Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" N6 D3 q0 o& S% d5 b$ z( c+ Ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ H+ }9 x) s9 G1 S. Z- Z* m( S  A he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& `7 J6 l" z/ P6 p. K) q9 \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# }6 i, |' r4 n" @! g5 Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) b% P3 Y$ ?# Z8 H& Kyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ [, F# c  H) U" x/ sThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
, N; l" @* O& Q7 m% u" `2 J$ H5 Opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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( v- x6 F$ [: ]8 ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 d6 v* ^/ R4 _6 e3 Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. i( N9 ^  ]! j6 z$ Creferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# ~* L2 Y4 f% f8 H2 @back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: g. W2 m7 ]3 ]( v/ A5 ?wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 b3 ?; J; ~- b0 W  {comes down with four?'
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! |1 A8 L; c' p3 n: [! l8 QThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
* L% I- h* i! J1 p- Q2 |  Pand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. a7 |- H8 X; e/ V9 |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 r0 ~- G2 I6 s( |' C% v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& A" R5 E4 c9 [/ z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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+ p/ a5 l0 T# l; R' o0 Y" C>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 B) a# k! c/ A9 j>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
/ `6 X/ c# N6 `% K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

* P# @: t  b7 m>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  l8 Q. m0 Q4 w" C" T) S; x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ i! V# R% s$ ^7 l8 N5 c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 I8 P9 u) R7 J* \, v" m  d8 x$ qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 a5 a5 P# ]4 r* ^" c# B) L0 N5 Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 W; f2 N% G( q4 q# {1 ^" S& tthe newfie would l ...

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( l7 k/ P1 H, E- U/ x& i% |( z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) ]4 @# ^: d3 m: m% y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. O1 P# U! U& {2 I# R# e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: v  g4 ]. I, _9 Z/ ]) I# R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 T: }* @) Q0 a: [7 l* [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. O! `6 a8 L' j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' s2 U2 y* t& i/ g# {1 B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 Y. ]7 {! |# y3 y% Y2 ^真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


, p6 Q" q! L( {( R全盘接受一下。

9 i" t/ O% v, I- W( s1 V" K9 p1 H真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, L. V! l. r8 b+ k; ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 e4 V$ U' L  I别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ B9 q) t( P+ D9 z+ A1 w你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 ^. z  o- S5 y5 h8 W0 y: J真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 Y  W# S% f. u0 @1 s! i) {: W紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢