Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 ~+ S0 E7 F, l8 Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ p% H0 m' \: L+ R2 F5 v! M' Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( r9 f+ U: `0 r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 d  i$ z) D. o  {! I4 o. n% [6 A4 Iask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" e5 j1 F1 t+ h! w. y4 fyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) C" K) t+ h! | will pay you $500.
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0 n" [* f. b* g This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ q( V$ d" `7 M4 DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 z& D4 }6 ~8 n9 Y( Rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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* x) D6 r. i$ qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 a% G+ y! r5 \8 @4 @pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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/ e( k5 i" W' s' B, v+ bNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

" H4 e' ?, D# v+ lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- c! k: A2 P) ^of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

. O; s8 o+ Y# A1 B5 L- L$ |' n8 f5 h5 [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* W4 F8 e  i% j, z9 zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 W7 i- Q' r& Y3 W9 i& W6 L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ G2 R. g9 M  O# v" oThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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6 O  B& j, v; w2 pLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  }. ~& ]' x) I9 L% Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: C$ s/ }8 @0 ]% ]* x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( W; N7 W3 J+ S# U$ J- W+ ~5 C9 C* a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- L3 J$ P% p5 Q/ K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

! ]/ Z& b0 a& E: U1 e! l! A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: u0 B. Z; ?' p' b>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  e! e. Z- {0 ~: n! @9 q3 y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

& [# H" T. J4 I9 X; u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ r0 C- p2 u4 q2 r* _1 W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 ~5 P3 n5 w9 `2 X' J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 B' w" B9 g5 v. m% v>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 T) @1 W9 M2 N# NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( F! q3 v- R4 Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; g9 H0 U% F0 c7 {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- @# z9 V+ \7 o2 q/ d  _. O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 E" O4 B% b+ [$ R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 O, h! y. B- I8 ~+ P4 @) X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 n' U/ O7 [- u/ V, r真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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( z' F4 k3 Z1 z8 W5 ]5 M3 z- B全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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# S( W8 [, h+ Y' l全盘接受一下。

( g+ z5 c: f$ B3 I5 F4 \6 r2 G8 T真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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  }0 d; v& Y2 g  F; I5 N) A别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 h" ^8 S2 O" Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& x5 Y4 b+ v3 D9 `% ~* w多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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: o- e6 c; M: ^# m哈哈，你们在这开小会呢