Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 C0 ^' w+ f& h- J( Z5 Z; t* d' F
the newfie would like to play a fun game. % ?% u1 s) I4 G9 \
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so9 H7 R) B# ]6 K3 Z
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The, Y8 w5 U+ \7 t3 p$ K: b3 ~
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I' @8 F  J" C9 o+ G) X3 ?5 y( i8 Q3 v
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,5 @" d& M6 X9 ]' v" a
you pay me only $5.
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. {. }8 R5 S/ u( t1 I You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I) N! b4 s1 L2 E) g# v4 K
will pay you $500. - j% r. J+ p: S7 u; @

) S0 |2 F* \8 c+ l" d7 x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 A! a9 g2 d( S8 M( sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. * M# |9 B. q( u/ E% w8 O
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's& M0 g/ h) |4 T5 i) W0 G4 P
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 0 M+ k8 M/ x: F+ e: }
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! x& }/ l; K0 M; Z8 u; ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.5 p3 X- P/ [' Z
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- m* K) Q. h( ?# G
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ Z5 j$ n) K6 t6 q6 cThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all) }4 v3 H: x6 L2 W' e
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; z# b* e+ s2 }$ P0 Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' Q! i8 c" j# a# \+ H& ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and; U% f# c: T1 R
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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* B2 l. e8 {: ]4 A0 f# h/ _; g: EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& j; q$ M/ G8 s1 @/ ~' I2 s1 g
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and8 a5 d& l  N. t! V; I
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, O! {) o2 o# N8 t6 B" r% v) U
and goes back to sleep.9 W% N3 l2 K% V+ L- [2 m

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ! j$ t; T( B1 m' ?
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a) T9 ?/ P/ Q% ~8 J2 G7 Q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 # v$ g' e: w; }* p
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 |; c' x5 T( m; @/ o+ ` Y1 ^: Q
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：8 B5 r) z7 u0 o5 Z4 L% k: t
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，/ S0 ?9 F4 D) J
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 r I, L" B! T8 S6 L8 O) a5 T

# p2 ?: @/ @# W4 j5 @0 l* `5 Q4 T9 s真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 a: z Y- b( G" s9 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' W2 X' ?7 X& W2 `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 x! M% s* d% g: Q! S4 ]( E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 r i5 M5 _! z4 ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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