埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 5524|回复: 20

Newfie Joke

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 m' y) D+ e- e* e
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 U4 |7 o4 Z& ?: \
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; r; G$ S. \  |2 L* t) g
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
& a: U9 w  h1 D) L/ s) w  
3 D3 V  P/ k4 M( [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  U9 @6 m( @! _& W) r% w1 Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  q( c9 S$ l3 x! K/ I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 W$ i' x) ?5 e8 hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,5 [9 v4 D9 j# B; `: r0 k
you pay me only $5. 9 h3 m3 v6 \" z8 @5 e# t

3 Z5 @: n/ g/ N2 Y1 H, R; |8 D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. u+ @7 A% a6 A# Y7 I5 f will pay you $500. 5 ~  l" W. B+ ~0 U- L; \4 Q

% r7 H: l; P2 w5 E* _! J7 s& C; L- I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ V$ E+ h7 |0 S1 S. @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. * B' Q0 r6 R  D: M. ?

2 O* h- I* c! x. c) zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( q/ z/ f6 H5 Q, \" b$ {0 Y) [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
6 Z/ y3 E$ p7 j4 e; c# k& B6 d6 @8 b9 v
The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. M3 e3 Z. L# T1 U. x  Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the* ]! F5 ~" D' C; }! r% @+ z7 G
lawyer.   L& W- i, M7 t8 B

( S* M, ?$ D$ v1 k, c+ Q7 dNow, it's the newfie's turn.0 e; r. a3 j9 a5 e$ k
, T& A3 A$ ^: ?+ y1 d
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with4 Z/ g* \% j/ H
three legs, and comes down with four?' % l$ I3 c& |; E6 u0 |! }& |
2 S1 X/ u* C5 V7 y5 {
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  q* O5 {" f2 {) w; yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all: V' x; l# x* q* R) q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! U7 r( v8 A" }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and( J0 f- c& S* X+ H/ c' Q4 H' c0 E" H4 }
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right# a# U5 k# f8 B5 k$ J
back to sleep.
) D2 T( N! y+ X, {9 _# y1 r2 ~4 _( D9 B
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 V; o7 L* x$ W
wakes the newfie up and asks,
* g$ v% g6 Z- O( o4 {
! W8 [. Y8 |6 T1 N, l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and7 E- k& U9 h- |. s9 h* C0 T, O
comes down with four?'
8 w5 M0 u9 E) a7 g5 O  v
. m5 h5 S' i9 G$ r# Z9 i3 iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 Y) m$ j+ e/ @+ Y: ^# d" Sand goes back to sleep.
8 Q; l6 x; m! Y+ k! L
4 G2 v3 Q7 b, X- U$ T
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!5 L8 M; J7 O; }1 R) M7 k: M

0 x( z7 U- V: k* p$ T: @0 ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& y8 [& p4 E  B  p

! i- a# f4 ]0 m/ x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 a4 Y5 g$ @! E6 I>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 Q& R, c4 [+ j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 7 }0 f6 p- G( U- T
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 1 d8 y+ j7 b" T3 O) c6 x
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
/ N; N) Y6 B% P9 e# v; Y& x& S- f. J: z
>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ }4 Q- @7 h  U$ v# ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 2 O9 Z2 y' m: H" o7 T: v
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more . ?/ m7 j0 ^: ^4 ~; A5 J
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 _+ @5 C& I' I' ~# {7 p0 J& ~>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
( n" S. |, v; X5 F
* d) W6 l6 J# S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 4 E0 Z; x1 x& E6 `4 J2 u% Q
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 X& p2 L8 d2 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ' t1 j8 z- `$ n. r3 S3 G
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : H& Z4 U! E% O+ t4 Y) P$ W
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% I7 c7 }# c. S$ e
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: B+ Q! [. ~3 O: |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if: u% X" b* ~& C0 l
the newfie would l ...
- Q; ], t+ M3 G, N8 U& `6 S
6 S8 ^( c0 i' Q7 s
! Z% ?( i0 }4 K) Z
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ K& \& m1 o7 ^' [+ ~' Z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# z4 T& ]; Q; H" j: G好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ D# z- [% f. c$ {加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
0 C: q8 n; E9 K- |9 t
真博学,偶像啊。
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 3 ~0 g5 T3 {; T* y- m

2 a0 G# @7 d$ g- B# ^( L& Y
6 n6 C( u$ g6 W, T" o2 E- S
) E( W1 P8 C/ u3 N3 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: R9 ], g. z/ U+ b# d
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" b* q8 t! I7 n' q( Q! o好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
7 z. f% G' Z7 ?! I5 K3 m* E
真聪明,偶像啊
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 \8 V8 C5 V% ?( Q5 h
) }- U: T2 f/ y+ R
真聪明,偶像啊

0 w' q5 Z2 u$ J/ m3 t- a+ r& F' _6 B
全盘接受一下。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
% O5 M9 c( T3 F- x4 w7 [. w9 l' ^& b/ C. |+ @! ]) o$ h) K% Q

, J2 h0 W( D% ^' p全盘接受一下。
( ]2 _3 [+ O$ t& X7 R1 P5 ~$ e
真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
" _# i! X" n' |* v% b9 G+ ^- o% ]
) ^& E* w' A; z& Y% p真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

7 N3 Y, v2 t9 T3 Q6 U; P
) v6 g: v9 c- f0 f7 V
" z: q8 W) [6 `( K  \: Q; C% t别把我往坏路上领啊。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
1 D" U  ^) s/ C7 m3 q. h) Z. G+ }7 _  u3 h7 K

& E5 x1 b. `) v# b; i6 b( ]% g" ]* p
别把我往坏路上领啊。
  q& v* h* i  R3 k
你已经在路上了
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 k5 w5 z+ [1 w0 a; K$ Q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
+ P5 @7 b. M9 r' R0 h, b+ }
多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
5 N* C: _2 k* y4 d+ q* e$ u4 l! o; }* v3 Z+ L
真博学,偶像啊。

* C: l% g5 \0 P# G大学教授哦,能不剥削?
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 / b# a" s3 }( M/ e7 P

2 t* D1 ?' f. e  T大学教授哦,能不剥削?

$ ]% `; V/ y1 p6 v她是大学教瘦?
; g  X  G- W+ W6 B0 d. P大学教胖还差不多
; u) b+ {) D+ }2 A) M" g1 q$ F她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' K9 |! V+ f6 S. s
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# v5 P6 K$ L9 o$ Y! ?! ~, _说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 q7 w+ C, N4 r0 _$ ?2 X, y9 L
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! i6 O- F+ o6 E$ T& U7 _
# X* P, J# E/ L哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
大型搬家
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-6-8 09:25 , Processed in 0.165517 second(s), 27 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表