Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" F. _6 O/ [$ y3 S( |  W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* {& E  Q1 P0 _( R' aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 C* ]4 S1 _1 |  _" d9 [you pay me only $5.

  T6 }; \6 Q! k' {: [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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1 ]8 i( t- m! V, H1 ]6 a1 xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 P; s5 U0 H( w7 O" n" q0 ?  e6 ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 F3 k" w! g: J( V. Q" p1 U. |5 plawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

2 ^0 e& V2 o8 u: r: `9 z( s% eThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) H. J! E% o0 O5 D$ E' ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 \6 \! [5 o' {the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 B- w, w6 w6 }( N5 U3 j3 [of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ F* n& r; o, V# a1 a% vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) Z8 N  n, ]' }0 _4 |: v" Y, Nback to sleep.

- w" h' W5 c/ Z) L( [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

3 q& {2 ~0 ?4 ~  ]& B4 A; jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. v  [) ?9 V9 t>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) d& I# [9 g: `5 a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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% g9 A5 O" S. ^/ r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 ~3 b: k4 Z/ s' j0 t- w>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( _5 C* s  ]* B1 Q6 }$ g$ w>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

  c& p4 F( E5 v5 O* D: C' v  n>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: u# c" L& M( q$ p( Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* W" [1 d8 d# x) M- k+ pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# n) b% |. ?' X0 E8 v9 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. g6 v  W; r2 ?' Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; `) ~  }; ]& j! m6 J1 g/ _the newfie would l ...

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4 l" Y5 N; V/ ^/ ~& W4 W0 \7 \% B7 \9 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 s/ E- C: K8 L: ?1 I5 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# @( }3 g2 n! E! t+ J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 ~, f' J/ d" J  e* |# m% x真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 ?" o. N/ H) d/ d4 b, d全盘接受一下。

+ S9 `" `7 g( x- P  Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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2 [8 s5 E+ f) x( Y7 k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 {; i3 @, e% B% ~% K9 c1 O别把我往坏路上领啊。

; L8 o' p! O) r$ U$ a# c; @你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 `& W/ D1 m2 i' o9 F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 }* n' I; W) V0 p真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
: w* M9 D, S, C! ?大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢