Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
4 l, u: b; F3 O9 Z" S8 @* V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 y/ v4 f. w8 } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  b+ K7 r! r& R  S: Y' {& F2 @- Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ n; D) l! D: M& E+ Ayou pay me only $5.
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# z4 v$ ?# K- Y, C' G' D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
0 R! b' i4 J8 d will pay you $500.
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. u' U$ z- M5 R' o! |, v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" Z1 X6 L$ _6 L1 Dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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( V* \) j9 D" G$ @8 KThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: y/ @$ F% M% Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

3 g- ]. A8 E1 i' ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

$ A0 x- V: `6 [, m) ~The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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; A: z5 k- Z- N% s( l* Z! X6 r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

  {8 l+ L  A2 R$ bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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# A$ A8 w  D) E- ^* @Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 \! z' y, G5 L# X' {: b+ G$ z5 @; Y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 s6 U  @$ R- }1 E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; o( k6 L) e: `# I2 w; a5 ]1 U7 o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) _, C. S" y% ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 @0 c% p: z( I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 _9 w$ N4 |, T5 i. o1 C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 _! g* z) P: n' i" u9 a- v* D" F>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 C. E9 u- H! E" X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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8 J4 m# V# S; v6 G* x7 y. k>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' G- M( k( z/ I5 g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- \5 ~. n9 O, q) Z3 c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; H+ w/ k! X7 t) CA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 k; S/ j) ^4 ]4 b. w/ t. {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# K  z# Z& ^" N. i: \the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" {0 @; r4 G0 x& }  M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; J6 g+ N! |- v5 K真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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0 r6 _  a" }1 f% K4 y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ V6 B# |0 Z/ i! j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# _. \7 ]8 b* e6 ~  E. A6 H* C真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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) Y2 \; F' b7 `( _' I8 s4 y: @' d全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 P; `; {; _& _7 m' d全盘接受一下。

3 K0 l$ q# d9 d$ ?1 ^) v% W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" p' i. d# P! Z# X, O- F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  F- L; e' K: h! i/ a8 x/ c真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 Y9 l! f1 j9 O, d3 N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; a0 v9 q; P1 V; g1 s说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, _' E4 U( S1 |) X) h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢