Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, b; [! {1 h' V1 m- H/ ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; B+ a  _0 P4 p: P. cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 s$ }) t* w% _' j1 s The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, V5 j4 O! Z* U% oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. Z) n% X5 a3 |6 Gyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ Y# |  e9 o2 W8 j( Q$ o& Z will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 ~) ~4 {  J: j% i6 Rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# `4 m2 h! Z2 F4 v) n. Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
* [* P1 I! W+ e- Z/ {! mlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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  h% B. k$ W7 g% \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 U6 ?& r/ D: {4 E. Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 E8 n1 M1 g4 n% }# Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

3 t: B. j2 K+ r( I: M+ s( vThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- r9 X* ?/ }3 o+ b1 mwakes the newfie up and asks,

. L) O5 x8 G* r( q$ F5 R" {) R'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& d4 p# V% p8 m* o0 I4 h1 I, kcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

$ {+ |: f6 J! vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# Z% `$ U. Z7 y  }) h6 C6 x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 W6 C. a* o9 s5 K8 W1 A, r/ Z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  H6 @/ V' L& J) i% {$ C/ k3 t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ I7 Q1 A1 A, h2 c) X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

' t, F% u( N3 \+ r$ d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 j. J' `7 l% [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( Q- J* w( O  u>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ v- j2 G: F- _+ q( L1 K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 w& I, `8 {8 V* d% h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 b" K! S2 k4 ?( V>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 s2 W6 L( v1 v9 y! _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 C; k' e; w; |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* V5 [1 z, v: y" P& wthe newfie would l ...

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% y* S+ W& ]2 d7 F% k$ `2 U' S5 \3 x/ ^: ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ J; S1 [7 k6 }6 ^7 K真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 `% z' K+ _6 a+ \" G9 ]" D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, x, Z, Y/ P+ o+ y8 H& C2 X真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 b/ d: N8 M9 a. X! x( X  F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# |$ h! I0 m% l- [8 ^. X( t+ K6 f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 x8 M  ?- n( j( C- I0 p- C( @别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ p! a, h" V2 d0 k' Y1 ]$ b! T6 U多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
1 ^* b0 M7 B6 m( I4 a4 ]. F; v, d" A大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢