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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. ! u! e3 b7 t$ P$ @& [# W% d  `2 @
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! Z8 N. j& ~/ U, q
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% @' u) Z! o# `+ I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 q9 N( @5 t5 x/ M3 R0 Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* t! h% r& [6 Pyou pay me only $5. $ [: S0 b5 l0 l2 D1 t, n; Q

) n' I7 q$ V& t% t You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% A% `- L/ V! M" u+ `
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
' A) h, n: M" jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 @' f0 V4 q4 X3 apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
, q5 c7 J" ~; z; b5 Hlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, {) e4 X) |4 a  Y& a" lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
* ?' |8 S! t0 h$ B$ rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour* @& j3 ^; a7 Q5 p. C( L$ V
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! K( r0 f' o4 O+ L" d8 Vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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. f" [2 s, C. Y& V8 O2 LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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' ?5 W) w! P5 V$ z: s  d7 SThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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& a3 {9 r$ L$ ^: z) z2 s. FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 n' ]! k4 _! E# S& B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% p. N: _9 N. }6 P>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. H" d, E4 o5 P/ F0 P>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
" Q1 j; C$ L0 m: ~0 S& H. U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ) S& |! S/ b& T6 v: k
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ( u  i6 i$ ]! C# m4 x  V8 T
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 @+ L7 f2 ^  n& G2 L, d
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 ^  Z2 k# I# g# Y( B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three, V: `/ m' U( ~7 H: B- Z0 O
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 ~9 z9 A9 q5 a$ n$ H  O>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* O3 w; \7 ~* a! b4 \/ }( ]7 O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 ^# G. U/ L% X1 d% P: Q+ K. i) q>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 - g9 Z; S7 L# U" n6 X. x( V4 E
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would l ...

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5 ]4 I( v, W$ S3 d  q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. l6 h% q* [; W“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,6 m/ q1 o* I9 I: Z$ p4 q
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  p% W9 q3 N9 D/ h' f加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:* K0 I( m1 F' I6 d" O$ l
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,7 }1 K/ Y; n. I  l' E
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

  u5 ]( [% ~9 g真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . u; ^5 o) y# m2 Q& L
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真聪明,偶像啊

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7 W1 l8 o1 r) e! c$ x0 K全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ |( e1 |% K" e. N3 S9 ], c全盘接受一下。

) t; u( c9 E2 d1 D) h真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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) ?' ~* F- P8 l) o7 V8 H$ b' o真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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) c+ H8 _. x. @7 Y& G* ^别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ u' q0 @( \0 V% t! W) {& T加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  \6 _( y8 @2 ^0 j4 j* L' j8 W多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ j2 m7 S& O- L; G) V% _大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 N, f$ ]) B+ p' g/ L大学教授哦,能不剥削?

! @7 f) |  i$ K( f3 `7 V她是大学教瘦?
  {: F0 m) \" ?! O$ |% B大学教胖还差不多
* L) A5 J" K1 T3 ^她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 U3 B1 E1 K6 ?6 q/ t& ]5 Q, D2 T
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! B" E! D7 R4 R说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! F! R9 q' ~1 P& U
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ L7 }0 Y& O3 P5 T  V9 Z) p% h% h哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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