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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 ~+ f2 h! ^: N7 q1 U! F& i9 ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 B0 X. @) N$ W. d( p/ c6 Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( Z3 f, H7 y" b- t: v3 `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 A" k( d" }: \1 k% ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so* I0 U$ y) `( f: E7 U
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The2 d$ V1 v4 j* x7 ?
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; O; z. w/ d9 y7 Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; M) w8 N' N5 S( I& T! ^7 |  iyou pay me only $5.
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1 `* D& N8 _0 M* r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; Q2 F6 r1 J( h( l will pay you $500. 5 ~2 y* _$ _; K
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 u7 X5 R) ^" ]8 n! ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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) A' y: }) t) ^3 x  T) bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's. D  Z- t% p5 D( n- i/ L
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer. 1 K& h) ^) K# W1 @9 i) J* e6 `

" O7 l9 \  O! |0 B2 w; N$ yNow, it's the newfie's turn.8 U$ ~, x4 [, v

% O6 P1 ~$ D# T- ?( xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with3 C8 Z8 I4 I# p: `
three legs, and comes down with four?' ' P( x( D0 o# P) T  @9 r
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all1 k) {# s: m- D3 B# z7 H+ E
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ |6 X5 O7 b" P# U, Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour( n3 O: j  S* ?! N7 c
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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- Y8 [4 i6 P, }- x9 ZThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& m7 X  g5 O, e7 \8 I: iwakes the newfie up and asks, ! f; T9 V! @1 E( z

: C2 w4 q% h4 Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 F3 z6 M& J2 K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- Q- M( K2 g% Z2 _5 Y0 z5 M% e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! |4 I0 t3 ~8 b" D6 o3 \# j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the % j! a1 g+ c3 M7 j% e) D2 B
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 ^6 C! }/ n9 R! z>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 H% c2 i# B+ i! j; c. b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( u8 D; ^! l0 A* i>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a # m; S3 n9 h' B- j
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. u8 V& k- ~. ^4 M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# ?7 ^3 y, ]  A0 H8 [>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three2 R8 p8 T+ [: q, h
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's " V2 N5 G, \: B
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 9 i+ x& P4 {8 @1 J5 L% F& C
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 7 I: }; b( |0 D
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  L+ f2 X) ]) d7 c6 K" d# u8 cA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) |/ E' \3 Z% Z$ M* d5 q
the newfie would l ...

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& ]! ~. E+ X" a- S9 P+ ~9 a" a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
" e4 C8 a! J/ p) R, {/ K! y/ p' K“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,1 D; L! m7 V6 |8 q/ F
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / N) a# i1 \" Z% K9 t
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% r" j2 @7 o% Q$ p. n真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ' Q* n# c7 H$ d7 U$ s6 x

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9 M5 [( K9 |0 G7 r* U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 H- N( P  H* L( @$ K: f1 w“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ M+ z7 `+ Y# K% y( z" z7 p8 @3 q6 I( R好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 3 z1 h2 u0 H: d3 h1 w) u% e4 i
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* ?# O! o+ L' N; O4 L( z, Y全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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" g# x6 Y8 F" G/ W, k  l7 Y( |别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 p8 ?; i/ p8 \7 W别把我往坏路上领啊。

! ^3 N% g; @3 z& R你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . W" Y& U! L. R1 a
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. E* m% C8 s+ C多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . t& @+ Z( w3 b1 w$ {5 i+ t
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?9 D5 ~5 ^0 x9 K: o- e  J8 Y
大学教胖还差不多
6 k8 M# ?+ |' S; t, h& ~她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 |, |! _9 N( J. v; C+ x0 w
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 w/ c  f$ \& V# _# b6 ]说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 B: f( ?0 @3 y8 l7 G8 Y" l
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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