Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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0 {: q! L+ [" B2 ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- ?2 J4 h# }! o) nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# n3 d1 P( @0 Z6 S1 J he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. S5 _  a: Y: |% o8 A5 k4 Ayou pay me only $5.
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% D( G+ |5 R  B: y7 T You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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+ Q+ \. X; L" @; ?3 t( r) nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 F/ @; y  V! ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

7 h! t1 ^8 A: ~6 A; J/ H$ MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 p3 g" p/ }7 S, k5 |0 x9 H! jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( N/ o5 {+ p8 g& o9 t: p8 @0 A- }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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5 x$ [$ a5 A( g7 _2 WThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 \0 Y& v; _5 |( M$ F. c9 Pand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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' S  z- l4 Y- Q5 p0 |: Y" fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, ^9 f* z5 R5 j1 T>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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( ?" u0 h  k5 W$ |& q>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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5 _/ H! J/ ?4 ?. o) y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 H  ?* y% O1 z2 D- M! Y# F) v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& c6 v2 j9 n! z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! ?) k: o% ]9 |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" d$ D! B6 z6 R+ mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ^3 Y- N: u/ _: D* e, o& @1 w4 V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; A( _+ C; D7 Z1 w# o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

. _& C- }+ w5 w( b( D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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3 Q8 h8 f  [$ k6 J/ }别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 k9 h5 ^$ c2 U8 ?+ }: {你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 ^' g3 E0 n% [& d4 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 g2 a) t' o5 C  j1 [多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

" N6 X; x" t0 s/ u' h0 ~' v0 s$ @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! l. V( ~' @  y& A5 c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 b9 t  Q/ c# ]  A+ I她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢