Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' Z4 U. L' O, t7 E# @5 nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: A1 S! A" {4 q( J4 {4 N, L: Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 W  `- _! I& _  O% Y9 Z3 y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 a  Y: f* r8 B( t6 E4 zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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. I# P( j5 F% Y+ X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

4 v' {% c. r5 z5 U4 l7 m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 T5 ~, c) L; D+ X: s4 Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

4 a' X) A# L/ o) i( i! \/ vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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( L) }6 g6 c# ]* {9 dNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

' e+ ?; }8 ^) ?2 b% w+ f1 ^1 jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

- a! @8 H+ [- t& W9 D" JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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- ]) u+ e$ e5 M( ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ b  Y! ^; M( p- |0 Y/ X4 k3 jand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# g/ Y1 N& X" Q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 ?. Q+ m  S+ K% {0 w, H) ^. B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( `8 W) f7 q* b5 ~- r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# f( ^0 I9 I. d9 Q' Y8 t- R* l0 G$ c>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! b' ?" {* T  x4 ^6 k" v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' K' x  d# S2 EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 n* H4 {, p/ I/ L" P0 `1 |) ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ U% S7 @0 s& _. l- u9 F" A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  `2 V8 p/ a$ {$ n加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 g3 o' n5 E9 I0 C) \6 G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* H( \! z/ F7 z, Y. g$ g+ |2 K0 K真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" I6 ~( k3 h- |* H! t4 o! }1 T0 T真聪明，偶像啊

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& U6 I" o" k' b1 k4 j& \6 H/ x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

# a% A# M$ V! y; ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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/ S8 w$ x" V. B: `3 B; F别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

) u3 r+ p' ^2 \$ Y; L$ Z6 f0 K4 u$ _7 s# s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 g5 J! g; n4 Z! h" E* w- Z. z5 P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 [8 F' t: Y/ P3 J" S: R  q& _大学教胖还差不多
( J( D" ?. B4 z0 O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 a/ k( V. G5 h0 b4 p哈哈，你们在这开小会呢