Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# U# ]: O( |6 ^0 \3 F& z# V
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! m8 C+ n% Y1 }5 O, `' H, \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 s; E4 X8 j  T7 c, mthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ( P1 P& F) R3 z# U) {+ T! a

0 J: C4 I& @/ n% B The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. S7 O5 u2 O2 c8 t* G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The9 B3 E# T, k4 T
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  S4 C+ V% ~1 i' _& c0 Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- |' `) l- F, t- d" Q0 p/ d$ Jyou pay me only $5.
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2 m* ^! u8 X/ C You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  x2 e* P) e6 }- f' d
will pay you $500. ) I4 Y3 S' S/ C" a& z
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's- \# K4 H& ?+ P/ t
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& }3 J6 n  r9 g  ]7 l( y4 L8 CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 X! _0 T8 C* |1 @; l( P: Q6 xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 E# L( x: y4 L1 P6 B  hlawyer. ) P5 m7 \+ z, U% d& a2 I' s' i3 x
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.2 w; [+ F/ X6 C: R0 m

, C3 g8 E9 t; F# j- o5 u0 yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 w! k: ]2 s  v6 z" uthree legs, and comes down with four?'   ~. d6 q' e4 D9 i3 o8 U( S7 F
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  w( T1 k9 i) h/ g( |  W
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 O. e" _3 V" }1 e7 |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour0 ^8 V8 q3 \$ ]( B: B/ J
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. O- j* r' r5 uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 M2 p" q5 t' K3 I# W2 Uback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He. k3 r! H  ]* _# V3 ]
wakes the newfie up and asks, 2 n7 E0 l- U+ [4 J- e2 Q% D) Z2 Y& n: C

) S5 V; x" r# A+ _& t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 G6 h: l6 e% R2 I! T8 n6 W/ wcomes down with four?'
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; Z$ B% z" w$ ^- KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5& j) m: g  a! {$ r, b
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) y$ S8 u6 F* l4 n' Q6 b
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: f* `7 }& T9 n: Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; `- v5 [4 j% Q( g, k) f) hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 q. v- U+ b( n+ z
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 `% }) H5 D" f2 w4 e w5 o" W! e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : X5 I4 X3 L' B v+ |" G

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：. r# ~; K ^, P) O
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，( u3 \' T# D2 ~5 |. y
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 i l9 _8 O" R' S" \4 B9 \( k& R2 N6 g

$ P) |9 }+ B7 X. M; S. A2 |真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' G8 B ?5 Z) u0 r+ h% E: ~

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1 ]5 f/ c/ {! Z; A别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! V3 ^& x! T: w- C8 E. C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * k' C, v5 R" o5 S

! l1 l" w# V7 [; ~0 ]2 V% T真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ' c& B* J% i5 n$ c) ~9 P

: h( X/ Z b8 ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# u1 s$ Z p1 {' T: M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 ?. U4 \- f6 h, T# i9 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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