Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  [) R1 ]% M- P2 E0 k% Gthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( y# Q! K! l5 L4 l The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 g' G; V& w0 f- E* X lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 A/ D  g' s" GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

* h( _' R3 M. {  T/ Z9 v6 uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: Q& \% v; q: Y6 N" g! L3 f+ s. Gthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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" z0 |6 w: i! TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ `# t! \* m- D9 ]. j& u/ ^references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 W" q) Q, ]; N0 L0 Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( b8 J9 m5 y/ Y4 K& zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' O" y( W9 R! t" Z2 sback to sleep.
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3 N' x- p: Z4 {The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, e2 l* m. P/ g# |1 V, b. Dwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 s" h4 i: ^0 p: S$ i% a# ~* bcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

/ D5 H  c0 z$ z9 g$ h1 J( xLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 c& Q0 c/ e, K! n1 X; }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: p& X7 ^7 F. }2 |' \/ f, {>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) n. w  d" X. Q, v4 n; `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. K5 v/ `1 g+ j2 ~- o/ s) h, e3 B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 @' W0 {4 k5 K* b/ v+ v& m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: F: f5 Z* l: u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ ~  N! D2 o5 F* P! N- PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 u4 O$ M7 d8 }- N4 \6 U, @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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. x. S! j* `6 i7 H5 @, u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% |' p& |( M4 n' s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& n& l5 Y- C: }3 k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 W( F" s3 b/ Z) B! i5 |) z% r% z7 F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



& ^8 ^0 a  T7 _* Y9 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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9 h; `5 c5 x! T4 T全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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; ^0 \8 _' X3 A3 g, v+ s: K全盘接受一下。

9 O+ b8 ?9 s! h2 ?2 J; Y! ~/ C) [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

% p1 }( `; M& N" p( L( r你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

, Y& l4 r. Q+ ^7 W8 I1 W7 P3 |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% n. e( R0 l  }3 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! G/ s1 {8 T% N% h! m6 A她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢