Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 t, v& ^) [0 e# t0 jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ n9 t9 i1 U$ U& y% Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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& G- _* B( y" z! c+ U( n" I The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 H( B% \# S) h2 }; ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 \6 L( H7 `8 Ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* S1 @" c5 f; o8 `, s6 l3 e6 q+ Z* cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 Z% c6 U7 u) ?$ k5 AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 O9 t! c* b" `5 v" Z6 W# A( o$ zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" M4 q5 j- H  t. j2 T& U% e$ Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" s: O3 n# W4 Y' O7 x# k8 Z! o/ oback to sleep.

" D% T% U4 ]# l  e8 u! _3 ?1 ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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& _7 h" _8 b- y$ T( S: l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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! y# N/ U) r9 @  P0 V0 g: fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

4 w- C. s- g# C! S) ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 z' ]! j- K, V$ G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) E- f2 r6 h5 w- T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 i4 }( i/ Y4 z$ ^* ~/ ]+ C6 m3 b2 Z; ^>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
5 w5 l: u: Y7 y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# H4 i( Y* U6 h. {  Z" U3 B>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, Z6 W  [: H0 g4 Q4 |  t4 v& `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# l* m! [6 P- M- \: X5 E1 m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: D; N7 u% x5 F4 athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( t% a4 L: J. z" o; Othe newfie would l ...

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! e8 U2 n6 ]& o2 B( E: B7 i$ H0 z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 i5 q5 k6 h$ Q1 ?+ e" P* u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* S# R9 O. J5 I* ]; e+ U# L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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5 v3 B: E& S( R9 x, C7 X* p1 d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- ?% ~' H2 F8 d4 F2 {8 r/ I( K全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ y4 {5 P7 t+ G1 t0 Z4 u# x你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

( o  x3 W6 T% f! B) G. K' {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
! D! `5 g  z7 s/ y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢