Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, ^0 X+ S+ X5 \& Q6 B5 x' y2 I( [/ Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) W: r2 a3 Z4 ^2 i( o) Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 `7 U7 {0 J" S# a) t1 C. a3 O. Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 q: A: V" J6 Z' O The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% u! c( ]* q0 x, Jyou pay me only $5.
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: N4 V; `  V7 U6 P) J6 N3 w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 D4 B4 @# O3 E will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# D& Y  A* a4 g; P# Ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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0 ~* ]0 |- {8 b& G1 n0 }5 ?! jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 v; S0 Y9 P' g# E6 W5 lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. l3 c: z3 X. d' p9 gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 N6 Y$ C: U6 \* hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  l2 `( k" ]% {1 a- `8 r3 uback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; p- ^; i6 ]" N; H1 y6 j; Mwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

* C) y, J+ c& v) W" v! V/ ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 v. I5 V4 I$ j* _+ fand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

0 J2 V9 M  |9 g% `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 Y! @6 `) |+ j# E5 {. _! i& G  {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; E4 W( _& M) S: P8 A>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: m( j) o6 B' ?$ t$ F& {+ q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

! r. g) |  _2 w$ d3 \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 B# g3 e# @, x; c+ M4 ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 F1 C) v% W7 A* g/ }$ Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 u2 B+ A( M  Y  k8 b>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 d2 d' o5 v" u6 T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 c, Y; e* {" @" Y, R$ L>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. ?* E, {. \- T+ S# }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ {0 N8 d% b, ~" i  i2 _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 U) A# o5 Y) G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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8 o0 W+ _+ p! w2 l6 d1 S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( q1 M3 E, W# f. ]/ ~( H6 G别把我往坏路上领啊。

. {; j/ r) H+ C2 `: H5 a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, R( R* |5 k$ ]5 [3 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  k2 {; m$ K" T多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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. o# C, i& D) H* Z0 T; v$ K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  O2 _5 H7 ^; C% N6 |% m5 b; M& y( n她是大学教瘦？
+ O, t; t  V3 f6 \" X大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 C- D9 K: _1 a$ o8 h; D7 D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 y) ?+ r! q8 Z8 T) S% f3 q) X哈哈，你们在这开小会呢