Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& \" ?- l" O$ z& g* rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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; {" Z+ m- J" x! {3 y' v! c You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 T$ z  f& V8 [0 C( l7 M9 Q* T( F will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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- x; ?1 G4 ]3 d) _( E% w/ oThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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) L" L0 r+ ^: h  p, a3 zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# E  i) S4 ?( p2 l6 S2 Jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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) d6 y- z2 S6 s3 t$ aNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 I) m- \1 Q7 H; p1 J, e# _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 S# o: u+ G% E) W! a4 ithree legs, and comes down with four?'

/ S0 E1 t6 R* b5 m# \3 V: gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( T1 }' D2 ?7 rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 ^/ F9 T1 e+ M. A4 W* Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 S$ n5 v. A  \" I* u/ Q/ S# s1 Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! k+ M  |2 ^7 B  q2 v2 Bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

- H4 P8 ^6 q; l) `! U) d9 hThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  Z' C9 I  f) @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: N0 g0 M) W1 q( S8 {2 X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

- w* y3 p8 d) u/ R2 u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 {6 c( E% A0 h; H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 G3 I+ x" {: ?+ h# S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, h! n4 i7 W4 H/ f( A. q8 U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ z! y8 G/ |, X3 m. Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( S8 v' G; o% w" P3 b4 {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 m1 `6 G5 N6 O# L! p' gthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 s2 E6 [, g. n: f* C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! l/ Y: o8 ^* B# i/ B7 ]% f1 ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 a0 n, l5 b1 Q$ R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! i* \4 ?9 z$ y  g. x5 D' F真聪明，偶像啊

, i% P' V# |1 s; N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

7 C" r, @" A* q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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' i# {% ?5 v: ^& c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ |% A& p& f$ I. Z- C) V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 O. A7 d( k2 V1 G& ]5 ]多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 G! @1 K; G& m1 ~, c, n5 t真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! o2 w( @# w+ Z" a% e大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 _# b& q6 q( d! ~她是大学教瘦？
5 }, x2 C! [( ~! p$ f' m大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( G: n! N1 r. m* u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢