; h/ Z' n1 F( g- p2 M3 |哈哈，你们在这开小会呢