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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 O. }5 _" v7 E, S1 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; i* t. Y& H% w; c! U7 vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if% i( b/ s# R: p5 [* p4 ^  B: T: u
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 2 l7 s2 Y5 F: n
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( @+ M- X" r/ l6 K9 o; H# y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. c: g; f; F  z+ R. x3 C
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. O6 k- B% M( r! K: ]& g" T4 Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,) [0 q. x* S4 q6 ^: D/ ^1 n8 i
you pay me only $5. - g0 M; x$ a: M/ _
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I7 z- i$ C7 ?+ K' a% I, k8 }
will pay you $500.
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$ _2 n3 F1 |) |/ c3 K' S* C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' E: G- `" P. q' o7 t: Y- |
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 0 r, t9 i8 p7 v2 h

+ G/ n( o! N7 W% Q1 GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( X8 ~( O0 l9 [% S% S& G
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- X& F# c0 V# |4 ?0 k6 vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 n( w. R8 K! ^
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# `4 l6 ], v( p& whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5* d' d$ d$ i$ n
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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& c6 P/ A+ x! ?5 Z8 T8 V4 X, CLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two / ]0 V4 t" o% D5 ^) m
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason : x/ D1 s- i8 p9 A/ n
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) S7 Z, K: p2 [* S- N# k( A1 `7 k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% G) q3 |0 n5 P9 H$ f( m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 K5 K0 }$ |) n5 F8 D6 `9 {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 C2 J; j6 L" t" u, J>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, T! }4 I$ U1 z9 W3 E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' t+ }  }2 z* Z+ {* U$ O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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% K$ K% f! Z' v3 Z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 5 [- w' ?  J0 J5 s+ R9 `% D3 e  q
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 j: I2 u. p2 z- {7 [6 S  }, c& f# b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, x$ z- `! ]1 U1 F0 VA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ d6 ?& B) W* a7 a* blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. W" t3 w% h; J9 i/ b7 p- }2 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. O" `# `: }6 A5 \* Sthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 X  B! d2 c! c
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,; S! E% K5 b* F! m2 K6 G* c
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ) o4 G4 h; }8 I# D$ [* a# T4 t, g( N
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 p  _9 |* w* \; k真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:  T: Z8 s  {6 B/ Y/ b
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' O: w) e- J8 [  g% u/ w好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% ?# y& P* P. ]) Y. w真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 x, _+ ]/ i& }8 ]真聪明,偶像啊
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) I: A; @' W# O全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 3 B; J; v2 H6 v5 v7 F

; ?! C  ]# H9 t真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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2 ^' i7 w3 ?% N; H% a别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' y$ q8 v7 V* D  U3 g# b: s
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, d( J! A7 k0 ~8 @+ X: u3 j8 ~1 }% a1 A别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 ^* \& ~3 d5 l$ Q9 _' B( ^你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ Q0 J" L1 K/ U: w加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   `% q" {9 {  w( v  P8 N

0 a2 P! Z2 i- o. a; N2 w真博学,偶像啊。

' N+ G. z1 }9 D7 O) Q7 `6 H" s# q+ {大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 t3 \/ u. I% E  ~# y7 ?! S) K

4 I) w  u4 E8 {5 {; {3 N4 r大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
; b+ ^* Y, K$ l) p大学教胖还差不多
5 A2 {  P7 _( X4 D她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ y9 T. n; d, |+ M! U( G" H紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 K/ L* G2 R0 t$ u: H( ~说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 d3 a- p+ M6 A' \. Y  ~* Z- D紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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1 n) [% Z: P2 X" p; f哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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