Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* w- D) Y9 |3 j2 w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: L0 Y! _/ a6 @& X/ S5 d) h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( S, R7 m( }" E6 U( S5 T/ V9 @you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ L0 o+ h7 |; A; ]" F% N1 Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ i& }- a* T5 K$ Y3 P3 b9 @( D/ r, J# ~, lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* D3 H" y  P/ \% r( f, ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: b3 r( M2 I, `5 l8 m2 Ulawyer.
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6 d: b2 ?6 x& M6 m* W( ONow, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ }5 V6 s% N5 y' N  B) M! c7 @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; Q6 d& I+ i2 I. t# S9 w1 I* M7 Q, @8 Uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

& I) l3 r" \$ K  mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ B& l- x9 j5 F6 Ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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3 k0 T8 v( e% X! q: H! p! mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

5 u3 a- b) J& x  z, `* {'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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" S2 {* k& F+ M$ m: w5 E: }% KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 O, k# C% C2 uand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' x1 r9 u. e6 o+ n; k, S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 g$ x/ A; }% r9 Y8 h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ a5 m4 P4 ]4 c' g# k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: j0 R7 i1 C/ _4 |3 j- W7 K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

. |! P. ]% ]( F+ Z3 E/ D>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 a8 |; B/ q3 T+ e( V) ]% X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. D; w# G. F3 c, |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! b3 i  M8 P5 a+ P+ S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 m" n4 O" z' y; D% z* Cthe newfie would l ...

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' m/ H+ ]2 ]1 {6 l& |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 B8 `- [1 k2 r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- t* \# `3 Y! i: t1 @1 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 e/ o) c7 @, S2 k- J5 O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" F& Z9 C5 r- ]7 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( \$ |& w% {: h! b& F6 v+ [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 R+ A- g- p9 @$ r真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


1 q5 K, c$ R( w/ D6 \: \全盘接受一下。

0 Q6 \2 w3 F& X0 x# s. z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( o! ]- O7 T& e: Q4 F7 c别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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; A) u) A+ S; x: K6 M别把我往坏路上领啊。

* Y% T: [3 k8 _你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. U1 S0 Q& w1 x0 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 w6 C! G1 H% `) u( k' l0 v' p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 X- l5 Z, z; _她是大学教瘦？
3 w6 ~- w! @5 n大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" l) v2 m# W7 b$ [6 g8 z0 ?3 U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 t) O+ E( t- P, K% {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢