Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ L" [, r% @! ?$ Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 q  K: X; ?: H( \3 Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 }5 {. }% ?. T/ J' M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& c! A+ P3 t# g9 Z9 c4 L2 J he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- O* Z& N. r& m' f( w: c  C6 f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* f( h3 f% j( N2 ~% V  m1 vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 x1 c' S4 \9 n; z0 n" \" Pyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" Z( f+ v. w# c; e& R+ Y* K0 _8 K- g will pay you $500.

' H  f( `% q8 _! f5 f This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% F+ c- d, X) v2 p8 y3 qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' ~$ X% O. f/ b" |1 [1 kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) G& z% M% `* sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 s' V# ?5 |( D' f" {) @7 W7 JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' n+ B- r  a2 z/ u( Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ `, l% Y# k3 e! G; [; E1 i, [/ yback to sleep.

/ U7 C( H. |1 D5 b2 lThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 D6 N# u6 y( {$ W# {& q* A5 C6 Vwakes the newfie up and asks,

# O) I4 q& F2 p" `  ]/ Y! _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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3 f4 X3 `2 B' m5 }3 U. Q. cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) @+ S, r: I! _; h9 c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 X! n" x/ x6 f2 ?$ F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' e2 O/ M$ D# j# ~# I. g5 I- t>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 i, E, O6 Y( h' s9 V, @5 u3 h7 |4 x>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 L& G/ M/ k2 _. y8 E( E; i$ z. Y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 K% X- q6 ?  i* V8 z4 j: x2 _>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ F+ ~+ r+ q% S1 PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 i7 [( i5 D4 W; r9 E4 uthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 v. q% M  b$ s6 f; l& e9 S7 ^# y- z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 u  h3 N% W5 Y5 ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 _  i) Z8 N4 L/ ?真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. O) k. U( |6 a4 V; v8 i% O- ?真聪明，偶像啊

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8 S5 T2 E' I8 n全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

( v- h( W& I; C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ Y+ K; U) T, [- V别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

3 N" ?' f2 E3 X, f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- A3 z2 L% m5 j) N% i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! k% O  p1 {( D$ i6 }她是大学教瘦？
: Y, @% W1 p* ]大学教胖还差不多
# [3 o2 r; U! K4 |$ l! V' K3 z" X她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" F3 Q! o1 `1 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ @/ z( u/ G. \' y- t% o$ i1 X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& H" {4 w# s' X0 Y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢