Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& z) t. D! e5 A, H: B' [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 O3 l! {! H; d' ]  U+ Wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# e4 C: w2 K( H% {& C+ Kyou pay me only $5.

9 `+ F# R1 f" w- K3 }; g$ l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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7 w  I! r( ^, ]9 A/ Q5 q/ |4 I' n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ d/ ?" R8 V0 Q/ `8 U7 M, fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! G4 n4 d/ H+ {$ B. u% Q+ WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 g4 ^2 Q# z8 g, R% gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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& u* H" _0 B4 [4 g: i+ p( s: jNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 J# `; J. l* P/ _* w" O5 M. yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# O  W5 z  p7 X9 g9 t, t' {. @1 G6 Pback to sleep.
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: k3 D# e8 P# X5 R( KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ \% J1 L6 ^" G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 l4 u; _- t) \9 v7 p$ Xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; R8 L+ A1 v# o8 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 _" V6 B! R/ N# M4 H4 S1 b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& e1 u! s) o- E1 U0 G/ W5 q& B>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 n* ^/ u2 M. {>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 k" C: q1 Y3 p5 O. H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 K& w# c8 V! T, C/ ^* F, C( l5 @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 f+ _1 O0 p. R& L: p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ Z; n* t5 G; \" ^; A4 G3 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ q; U9 K0 M7 c3 j  t>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; B7 ], \- ]. g4 b4 h( T7 Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  M5 {% {; A& ]" ^9 v8 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 Q, g" [) _+ C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 I3 f6 `5 M5 Z# k- L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% w2 u( p6 r8 B  m8 T# E" T7 o真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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1 ^( H& k* ~; s$ T5 p3 u* w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 p+ P- n- B, l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 U& E% ?! g5 G8 b0 [: b% H% N. h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ O- Z% K+ [" Z' b2 m2 C$ K真聪明，偶像啊

- `/ M2 z# x- x) p1 ?全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

+ V1 J7 Z% f8 i0 z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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0 x, F% X8 {7 q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 u, l8 U' ?3 C- N别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 J, x. O4 f5 W" ], Y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! g+ @. P* E! H1 v3 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" S3 h2 R  E/ }" G. H2 l多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

8 [/ a5 F% ~( r8 u, p' l0 k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

4 Q! x; e. e' I: C+ n# X* d2 s4 j" r9 t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ W4 T# M  p" E# N, i$ c她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 O) G, g! M& ?) T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' p  I+ ?: u5 |3 H1 y& N哈哈，你们在这开小会呢