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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 h& [  e! g; _) C) _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. % N" ^: E9 |& a8 k% ~: @9 h, e9 t0 ]
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 ?  y' X! c7 v0 F3 O* c he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! x8 I3 @" i# z' j( G. K) L" q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I5 w( K, u  `8 t1 e. f
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,  F- G+ [" |$ |, ~
you pay me only $5.
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, W1 c* g- {! j2 T; a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I8 N% h+ b, R; ~, I6 C/ K
will pay you $500. 2 R) ]# w* A  P) q, \2 Z0 m
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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8 A. s+ ]3 \% O; K, k- m) N0 vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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+ U) X" ^) ^: g+ D# B3 u$ sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his# ?2 y: p  ?8 V. @
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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% m1 }9 B  N( ^5 P, bNow, it's the newfie's turn.$ G' O! K  `9 q) A
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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4 x5 I  J; j- D, Q; uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour8 `4 C; w$ ]2 H& v; o
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and6 t. o: p/ f% w" \; B
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He* u2 g) M2 j( p# v
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 X7 }6 x/ f! J+ D, S0 A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and  a3 M! f8 [; R9 A# x" D7 N! D
comes down with four?'
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* |4 C! E3 `5 ?2 CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5! X' y$ z. ^3 @4 A# X2 T: b, N
and goes back to sleep.: [% ?/ d6 ^2 o" z' n

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two - x# K; \% L# [& Y5 _
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 8 i" H0 o, N. n; G" ]$ G7 U/ d
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the % ^' a; p( F1 N& @$ F' f/ c
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, . a  N' e9 k3 ^
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 G/ k" m, j" I/ C/ o6 \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 `) {1 Y* N0 E3 r% V6 @: k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 3 r- ]6 |3 b7 S
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more & A# b/ D( `% ^+ a
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, / O/ f1 Q/ U, m/ R( J
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* c3 h4 O2 R1 j6 e% D7 I) T4 Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ P% A+ \, ]! y( j  k2 @1 p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 o( ]2 q& P% R1 `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / I+ K2 O$ z: x5 r: }
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ L- ]. j. h9 {- f
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ v% H3 G( R( ?# Y% Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: |- q1 c) n' l1 a. t) Q! jthe newfie would l ...
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0 z( H( G/ b; _4 ?0 ^& s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( V& ?/ m# l' P0 t3 t
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  O( b* Q, |+ V0 G  J! K5 O# Q2 \" c, S好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 . d/ ]  a3 ]+ T# ~/ Z3 w: a1 a

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' C4 O+ g: K  {3 |; w; V' E5 {5 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, L' L: G: U7 u& D
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 h/ R8 d% ], @7 s: {4 R% Z7 W
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

9 E7 E# h- N8 v5 c真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ @* i; }3 T5 k, F) N全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 5 @( ?4 p5 P# N0 S7 R8 G

" a/ u7 o* ?# y" J- S( g" @6 b真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 3 G0 P- m- N3 i$ k9 I4 \
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( }$ ^& t5 [" I. P' p% D你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( \' ~1 L9 F$ _. R加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 e5 [% S# V4 ^) g5 M  y多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' o$ i3 n9 ~$ K$ Y/ \  F" o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 q* g: Q4 O8 y& p+ [- v+ v! l
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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