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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- ]+ k  w- f* z2 m& n7 p/ vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  t) c4 m: B' J, g. z* Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& g1 d, p; {8 A( ]% }& q7 fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 Z" i* F( P* l2 o  M: Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% {/ W& ~$ m" y4 L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: q5 U; U) \0 }( P1 O8 _# R( n9 Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," r, Z" W. V& k7 b5 P
you pay me only $5. 0 k, _; p8 ?: j/ i4 w5 T( C- o+ I$ H
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ V% X/ \% V3 G$ L  Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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6 q* [, c9 F5 m# }5 NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's6 W  O% ]9 H5 N( `2 M) ^
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' Y; ?! y$ @( Y: w. epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.+ X/ D' w9 q& L1 b4 c6 K

% l6 ~( I" g& O& w- M4 n  U5 W" THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" B" Q& }1 G+ j  f; ?three legs, and comes down with four?' / @6 Y) Y8 J' d2 e4 A

# L- U5 c, S4 p: Y2 f/ ?5 ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 q1 M9 C0 p3 `/ rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# `+ |! ^4 F+ K9 d4 J( f, `1 ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour4 P6 q$ p# B* W0 ?; J
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and: T  W# n( Q; E) k7 N
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right- R2 Q, r" y& G/ O6 T; p
back to sleep. $ c: A# t1 j+ v3 i+ j

9 K2 l" g4 c, Y( y9 ~7 RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 s1 z' l" z& O$ e$ j% M( |: Rwakes the newfie up and asks, ; ~3 s8 F6 q5 ~
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and' T/ E, p6 g9 g8 d
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!& i. W. Z- Y1 N9 b# E8 d

* r1 O; E+ }7 l8 yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 f9 r2 H4 Y8 z! P  {; ~>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) R" z8 n2 D  _& r& {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 3 [  [% W. Q, E) W( a# _
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 2 F4 K7 p# L; [" l  \
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research / z. E5 e; c) H; o; ]
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a & j5 n9 C- p- x3 P2 k
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 j; o; a3 f  |4 A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ) n& b# S, s$ A1 P# I$ y' l
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; {2 Z( M/ t. _( D! \' t8 w4 a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, t  a3 J- R4 S& k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ; X$ @' O/ k4 p" c, [6 k
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- V6 b& Z% L2 E7 q. s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # R  f3 w; W+ @8 T& U; X+ N5 {
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( l! M" J5 L1 ?3 u: f7 T! Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% f7 f& \0 u0 L, b& W: lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* z" F% |. l- U+ Q- \$ M2 pthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: ]! _0 a8 V% Q5 o. v“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,; N; c+ B" U, ^( N/ J3 z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 e8 E' x4 N. s7 C3 D1 Y& M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ M" l: f: s4 K# w( A: c$ x
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 k; n8 }" h: s好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

7 h6 |& o4 w! Y真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ P5 l: x0 i3 A. r0 ^全盘接受一下。

2 Y' t7 ^( h% X1 Q$ u真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 3 J/ Z% `/ z# y) K7 j
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ( [+ b) y+ Q* n8 B0 @) w: D" x

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; q; D. u, k. V) @1 o& {9 }& j& n% C别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 N  v4 e) K% X
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ Z: {9 M0 _/ J/ E. i1 S多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! |7 g' H3 y6 [9 P5 W6 M1 J* u$ H
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真博学,偶像啊。

) g, a: X6 [0 x; z9 P8 ?4 @大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ f! e" G% N/ ~9 i( O
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?: o$ {* j: C( K
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( Z1 K. Z1 e) T# x+ x紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' [" v  e$ d) |说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & E$ `3 W, L" B. s3 Y
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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