Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* i" B; N  V4 z8 m0 y0 T
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( v* ]0 [1 k& b6 {5 bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 G; e' f# N6 `. z& f& h4 `. ^( q
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; |2 Z* X( O- @% z
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# |' a3 {1 K# @! r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 M) q3 U5 l) y! a5 F- qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- K8 u6 W6 n6 s* h! n' q; syou pay me only $5. 9 p! x4 e2 N7 t3 r5 e
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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' _( E5 j$ V2 y+ C% m: ]. y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his3 R0 z' i+ ?( |. y
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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) N6 \* x' V5 s; rNow, it's the newfie's turn./ O2 i! |' I6 A3 H9 a7 O

6 e- ~" h8 }6 x9 g& J1 q- LHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  s1 R6 O8 f& W8 Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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& E1 r6 {9 m6 `) o) R* |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all4 i7 r3 l7 m' C. J& P
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all: p# ^& a7 u! f9 D' a4 [& j
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour. @+ S5 B6 F3 |# K1 e
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 ?+ ]: }+ b7 ?4 C2 B  zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He- }, h/ U/ q9 k1 ?  J
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5# U1 p: ]+ ~# I/ K5 v3 w
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 6 I4 A; Y" d2 L4 ], G9 e+ G
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, q( E) ~2 k, V1 f5 g
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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1 o. a: {* F/ Cthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 s8 K' A, ~8 t' }2 K
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 / ~% N9 r% D* E' c5 }' u9 `9 J

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ a6 Z. E: E  b5 w8 X7 N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，8 ~  q, K. k  `+ N; R; ^$ |
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 * b6 Y3 K7 U" ?# ]0 m

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 u2 @$ j2 F9 [2 j7 Z$ c
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' \$ W7 t" P+ R/ a8 F) N

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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! u( e5 n1 x' x# o& T+ s( W4 q9 @( B
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . l5 z, r: r) t0 ~$ I4 s& B. U
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + E) S/ G0 i; R" N) K/ m" v
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 F3 r6 w+ B% g. I/ [. o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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