Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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" u# o+ j, i8 l9 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- q6 G9 w/ L5 |the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 |4 y9 _: x/ S, G7 a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% I" l' H/ M+ u! ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( p  O# \* K) s' ^1 O# wyou pay me only $5.

; [0 s+ v, n$ ^# I5 y  s, p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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' ?: K, `& w2 Y% ~* I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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2 K: x! {: p* C+ A1 u9 w9 \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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! a4 ]: @- w% Z/ @% ]; IThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 u6 W& D: H5 S  c  `3 EHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

* z2 t1 [0 v" m% ]* ]- p4 h2 sThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 O6 j  f3 p# u2 M) d" Y$ C) \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( Y& u2 `. u) C  H. {hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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# u5 F; {( @' w! W$ w1 eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

6 h1 J- F) w/ G% ]9 e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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, A8 S8 V% i, D/ l$ mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 J( n0 Z6 Z8 b3 r4 I* z% C6 c>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 R) y8 o- n" Y0 Z# \5 k( S" e>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 ~; ^2 i7 y3 z4 _; h$ ?/ z6 m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# n& A6 g* r3 a3 t$ s5 O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 k5 ]1 a4 }0 g' x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 N" z5 W: }- M  w>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ M4 u$ t  \5 h9 jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 v' O: {/ A0 @6 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  r% Q3 B+ G. Y* n3 V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ B" v* u6 g& ~! }& L真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 h1 e. G+ }! z9 I- [) ^+ v5 J. J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. t; h7 I# O$ G' e9 s( B" Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

. ]4 U2 u" h% U) g, W! U4 }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ @* Z1 Z$ U2 _1 _大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 A0 o/ v- ?- [说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢