Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ T/ H2 p6 f+ a0 R- v' M7 e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 f9 I  m( P! ayou pay me only $5.

" @  a+ d: n, m6 Y2 _; ^8 n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ I5 d. W$ C7 i2 `' U5 ?! h2 O will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 D! y% a8 }) Q0 a' wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 M& B" x, s6 Y+ F, V( Z- v8 VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# n" k3 A% _# {  }( P+ b1 y: O9 ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  g6 B# n6 o( N3 yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 ?& G+ V/ U$ d9 V( J& i. dlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ |7 Q" D- J% Y$ T1 Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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. O* e. P6 U/ p, X; O( ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 `6 d/ D, p& ~* S! G, @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! q& e; f" G6 g  X) e% O) |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 X. }6 @  Q; G* A: uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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6 h1 v- i* P) v- @4 S2 QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ g8 V/ L' B2 p3 n5 Y4 Q* @wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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, f& z9 l% w- V. GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 ]( h$ }& l% q, n% |# X0 HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. V& I+ R# o6 T, o' y8 B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! j; X5 Q, C" i, E  Z" D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 `; P8 M. X* f- C2 N>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. P; l% M. I: S) A3 P& g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; v9 ^. u! f8 e1 I, J( r>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ b. \1 _1 [; P( l4 F/ X>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

+ I7 A7 O5 i& X- N7 d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 n: X7 k$ w! ]5 n6 U- r+ [>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* O, N0 u$ g5 }8 TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* d" g" x6 V* K8 s6 h7 glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 s# g# h- a3 |6 D3 r7 K好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' G4 [0 B8 h3 \2 q' i: h真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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0 N, A2 `2 s5 P# T7 E1 J* O# ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) o! @* c3 r' w! m& t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  P  k7 s; O: I: N1 ^: @- B别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. M" c9 f: c' W. A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: P3 ^, ?# X# u& @# }) P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
3 g' ?$ V1 V! u' s$ \6 e大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ D! ]/ Z# T. b4 ?6 n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* I, F# Q, z) \  i) ]7 V% q6 w$ `6 ]说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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