Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% v  e& \* a6 s3 {: A8 |1 j he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* ?) @7 _! o9 u* I8 vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

3 W! G, v8 s2 C: [4 G' d' N. F You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- T8 }- f! _0 ` will pay you $500.
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  F: d) l! P' |3 i0 g; H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: ?  e) }9 p0 q2 c9 Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& ]2 ~0 n9 y* `$ c& wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- T9 n4 l( d3 D# V& h! `6 D4 dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) i  {% e$ D4 pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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& e( Z( G: k& j2 TNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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# J9 i. I  I. `9 u' h+ x5 q0 K+ W7 k% sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. X* @6 ]0 a* d6 R: A5 Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 [. K! n7 v$ i0 P+ o4 pThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 b1 D2 r( s; V2 vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ s3 ]* |% L5 h% @! `3 Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; D* a' X/ V0 i1 i3 O. y. fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! H0 T+ O7 b# yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 t/ T- P# A# i* P' V. H2 o9 @back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 v+ Z8 [1 U( R3 x' o% ~+ |! Mwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
: _, P$ u5 M) z+ `  mcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
9 H- C6 O, i! U6 o, Eand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

+ [% w* d/ }7 W0 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
( e/ f$ x; e7 K4 |, k* F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 Z7 C3 P% D; R; j& z1 w9 {; R% y: I>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& Q4 a. h5 q! r' t  G, v# z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% ^8 y: @$ O% S+ {' w1 P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, _) G2 x' g2 f; r0 t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ r' [2 T: J# K! V# r( c+ y6 _>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 v  J) B4 e( V- U% b>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( _% |3 |0 @/ d/ e- MA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 R- X; u; \6 `* c0 n0 tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 k2 W3 U0 p9 Z7 K0 U! othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

* [) ^2 s) K6 U/ P2 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 a% W3 Z. I, }  o0 o; V5 ?1 r( X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 ]* E+ y  e5 h* }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 @8 l* f5 j! }  ^真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

, e$ V5 x9 @* z, p/ `1 ^" x4 Z真聪明，偶像啊

5 m8 t& D5 c6 }全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

1 m( l; ~9 Y$ z3 S+ n  ?, {0 {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 [7 F+ _% i6 u4 j, m! x# {6 o别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 o% D' \/ R: w( N你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' N9 E5 A' g6 A1 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 ?; W. \( [3 i) [9 _; n真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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, Y1 [/ Z- J1 b$ c  `# n大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 _  p5 ]( {' J5 L9 S- ?# a  y她是大学教瘦？
+ M1 ^2 n: w+ T4 \0 r( q% a8 a大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) ~4 K1 C4 i& J- f) j+ W% M紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢