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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I; R0 o4 w" H* n2 `
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# a; }2 S9 z; v. K
you pay me only $5.
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+ ]5 K! y: d3 H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 T9 a& y- U8 K7 o3 k) n7 u
will pay you $500. % M! [' q3 e+ O3 L" b

- f' D& u+ o! \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ T6 W: e- I8 W* Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn./ w* x  o" t! W& x& C4 F% f

/ }* `% @0 Q* K, gHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 {) Q% W. A% O- R0 ?- Y" A
three legs, and comes down with four?' ' p( ~$ n7 `5 G0 [8 ]
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ c/ j# N* f6 k6 jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 W1 q6 d% X' C8 chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 ~6 l3 ?, d5 R
back to sleep. ) R7 O1 L9 P3 c

+ z: K" Q; i/ O/ }- B6 m8 K6 qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& ?1 K3 J/ \! r" N! i# T+ owakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; o% a8 U0 N- d  [3 [
comes down with four?' 2 b) x: r. y$ A
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $58 G0 D# q- @3 e0 _2 k" b
and goes back to sleep.: L6 z7 J% M/ K& l' {$ T

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: w1 D0 Z# e- Q- Y* A" ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' m$ x6 |1 F; z* M! U, B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & m$ E& L! w! }7 L1 p5 m9 |
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 I. F+ x: e# I; W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 ?( z9 t; w0 H4 n>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ! H% U/ Q. V1 p9 L2 s' b9 _, j
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ R" P$ L& b6 w' v1 ]9 ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 c# |, [% c% D# Y! |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 }; S: [# F' H9 r3 x% j! j# x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ; O2 a6 B9 s+ O8 O9 l
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ' M( d3 V5 l) T2 p- E
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ L1 K& G; C+ y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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; T; [+ P5 K, J: b6 wthe newfie would l ...

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% q; x; z6 [# P; v# a) q# K/ [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ Q2 X/ E4 [/ t0 E/ w9 s) Z0 S
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" l4 W- I, ~5 E* n: ~好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! v/ s% x8 _* f$ `0 g加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* c7 r5 J" H- ], Z真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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& ?+ I5 y4 H% o) j/ n- M; j5 s$ P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
  I8 W$ N/ V7 v! X) H8 e/ L“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
% f+ B: r- q& N2 j好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 b7 L! c  f! r+ w# S
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真聪明,偶像啊
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2 e, l* J: u2 |' p; s) X2 W7 H- n全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

; [3 g, v: m! {9 U% V' W真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ( q2 W( @" p# C: E. t" ^- z

/ u% V4 M8 V6 u) ?# B真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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9 X: A3 H, S% q7 p: t4 z  I别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 + ]2 C7 U3 X9 }
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  p# R: A# q1 C" n% V7 V0 U别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 o6 B$ z) X  L8 t你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 L: @& B0 V, b2 N3 @; q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: m. t6 P" C  b多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ X) t( a: Y3 }! t真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?1 F) y: }; T( d8 d5 J
大学教胖还差不多 2 q, o/ J' e6 b# J" f
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 q" o7 e8 {1 a! _# Y3 q紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " |8 X( C: ^" L
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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