Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" o0 s) i! L/ F7 T4 G; X+ K! tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 ]" g7 l. q4 {& P4 d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 \  K! _+ A& [$ W0 u) |8 K  G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 n* S* Y* s/ a# H) o2 \, b4 n0 R3 sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

. q& ]7 ]3 h6 ^# l- S2 m$ I: I9 w- a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# t) s: j+ Z  E0 C" H$ dThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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3 x# P! ~9 \, n/ w5 P- ~' cThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" H4 f. d' _- Q- npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

7 J! u* x! C$ ]- y$ }He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 P! y0 G8 z7 i2 W2 O9 U' L8 aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) `5 H$ H) B# }2 ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# q6 ^: n6 ]5 ^+ o% Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 R0 j1 G* A4 P% w/ Y5 a8 {back to sleep.

, V% d. s" x; W8 p, W8 @The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

# M/ N+ S( m, k0 @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

, R0 ^6 n% N* MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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/ k4 N; [  z; g+ w. G! PLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: _# v; o( s  Q% K- W6 S/ ]4 W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; }/ A5 w+ e& B& z  n1 P" l, X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! x) w4 M/ m8 c1 m! E+ @6 [( Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ f5 U6 i# l$ E. X+ |6 \>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 E. G0 S" U' U! h5 `+ m; H  I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ @1 P' R: v3 L" q* h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 m, D$ _/ Q" O2 u, [" N& S0 a>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* Q& t3 b! Q5 x# q8 F1 x4 I' zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# J0 L# `$ ^( Z3 d; Zthe newfie would l ...

% q! }2 a3 E" T, a- m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, y3 c1 c4 ~. p3 z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# x4 b$ ~/ c$ N: P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! P  P6 y$ H+ O% e8 n( n真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: r5 ~, x  b) ?0 |/ S7 x7 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ w( s' t" B2 K. @0 ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 i4 {& l- m% R1 `. e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

# O7 h! @: O+ k; K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



8 b% o# s9 E* g+ s6 x别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 R4 ]. K1 ~$ ]. t- i多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% _1 `+ {; m/ v1 ~) J大学教胖还差不多
1 l, H3 k) `# b; |$ K% K! G' b她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) d) A' S9 a2 [- b6 M哈哈，你们在这开小会呢