Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: R2 ]; P. r! Lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
. @' U. u/ z7 o) k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 B5 B' K$ M) Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ e4 q* h- x0 Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) b. N; m6 e& \you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 \0 V& N8 z8 y, l8 ^. r will pay you $500.
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) e) @* g. }0 | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  T, I. P/ h, y0 u  O/ ?( rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" m2 {6 i- l, `) ?" a/ s, xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 n: z9 W  t8 ]+ O7 v* S5 C3 ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: t3 `: \" V8 O4 G* F) npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. C8 z* p3 [! A# d; Jlawyer.
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1 d( P% l' x6 g/ HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ u' s. ?& ?1 N# a( T* QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* S' G& B! b4 X, t( w% H& Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

# A$ z+ h4 T/ g4 I! m+ ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( O3 o! x' x  g) b9 P, V( j) dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ L. T3 P8 K. Z9 mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 g2 n3 D& ^; |. c'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

/ _1 B6 u* O: [" O# Q; e. I( g9 dLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* g- l9 g) h8 Z+ Y$ f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( y. [5 c: g7 `! _5 w7 z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 I: \# @* T4 C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
" Z/ g- o  O6 C6 _4 |$ `9 J" E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 W- G! d# }* g! Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* ^7 y9 d( P# FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  Z3 B4 @2 G) e: S3 z) e6 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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+ }/ g3 Z9 J0 Y& f/ y" y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 S  A$ e, t. Q, P+ W, n) ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 l' O- p: v" X8 Z6 e0 P6 j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 |- o; K- H( h% t7 A! n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 n9 [- Q6 |* O1 ?% H9 p3 Q7 A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

  Q% N& q$ G4 [; Z& K2 U* g全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

) M+ R( @5 V$ e' e& ~8 u5 O, a" _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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- J3 m& [, u/ ^9 H# m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* m0 A: P; }- o: }4 U% T5 p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

! o6 W  J( G+ v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 K& y# S' T( u7 j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 K8 J; m% N) ?* p: l大学教胖还差不多
1 v1 [' d- ~3 ^" c- r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 ?! {& |9 l1 U5 R* @' q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 P; C  t' \$ O$ ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 P! O' l$ L2 K- T哈哈，你们在这开小会呢