Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 |1 ~! m0 M9 `8 x) g8 j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: ]) }+ [4 j! f% k$ k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 X( F4 a* t* c9 d  ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 e' T2 L! b9 aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ W/ ?* Q) T* P6 e5 ^4 ?2 o/ Syou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" Y. x9 R0 o5 ^* Q/ C will pay you $500.

% S* h2 m9 f6 p+ v, T7 w6 X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( V3 k* d1 e9 rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ N, z. O5 C& l+ k! ?" Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

; H2 n  U) }- n8 A( c5 q! bNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 g" q; S8 D3 Z4 @+ h2 cThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ i2 J  L- K# ~7 `( s; v) i1 creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! E+ z; z* o# f: H# iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( `* q- C, \; s5 C( kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 ^3 J. e4 ^3 i1 |3 K7 k7 o6 j* j. r# q" rand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

( g3 k1 A% C0 N; }5 W8 b6 SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 x9 ]/ H* c/ P6 j3 k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. b( O$ [1 F# Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 }9 z# P' i8 W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ d) M* e8 x) R0 W2 h" l4 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 b- c" u7 N: f9 _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) N& _& I3 c' X* F- V- K4 P/ [>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ k8 G% o$ c$ d/ J8 S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& ~8 K: L% x, D4 o; \' K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
. ^8 U/ Y+ a9 K- }>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( Z5 h) a) }1 oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) _4 v9 X' L9 n# _! l- |. ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 _+ M8 }" y$ |2 n7 Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 O+ u$ @5 f1 e# a$ }+ f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 H. p( D4 s4 ?6 \' v: Q2 s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% L& j' g; H- A3 h  F. K7 b7 ^真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) R8 Y' _5 L' U' W+ p9 ^  F/ S2 y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

# i1 A  v$ t4 P" g3 V( ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 C# X& M+ ^6 h8 ^& [3 k" y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( l4 j8 C" F7 t( \/ ^; w2 s多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, i, Z3 x' L! E! o: J/ f0 y- z: W. `真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# r( T) k, R4 v9 j3 j. ^9 X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- T' Q6 v' _: R* y; i* i* O4 M她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: R" f4 ]- \* A8 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" {; G9 a! r1 u& H& I* _2 `哈哈，你们在这开小会呢