Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* _& f4 P! V7 }5 Q9 ?the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
2 [, X9 u6 v' u- n  \0 R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" M/ y( m) u/ Y. Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 k' L2 T& D$ Y6 Q4 Syou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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0 T6 E. D& O4 P& @8 B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# \" ~5 ]' m4 I& k: ]: f1 Kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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) r/ g9 _: z. }8 @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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* H: S9 x- D$ l6 t7 R' H$ J8 X. YNow, it's the newfie's turn.

$ g8 x: q5 W- z0 k7 SHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ k+ f- P/ K, P" A+ b% Othree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; ~" C# |% c% S" }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- |2 Z1 ~+ ~& t6 }0 A, E! ?2 x$ hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 z" [# n+ ?; ]. ]( Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 \* _* w8 X! Y0 F. @/ phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ b& z- X0 w: M$ D- Wback to sleep.

* z0 Q  W5 t. c! b  AThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

* Z, m4 Q/ f; \! BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" a1 A% ?! A5 B, [6 g3 h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) e. D; |. t1 u! M' D( W+ f6 W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( k- U( t2 ^+ p7 ?! o: ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) P! E: T/ ^$ E, V. m: H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) n, g  B0 n3 y# j  |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 v3 y) E) p: F9 y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

" f- [. B6 y" Y; S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- m- `' y: A4 Z; q, O' F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 Z- u3 O- e0 s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 K* U- V% A+ E. OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 P) ^  v" K7 W+ n/ W2 jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' g+ E7 D% x# B. `the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" t7 K' e% e) E! ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; i% V0 R- W/ K  _) ?" B; c  f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; z! G& ^$ s/ l/ C7 |5 N- _: m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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7 J4 b" }, }. l$ ~6 r* F6 |全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ W+ L' U3 i8 e3 \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( D: G$ ~6 b( B4 g4 \/ w/ q  f) P别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ l7 M+ s) T4 ~真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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7 u3 d% @  C' W1 W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 P4 Q* d2 y* h她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; t/ g  I% N' h- C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: U$ o6 v' R+ B7 J. w, @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 O+ T* U* Z5 E哈哈，你们在这开小会呢