Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 T! f+ b' n2 I! klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb8 m! ]! ?6 l4 H9 }. P1 u
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 {% \7 P2 W- Y5 r: `3 ?
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 6 Y" S6 I( o' N) I! g

& L" u+ u4 G7 t: A/ W The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: t5 w3 g8 H4 U4 H( V he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The" t5 _- I1 v" o* R" Q) Q0 F1 T
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 y0 M; X$ l( E9 pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. t0 C/ O3 v; F7 syou pay me only $5. % V; m- X6 Z$ e: a' q  |1 N

2 `- j5 C% p0 E/ N. G/ s: ?' U You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 k2 j/ x' a. ]7 b will pay you $500.
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8 H! M! Q6 w7 h# Y* L This catches the newfie's attention and to keep* a( i4 `* q  m1 m
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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) v, i6 ?7 G- |( YThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 Z' w# j/ u7 athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 Z4 T5 U2 u) S+ i7 Fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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) I/ w, K0 M, F# V4 A; X( oNow, it's the newfie's turn., i8 {4 K( H9 s' P3 v# z
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with# o. }2 i  B' e4 ]
three legs, and comes down with four?' 2 c+ L. j7 W6 {$ i

5 P1 v, x# |  hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 x0 e& g% m; D* a
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all2 O' O; X( l7 r! n$ f
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour  R3 H2 X7 E' ]; a0 i! h
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 r: ]: \5 E* X( y: s1 e
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right5 z1 M" p$ N7 ^* o, j" j* o! ~
back to sleep. 9 `. A' Y, ]( V7 U: ?: \; L3 {0 [
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 j2 @- c) j) Q& z6 G8 M& p( h1 wwakes the newfie up and asks, ) ~# Z( f. G! J. }5 ^- |- Y8 f
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and. W0 ?& b8 X) o) K
comes down with four?' . W& s! C, H1 f7 J5 v( S% E
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, U8 H3 F! n$ S( Z8 O3 t# ~) n
and goes back to sleep.# l5 O$ k- l0 N4 R% B$ D

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
# r$ L5 ?/ i; l$ {% p. K/ `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% t- c" ]9 M4 [, M
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 O6 u( s6 q* ?. c. I
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 o' e* Z9 |7 a
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# U: W; n! t+ i# j0 L5 L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：$ O+ }5 B7 H- H! D: x) ^' D
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，. L& e3 {8 Z; o& {1 b
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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O" d7 O! j x0 v( [7 I全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 . l: j+ a* y: P8 a Z3 @
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ( }' F H6 L3 e5 D* h$ Z) J
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * ^/ j; x. j. a* X# s" h# q

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & u8 X: o6 L3 G+ ~: ^5 _

2 b( O8 w: C3 c7 |, @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" b$ |1 ? _+ R1 s9 @% }7 H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 m3 V h/ ?5 w" e) o! I I _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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