Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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) B+ ^5 y% s8 S3 U* F, g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% i; f. k; y- w# W3 V6 t4 M! b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- n  S( F" j  y/ v+ Iyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

5 y$ M1 b+ G$ T2 ^5 v8 s& @0 p5 s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: J/ `8 M; m$ q5 H' u. |$ othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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! X- ?3 B# @5 {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 [& a1 B, O" R0 P% C. GHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: c, o1 w; Z4 D& Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 i# v5 l/ O% l/ j( b% p" i8 CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  b( @: U9 @1 h% f- ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; p* O/ p8 l8 G4 aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 K7 h1 O- B+ qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 W: k7 m" V9 A+ K7 q, hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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( X% O. [& g  e( ^8 J: [  `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

1 i1 r6 J0 Q( x  O$ aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 H* y! y( u' p  e! g>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: E! V! X- n( O' _/ K: o( j% N>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; G/ r, ~- }3 H* G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 G0 N: F) S% |9 p: k' ^( K* [2 y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  R- ?: Q7 `% o" q* }" L' W  ]( n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 d% @) D) i6 Q2 _; b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, ^8 ~# R4 [* l$ @>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ m: U9 p3 q5 T) k; C. D/ f- JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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+ S3 l0 Q' \+ u% x& w8 }$ F: q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: V! I( ]# g5 m, ]4 H! T2 r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 |, r3 m* D( _) r& Z% O8 I真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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/ w$ v6 O9 \9 k$ E+ ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

. h1 f* P. [3 }6 q6 _你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

! k# \% c8 t, ?7 S. K9 v7 T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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) E2 K9 m" k2 P& x9 j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
  H! B% b7 b+ d* f% C- c大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 e$ h1 C5 t: f9 y6 f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ |9 h' ?8 Y" q7 B& |: c9 |: E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢