Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( R5 F7 c* S" Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* t1 S/ @4 b( u' A& sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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# q0 Q5 t& ~7 W; V+ I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 P- B- t$ r; z3 H/ Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  ]. U0 J9 u8 T4 k1 W+ `) \- Pyou pay me only $5.
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9 ~: j" y- Z1 } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& n" }  W0 G( B9 x+ l6 IThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% [1 h- V( J) J6 @" K) Uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

- }6 r+ |! B0 s! f9 sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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1 X( f% |% q  [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 S( l# [. r" |' b4 R: B+ e! yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 r- d7 g9 C; {1 P# bwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

, k+ u$ O. _; ^6 f0 q; SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% O( @; ?' k: I$ M0 o8 G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 V# G+ c; j5 ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' R* G% [5 F; T7 Z- K>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 F8 O1 y) ]6 [& b3 y4 J>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 [  \! t- J; ~8 J0 A% G>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

1 X; A8 I+ ^! j3 ?1 X. T+ M" m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 d+ q1 f* @5 V) s6 Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% d; Y8 x$ h8 ]! }# v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! k# _, D. i5 ?# \“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- h0 p/ l# g6 `! U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 D  k" G; S2 d  X( @2 i真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 |7 f/ H8 z2 c# l9 ~/ }真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 u4 ~' J2 Z" a$ @: k; g  P, p真聪明，偶像啊

3 A& H- \- L# }7 l5 X8 {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 ~' W4 C; R; W& d9 w全盘接受一下。

. f) h, r4 Y8 z6 D, Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

, T9 S8 i1 d$ y, h1 a0 X8 e别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ [: @- w  W% o& b7 w8 v你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ G9 V7 K8 m5 P& P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. R/ o& [' B: G! ~( ~多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  H! ]4 p6 T* @) @1 P  d真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
$ d% B2 F1 h4 A( m3 u# R. ^
& E: z% C- b, M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- j: u1 _( ]( M4 Y3 a说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ i6 G% w6 V# x- g5 K% i- v哈哈，你们在这开小会呢