Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: @' n' ?4 J. Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 F- n1 R0 u7 }, H1 B2 ]+ r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; o3 \. n8 f9 u* x- A# R" ]: W; Vyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( H  y7 ~3 u& q will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 V( `+ N4 D( ], G0 C  c( j' cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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' c: `: r2 o& U0 k+ I& HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 a/ j  S5 x/ K' O& S  _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% F/ [4 u0 B1 @# b" n6 O/ wthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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' e, |3 y, P5 T9 A/ KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 }2 d. W# H' Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 [6 n' ~  ?# t1 vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 p. L4 j. C* Y9 K7 [* ?9 k+ Yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

: N" p! A/ g6 k' K4 O: TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

0 h& W$ B2 [5 K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ f) K4 S1 t! X% fcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& l1 L: l( E* |5 D% {/ e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! }' T" i1 j9 \5 W) I% N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; W9 x6 M# d) U9 k* U0 c# h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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& p6 K4 D* K$ X$ S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# y, Q# F. h% A% U$ m: y$ _8 n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( a$ n7 x2 g4 p0 Q; u+ P>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% l- M& J3 Q  f$ p, i& \* E, J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 g$ r9 b: w' RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 @. @' ^. z& v; Q/ w0 Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. g5 n3 _5 l1 _# qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! ]1 t, N- w+ M0 ^4 D* n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* u9 c1 x# v! a真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 D. k% C/ ?* k3 M1 N: V9 {% ]" l真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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5 O# |  n& l1 e$ `  Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# \9 B  W- `: n( G9 g, S" G( p0 |别把我往坏路上领啊。

* A& D( v# V/ @7 y' ]你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( W! V% {0 R/ ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 B' m! I1 f$ I; A真博学，偶像啊。

0 t# e) @, K3 v( e3 A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

* V. U. R6 K8 B4 H: M$ l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( V7 A5 _) `3 n4 x& g2 {3 w( p她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 _( Y0 ?$ j" V. z- j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; D: L# E! h/ o8 d% ?: |; w8 A$ Q6 p# h说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢