Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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6 b/ B2 |/ r  }0 ~, G4 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
" t/ V* b/ U! I8 z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" p/ K2 h/ Q6 h0 c* b* L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# g0 n; S4 l5 M9 ], Z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# D/ Y1 z( p8 n* i. y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: g3 ]3 [* R; j! }  m( f+ r will pay you $500.

5 x$ n3 w4 S0 _/ f8 R This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ [% I3 v; w3 x: Gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 G4 Y2 {8 @3 d+ ^" t1 MThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 A0 {& e8 \% F* x+ c$ m0 ~7 [# Gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  n% I* x! h/ k5 z- V# m% {: fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: i% Q3 N3 n* }; t8 l7 i7 Vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
! ?# X$ G/ R' ], W! S  ?0 \lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 u, ~2 Q9 t. t7 IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# O) z( u# m  W7 `hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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1 j: l6 r1 ^  a9 @4 GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 K( D; Y+ o+ C; ?* S% k. hcomes down with four?'

! }) T1 a" u- v" O8 V4 D3 hThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ u0 s, K6 P9 z0 K4 ?! [! s' kand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 z. w3 h. c) N4 _7 B  E4 U>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  G- k) f9 }, P0 @9 }>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& ^4 I* X' F; ?- {>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! Q! u7 K0 A: v; e& _2 l3 i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 B5 t8 `) G8 ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 H. @( V  P$ {- n8 f4 Z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. U% }9 m0 A2 T) l; sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! ]! P( E6 a+ xthe newfie would l ...

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5 N- M  x% @" ]6 T6 S! @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: }- U1 W1 M$ w! H+ t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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8 _' H: ?- H1 ^+ H; o9 j全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 c6 j$ \+ N7 j1 s+ X全盘接受一下。

3 k; w/ p( }2 k7 a% M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: `) h# c1 ^" V: \$ |- \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 n/ ~9 G0 t  ^多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, K- I" J2 H! w: }' H真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! F: t9 q: Y& z5 q9 ]% _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: s( j+ C+ _* Z1 ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: n  ^; f4 y) b4 i# e8 P说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 T8 V& f" h# C" o# Z/ O5 I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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