Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( D% l" U% {1 G$ \8 Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; d/ g( ?  f- |; r  K$ \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 p1 a& v, a( D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! U; t5 a( K  r  B- [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

' K9 k' ^# A5 N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 g7 q! R* x4 N* u4 V8 a% P will pay you $500.
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& s1 N/ D" y7 q( S" J) M  W5 v' V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 b, }( U; b  N) @& ~7 uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 D' \+ ]" m  A" ]" `* v) c, Jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ B% e2 L$ B9 _, t4 J+ Q% }three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  H# j, v7 S. @* T6 F  Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# N' O" k5 h( g. J5 y  `' G$ phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 D  Q; n/ `3 b9 Sback to sleep.

, _% O% b% L9 m$ [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 W6 M- l" g+ ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 @3 @4 z, _& B  K% X  [, N, X+ |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 p9 q9 J3 ?, T% w( Kcomes down with four?'

" r% u, P3 U3 N) @) Q- f5 ^The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
" `" _& l  R& D) J( D8 o) q  d$ Vand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

/ T* q# m0 ]" a4 Z& h! DLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

: |! O6 l- Z( @, N  ?4 }' C& t9 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. O' D" x0 e3 r  u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% r$ ?8 j4 u. w  b3 h% c6 v  T>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. G; P& G% E6 `  {, H: ~% U$ {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% O! H$ a8 ]& C6 Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" ~) u- e" }, e- K4 r/ `. r3 z; |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; ~0 u9 i8 z  k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 c9 x' U6 n- D1 U5 s) M1 U" u真聪明，偶像啊

' X6 Q/ ?& Y! {, ]" Z, l$ v全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

0 N) ^; O/ ?, B, x( ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 H% |% t" y+ R# B4 h% }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) U! J, U9 r6 m$ c% M2 t/ Q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

" O# O% k# [3 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 ^+ H0 s( n! E6 p. e她是大学教瘦？
6 q) O# K: J+ O. d( h+ Q& \9 u大学教胖还差不多
4 I5 i. Q2 h5 P$ L: B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ C7 }: f# [" J. e6 G6 N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 ^2 Z( b3 ]6 l# d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 t; Z" v3 b4 {0 W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢