Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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( p. b7 P: T. c8 K4 ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& ?( G- U  R& M3 i lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ {% F& T% }  }% r% j9 t' syou pay me only $5.

  ^# a3 M$ x; Q' E( }7 e/ V/ w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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! O( q- j! E* H1 x+ `) K7 @3 v* } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 ~+ }6 y# e+ Mthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

. F$ M; W5 o! u1 `& ]2 t( pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

2 }3 w7 N# _% O$ u; q& T4 XThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% f' ]# r2 M+ W* Freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; M  T3 x; w  R- y6 mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
2 E) c) ?2 J; o+ O1 |  ewakes the newfie up and asks,

2 u1 m4 O) [  l/ p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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: z+ F, H$ k" L. G* y4 SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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9 t- d/ M5 ?( d% F5 v  a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 `$ X5 Q6 M  C) J4 B; ~5 C# A# r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 W: o* u3 T. R0 ^>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ S. G- r1 u2 x, EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) h' d3 ~4 h  g3 ^, X! b: x5 qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

$ |- \6 y7 M* z5 t) E. G* ]) J3 x! I
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* O' I3 t) r! ?- T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 c4 |  a% i, A6 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: s& q4 D# _# I0 O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: h" e& Y  [: L9 k7 p+ e真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

- i) S4 |/ U" B0 [: q3 o# h全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

! k4 `/ X+ n5 o, c! F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 J" z; U) u" w( g/ V. `! W别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



1 p' t/ G$ p0 e9 F  i! _5 j别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 g3 }( y; s9 e# q, v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# L" S4 ^* n8 l) J" V多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: B2 ?+ K% W. j( r5 P真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 P7 `& d6 i9 l8 o; @" u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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' {3 o" |9 T* n9 d; E7 f# {她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢