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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 L% [3 x# Z+ W; C$ e/ Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( \4 ~& s3 h& L. rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if! }# |8 x& `9 n) J' B! Z: h% J5 M
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 S8 w. v4 l5 i, V9 n* r' _! ^" D  D
  
8 g+ W/ Z' I" Q& k& {$ B' N The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ l. F% K. y5 t+ Z! j
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 _4 a2 a% O7 y( ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 x4 x' r3 w3 ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," u4 g! i) k" w% r4 y
you pay me only $5.
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. S' q5 `9 I' s6 n% e2 } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I1 q: j; O- e5 }
will pay you $500.
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+ [" z" F% ?$ m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep9 `6 B# G" p/ F  W' v/ `' |( K
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. . ]( d0 O6 e1 Z/ g; M

6 N% I% D' @' [( p* D/ c+ D8 \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 o% i! v4 X7 @0 c  Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his5 F# B  y  D" f
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) E$ A8 Y6 n( f7 a7 q4 S( C
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.1 z$ V" y8 I/ @" U( Q) j* @+ W

$ h: g4 i# j, C: w8 p" \' e1 }5 w% KHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with* z' k5 B0 o0 C9 p/ |
three legs, and comes down with four?' & O. w$ n: ?0 z1 m1 Z0 a9 ^
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all4 `( y$ o1 k  i( f: U: L) b% u
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 C" L( p: R1 d5 y/ ?6 Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour0 o1 m( n5 Y- t. G( j
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- r* P- Y  R3 l) J8 @) z) p* s3 D# Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He9 Z( y, K5 N7 }0 t2 ~
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 U# y& u3 u3 L; lcomes down with four?' 7 H& ]8 S5 ]" o
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- O! C0 N- S- J6 y2 u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# E: Z6 _' ^6 _- l2 {& y& a>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) w. `" ?" m; E3 s! ?. g8 u) D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the " `- e; X1 d% c7 l1 [  F6 p
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ' \/ E- F4 I# L; o+ |
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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! x2 F9 B+ F, r% |" R, R: P9 B>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 ^; v: m8 `' A' z* K' j  ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# w: r4 {1 {, f9 ^4 v+ j- v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 5 W$ G2 @+ N1 B( |
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( x5 i- q  K" H7 ]! |
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 4 s7 X$ }+ W2 I4 B' {
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 9 F1 Z+ N$ _' R7 F9 H
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ; P, N% {; `1 ~& @: F, @) R2 F2 J
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # m# {& L0 ]& A2 \" O# V
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 {' m1 r6 C) M5 ]
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 w* r' M: S  b/ p- h2 m" }; I* cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) ~2 ?3 T$ ~: sthe newfie would l ...
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7 L8 H8 d; e* o2 a2 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ s2 h# r5 E" b  z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,7 h& ]+ v$ b" T8 h
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ R; @  |) J# A% e/ [( Q3 P2 \, O加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! I* @9 B' V; b& V6 T$ A真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ k$ g7 b6 V& k& b
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- F. H) Z& B. K$ D$ W$ ]  P/ D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:5 h9 f, o3 B( G* n. h
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,' a- ~2 g  f: Y9 m& @/ i
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% |7 b  k* h. M) V  {) J- K6 K真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ Q& c- L7 V3 a  h全盘接受一下。

! i2 Q; o( O5 D' P: Q真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 k( t5 j3 D. H7 e$ e; T% U3 N  ~真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表   [1 J, i" x7 X+ E, f
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& M  f6 `. P# U加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ S  C1 z& [0 A1 s; U# m$ \" t多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 ^& q8 _# I/ r4 u- W3 ^# H

  i& d3 X( j' x# e5 P- c9 @. `2 w真博学,偶像啊。

" H+ ?: i! A5 Z' S5 ~2 R! X大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

1 E# T' x5 {8 U! b5 `她是大学教瘦?6 z+ l5 b% w& Q7 V5 x: c, X
大学教胖还差不多 5 F" y# T; R% K: n; ^# m( _8 n! s0 D9 }: U
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * g5 }  [, K6 e5 {
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 f% f. e9 c& j, O* `说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. K  T- T! u4 x' h/ D  ?紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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2 k& {2 R0 m2 z+ t3 M+ T( a/ ]哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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