Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 i; u, p: F9 D4 B  g4 ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 ?& A( Z, c+ W" U; ~3 N/ x9 U( [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 R2 [& H$ U5 {! Y: Qthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 Q9 _+ _" S  J1 z9 O: W he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 ?" C: W: X5 Q' }3 ~0 g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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, V- b$ O+ A! _# p5 K8 ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- P3 L, T6 F' X. i0 l4 b will pay you $500.
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" O" C2 p0 n8 k  Z# P, w) N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 d; M' M. C8 l1 bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, }- e: v% k, Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 h! k  R# x( \, b; N# F, bThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 y+ G: P; E" G7 q: y8 upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& N- t3 s, w9 |3 _. Z$ l. ^# jlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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& N% P7 x! x/ w9 s2 x% EHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

/ j& K) s. H' L2 SThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. o# Y6 q/ S$ ^. Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 N3 }- j5 l) ?. kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, R2 ^' J+ ~- i* h. L, lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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/ {' m' d! h2 a/ B6 h# u& [' _# PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, J0 Y, ^' F  Q) c9 G2 k+ \wakes the newfie up and asks,

* Q5 _5 c& q, H5 D'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  y  R( c) V) L1 W1 O% hcomes down with four?'
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* K8 {8 _, o* c- L( I4 DThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
: ~3 _0 ^6 q' r8 `3 F0 sand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# }7 A+ I- g3 _$ ~2 |$ X! O8 B>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 }& V" {5 [3 t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! y# O! h( {+ i# j7 x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% ?& d8 _: U, C5 M0 C0 T/ a# U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ j3 b) K6 ^: v* ], n8 q! b7 V: T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 I; |8 z. J4 i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. A- N* g1 c5 t; z! P" mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# U: `( g) W  ~) `1 E4 j9 bthe newfie would l ...

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  g: c; n: Q( W* p. r* H0 f7 g, D! O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 E, J" I2 l. Q1 T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ Y% X% X' Y  ], T  A) c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# q& u% f' {0 g" s5 X' ?4 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ y$ {+ Q$ E2 Y1 G+ W4 k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ r' A& _6 U) [$ R真聪明，偶像啊

1 y6 F/ `% r) \/ Y1 |0 ?9 e全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

9 H" t/ ?1 B4 U9 D, j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

( X. i) e$ G  P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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# K! k# f" t" H5 Y. l- ?' H别把我往坏路上领啊。

( G- v3 O2 p* `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ o: M# W) m; }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) H0 b3 r9 K# z, g多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
" i6 {# o) `* G- F) n: b( N大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 V+ K' ~" j7 v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢