Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' [4 k( \! P$ U2 Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, b5 v/ J& M  @, w/ [  m4 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; R8 g! z; T& c5 q# athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# B2 N: Q/ Q% m& G0 ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% ^/ N' E) S# C' G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ W4 f9 i7 J; F5 z& c/ D5 j7 mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 P1 ^# X4 v1 k% @you pay me only $5.
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! W& |7 U# t- {8 x: }, Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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5 n6 X9 }9 _) O, M+ IThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, F3 b% O, H" h6 r; O; O( Z# Tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; S' z1 u! [% i  j+ @lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

0 K& e9 j) b( [2 M6 C" jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 j5 A' T( |+ {( Wback to sleep.

. r: L/ R% H* E$ L, W# Q! yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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- l/ c6 U5 P, ]( b) N0 K7 Z  ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ }, r; C3 ]. w6 q; f$ R8 pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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) U" [2 M8 [0 Z% j2 U8 \% j7 j2 [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* [; u9 `! t' S# b6 B) `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( @# n- o. I) z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 R9 ~! {" C% r+ _1 t- R" L>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# X' \* B0 k# z7 b/ y7 v) q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( c; r# Z! ^$ i# T4 B>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. }& Y- X+ D" J. ^; {" [3 j/ o4 V>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ S8 x& S/ L7 ^3 W6 X2 }+ t. e>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 ~, ?1 Q! A1 B  C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

& V! L! P4 I" r: o>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- G9 M- G$ \! n1 B1 a& B" h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 D, s2 x6 b4 g) T' p/ k>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- f" g- w, n) `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 g% W8 W! f/ slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* l6 R5 e+ |) t3 `/ bthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 s2 c: C6 t$ f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 j7 h; f# b4 K$ q3 _2 [  \+ |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ s; n6 j( [3 o全盘接受一下。

% T% V4 B9 O3 h6 @/ _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 O* N! n% c. ~8 x) Z  }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 A, v$ D, `0 G1 Q& a真博学，偶像啊。

; T6 }0 |: v7 x" k% d) a& K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; W5 ^$ x+ A% H% G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 m% `# Q- t7 h她是大学教瘦？
' J3 A, C2 h; n) F4 }' k1 R7 k0 ~+ t大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢