Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 O- m; g( p& F& F- g4 Q+ uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& J( H" \2 E; M" Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
3 |8 C% E! a1 t- H/ P5 x# M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 U* ~4 ^7 g3 S! \5 g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
, p3 r; t3 W( b9 }! Z% Q  Jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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" ~0 P: _& n  z8 m# Z2 \# E( H7 O You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

3 r7 l1 k4 q, ?/ E- y6 Z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 _2 m! i  Q# M7 |: L6 C2 m  @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ O% c* k! c) v  L3 U2 pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# @/ R- J/ P" `- ^; V+ P, E8 ]pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: Y: z: U( _/ n/ ^6 @+ ulawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. d; N# d4 J1 O6 A4 g, xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

6 n! o/ h" S+ \2 S* {. Y  dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. B7 f( c, \+ D8 jwakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 n4 `, Y4 H3 E9 S: i/ b'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% ^8 [+ V0 o- w' @>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 K- @8 ^1 ?3 {4 M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 v8 C+ ^* R0 J>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 K1 C7 u% e" g, X! ?' E; E>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
- U! T1 Q1 G/ F$ f>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( {: l$ H( b1 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) N! V& B/ `, J1 A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# U5 e* F2 r- }- ]! }>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) R" W: l/ z  ^( ~7 R" i9 ]that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% k/ j5 A. E$ J" _the newfie would l ...

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3 \3 ^( g! v. U  F, }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ p  d& L2 t  E1 {: l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 U, h& U1 |$ W! [7 j! q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& P: }, u4 K0 v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 v$ q$ H* T  ~, s# W真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ k: j! U) k$ |2 }$ H6 U; U全盘接受一下。

2 M3 g' z) A& p. ]4 x. {真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# [) Q! M! y1 j% J别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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+ R( I' }* i' E. c别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 M# I2 n( o$ z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

% S, p- K1 c$ B3 E' Z- G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
& N& m* ~! Q9 x3 L& i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) B1 Z2 f* I& Z/ Y* h' @$ J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 c* X7 }: ~. y2 F哈哈，你们在这开小会呢