Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 ^9 T* B: a: Y9 N6 ], M' a2 nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& a* L6 E! a: K8 k! v0 E: Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( U( _' |: V) ?$ A6 ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# n4 X. ]) [( P/ o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 ^) h8 C7 }8 l8 R: [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 E5 X/ Z4 T8 M- {you pay me only $5.
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) E; {+ N+ p+ c& \  M- _2 i% M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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3 a+ X. F  _+ c2 k' ^8 O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 B. ^2 J5 a% O. LThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  N: c( I9 B; O8 L5 qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

( W6 E3 _8 F5 m" H1 h3 MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 T' g( |; y% Z. Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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5 J9 s" {; q3 f+ s  \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 F4 M6 \0 Q1 h: U6 H' W0 S- Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* A: s7 e/ ~& W, Z4 J5 ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& Y" A: }  L$ W) _of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& O& s! o  Y" j: i5 ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ d: g' k/ y) L- D6 a7 Iback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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& F9 ?! A1 C( aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 }( W/ d. T: M& S$ d% \; }* zand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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) M. g' b! e+ o. XLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- p: u2 O6 {1 |; G: `/ @3 u1 @- |6 j4 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 F( i3 ?7 C2 l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 Q; p3 k" l) p/ z$ M/ N  C2 ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 u9 H/ M) j2 _# A$ [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' r. ?& [0 `' Y/ O* c7 C4 N$ x- }>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 T  I! @5 N" y: ~, I+ U( B2 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" ~  o1 Y) u5 `! vA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& \" J! }% q8 Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. ^' j" P; H, B) ]4 n( A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 b6 x$ X  `* U5 p2 ]. `! o7 s, o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( H: z) [3 x0 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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! g$ ~1 U' Y5 k8 `5 c1 W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. c8 g3 V% t' b8 W/ @真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

$ l; F! Q: w" r' q$ H3 _5 m
; U' U4 u& A. ]3 x/ y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  |1 S5 f- X9 k3 U% y3 p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ ~# l- ]7 Z% M" }' L你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* ?" p& ~3 J5 h! A/ y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

1 o- h" H& Q8 [# C% }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' o9 r9 E2 t2 x  V5 G2 s1 L9 h( }说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* c& N- G/ k7 A/ {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢