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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  f5 R: a+ e: n  Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 `# _! G- T3 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. h2 b# M* R1 B* u; A2 Z9 f
the newfie would like to play a fun game. ; {# M) n* A" Q. P9 u
  
# d, F% ]) y8 j2 W; z& Z" u/ z  L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ q6 {5 B& Q7 P
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The/ a& O6 L  q1 J& f/ K
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I' D! m6 |, |4 S( z) s, a
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,8 b& E8 r% J8 S; R" G
you pay me only $5. ; b# b9 t3 N: {) l0 g

' m  G9 e8 Y# \8 [( D" x* d2 p You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# C: m4 L! ]: e; E# t( i# G; X  A will pay you $500.
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0 l6 X: B# `+ a, C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; i4 c' V* U" n$ J8 P1 d
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 4 c/ ]5 e2 E" x7 Y9 a9 m6 h6 H
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. N; J; \. N+ A& @
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' # k, n" e. y$ `
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- o* J0 m& x5 m% Npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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" Q$ M% G+ L, L7 D1 u6 ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 g# Y: v- a  UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with! a) r" P% p$ a" A/ d
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all& P" j7 K# l. H
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all6 e" k3 O% }% i# \( J' e
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour+ L' I1 G! z3 t- x
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 B# l8 P! K/ A2 Y- Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 F' A7 j/ q- |' Ywakes the newfie up and asks, ) f  W: O6 O7 k9 L7 K
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 {- m( \( n, Q8 D& g0 vcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the- ~+ b6 B8 t$ h( u: U5 J

  O/ a0 d. p6 _1 w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 ^1 E- V% \! C, r5 z2 _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 3 |$ p" `5 @/ R
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 k; n; P8 m: g( K- w>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, # S1 ]7 Y2 F. S, c
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 8 G) O& t/ Y& C1 o3 V9 p. l, R
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- B7 G1 F  R6 I' P! ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : {& @$ f' v2 N" m+ Z6 o% K
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  s4 Z- ~- B4 h+ C, G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" w" C4 V  w$ n# r3 @7 B; x7 |  C

, ^1 i6 Y+ i" u- y2 t8 w$ _>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* A! K$ s: x5 w3 ?3 P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the & a* Q9 J- b' S$ y% t& O$ ?
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* E' T" w5 ^' c- `# U  }>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' h! a7 T' T; ^  iA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, ~) P! d6 m# m* K9 d
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, [3 k" E1 L' T" z2 w$ T) U
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,, s% Y1 f3 o3 w( ?- t
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   A3 _6 Z5 n' ~  G
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  U# a8 O7 j' ~5 }7 C( ]/ {真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 w5 A. j/ o! `1 F0 ]/ E0 E

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, A  ^5 J/ y( ]( p1 H2 l5 y! K7 D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 r% ]/ f. w: X- g+ e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“," [4 W" I% h. F+ f6 C
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ A+ b9 C! k* r8 w! A7 y

) c! s% R2 x  ^. t' G' e& U真聪明,偶像啊

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% C* j" ]2 t0 j/ Y% P2 ~7 Z3 s全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 1 f* d8 C( X6 N& _: Q! W
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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0 m9 o0 @, q* H. `6 n$ M别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , E+ \/ y9 z3 |4 K9 r: A

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 l' I2 ~' Z3 W加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

( J1 h2 }% t9 o8 T$ a大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

, y6 i& N; h" x9 H- }  }1 c6 q她是大学教瘦?
; o% U7 ]  G& o9 D0 E! w大学教胖还差不多
7 u& j; X0 Q- z( Z1 E她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' P! F! E( Q( g  {& u7 @( `紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# y/ Q, \2 B7 ~: f  [& C" h+ H说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 H: v! L6 W8 w& Y' }2 j3 S$ t
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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