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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; ?% ^. z9 C) Y2 @
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" N* ~7 E0 q1 P: S. xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 t& m# D, j  |9 x" ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so6 B6 b8 }: m1 y  f
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The7 W6 S7 y+ u0 p* n
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I, G& L, S; ?: i  J5 i- [, C* ]
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, d  g* ^: Y* k# i. M! s4 ]you pay me only $5.
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' @' a+ {7 g; y7 S3 c6 M; l- M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I! A8 j0 U+ V! s1 l* f
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep3 X5 m- u# h# J  k. j/ {
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. + L% {# c. C2 X) g/ Y! T# @

$ r: A6 s8 j8 u. ^  i# ~; o: nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's8 O1 B$ j' C; s5 |1 c
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 0 @& K2 B* W8 ^7 C3 U: G
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his3 W% I% h- _" ^: x' ~; H3 i9 ]
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the/ h; i3 s) m, m" S3 {$ E4 T$ b
lawyer. 2 ^6 m4 a, w8 u' x
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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three legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 M6 i/ i; t" \2 q8 u4 W0 e. L, G6 i& Q( ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; A! e) a9 }! [# m% M
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and0 w8 ~" _2 N, [. x4 ^# u4 m2 ]
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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. Q' z" P& {3 jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& L, [' B) w- b3 p8 }9 t3 @# Y9 t
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 `( y/ e* B0 p$ K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 V: ^- S) `5 u7 ~/ q) |comes down with four?'
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4 |# v; D" y' L! mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $54 R! ^' Z* n' I7 A( R/ X! ?3 y" n- B
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the" y  A: x# i3 w- t; D
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* [! d1 B4 O& v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason / m& G+ U$ g/ S8 ^5 K
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 4 O! q  n9 e) N9 g: d
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, : D" g1 Q- H1 c! f
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 W/ r5 `! Z! k# u% e>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 7 F( ^9 _0 L* m# u5 r! Q
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, I9 Z) j) I- X( U: F$ [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 }% w  r6 S# M" A' G6 o0 d>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: `$ l& x) ^; p8 Z4 G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three1 a, z; V  w; G' ?1 Z  U
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's , ]& K7 Q! \' o; M& L* {( |/ g) ^
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 ?9 N- U# ?1 U, t/ {* s  a* E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 1 ]8 e4 \: s: X9 H8 @
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 - f% n+ y' w+ ^- m6 }, M3 W
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" L  K. W; [! N2 _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb' [; Q7 x( T+ e# r2 |4 ?4 y' ]' o
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if7 q3 ?; f1 ?" N% O. u6 h
the newfie would l ...

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7 ]" _! n2 J- s% f  v7 V5 C0 o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ p5 {% z' g/ h) T
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
& Y& h" ]3 O) {5 i4 G) a) U好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / w. p, W! Z: L$ v) \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. a5 l( o. c) n  r! B真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 ]6 `7 @- o/ E7 M8 n' g
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,/ [& v8 s  \. J; M7 l5 x
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' j0 T$ U& S8 D. t
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 X5 A. ?& {; i+ R( s
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; x( F7 f  b5 w) D3 B# B! G全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 " }  u. h1 j; k

9 |3 K5 J3 B0 S# C* k8 |$ |. d! P, [真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 + W  N( N) y8 \7 a+ e+ f8 r. E( Y

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 E( m+ B  Q8 W; [3 E你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% C& g: G1 A1 B1 }8 n! a. v加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 z% O5 {; l. T! ^1 s' i" f大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  J1 q2 x# b' `1 g4 O0 |大学教授哦,能不剥削?

7 i$ o0 L5 X7 }0 v2 v3 A她是大学教瘦?, {5 K/ w& b- g1 e
大学教胖还差不多
3 Y  Y  u3 {! J# L- A' B# ]" m0 P她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " }+ w& P$ P4 E" U& ~0 h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . s1 x9 [# ]7 F3 V+ p# ?
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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