Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 c" a+ P) ~* ?, t$ hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 m6 I! F$ n; ?+ ^9 k  @. X, Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" h" |5 f/ U7 l9 G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 q% ]' H% E& Z# E" l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 H! i2 R2 h! {( |. D/ [7 nyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 ?5 o. ~$ ]2 C7 K' M will pay you $500.
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5 k  D+ {* P8 Q, F" @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' ]( E2 V% ~# q/ Lthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 W+ L8 X% D0 O9 ^  c0 ~The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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' C8 a( T1 a0 l3 lThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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/ Y: H9 O  I+ M3 ^( u' C  UNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% n: p/ X3 b4 t) L, s' pthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 R1 y2 B2 r  a) A2 C7 k0 N/ lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# ~* }$ u4 P3 m7 Y0 dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' _8 G# N4 B% f* z7 w8 {8 lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% w0 M% t6 {) q5 |; ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: H7 b9 J) }" ewakes the newfie up and asks,

: K" ?& C% A; |% s8 I) L'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* ]  S1 i9 C' \8 ]+ xcomes down with four?'

% O* _. I# h; T% KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# o# g- x6 _/ h; Oand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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! |( o( h% k' d9 i) H( nLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- C* F1 O  x" r. Z4 Q& w& f>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) q1 h( s/ X' P# F' N5 J>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 e+ P& d9 g( G2 ]4 P7 W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ G' r* H/ o4 {# S/ g4 X>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 [) k8 @" U( U3 G, x5 n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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, o7 d) U4 m: w  s$ y# @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ q; X8 o8 {8 w9 L" c/ ?' m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ U: _& F4 h/ f( H6 y真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ j6 R  X8 H  @; L$ C( f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 A% h4 v6 d" I! ^; \9 K  [  T5 G. D真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

7 a9 C; J  w& \! b全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; R- z$ @* e8 w0 W- {/ p' V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 j4 @( V; u" @. [" C( G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' J$ k! k! k9 I多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

* q- q1 m% n. B8 Q# D7 A& E+ ^真博学，偶像啊。

$ l. V& W* p+ _# o1 T- v! S大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
; D) q/ M5 R* ^$ ]大学教胖还差不多
& S5 b0 v) a( R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢