Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% G+ z3 u' k) @: Y' p3 |2 dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# F- W, I: h$ n+ n$ D  Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
2 M' L2 y8 ?8 Z9 }& | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 L! M9 p2 O7 \( ?% uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# |6 \! ^/ V5 j( E8 r& L7 U2 e& kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 _" p8 V( O6 u( qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

: J4 l8 M+ n' L3 I: @* T5 wHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

, G5 _* |7 i4 S3 ]. A1 Z7 E9 w0 d" O- iThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) v4 u5 u( s0 U# x' p) Mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, ]" ?0 S5 O* _+ R) Rback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

5 ~, \  d& L7 ], ['Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 O# M2 s' A& {. `9 i# t/ D) wcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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9 ~( G$ f9 e# \8 G3 Q/ o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' J& T: Y: I* r- v8 E3 w, F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 i$ {# F9 i2 B3 U  D8 O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, H% e: L6 Y4 v+ s& ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  o" o5 H+ H( C3 \/ M  d! d>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* _8 f2 i3 w3 U8 p# {2 q$ w$ ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ y0 k( u, Y$ o, E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ U/ G# P1 s* h3 k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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& ^- b( @; }% [7 f/ ^6 H% y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  l- C) J: h) D/ ]4 M# Q; a& X/ k3 C0 g真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

1 n+ M" {, ?: _, t8 u7 u4 N) `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 `! n2 h$ o1 X) ~) h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ W3 u% o" s7 N% i. f! z" ?5 j+ x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 k. [, K& S6 h- S5 V她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢