Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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; G, A  `7 T! D$ E You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

- ~( ~" A( s2 J2 l% E This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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5 j: E2 p$ H0 u6 P: eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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/ U$ \; w. f3 c2 E  ~5 R7 wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

8 }& a1 M; d& A5 O/ INow, it's the newfie's turn.

0 P: q& T  i+ z; lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 m$ A: G/ V0 b$ ~( b4 l8 r7 Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

. _$ P7 G* G5 c( UThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; @9 [# U- K8 O) @4 X% Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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+ b$ \; J! g6 I9 S# l7 G+ EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

$ ~( c9 k0 X8 y0 H, C( i'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" I+ i' D# O; H6 F! a2 x# E+ ?comes down with four?'
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6 I: Q# y6 m' J* NThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

9 a, p5 N$ L+ uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 f  h" W; r* l# h>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 O8 M  I. u  @, Z+ ^" T* g>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; m5 V+ p! |( s4 Q9 X>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' p& @6 E% B# V>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 n; L% d% ]8 {% R7 a$ V" d>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 c4 }' N* W5 {0 m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ u$ J. J1 U" J% N4 H6 Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ d9 r' c+ v0 }  h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 m% e: R0 T+ P. h2 P0 v2 F/ X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" G. p* \. W) a% ^1 H& P: h" x真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) d( ~' i% C5 l' z. s真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% W; U, S; t- O( y- p" E, }" v真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 @  }5 b0 J- G! ^. s* [全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ b; o8 k/ H4 d  i- i  i- [5 z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; Q( t0 b/ J& ]  E& m别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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! E$ y, y- g* o" i7 j' g1 [' a别把我往坏路上领啊。

' S5 B9 _2 `5 I% G! e你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

# K+ r* J" G3 b3 m/ ~" X  H# ?3 Q她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 j9 g! ]" W/ G说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 S  r- v5 M( Q  ?5 B9 ^  s6 d0 d6 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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