Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ f% m# }# w" U& z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 X3 F+ H# E4 T8 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 a0 o/ R! N: M5 }: l/ x
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ( m; \; o4 }8 ]! {  S+ \& H
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so) s' a$ R; p# \! @& S3 S+ G
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The( G( {. p3 n. ~% g
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 F2 c" Q# x4 z  n/ m5 F8 G/ D3 [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ V: r) ~( q& [, M0 ryou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I& ]/ s3 |7 S5 v2 b) z  d% N. w
will pay you $500. ) K6 n9 F; Q* M& U

* h/ m+ B$ j1 e1 e' x$ M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep7 u! k$ h9 k# \, f+ d
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. . z; h. Y$ ^. |' S% r

, R$ U" R- \0 jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: S+ C! g2 O" N' bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 6 k- _+ X4 Q. t; B% D4 c: f
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 B; _( S+ Z, {) Z8 j: Cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. d! N( G5 o6 E4 {
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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( w+ ]9 M) s' s; j" w  g3 {& yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( f7 N( t" a/ b8 X7 i% O9 |. Lthree legs, and comes down with four?' : \% c6 @, ?: `; `- e

1 N7 V" n6 M7 GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. j2 Y$ e) ^! `, ~; u; Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all; S' e* u0 s5 y. _' X) o0 S( w
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour  D( ?/ l; `- B" P7 x# @+ h) V
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and3 E, G0 Y( P9 m" ^/ P+ b( X
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right9 D4 n! \- k: u. `
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- Z; y. |7 c! ]. d# xwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( d/ o0 ^. S! T+ Tcomes down with four?'
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, |: b( C8 u/ `8 tThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" N0 B3 a: F6 N) |. }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 H8 a% t3 C5 G: ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, n. A) ^7 V1 d9 r, E3 q" F
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' e/ c) \: O1 D0 P; X: wthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 ]" ]) Z1 I" y* p# q- h
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ' n! y, _4 Q. G7 K% O& b/ `6 }8 }
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7 [, c3 n/ t5 B; S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：4 }8 M5 X/ A7 n0 H6 `
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，2 V: ]$ t4 o/ J& @( n
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # H" p1 O& R+ g/ Z9 r# N, P
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / S! X7 Q* ?1 Y1 p- m

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' @" a1 E8 W6 Y- e/ ]6 n1 a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 2 Z0 C- F! s$ l9 Z" t
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 C* g! c/ V: x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * C, F6 t# p0 t. H
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) g5 Z! v; b3 I5 W2 }& l
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, `, o1 `1 ^: T- ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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