Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" X* H. L$ N; H4 R4 a$ e+ u9 w1 i The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; r( S. Q, ^) ]2 { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) x- w4 j+ ?1 t8 ]' M& r8 T9 ~# ~ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 u: Z1 e; d, h+ Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 p6 g: H5 O. J6 G. ^) Xyou pay me only $5.

1 p6 A1 z6 ~; \! w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- ?8 o4 @, ?4 F+ S will pay you $500.

9 E  V6 T8 K( P3 Y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' x! ~. q$ i0 M4 T. ]$ m8 Hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

. p* C& B# i6 {: H- ?/ z3 m# d! SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& E4 L( s, w6 G2 R  i9 @/ g* ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. j3 @9 H& Z4 Q8 y4 d8 y0 [" VThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" d$ D! A2 d% J2 }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ G0 H) r, B5 |8 j" H* M3 Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  a$ c" e3 M; pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ Z) i+ c- w9 f' w. u9 Wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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: o! r/ L6 C4 t3 A+ J, NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: [7 p9 Y" _2 L) ]wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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& v7 [+ R% `  v( yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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# h, g0 _4 n% Z- k0 L7 g- x# T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) \5 E9 T# `* N# U/ V>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

% h3 z  P7 G' W. H+ k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) `3 y  C% l7 X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! l; W6 X( l  A& e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) Q9 @% V5 L* QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: B, x  M3 K* L/ ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 R# v1 ~9 @+ x* d6 ^# V+ n4 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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& C3 X, H/ x8 _/ T& Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" E! O! j  I: \2 k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' |2 s9 e$ q$ Q/ n3 E7 p真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& a$ Z2 _7 g" y. ?/ G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 b! Q, f4 @: |* h! `% G/ J9 ?9 D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 v9 S1 Q( ^. M; [& V真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


1 ^* |( b: _8 l$ I8 K全盘接受一下。

6 k, Q5 w0 o! Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 S5 T. b8 D4 \8 |0 ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

  ~, [0 }% k- R8 W3 M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* A7 f. Q: b( ~1 @0 h. H7 `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 d$ e( k; U+ I" f2 }( ]+ O) _2 q4 e8 `真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

- ~! ~2 t, M5 I% X- ^$ i: C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
3 T9 Y: m  x% [- x% M6 z$ E4 y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢