Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: L2 ]6 \9 `8 i" m3 xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 D8 Y$ ~  e; N. R! X- w5 n/ C The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' [' M! Y0 B* W) v0 Q/ nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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, z2 {, m0 v" y8 R6 g4 N& uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% j+ `" P& k2 B; D* I" L7 l' ~references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( m7 q+ D8 d+ n1 F' \>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
. P3 G* x1 Y: J0 x5 ~7 p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
! j* a' W1 t3 J9 E5 E8 w>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% w) Z" P  P! H! E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 E2 t# Z; A1 q8 u& F  x8 B6 a>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) y+ ]( g% ~' \+ g0 d: d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' `( S* L6 ?; `5 Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ H9 G( r, n0 Q) H+ l+ ]9 ]. hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 D  B6 n) P$ _8 \& Q, Z# u/ sthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) A1 o9 j! _! p$ ?6 {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 _/ E% A8 U( j& k* H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# X3 w: R2 y( T& ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! K: r) o! W8 z, V7 z8 X5 X7 }真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 }9 C) k' e' p. ~6 W: V真聪明，偶像啊

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4 @- C( u% M( H5 c' V7 {) [全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

' S/ B* t' g7 N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: f3 K. j: l6 [( u# P  `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 z8 O( _7 z/ w! @3 Y. S5 ~" K8 u2 `别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# j& O; A. t2 e. T别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 o; n. Q+ Y( B, o; q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: C  {( f! q' d真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

: j. c2 h1 o0 ?( W9 P' [% N3 U9 j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& {& V+ ?3 V/ B  C$ B大学教胖还差不多
6 B- R- }/ I& m3 x+ \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( z% E! R6 C2 E$ e, P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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