Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, K( c. [( W; }: Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 I4 ?8 L0 g0 Z0 ]/ Z: H4 t lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 h! G6 V: k! Z$ zyou pay me only $5.

& j. I, O# q9 _ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' m2 {% f: G) x# n! G+ F will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 {" ~' \, L9 i; ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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+ n2 Y2 A( m$ m0 {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
; f+ ]0 B  d3 T1 x* ]5 Olawyer.

0 @( d3 R0 _3 ?& P+ R; {) d) |Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 ^' D: f- s' s9 Athree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" ]( M, Q7 P- ~, b. X0 Othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 F, c3 ?, p, s. J/ Zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; c( D* K8 C5 \+ ^: C: C% Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, ~. N9 }# \' P2 H% v7 Nback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( z6 Z9 S( i- ~5 |9 N# D* ~wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  `* d3 s: P% m# h  N: q" z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- q3 I. ^8 n( Q7 K7 U$ W/ \comes down with four?'

7 v+ J* I5 ]( _: dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# T6 w, X7 M" t4 J: t8 C7 Qand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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, P1 o# K5 R( k( FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 e: u( J( j: }: f+ T* |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 R: {5 d" ^0 Q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ @: O- h5 w4 S3 k/ S) {9 w>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 P2 K% L& M. b>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( V8 \8 @# c$ V& v5 g  j1 e: d- L; _9 x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ B% K8 _/ Q4 I>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' {$ _! i: f: |# `9 V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: O7 k# A$ C6 x1 u4 v- k# B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 K- @! [4 c% N; o! Z* s, k  w- QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 ]! J5 q' w$ p* jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

7 c) Y9 x  X) _" _" n

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 J' Z% A6 `  }, l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 Q, g5 f: b; J. ^0 H/ |+ m! j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 M' P$ B1 o. e& @- `1 Q真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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+ D+ C1 h  w% {8 |% f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) g- q& j+ k; I. W5 O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 j! b, X( @$ t/ Y: X4 x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 }4 L  g5 C. g2 c; [7 ]& O2 m/ A% g真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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$ H4 @5 E. q; s  X$ N; r$ r$ t1 V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


3 _4 a1 h7 n  B+ U! z9 x全盘接受一下。

2 a* \; b/ B  B. {/ h# g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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/ q( S$ u0 e) C7 `; x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, T3 H- F5 b  v; L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

3 w( y0 \& J. U( Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 V9 Y; j# M! k3 c% n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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1 F0 P7 F# r$ D0 C0 s( w# |$ l哈哈，你们在这开小会呢