Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) J; _  D) y- ?. n/ Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 i+ Y! S- |! L: B' Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 j0 M) Z- d3 s: H: |0 tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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+ a8 e- J9 C- n8 q8 \# H2 L1 NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 ]  w! }3 I( h7 H; @0 b+ Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

8 C4 r. I( z5 ?6 wNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 A1 k! Y0 X, {6 m( \& \7 kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

. g) w4 k+ R' H: I. kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 ]2 n1 H" L- N+ r0 \# R2 d( o! \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 R2 F: b+ y- n2 G" ~% u$ Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ `+ C- |! j- H, ]* U6 Cback to sleep.

4 K& S5 c3 D4 s! C- f- vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
, g, J  m. w5 s# kcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

% Y& \9 I4 b; U1 _! ^. K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 v! N1 p6 ^9 d" X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 O# H5 Y: I" q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 x* J9 I3 N8 b, ^; h! m# w# _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% q* f2 I3 ]  @, w: f. P% n>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ c1 \+ e8 x3 t1 U8 R+ eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  |8 Z$ o: r" R# n4 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. j0 q; {) }& e1 o& h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 ?9 p- J8 T1 K; Q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: r* o: L2 e4 _8 B+ d& R* o+ [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; Q+ V+ j0 [, X0 {真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* |7 t1 H8 |8 _! b! A  y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ L7 m+ Z: a/ _$ j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ j0 Z. r4 N1 G* T0 m真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


3 r0 \; g8 c. n: U全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; |+ ~% K. `1 e  ^. p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

% {$ O1 T' _: D" Q0 F4 |+ ]2 m; o$ X别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- W2 V3 v$ U8 b* y6 {真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% t+ Q8 S" X& k大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
) U8 Q# Y, `2 c. d5 V- t大学教胖还差不多
# y' ?. e9 K7 a  }& k8 Q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢