Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 ^1 ~. D* t0 t6 y! zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' W% ?' y* q+ r& a! d+ \* \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% v9 M; j, ?7 R6 _& {the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 T% V6 c) e' k8 x The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: j5 }( g/ _3 y4 t0 o4 ?$ Z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( W; o& v5 F  H$ \3 \4 c$ x& `5 l: Hyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

0 c" z  v7 J9 M! P- @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% w. m4 W: i% l( qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ E# C1 w' w, l7 G2 ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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& R/ L7 F1 Y5 P! W7 d6 [, i4 ~( Y. VNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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' n) E0 z+ N. }( Z+ L; t6 iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- p+ q7 e2 M5 e" S; Ccomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 K. F8 r* U4 L1 ~" _' T5 S/ Land goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, T% i4 h/ p$ u4 \4 h>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* J9 F! t0 @4 M+ b/ u% F" u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! g1 B' ^+ O# F4 f5 k6 z6 c>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 E' _5 a% ~9 U; H$ b# s7 _, {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 Z, O5 |9 }/ W- V4 D1 {( L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: k  W( Q; c  J: b. L& G  r) w, I. yA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. c) x5 @6 a' k5 v) X0 m4 L. ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 P. p/ K; {1 Mthe newfie would l ...

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! u9 d% Z0 c9 q( k8 @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ w' Z! ^: z: |0 x1 n“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 b; J: W. g5 `# T# e. ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, a$ L# n5 o- R7 I; a0 |' D- n" c2 m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! d- j0 _2 o4 H! ~4 }6 @真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 p# G& A, }* T. q% f; P: ~真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# W2 P; t" t- I2 ~# `8 c; Y  D$ e* \全盘接受一下。

$ b, Z# k& `! ~( x+ ^1 W; ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

& u& m) O( s7 F3 i. i; R; f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 W6 Z: c* l, v  E2 D% ~; \- p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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$ j" f! N5 _, F; Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 v/ }; l: x* U# N" R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 }* g4 u' V7 L: L多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ r% i$ P1 j5 C9 X1 G' o真博学，偶像啊。

7 o/ }1 j2 l9 c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 `1 k, D  V5 N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' `' ~& [) Y4 \% N! c0 `. S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 n2 z* |& d/ X; `/ }, F. R哈哈，你们在这开小会呢