Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# I: `4 `, l( I8 S+ hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 o4 p; t( B+ S5 p* x" [" \$ ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 S! E6 L! B4 i$ K; \, e he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* {- @( n/ \' p( k+ F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 K0 B, v0 B" [+ w# q% I  x* ]you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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" D1 s1 ]. ]. l) S# `The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 N; }) U+ O0 l" m; athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- j4 r& x3 Z- V" _4 Cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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- J( X7 N) ^+ FNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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! V: _  K+ W' MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 D2 q/ h- }" k% fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 V1 p- ]' R% I# ]) preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 c. N3 v5 z9 \2 v3 ]0 o$ xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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5 `8 o8 i9 j3 s) [5 XThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 y; V7 s+ ?% G0 x$ S! ?, D3 kwakes the newfie up and asks,
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- p" G9 j& g+ i8 A5 y' j'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( A0 {0 F$ q+ g! W) C9 w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 S# x4 _% |; ^- _5 L>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 p- P' b/ P1 J2 ?>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; I7 Y! P' R2 ?/ a9 Q/ l2 w/ b( ~>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

4 g$ O& i/ J* T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 m0 x! R) n: r' _& ]. F9 E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) k8 }7 v$ A! F1 {$ u- W>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
7 T% g9 l0 W9 |* `>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  `, ?& D0 _3 `A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% d; }6 j$ M: l' Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 T9 v4 h3 I& t& V% O5 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( B2 R# [( K, Y; G1 e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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& ^- x  H7 w2 e$ o: g- m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" n% j4 Y: c6 i" Q8 ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

5 Q0 h1 {' V# `% D, X! p/ J0 X真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

3 r* _: p$ f" @) n& L9 v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 x( j' i% v1 A: a! f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 P/ Q7 J9 X4 ?: i# F; o别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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- J2 o6 ?( |, [别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 ^( V* q/ B5 g; E; f* f  _% t你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 l. ?1 c" V: J# L6 U& q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: v1 W. \' ?& g* {% p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ }0 n! X& b" h4 _& s# ?7 T! w说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% B1 N. \: I+ u# A- Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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: G7 _( I. C6 @, B哈哈，你们在这开小会呢