Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, v* n7 j2 N7 g1 k0 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
* d! N6 F6 |; D: w0 ^- t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 j7 W. b7 b; i$ a5 E( W  z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 Y2 ^, j) L5 @: H7 j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 b: g# a# r3 hyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 Z  z4 g5 A  H3 e' d will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 f" P! _5 T( R7 r+ A& s8 rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 a) j' V  V( ?/ ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 v/ U; J, L/ L' X7 @- `+ ]# h- bthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 V* j- N! m5 Q; bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ y2 X9 h) h2 Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 e- g/ A$ n- ~3 X" gthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 I! G7 j3 d; u2 gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 |, _  }  S1 Q- o8 Q# }wakes the newfie up and asks,

: Q; S9 B9 I2 `% ?, |7 U7 {4 F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

2 M  B5 u/ O3 }  x- FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 I3 M4 U1 t* Q6 x, |>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 C+ q7 c$ v% H. e/ r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 s" G. b: t# z; p>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& ^  j+ i1 O' }5 R& r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 W9 E) k' M$ q" |3 U2 p- Y>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- B/ m- [* V; E. I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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8 q* T, A6 y6 z1 y) s! n>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 F* o4 ~: _' Q3 y8 h8 a; Q% ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ w& M+ z9 j% G+ C: Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; n* a# f0 w8 v4 Y& V0 Rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 ?8 ?+ h4 m! M& Uthe newfie would l ...

: R9 Z! V* b0 l" K# b. d( A0 M6 T7 F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; ^% d5 [( o9 O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 Z* ]- W, j; q* M5 {% Y, `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& G3 x1 b/ D& f! i; k2 O+ H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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$ F# w7 V% g% E& ]; W9 @7 p1 h/ x/ }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

6 c" r" A& _8 M8 X1 Z1 M8 P) g7 W全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

  M) h  {+ e& ]; f5 d/ E, O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

6 n6 z6 N2 X5 T/ H- N别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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/ [; a% }$ C8 ~% h别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& P& E7 ]* k5 V+ v8 j" a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
2 X% g  G; c7 b5 F( Z1 r& h大学教胖还差不多
; D* `7 o! _1 ?' {. u她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  Y; \) H- V  N4 `说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 C% K. ~% M" ]  {" p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢