Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 f. d  l# ^  ^4 T5 y3 ~  @' llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; b: A% ^' B) @- q: e$ Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, Y; y: B- s( \0 _the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) N1 x, |5 p: Z4 K( X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; B0 c$ F% `+ G6 b lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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* g5 [1 U) c  n0 A+ p! b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, U; r! Q+ H2 D5 E, Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- `# W% |. O) h8 \The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ k; _& U2 v; zpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  }  L* m3 @2 ^9 qlawyer.
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4 A% w- z& N0 NNow, it's the newfie's turn.

2 b. c* T# E% D  @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ _5 m  b" P1 ^4 r8 C% q) v( Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! b5 \+ t2 ?5 }8 r$ nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: q0 _% I; v- F8 Lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

" p) W1 l5 Y4 q* OThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ Y. K9 _/ d" i" J( t+ w9 u" \wakes the newfie up and asks,
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! J7 S5 P5 C: N3 N! ^, T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# ~5 L/ n( B3 S; q1 \$ F9 {comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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! k/ r( m! V6 [* `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 V! m0 r1 ~4 E. p+ x, }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 g) c4 P% a8 ?>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% U$ K% N9 e) Y( ^* G, U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ H- ~$ u5 \4 r' f+ C# H; m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" e: S  P  r6 t7 q' ?) q- N* O1 RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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& |$ f- u+ G4 k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# Q. a" C% @7 A3 W, h4 O- V. C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 ^: K3 b3 y: |  f# P/ [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 Q  g% c3 K+ V+ P, j* ~% n: P; Q: w4 h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' ^" r; u- {0 _0 w) V% E8 S真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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6 X$ x7 t, d1 v0 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 c8 Z) L, m9 F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- a9 w1 S4 X4 g2 ]& N1 D真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 s( [# M- U: M# Y全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" V3 n' p9 b  M2 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 g1 Q* w  E0 u3 b4 E* s  A4 w7 X你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& [0 D) Z. l$ @- J* U真博学，偶像啊。

: e9 E- a7 [. [! F( ?& i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

( I& h' Y6 l* C; y8 ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; ?) O, e# R& K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢