Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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, K& a1 |3 ]& N3 Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, Q( K' P" K& H# qyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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, Y1 G# p  ^, e* i8 j0 E& [5 M: @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; u; U- O( G0 i! Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 S# a4 \5 }* _$ d4 _' g1 h- d: nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" C" a% d5 N1 ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& x' q$ m- ?! `9 w5 h) I1 J7 x- Upocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, `) d& e4 u) ~  }9 m' Q3 m' qreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ z$ c2 [+ X1 g) `! }0 _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

9 h+ t- E  n! S5 W'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

1 }+ I" C8 Z  `. HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ j. ~, n" f* E4 l* T1 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; b6 W/ a1 v! @>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# n% Q$ ?* v" `; ~>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' v* q$ N! j( n% m2 K# D>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 w5 T! @. k1 w+ E% q; M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! X+ f- ?/ G* s2 A' i5 M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 {% F" ^1 \0 K/ W3 eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- d% C9 c: d3 U0 |- P+ b( j0 e# Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ i# Z% D5 a1 X' Xthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) y" V3 |# Y2 s# T- X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 }. t& v5 q5 h- `: \. q7 a) ]  D真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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% h$ R+ x# F  O! f$ X% y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# j( f* }6 H% M1 I; |真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# p2 f" B3 ?" q2 u- n& i全盘接受一下。

, W9 B- v2 p* ^$ Y- m) s4 u9 z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

# [' n- z  `) k6 I) x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. X# C7 u7 _( n& S! b4 j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. L. @$ f  K# c" p/ p% `- `3 l多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' x. |. h. n  n$ b2 Q" A2 l真博学，偶像啊。

, a- U% z8 P) }5 `- ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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. c4 s3 _$ |, I# Y  S! o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
. c+ k% r3 z5 k她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) q( M5 m) m+ h0 D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢