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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. # Y. D  x4 A/ W* y& ~
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- l4 e6 b  @4 G* x
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 T; x& u1 M' H$ h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' c2 x7 h' Q' C9 p8 wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. i$ J4 Y" v- ]you pay me only $5. ) b6 O! V5 |6 k
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* M1 |2 z" n) z8 h* R
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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5 ~# K, E9 `9 N, E# Q# `4 z! pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his0 B) F/ e& v2 l5 }2 N" d9 d; B4 {
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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: t5 q3 W  b- i: aNow, it's the newfie's turn.' A! g1 g! x" ^0 L' [& U( ?& l

, B& b. y2 L8 F' u, v* ~/ sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all& o! q; l. b- ?. C& k; [! q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all' h* ]+ g* u& g+ e. M
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour- S. s2 u, }9 p- p8 b5 i) n% Q, X
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and  M, ^! F7 w# d8 x$ C3 B7 p
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right; c8 ?. F7 T) c5 V3 f7 q3 J9 n
back to sleep. # T$ c  d9 K1 b2 N9 d& X$ z, H

* t5 ?6 l/ W- _6 [4 ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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( Z$ s' }0 r8 I% [% L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and0 T' W- Z) C6 D( j% ~/ h9 Q
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# j; u0 Q- {# [, x8 n$ N: o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ; U8 d; x- A4 \: Q5 L
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason % h. Q; q) }4 p/ g/ `
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 C3 F5 K; U3 B( }2 E>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 @# E' g* D* l1 v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct; }, X2 @6 O; W& d; r( r
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" A3 w/ ?& n# _  j4 c! q9 S7 a+ I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ F9 T; N) a, R& e8 P: F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 S/ v9 a( Z3 r8 i6 p1 Y8 ?3 u
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 9 ^% U& ^" F% n
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  d2 ^- |4 G7 U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 5 v; U8 ?7 W9 V: [/ d
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % i) j' O+ N( P% ]+ f: X3 t+ f! }
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* F9 z0 G: a# Q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " ]5 s4 q- Z* X6 K
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# K1 _2 Y, W0 N/ L' e! c( R8 D1 I' flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. I' P& o% j4 R) j1 ?$ N5 v& T% d2 j# Jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ P. r* \- c: N+ T
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" L/ ~4 R  I# X好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 , c8 M& c) _1 t  [: h
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7 }/ h3 f) l( u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:! ]4 C" E, L2 y! d
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,6 y: p& i2 g7 T; c1 I
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; _/ Q7 e- o( B: ^) l! m0 d2 a. G' I

; U; o5 S" I, W" G真聪明,偶像啊

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, m. v. ~) |8 S: k6 X全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. b1 i/ S) ?$ K/ j/ y2 W0 P真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ; F+ b. g7 k8 [6 Y: K

8 h  ]& z& V' q7 N真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

: l6 |# k4 s3 x- F6 m你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& ]- g- i9 f  g( e) u# a加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

0 H: O) c& Y$ ?) @* g* @大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 0 x# ]' e7 w. P9 i

  a1 r$ c  O- k) n) ~大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & H  Y8 O( {: @5 s
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ S+ V& a; v! U3 Y; @# |0 K说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; G% ~4 W/ ^$ ]" I' m& G  n紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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