Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ R- R) @3 j8 y- C0 klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 N% p) N$ P2 J2 B9 B1 g( _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" Z9 {6 J# S$ K" C; ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
% M; M6 G" s6 ^* i* O7 y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 K- ?/ ]; y& \7 b) } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# B3 J! ]( i5 N6 W( b2 M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 l7 ?) o/ y- Iyou pay me only $5.

* A0 T# D. e  w) c3 D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% p7 I# i( n/ Y4 T$ N) n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ x6 d# \& c+ E( \/ z7 S0 S! K4 B4 jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 j5 p, d: [' e8 T9 i& yThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ ~6 w3 t1 d8 n. J% t+ g' n. G, u  ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 d9 i! v/ @7 P! o' `5 x! Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: X; `9 [8 c/ e# H$ x) @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* p- j: t# \) n6 S7 W/ l" l* R; Rback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ }, e9 c2 w$ t/ m1 |, twakes the newfie up and asks,

7 X) l$ d  _- ?: P0 O1 @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
! ]  M8 a1 m1 C% P5 f3 g>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( m" Q/ \' c6 ~2 V% J* q2 C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 ^& N. `3 p+ U- ^$ h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 X+ f: U3 `8 C" W4 O$ A# I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% }# b. h/ a4 {# z* ?4 j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* _* W* W8 k  A( |) l' `0 i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 a) y6 g* \. ~! n5 k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 I/ K; l( F: t6 m" Y( o1 a# a. y- \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! M- |" f* g6 n+ s>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& K  J0 I$ E% r- J1 ?: c; R4 ]6 ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 {3 c! L' ]. R2 C& _0 ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 `1 r8 d- S" n5 s" S: B. s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- X3 Z0 n2 H6 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ |7 d: I3 b( ~+ r- _2 {真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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, I3 Z1 V) _. x* O4 d全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


; {( _8 I; _# I% M6 l全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 _% b+ y1 w2 m7 n. ~+ g$ _别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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( ~" v6 ?- |1 B5 j9 s' i别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 B8 l( x. m/ U+ |) {' g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, ~5 T! c) s/ P3 ~多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* X/ S. l0 Q# u9 x! s9 n. \7 c, G8 f4 }& `7 |她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" z/ }# V1 E  ]* f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢