Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 P$ m  p* P' `" R+ }( }long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 m$ Y) y# w. N$ M# J: _$ lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ w1 W2 y- |; o, X- F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ b9 o, f1 g; W) Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

, ~7 t, \  Q5 p8 ~4 C6 W8 K5 }' U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

/ v, o- S/ a, p( z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! g  x3 w9 L' D5 ?3 Kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# w0 H0 v1 {4 P! [+ d  i9 R* xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

2 C/ D: T' z3 B1 _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, r5 [! H$ i$ `( r& Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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# `1 z) {3 @6 @; @- _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  _0 W' W6 q: B7 @* \2 w1 K% xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ X$ C5 ]; R/ s+ phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: b" ~6 R. [8 M. p" f4 z) `back to sleep.
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. r0 Y  Y2 `5 T1 R  u( X' YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" W# s& K, T$ j9 ]2 S: h+ Jcomes down with four?'

0 P. h3 U+ o& V, t% ~) A4 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 F' G% t% R) n! h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ _/ W% L, z5 d% O* X! n  n2 o7 M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* a3 Q  _: K0 }$ ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( S6 v7 n. H" Y7 ^/ o>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  x  M- P+ ~$ B0 e5 Q4 Q3 d% q& D>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( X# g% U" x6 w1 W0 F; K$ ~, {+ a8 x  w/ N>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( Q0 p4 {. M9 j+ d" d: V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ T+ i: U; g2 ^, }0 t' C7 GA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ _1 H/ d/ |6 L% q1 F. J$ blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ G4 C( m& B$ m' o# `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ v/ z* R2 |1 b9 o0 _& Mthe newfie would l ...

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. v8 Q: o, T' B8 N( `) W; J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 A1 Z) h. n7 N+ Y  o) n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* E% g+ M( V' V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



/ `0 ^$ A! Y5 m9 T8 Z+ `" g& M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 j' r$ D' Q1 V& S真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; r9 B0 v# o5 D' T& x真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


6 |% F3 M3 ?# J+ L2 B- ^) |全盘接受一下。

$ K0 ]* M% ]7 X* p3 x  R真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



" `0 z8 k- ]5 P) ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, U3 B0 m" i- k1 Q7 x8 @8 [5 X多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ v8 Y% o9 J2 Y+ x: ?- O* q9 b真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! z4 e) C. D, F0 x8 j1 O0 `她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
! F8 E, h5 J' r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 W) ~0 ^, s9 Y* Z2 y* C- U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 Z: \( N4 w  q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢