Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 T+ A, G; t: u' K% b5 C" E6 Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  Y  T2 Y( {9 v! |! t5 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& q/ s8 B7 y' ~5 f! Vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* N, J& x6 H- B, ?7 w3 S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: N  J* {  A% a1 { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" X0 ~& L0 X1 xyou pay me only $5.
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: E) Z% z; K/ z6 N9 j1 x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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8 _. a! K( [9 a  w This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 ^9 T# H7 N% @9 J, n0 |2 [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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0 M2 y+ `- I+ e3 l# K/ F0 {) GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 Y8 |" Y" Z, `4 e- |( k& G: `, nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 ?5 K; v4 ?% r$ ?. W: {lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

, A* M& W* E' y/ u3 zHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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& y, Q: b# N( `* U7 `7 _4 q; s) MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) u+ Y3 t1 t- T# j5 d( ?8 B4 O9 ~references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 l: N6 z# ~+ G7 \back to sleep.

2 B% r0 M0 v. xThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# A$ [2 `* v. H3 z# s3 t* @wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, K4 B5 a. ]$ z! hcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

1 L; U: e- g3 W* jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

/ k( {3 @; C' b" }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! g; F2 a$ _( @3 x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 e+ w7 K0 P9 Y( V6 w9 X" ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- S7 Y8 u2 \4 m# i5 B1 V>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ T/ d( `8 T# w, ^6 }3 E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  q8 R/ Z" [2 C; a1 {' u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ i: ^+ M; W: J" lA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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4 j; d; t8 \9 C- a; r7 w: ?2 _0 u# ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 M: y9 i5 t, x; `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 H% k. ^0 d: m* x6 v) Y2 O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! k9 I; u. s5 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, h8 `: n0 u+ o7 k0 d3 h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% B. {  U6 k" G; ^% A0 [; \* I真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 r& F% Z- W" C3 y' b全盘接受一下。

8 U" i& b$ D7 B0 O+ C2 n$ I; F; t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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- U* t. B* E3 M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

3 f, |  ]1 W$ J0 Z! l别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 b4 |* h3 R2 M2 S5 G& z+ {- Q5 k别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# B4 j. k$ w2 g; O5 c加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 k& L1 n. }7 W, V7 \她是大学教瘦？
4 o9 b! g6 b. g大学教胖还差不多
4 l6 n+ N8 t. A$ ^  c: I6 i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ s/ M0 t- J- E( w5 T' B说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ g1 d  r+ c+ `2 t* _2 A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢