Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& R; m+ B' ]! w7 t; L; Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 x: f! l! v+ a/ Z/ dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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/ t3 R: v; w: F5 @+ C# V' f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# a5 c$ n1 o: D& f will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 W% m! m' h5 B9 @; ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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5 a. u, q! V7 h, u% F& H& zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- J  U9 l$ B/ H! Q5 ?9 \( ^three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 X$ [6 M- f# P3 p& l! m9 Ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 E; Z6 Z# M, Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) O" t+ ]2 q% l! b* sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
. r3 K# [4 v6 g- d( n" `, {hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

0 A/ i6 t0 i% V; p& L, G! qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ R+ l  C# }# J: t9 @! Swakes the newfie up and asks,

' z$ t/ p; C8 ?/ h  V( F! |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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% e5 E$ Z/ m; Y9 u4 U( ]7 [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

: X, R! q! y8 G2 ^9 {: l" `: d4 YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; r' F  S: I6 ]+ w* }* b>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: ^. e& ?7 C. A$ ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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+ V) X( A; V7 M* Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  A; ]9 H" N$ r2 _6 Q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 x+ j( X  K) v* c, h/ _>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) k' \( {! S. N, _! }. h9 c# D>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  g4 N& @& _" I" p9 M1 e% g>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 c  y, j# l/ d) j" [8 K" |>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 M0 Q* N& r% Z' U5 v; r, sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) ^" D" E0 L. H% ]1 q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 `5 p2 S8 m1 r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



6 n5 u- ^+ N! }- G/ l好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# O1 ^; X; c2 u6 \6 a2 G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# K7 k0 Z: ~) I' w6 g! B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% e1 F0 c0 {7 L& s真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

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眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& I5 O0 ]; N- `8 W7 K4 o( p% q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. n  E- ?' C- n4 `( G& J你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: ]3 X3 v+ o# _" r. p0 O4 d# M多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 ?" z; q$ m  X/ X0 U" A真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) F( p! i  c& B; e她是大学教瘦？
3 J+ Z+ n0 p4 j, Z大学教胖还差不多
7 `5 m9 F. a& \* ~4 {4 V" y  c) [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* D* T) P2 n2 e7 Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" l. k/ A4 U1 C( X" G: T; y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 _. l5 \3 U5 [( F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢