Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% w! g. ^+ r! o4 ^! f; a8 V5 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; D- C$ Y9 |; z& ]6 D) Athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' _7 S4 G& J0 e6 U' ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; E+ {) s6 ~! R& ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 w2 P* n2 R8 \% c0 s( A; e8 nyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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3 u' \' e9 I4 b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 m$ |* k* |* O7 V7 ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

) f/ `' ^& u( S) i* W( V9 K8 hThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 K$ R% {2 m) `, `: x- rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 S) ]* v5 F+ j2 Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ t% v# W' t* n* W5 T2 r% \lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! x9 Q0 o" l- t/ _2 k1 ?3 XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 V- W; m! m3 \2 Y+ dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- x, L5 [" w4 ^4 R7 ~references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; `' U1 X. r& l3 a: [7 N7 V+ v& Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 p" M* ~7 y6 U$ D9 Zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# z' i$ t) E* O+ k. G- g6 Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. \" v  L; U" vback to sleep.
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: n# n. b( _# V! B! f+ eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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2 w5 ]! }- Y! `The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ @- G1 k0 _" x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( q& j# ~" f8 C% K* O' V" `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
9 c# L2 }' o% x# Y& U  E1 v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

8 i' `5 k& _& h* k& U' O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 }$ \. T) u4 S% [( t+ R2 K& Y, L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ V* H: Y& d# u9 x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
" N, @  H5 }. o7 [0 u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 i7 |0 u3 ?3 `$ Mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 V' B# |7 G4 F- x( c5 ?7 T% Q4 Tthe newfie would l ...

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( n- _& L0 s7 i" x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! k5 K% Z1 Q, Q, {/ R8 X8 q, e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" w3 {( `/ C! C' M7 P8 O# `
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: c, l( F2 d( W( o5 B" ]2 [( v9 Q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ ?! N9 B/ l* T" A' Y# `" j1 w真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


. w  J) p- }$ O% ]# g全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

6 T1 e( \: C2 w; l+ M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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& |0 W( H7 N2 C; V; Z, L$ [别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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) B7 w6 t0 _' q6 c别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ E2 }' o$ ?5 Z. Y! u你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# B4 L) I+ J4 Q. d4 e% p加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ ^' b' _1 T; T& J6 U% K' [多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 O- b. N' p, K+ @& b她是大学教瘦？
5 @/ q, F0 ~( |9 p! N+ [/ e9 K大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 W4 H& u! R1 w, i& m7 D: U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) \$ ^9 ~" }' \# f/ t: ^0 U# z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢