Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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8 `3 Y: ~. |. jthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 3 ], L0 N- ^- h% R3 |5 e

" Z" u# g' p3 ~" r: T" _+ y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so* y3 x8 z3 m* ]7 D# g% g1 ~
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The. W& d( P4 K' _- F& `3 P4 a
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 a- N; a1 t2 b0 q% w9 R5 wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 g6 z6 _: e0 G, ?$ Z7 s
you pay me only $5.
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  n8 S' k4 m( s7 s5 Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* r0 P+ A/ b0 n# i* Y
will pay you $500. # D/ l/ r# H  C+ P/ Y  D' ?. d" Z

4 B7 Z! Q1 L$ R$ n8 S. M8 h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 r! Z) p# O4 L  apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.# j* _6 A( A: \" ~) Y2 ~+ P
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all1 }- p: Y* ~: k
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 @/ H5 W/ r6 s8 L6 \$ s: hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour7 ?  X! l5 k; f# L1 |
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 v( S1 H' j5 R# G" W' vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! z6 |4 k1 c) H/ V+ `& v
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He7 r1 g0 s) z/ m
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and! z  n2 o3 [( q$ G$ m
comes down with four?'
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4 x, \  e! ]0 Q  R  ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5- P$ ~; s' P' e) o# ?, a
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 5 N! L1 y6 ]5 T
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a l6 t5 }/ g+ N. a9 z. ]
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: V0 d) ]8 p3 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& b+ K! P. v, m7 z& p1 j5 bthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 l1 f }+ ~2 V9 @( s4 X1 V, P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 T. |( y5 L$ S8 V8 f% R
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+ D) b$ P: h; y$ C( a% j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：$ h# A2 ]8 ]# s# n3 u
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* B* V2 Q% H8 ^ o7 A! g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 k& [5 d& b ^3 J

+ T3 `7 f; T- g真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 A& Z2 R$ R# c* \1 N/ u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & I5 ~- ~: Y& y$ v" d: V# f
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 4 v9 e0 p: ] `
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" R; w; E' J; m2 q. U. u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & ^9 L. X. b( R4 z( q: Y1 C0 z
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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