Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  O& z) N7 N6 Z% dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 [3 I+ a& V- Q& Z! X: ~! T5 Q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 c$ P$ S3 c5 }% H; @" D2 Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; x  ~: O% P6 w7 Y: v/ Wyou pay me only $5.
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. R5 {7 y4 H' T$ x: P8 ^; j  ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- @8 W4 x/ M1 s9 o" F will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 w6 X* l. V$ e: c- g+ ?6 Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 _# i4 v* r- l0 r  z8 gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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4 o5 _. ]. g0 T: M- @( UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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- z: E* q  n6 d( H# ^2 f  F- MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 {2 Y* d3 X. `+ U" Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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! {+ l2 D3 ]" U+ L6 w' t, }: MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 N# g6 ^: O7 h0 B$ Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 e6 M5 V6 K! n/ d' Z4 G7 U# Xwakes the newfie up and asks,

  G1 f  q6 ]( j& b* i2 k" J0 w3 r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 O+ ^. P9 S8 A; M2 f% lcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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: P' \! l0 w0 bLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 A/ ~  n- x$ {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  M0 a* w# o1 ?: |7 m2 Z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 ]9 D3 _5 X; i5 ~2 C- [>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- p# a. Z" y% [; c. K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ Q1 `4 j' [9 c1 iA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% A5 D* u) k7 H8 Xthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  K) m1 \. K$ i  g6 c, p0 Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, `$ e" Z1 y" {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- ]5 C% H' Y6 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ u. s' \( C# ?5 R真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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8 O# b3 a- L" `7 f6 I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: q+ B7 A$ q' i3 |2 Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- I: U, D/ }) o" h3 Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) ~# `) x2 c' x, r2 L. O7 e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, ?9 k' W( y1 `别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; Q9 d; P7 O* J4 E# n, @* z别把我往坏路上领啊。

+ W, E; I) C: }! s/ [% I  X你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 N% F1 y8 d/ z, o) ~/ N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. c) |/ h! @3 d: d( X多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' M. H# _. u7 y: ~她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* r- V9 r9 f+ e5 v) q) O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: _( {9 Q6 U5 }  N说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢