Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 ~8 f3 P+ _& M# k. s6 Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; z; e' q$ K* |  n8 d% {! g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 N2 p  w  L+ S' [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

* q% c' C; l. Q$ `4 tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

$ d1 y' z8 D, o: s( }: Q) Z: q; A3 xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

& L4 L( ~! Y& u  o1 u1 j  n# [; KNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 b! ]; U' C2 O; M: qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 ?. y2 a$ U4 s3 I) |3 e- rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 [* q! l/ H' c' {* j: khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 Q8 J3 [; e: Z3 k% q" `back to sleep.
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5 M8 p! `2 U7 f4 F( Y+ dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
5 G4 M. d, u* i6 P0 r0 l+ Awakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
% l! G$ u  n6 D# h9 s>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

$ f  d4 [0 ~+ O>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ G9 b) z* ~: z0 u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ C0 D% r+ X9 J6 u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: h& b/ K- D' O7 o' S% t; ?9 g- b! blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 A- {7 C$ }$ P) s+ fthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  |' ?  |! h; B# N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ N- ]0 t3 {5 d" b, b; B! _7 v3 [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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' e) m0 y  M! h  P* ~6 g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: V: b5 L  K1 X7 I5 u: n1 L. @3 g: @' }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; O3 ^- I, z1 q! ~! w$ q) |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, U. t# T, U; y2 v0 Z- L真聪明，偶像啊

) {# a, v: y% B5 i- c' X7 P3 B全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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; c8 I3 Q4 f2 x- |全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 B; ?4 ]; i+ q3 m1 ]5 T别把我往坏路上领啊。

. a7 L, D. S; @) n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" K: i# v! y$ U' W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* _# ^6 w3 G. ~/ Q9 P大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  d( s; B' c$ `+ X6 x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" ]. k3 X) u6 O6 O1 I1 i5 i4 r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢