Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ @2 Y# s, m& V% }% _you pay me only $5.
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4 O$ I2 e- P* } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" r# g$ _( A, N% H will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- Y0 ^5 c& @* q3 lThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 e  Q( b0 z! C' {! I3 G, J/ qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% L/ {( x: ?3 _0 j+ k* z; Llawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

2 D1 y5 D' [7 P" YHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& @$ n6 q6 O8 b4 othree legs, and comes down with four?'
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  ^0 q: v+ |* ]' o* _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ J' F3 Y8 l1 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( Z1 J8 l( \4 q) {the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: h2 B$ g& S% jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 C6 ?6 q4 `- i+ k  Ewakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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0 o+ f5 r2 E" DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

$ u, r2 \' Y' P( D; h9 uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. d) P; B  D, v3 |8 `1 s; @2 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: W( U0 p3 ?( B9 z9 ?7 z) v( @1 s" J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! M* w0 N+ x- b  G' d* v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" k0 Q9 Q4 c' [+ k( r$ p8 i6 l>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; R  Y- J. v+ i! D; K3 i: l3 r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; u. o% q1 s. o' w>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" }! ]8 P4 z* A; W; t5 E4 g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 L/ ^+ h1 A( Y+ C! M% M' v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; i3 @& v9 H$ |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  K7 u- r6 F" J  ^2 J  X4 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, T& r% u1 M2 S- R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* H8 c+ ~) k: ~5 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! |7 D8 y0 R( G- j+ a9 }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 u$ f  k' y0 {4 [5 y  B( @) }- P真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

3 d. Q. y; ^/ P' g8 j/ u3 Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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