Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! x0 ^6 k2 H: Q6 _8 a) V6 E' {+ |the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
: R3 I7 l8 k* ]# n, q) B; ^  f& j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! ^5 J/ v  @! _  s& S" y; k* Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 z1 R. r  q/ Y, H! G3 V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( y( U( C) D5 e1 R& M7 j, H$ H" Kyou pay me only $5.
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# k) j- I. L/ U- q. N4 R6 l3 T& } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  y1 J7 j% v$ y$ t9 O4 v) O( u' v will pay you $500.
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! c# [  ^2 q( c! P% [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
  E& L" H2 q6 J* xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 {5 Z3 _' X; }: y% j* S! Elawyer.
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4 Q( {! J5 r' a+ h. aNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: a# q7 @5 ~  n1 `, `8 S. Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) v0 j  o) s3 ^* f! ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

' G: T) a+ t; ~! U2 k/ r( h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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9 O, e" x) Q8 ]* q+ G  SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! `& b& f6 W; n: ?7 j) Q/ V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ D! S8 o7 L, {6 G+ v9 Q& X& }, D$ ^>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. r& ?4 H) F* Q4 C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, T5 ~8 M% ~& E3 @' v9 o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" d6 C$ o6 o- I% B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* s) e# X5 O% Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ B2 U1 u/ `" ]  C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* ^  V' ~! |  [# K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( y, x: H  |) a! }/ c) Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

! u; {" q  I2 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 Z( G& c7 @! |* S9 r! C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( W2 c5 a) j# j0 P+ c' S0 _( l! T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. D: e- u- m4 V* {真聪明，偶像啊

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) }; _& ^6 K! E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

/ f4 w6 K8 C4 H. g9 w: _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. L( O5 w4 Y7 l, k) {$ s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( ^  i( j7 P; B- K( F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
& a6 p0 a1 A; l3 R# D她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% k) i( L& ^+ Z9 ?1 f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 A. X; {. q5 c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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