Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( n! m8 G0 h2 \4 B2 Ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ _8 N  S4 p. rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 H6 P( G% J# z9 Z+ o3 R% q* t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 [' }, m9 _0 l3 t# Ayou pay me only $5.
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0 a* z( |4 n8 ?! Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% S. s( k6 U- M- m# F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 u' }  V. V/ Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' C8 S3 A, C4 {1 Z# Z6 P1 Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ _- b) Y% k: I! qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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6 M9 f4 t6 a5 d1 ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 d( F; n$ D4 e: Z, F( \references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 u' d3 Z  _* r) q- j0 i( s* \8 Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& H7 v2 q# W+ ^# vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: w4 _0 F: n+ {8 u: Thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  `9 ^5 y/ I1 r: S2 K# wback to sleep.

, y, p7 e, f; G( S6 }' DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' O/ ^' i) @, a5 n'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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2 W6 U( u) ?. s, {& mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
& [5 U8 N2 E  @4 C4 W1 Pand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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/ c# ]9 X) @  x& k1 O, f: ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& }8 ~; p0 i) |) s) h& F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 T# f, L9 w# r: w; w* q6 q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 H/ M. C2 K% x7 ^  p8 F( Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# h# X) P3 }5 _. P3 x! j' X' @>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 f8 k) u" c6 o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ _$ `( E2 O2 a; K/ y5 T5 W) U6 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% p- h7 v6 i7 [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 m( @- q5 u* C/ h0 X* s- C- Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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9 Y1 f& S8 B. d' ^7 z- O" y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ o( Z+ q* G; @# M. |, ~1 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* A8 X' t# g8 G8 v, ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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" l$ ?: D+ O! p4 \- P全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

" T9 K) L1 B+ _4 f- M3 ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 V* ]* n* `+ Q3 ~5 \' |9 r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. h& J4 K1 t" Q- w+ }% b/ }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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7 D3 d( p+ ^7 e- P0 w' [/ W: w5 b你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
( R) c8 L  U* A$ L7 g大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢