Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- W8 b8 v" m1 L2 ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( e3 [% M" w4 c. n% a8 \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* f* k2 M2 E) O  W/ Z9 vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) b: u, B8 e% ~5 x8 { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* ~& r8 S5 d% y1 ?: [' | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ `! L5 K0 o$ R; w2 k. i8 G( H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) K5 V5 Y) a" O. F0 F6 o; D% vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- C2 A# x" j% [) s1 q0 x( Oyou pay me only $5.

2 K/ z7 u4 g) e% g1 r! _ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 x2 f: M0 y6 u$ b' YThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

5 _& q0 C# x& l, b& HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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" l4 ~8 {  Y! q+ b" {* RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

- A2 l) t' ]& F4 d* b, cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

6 v! g3 _. `' o$ MLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 s& n1 H% M7 S5 G8 I. |# r>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" W( U+ |' G. G) y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- i/ R3 `$ ~4 O) D2 d>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 v! p* U, A2 H% r>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 n  k) }4 k3 g$ Z4 z( K- O& r>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 m- i4 K7 J" V1 c3 A% \5 p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 ^+ u; b& Z* ~1 ]/ j>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 `" s5 l* f( \2 a/ ?A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ p* _, ?1 d+ Y* @. A1 h) mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 I) P# c# [# m* D( m# L2 \. B5 ?; Lthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 K& A9 [" C  J9 p/ l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



: f6 j$ l8 o; M' D/ @7 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) U. ~6 t: E# O/ m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# }7 f0 b5 c( ]6 I别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 {/ `9 s5 |7 _3 A) l) z) _她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' n3 v! f' M  ?# v' L2 v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢