Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' G6 y. t( {4 s0 q# ]: o  c. Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 p& m0 S" g$ a5 Y( a5 Rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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: I$ C4 g5 k- }7 L* G* g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, Q4 l6 w8 l7 d6 E3 g0 J' [3 ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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1 {8 D# Y  B  i8 Y This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, {# q' [  d  [( i9 i5 gThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ P" _5 p( l3 }% T) Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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' e9 _- ?- I+ F7 X5 r( TThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* G' ?% W6 W! H: opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

/ @5 Y+ k* ^6 X5 Q/ _- jNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- N7 e! B  B/ k+ uthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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5 ~) l8 o: D2 k& w0 S2 r* pThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 }8 }! I7 d3 F5 ~6 T  K7 areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  [2 W& m4 @9 j' ]+ [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 k1 s0 u+ |5 B" y/ M8 jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 p3 B: W7 D' J1 W* i9 ]' ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ e% G" E4 K/ Y1 B9 `  R# [+ J! |. J! Oback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. R4 o/ d( a$ ]  B' w6 ~( Z3 Cwakes the newfie up and asks,

- x2 N! T6 O. t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* ?2 p4 w) T, w, `  O, f9 l0 Scomes down with four?'

& W6 y4 [  x$ S: _9 Y8 |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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+ ?8 l; J7 z9 R- H( e! l$ h$ }Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# d% w+ A. H7 c( R9 s: I! i>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
( c$ `" J; K- G; Q3 S9 ^: x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& q0 |% |- ?' M/ @3 X$ U* _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 Y* K- S3 ]9 I, U7 r>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. }" F% q2 p0 T6 A>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! F, G# {$ b# L% w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& `7 J5 G; b  f  Y8 ]>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

, r. |! ~# b5 Y- Q: k9 ?- n>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 v" [3 [* h: ^7 g* }" C3 a>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 [. I1 f, `* S( r2 \% i5 p/ @. r>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 ^0 v8 q% }2 ^/ u% {* B( ~7 ?A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! `8 G" J( z/ N; a& `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ h$ `6 m9 M! I* m3 Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ v2 N% [( X3 f6 `7 W8 Ithe newfie would l ...

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' k, m8 h+ X. I( n" e" G' e+ m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% z+ \, g& T& u$ u7 h“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 {0 C( Q' T6 z7 m+ `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# _( `* \% J2 I. }# C. R0 B8 y! |5 q“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 t5 {1 O0 F: v+ t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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, X7 s  K* f( Z6 L4 ^大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 k, q4 X1 I( B- F- j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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