Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 W: \; z+ T3 I4 ~" E, {the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. v! s- S/ S' C3 U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 P) U1 o* Z' i1 K5 J$ M he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

8 }' m% D, J2 ^# a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, s& k- [5 d; U: L* y$ A% }5 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ {6 e2 Z, X* E6 y1 B/ k  h: cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* C, M; y8 e9 y( r% I4 P+ ENow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 ~- V; E; n- y# Fthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; l) J; }( d% F& O6 y: L, k7 Treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; F7 [: O: s3 T* y' N  |- zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  {# y6 W5 ^3 j& \* bwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. \, j9 i& q! w7 f2 l( `1 Ncomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

1 G4 G6 }; J$ S/ P2 ?# e0 R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 Y- N9 f9 c1 o- d" h! u( j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 {# j8 [7 w# z7 z- E% o  d4 p>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

4 l, G  ^# @  h6 _3 ~8 J4 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& ]0 i3 Q& _: v+ U% N' f( D2 D& P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 V$ c9 x. e0 Z4 [>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' N6 _$ a8 m/ w. M" q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: h( b# L$ ?& q) y' @) V>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& \- A7 m* o% Q: \, v' S" XA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& X# V. Z6 t5 S8 Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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7 P5 d% r" l( Z$ S2 I5 D# P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 V1 W. G4 Q( T! r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



5 t; Y+ C7 p4 }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 p7 |9 {* H5 h真聪明，偶像啊

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2 c. ]! K: }! V9 w( c4 b全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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  Z% H6 a$ w7 f. e全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 A* H1 e5 H# I# i( B  G- d你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ P. v7 H7 i/ `% O! O& U# ?她是大学教瘦？
" o3 t& Y7 ?, w7 m大学教胖还差不多
, D& p8 K0 [& s. w* F8 X0 o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 T% n" c) a7 R$ u& o3 {; k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  {9 p1 X" o& K0 G1 V3 i& \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 {, U+ e8 ^6 f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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