Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; z, U1 v2 f& D' n3 ]! flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% p7 T, p" w4 J1 Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: [+ S# r" _. ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 c! @) b8 d9 J! K% X7 S( ^) l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& u' _5 d- ~& u lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 I1 D! _0 z! ~  qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; Y9 x6 n! z: t) Z4 O5 c+ Q* Myou pay me only $5.

" J+ C$ v$ y( m1 _0 Z+ c! u$ H( Q You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 ?' `4 G1 @% x2 @& ~) D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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3 R! [9 u' H7 `: n: mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 G5 ~/ j7 O1 ]- p# oThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

8 ?! r' {) j2 g: Z8 H  h+ Q4 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& T" c' V  |: H- K( m" Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 F, L5 k) @- j' U8 Q3 I. k! {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 ?4 G' S4 I8 ~) s5 _6 f9 t+ I; |the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ X2 t, h/ E6 ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% u9 k& x& O# q9 M: ^0 Fback to sleep.

" v' Z! I7 t5 G0 w8 x- ~The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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; P! |8 L! s4 h" N5 x( `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 V6 Q' ?& N% mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( R. h3 B  [/ S% Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: ?( `5 A" e6 b5 D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, T# U) y( M/ d0 I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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9 f+ n' |) C8 B9 Z, J>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& q6 I, ?$ L8 W* s/ w, C& d$ d, c>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 b) E, C  z! d4 o, R4 xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' P- j1 n9 J7 v# R  Y0 [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( k) R) m% o  w0 Q" E# y( Ithe newfie would l ...

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1 Y4 u- c1 `% O' G7 `* C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- \0 m0 [9 D$ t4 F% k. T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 [2 l) p3 h& v/ w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& p; x" Z/ g$ V5 o5 [5 n- W9 W真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# {* v: i7 K5 Z3 b- b2 R别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

" c9 v6 ]+ o/ J/ x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 N% f0 W/ a8 t8 t( ^/ Q7 a, f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% G2 W6 H' n8 ]  x0 P/ t2 I% y* u0 b7 V大学教胖还差不多
8 S. g2 x+ V7 z2 E- D  Q# r/ c  P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, M0 `( x& d2 a2 b8 y9 H说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢