Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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; }- j7 m. _2 @7 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 c0 e* Q- i& M4 ~; a4 \ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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. Q2 J# G& w: j0 ~9 e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
  @. I$ g5 \- r9 K1 g- lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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/ ]0 t, U8 D  k% u: F3 fNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 E" t  b1 A. @5 m: |three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, g* L' _- L9 Y/ `( N. [references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. T9 x$ {" [" \9 p; ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 E: F( d$ D) c9 t2 K$ shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

0 Q, g" ]) M% n4 Y* W& f; sThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

' j/ L: N! q+ o3 u3 K9 d: I8 [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ l; s' @; B) l( U  _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& [; p) r; x$ Q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 v$ O% c3 r! o: }, v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- t/ O* n" j: p! t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: U* J3 ], ]1 a5 @" J5 e1 G>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

5 u8 X6 k9 v% n0 k7 Q$ _7 N0 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 K7 [' d  E. K! T>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: T. B8 l; G# ~: q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ p; x5 L$ m: Z: k( T' [+ DA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 ]' O7 v) G6 Z, T* w$ qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" W/ t% y+ w2 Q- S/ V) Gthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 C& M2 n0 L! A, l: K! Y, I1 w) m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) z/ [1 P; d. B+ Z7 [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 u+ i5 S. y6 F. p! L- e8 I真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- D. N  k* k8 C真聪明，偶像啊

8 H5 y- d! W9 v! o/ P" O8 w全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

# h+ _9 @: g& q& r! k3 x1 ~7 h) Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

$ ^$ W5 E! B  \. {0 K0 a( K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. ^6 }, f+ b) G- |别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

: o' Y; k& R1 V4 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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9 q# @6 |0 ?- b" C! G( i% s: r4 t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 ~" ~. \. m8 S, S大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: H& S" E. m4 V. @+ c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; a0 d. y' J( \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ I' N) {( e+ B) ~哈哈，你们在这开小会呢