Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! V/ M) i; F+ along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. A. S5 r! C/ M" p2 p$ ^4 c# pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, T, {7 e& _  ?8 o& v2 l5 ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& Z0 {0 z7 G/ d4 P  w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 [* c& J% [: [, Y6 h1 _6 F& ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# E5 L+ W; L7 `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# H( c3 {3 m) byou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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8 h. f: d) G$ I+ b+ o7 }1 a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ i3 b9 z  a. Q' T( ^( pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( V! q( c: N& ^& o+ K! p& \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ [5 B3 i3 ], N, O; G1 hlawyer.

5 I8 J2 X8 F* j2 d  w/ tNow, it's the newfie's turn.

( t+ Q( K- q. b# h) iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

! c, q( Y6 [  C. V6 jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 S+ ^* a, B1 S! L! j% dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: F6 M3 q* F; b+ cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: V, b1 o, s  |: hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 h" Z6 f# A9 n3 M% u+ J& t2 icomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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% [& g% V+ B# ?4 iLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& B& D" c) L+ l+ l, S, e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 \  d2 P  {4 h8 m>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) x+ |7 R% C! Q) g! E* g1 Y% J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) D9 i5 Y' Q# {4 T" T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- P0 k4 y2 m9 N9 A" l6 F( b>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 V# }. F8 L; D0 J0 g# v/ E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
7 [# h9 A0 S! ^, m; k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 P0 B/ C2 _0 w7 ^% x6 c9 ~4 M>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) j8 B7 B; i: t3 T3 |A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. P& Z3 b; {1 h6 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( P5 H, f, [& |真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- W+ J' V0 W6 a5 J+ c, u- G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 }! f' J- U' ?5 Q9 Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ g; e/ }9 K2 l2 X+ a1 M& S8 A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; C3 L6 }# d+ [  e3 g# J真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

+ {8 A/ L! {2 t& f: v/ a4 Z) S4 N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


# O6 a) `# U2 v! h全盘接受一下。

1 n. j  `2 R: m/ {4 D, {0 l4 V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( |. M- e4 t! M, c& E: e9 _  ?6 j. i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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3 `4 Q) C. T# O1 z, P& \5 t别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



! {; [- j% J! S2 e/ Y% T- l别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 O3 F, A4 Z5 M3 ^% v! u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: I% d' P' _, @1 A多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# p8 c& s( |0 [2 W/ ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 P1 U6 e4 |; O7 W, f' I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& k% O  j2 t; S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' ?; `# x! w$ H; m说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢