Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' A6 @3 Z( g$ k# D7 ^0 }( Q6 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% y3 a/ y& H0 J2 S1 y% E! Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: B! Q! o2 r' S) I2 ]9 y0 s The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" u& R3 H: Y% D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, g# g7 _  y( l/ ^3 k' q& W4 Myou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- I1 v  u' g0 N+ |0 k5 x will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 A/ h2 h) O0 I7 b, f% y8 uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 ]8 X  H9 B% X5 R* r; P* j! UThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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4 \2 A) J0 L' w+ C3 vNow, it's the newfie's turn.

; r* ]0 U' E+ R. nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( r# ^/ p3 K* ^2 Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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' m1 C% N3 \% jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 v; u& d4 u, u. ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; Q/ x7 D; B1 V2 mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 c/ ^9 g: U" i* Aback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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: Q5 T4 U- j& j3 G  s3 E: y0 q0 C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 R& [7 v3 W* O9 `- ^8 P1 rLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 `+ g1 d' U. s( C' U) v. Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 H, C7 R% `) {% w$ I; z- u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 L7 k' [, }7 B. ~4 }' j4 c5 U  I>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: X* i0 o$ `* z1 I- t7 N/ f1 r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ l2 p3 A' `$ H/ O) r/ T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 A3 h2 _: S* }" m' V( U& t( EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, o2 N8 ]8 e. |1 x4 ]8 Llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 m- K. s2 c# K6 p+ q/ Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" R, W8 o1 D' }' K/ U- ^the newfie would l ...

# f  c* a4 P3 I& a) V8 h8 R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; ?1 U% E0 v+ e3 ^) ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ e" L; O- J: S1 N: ~7 I; X% Z; O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ g* m3 b; E! B: \" [" p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' ~2 J: Y, B, @4 l4 F5 W1 N真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 M# G9 S( Y* H9 D6 [+ @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# g$ n2 c& X! X# Z5 g真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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$ ^9 q3 N& U. S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 T/ t' ?$ j$ y. |7 m% G全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 l6 X3 J. F) M& s' M+ `# c# M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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9 ^; D* H6 n' @& {/ g9 u) S7 V3 c' a
' G+ Z/ X& b8 e& Q7 l+ B5 [  R别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ Q( P& q9 P5 \! c真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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5 Y: X  v, R  p' A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% Q8 m1 s8 l/ h9 ]$ z( A8 X& T大学教胖还差不多
1 ]- C& D' l0 s) I. S她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 C% e5 C/ u# U2 K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 W% v) s: C6 {: S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. b! H. W0 T$ X: k哈哈，你们在这开小会呢