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( `- J( ?0 a5 D: X, Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb: J$ v4 l+ ]; @) j; D
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. E- j( k7 f/ \9 Z6 K$ Y4 i Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# E% z- H2 \7 N2 ]4 P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The0 Z4 N i" l4 L- a) D5 c$ t) H) V: H
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 v+ r5 O1 [! I1 O" x
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,( o# l; i" t4 `- X7 k% M" j7 Z
you pay me only $5. - w9 U ^) X1 I% O3 s
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 b6 g2 G; ?; d) M9 u
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 j" a1 s& n C, j/ {1 OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: D1 o5 C' u$ F3 y- K1 Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 4 P' W8 ?) R7 b" S
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- M( i# h O/ V* z( _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.0 R7 [+ |9 u4 M5 l/ m# }, F7 i
! h; ]- d5 X% Z& T) _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 t2 ~2 M, N) w- S0 Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 n7 ^( Z% Y4 O( a) areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all- K2 X0 z$ X- D5 G
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 c8 U2 m8 m; K6 P4 P) q' I# fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& ]& D4 s* S& R9 B3 hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' U: E& G! X% V7 {. e
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( x: s# [" b. i* f- _6 T
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, m( w3 m* z0 r4 e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and& W" X5 ^9 g/ Y5 f
comes down with four?'
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) d5 L/ u/ _9 l M* A c" rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5. H- g( C% t" n8 T) C7 s8 ^
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
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