Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 o7 r" k3 n$ a% f$ ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 E  |( n, e/ Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; l' H4 v$ d6 ~; r0 U7 { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- C) U0 w* ], _7 C1 H he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ p: d" v4 m2 Y# {% D5 i4 ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' c4 f  f$ F. F7 h0 J* w. [you pay me only $5.
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/ \* ~& p- x3 k You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

! Z) Y$ O# V; {, m# F, q$ C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

2 N% {: O$ C9 v& z  J; jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 ?* p9 d# Y7 l: q; @  m2 hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 N% J; u/ v, b; Z: {, }, c: dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

+ l# R8 B. s+ Y6 }0 q  WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 S3 E9 c3 L1 w! N% O; U" N0 @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 G7 G9 n+ p! U  X& ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

. Z( J" M* o, T. U. uThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( V" m$ `6 x. @& mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* z. p, O" i4 n: n" [comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ \# O% s* j$ J9 z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% m  u5 k, |8 U  g! Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- g3 V# f. X! n' `5 G>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# }( @9 ^+ g/ I; y# C% K! F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 D2 q5 }! ^8 W' @0 [0 A>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 C* C2 B( ~$ t' g& x7 C>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" ?5 K' Y" q$ u: {  L5 u( i; V6 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- R* a" w- L+ W! P3 h9 c4 mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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- d0 H- ?+ ]9 z- x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! W( ~) U$ h- F% c' y/ o4 P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  @2 r. d0 l! O6 m; k; J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 W; q/ X. K# e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; L" M2 g* D/ j  w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' m1 w- V  U# b3 F4 ^) A8 `" F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ F. y" B# q2 m" Y! r, O* l真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

$ G9 K) H5 o& e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' C! }/ H' T$ X: F0 ~7 p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

( A' C7 i" u) l: f0 a4 L7 K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 r" q- P' D3 ^# B5 k: G1 N* N1 F说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 [: P) M  U7 _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢