Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 q: _$ i' m; c! ~) kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( x5 W8 A# b+ g, x will pay you $500.
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0 @- X3 B1 E- C1 U0 | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 a0 h* ], @& P" M% yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, D8 f+ |& f. m+ G0 ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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4 A' x* Q8 T. I* aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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* `# z! j/ \5 ENow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) T! e0 d0 M+ U) P! J$ I, ^He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

1 ]9 n* [2 `. M& \# @The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; i3 i% o. p2 R7 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 Y/ X+ q- n- b- E) R- ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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2 I9 n7 |, E( f6 tThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; }7 W( q1 v) J( C/ U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 |% a; n: j4 @0 T5 P4 l8 d' V/ {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

  P0 y* M) x9 H: m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" {  }& X: ?+ T3 g' z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 |5 y8 e+ Z# _* E$ V1 x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 u" U$ p7 ^! B9 ?2 y! j1 ]# BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; N3 k# j( ~: r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" {: _3 H, [: }, n4 Y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 s: _6 \2 l! ]6 I# F8 b1 W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ p7 _: D# H! a" @! F3 k9 ~' k4 E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- v; q8 d* L7 G' J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

' v! W% T& Q4 m, [/ p' o全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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" K5 ^; M" Y* x; b全盘接受一下。

$ l* ^) O0 B& P/ T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 P/ i! K& m, g! b' t别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 A5 f) K3 W" a/ p5 S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' {: Q' r7 Y1 W8 H8 v# Z真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 j: k- I# @" B5 N. U$ `- a她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 I2 A7 s8 s  j3 Y. ^; p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, e5 N8 T/ l$ t- Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 X. c" S! H0 _哈哈，你们在这开小会呢