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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 J, _* ^% C4 ]5 X8 H+ [8 a: q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb/ E; w4 b/ L- x! Y/ I& I' K" h
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 H: t5 T7 R! d
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 w" d4 i% }: Y5 j2 E: v) e+ }  x
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so6 f: j6 l; m! E- N5 Z0 s& Y
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) z# k9 d( U8 v- t& I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I! ?6 V6 l6 {/ d, {1 H  m( E- b
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,) ~2 t6 f2 c- f" L/ \1 S5 j' z
you pay me only $5. ) Y  X2 u) y1 M, f9 A# ~' a
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep6 S* @0 k# n# K, f0 p9 \
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. - W/ _8 _, T% M" w8 d/ B, J8 }- n2 y
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his; @+ K7 s% t) B: {, t. x
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the2 u' f, T" P' ?2 X1 ~
lawyer. 5 C; [; s7 f% I0 Z9 C
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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4 b3 @" C4 \: G; Z: V2 T4 z: Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour) a) ?0 J, m* k' F
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and; @5 T7 G: B8 v) x
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right7 x) o2 J! {, ]! i
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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0 u+ {2 L0 j8 u5 @1 G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and6 k: G% f+ L( Q' Q
comes down with four?'
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( ~( Y+ O6 V' E: cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5: W0 C: h. O3 G. k2 s0 T3 w
and goes back to sleep.
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理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!9 O& p. H- @; K

, o8 W! z7 n0 A% B( B7 i) rLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the4 s: a9 {1 x+ L0 F5 n. Z* M9 L

' T" o6 i% t2 \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 @" H8 X, J- {2 m7 g0 X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason , t  l! _' U! D% y- O6 {7 m$ F) V
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ [' P% K) a& w, _" |% k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 w) ?. M0 w& U) Y7 v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct. ?' c% G  f# u: S9 S( G

) e( ?/ B. T# \; c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research . `5 C0 B; D# c! l2 o- r% p% O
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 4 ~1 m* R9 m( C4 }
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 U$ T$ }( c& c/ w( n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, # a( ~" T/ ~5 [2 Q8 ~1 N# K: E* C4 D
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three/ P' O9 e' D$ W% b7 U

0 f  y) N  @: v  \* Z# |% h  S# N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  P5 s9 ?* l" k, j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- ?8 |9 ~( ~  |2 z. p9 @( J6 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand % [4 ~8 d0 ~7 D% c: L2 q$ e
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. r* e0 S6 C8 L9 W& d- dA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 r+ y* J  K( \4 ~& O# Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 s2 |& d. X7 D; B6 ?/ K/ wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* E1 t4 q. f3 vthe newfie would l ...

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8 x+ X, b& e9 g9 e6 q! l好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
& y1 p$ r9 s; A6 M/ K: N% p" H( y& V“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) d3 q6 }% I! r8 h2 T
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; B8 Y- s0 ]. u5 N2 }# j  {5 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 - W# _, h% I) `4 {2 h8 B5 O
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 l0 o/ \% n' r- V+ @. f8 Q" u& s
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 k3 G) M; q: J
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / G8 R: _7 k$ z7 Q4 [, S! Y
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真聪明,偶像啊
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. z. s: I. G" j: z* ]# s+ F全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & h# W! M$ f- l, }! v7 w% r
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 + x& i9 x7 m( C4 m1 q* t. a" {
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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! p4 p0 X. @) P1 U别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 * @8 U6 F8 ?7 F3 s" j

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& M( w% l( s0 x! t别把我往坏路上领啊。

) }/ c3 V  M' V- v4 H你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& i$ y9 `# c6 c$ a9 z1 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: w  [7 N. i# K0 m9 H多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ O# ]9 o# g5 s3 G. l
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真博学,偶像啊。

* _9 y! T. M  c) `6 Y+ r! y大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' |9 T9 D# \% i4 t! z大学教授哦,能不剥削?

2 ~. F" o3 \, J  C! l6 ^$ F她是大学教瘦?
9 C6 ?- U' d# `+ D" p( k+ |大学教胖还差不多   B. A4 f# s" F( {! x9 d2 ?/ \
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & P- k( L8 o+ W0 [; q6 C
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ A& H; K' d( }' M. j, o说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 Q- `7 y% q1 a8 @. l: p
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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