Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  p% x0 `' u0 b3 A4 b) qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ _) e& y8 p7 ~, S9 N$ hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ D" s6 q& j: ?
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 @0 ]/ e9 Q7 E# { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! \+ b) a# |- [! B9 t4 F/ a2 n
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The- {+ o  Y" X5 e' Z, R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I$ b/ {  ?. L8 I5 O  }  P( T
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,- r: s6 ?# I% G, c3 X! z
you pay me only $5. 0 U) J; v# v( r( k- `, [
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I) N% v+ Y2 u6 H& s- L5 L; k  a
will pay you $500. " _9 \* S; O0 ]/ r2 m

9 `# Z$ C2 X( j* C% Y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 b1 w* e' J$ G8 I3 lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his" |  C7 O# n3 Y3 g
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 h' W$ R& F( T9 b3 s8 d! Mlawyer. 8 ^& P* U$ {5 O6 f; V6 ^/ r1 V

6 {" m' M; B  @5 ]' m% [Now, it's the newfie's turn.9 x. i& w( N$ i% {: e

& d/ E( a) Q0 E, ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: g( }% ]: @2 U4 u" O: ?' ]5 othree legs, and comes down with four?' 7 q4 {( ?4 I% }0 y! ^" A$ L
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! d' I/ _; t( Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 P! z+ Z# r8 z; z* n. ^; Cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ p; Y$ S+ Y( w! [3 _6 iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ B# z) F$ {0 F' m3 s" L6 m8 }
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right8 n4 R* C/ ^; ]& p0 d2 M; E
back to sleep.
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; `* z+ j9 X; s* E8 @7 }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He% b$ O- P6 Q/ G: Z! T" F3 Q) S
wakes the newfie up and asks, 3 ?1 [5 x% Q+ A

0 J& B# m( ?0 F/ x0 _# ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and2 v$ P% i) f1 z  C. c( N9 x
comes down with four?' ) p2 G! M! o8 s# m
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5: v) H3 P" T& A# e
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ; }1 [9 F, U" ?8 k% |1 E
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 }: r; ]2 N" p K9 g
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* T( b9 }, Z# X3 l a1 j% V
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ o; w9 ~) j* pthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% a1 x5 j3 ^6 A+ ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
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好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . M, c& q7 S" W; d9 ]

: ` Y/ |' E- A8 o. V真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ; H. J; V# t L* c) B
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3 a8 O h$ F* f6 _( y! S2 j' m8 B) Z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ B9 O" U) W& u# ~/ Z4 A4 t$ L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 1 k T4 j/ S$ U. [. A& i J

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( t, z( O- q: Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 z' {4 k& m! @/ o& v/ L
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! E6 B5 a! A q- m; D

( ~7 F4 ~" G, d/ D真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * ^8 D# Z0 F+ h3 W+ b% D

' A* _! J1 i7 Z# S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: a# M9 \" e, @( E* |! w; ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; q4 d5 `3 l& _, a) W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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