Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( j( w' @$ ^3 v! T* j3 ^" ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 J1 T* p# \1 U( pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 o# k/ ^" z1 I+ J7 R5 R  q9 C, Fyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! l) @# t% M' w* p4 RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: M5 I8 W9 k  m, N" gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 x6 {" t; D/ klawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

3 |' c  O) X) G* k2 KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 p! Y) @; C" H) f( \of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 e( y# ~- q1 }3 g; r0 {' ?back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 ^, ?5 T8 M1 n; Z7 y- I8 Rwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" H, ]+ J0 l: ^9 I1 {' |0 ?, dcomes down with four?'

- z$ t# I! R( k% FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
5 K) x; k' N1 G; ^  o
Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ P& m8 R8 E5 [. }6 p! w>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 z+ Y; R4 b% ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# B  E' _- Z  r) {4 F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# v9 H+ R0 d5 P9 I! e>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 U7 k- c' |8 J2 F4 `* r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 P6 J4 A+ ?3 T0 z1 I7 e+ t>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 r2 @& l8 K( j, n2 ]7 N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  W( X- z& x9 T: E& y2 V, O>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' X0 A3 q, @2 h( p2 g" K" C$ lA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ ^$ F' e7 B1 u& u# w& h! r* h0 Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 C7 q* h; t8 u1 c8 G2 T7 j0 }  \the newfie would l ...

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" Q  e" S& \3 O) c$ b1 H8 G- V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! t# w8 ^1 L7 u5 T4 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. R( Z8 U  l4 u* E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; p4 u8 B2 R3 ?2 C( C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" u* C! N6 K# g, x7 c, Y- ], q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



9 N" N& T6 k5 t- f6 A& j) J+ L( n  U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

' u6 O2 P; I, A" l! ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 W, L; D5 W. a3 E) Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 T3 A. j6 c! U; n2 P别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; P7 @( \0 z2 m! q别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; x4 E2 m" o; l$ C: A1 E' M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' f+ s; s8 v4 k) `* Y7 G6 U多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 k: O# v6 L  P! `8 V真博学，偶像啊。

- j! {# H( y5 C  S8 ?. I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 E" v$ d4 g6 @: ?  V  q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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. X7 Q- I0 f4 J! V5 p0 _& H, f& D哈哈，你们在这开小会呢