Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* H8 T( n% E7 O* Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 @/ w* m# F1 f  Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

  ~/ t. d: ^; }7 R  ^8 AThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
& h' ?, O2 N: \9 `$ z- nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 f! N2 L) ]6 D  ]. Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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' c0 d. R! |* m9 X. HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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* h0 @1 b+ t) h' @5 }'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- |3 m2 R4 x! _  b( Dcomes down with four?'

* P8 Y- d. g( O+ W$ k2 ^) M1 j3 xThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
* [- H* b; a! r3 A0 a+ Oand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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2 {" s: b. `- V( w8 @7 p- ]) Y3 V) N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' Z; d2 e2 a! X1 p3 s- b& ]>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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  ?" v" ?9 }2 M; w0 |, c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 L$ u7 k% M9 e) i>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 a9 b( T" `+ G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 y* p( J/ z* K! G5 {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 O7 y( {! O. }9 u8 x! ?the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- L* [( d7 S% [' X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, I' Q4 b" `& a4 I/ Y& L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 {: [/ a3 \1 U/ M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: s3 p) T* v4 J+ @# a/ |5 S/ I真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

+ O# m: @. K$ M" x; }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

$ M( m/ |$ B7 z: u9 X* Z, ?4 P$ b; P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& [. V0 O! O0 P% o3 T别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( {, W) H& c  u. L  Y* h2 R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

1 {( o5 \* L4 Y: O# H; e2 [$ Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
4 D# f9 Y( f3 R7 Z1 i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 [6 R+ c# T! J7 \- {" \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 _0 z$ P' J7 ~* v' c* X$ O$ ~7 _紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢