Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( s- C; d3 ]: [$ s1 O7 L2 Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  f  Z! e+ a3 Y: T8 N" ?that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  s& r& _3 o2 |! ~ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. |# e2 g+ U- M. j: x he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ q$ D1 D" D2 i0 i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

5 X. Z( `9 J  G/ g0 E" F You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 B+ d5 c" e) G6 S6 p+ w0 Z+ n will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 q% Q8 o7 p! s/ o1 pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% \+ z7 o2 f2 v# SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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2 N) X5 ~# ^/ t: k( AThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. j2 P  a3 B( C9 O6 opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

& M4 R3 y6 G8 eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( g9 p1 ?, s8 m7 b- TThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 G3 X" z0 @. Y% z) R1 hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" ^5 {; a3 G( w* u, Y8 Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 Q, v" Q3 e4 w( {4 h" ~( V, ?) j: {hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  [1 l, \* T* ^# E3 x2 Rback to sleep.

! S5 ?9 M( [4 H+ R* QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% ?! f5 ]: P" r" g' }  lwakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ T" b9 G( `/ e0 y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 m3 m9 F- `8 g1 X2 E9 qcomes down with four?'

6 t' H( k: y$ R& S$ y$ hThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 K: _/ y0 G& r9 ]and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

" ]2 U: F# X+ f3 q3 M4 ULawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 L) {0 J+ o9 S$ T" b' z" a>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' s( z6 R! r4 |  ?' Y) M4 {7 L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# _7 a$ O& t& G" y9 M: X) E: C& M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 _1 a- X/ T" [  N) V5 d% m7 S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

/ X0 `4 D) u( v2 X& T+ r5 K>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 Z; F4 h/ e% U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 [4 [$ I, }4 E6 g+ j9 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% H" c) H! W7 T6 Q$ i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ n# ^/ M; S" H8 B  Zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# ?; l# }  x% @( }the newfie would l ...

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7 s0 R  R& I0 \. n7 z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% C/ y* r' h9 u; k9 h- o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ Y, L  N! c7 m/ O6 Q- g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ A& f% ]) x3 \& m! O% m真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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' u! \& Y' ]2 O. H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 c7 y9 u' ^8 r2 O6 ^# J真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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1 g1 B5 y9 T* [" E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: ^7 x1 C+ _& v1 M, |全盘接受一下。

8 T6 I1 J) {( v  X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



! Z4 `5 d; y: ?7 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ k* E  F/ p4 |" ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 L+ ^: x9 Y) M真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 L8 R$ d) {9 b. c1 O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! F. }' `" I1 S- o她是大学教瘦？
2 g6 \. s3 O! }% S; J& |& I大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 v* C+ B7 }$ v$ d$ _9 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! i+ u& S, B8 ?& ~2 [( z/ P: k哈哈，你们在这开小会呢