Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! g3 }9 L0 ^" |- k3 |: zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ ?+ r) D0 j( a8 D: ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' D/ r- p  v4 T& O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 V6 t4 ]6 c8 {1 a( C8 Q- G lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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! ~5 Q4 j. L" \& j: D' M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* h/ d4 h% H0 A6 T will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; ~* N6 R- u# q1 K# qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) D2 E/ b6 b2 e9 {" ~the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

' ~- v1 Z5 R! d& c# M; c. qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
5 s8 R& F2 c: p8 F' b7 [lawyer.

: t( Q" I$ e8 o- A% mNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. {* g/ s! y+ b3 @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ j6 f0 ]* \% z- kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 K; M9 q& U6 P: P& Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
; [" I# G# H! Jback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 V  ~$ o7 p& {and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

5 `1 v, Y, {) m, D6 zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 f* r# C: J7 \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# x2 u; s. W% g* D; ~0 s3 O- G3 N>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

$ ?; D% f- W: G4 K! K>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% x; v, k) g$ Y. Q/ B& a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 W3 t4 ]# i/ T* f>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. ?& G2 s: @9 Z: K! Z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 B# H* K/ n$ b4 P6 U1 E" Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: W( j. U$ w4 o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' ]7 B* c3 [$ m" Y  x; g: B- b: c# s5 OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( _* J" M6 D" L: K9 ithe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# O+ a- W% C* v: ~/ Y/ I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: Q% w. f( y$ u8 G: }: U, ^% X真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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' n- i! U, A& C) V别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ z9 Q( s/ B* j1 [9 A7 U0 C你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: ]- k* J  R3 L加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 j( f, Y* p; @2 u' t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* |. r- _: x; y真博学，偶像啊。

5 z' G& i4 Q. U3 a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
6 s1 r' h# G. O6 N# L/ l9 _她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 ]1 W% b8 `$ R; F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' Z1 i6 m! F) |/ d; L哈哈，你们在这开小会呢