Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% h2 }6 n8 d) K# ~( U8 mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
" L4 {. D- n) L0 C: q5 a The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 N+ Q% E# I  m  H: q1 @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' e: d5 I( ?2 }" X9 {2 C& j- a( Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 i/ r2 \( l' w+ U- D will pay you $500.

8 D+ q4 c4 q7 k' S1 S; A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 p+ ^. Z. [6 w- K: zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

$ F0 p5 i& o) D4 Z- d; dThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  ]7 i, i9 Q2 o2 x  X8 {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 x1 r' N; ~- P/ E. kthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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/ ?0 x* ?) b: O4 _& T: dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! U" d* ^: U3 A- M2 {- Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 T! P0 R, K4 vback to sleep.

. t  M) }9 R/ W5 B( QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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* }: p1 x2 T3 Y: K% U( P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( t! |. f5 z( d! X) N! g" O; acomes down with four?'
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, K) F+ _: H9 |6 D" s- ZThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# o$ {. U, }5 }( v! s+ o7 n/ d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ {. V% J9 |5 R8 _% p6 b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: T+ S& w) |1 j5 I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  K/ r3 i) A9 K- E( H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 y: D6 f0 {) Q  K6 ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ D1 ], ~9 ^. K9 N+ Q  B>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' t- s2 Y$ l7 z9 l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 x# O. \# t' g5 k* J+ d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 A. A/ K2 Z! F, U1 OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, Q7 G( Q( _9 w  i* `" w) W/ sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( S3 [) G' x% i( v# t+ H! l1 N3 Rthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" J4 ?/ ?" W, m3 H. M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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( Z6 s' D" |/ b8 D4 L5 ?$ H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  p! F" x  u6 G! ~- W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

$ ?* P2 y9 R; K1 Q7 n0 n全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& V5 X7 S; a8 i4 o7 L3 U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' ~. E7 h" b8 C/ z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) ^) i& c. W* N( n" i/ X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; D/ i/ c7 I% I9 Y% y6 s8 r9 V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

, o* X5 l% Q3 i2 p6 T# u: R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
3 ?. Q# A3 t' k, P' U9 s. _+ Z大学教胖还差不多
' l& [* z* m* R& B( B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& ^0 t8 X* D  L9 R! c4 e$ e说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢