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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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, K& a1 |3 ]& N3 Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 A5 U) @+ v) C5 j0 m: v! e; a
the newfie would like to play a fun game. + c0 n/ L+ k0 n* ]1 o3 h4 T
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so' O# r5 t) c; d- g
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. ]  Z5 H8 `1 h  W
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  p( A* w# M" p
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, Q( K' P" K& H# qyou pay me only $5. $ Y* a* z% i. L! B& m5 V
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I% U0 U. y& n/ A2 {8 `
will pay you $500.
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, Y1 G# p  ^, e* i8 j0 E& [5 M: @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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7 S# a4 \5 }* _$ d4 _' g1 h- d: nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. % F" e( R" b' J7 u+ I
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 f  I. d4 p$ a, ?
three legs, and comes down with four?' ! ^$ d. |- F0 J1 Y: K  F: t! M
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour. X& i- V  i0 E9 Y, x
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and- u% B" }( {# c3 L  c2 D0 A
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 `% `. j6 k" o+ U* [* D% X
back to sleep.
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wakes the newfie up and asks, " t1 E5 w2 t8 c; f7 V1 `

9 h+ t- E  n! S5 W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5  C4 s% I. C; x3 M6 B
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!5 q+ N+ h. U3 V! J) m9 J# J& u. `: }

1 }+ I" C8 Z  `. HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ j. ~, n" f* E4 l* T1 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason : C( L! R* G- X( D; a
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
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>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# n% Q$ ?* v" `; ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a + [7 }7 y) O% F7 D% S$ v8 `
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ; l/ r; g) G) a( V8 [4 t' y
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 8 X# t# f4 r) N7 k
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three# ]3 G  X+ x* l8 I1 r* f. [* h( l

' v* q$ N! j( n% m2 K# D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 w5 T! @. k1 w+ E% q; M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! X+ f- ?/ G* s2 A' i5 M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 6 h# T4 ?1 E; {! L0 e  X
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 {% F" ^1 \0 K/ W3 eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) _+ b6 c' I3 O. W# o9 \4 Z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- d% C9 c: d3 U0 |- P+ b( j0 e# Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ i# Z% D5 a1 X' Xthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
) y" V3 |# Y2 s# T- X“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, j/ A8 N2 ]& }, _/ j; h
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 ?' a' R/ S; Y4 @7 G# G+ A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 }. t& v5 q5 h- `: \. q7 a) ]  D真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 * Y/ M. N! C' @; e; [/ M# h

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% h$ R+ x# F  O! f$ X% y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 Y- p% G# J# G. n3 o
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,& z7 J7 C- A  G0 s! Y, g0 x
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# j( f* }6 H% M1 I; |真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# p2 f" B3 ?" q2 u- n& i全盘接受一下。

, W9 B- v2 p* ^$ Y- m) s4 u9 z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 % b- ]; `" S  F, f8 x

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

# [' n- z  `) k6 I) x你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. X# C7 u7 _( n& S! b4 j加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. L. @$ f  K# c" p/ p% `- `3 l多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , _; T+ @5 w4 q' D7 c/ ]

' x. |. h. n  n$ b2 Q" A2 l真博学,偶像啊。

, a- U% z8 P) }5 `- ~大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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. c4 s3 _$ |, I# Y  S! o大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?% ?; U( B+ w; y
大学教胖还差不多
. c+ k% r3 z5 k她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) q( M5 m) m+ h0 D紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # b+ m4 j8 _! X4 D% u  X& ~
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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