Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 u2 M8 V% ]; @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, {2 Y0 ?( g+ [. ]+ V- qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 O4 ^8 h. g- }, X# d- W. Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! h  B0 e" h3 f" b7 n5 H2 ` he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  K  u1 s' L! B- |2 G% f0 T lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 Y  R4 b: f8 r) w, ]3 K/ Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. I8 ]4 n4 r8 ?# Yyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

& M2 a) A6 C+ l, }1 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' w: Z% Z! f: f4 G& w$ a" Fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 l% C& n" n$ g" e8 a( Z3 _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

1 }+ V4 E7 z  o6 \Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 S: f! ^* d. }2 V, T' Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

- K3 n/ ]5 Z; n0 [# Z$ }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 Z8 Q4 ^- m) v3 a' o% I$ jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* X! ~7 Y, Y; _, ]0 R7 f! O& @% U5 dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 w$ D  z% K$ h! I4 Mback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  b3 q) }& w! N5 z! ?9 O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ s1 [6 e$ C2 z8 O9 T1 Ucomes down with four?'

# ^, s, v9 _. o" A8 b) K" B4 o) h( FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

  M0 u2 w, ~! pLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  s' z, x- P  b+ ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) o* \% j& U1 x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) O; a! p$ W7 _; H9 R# q4 r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ e! E. `+ t1 v7 z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ n3 y6 R5 H3 b3 D>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. J4 ~3 _% K6 a. x& o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 H; e6 k5 Z5 X>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" L( _1 W/ l/ E# t, ~6 I/ dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 y4 [( X3 ?& W9 F+ v9 ^* l& [# Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, O2 O2 {; g1 ethe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 t3 h, U5 E# P. U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# p- r/ M% g! F; [! Y0 b4 l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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3 ]( ^. e& O9 @0 w
3 u- [2 p5 m4 a& |5 [" r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ o& V! Q; P+ Q+ t6 e0 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

7 u( c* z3 X+ y% {' G6 o9 R5 S8 _全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


7 j4 v! |& e1 w- ^3 E+ B全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& }2 K  W: p# i2 r" ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- x: R1 c* G+ D( [+ v你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) d. i0 y! `" l; O6 a真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
( k: m8 Y  h1 e6 Y, i大学教胖还差不多
2 ]. I+ v0 s$ d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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. a8 l7 E8 W- ]哈哈，你们在这开小会呢