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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; y6 d% I8 ^' U* L& \
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb" x9 u! C" N8 T1 j& _0 h8 ~
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, P6 T( f% ~+ W$ E' _% w# T
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I  o8 ^) ?) d* c$ }1 i1 j7 [
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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4 O$ I2 e- P* } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's9 P( k) p$ s. t: ?6 ]
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- Y0 ^5 c& @* q3 lThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 e  Q( b0 z! C' {! I3 G, J/ qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.6 d8 Q* z6 X! R" v% V

2 D1 y5 D' [7 P" YHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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  ^0 q: v+ |* ]' o* _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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0 o+ f5 r2 E" DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!* R$ Q& G9 j' }2 \& x

$ u, r2 \' Y' P( D; h9 uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. d) P; B  D, v3 |8 `1 s; @2 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two & a8 q. s& [7 w) e# x8 q! w
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: W( U0 p3 ?( B9 z9 ?7 z) v( @1 s" J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the , p2 o! Z+ ^. y1 C
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 5 L. D# a; ~  _% S1 H* R( }
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! M* w0 N+ x- b  G' d* v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" k0 Q9 Q4 c' [+ k( r$ p8 i6 l>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; R  Y- J. v+ i! D; K3 i: l3 r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; u. o% q1 s. o' w>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three1 f2 C8 N, D( u3 I  E, h
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" }! ]8 P4 z* A; W; t5 E4 g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 L/ ^+ h1 A( Y+ C! M% M' v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 9 @. l3 ~0 K  G6 L3 n
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% t; [1 K: _& t# _' U9 m5 O6 j
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 X6 M0 r) J5 w" H1 y3 P
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 j$ c0 F6 |2 r1 Y2 t
the newfie would l ...

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  K7 u- r6 F" J  ^2 J  X4 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, T& r% u1 M2 S- R“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,- v0 O6 y. I- [4 E7 h
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* H8 c+ ~) k: ~5 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! |7 D8 y0 R( G- j+ a9 }真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 1 W  N- q, ]  I
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 C, q' ^2 A4 W5 S
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,( p5 W: `: ?- z8 l% ^
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 u$ f  k' y0 {4 [5 y  B( @) }- P真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * Y! u! |* T. P& s) O# |; W% |
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 R6 [) E8 |% k( k& E. w" c0 t  A
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 V' B9 a# i. e- @9 d+ K

3 d. Q. y; ^/ P' g8 j/ u3 Q大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?( t7 w- {3 \( I# o/ L, Z
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 n5 J& O" Y2 s, }
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 b* q! ]$ m9 t8 `. ]" {! i
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) l, ^. {0 {& p2 U) F哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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