Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) L3 T  [% V  Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' R4 N$ y; l9 M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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  b" p: u' r* @4 g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 V5 P; U: }- G% d. S will pay you $500.

% J5 G; U6 a( u7 h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
# X2 `" |) ~; T; t$ H0 Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, I- n- G5 E' k4 t, n# m# m" \9 n' }The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# P. K# Y3 y/ ]8 I4 }the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 p8 E/ g9 [4 |# Z0 L6 blawyer.
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+ H4 \, ~: j9 sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* t  Q% P; [4 _. ?0 tthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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. x0 Z2 ^2 F8 U" H9 D$ ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ E- Z/ J4 g# n' ]/ R& W3 rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- `9 ]. D7 x: I% N( ]& {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 [2 K" O/ }% P4 ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ E- V. O$ x& Kback to sleep.

+ l  ]% |+ @/ X# W5 `6 J# QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 h/ a- e$ Q2 d  ewakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' j6 x" d0 A6 T& G- e4 _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( i! t( h$ X" ?, T, i1 [/ e>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" |: f3 K) @- m1 P& @/ q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, |& _; q, {- tA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 f& m2 p, ~  W: [long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 y$ u" s0 g& `( dthe newfie would l ...

' h2 U' s. M1 a. f* G; |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( h; ~0 `, c- n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) w1 F: A) ^0 ^7 A% s4 c* j, L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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# `: n+ S2 ^3 L% K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' T+ X! n9 R6 y4 A4 D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 J! H8 ?6 G( r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. r" K( t% m& Q, ?# y1 k真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) Q4 [$ N4 ?3 q% @真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

) F, H: l' ^, J0 t3 k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

$ L* R) l- P2 }  L6 D$ ]/ r- [9 j别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ Z* {  r, \$ e别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ h. O( X9 Q' |9 o你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ k: G2 C* m8 U1 t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! J# v: A/ m7 B& S9 G  c多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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4 z7 f4 P- d% K! x7 y' `# n/ L. B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( j1 P; u2 Q  l& D她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% s1 j2 o7 i$ J' X) P5 f6 T. _  d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- }# l) ?2 s- u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 S! C4 y2 r( G( m1 U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 J$ a# @0 Z4 L- x( g% Y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢