Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; K# E" e+ w& Q* i3 T" along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 m( f" l1 R3 u% E* ~! ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- |/ B8 ]( _" N  V he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) U' v% ?( r3 f will pay you $500.
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7 L/ S1 n4 ?' H% J This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 E- O% R" r  c6 c! z6 Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 D0 s. S6 i7 b. apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 k4 k9 a$ v& V% D" llawyer.
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' [! t, z! x+ O) Z/ y) ]# XNow, it's the newfie's turn.

0 D" \, b8 _0 ?+ a8 c1 [( e, YHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' C4 k) a; ^4 v7 k% X! ^three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 B2 v+ B2 D: t3 PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- v: z% g) r$ X- e7 Yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 b* A0 f% Y! _4 C* \  zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& b3 e% l) M( q/ m! ^# bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- r# l! X8 O3 O: f3 [* u! @5 gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 h* T* E3 T& J$ M; fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

" R' Y. O: N% ?. H, q7 z* j' C3 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 B* S: X$ T. S2 R>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 t" B! P3 Y* k- Q+ R6 H, @3 Z# [>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# W" ~1 j/ v" `0 I/ E. [  w>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* U' K& j7 ^1 k- D>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 f- K% q- z9 k* H0 i3 G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' I2 o- U9 Y0 q/ X. l>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  k) _4 T6 N) r" N! y# \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 @0 T* I. N! h8 h2 k8 W$ E$ J5 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, V; l$ `- d! w5 Jthe newfie would l ...

8 G$ e9 j$ r8 N+ Y; L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 n2 P& ]% `: m6 h4 ^7 V! q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' }: Q2 }4 }5 ^' X& V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 D; O. |( u5 ]& b- z0 U6 ?真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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( l# L" D/ [. q+ W2 ?& |8 W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( N4 v( e$ Y' I真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; s7 Y3 w" p2 u4 @6 ?; d# T真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, j5 t! I6 ?3 ~全盘接受一下。

8 V) [1 q6 f- Q( w2 V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

- m  N: W+ s! Q3 ^( P, ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" o& @& M2 m; J, [& `6 q4 a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



, y1 k% T% `0 H+ F/ y8 `4 c7 N' ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% t7 F1 v' T, K6 w+ k- L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" n5 A# @+ S' ^' d8 o多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

' t' Y& Y* f4 I0 }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. v7 Y6 [1 d$ c! o# U4 s2 f她是大学教瘦？
# c- r1 q- r6 P" f+ M. u大学教胖还差不多
- s5 Q5 V- ]- {, G7 b+ j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! m- |) s* D4 r: w* e6 ~0 q# ?& p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  P! x+ S+ l# E2 E( C" s1 J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% }- c' b" S: j' G哈哈，你们在这开小会呢