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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if% e! v7 }5 ^2 b6 l
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 5 x- ~. }. {6 m" T/ q
  
! x% f) k1 ?5 z) a* o# ~ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& z: ^" b/ k9 @4 G# K he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The) T" d+ u  A9 Y: P1 d" s0 g
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" N  c8 x& R' w3 g5 g0 aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ |8 M/ [2 |8 o) K7 T/ u6 m4 ayou pay me only $5. / V& X3 e# Y" Z3 @
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I1 C( R7 Z# D" `0 t8 o/ s
will pay you $500. 0 L& x# F0 t! Z
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep( `/ M; i/ N0 N  y. c) e* f3 U& S
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. . e8 |& V. e7 b( {
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's0 v1 e  J& F* P3 e; s
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his* @% Y3 I; H) H2 V( z  s3 `
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! D7 b& c4 u* u. F+ h  jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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5 ]  P2 s: N. A6 j/ P+ \) IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  x; [; D7 _8 A5 f
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all" i$ N4 o' `9 \7 \
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 u- [) [7 D' }' Xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. 7 o% [1 U3 ~* q- u. F$ |& F

8 I) F4 {' J. `; O/ sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!4 Q; V2 q( r4 f: A7 I5 n, X

4 O, f0 |  e& T' Z- k" tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the- i$ j* u: @* J& f* Q- I8 X- b; m6 o( O
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( n5 S/ a  c% e& b; J; r' \>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 6 s- m/ n, Q0 \
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! [( ~6 u% D1 ?( f7 t7 T' \* W: K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 _5 G' h; Y  ~! z- n/ g$ \>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct  b$ ~! w3 P9 ]+ v& R
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
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>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ) z' P2 o/ E7 U1 n( o3 O$ Y
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,   E7 c& G8 C9 b5 a' @+ v+ ~( F
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three, _9 o8 y% E: t6 T" ]

! o$ J$ E: |! y, `. x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 P: a1 a3 L7 D( z! v3 z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the : @. J. T) }3 C# d. C
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand * a/ e$ T' b; G7 K6 z2 G. F
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : K& p4 `, W+ P3 {. u0 y
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' y/ M0 u1 L0 i7 B# [4 @% @. g/ S4 blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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& S( e3 p/ T; z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. V* r& h0 }: [7 C% z5 @) L' A“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 A) R2 l2 {5 N: c, ]好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 y) _. D8 Y, ^+ O- K$ w加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ m# j# L- i, e7 J* ]% `0 m+ w
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

/ G2 U2 d4 d  Q! _4 F! x真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 U0 C5 X4 z& b- c* e0 F4 J真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

6 j, p) d" q  v0 o真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" K- N6 a+ E0 m. I3 }真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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4 \- ?, j; G2 Z1 [( n别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ r1 {# |: ]( l4 E3 [
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : X/ |: d5 b, l5 T8 Q' c- r% U% z
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! t# M0 Y/ H5 w! V大学教授哦,能不剥削?

$ G- N* J9 V  a% j- n9 u她是大学教瘦?
5 G# a3 I  y! a+ L8 K大学教胖还差不多 # _9 x; y& e' R- f
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ @) t( Y" E) }' t2 x# P紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / T9 O* {( O5 f  F; j
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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