Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" s: V+ X6 U+ t+ M7 a% d4 nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% a: p9 v& g% R. Fyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

; X6 n$ Z$ R* B- B: x- m& qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 [! N2 ]% H0 ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ L6 r* U2 R" Ulawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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, w6 m* o" S7 d, oHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 ~7 C" w; m; b6 i( w% `three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 f0 Q, \: ]# Y/ DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- o1 M- U4 p- A% r" I6 kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, E, s' {2 n. B, A" _+ phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 l0 W: p0 S4 m' k1 Owakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. h! R/ u8 P7 k4 ~# Mcomes down with four?'
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. k& O, j# h- ~% [4 @The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" q( b0 d" @1 J- i' v5 c: v0 Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  K# {* K6 I  r- ~; j6 Q' X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- v% @$ k9 I0 N" d: z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. I" O, {& X7 ]( U>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 G" l& F. _2 }3 n9 _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 i5 y8 G$ c" G% W/ E8 u) o9 z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, U  j* o6 d7 R) E2 o) K2 b9 l' |>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  x9 e5 }6 m0 _% I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

4 |4 _! t" }, g1 ^>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ l; B" U( j" U0 e* k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ L/ \6 d" D4 [4 P- S) R( y5 E0 R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 }! u* C$ t, _. c) Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 n0 R# I6 V9 ?9 o8 U0 u) Rthe newfie would l ...

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! c7 t" J. }: T6 _- [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! P. `0 R+ N1 b4 C$ V! q$ t' e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 S) e. }' o/ |+ K0 o1 o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 m3 q- X6 ]; I( |, A  y' M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# }) ^3 Q  l' g/ T. r, O* `真聪明，偶像啊

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4 \5 D/ _3 o0 _( ^4 W全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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2 Y- @+ J& p$ ~$ N全盘接受一下。

  B8 k, t, v* P% [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 u  y. S+ _# F别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& }: ^$ L* v7 E) D7 {5 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ e! h5 Z/ c3 s9 i多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ s8 j$ _2 ]$ U( o1 S6 J真博学，偶像啊。

8 M+ h4 F6 P: P7 g- K: H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
, [9 L3 {! o. V/ l# R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 k  w/ `: A9 Y, f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* {7 S+ u" T4 Y; P5 r% h哈哈，你们在这开小会呢