Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' P; g- p1 {2 p- Y/ H9 fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  R  Y7 Y' z0 {# e# Y* X7 \the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 c$ T2 [  i7 T: T& L1 C* @- o+ l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' l1 h0 ^% l( S) ~) M he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ `8 W6 y. @$ B5 s! }. r% o6 Y+ e lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# O# l0 H! e/ g1 b6 k: q3 z5 tyou pay me only $5.
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9 G9 ^; t  \; N" n$ V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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( b) b( B  H( a1 d  \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' d) C* G4 H3 K( tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' K  d$ e2 V) \- OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 m& K) t$ [) t% p( ~1 r- Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) [3 o- K2 X  }  Y3 c7 o& {$ Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) ~: H2 ]8 [6 G+ m: Ulawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! t8 r( W7 S$ x" J# n" y% tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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; h( H1 R4 M7 a2 g. y/ e" n2 {! q* DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 S# T- p; F4 {2 Creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' F5 r( F6 {; sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 v: X+ j. L) `$ Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

1 v/ G% K  |5 ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 G# t. v0 G$ r/ H8 R8 |% Hwakes the newfie up and asks,

9 d- v& @: i4 P. P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 h6 H6 z* I9 O% u3 d7 Ecomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 ^4 O) Z2 C$ b) J3 y! W' l' {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# x) s( i  ?0 f' `/ F>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" ?! b4 C, O! i& T* P" [' k6 j>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& E* M0 Q) H" b6 L  [  M- @0 \8 z. z/ m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 L+ w$ l, H3 v4 ~/ a>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  }, I) @+ q3 X- _/ ~* ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) ^# F( I* y8 {0 m# Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 J6 D0 m0 B0 D  [* K! r# dthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! R! [( V! m+ S5 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# E0 w  y: q6 P  U, \- f真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 S! ^& f# x; J; v& r' e" m6 [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& q  y7 |7 {& x: e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% R% d8 p. c/ l/ E0 Q, T. _# p' H真聪明，偶像啊

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3 d0 H9 e: n3 M: M全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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- u) v) y# X( m* v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 ^+ Y  K; D: Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; r8 S/ Y% G. ?; r4 I9 K多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; A: U6 [2 I8 F( j- ~  @真博学，偶像啊。

: P% @  x: F9 E! F1 f& C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& |! C4 _9 i8 s8 a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' [: E1 t# U5 F3 j) U  E4 {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 f; x7 @. Z2 P% L* I0 C说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢