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Newfie Joke

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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 P$ m  p* P' `" R+ }( }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 m$ Y) y# w. N$ M# J: _$ lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 S" [; o# x8 |; X4 g! z* P# G
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ w1 W2 y- |; o, X- F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; V' z* |; }5 o" P$ t
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The, Z4 ?5 r% \7 N
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ b9 o, f1 g; W) Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,( K) e" d( w: h" v1 P+ ], z
you pay me only $5. ; i* O/ {9 m/ @7 s

, ~7 t, \  Q5 p8 ~4 C6 W8 K5 }' U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I1 d% Q) w% U1 T
will pay you $500. + Y$ M- c4 c& E

/ v, o- S/ a, p( z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! g  x3 w9 L' D5 ?3 Kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 8 K0 v1 W; s, f& h7 k8 K

# w0 H0 v1 {4 P! [+ d  i9 R* xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's4 K0 }3 H3 t- a5 q( Y8 @4 \
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' & }( M! X' @- n3 Q

2 C/ D: T' z3 B1 _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, r5 [! H$ i$ `( r& Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the" I2 x$ o2 g4 A& Y, W
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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# `1 z) {3 @6 @; @- _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with8 V! r# D1 x, L4 _/ t
three legs, and comes down with four?' ! ^8 M# t$ p2 T5 |6 k. X# T; g
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 A4 M$ Q; X6 e5 m9 p, S" m1 U. ^
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ X$ C5 ]; R/ s+ phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: b" ~6 R. [8 M. p" f4 z) `back to sleep.
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. r0 Y  Y2 `5 T1 R  u( X' YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He. o  X6 D4 p( {0 P
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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0 P. h3 U+ o& V, t% ~) A4 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 g; n9 n: j, ~/ o# |2 ~4 A
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the: A0 b7 Z4 J- f6 }2 _# M7 x; q7 `

9 F' G% t% R) n! h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two # g4 I( Y; U2 r1 H
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ _/ W% L, z5 d% O* X! n  n2 o7 M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the + Q) m; F5 E) I
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 1 p2 y0 e* i$ J9 b* ~
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct$ A, d, q: n) ]+ \! N$ g+ }5 X

* a3 Q  _: K0 }$ ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( S6 v7 n. H" Y7 ^/ o>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  x  M- P+ ~$ B0 e5 Q4 Q3 d% q& D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( X# g% U" x6 w1 W0 F; K$ ~, {+ a8 x  w/ N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, # m+ e2 f/ d$ a7 w. X5 a  j
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three/ m$ g4 c% [$ v

( Q0 p4 {. M9 j+ d" d: V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's # x9 b5 O! ^6 P
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the   N% X- c: Q9 p6 G, V
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand - y9 i$ F' F6 g1 \) N
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ T+ i: U; g2 ^, }0 t' C7 GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ _1 H/ d/ |6 L% q1 F. J$ blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ G4 C( m& B$ m' o# `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ v/ z* R2 |1 b9 o0 _& Mthe newfie would l ...

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. v8 Q: o, T' B8 N( `) W; J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:9 G6 G2 o; z( [1 Q
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
8 A1 Z) h. n7 N+ Y  o) n好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & a& l0 W# z" ?0 x9 F
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* E% g+ M( V' V真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 3 l! i) y* q; U! ]& j. |
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/ `0 ^$ A! Y5 m9 T8 Z+ `" g& M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) \! V+ K) a( J' y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- ~4 m  O  u! s& l! P9 p# A' k. A! o4 [
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

5 j' r$ D' Q1 V& S真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 - O0 S! `9 R, g" P( p6 j* F

; r9 B0 v# o5 D' T& x真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 - \* b- F" l5 l" \" B
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6 |% F3 M3 ?# J+ L2 B- ^) |全盘接受一下。

$ K0 ]* M% ]7 X* p3 x  R真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 " t' u8 P8 V7 z# q* F$ a; {8 a
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" `0 z8 k- ]5 P) ?别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # F: ?5 s+ B- |6 `, {$ P$ E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, U3 B0 m" i- k1 Q7 x8 @8 [5 X多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 Y* c7 {/ n+ E# p

$ v8 Y% o9 J2 Y+ x: ?- O* q9 b真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

! z4 e) C. D, F0 x8 j1 O0 `她是大学教瘦?$ A2 L7 Q" k' z+ X# k; h- a
大学教胖还差不多
! F8 E, h5 J' r她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 W) ~0 ^, s9 Y* Z2 y* C- U紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / h. }: r/ G% h! t
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 Z: \( N4 w  q哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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