Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: i  B, l2 W% G$ a! y+ g$ v; hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" d  h, \4 o  X8 E5 `/ t3 u7 o he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# D* [; Y  {9 [7 i: x6 r# ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ T! z3 x' Y9 X0 _1 ?; }  [3 y will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- I" S  ^5 O3 @3 V( U) |' w' x+ b: eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  C+ |/ B( k  Z4 J! V- Y8 k- }, Athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 v9 k. q6 _, ?$ U! ~0 lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' a( z: {1 I# H9 P' Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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7 L) C/ W, u8 {  m5 I6 aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" s8 R3 Y  A. c  {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 S0 N' {/ J, R9 s( Q" E- Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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/ r5 c5 Y* y6 B$ X# C9 [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 S; S' h: l2 g7 p$ X6 c# zcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* h/ t2 ?- ?& N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ ?! ~$ b! c8 P( t. `. z* j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 l+ V9 Z9 `" \, A>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 }1 R. ]& n7 b( X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ Q) j1 i3 Q5 o# U/ j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 O! l3 ]* n1 c, o>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

2 @. Y, B7 K* `: o  ]7 ^4 O+ V8 d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& S9 R3 b1 G1 K+ U% v0 S( e$ V. X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 {9 r+ a7 V1 w& g9 FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ y/ Y4 z( w3 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 O- U1 s* g2 n% [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' u! z( [1 ^& B0 o- qthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ v4 R: ]$ a8 D0 a7 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 p1 B% y; t- q4 K( }. V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- Z; ?  M# _; }3 r4 P$ C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  V) M' h. x) Z" v9 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* T$ E' z& W0 o5 W( \9 G“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 g: P  C! e2 ]& f: J; U2 ~7 ^. N真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 s/ @$ _+ [+ d4 G  H别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 R  g" N4 ~. M/ ~5 D9 @: @你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( B) h, J+ }( v/ H* S6 t她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 f* K! R; q7 A" i. N: x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, u; Q1 n) N! k' c$ U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ Y5 m* U3 @5 K% X% Y8 E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 D# \* W. G# m8 @2 {, ]哈哈，你们在这开小会呢