Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& c' z" t& \6 ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, o0 f  o5 r$ N- M" Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
! e% T. d" G" \, \: ^( ? The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 L7 H4 ^9 _7 }- L" h& I# Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 }$ ^! X! v6 Q$ H4 oyou pay me only $5.

; Z& ^9 M1 D% ~" B You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! z7 c5 p( Z& @6 T& P will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) l; G1 w! O$ m8 R* wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ T  x" l2 x" {0 c; {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& x% w( v; k, o. k7 x3 Glawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

" N4 y2 q1 R, X8 s. {3 gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! I3 d( {5 X; u' [! uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 I: J9 D2 P  e" I; d, C* v2 m: Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) A5 |! t8 c9 g5 V' vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' h+ i% n0 n# J: I, i9 m, cback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 R( k& J  Z; |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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. k3 ^3 }, k/ {9 _+ ^) w( ~8 CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: \" k1 r# }9 z8 T' T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

& U* m) X" V% ^- F>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; j" r3 ^( N/ s) Z2 ?4 _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: Z/ Q  J; _  S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, p9 H0 T; J9 e9 x  [>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 |+ k: P/ t. t4 ^) f% F. I9 e  E% ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* l, l& T! h$ F1 ]1 N+ Rthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 N7 C! u  v- R; C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ u2 S4 \7 ^! @0 l& M; P6 O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 h- J, P& Q9 j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# |, ^6 y/ r$ x* W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; k0 Y+ z% W* Q真聪明，偶像啊

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* T0 o1 i  i8 D& e2 k9 l" t全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

. u" `6 f6 |" L0 k6 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& [; v0 a5 m% `9 Q& b5 g" @& B别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 M: ?2 W+ @- P% D/ y. u她是大学教瘦？
$ B5 u9 O8 z/ y3 l4 m' w: s大学教胖还差不多
4 W- {( l: d8 q4 Z% l她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 A8 \2 A: h$ L; [2 G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ l* j1 p9 w5 U3 g说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  ^8 o( j3 S7 x/ \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢