Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 ^& t" ?  c( h3 E7 `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; i5 L$ ^# O9 T1 k7 o" t* {3 Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- |  ]! F+ V3 Y2 r' }9 v will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 a. i& w! g8 wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- W3 r. R3 {- q: t1 ^/ VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) Q! F$ o6 }3 s& G' g/ m' D* W& Othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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- G; z; k1 }9 G" kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- |. J  \+ |$ ^% t! O" z$ u' npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ R/ F& E( d7 E3 r- u5 }lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" X$ [- S8 u( h! Dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

6 d4 b' T: ^! \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% \0 W5 b& I& c' o. ~, lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% Q7 R! l9 E# {, E) H' iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! J: U4 |# g0 W# R8 dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; d. d0 Q" d: b- Y9 Jcomes down with four?'

2 r4 Z6 G2 \/ e6 zThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, F6 B1 u' r! ?! y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 A2 g4 R& f6 ]) Z+ Q( h1 e. y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 G& A: {9 N+ ~. g6 M  O>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 s' |/ Q) p$ [>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; d" P5 P* m" i>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( t2 g& r- I6 o+ \: d>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
5 ]* a! \% l8 `& t9 o* }1 q8 Q1 C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
$ i2 |4 q' h/ ~+ z4 W! c( VA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* s9 f, V/ ]  d* l  {% Y5 {( k9 Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  p, u8 ~6 h, Z( K9 Kthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 |# A$ w  i. B4 w+ E9 d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* B' a) R3 j5 r; }- b$ R5 U真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# n7 V/ C! q' y- V7 M真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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: I2 s* w% s/ O( z7 ^) T. i) G全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

( v  d9 |; _  U* }' w% t& m5 \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



, m! D2 ^2 S6 K. f* J别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 U1 g/ z6 r8 v/ h( g+ w3 s多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' m4 @: y4 M) ~! l  s5 f1 G真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ _' q- L& i0 v! m9 Q- C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ P/ C, }" d* V! T' K( v她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' r( c8 r$ q# G) c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- g$ R' [2 P* g8 d( g3 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 I* q4 `( B% g4 ~哈哈，你们在这开小会呢