Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 F6 q7 i- L, L$ g2 Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% }( Q% D+ x& S) N8 Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- R! g6 v* h7 ^2 r2 K/ J The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, l! y& X  Q8 Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 _& T; r! y, D" z! _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# }* Q# S9 y3 i6 G0 _  eyou pay me only $5.
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" [" {* ~" q5 K+ h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ c: ~& y2 F+ `3 ^  p: C. _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

' j# O/ n" ?& E9 EThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( k/ w) E: G( w+ y; K. ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 T6 M8 G, D. dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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5 w) l3 Z3 V+ q8 _/ Y/ z9 NNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, ^( J% g6 V" i. O$ B7 f; F& Vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: Q3 G/ O5 b+ q6 q' hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* x3 a/ a7 y1 _) O. i; ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- M  K* Z& V# ^) V: \3 x5 V3 lback to sleep.
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, s5 E) {) q' |) P# Q; O8 UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; F: g8 U4 ]- d$ [wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

# A9 d8 g9 Y1 I. t+ m& w3 aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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' z6 Z  b* ^. E! {Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

; b: x# @; ?$ T- {* x% D6 ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 W3 u$ N& I' T* C>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 w- L8 S4 H2 \/ ]% T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* z3 L* Z5 L% ]$ L  v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# s# Q4 @* M6 P2 L* Q; i' Z  A: r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, R( \# g2 p% c. u$ z- Y- M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

$ H' x  \8 }8 }* b/ |3 e1 j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 p& o& G# e, }2 B; a8 D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 a3 U! z% j$ y3 }5 U/ h. T& z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 x# s" x! w0 ], |; ~9 JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 a! s1 {7 t1 s8 ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 B, e5 [$ _* |% e$ d# s: Ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- \6 d0 ~1 ^; Q( t8 t3 C6 u8 I* ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! r( i) Z7 P9 i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# K! }! x7 h, D4 Q- `5 W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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) p9 F9 U9 d$ g$ T( z/ s6 U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* O+ V! u9 g% ~, g$ r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

: C' r6 t* u% w4 ^1 p/ X5 r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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5 [8 Z1 m( E- [. K全盘接受一下。

# O; Q# I! t/ [  I0 \* ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ F) o( R8 Y+ _& I2 i# {别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& ^1 o! s. T2 U; t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

' `! j/ h+ F9 i, R  [  r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( Y8 d0 u8 A( ?7 g! s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 u, ~/ N% ^. y1 q0 }- V她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 l$ B/ H9 d5 a. }! D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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3 b, P, }4 e: B/ O6 G哈哈，你们在这开小会呢