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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. - A7 P0 d. z2 A. k
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ |5 C8 g+ t: j' ]* i
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The6 m: R+ ~+ O* t! \5 k
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ ]0 Z, X$ r/ Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,( y7 S$ F& T* c& v' }
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep$ R' ~0 l0 n; M" j! F( s* G4 x& Z2 s
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 2 z! y9 ^  U2 }, x
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( T1 A/ p* @- Z0 |5 p% |6 m8 u
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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0 G0 \! ~+ z3 C6 \  _" ^5 K" |The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. A1 d& {) Q! l1 O4 U* n& c; F' {4 Gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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$ c2 t( D- W: P/ C+ q  y5 INow, it's the newfie's turn.
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6 _- d4 Q4 }2 w# N2 X7 JHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with; Y2 \' P/ w# X) R% M* ~8 i
three legs, and comes down with four?' " P. p2 W0 Q; o# n, E# M" T, S. n
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, {# ?1 N% U% T0 Gof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and" g% M+ o* W4 `" c: N: m5 N
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5) P0 F$ h; h( E) d5 j9 r4 u$ ^
and goes back to sleep.: g8 p* B# r0 S9 ]9 O( i4 r" C
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!: h/ q' t, d) H5 X4 @5 P

& l# n4 D5 a2 P$ \; D6 ?2 U) o) QLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 j2 n1 b! L+ m$ G0 U1 E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ) C! {( x7 w  d7 p2 ]
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 0 I! }2 `1 b4 R0 [$ B' P+ @
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 Z2 f7 D* B+ e, N0 A7 r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ! b6 t- A! r1 z0 x& O
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct5 u  f3 r* O  \  e: n, H2 q2 U

0 t4 Y4 a; n& Q- k  i>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 5 J( F3 b% [/ [) ^
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 9 u9 {0 `. v. m( b7 }  t' S0 @8 {4 i
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! d' J& `  n/ v0 H7 L3 Y8 ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 g) }* `% Q; ~9 z4 a>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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7 }# o3 t! ?( @/ M5 u6 F5 A) z0 B>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ d$ Y! u& p, u7 i& r' C>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# x* c  Y' x0 d  Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ( {- Y$ _2 I3 g( m: E3 t5 {
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  g$ E1 y/ C7 S9 t3 ^9 I7 z/ KA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 I) g. C. q! \0 [( r8 d0 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:/ v! M# h( h! i2 H* n
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
: ~5 W6 C- H  l) n好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; ^% t  f) ]  x( X7 l6 r% S加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 % O# @! v, X$ L- p
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0 _2 \8 _* O" E  R# m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ ?# M. }! {  c# S* A/ M( L) w
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
) |* ^) I+ G$ G5 d% R1 q7 ?好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / G( O. r& B3 G3 _

& u$ E, j/ a% \5 r真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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0 y/ h: R" w2 J. [- P3 ]2 K! |全盘接受一下。

7 O5 Q* P- G: O: u3 P- Z# [* {真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( r7 ^% d. V0 n7 h- b! `别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 4 A) M. y% B' n# o, U
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& ~  u' n& _  E+ z8 T$ Z( [加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" W1 P% ]* G# v多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 " M; N8 q* D& m8 l! m; _( ^6 J
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真博学,偶像啊。

! F6 S! m# u) N8 y& A8 I大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ A, t+ ]  t4 ?$ [大学教授哦,能不剥削?

* w7 M8 o2 z  E4 O- e4 k她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 n3 v1 Y4 |6 x" k4 g
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : v2 B. N- {0 Z5 o! Q- R
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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% f; y0 ?+ g; H- R哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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