Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: T( w3 T/ l  ~: d# X: k( Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! h9 f/ I, R$ A! E4 E" Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 F% D' |- N9 t  Z8 s3 t3 g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 o1 M) ~% i- M1 k9 R6 ]6 |+ O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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6 w- Q! U, C& @! V* J; o1 I You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
8 v5 |6 D4 @0 A% Z will pay you $500.

4 w8 d& r+ ~$ ?: K9 W' \3 i, B4 |5 M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& a) }) g  Y4 K  S( w% u: hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) z( V  A. s; ^7 hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& ?. J+ l) C$ l, a" t0 Tlawyer.
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0 f8 X" F  y2 C! JNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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  T( G; G; E6 c/ l2 wHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

" O7 d* Q2 F, C- Z, D# uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 k, D( M. m' ?' Z  zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; K/ u4 |- ^& N; Uback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 c# C) l% Y: k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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" N  `0 I1 I6 H- L, t. Y8 J$ u- Z# dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

6 S8 i6 h$ }9 [4 R9 i4 s. w& E: ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 a0 L7 @4 M# h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 d3 A5 z- V$ H8 n, L$ R! j/ l- l>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# G7 R9 [- H' ~( C6 A( v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 u+ ^- A3 E1 X' Q' ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" J6 i) m7 R  F- D6 h! E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
. T' ?7 |! |. x* e, P9 n" p7 j( O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) ]% p, x) ?% W( t- G>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% Z) d8 J( u6 P- g! R1 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 N% y2 Y7 E8 O2 {: W1 @5 q2 h- }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, e6 p' _4 m$ X5 J% S+ `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 }. P% B# Z) b0 J“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 i2 E, H* N4 }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 t. _- Y5 \) t7 ]0 k# Q3 d真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



) v0 W  C$ \! Z* x: E# B1 A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 N4 D* T: \  \* k6 Y, b! Z7 }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 i# I4 C1 U* Z; C" d, d* ?真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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& ^, g( b# c3 c  D0 ]- t  h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 ~6 a+ e- w, P' \* E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ F/ H7 n; t% O  j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

$ {' M9 f4 p; F' ?9 }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* V# \" {& G  V/ _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 G( J- H8 S5 L& y' d3 _9 k大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- @& c. d( U, y1 U  q2 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 I) k+ ?% Q+ b" W4 `说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 {5 M9 O/ d" K3 U- q  S哈哈，你们在这开小会呢