Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 M2 S3 }$ {+ U% ~* `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ J% n9 ~$ ~% p6 B! i' ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 b- h) `! U2 Q6 V, h! S' ~6 j, | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 O; L9 p4 W1 N8 F9 S- Ayou pay me only $5.
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' D8 [# I  j7 U0 J* E0 C) \1 w) ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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! ~6 e% C; W1 g6 v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

' r& h; O. Y3 m- J- p& G) a0 w; X' NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 U2 @! M2 U* p: eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" G1 }5 E& l7 j* L$ G! @) Ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 W+ \/ f* l% g' f; @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

5 `6 C9 ~+ }. G  ?+ g! g, w( z0 e& t3 dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

% }: ?* L- v6 X% M  D/ O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

& G. _0 V+ G+ U8 {" ]1 C4 b3 w  yThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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# a4 K9 n1 d. d0 OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 I4 S# |2 k, ^8 R% w, {9 o. K>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# T9 P/ _; _9 a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 f" b" {" ]5 c* x0 L% ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" t7 b$ ^% ]4 K- R8 b+ ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# x# \& l" v8 R( p9 u>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 ~2 @! q+ Y+ t, ]& b2 D+ a! U" l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ o( ^% h, T2 h5 C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 @/ H0 |5 ?/ ?$ c# K: }" H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 r% K+ [! Y8 e  T  K- v( rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: B! v% i( j% F1 _the newfie would l ...

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0 }, O% k5 d, }& R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 o( I: a! ]+ p- y- v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' q3 B1 E- ^- k# Z) Q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 V( v2 L0 P5 G5 D9 }/ g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" b5 I: V: ?1 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, m4 N! f/ M' N; a: `真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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8 G. E1 k" J. Y- O' T: t别把我往坏路上领啊。

! h5 d# \) D9 b4 I3 L你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- \  n: ?- y- B2 I" [% P多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 L. i0 i6 B4 k# E8 W. G) W真博学，偶像啊。

/ [7 o, I( o8 s! }( I# \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦？
0 z# D; ]1 A* z4 \2 E/ h, P, N大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 W3 p, }: n+ z/ x4 F+ d1 T% L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 E; A* o1 x% t! J. [) \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# G2 @2 c; [" T% t7 e7 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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