Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, B3 ?2 b1 C8 ~. ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# }# ~  W$ |  a  Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, d- v% M5 q5 r0 }# Oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
1 v- n1 X# d6 m) Y7 _* Z  m will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& Y/ y2 G( a- Q+ pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- A- c9 {4 L6 F* T8 k& F4 OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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! P" _0 b% J2 k7 b5 c6 RThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

1 [9 ~3 l, m( r+ W& V( w1 l5 pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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) r: L' Y/ z, w+ v3 h& zThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 ]" A# x$ ?! u" ~2 g% xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: D. A- {& f, o% nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 \2 Y# {$ T* T3 ^. l' X  Zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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. \- \* q3 p& b2 c# O/ V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* r: X0 |/ p0 b' Mcomes down with four?'

. t! P7 c( Y: x7 e6 VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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; _: ~  g% Z3 b/ P+ X; j+ rLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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0 X( Y$ g3 W. L- ~0 M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. Q' O& O& b# s6 U! e# Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 p8 L" L, A% ^- c5 h7 m$ m* U& w/ \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# r% ?6 g, Y8 j. q; L>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 ?! `1 s9 w( T8 ]4 m# j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) ^; R- |0 t  t, Y& ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 a$ h$ B% t; c3 Q3 xA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 K( L5 [  x5 x8 Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& l5 z" O8 i* q; v6 l- g真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ C/ x7 x8 x4 a+ N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( O7 o# L* x2 K2 c真聪明，偶像啊

7 S+ T7 _: E6 F$ K全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

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眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

+ W0 |( }- P8 e, \" q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 k! r5 V4 T5 g2 h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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* h/ T; ?7 x5 k8 c+ \% a别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! a2 ^& C6 J" B! R, ~# y& m4 Q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

5 `* ^' ]7 g/ X3 H) y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' k; @& O; ]+ m. `# F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 Y  r" L/ d5 A  ^6 @* q9 R大学教胖还差不多
  Y' r/ Q' ^5 \1 R/ R  r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢