Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ T0 l1 N1 o* K" S' wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* P% Y3 X) @- q' [the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% Q3 B! ]# ]7 u; e2 @% q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# k& x6 U. F3 E he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( k, n! l( U" n& U( [! @. x" v) q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* h" i- N+ ]7 f" g/ ^- wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

* m4 n  {3 f( n% O. G0 T You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 g$ n! q5 g0 S8 M will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 I: s# T0 c8 B" W! G7 o1 Zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 ]2 V7 d$ B5 Z. v7 `* Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 N* ^- Q( t" B$ d: b: {8 r6 [7 vThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! e& }' x  z+ c* [three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 P1 B) C3 B& b  preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 c9 I9 s  J6 T+ Y) nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ W& m: z( Z# j8 R& S7 t0 Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" m& u5 E6 {9 L; Cback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, S5 y/ o- X- X" nwakes the newfie up and asks,

  d$ A. f! T/ t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" T/ n1 K0 ^4 x$ M3 F% S# W% fcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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, W7 T$ v+ U. B; P2 ^Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* _* F, a/ s: n2 v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 z" C& ~- s* h7 s% f( J# l* T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! R; o& S8 Y/ [$ O; @$ @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 P; W7 R3 ^: j2 [. @  I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 X! N# E( u5 |5 Z7 LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- d' R: U( J! l" slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* F; V% |5 Y6 Q2 Z# n1 n, }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 o! H& s0 S7 Z% j0 \好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 B& M8 q! i* c9 j4 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ h& z* U* n5 r& P2 m2 O% |3 E* l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 B% x/ k# h2 y- y7 R. c) J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 _0 ~: W2 x. y' F0 L1 n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 ]/ l1 G, K. z$ Z3 D真博学，偶像啊。

& s, Y' ], H: v/ e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" p+ `0 ~& z2 X她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# e. G- g0 Q  n5 J3 s4 x她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 v8 ^+ [) t9 U, q' d4 W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. t$ M+ Z9 W  k: ]9 G( D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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6 q, j. \. x# \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢