Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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, q! @0 B5 X/ [" z( K3 i2 I  U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
- p9 R4 s; X) d: Y% V2 `4 D$ k3 X& U he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ I6 l; q$ O+ f1 i% V- }you pay me only $5.

* P* j" f- f; g, r5 `" X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 l5 D+ s6 `2 t8 m% l$ N4 D. c1 B) T will pay you $500.
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% Q  p0 A% a, t0 k! a* b# \" a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ m. L$ G  W' B3 a+ xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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' I# k0 g* j6 ^4 V3 R( f& NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

& |4 m4 P" K7 u  uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- D2 w+ l( F( T9 {7 t  A" i* Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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4 M0 |4 [: U1 U8 P- {' u9 K3 JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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) }2 z7 @% ~8 E6 h2 z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 `2 X, |# X9 a/ b; Z2 qand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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' b: L' P5 l# ^* V; I( YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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( I* W4 r5 Z. s) P1 P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. z4 D2 a, a6 L% G7 K: |2 A+ t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) ?- a4 `; ^* \. R( x( H# a>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) O& S; e* ^. h0 o; B; w! H  S) B+ h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 [$ s, w+ B- |# z3 L  X5 H>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 u$ D5 x$ L  @$ |% U* }0 g>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 j1 _9 I$ Q, a+ }  G9 E' u0 F>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* s0 F) Y# ~3 z- ^. q. t" X, X$ O0 J8 }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 s& k" o# A3 V1 U- U5 J6 W' z& eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 j! F; l5 j# Y4 O/ q+ `; Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 C7 E6 w* e0 |! j$ h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) x. |: z  Q( B真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) k; _& M$ e% d8 A' ?% _9 a真聪明，偶像啊

( O6 B* E- C8 o# S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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* D" Z1 P% A" O/ N- m" B全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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1 B$ ]. p9 u/ W别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. o6 K+ e) J; \7 a6 R' b% u$ E4 J5 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 {$ m% c: s8 x3 C! J8 q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 A! C  v' L/ n) K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 W" }1 ~2 |3 K2 B$ g她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 d! n- c5 I# c0 y1 M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢