Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 |- f4 b% q' w  \+ Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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) y8 _. E: l7 [4 `/ _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  ~. s: b# t* ^8 [( Zyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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) w9 D* K! o9 @! F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, E. f; H8 i0 q/ K" V  b2 l; {0 WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

; H( ~- ?6 p: r5 a* S6 UThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. S' J' [3 ?  ?7 Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

+ f4 m4 a+ l! P# [6 _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
% |) e* B: K. [' wcomes down with four?'

& n7 r' M' T2 h) z6 bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
3 m% t* K0 S: f5 W; x& W3 M/ [>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 M; O1 n) [7 C% W8 g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  a5 q$ F. C8 q- z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

& \) _2 T8 b$ j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& k) m3 ?6 D% y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. C4 S0 k% b4 G+ }- \; ^0 j9 I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. t+ ?3 f+ m+ fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% |5 b; ^( }$ r/ M" E: I' dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 I0 j3 r; W: athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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  x# z; L$ b! ?7 s4 o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& F5 P7 B3 g: _/ b9 T8 K4 W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ ]: f/ v* M2 h真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

. }0 g2 n* R6 a2 R- q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

! ?' q6 O0 {+ \& L1 b# d别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ Y3 m* M& |+ p& {2 o你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! L3 p' B; }' q真博学，偶像啊。

/ c; ^2 h+ L2 n+ Z$ g" k1 I0 A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' ?5 t( N/ t; M# Q" V# z9 m! c她是大学教瘦？
1 c$ d& K+ q6 K3 a1 I" U大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# q: k; f- K! Q9 M% g8 R' H# P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢