Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: U. c. V9 D% y6 `2 C6 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
0 ~9 K) u; ]; @3 T( G/ k( F. i# y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* [6 [* D7 |* @$ a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, ?+ R+ M+ s! t- w( A  Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

) ?9 l5 z- ?0 ?5 e' _% a8 E$ G( H! O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

! h% L* [- V. m% M( @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 E! f; A7 e7 n9 X' j; gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 S6 I2 p3 ^4 b( S  j; x" {8 sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
7 A( G% ^/ O0 f2 i: rlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; K/ x. O2 Z* Z2 C! |He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 ]5 Q' g. \, `8 [/ z# H( ythree legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 j: P8 U0 i$ h  Z' r! P0 j" P7 @8 yThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# [4 [0 E0 o! yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% t, M, D$ `6 z! dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 v, b. \2 r0 g* qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ t4 L( g8 h9 X, u6 xback to sleep.

! k1 N+ ~/ ?3 Q; J% f: L9 ~The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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. G+ T0 ?/ G# \# d  R2 U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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+ Y/ t4 j/ G# C1 e/ c* dLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ N- F" b8 c0 y; q( _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* V1 m5 f9 h9 y1 g>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 s) z2 s. K5 p* e. f/ I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) O7 Y: a" k5 u0 H8 F" r1 V; G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

  l" Q8 R; K- Z9 d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( y# L! u3 u2 c/ \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  O; `+ S3 u; f9 q' k# p9 M; T/ y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( B0 f8 y+ {5 @( c* RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. g( ^! N2 @" F- g( bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" o$ T: m: W3 N) ~0 q) E3 P! h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ s0 z- o) e% A2 K* U: W1 ?6 K! Z* e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( K" k# L7 `3 b- ~$ P8 M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: l* H  L) A1 _+ \3 P6 W; w# [真聪明，偶像啊

9 ^5 ^, ]% O# v0 x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


+ {/ G5 P1 j' [( p全盘接受一下。

& W, L4 V% Y+ c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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; k; S3 ^. f0 c$ g8 Q  r别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 |  Q! d5 n4 M# H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

5 d# r6 Q, j2 v1 W$ r8 n. W真博学，偶像啊。

: w# s. R9 w* N* ?3 R) x7 _$ b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

# L- R$ q  e( ?3 p( g! L8 m/ p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
' r8 }7 o$ H- s+ l, m8 A9 m3 K" A9 R/ X大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' K& l$ X9 a! d$ N% v8 g$ Z& B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  [4 m; ]9 H& a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 T% I1 [, Q6 @6 ?- {* \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢