Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if: d% `4 z) O7 D0 v* u
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so) |) k) @0 X% b1 Z" X) f
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The, U- }" e% n3 x5 B$ E
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I' [  R; n# b# B0 ~
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 c2 @7 j% J& M8 t' i% cyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  i' F' K0 j. Q  V8 B( \! c) M
will pay you $500. ; i! J0 y5 \! W! m& _- U! l, G

/ ]. T7 G/ a4 q/ n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 J% t: i' N+ a4 xthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 2 H$ n6 Y* r' S: t( S' `

6 [* L' p7 `( O7 Y" h( o" b: VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 C/ Q- S# J. F7 b
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his8 k% J6 A+ X; K+ y: Q
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& D5 L+ T/ l2 u: ^; c2 S- R
three legs, and comes down with four?' 5 L, m$ h4 h3 J: l1 a- F4 V

2 V  B- k; q8 t! MThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ ?; K6 E( w7 b4 n5 l& o( lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 N9 a% G+ @$ _8 U
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right+ I' X/ T; T4 _0 {( M
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He3 q% Q% S! j9 A! a! b4 ?, N! f- {
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ i* L# c: H9 k1 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and' Y# M8 l- D0 I9 r3 a8 n  n
comes down with four?' / j. k3 c3 @. p5 ~
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 2 J0 Z! O' l8 i7 H& h, V7 G* {
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- z2 g1 r3 L$ [/ }' W
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' {' S2 c2 J# s1 K# Q7 T; m
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, h9 X/ z( D: a! qthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 * S8 C d# J; B( m; S4 ^
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 . A& b7 T7 Y* ~3 A, y7 x" e/ z
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
{0 }* m4 d" P+ i2 m/ T2 g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，6 K, H \( @% q/ f J6 Y
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 \$ O7 y8 R+ c* m- F. a
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 v& g; ~9 `8 C8 P! L1 O
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2 H+ z6 o$ n) X* M+ u' X$ y; N全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; z# X* K5 m3 l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! Q2 Q; T3 M- _! z+ k
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 @8 N6 Z/ q6 r/ z' V2 m/ ]# [0 x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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