Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ A5 M: i& H; m+ I% [3 C2 Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& |" C; H# R$ b: Q! u8 sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ k3 Z6 d4 [( k$ u% s/ f) d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
/ g9 M4 S# W0 ]) a) @) w; ` will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- m# Z( ^8 K; h4 N& rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 I/ ~6 s8 f6 Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# a9 M& u' h1 ~( Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

$ \0 g- N" u5 P! J1 {2 VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 {8 u4 J, O0 m/ pwakes the newfie up and asks,

0 T# ^# p  k' A, q8 s6 D4 T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# F  g/ R, w  }+ xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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& T5 ]) ^6 k& X' h: P5 KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& J* u$ i$ P  D4 a/ x6 X3 n>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

4 ^7 A+ s1 D. ?>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; I/ i6 d! x0 C) y7 J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 z; ]' }! ]- m8 d, a# t  t+ p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# ^0 j8 l+ t- B: H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 y! ]3 R  U# a9 [; t真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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- e, B8 ^# y, W7 W7 `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" g/ o  P$ t* Q' R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ ?) U- B% b/ q8 S. P真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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, j6 ^' Q% I, E& F全盘接受一下。

& m* L  R1 h: \4 T  _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* w) D# {' I4 Y# _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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0 u: K0 B% i, x- W) C- k" M别把我往坏路上领啊。

; q3 S$ Z4 ?" ~3 n5 S% n+ v# D: ^! V你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% j5 o# }5 @6 k, }9 P& f3 D3 O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

; X: p5 ?1 n( U; |3 K5 l& E4 O, O' \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( @* k. d' W# H大学教授哦，能不剥削？

9 f7 |0 w8 @' K* x  N* `8 N她是大学教瘦？
' t1 ^2 y7 q% ^4 H5 i2 ]. c大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢