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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 N7 E+ `! l3 {& X* kthe newfie would like to play a fun game. / \$ K3 j4 S3 v% f0 b+ d
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I: G- t) n4 P* }; L8 s0 A  _& g2 k
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,( I- u1 S; \1 e% x) B- |( |1 U9 U
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep: X$ z  M: ~! S8 R6 P4 w
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.   }$ y& u  \9 w2 w. z+ E7 U

! K- u5 l8 I( [! WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 n: ~% @' l8 CHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with0 `! m# c7 }7 S! R3 ?# F1 j' u' \
three legs, and comes down with four?' ! s8 `" s, E7 v& w/ ]

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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! c9 V7 }: S0 J1 i) T* |
back to sleep. 8 v1 z& l) F8 \  k" @  H$ i
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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+ u, W+ B8 d! J8 k- ?+ S; V4 m'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; k8 K1 C$ W' K8 v& Ucomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5- T% k; u: n, ^6 a! L
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 E5 X" f& n  n" w0 ]& g' I8 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* V& g# E4 }  s7 y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ( C2 V6 x  P$ E8 N: O
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the " d# n  D3 }; c9 D8 ?3 w
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 3 I. ^: _$ j& V/ e7 @& o
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct# I0 E  w* e- F1 B5 W- \( D7 \

! v- V3 c$ U/ S% f0 U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 0 ^2 J: @8 P, }/ t! e) A" G
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 @+ ^) ^! a! G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three' J# R' E9 A3 \7 o2 r& x0 y8 c+ g9 w

+ {; w1 G- k: [* ]8 t>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 3 U1 \; a- H" E4 I
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 J: [4 R/ ~/ Q$ e! n& j% m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " Q' O4 p' h% c, P" |
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 b" J+ w7 M! Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 k- @; ^) T  j4 J7 ~% s
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 M9 K- j  A. G) r1 ~/ Y
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ S; K" b4 C4 l  [+ k
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  F9 `' I  |. Y! |# v. d# {好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, C- o0 v" l1 \( G) \加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, I3 Z0 X% }0 u* z6 |0 E真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ) K4 o: L- s5 L7 t1 Y
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( E( a% G: \' o* E8 G7 x
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,! E/ @5 z- \1 v: M- t- {( F/ e
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

" C) a6 |1 n' r0 {) |7 J" w真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! s6 i7 ]( z* ^
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ |4 a' z% @/ d- X" D3 C" t9 I真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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  c, I1 w/ n. n6 P. Y3 Y: x/ G  w别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 & \& s( r+ G6 a3 p* W  k5 ]

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- s! ^$ s0 {1 l- \0 p  n- ^) O1 J0 S你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , `( z) ]& H3 N* K- \; D
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" Z! G. A& S$ k- }& y2 F6 _1 c多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 2 `) c5 {0 A5 a- F
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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, ]; C5 s) l, y大学教胖还差不多
; T6 A5 q' b% W她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 g( ]' ]+ _' J* O# t紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, z) X+ `( u: [' N# n: H5 W6 z紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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