Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 D9 ]+ y, Y/ z5 c( T# M: tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 Q0 o5 |" I  |9 }( E* q+ jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 B$ d9 T6 ~( N8 Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
7 v- Z1 J4 i' [, J: ?6 p- q: ~ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* @5 L! R, ~; i/ G4 i# J- | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

+ b1 A2 U1 Q+ q3 f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

+ J( o3 |$ V3 Z/ r, ~ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 p4 G7 G0 V, y2 tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; C8 j4 f2 X' b: X9 u' P5 spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) M! t9 _3 Y: F) D% ]lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# E: u( E$ y$ ethree legs, and comes down with four?'

" X; Q# S9 M. u" ~% {/ K) YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 ^" A( h4 [6 @) p/ w, ]+ d6 z5 Freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 \+ L1 p- l: ?the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ ?! I+ R$ z& Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 L7 C7 `* [, ]0 f: K) _back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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- r( P+ E: w& p* L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& T, o7 H: p1 n: Y) `: }2 Z/ l2 hcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; ]0 S; \: K( O  U% `and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

% v' c/ \1 M* Z1 L6 G% JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ T: L( Z, Y) W/ |0 x  q, d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 J- M/ _% x( g( f+ z7 Y! P& Z9 s>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" i2 r7 i- _. c; d4 N$ _5 Q8 y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

/ l3 K5 _$ R& o9 ]8 S5 z9 |" \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& s+ t% {3 ?  l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& J. p+ b& \$ n0 \* Y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: R: C" d6 [; r; R0 p3 i>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) O2 t. \* \: i# gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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5 N$ N, Q( M- h" |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 J3 V4 ^2 K+ a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" \  r0 l5 O5 ^" e4 T5 t! N/ t好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! K# S- j' R" N2 k$ n4 E真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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; T: R* \, s9 ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 V! l+ ~2 T- [' u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ o/ v' l) G" I# r" N) l% L真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

( W+ O1 s2 z* H/ n& U, {# l7 H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

- d! n3 O7 K4 o, ]1 J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 g# i2 U$ e! `0 |6 E7 k9 W你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 ~/ e) L4 h- X' Q" L多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

5 w" r& b5 g* a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: S$ I& _' h& s9 P, f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
/ c/ F( V% B  A大学教胖还差不多
6 y- [4 i2 \5 u, A! \9 M( b她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 w* K" \* B  p& W3 g紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 V9 w* K9 \! U% [" [哈哈，你们在这开小会呢