Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 A1 L( ~" m3 E9 t# j5 {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 ^% c! w# R( S1 C/ L: tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- l+ |) M; e# A; `5 V. z1 H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 y7 Q' N0 F, ^" a, nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# R3 Z5 ~: X3 f2 ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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# {) P1 ]+ e+ J2 k+ X* |Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ U  g6 |2 u- g$ n; Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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: a% a- r1 I2 G! O- ~7 H+ q1 y8 QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 m) h  \) q# i0 x% @back to sleep.
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) K) R: H8 B$ R. m/ lThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# y  H1 N2 {6 U' a8 P5 Q6 Hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' D' W. w& l4 }comes down with four?'

1 a( _4 N+ {$ r5 b! Y9 A9 mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  Y* z( @6 L* X' K1 C, r& l  w7 q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# |2 }( \" t. z% B" I; R) M% }>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ I9 ?* G" T8 x7 D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
' x/ d5 M, i1 g- ^+ p# J7 R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. d) m( d6 K/ [3 f; W>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: t. x. [7 O0 t>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% P5 V8 I4 q. i9 @A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 O6 s7 Q* Q' V' P- k# F4 b& |/ t: |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% F1 o2 T0 }0 G* b7 Z8 h0 a0 Rthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( G; n7 Y; w% ~, r9 V9 b真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 m/ g2 i* L1 B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

. j" Y0 Y8 G4 |" h" X真聪明，偶像啊

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, V: N8 x, g7 A全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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. P/ s1 r+ b$ e* g) o7 a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; c8 c- o8 w2 q; u2 ~9 n( n* P别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. w5 V/ Q5 C! H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 [1 Y- R0 U# F( b7 L真博学，偶像啊。

3 ?2 W; h; q7 e" A" m( I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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3 K/ |- O& ?6 |3 e& P1 m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
1 l0 c! ^1 I0 F% ~& A3 ~0 S9 U( {大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ ]$ d- s- {, u6 X! X0 ^/ X说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  U5 x0 j; N- J6 B紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢