Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ g8 S7 f0 O0 W# _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ g( W6 \" T* K! D; E2 jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. }# Z7 V2 z* y7 }* nyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 T) I1 V" z9 l4 Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; u6 ~& v9 }2 L' H+ BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  Z; a0 A' I& A% Y+ j6 C% X% @. m  Mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

2 b8 B2 [! x1 P% |' MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 M+ L) `, P" S# R" X) V5 Cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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: n" w; _0 Z/ qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% _+ I$ E8 S8 t* {/ i& }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- }/ ?% o- {0 G* u' r% ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 J& h. u6 M, Y9 F& q7 ]# R7 r; f( Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ f+ m  w5 J( Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' }2 B' T) O, n% S; A1 J4 A  ?back to sleep.
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1 L- W. @/ P* C( `5 a1 b; cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

4 Q9 f, I, `5 M" [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

) p- |( \. J5 z" `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

2 F. X/ \% w& }/ o. B# \; j( [9 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ s2 Z% u7 H- U& a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" A, _  I3 b3 T! d>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 G; g( o: N, w6 m/ h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 V5 b/ A+ R9 b7 G- Z( R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ d! P! K) r8 q+ H/ y+ X1 y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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& Z' z! y1 W$ h8 D6 |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* C; Z: l7 ~5 `% w, s- Z' u8 s>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ l9 k3 Z$ Z) J& F( y: R4 @0 ]>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 b1 S, @2 g: F( _+ Z" y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  S3 L& ?) J+ @: A  K! X% q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( M! s+ Q2 k, ?5 Z3 I8 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  j7 S) `! r# R% B% c8 a" S3 c; X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

' X  ]& D% u2 t) C+ f全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

$ K% Y0 u8 p$ r* U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% `3 A6 t  Y  }) W; ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  B' y, Q9 g: ]  U别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& h( e8 F, ?% H4 A- d3 n6 i加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 |: P' W0 @+ k4 o: B  o6 p多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

# Z7 ~( J" R6 t! B, [2 [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# N/ Q# U0 e& w$ _8 u& g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 I9 d0 L2 C8 o# U" q大学教胖还差不多
) C1 d1 |) Y, W( s* R3 n8 X. S她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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6 L2 b+ C8 i! z; ]4 g, G哈哈，你们在这开小会呢