Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ r% }8 _' a8 @: Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ `  A+ s" Y8 dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( N4 |2 e% U" yyou pay me only $5.
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+ \: x) o+ f, C$ Q* H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 o. M# J9 G- ]1 }$ A' f! i" \the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. x6 u; p" G: U" Q* d0 Zthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 D9 T; D# X8 @7 v6 W$ s0 W& tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  f& i& ^. L; ~$ t4 [4 \# a8 `! dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ J; s2 ]: B! D; ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: Y1 q3 F: _, D7 e+ \: T# iback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 D5 J* G, Z" P1 Y+ iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

5 A% @; n' m, V8 A& t+ u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ g3 E* J+ Y6 N9 k, w8 M; c! Q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

$ c! \" c. G6 p# k7 d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) z1 |. |1 q9 Z' I5 J. eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- }' H  N9 Y: x, a6 H1 ~+ |long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- g* _' i" ?; k/ bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 ?) l# m& g+ F. o2 R; D% ethe newfie would l ...

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7 c+ \. m* n( v' Q; u; {0 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& I0 S% L$ c# R7 H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 q1 R* n  y( h2 Z! D. P* y" u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; P5 h# F# m1 R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 @" _, I( C6 i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, `& B: W1 Z9 M& P& C& a8 d) X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 F! |9 n8 _% E& u5 b8 e6 R2 F& g好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  q) f7 ]5 a0 `& I  S+ E) V真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! O, I5 k  {+ {. ?% u" s" @真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

1 P* T4 g9 C! H  @9 Q8 G3 u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, X. M: X. C7 ]  k7 }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' e3 t% r7 Y2 ]; I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 d1 d' |. U% Y* L5 [7 \% o0 r3 \+ Y真博学，偶像啊。

% M2 m( F, o: t6 q! s5 J( c; A" [3 `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ V8 w: n( N7 o! L3 ]$ d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 w. U" T* N" T! V0 k" q" W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

9 O! K8 c- ?' m# |说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢