Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# ?' D" g# G: K" }' c9 H) {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
- T' A" w. c& }1 p" P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: H/ G6 S0 O9 j6 D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ y* q7 v, v, [/ o0 i! B# R' B% a# vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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/ R5 p6 S- V* l6 D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) l% v2 k. n! Y( uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& j. R. l8 L' s2 Z  u+ [! KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 ]2 t; {4 X2 z! Q6 U' w- t4 Ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

2 b6 i, U& V+ O# T% X9 w9 G; ?) w. QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( b" w1 \: i, {6 p, I- `lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

4 z( a  v- {  w" }9 NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
( T$ x, g8 w8 ^* O  l! d7 y, s) Nthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  M1 ^( {& x6 r! P) T5 f! d( rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, o- U8 d! d( Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 S7 x$ D& U1 {1 o+ ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 y1 \+ a$ ~6 o9 [( E: k& zback to sleep.
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4 N, B" A. Z, D8 ^$ i) |% BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
" q$ E2 e: f6 @+ R5 Y6 b# Ycomes down with four?'

' k/ ~; A+ U7 xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 G% o, A1 l/ Yand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 L2 }/ V* D) `- D( u1 A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' I. J' M! _, h1 l& W  [! X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 j( s2 f$ q$ ]" ?$ }>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' p% m1 t0 m' s4 h9 Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( _6 w' p  T. \6 n6 Y' @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: `2 _  b7 k9 S* U4 ^$ d& P7 Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 I, e5 T7 e8 v6 n8 i8 _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; h) E6 o* [3 \: t+ F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ a" |7 d6 o3 k0 u" U1 Q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ M5 y7 |4 o( p4 L! K! ]
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 A- e6 s' `) I) D+ I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) G: i0 T/ \# {, ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* Y5 H% P( I: |$ {- |; x' z; x2 }! |真聪明，偶像啊

9 }+ L: d: D" f0 P6 n( @5 |- j全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

* N) n: y+ }) J' u* d- ]: V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

; x2 O: R1 M% K- n  H' x* `" F5 Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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% ^6 |) d" o- h别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* b7 z0 ^! N) E4 E1 a多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 |+ l, }3 A. q$ }! ?$ U0 |2 ]9 ]+ d真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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7 g- q# Z2 S/ g. A- Q# @* J大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" P' U1 ]2 A1 N2 y她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- N  s; M( m2 T/ w1 {她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; ^6 I( T1 G* v6 F& |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ M$ v, m3 l' S# f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ r* D& m# T0 H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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( ~$ L5 z' ^$ L  m' ]) ~; x4 A哈哈，你们在这开小会呢