Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 e7 |+ a" G9 G4 T) F1 Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 ?' o, q7 e( A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. b2 v( C0 A- b. q: H. n& V) A# I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  o5 l- {0 r9 P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; D  e, g* G! C: R+ [you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

: w& R. x5 J, P1 h% N. `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; I/ m/ r7 I% E0 l" wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ a3 e$ F6 x. i# x! X5 f! x# Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 N/ j% c0 ]) k( D& Fback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

4 B, T3 G. `  W. {6 F7 l$ r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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. c& ~! Z! z  y' i0 _The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 K3 e9 [3 [+ Cand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 V* s7 X. f) @7 s7 ], I( `. k) h>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- v, W1 G) Q0 W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. K- J9 s" P" c# L' c( G8 k; t1 O& H>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 T6 x: A8 ~' i& h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

, @! N9 f. K! x) [/ O( {: s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ ]1 e" r+ i: B' `/ k! G% u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 C8 ~4 i0 s/ Z1 r8 D' Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; E4 T+ E7 s% O6 Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 a# ^% F5 f4 W) t3 v2 ]# Vthe newfie would l ...

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* W1 F( _3 M* ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# a! s5 ~7 Y' G; o1 R# |0 ]# j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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/ N0 J% j6 l$ U9 h. l- m$ W* Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 _& K. }* [# Q) ^% A; [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; Z9 v, f9 {2 G& y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 S: n) W8 X. l: o8 y% j! j2 {真聪明，偶像啊

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  I" e7 X4 k6 H  \1 h/ }全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* [$ ^/ d  F: ~! ~; O- X全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ \+ `0 H: C* F$ q( }7 e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. b, d. y+ K- Y2 i别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 x+ Q1 s7 {) B3 V别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

# M: G; g1 c3 k) {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- R& C& k! C' v# P大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) }: Q( r/ Y1 ^* s! p) g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 J  ?% i! I( k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; e& L' _6 w( u0 o. E; j4 A6 k. u哈哈，你们在这开小会呢