Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 f( c8 D8 R$ nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& x/ f' u5 F/ n0 d& U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) Z7 E# y1 f8 @% v' U8 Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" n2 y( v7 u' o; cyou pay me only $5.
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" \* ?, C/ P. a+ e You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 x# k8 }- x1 f7 _8 Wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 U4 v) h  H6 x$ {  Ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 j7 o5 b' F- i5 MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- \% [3 m0 q: V2 ]lawyer.

- {6 y2 z; q) l/ t% r, G/ I# a" \) o$ NNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ `) D) o) |0 T1 l; [8 |3 |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 ~4 {. `3 S# ^% dback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 O8 O2 B/ c" t2 m0 g3 X* v1 ~) [2 swakes the newfie up and asks,

0 X5 f( s1 Y0 V# n'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- s1 t! X0 n2 E2 ycomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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& G9 ^; H  I6 K0 _3 }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ H# t; d" e2 K# m) [5 |1 v) g1 W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ T" r3 k+ y4 G# B( @6 Y7 k>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% b4 L: y* t% e  P* ~>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 S) `* C# J6 z3 u4 E8 b>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 `/ Q5 _3 p/ z. A2 z0 s>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 j  U4 k' H+ _; \" l>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* u" S7 H( w4 D, r. J/ i! v$ @A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

: e  K. E" p/ ~+ {$ h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 @; E2 |  m' y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ]5 c# z$ y. L- p- b5 z. L8 E# G真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! k; `6 b9 O- g- r" X好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! Q6 f3 n9 P4 F4 y. q: D4 J/ x* m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% p% G4 B  V* t- `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

% I/ c0 Z9 o4 W; x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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9 Z7 x' z9 ~  \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; b9 u3 s. E2 [" a+ N* S别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



& [. i# y- }5 D+ u: m1 V: Q. L$ w别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ `4 p2 ]5 P0 u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 F' I. }. I' p" w# ~: C2 U6 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 j1 S6 ], q( C; T' }) ?; _真博学，偶像啊。

& u. G$ Q5 |. p' y& O# I, R: y' F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

( f  @! e; z1 h! p0 q2 H! }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! C: o+ ]3 ]1 ^1 @她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) z8 W5 z! \' ^$ p) w0 v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢