Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& g3 e* O9 _% p! t9 y, vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" z7 f. Z  O8 g: K he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 u+ G: D1 ~# n. @6 Q) Pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

, n7 T$ O/ u0 W3 ]+ X) D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 C, y5 `! Q7 L, fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ H5 }5 h! f* Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- U# V1 Q* x4 o1 K3 _2 Plawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" _/ q6 M% f, h4 ^- f; z: w. creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 w' G& w1 @6 o9 @* g4 v0 N5 G- oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 i" Q' d  r1 m: }9 j( ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 c! Y" n7 h/ ?/ J8 \wakes the newfie up and asks,

  i: G7 p1 E/ i) ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# X: z3 s- h# e- Q. X- c5 X6 fcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. P8 [0 z/ I$ `, V0 Land goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  G( I" \6 g9 ^+ s( A! E>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* P- l5 s1 M, G7 Z" _& m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! ]& k7 H0 F4 g+ `>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ Y6 G* y; s6 ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 J) P6 r9 {. b( H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 m) f% ]& D2 E8 u0 L5 O>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 F  r$ |& V8 H  M5 T>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  R7 n& ]& l- m- S( R8 ^6 X3 O% }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! \7 g1 I9 v6 G, b( M" p' c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ V& }: {  A/ g8 S! `& g% {" r. d, _4 S6 WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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7 O4 r+ s6 M1 w; T. G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ r% {% s+ d1 I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. O! x5 A: A- W9 |/ _( D( }真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: S3 Q; H0 T' w0 I3 v( }8 o. Y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ g, c: z+ P: q; q+ R9 C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" p& ~: M4 v2 ~5 M9 w# N别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  G, K) y; x3 X9 p) X2 k别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 y5 I. {/ n& o- }你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, N! O! K& Y8 a3 t& E- f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) }! p- s/ o* I$ o( _多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; V/ o' M8 l5 j2 V) d; \2 m真博学，偶像啊。

5 `; P! p+ Z! }- r, X' v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  Y2 N4 t7 ^6 J0 j4 A+ C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& n8 b6 x9 y* q大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. ^3 |" _, M5 A; K& Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" H9 d* A3 K* {8 q- e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢