Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 [% c; ?* d0 J, Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 r% |- X9 I* o; q( ]# W( d  M+ Y: bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( `, j' ?: e: u. m( ~2 Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: Z+ u. o, ?# ~" s* j4 D5 h8 B The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 F" @, E5 e* q7 V- @you pay me only $5.
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7 k0 r4 N4 I! }1 O8 Q: N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  a8 v9 j' p3 d# B- }; ~+ j2 n4 q will pay you $500.
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9 j( F+ ^) Q. p0 s/ B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 e8 K- l. t! a) Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& U: U: W' |( w3 u5 QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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4 I# \6 z/ A% M" Y. L3 }% w' A! pNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 q' }. Q0 v7 G$ ~& a9 THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 G4 F! c4 u, n% ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- K1 {2 e' Q) [2 P+ I' Fback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. Y/ m; A* x3 u5 l" \5 kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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, V; u/ T9 L* y* p, Y& i& i. f'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

* y) ~% U9 A7 f8 eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ M7 p; D! I2 }1 Kand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 {! m1 n8 Q4 z- @. k5 k$ Y1 `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; m( G, F! G+ [>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ K7 f# f( T/ l; X' n; w% n2 h8 V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ C; f$ c% \* [# ]' M>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& B. u2 z. b' S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* W" n4 v9 U) E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 s0 W, }! o- V' W# k: g/ Y  U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
! T8 b5 g/ P/ j9 \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) H) f0 A, X1 ~; H% Y, p. V9 t* Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! U% J7 C* O2 K* u3 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

! m1 d/ U/ W: G4 [9 r. Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 j) e# z9 O# A! l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 K% j% u1 i4 j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 u  H7 |/ O8 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ X) v+ v  I, S9 G5 `8 X0 f好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 r; j+ r* _# M全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% k% E) R! e% w2 B5 i( ~& y4 G+ ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 ?2 V' S4 W  x2 M多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 N  o* W; B& I" n: [' R6 |真博学，偶像啊。

4 P/ @0 g' _, N/ a* ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
/ H- e5 }6 O  u( p0 s' K大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. W) `( e( r4 X/ Z( D3 p' ?1 {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢