Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" D  e4 V- X: T- J9 D$ P0 jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 p/ j' N# m) E" jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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" r- z) r" O. ^- w+ Q The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) g/ }" Z7 V3 b% L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! i; i3 d) B4 r! G1 P  a2 Uyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 O0 h6 n$ _. i5 uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

7 Y2 {" g. {9 M; bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 Q. @4 Z7 s/ v$ I& c/ lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: R+ l+ v9 a% `1 r5 E* y1 Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% [" v' n+ c/ {. h; V: R. |2 Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( }5 s/ w0 k5 z" _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. ]0 v7 C( {. E8 Q* Zcomes down with four?'

2 {$ T9 c- h+ f8 i/ m' fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 ~) d* s( g1 [" P7 O>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  `# d. x- m) U/ b5 ~" S7 @>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 }* j, U+ N: z/ y0 ], N: }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 j) C/ n9 O1 @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 S7 Y% g% p+ ]. m; M  u8 ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" p, X* p" R4 r% ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 c& k1 v  c% b) {  U7 \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ z0 [' R, }. U- q, F5 T  X+ _the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ }- b9 v% H' r7 k1 w1 f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ I" h- w. L+ ~. X" a' A$ t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  D0 P3 D  r5 W( ~1 o3 f8 d& G) l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% `+ r+ l* o, A, L- k6 P  p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ `7 `1 G% z* _: o$ q  [“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* l+ ?/ J4 i" U7 Z! @& X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# Y9 |. b0 `3 T4 I: K# X真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 J( o: O9 {9 y. E1 c1 @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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8 N6 ~$ A0 `4 ^) g% ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 t/ m( I7 H, g3 @) r, y3 j0 j加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

+ ?1 i. I/ u  P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, e0 A& e; {& U7 G7 t$ q( `她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ }2 {5 Z* G2 C0 c她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% T3 m0 r. D2 {9 J( C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢