Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 G5 k6 k) W6 _( ^/ ^4 v0 slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; P* a1 G* c) kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
+ J4 |- m" b5 ~' c+ H/ ?+ q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) w2 ^2 N& ~' V4 h$ Ayou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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" L% J2 w/ k' }; x  C1 E This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! c* N; y# S: s* ^2 R2 H# uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

5 s$ u+ |8 Z3 {0 e7 cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 ^8 d. @& l5 c- n/ Q" M2 v1 Y8 Gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 w: L9 |. K9 f! }8 f' g; w# `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 N- i3 c1 D/ y1 P3 X/ v3 |. J: zthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ M* M# K6 b6 h1 x; x( ?references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ M- n# |! B4 n) ^' M8 ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' O6 U, H* c' lcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ K( n# Q' q+ F. |and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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1 Q0 P2 ~3 [/ JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 t. K7 H2 \1 v/ C7 J" j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( \( a' o1 ~3 k>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 s; M: P1 K9 R! R>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 l: @+ L: x8 y# T3 E# j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) D- a/ a; b  b+ C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ n$ z) n* h- e# E. q# h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% V8 r2 x! s. l! v% |) DA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* X( n4 w' q: a0 V! ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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& a+ J" D0 g# @2 E) S* l/ Z9 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" D1 B; K; {3 a2 ^; r/ Q+ C  x“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 y+ q. F# d6 O# _真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ s$ F" ^  ]3 R) ^8 T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

* s7 w6 {$ D) C$ c+ _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 V5 o3 @6 a. R/ m# S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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/ r* l4 M. ~1 X( E& d$ ]8 i别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



* ~8 ~8 h5 P$ C3 o6 _* ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. q. q- {  D$ h# K# d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 f+ i" d# x. h: {4 E9 O真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 B( W' ?2 w( x0 _6 z* w/ T6 l8 J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 G1 t, }0 L+ m/ s+ M$ U% ^7 v: P大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' {# t* ]- p6 v9 `( ?2 n哈哈，你们在这开小会呢