Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 d4 Z2 \' Q- Y# i" B8 Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ D1 i4 L, `/ ~% s9 sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# }; p! {8 V8 t$ p: P The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 p4 e3 n" w0 W: G0 @, ~% W+ x% _ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& S+ F+ j" w, u' @7 V" Jyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

$ t5 O# e) k% |3 O5 k/ U5 E This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 J4 i0 z- A  ~( R7 m7 u* Z$ a9 `  B7 qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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1 N+ O( V4 n7 m# x0 E2 b) v# |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' _: Y" ?3 r5 `! c, I* B3 O/ A: cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

8 G! v+ l' V: O& `# oNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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; k4 e+ O% J$ }7 u5 _; `$ p' yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 b4 O+ D3 C4 W0 `- M' N9 Y7 Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 j8 ^; y* f7 G% V, kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 x+ i$ E) m: p# v, v$ E8 xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' `; m) L! g8 p1 Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& z6 Z, X) k/ pback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

3 U2 A% n; \& c! t# |8 e) K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 A! @0 O" z4 Q3 \4 r9 ocomes down with four?'
, \- \* ?# r9 U2 k! ~0 @( H
7 M3 |/ s' z* t- lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 ^: A/ k0 q- A# G0 Xand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

8 h* W* V* t: M/ p7 p: H& SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 H' e" T" L- W& ?>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. k% I, r1 p6 s! J' A>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 w6 R% i8 ]1 M7 ?>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, B" Y% ?9 F- J* B. T/ G% i5 X>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 p; t3 _" y& ~* c' E) x/ ]7 `' L. Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ W7 T& b7 O7 d; t, v( g+ S9 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% ?4 r1 p; c+ F4 o5 eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ d- Z* L/ l  u7 Vthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  l) m5 J8 m6 Z) M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  E* y$ K2 p7 `! Q0 s, t4 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  f! U3 Z' ?3 a1 G* q2 i  o( Y+ }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


) b) V9 W0 ~5 W) q8 }- `
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% S2 e7 x  j# |( p# e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. u/ S, Y' ^7 C/ m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 t6 f5 U$ b! @1 I9 d& W  g6 W真聪明，偶像啊

) l" T& M% o+ j: }$ F+ _5 Y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

6 k6 d) _2 T5 s2 ~3 Y: X0 Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" X% W8 T5 u' u  R5 T# L. |. s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ E3 p, ?* s) M$ G: R别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 ~1 w+ d, q: _3 ]5 `你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; H9 r0 b& \7 G( q3 N7 Q' R4 ~加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

* w- ]3 x8 g1 ?' g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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0 y2 A7 K- e  E6 e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
5 o# U$ Z5 ?7 {6 |大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( z2 H* ^1 D/ C6 E7 {# c3 D说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢