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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 q& b( b! M. a: q9 ^. x8 b
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) O2 ?0 f/ G0 G7 i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, d' t3 Q3 w- \) O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' k" w! b3 g# ^- [, w+ F0 Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,0 Y  ^' [" f" N4 \- V' u3 F3 {, ]5 O
you pay me only $5.
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3 U/ q: c* d0 Y* H' |2 h! e5 G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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" h% ^1 R: c& s7 o  SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 P# V) z! m+ Q. I. Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' % H9 b; }5 l( M& @
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his$ \- H+ y+ B2 q7 l5 [
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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" N' _! R+ r* F. V( S  U, jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with, h6 m! o$ M0 W1 r
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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1 P7 Q$ J4 O, b: ?6 |% {% p' @The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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2 j( m4 R: w2 ]  P9 S2 Zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right. W) ]) y3 l2 \6 ?7 K( a
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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( t6 W0 Y- x3 m! K1 T" I  x'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' u4 J3 f! g  Xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $59 k) {0 d4 z% f! Y% l2 H
and goes back to sleep.1 \- N+ c( L5 j$ W) ?, @
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!, j4 j+ u  U) o
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the  A5 g, o: l/ r2 R' ^2 r5 O2 y, A

: |. a4 I  }. Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; U. F& j4 K7 T. W. w5 z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 b7 F5 V/ Y5 C1 q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! p3 B% B6 A+ ^; j! C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 o& w/ |* b! r6 ]. y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' m, q+ P0 w) d( d

/ [/ U* l6 [3 y: p>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 }$ ?% y/ C+ l3 @' {4 l. j2 L>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a $ v" X& b4 d/ N( r' x2 K0 Z' _. X
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& s' F% T, R" j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 8 D0 a- O. i6 G& B! t. `8 ?
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 T  l. v5 p7 a; e0 X) m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the " |* |  y+ r. ~1 C
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 . T( H/ e1 o8 ?, q6 @* M. E' i, x
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 t4 X. i" g3 P* N7 \. m' xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 f; }5 H! U  o3 }5 @/ Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 M$ o$ x4 L% r1 ^' W' ]the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ w, s' r- ]& I: Y- ~) n
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 H$ y* @- a* _$ Q% \好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 C% _- ~$ h; \- u4 Y& d' g
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% p0 ?+ p. T6 p3 r) L# z1 m7 f
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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; S* V/ U) I5 ^) Z7 h1 U全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

, a; B' a/ A7 \! f& C! q( B真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

# ?( c1 N: Q7 z3 R你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; y0 P% F' ?% p) D5 C1 w
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ u" S7 r' P! @& d+ q% ]$ k( I# c多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 Q% _% R; ~0 r4 B5 [! u+ B

' S2 |& M8 C  s2 h1 F真博学,偶像啊。

' k5 c& |; C7 W& p  S) f大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

) l4 G, B. B6 o: }她是大学教瘦?( O4 `3 M: |4 H* T3 h
大学教胖还差不多
) h! c7 ?/ L- D) h她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) u$ }* s: ~7 H" j7 `2 m
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 @& j+ p# W+ l5 ]# l% ?: z2 h紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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1 E  z2 H1 \8 C+ m  q3 s0 y+ |哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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