Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ D% l( y2 Y2 dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" F6 h4 F2 P" F- Y7 vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ m: \8 a' {# j# aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 k2 ^& P4 v9 l" Zyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& Q. ?" D; B* k5 {( v0 |. M will pay you $500.

/ {# P+ E* ?* S; D- W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 L* [6 e; i3 p* tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 r+ H$ L; ]8 a1 G4 Z4 l3 `. w9 |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) n7 C2 {6 f8 h% ?The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  y( A6 m) G. ]# q- J& J( n: dlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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, ~% u' e8 n0 w& s( z9 D7 y" nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; _- ^( O9 P( `+ \" F; Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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1 y- E4 t, n( N% Q2 x+ j2 h) a5 zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 p0 V  h# W: J4 creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( z' s  H  i- |- U0 y- vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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0 i1 j, r9 x1 u; W7 xThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) Q* Z) [% c" q5 }2 o  gwakes the newfie up and asks,

$ H, a% F+ B$ P2 z$ ?'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 m6 ~9 _! d+ G$ ]# d9 U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 R& A, Y5 a6 i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- D; m& h2 m7 ^% e$ V& C+ l* G. S) j! z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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% A- ?$ L8 ^, n2 M$ W2 W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ x' ]" @9 s6 i# v- A1 r$ u>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 b) W: _% c0 o/ \, y% V. r& k4 t, Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ C/ m* J7 T8 ~$ N8 x, h- [; v! ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- t# q& B8 I! l! Z; V7 \% \the newfie would l ...

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& t+ Y* g7 n9 Z- w  N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# b0 @% r. m( `2 v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: c  c- {) G0 F( d真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, S8 w* d( R$ r8 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* B7 R, e) f# B& ]+ k5 f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# t0 L$ U) W& J( A" r, ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

" N& g' }  `* }, R; A8 u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) F/ M# x( ]$ U别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 P" H& ?9 K7 u9 M" O  H7 v- @0 `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 I# J- B8 B" {3 j% h9 I. w真博学，偶像啊。

9 _$ q# Q) `3 P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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9 f$ `9 c/ a8 v) v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. l7 }) R, r: w  ?4 u2 F" b/ R大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 T/ o5 i9 |+ R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% D# z7 G+ `2 v! _1 _2 o; P说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢