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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 S' A  F8 K! ~8 _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 U3 R8 q) Y$ j
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ K8 ~: r) j/ V$ @7 a4 K# Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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8 X+ X: R' Y; F9 y' }9 M" R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# T2 D2 Q! x2 q( _) s, c he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The9 p4 B( ^7 R( c  M$ ^' F
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 v7 f/ m. W& [; l+ u: W  c
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,* T7 q# k$ h+ M2 i& h
you pay me only $5. + S# A7 N) `, D& ]$ L6 d- e! F

8 W5 \. R- B; ]4 i' {# T2 _! |2 } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, p% {' Y4 W6 e) ~7 K/ ~" I will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 T* R* i, Y; H- i4 F1 @
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ) v+ e5 }, l' Y+ K1 ^7 l) i
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. ) p. }6 X# H1 `* E: E! P) V

0 t2 ^" p" e( I6 J3 d4 LNow, it's the newfie's turn.+ l/ x) ~* m" v  c

2 G; l' f) u- E% L2 |- h6 sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 y: g' V1 t$ H! l4 `% qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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3 z. k$ O: K* U" N9 H3 fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour& p2 G: v  s! L+ `9 N
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
$ F  b5 q* I1 y# ~- Hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' |. q8 W/ E. r
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 ~% P4 k2 u3 H, O1 Mwakes the newfie up and asks, % T  A  O* B: @. V% F& o

) i& C9 j8 a$ |5 q+ @7 t7 g0 I& S( h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( B: ]  {: r' n# l1 a$ b: ]
comes down with four?'
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6 f/ S! e7 S% z5 H7 ^The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $51 u2 b/ }( o% X" G0 p( b
and goes back to sleep.7 l- V: T( J2 I# X: n- ]9 K
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!1 U( M  X0 A, t! v& a2 v

8 ]6 i5 h, z: }' |Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  j- {" J" K8 O/ w7 g0 K>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' v4 d& |+ Z% k6 G+ p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the , F! S( p% _3 [% c, |( f" U9 m
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ |% ?' N4 S  r" R+ t  L>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' M2 }" z: u3 |3 J! u$ l6 u( ]( _! V0 g

# @' G5 x( h3 E, m2 o>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 4 E, d$ _* h$ x' B/ x$ D
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ) X  R8 @6 B+ Y1 s! H* G* j
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ f  b9 j0 G# k, B>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. f9 Z$ H" k; S# u) T>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! w' n9 [; P$ x  H7 g- `7 l
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 6 H8 r- }% v0 e0 Y
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ( _( B# m6 G% N5 W9 U) _' x
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* L; y& d: {/ T* V; p, J0 Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 5 t; u& Y3 E: d" ]
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% A' Z( j1 J4 _& t( q& V: t+ o2 S
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. j& J: N" R: w/ L# d, V+ ]
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if" K: C. n$ L- S1 Z& j9 r( k
the newfie would l ...

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( V$ L5 d+ n$ L; Q: V) g" t& e& `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 S$ D2 J3 n- ^3 F
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# `7 `0 G2 B* R  Q$ p& ]
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 9 s+ `8 ?5 W( T6 l! ]! J
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- f$ O8 @! `; S, g+ {& u真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 5 P! W; G% j: S/ Z- b
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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' S; B9 J* c1 \- `7 q# K好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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# ?2 K$ }  K1 I4 n& o7 T全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! W+ w5 y* v- D, ?6 P8 A7 K3 U

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全盘接受一下。

. |4 E# A. K. @* M( Q$ ]) K" ^: J真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 @0 T; I( y, h你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . ^) E! b8 Y- T! A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ n. v( @! R8 X+ I& y

3 B$ S/ B/ N7 N) x% p大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
  d+ s4 D; {( |% z, {( p: p4 X大学教胖还差不多
/ O! Z% v1 h0 [  z& n, l: Y她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + X1 N1 J6 ]% M
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 r6 L: V9 {7 U+ }' T0 r% Q' ~说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" a9 ]3 i. {& d4 o5 Y1 K2 J6 z2 p紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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