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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 @1 y, R$ y' H3 ?# Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, r+ n" X9 T' G0 Z5 A$ pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) z9 @- W' H5 [: K0 L. U% m' r0 Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* G+ Y' t+ D8 r# q0 W" p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ g" [' w* Z) [, ^ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& J* Q; r" k: k) O0 z1 o- C' Vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 l9 f5 I3 T4 m/ Y. j# [& I* q; P/ pyou pay me only $5.
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- o) h$ |& M" y1 C" U( e0 a1 t3 G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I! a! i7 y  H& W8 A; f& X
will pay you $500.
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) e" j2 n/ D9 t" I1 ]; O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 N+ G! Y' q9 @; w+ p; I4 ?2 Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the9 Z! r6 i! W9 o+ F3 ?
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.% H& m1 G" `% f9 H# _) J& H$ Y
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with7 {! L# l/ R. b) b4 C' x7 @4 |) Z
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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+ e# t2 d* A3 n0 ]) R& yThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 ?$ t, r% `0 @8 n8 yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all4 g  m7 m8 \7 x
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour" C7 |2 \, {5 @+ \$ _9 T, j
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and% V/ M- S, k8 M
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right0 E2 ]- x+ `+ q* O4 ]  a1 i
back to sleep. 2 N& b- @# r) Q5 f0 n
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# Z* Y4 R- ]) _! D: D0 g) d, T
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, g7 i! p/ |  R' y" ^. ~
comes down with four?'
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) p  f, J2 J9 Q1 }( ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!0 u" U& ?2 p* m0 ^% @
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" q6 V5 M; k, }/ {: _: H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 V& ]- y5 F0 c+ K0 c. E0 N>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 I0 A: Y8 b- u' R# A>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 1 _8 z+ ^3 e# h* n% q7 K
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* `$ w; _1 r, F# O. X5 D9 y>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 h2 T# Z& y  u6 y. Z& [1 Y+ T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research - {" G2 V; d) S6 y% C4 `
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 4 U- _( r* J9 T# G( B" q8 z
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more . W( G; S* r  f7 `
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; ?0 B4 z: y, q5 {. R0 S0 {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three% M2 F: v3 f* d

# i$ B2 P4 _8 o! @; A+ R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ Y% k$ i: [) V5 B>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% `$ p; l' r) \. s1 c) A/ o" y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 * M8 E' ?! h0 |) r) ?% O% z: ^
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if- C0 z; e" v! t) G3 C
the newfie would l ...

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6 e6 b# V0 z# A: `" H0 d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
! z  e6 H8 G* N6 [: e* @“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 W7 y1 g; N( |: b1 E
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 D9 e6 ]! R* f加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) h7 Z; e* l& h: c9 p9 u" ^+ i真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# U; T* b8 W- a2 |! ?& K“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 k' v; y2 ^6 f) s2 {好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

( j/ I! W& T$ e1 |* }" r真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ r2 Y" ~7 P' b' F2 K( T. i

& G6 H3 W, g( l0 {7 j真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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! G' y' {. q! K( n别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 K' b5 I2 l6 g/ v你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - o4 ]3 t# k& ^6 {
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 R8 m' B: I2 _多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( z: a$ O2 X4 j! Y2 Q

& m; |" J) j5 D  N% K- `6 e真博学,偶像啊。

4 G1 u2 D$ o, F" [大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . G$ n" P& v0 \, j  a: ^% S
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 F+ V9 {6 G8 ]: p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ w' o$ k' I* u+ ^; ?7 x8 Q哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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