Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' P) ^! x5 R% N0 V! d% p8 {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 F/ z0 W+ ?' I; ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% i: m( k7 z# o3 @1 \/ B6 Jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" j! e' }2 j+ O5 A, | he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 ?5 p7 x$ ]  N% g; g% G6 |% I7 T- R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& t9 q  [9 U! I. \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. f9 k" x+ q* L; ^$ v9 |( B will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, Z$ d6 _& T# ]2 U5 Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 L. _3 e9 R5 W! X2 T# R/ p: V% yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

4 ~0 R4 W# h* w5 O8 n8 ^1 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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! s# ^8 b% f3 ^7 T) Q, B* W) IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) l- m# z* ]8 ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  Q( J! B' y$ o% s! Aback to sleep.

! Q# J, e6 x9 t4 x$ kThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ |9 N% S( j3 p  c/ g: Jcomes down with four?'

* Q) H5 x4 C1 t7 LThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) h) ]. p2 B7 K) I+ K8 W3 G- E3 n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 I3 E6 U9 G9 [+ Y" M" t! {# ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( ?4 [# R# H" U# Z; ?) w) I>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 l0 ?- [: }% O: Z+ h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 Y5 Z% k# x2 \# x3 zthe newfie would l ...

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: e/ m4 k; W) r; U5 [& M) v0 R+ @2 p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 }( V1 @# r( b' C5 v0 Y! m% |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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" n. O( s, A  A! H" S# {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* r0 N7 B5 a, {# J/ ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ @. r( [# J+ g, c, q, e; B全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- k* s" i8 s3 U0 O" Q  b别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

. s9 z6 H! ?" f. k$ u7 v6 |) W你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 P  {3 m1 O3 i5 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

, M6 _" V8 N) @* l+ u: |+ \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
: ]' p' P" ^% a大学教胖还差不多
5 i$ p6 n6 Y. g( \6 G5 E她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# Z  K+ t+ m5 z3 t2 Z2 j- a6 D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢