Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( P/ q* W6 T# |/ z; N) e. T5 Y4 Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- P3 W( E) E8 m3 R/ S2 @; m4 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) R6 D- n' `0 L4 }# J8 vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, j' A& X. X6 D5 w. w/ k$ F The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) V3 T" @) P: |* t, g, a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 w8 W( C& g+ M4 Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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! Q5 _) H$ b8 x# V, N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ U5 c0 i8 u' |5 D( ~ will pay you $500.
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6 I) R& U! d8 _2 T5 d  j5 O/ D" h, h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ H4 ]. y" Z) f8 v1 H+ H' YThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. y+ Y  c  j2 q5 F' k& _the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# v6 ?$ i. l% p* o& H( a2 }0 |pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% G& R+ h3 D( w1 n* [* Qlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 P& |1 v0 `3 K6 Z( n$ UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: {& u) T1 h1 L, Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'

3 X; ~& L/ T! u) n( Q2 D% c9 AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- Y' i7 o2 T( i, X: X. Vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# P; ~( e8 h. U1 \% bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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+ J2 e  ^* E3 j; [" _2 hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
2 A3 B4 X; w5 e2 Q' o* Icomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
% l, t  C2 o9 ]2 W+ Iand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

* G+ v) w4 Y+ v) I9 zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 q4 c3 l+ K, e5 M; l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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: k; l# @7 \  J0 H6 @>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 T0 P& A0 J: ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 L0 @1 c+ M- K! K/ E+ s>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* Y3 f$ y# v( N* P2 G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# R* {$ y" I. a" I& ^' I>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 C9 p7 n6 h/ x) C0 D5 [- a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' m: t1 U" h8 ]& W- Y9 p( V/ c6 x6 Z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) o3 |5 G( y6 X! @! R( ?) v' J! X1 TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 N- |: l1 W1 _% M& a% ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ s8 u2 u% ]! O% I& T+ G3 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' Q, Y1 r; w- I+ u% I; [% i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ B! }0 U5 z/ F) \真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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2 j" v0 C, [2 `, ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( c2 }: z  G! _; v+ n2 |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) Z$ K! O/ |+ h- F真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

% O, G( ^( s- t& _2 G3 u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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4 Z6 c) x7 d, s. z  j* w- o别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- Q* i& r9 p* m1 x* }$ T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# Z1 u2 S: U' e1 E多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

6 q! P9 x  C/ ?1 G' @) {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
) Y* K* g% J+ `2 `9 Q+ d# m6 p大学教胖还差不多
7 r, b" h" K3 c0 R( }2 M- q* i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" N7 I$ n! H5 o5 T8 x说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) t9 r4 k! j0 p  C哈哈，你们在这开小会呢