Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' w4 a" a  l) E) Y3 p4 Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
, p- L4 A. A( `. {% L% T* D( k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) z' Q: [. m% y& E! h' V& ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 N6 V0 T& B- e3 ?5 w+ M" ^7 M' B3 ]( Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! y# m# ^* _* N, t" n) Uyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

5 Z- t! h$ E+ X* o. @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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/ U& b' m/ n* h  q3 ~/ RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* [5 p8 u$ H5 i7 Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ f) J3 |  {. ]1 m$ K/ H; ?+ S4 b: Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 J! h* P( I, x: _6 Yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. D% Y* V- K: A* iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

4 x& l2 I6 J7 L" g" Q( rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ h- _' o; i) `& B: m% iand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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8 B- `3 i. B3 d: Z' g1 F) OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% l5 e0 J+ r' ?% _  S; w>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! ]* B& ]6 k6 i/ ~9 m8 Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ T7 o& L$ N# B>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

7 I4 G, Y- a  M% }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 v) K+ U6 p, w3 h7 W* s  J5 C0 S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, L/ w7 t- P2 k' n0 `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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6 V! D6 A# q7 v1 a. y, G! l( }4 m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" D, P1 ^# m4 |, H' `. m" j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ @4 x% k& z, W# N5 i2 o, t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# N5 d4 ~" u: N& t# M+ klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 g9 l. a- U5 R( C& b0 X, Othe newfie would l ...

' n5 ?0 i+ h4 C' L; b  A& s5 \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% c. t( W" l3 m+ ?9 y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' Q! P- n" D/ _8 y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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5 |( Y! W0 C6 E+ U* a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 C! I( O, I6 H$ f! y! r2 J/ x0 \. Q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% Q1 E) o- C0 W  A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. ~# F- B5 ~/ C, M0 A; v; V真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ z# \% E* Y- E5 [0 ?* w* I0 s全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

. z2 }$ C' Z2 ]! d& V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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9 U. M, m2 D' f7 g- t8 t- n" Q8 F别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! I4 M( s3 u* ~% _) ~$ p& `: V: g真博学，偶像啊。

+ x/ o- C. ~* e% C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
) V' r+ @. E% M, l: Y- ^& b大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( t3 E; e& P! S5 c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢