Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 ~+ f2 h! ^: N7 q1 U! F& i9 ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 B0 X. @) N$ W. d( p/ c6 Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( Z3 f, H7 y" b- t: v3 `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 A" k( d" }: \1 k% ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; O; z. w/ d9 y7 Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; M) w8 N' N5 S( I& T! ^7 |  iyou pay me only $5.
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1 `* D& N8 _0 M* r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; Q2 F6 r1 J( h( l will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 u7 X5 R) ^" ]8 n! ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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) A' y: }) t) ^3 x  T) bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* F# F" T' m4 c- ]pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

" O7 l9 \  O! |0 B2 w; N$ yNow, it's the newfie's turn.

% O6 P1 ~$ D# T- ?( xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ |6 X5 O7 b" P# U, Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 X/ m- l9 ^, W, phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! G/ S8 }. ?+ cback to sleep.

- Y8 [4 i6 P, }- x9 ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& m7 X  g5 O, e7 \8 I: iwakes the newfie up and asks,

: C2 w4 q% h4 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) t0 O% ]' Z1 z2 }comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
" r( ?! e# F& [8 ~- v$ M8 wand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 F3 z6 M& J2 K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- Q- M( K2 g% Z2 _5 Y0 z5 M% e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! |4 I0 t3 ~8 b" D6 o3 \# j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 ^6 C! }/ n9 R! z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 H% c2 i# B+ i! j; c. b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( u8 D; ^! l0 A* i>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. u8 V& k- ~. ^4 M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# ?7 ^3 y, ]  A0 H8 [>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  L+ f2 X) ]) d7 c6 K" d# u8 cA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: W9 c/ o6 ?* M7 _% O; dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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& ]! ~. E+ X" a- S9 P+ ~9 a" a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" e4 C8 a! J/ p) R, {/ K! y/ p' K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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9 M5 [( K9 |0 G7 r* U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 H- N( P  H* L( @$ K: f1 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ M+ z7 `+ Y# K% y( z" z7 p8 @3 q6 I( R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

" g# x6 Y8 F" G/ W, k  l7 Y( |别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 p8 ?; i/ p8 \7 W别把我往坏路上领啊。

! ^3 N% g; @3 z& R你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. E* m% C8 s+ C多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
6 k8 M# ?+ |' S; t, h& ~她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 w/ c  f$ \& V# _# b6 ]说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢