Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 _  b( X" G- p0 U  Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- }% t  P& l+ f9 D& k6 b" d$ {1 n. Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

+ _* {4 _9 e6 b4 \- v# D5 D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

* J) J) T7 {$ C' V& } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& f$ v" `/ d; aThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# g2 s+ q* X3 E# B3 Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! n" w; r4 k& Q  M9 Z0 Q% Apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 \; u3 V3 }8 t* OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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) \, X8 F6 E  X3 qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: v& M. Y( K" kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, n* h; N% V% D, F5 F5 shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 m1 K" J& N( q4 d5 Y7 F% ?back to sleep.

9 m4 ]7 a: ?  RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

' o9 [" ^/ b! }1 ^9 g0 W* C+ u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
! ^' t5 _6 x% A) h% T* a& J8 I* U& q' rcomes down with four?'

& P/ W, y; n, l+ CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, x' V% q( O' A, gand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

' D8 r- u2 p4 O& C  F$ [. BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) k3 z6 y: C. ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 [; ~  I. I" g+ g. U4 [& Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 H% ?0 O, [) L$ @0 x& x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 p# R2 R8 X  @0 w3 U" P5 E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ ~6 [) \/ C; F6 M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. e7 p, {' C# ^" W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 J, l  `) J  c7 y( H! w! E0 x>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 ^0 t9 f$ L5 s" m' Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  i4 T! n# V* o& f; i+ v! \$ w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' k- S0 s2 r" a, l( m/ c. V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* w" d. i8 j: B% R, S, Y1 b7 y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



1 t" h$ B: y8 `2 n6 I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 L" x* t8 T( |& [; m/ E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) c& U9 ^" {5 z( `9 K真聪明，偶像啊

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8 B* T0 Z" ]  |& Q+ Z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


# \, W7 N$ {0 g全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

3 w* v' r6 Q, K1 j2 S) h% n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

; k8 }0 d% Q2 N( t: G: b2 Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# U/ l. S! U5 z' J- s  _真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& J  T$ C0 F! J( {她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- u" _4 N' [) }$ o( r, t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 ]+ Q3 r; ?1 N7 X2 y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) [2 `0 P6 f7 U/ s' j$ |哈哈，你们在这开小会呢