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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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& W7 c6 T) `7 S$ H: m7 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if1 `# {* g9 ~4 {0 W5 v
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: m! [+ q0 f( K. q* E0 @4 a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 z* H3 D% d. d4 `6 Z) f
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 @: K8 |* r% @. Q1 v
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& ?6 s5 A* n* o% Z- m9 k& l( e5 gyou pay me only $5. . X: l3 T' k. W4 t8 \/ C
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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3 g- J6 n+ Z4 T; Y7 _The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's" S* M% ^1 S' D' K
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 B  {' G. y* }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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! f( n3 X/ l8 q, g, @( HNow, it's the newfie's turn.3 Q; r. P' a( Y3 f# S7 h( u

/ R7 w* Z" _- |3 G" RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- C, Y8 N4 ~# x! f# p! _
three legs, and comes down with four?' 4 D! I7 ^7 [. I+ H& t& Y

2 T- o/ D0 j/ K: Y% S3 a- r3 x- \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: G! g2 p; {9 R% d' ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 B  [: F2 o! ~8 z" zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour( X/ }0 g0 x+ P. o% ]) I
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ t5 r" u6 j% {! ]7 m
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right1 e" H0 ~2 v2 p1 m6 l6 N  c- C
back to sleep.
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' W; q+ q  S4 G7 _9 `0 f1 ~The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He0 U4 g! ~1 I" {/ o4 A
wakes the newfie up and asks, 5 z! g$ m* y$ t0 l7 Y' M

5 d* f& m) @1 i( B8 S3 [) f8 y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and# U6 @8 f1 c' h( R
comes down with four?'
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& Q$ {, \, p. D# f1 L1 Q. }9 q2 cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!1 |& C( o8 L) U

: J% `9 F! O0 }9 V0 n2 w  t4 A0 [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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, N+ ^% j6 c3 I3 n9 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ H8 |/ }; A5 N3 h1 i/ c' Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ) d/ B& ~% ?, M. Z+ ?! _$ u" {
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 4 ]) }5 [8 N' \. `! [* X8 b0 m6 _
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* X1 `" u. p& n, `. d' B>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 @0 a. I  v/ R) \- d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 s& z/ Y: M: T- z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- i( D9 h7 g( o# F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more - b9 |1 `* s0 C
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, $ K) K7 t. F+ S4 v3 e
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! n' g8 F7 ]; q# I. A/ r1 T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( {7 `' A2 E) ~! H; [>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 e" [, g1 H+ t& u; Y8 q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand / k8 v! _8 Y6 Z( V/ m: o8 {3 x3 `1 [
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 Y7 R) f) ]" l
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 B: B/ V- R$ y8 I& n6 Q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 }9 ^! }- V" n3 P7 l! ]6 [
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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! E4 M$ Z. B+ R! S1 P7 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 R. s' V' N7 z/ d“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" }9 I& _7 ?1 t5 H好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 E; ?; V; k+ w1 j" C9 r2 Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, F1 e$ B- J# t$ ]! e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  o$ D$ p8 [2 J3 I) m好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- y. {+ x& |  m4 V1 ?, W2 |$ o真聪明,偶像啊

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; ~9 w' d2 W5 k7 H全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 ^; l& p! |8 R3 {2 Z$ G, g
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 : c% ?8 V* h2 [  O! v0 A( W) B

! w) T# j6 Y; ]" G$ a真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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% L: Q- M" p) s# c/ `别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 : A3 x4 v1 w* M% Q
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- h" Z9 q$ E" Y& n2 m9 u: b别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 |6 O; E5 d8 w* S你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" D3 H" j0 k0 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

2 i/ g. i, \9 w) K* m- m- _3 W9 o她是大学教瘦?
9 P, }: y& h- S( @! E大学教胖还差不多
3 ]/ I# K8 _) `  }6 i- M( x  o她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 C# P  P$ h: x9 s3 c紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% {8 E1 P: V- Q! F# V9 t紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ ~9 \; D. X( E2 d9 i# c, B哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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