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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# m  x6 V6 |1 s) q8 [+ k- w
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so# I7 ]' y- ^1 E+ Y! v4 _/ y: A
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 V! V7 T9 H4 z* B% H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 q) J, q7 P0 K) ^2 V6 G  kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 q' ~. x& Y, B. [$ g9 T% Uyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I9 D5 H) _7 |- _* T- R' k& D* B
will pay you $500.
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, [" L7 H3 Z9 B1 x4 k7 i7 C) m! j5 a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ x; q; t4 v+ a- N  Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- t( e  q5 ?. i6 S% D% jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 6 k# F9 }( c. w  R- L8 O- J

& W4 E6 u( k7 S: R5 m% ~7 a# ?The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ Z& x8 n3 ^* p* X# Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the3 l% Q2 I1 h6 J- ?
lawyer.
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! U3 |% W' a# ^( v* q5 {Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 l+ l7 b- }4 Q8 X, Z* |; F$ }three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 R0 i" H) }6 x' b- D+ u! vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all" I0 E) V- _2 G0 B/ L( ?: @# s
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: `+ d! ]1 D3 N7 [$ y. h& zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour" U' N' J2 e  v$ X4 l2 U6 J
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* X# J$ C% J2 ~7 ?4 s
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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$ j& r7 f# U8 C2 m; L& jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* V; i, [) x/ d% `% f5 ~wakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ V3 I5 h/ k: u3 h8 \'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' h* H. w: j; A0 f, s3 ?0 g0 qcomes down with four?' 1 o* x) F! R5 V; C+ n# I. J
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5( z1 R. ]8 O! y  B( r) L5 S
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!$ x" S' d- {& N' |7 V+ h

5 W3 {6 y5 ?/ b3 P. GLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the, d9 T+ h3 N: X: f

& y8 j% O) R3 M' D/ y' ]% E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% M9 a- c* Q1 i9 b3 L$ d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 5 M0 b  B9 P9 j6 F
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * Q* C5 T' h$ u. }4 L/ }: }
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 s2 a3 \. u7 O, Q2 O, w>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct4 k6 d9 k  B8 J9 |  _( Q' @: W" }
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- A7 S6 r( |( z; m8 w+ h* z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a + K3 j* V, b) p8 ^: g7 D
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& F% W1 P1 q! q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 v$ t) n. m3 b6 y( Q* W) B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three8 C* F$ @' A( r& c0 t/ j# ?7 m
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's + X# d, v5 O% i  U
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! u* h1 `9 d+ b' z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) I( l- E% l! i0 H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
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long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& x) p) Y* V6 W3 a
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,: D1 r/ y/ t! c
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 ?" V  O9 B% Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 n9 P, i$ N6 S% m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 f/ y8 `  \9 P1 A

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全盘接受一下。

1 o/ Q4 A, B0 [( w& H* x9 L真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ; q, Q) [) ~. @& ^5 Q8 A

- X4 B- x) X5 g8 s2 Y真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 / F: t; f( a+ ?. i( p0 C
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 U6 z3 N( h9 Z" d, H  O' ?0 f  ~: m你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , {( |) G; `: B4 J$ H8 D% P8 c- S
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 g( x  M) `; E# u, I6 z$ ^+ S7 q0 u9 j多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % @- J3 ]  ~: q" T' _8 u
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真博学,偶像啊。

4 R* Y7 D/ b9 L+ o. m! Z2 _大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " B# P- h& _. L* z+ _

9 Q1 ^0 f7 O; W% y! |7 z大学教授哦,能不剥削?

; _) E8 |  D8 Q8 l) ]: w她是大学教瘦?
8 ?9 Z! U, d! c+ `6 ]/ Q7 ]6 A' t8 U" \大学教胖还差不多 7 n4 M9 D8 }. {5 m3 Z! ]) a
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表   D" `5 |# n# r4 T$ z) F
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) I6 u2 E7 ~) K; W$ f9 v. m8 A4 \说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 Y; [3 M, C1 I紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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