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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ P/ y: p: `5 O
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ) l$ P2 I' l0 p6 s) ]
  
* d! N6 F6 |; D: w0 ^- t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 j7 W. b7 b; i$ a5 E( W  z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 Y2 ^, j) L5 @: H7 j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 x7 L  y( v: |$ Z5 A; \8 I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 b: g# a# r3 hyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 B: m( a0 [1 d$ f. S
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' $ j1 U- u, j2 T; [

1 a) j' V  V( ?/ ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' }& Q0 c$ L" X2 L
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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9 V* j- N! m5 Q; bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ y2 X9 h) h2 Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 e- g/ A$ n- ~3 X" gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 I! G7 j3 d; u2 gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and& e8 p1 s, U) `: l+ s
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 O" H+ N6 E6 K- a: S
back to sleep. - u3 L! N9 W7 W# v- M) M1 z
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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: Q; S9 B9 I2 `% ?, |7 U7 {4 F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and! f( _' e5 V: O
comes down with four?' 7 \( v1 q# H! g. x4 z
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!% l$ K& }1 A8 h- ^7 x. v

2 M  B5 u/ O3 }  x- FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 I3 M4 U1 t* Q6 x, |>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason   D/ [  ~( T* O4 e1 w# b. W7 d# e. Y* R
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 C+ q7 c$ v% H. e/ r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, % \& |) ^+ X! ]7 x% P
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 s" G. b: t# z; p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& ^  j+ i1 O' }5 R& r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 W9 E) k' M$ q" |3 U2 p- Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- B/ m- [* V; E. I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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8 q* T, A6 y6 z1 y) s! n>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 3 r: s& e. V0 H4 c2 E5 t. z! L
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 5 e- _( L- |' C! Y5 B* y% p
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 7 s# a4 _0 O7 O. \5 ^  R, G" s
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ w& M+ z9 j% G+ C: Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; n* a# f0 w8 v4 Y& V0 Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 ?8 ?+ h4 m! M& Uthe newfie would l ...
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: R9 Z! V* b0 l" K# b. d( A0 M6 T7 F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
; ^% d5 [( o9 O“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 Z* ]- W, j; q* M5 {% Y, `好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ( v3 a9 W6 [, L; k, b

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$ F# w7 V% g% E& ]; W9 @7 p1 h/ x/ }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:3 q; i4 F7 [3 Q$ J+ K
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ q6 o8 g; P+ P- j, E  m
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & y$ q: Y/ g/ W! ~
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真聪明,偶像啊
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6 c" r" A& _8 M8 X1 Z1 M8 P) g7 W全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 6 H& B8 r+ r- E. G% b1 s1 \

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全盘接受一下。

  M) h  {+ e& ]; f5 d/ E, O真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 5 `% X& q6 t4 ~% c; f5 S
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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6 n6 z6 N2 X5 T/ H- N别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 / O+ r$ d( j3 N4 {2 ^$ T( q

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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 : `! K8 v% K1 W. l. |  `
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
2 X% g  G; c7 b5 F( Z1 r& h大学教胖还差不多
; D* `7 o! _1 ?' {. u她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 }* H4 w# _: v# l8 c
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  Y; \) H- V  N4 `说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 C% K. ~% M" ]  {" p紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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