Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. X( k5 u' \0 y$ q  |5 Z" Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" T* U! X" g0 I! pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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& E; N( u! K% L; U- P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 H% a6 e$ c' K lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 n, j6 U8 Z9 y4 }, w will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  t, |9 w0 }% c% BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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3 z( Z% O2 r) n7 A( ~# k! ]Now, it's the newfie's turn.

; j' G9 S0 M, @$ OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" Q( `* [0 p) [% T' `5 `: f+ C5 cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 K1 }; Y$ c9 ~8 e" Ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

8 ~+ R( j' k! E1 Y, B7 EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  I6 d2 w2 v1 G, y% iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' _1 g! ^, J7 Zcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

3 m$ \8 `2 ~& c" \' u' ELawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: O2 p7 H; C0 E3 G# J>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ e% E4 C/ d, N- G. l>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- j: K0 G, P: N: d+ {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 ?6 q; u) `5 c; ^) N) k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! P5 g0 L7 H. ~5 H/ g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ I' e) S/ ~/ b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# K& {' A! n9 K. W$ x5 f0 Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 Y! i$ S6 x9 G6 m. @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' h5 [3 C6 q$ }3 Wthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" ?4 z# a& w' b- P  U- a6 Q: i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( W9 D8 k1 F9 N4 l好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# K$ N: U& }# R/ V6 j7 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 H2 {& L9 z. b' \# U2 @( _" [真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

- R/ @' R4 l% z9 ?0 Y! R5 k- y& N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% E4 H3 h! ~4 ^3 F3 e你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ X, D: X0 z; e0 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 W: K, o% E- U/ ~多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ l" q3 n4 x1 [4 X7 a真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; N# G! I3 }! `7 R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 f% B( @( o  A  a她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 ?& b6 d7 h4 V( ?4 d5 w% p  f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! D" R# \, y9 V7 i6 X说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢