Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( l  S( X" i* athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 @/ `; B. o. r1 @3 ^ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; Z, w8 C# a$ e/ @& _; T0 T* uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

; I9 X( {0 g# l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) f% [) A0 L* h  Z3 b9 @ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 u  d, \1 [' X' jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" g4 V+ W- K; `5 @1 Y2 hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ [3 [$ V" U) `; Rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 }+ L/ `4 y- ]4 j/ ?% ^/ R0 d& Whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* d8 ~% |  `# D3 Q, J0 }9 t5 l>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 J! o7 K$ B" |/ K>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 I. {; K# Y0 E( B>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. o/ U- F$ Y  A* Z1 B! A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 _" }" b8 Y: t0 m>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ K$ p# C. D5 G" C' ?2 d6 z% v2 s8 @9 V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
6 Q( {4 x0 Q& Q, a! R>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' H) N1 ?4 ]- X9 K- b) eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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8 V6 m/ Q  V1 j2 p* [6 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ G. O0 i8 P4 u1 t1 D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! g% @  C4 X9 W, L( M真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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& J7 F; A$ h) y5 J! D+ N+ F4 M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% }$ c( E7 H) J" A$ G. I4 q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( \. J0 n" l5 ]. z  p& d好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- J- \' P, ^- k! T4 [: ^8 A1 \$ F你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 M0 H: n" O$ h' B2 P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ @+ u" D, \. c1 y9 M$ f" e: b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* K' {$ `9 N, I: R3 R% c真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# Q/ J& r4 E: k4 _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 }) y$ ~7 l2 C, J她是大学教瘦？
& T: |0 F5 l( e! H大学教胖还差不多
. X% h- C1 g2 {0 d+ v6 L她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, V- }& X: v2 b: ?$ {- r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 T! g2 I: Z  g( \! N9 V. _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢