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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' P) ^! x5 R% N0 V! d% p8 {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 F/ z0 W+ ?' I; ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% i: m( k7 z# o3 @1 \/ B6 Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game. / ]& r/ ^; ?: p8 A. Y( S8 g; \
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" j! e' }2 j+ O5 A, | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 ?5 p7 x$ ]  N% g; g% G6 |% I7 T- R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& t9 q  [9 U! I. \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,5 k# x" }$ z; o5 Y3 h
you pay me only $5. 7 s( |+ M0 @, D1 L' N$ q7 W' \
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, Z$ d6 _& T# ]2 U5 Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 9 N, j0 p/ ^* S

9 L. _3 e9 R5 W! X2 T# R/ p: V% yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's& ?, S: x9 U0 D! D2 b
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' % [# u4 c% K# D  P1 B
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his+ j, T. E3 z3 @" y
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the6 b* G" {& J8 o. ?) W
lawyer. $ x, V9 W2 \/ Y# s% u

4 ~0 R4 W# h* w5 O8 n8 ^1 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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! s# ^8 b% f3 ^7 T) Q, B* W) IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with6 M- S, _, _$ r% p
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 _- ^) g( ?1 G6 Y: h5 L1 ?
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all3 D/ ~& ?0 A& J
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour0 D7 p& y& b: E8 ^4 K6 M
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) l- m# z* ]8 ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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! Q# J, e6 x9 t4 x$ kThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He8 k2 C0 e. g5 N; E) x9 X" Z
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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* Q) H5 x4 C1 t7 LThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5- P3 T4 V4 J8 b  o; z
and goes back to sleep.. \6 d; |/ C: m. R; i1 y% e6 E1 e8 c
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the: J/ u+ |, }! x* A! J
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) h) ]. p2 B7 K) I+ K8 W3 G- E3 n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 I3 E6 U9 G9 [+ Y" M" t! {# ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 3 n9 p3 `  e7 k2 z! a6 M) h$ b
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, " R, I# B8 U0 S, [; R' x% a
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct- f; D" R& Z) g! d

( ?4 [# R# H" U# Z; ?) w) I>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research . }$ q- t  c* m6 J8 N# L- f0 H
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 9 m6 F3 J, d* A, h4 o
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 l0 ?- [: }% O: Z+ h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, & @3 [$ D9 c) b: a/ e
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's + \4 N! @& S0 X, E
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 6 r7 N' i! \5 O  w
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand   f5 O. R( R. n
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 * X3 \, b8 M# L2 a" \$ @2 r: |
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! |% {6 u5 W1 H: h: M; b% O" H
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb/ P" u, R  a1 @% n5 G5 x
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 Y5 Z% k# x2 \# x3 zthe newfie would l ...

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: e/ m4 k; W) r; U5 [& M) v0 R+ @2 p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:* [6 A( E8 Q- a3 _$ q
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 U4 [4 }/ N1 R' |9 y' ^
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 }( V1 @# r( b' C5 v0 Y! m% |加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 a% q; s: P+ A5 p+ b  q

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" n. O( s, A  A! H" S# {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:& ]7 m  b' G& v  [# {! x
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,6 P1 g4 {  }) b1 o1 d$ B8 a' e
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

* r0 N7 B5 a, {# J/ ]真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 {5 t& @/ K  S/ @6 B
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ @. r( [# J+ g, c, q, e; B全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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- k* s" i8 s3 U0 O" Q  b别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. s9 z6 H! ?" f. k$ u7 v6 |) W你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 P  {3 m1 O3 i5 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

, M6 _" V8 N) @* l+ u: |+ \大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 , n: F, f4 {. z
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
: ]' p' P" ^% a大学教胖还差不多
5 i$ p6 n6 Y. g( \6 G5 E她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 K/ c0 n- Y0 X. n) F3 I3 a$ }+ p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# Z  K+ t+ m5 z3 t2 Z2 j- a6 D紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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