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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 a" g, D  [$ i
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  m# h: W5 W! l  v# c' V
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 e7 |+ a" G9 G4 T) F1 Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game. & j5 e7 S# \% r' e
  
9 ?' o, q7 e( A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. b2 v( C0 A- b. q: H. n& V) A# I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  o5 l- {0 r9 P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I9 N9 }4 _+ y0 Z, _, G
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; D  e, g* G! C: R+ [you pay me only $5. ) u' S4 l0 W1 Z- q
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I4 `0 v7 s0 i$ t4 D$ _2 Y( y
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ! F/ ?4 ]$ _1 S

: w& R. x5 J, P1 h% N. `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; I/ m/ r7 I% E0 l" wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' / G: j* d. ^9 P  v& @1 [- m+ [( b
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his( W+ B- E( d8 l0 w2 Y
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) r2 w8 @8 U# O; Z
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with% \3 }. r" Y& B0 M1 r6 p
three legs, and comes down with four?' 4 G& G4 z9 q$ d) N" _- q2 q+ t
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ a3 e$ F6 x. i# x! X5 f! x# Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all* A& t2 m% ^" U; _( Q: o, m2 x
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour) X' f7 v5 t/ V; f* D
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 p7 i# k4 C; b) ~/ z' a
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 N/ j% c0 ]) k( D& Fback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He0 C, Q' x8 @( y  H/ D7 q% V% w9 h
wakes the newfie up and asks,   M( P. ]  C! W% _/ g

4 B, T3 G. `  W. {6 F7 l$ r'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ c2 y1 Z2 I7 S/ M" ncomes down with four?'
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. c& ~! Z! z  y' i0 _The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the: I' h8 F; v. s& O" l7 O3 h8 U
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 V* s7 X. f) @7 s7 ], I( `. k) h>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- v, W1 G) Q0 W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. K- J9 s" P" c# L' c( G8 k; t1 O& H>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 7 S6 W# a4 e1 `( s" b; t/ A
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 5 F8 O( q" M* U% I9 _# S  M! I
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 T6 x: A8 ~' i& h>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 7 k* Q9 U- ^3 i, p$ T& d5 H& e
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 7 S2 l5 F  n& [+ |  s1 k
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three3 l2 t9 y9 L$ [' v$ y

, @! N9 f. K! x) [/ O( {: s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 5 l4 f( F( a5 h5 ^& [5 B
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ ]1 e" r+ i: B' `/ k! G% u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ) v5 h3 {( z: _, p/ z
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) Q, x- }/ W! t* t& D) a9 z8 q0 B3 g
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 C8 ~4 i0 s/ Z1 r8 D' Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; E4 T+ E7 s% O6 Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 a# ^% F5 f4 W) t3 v2 ]# Vthe newfie would l ...

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* W1 F( _3 M* ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:1 Q" A- o& L- x, t2 A
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,/ j/ j( j6 ~: W3 Z
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# a! s5 ~7 Y' G; o1 R# |0 ]# j加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ' ]! o/ u8 O9 K) Y2 c

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/ N0 J% j6 l$ U9 h. l- m$ W* Y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. D0 ~) M/ G; p
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 _& K. }* [# Q) ^% A; [好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

; Z9 v, f9 {2 G& y真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 e5 u  g8 M; S7 Y

5 S: n) W8 X. l: o8 y% j! j2 {真聪明,偶像啊

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  I" e7 X4 k6 H  \1 h/ }全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* [$ ^/ d  F: ~! ~; O- X全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ \+ `0 H: C* F$ q( }7 e真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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. b, d. y+ K- Y2 i别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 x+ Q1 s7 {) B3 V别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 + O( w2 c2 C  G' b
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

# M: G; g1 c3 k) {大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 7 K3 E& Y. S" F
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) }: Q( r/ Y1 ^* s! p) g紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 J  ?% i! I( k紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; e& L' _6 w( u0 o. E; j4 A6 k. u哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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