Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 Q7 x! Y. k$ h3 L" I6 k( R  Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 B: L( t/ j! Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
& |. ^. T7 h& f: F  E  Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* F) E9 _0 h. G; n/ g7 r- T he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& s5 s& r/ p# Q" Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% [! w, A/ t! I0 J. xyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: T4 t' B. i6 W  V will pay you $500.

! X$ B6 r: S1 i( Y3 A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( D0 V& G) u* q+ u' Athe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. z4 F% h, U. Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

5 F( w) \/ Q. s- |: i& [Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
5 b$ M& v0 m. {/ O4 ^) @, P4 Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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# M" l# M7 S1 E  \  n* N% Q" IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( ^3 p1 J, h: L# R0 n! |7 }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 q' t, P* D3 k5 }the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
5 @8 K+ j- _" W: v; t% |! I' F. Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

) k7 Q0 c: q$ p6 s, c4 K$ Q- O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

/ n# h  m" j+ O6 vThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 \( U) [; I. x3 T" H>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 j1 R5 v7 X: Q, h( N$ u' ]! g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 ]; k& ~2 x; D' `9 O' m>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
' i3 M* O1 S: L/ ]1 P( V0 {  A0 w>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( k$ `+ l2 ~. g/ M- D: C- `>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 [, H9 q: a$ ]* UA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# }5 x' B5 i0 `8 s& olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ A0 b# r/ [) W1 qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; q, b5 H* [/ [4 x/ ^9 m( zthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 m( i' i" T- }* P. ?. H7 b5 H/ ^* c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 }- c. j! L6 n6 i4 K1 ^$ ]好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 \0 G! t! l) g& m- e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% l: M( \6 m0 ~- R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 b6 ]$ S8 j" j2 R( e6 b真聪明，偶像啊

9 q/ v# P- Z* Q: x" ~. ?6 S, h全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

) I$ y' e) z2 u  l9 _5 V别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% @  _( K8 m+ n别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& }% G" q& N" W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' A2 Q3 ]' \. g1 t' I, |; \& x$ ]5 x5 t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: q) E" ]. q" F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
, |1 K/ i: l5 h/ N% ~) k6 |6 x! i( O大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# s! h& y" _1 V  ?" A4 S! V说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ R: k. H2 b: [& c3 ~( M* H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢