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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a0 G4 S% h8 s4 k# B1 @2 `! E: Y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 D( }, W2 Q) p# s
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 e! r# w7 w7 E3 ?1 {# Z7 M4 {the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so( r" P. G1 j6 X5 a/ E
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 X2 H' I+ F) t# S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ M/ O: t& e: Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,% a" M! V- I( w* L& s  R- `
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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1 d) H9 G9 \3 b6 C: m. A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 S/ t2 h! `7 y: Y3 A) Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's" C' J2 W$ z8 h4 F/ G/ N
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' . `8 ~: O& p2 I' A
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his9 w3 ?1 X7 \- e! t: ^
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the* e# D/ z) Z: M5 j7 U
lawyer. ; [9 o) l/ @" \9 k6 u* k9 Q. a
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.9 D( W6 A: Z# K

! S' |0 x* o; p' D6 O) P  B8 QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with2 E" ]( K) {: s9 W9 _
three legs, and comes down with four?' * e. \. [8 j+ l5 L& I

9 ?' k8 M6 Y- z& _+ ?! q9 Z; p, I- o0 nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all: H2 d9 A( j2 {- Q5 Q, Q2 {
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all9 l$ e: p$ L) V0 N
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour6 R" Y- X3 R' y$ m( u0 I
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 d4 u2 R+ k' ~# fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' b8 G3 L0 z$ A- X. d  W" eback to sleep. 2 K6 f! y: E5 R. [( s
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ y* j8 [; M, P9 o8 \; dwakes the newfie up and asks, % O9 t. s# ]  K$ W
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and+ V9 A+ Z; O1 x. \
comes down with four?' ' t3 B7 J5 I2 i1 \8 U

  @' ?/ ~: ?% s. hThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" N" C2 T, {; g
and goes back to sleep.5 Z- ]: j+ q9 u; I

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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大型搬家
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ @0 T" H% w: J& ]) U7 F6 F/ e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 S" K2 @3 Q) i% y7 J+ w; a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 L+ i2 v% R6 Q" ^4 B; P1 z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 p4 {) X4 C) q3 J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct7 \) Y# N0 Z8 r+ V6 M# ^

- Y; G: C9 g3 i$ d: I>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# l( F  Q5 D. L6 {5 v1 t; |2 e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a " L+ s( ~  G& {' q8 [- T5 Z
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 k% h6 g+ K8 _5 D$ A; e- A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 V+ b* r" M* V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! d  J- {. J% {9 U

: w( }3 d/ B' Z$ y' q: U0 B8 L  y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * }8 {4 h3 J( l& V
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 7 c8 e* B# N, \+ }9 b0 W6 V, D
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand $ `2 Q% M2 L: i. o5 s7 t. ~
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 T1 ~; x  N* ?" O+ N4 ^3 C
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 M4 n& h/ A& Z: q+ K6 E
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; H& C1 M& c3 \9 X- A0 w+ s
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 O+ k/ s: e7 l0 Z- Y* g
the newfie would l ...
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* p3 {3 Y% i; R2 k( C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, V  g! p2 f' s- }7 t4 [2 Z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 R, r. ]3 `9 P好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 + Y% x& y* V5 N5 z% `! j) q6 m; R
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0 O+ i9 H, s# l; J$ h. Q  d9 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:7 W; t0 a- @' K' D) @! B. B% }! f
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: K  g' s% z8 H! {
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 E, i1 F- S3 T$ q
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真聪明,偶像啊

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6 n! \  }; e# u" D, c9 U全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

; M9 \( Q! ?& R6 ^+ `/ a0 I) j真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 4 I0 |7 P, g4 |% Y

3 d5 y# T, b/ ?6 U) E) u) V( G  x+ D真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 - q. O4 @/ ~, t5 n6 \, r" J' I5 g
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( Y& Y1 E3 S3 ]( g% _* }. ]你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 1 R' ^0 `: o7 X0 h& r- V
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ~: `/ o: {6 D- R$ ?+ r多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?3 U* r9 o2 o2 }0 t. ?
大学教胖还差不多 1 r  P/ [- D% Q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; b0 d9 b8 Z) ~/ `$ f紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / ?$ n, W$ i0 c  K( P: M( N) [
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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( h- e5 E+ y! B哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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