Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& I+ I! V2 f  h7 along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: @* @3 _$ `' s) v- d6 W he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; Y6 b2 J# D3 U1 uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

+ v; z# @1 K" u2 E8 j4 `' `# v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' u6 J  @; n" L/ ~) m  J0 gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

8 C! U8 N+ k7 M: \' }9 GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

% A, f: H+ D7 \4 u4 UThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: w1 o/ m1 n3 V- W, `: v' Ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 g& O( x) s1 H  K' ^The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 E" @" A5 I, @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( g: ~7 ?3 X8 D6 s" Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 F: q+ |" V5 O" G' @( Chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

5 t/ D. _3 B6 I- g4 c4 L, ~0 n) {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: X: \. w& u2 P& Pwakes the newfie up and asks,
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8 v- D1 F" R# H4 O6 }) V" ^'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  m  n/ Q2 l2 W$ xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# Q1 u) F$ r, Hand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" n& Q- r! @9 {$ P>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# _, w& q$ B8 S; U- c>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 F7 c4 `) h& W% U9 U, m% z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 C' T9 S7 I) {; m  V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. ~. W7 A1 K, g# ]( flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% }& [& H$ ~* Y( y+ m' R% |  R7 fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 Q( ^! r) n! Uthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' g$ x4 c  ^% V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' y% L$ Y; j& Q7 O$ z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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+ h% b( a" ~7 d6 e; v+ w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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# u$ G% L9 N1 h, }0 f3 v" h" a. n全盘接受一下。

1 s" w. E3 G: M; X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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+ h/ N  B$ n4 ]4 J: Q+ k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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) v- a0 L4 _2 K# L' g. R9 l% n别把我往坏路上领啊。

) k# O5 V1 a, ?. A7 c% n0 K你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. B, @0 x' ~, T5 F4 `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 a& O1 A8 L/ ?1 s; {3 z8 o真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& P6 [- k( k0 V6 M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 n+ U; }0 f8 |: S; Q; j大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 Y# v- {2 \* |3 R说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: Z9 n, b/ u) ?1 g1 i! \- `4 i* t: {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) T" R' G4 ]. v( s$ X哈哈，你们在这开小会呢