Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if# e2 G0 s$ Z# u" g
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ q) o- E6 p* J0 A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The; D( i1 o$ H. S
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 A% N' T9 ]% f' E8 }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,. ~3 ^4 u# s/ W. Z3 x9 W
you pay me only $5. & O( s6 M) ]5 N: v. [. G

# l. h( [  @6 m. g" d+ p) r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* o, e( o! P6 \  g9 Z- H
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. p" [6 D& Y& B- C) ~( B
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 5 B- ?8 Y; O" _4 a$ C3 T9 V

8 k& _% }% X: ^9 P" g1 c, {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his8 @1 ~# N- @* O5 N8 L- r; ~# O
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the" @- Y% I! p& n; {
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.8 ?3 O2 \3 h, T% A" d, y

  B% M  O) R/ D# N' vHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with+ f5 u/ |: e7 F6 n" F
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( z8 r  E' H) x, Freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 `4 E# X& X; f, c/ {, ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" g0 |; W0 a' y! Sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and# B% Y1 w0 o- U, B, L9 b
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 f: L6 s! B& z# |3 _+ E3 Z
back to sleep. / y2 L. m+ @" p) |

8 T& p3 X! `: a: i' C) j$ [$ t4 `( PThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% S7 H  N3 O& A# ?wakes the newfie up and asks, 6 S3 b. q$ `, J% g6 T* G8 q

3 V. Q- Z6 ~$ j' n0 g' M'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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$ s7 U! ^+ S1 cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5% s9 R. E$ |/ H' ?. [
and goes back to sleep.0 e- x% |% v6 T5 t2 m- T% m" u

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ \7 a/ Z$ f. v2 bA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# B# ?% Y/ \9 _& D/ O: ] D4 j. ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb9 H+ m0 c0 Y0 g) }# {% R" x# h7 s
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 N) w7 S2 n! `1 q
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 x6 ~/ {. V. b9 S* Z
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：" |+ @& e, G# s; a5 B
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，7 M) Z+ H" b8 E1 d7 E
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ; k2 O0 T! \' ^; O: p1 `1 Z

+ R' m7 A4 |- {: m! \' _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 9 `+ K, V6 ]0 A
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( ^0 q' s# L) ^) i$ d别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: v; {8 b' `4 g: s. i u% r! K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ! N- H9 Q( D4 }4 N5 u
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 / F3 T- p% ~" F: t
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' J+ `0 W$ B! _8 I$ B9 X) v
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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