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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 n/ w5 w) r3 Z' Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ }" h# B9 [9 E0 Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 V. G# H& w9 |, p
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so& {# E( Z( j1 E2 s
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The0 t  u5 N7 w  M
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: C9 e( h/ _1 n. P. J/ g4 X) ?; uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) p% i" _! u* C. N! F2 X# Qyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I# Y& j, e7 l- x' D
will pay you $500. - W( \, b8 U( i. i

, d8 ^7 T  Y* ~0 u( n/ y% o5 o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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' W5 D; ]/ v% R' z9 s8 I- m2 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's/ `% O9 {; ^6 g
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' & U9 S" _6 j# s4 M

0 ~. X1 J$ [5 n. ?' ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. 2 V: I) a; V: \7 K% ~

$ C! G" @9 ^/ JNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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. k" y% j/ O' C# B: x" I- G2 THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. m; y/ V3 R& V3 r  C% dthree legs, and comes down with four?' $ e9 Z  L+ s( P

& o2 J; g1 J7 o/ bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# o" M, ]' \6 {) Q9 {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! I$ r# z+ y( F  s7 g  \7 K/ zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& v5 t, p7 [& ?6 v3 b% _# W& Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 g9 l; t9 F1 b& T
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right; h3 c  @' w1 V& a
back to sleep. 7 V$ q" L) L; W

) _7 ]# t& U: k/ ^  l- _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! Z9 Y1 F% T" p5 vwakes the newfie up and asks,
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& w$ F) i$ ]& H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- `7 o9 f, q; J% _$ @
comes down with four?' 8 f9 x  R3 D/ d
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!# }1 J3 w; w& I. n9 }& o
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ k( L' B9 m/ _' r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + D2 {: K# g& b* R7 x9 h& E3 ]
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # C$ n- E' ~( K- F9 {
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the " E9 o3 f2 }4 O* y" h
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; N) G, v) y4 Y+ {2 _) ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct4 i% ?: M& y6 L: r4 h
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. z$ ~; U" U/ r: Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 [( u) E! F2 H) N3 x' O( ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 1 J7 O( E/ |- c! `6 m
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 8 l8 {- G4 N% S2 [$ ~+ {4 y( t+ i  J
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three6 ]" x0 G8 u# \7 B

- h" K' C- C1 v0 \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ; p- E. k: x( Z8 I( d# m
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the $ Q2 O7 o* d8 Y1 [  x- j
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand , \% n2 O& d7 K% x  g. F& j
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; q$ S. r0 d. t$ HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! W& C& c/ V/ b/ o5 m/ o( I* A' i
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 a$ Q. A  [+ N( jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 `6 q6 G( x% q9 I7 l# Rthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- c6 G; r2 \: I( x- n1 t
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 O4 S, ?1 z+ p
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - S! `/ f9 k0 x2 M* J  L' e
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : o9 Z, c4 J2 L+ d4 K* V

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7 N% E% H9 q! _& I7 h, \; r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: Y+ h* r! V3 G2 U8 q6 A, I* Y/ a
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
$ i- h5 {  H( {7 @0 B# W好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 , y0 r/ \8 Z; _; \- w8 x- f
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真聪明,偶像啊

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/ g8 J3 ^6 J& j6 k- v# V2 Y' ^全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 # I4 _# e7 g* ?5 C

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全盘接受一下。

+ T3 G& ~2 Y+ d真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * l6 J# X9 }: m# W

5 ~% U, F$ _) j1 G0 o: A真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 " {9 M9 p8 r* Y6 z: I- z% I# `# N2 J& A

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ A8 f) J) |. J$ @% N加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 u' m5 V' U! t: t多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & k- v( ]. H+ g2 T

; m6 R, \' |1 {' W7 j0 i3 |大学教授哦,能不剥削?

: \/ @( C- J  A4 ~3 }, ]她是大学教瘦?
% U, T' o2 A: `7 N3 F/ y大学教胖还差不多 8 `  V4 ^: }2 C6 M2 C$ j! l5 x
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 m+ ^! |& k% q5 o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# Q4 N: N) C; a* S" t! j紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; W9 i: ]+ I: o5 `7 r8 o3 ~哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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