Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 f/ |# ?# u; X) z2 B2 o% hyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; `0 n2 U% e! \8 c" @5 Q% X will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 t. _, n( h4 ~, {3 N, ~# kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. L8 i& M3 x2 a% r/ \) |: o! [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, }6 R6 Y0 O; n* B9 lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& T2 e' u+ m; k7 v' Ilawyer.
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3 ?$ s7 I' o9 h8 X$ y: aNow, it's the newfie's turn.

3 K% r  b9 B3 b$ [3 XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
, T4 r- M9 @7 a, M+ nthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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+ q  _( R$ p  r( r+ X* K1 M! rThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' u) x2 D0 D- c4 y! t3 l- P) \references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. q0 d1 G2 [) Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' N! y# ]# w+ D% iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- ~! D* D  c0 H/ Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

+ [" L. r! A5 S9 Z. F; a( ?$ N* m/ HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

; ~" J% q8 ?/ ^5 o% j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. L) E" j" P, y! mcomes down with four?'

1 F5 T; k0 x- h) L" V) EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 ^& V& j; A# T: W) u- R- Mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
$ `5 |0 z5 \+ G7 J% |>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. b# i) D! _' p- p>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

8 Y5 V5 d6 t5 c! D2 M/ g8 p>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 Z% Z& H# L% Q0 ~' N5 J( F0 B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 z) }0 y" _) ^: ^. M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) K! B4 Q  [4 R; F6 D% v" p+ p' r2 l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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1 ]- n8 ]+ Z  x- d& Q# l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ O  \% Y7 V% W! D! q0 G3 A8 @>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' N5 m5 K; b5 {6 |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! k" ~  ^1 Y7 w- K$ S1 U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! z2 O7 i# F% h; F& `, ZA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ n7 V4 }4 M: r3 T2 rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

4 Y; D$ s6 `; t! L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' X  z. B/ _! C/ N7 a) Q0 X7 B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! z, _+ {  t; R( y4 i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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' ?, Q; D" x6 b; _, o: _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* M1 W7 X# n5 }' }2 L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* K6 T9 e& `2 O  r1 ^" [真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


$ u- n4 o0 U% U全盘接受一下。

2 K7 q/ _) \/ D% z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

, y" D+ o5 W7 `+ R0 _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 b! c0 r. B: X- [3 Q. f# }" @别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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4 ~$ [/ I, i! l1 J* v* L+ Y4 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

  e% L# u4 [" m1 n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

  m7 j( b5 P6 h9 L/ P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 G0 C' q0 l$ o. G! ]3 q; C她是大学教瘦？
1 @; V/ _' G; G* U, y0 A9 \2 F# X大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 h; q" j6 T, ?0 L: \: f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 b1 w0 D' P- x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢