Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 y& s' i" v0 A; H  Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: U( A' R# F# g( l9 r1 Lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% @. M6 q  K+ |) H8 x, E& i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) n% ^5 `0 I6 i- s# }1 `8 u lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ k* D" b5 v: z6 ]2 J, @3 rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: g. a* c4 |1 O! `2 |; Vyou pay me only $5.

+ H4 s, }- t3 | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 Q& m1 ~. Z# E; H( t, v( H will pay you $500.

" Z9 {4 Q4 c4 I8 g( g& C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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. ]* ]" G3 @" oThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- \* a0 u' X  b0 o6 V+ b6 ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

( }- s$ O3 u8 _; dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, A0 |& Q- s1 r! K, m2 s  Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 S  F' h6 i, U9 f/ w& ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; [& K% F: M% n* K0 `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 g; j. k5 |7 J6 Sback to sleep.

% ]% u& T9 }/ \" K' `# GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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# b) E0 U' F- b1 B& C1 d' TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
% _% s+ U% E0 h: L& V0 p; g5 Dand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; m' I' P  S. _8 ~5 g  p8 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ d9 o; e- G. }2 d4 R>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

. h4 A: t6 _0 |6 F2 _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ B( j. v7 z/ _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- [# M$ I5 A& ^1 c# L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% J; b' k: s2 I3 V9 {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- w/ E- K# k, U! v" x& _, xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

& U* B5 N5 f3 D, s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 u" E9 ?, x( a7 m, ]0 O( d5 {2 p6 e好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 R+ M& n# r" Q% L/ q9 i! j$ v; c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, R& T9 _5 D7 m: D! Z2 ?# K3 k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& s9 O) N! x/ \# i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 R4 @- j4 i  L% o# c# x! }2 j) s真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% P2 f  J& r1 i7 k1 K别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 A9 L* L* E6 H; l你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ g- [6 d8 k3 s* A) _7 n多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* x# H/ y2 R# Z6 O- q- }- C8 w4 n她是大学教瘦？
0 U" @# M0 J$ A) t$ ~大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 @5 L# v. ?' F# a9 K$ _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, }' o& c6 W  e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢