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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 y/ o4 F/ S) H7 Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; R7 c. P! u* M( q- d
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 K, Q9 q) G4 H* o& O# F8 O! c) T& a
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; u; J1 u4 o  G& H% F; cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 T9 q) i  M" T) g7 x( @8 Q- T' kyou pay me only $5. , u: j$ t$ Y5 ?2 F

9 Q2 P. {& N: p5 W You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I3 |, s0 E0 r' j0 `
will pay you $500. ! h5 j9 _: Q2 r1 C: L
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep) \  Y9 B% J% c" D
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ; M& m9 A  z8 G; A: v6 b1 z
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's; y+ S( y9 x9 N! [
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 7 e3 f. _- i( Z' t. d+ H7 g

  C5 w- W" l& D- c- sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 L+ F2 e  ~5 i$ b: S3 qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 s* W' K( q. p# V+ A, l( `lawyer. " z+ k! e  x' x* o! o/ d; R
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.- j% U2 a3 Y4 h+ m% m4 Y5 l

) u1 Z7 v1 L( v6 dHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 b9 g, ]) J5 U6 J/ c
three legs, and comes down with four?' 6 |- I" s% J8 Z% D
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all# l8 z1 D. K7 d& T( S
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: m/ \1 K8 Y6 b( F8 g0 Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ d, q' s1 \$ {: w, }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 `4 T6 }6 J7 u. s  c% jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 ~5 P2 U# s1 G; }7 L, o3 ~back to sleep. 1 r0 b7 y( r: }# W
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 W) v. n% p' {) Mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 e5 g; Y" _, G7 Z9 X1 y6 i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and" j. _0 u% d1 \6 S' K+ R
comes down with four?'
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' N$ a7 }$ n' L8 G$ d( p) R6 W" eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the) V& U0 j2 N, T+ z5 B5 Z' i0 k. r
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
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>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 9 l) c: J4 t5 q7 j3 y1 T
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 n; b& c2 f, Y7 j5 f) [4 }' j9 }>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct6 o. D0 {  j* [. w9 O
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& s' e; i  i- w/ {% J$ L( x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" S& N$ D* Q6 \( R  F% D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& I! B, Y/ `3 ^4 L0 ^7 E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# q8 V. z. `4 ]0 _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three. G6 Q  U7 B: f  E5 a
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% ]. e9 P$ M$ ?% t& h1 ]/ U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ! k( g7 k( ]  p" i
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ V7 f4 M: Q8 t4 @: x>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 X7 i' _$ k7 q+ L  gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 e  d% \( x1 `* u" Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 v; h) v' J- Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 `3 d3 ]+ V7 a. _0 c
the newfie would l ...
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+ m% y  \! r# h# l  [6 y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 P; C% z, t9 _; D0 O/ G“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
) N  k5 F# L) R! j好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; [- Y" ?. ^4 P" [' }6 o
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:* w0 |, D$ H9 H8 T
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 Q9 t* r$ v- Q2 x: f8 p
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( n$ E: r3 @8 J
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真聪明,偶像啊
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! ]% p: g4 D+ H5 Z全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

* B. H1 h0 ^3 A9 `9 K真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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$ _/ p! U3 Y7 T9 t, ^- G别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 4 @3 r; k$ N7 F9 i
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' k$ W6 M3 e5 y' Z& T5 @你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( n& a, {1 N( {1 K, l& j4 m) a加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  T' c+ Y' r% B. V3 h3 c多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! l# H$ [$ f0 s0 q
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% M1 X; f) t" R$ A1 @3 S大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?: x4 U1 v7 D4 U" v
大学教胖还差不多
) o2 M/ s7 I/ H6 s$ f9 l% W8 D$ k她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 D# R2 q% Q& k2 g' d紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " F5 ], U  \2 J. ]( J- L1 j3 o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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# \/ a7 Q8 r4 m4 M哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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