Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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7 |3 S( X) }, H& u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& i/ ^0 x! K3 ?9 I9 a6 t8 N5 C8 k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ t1 E% D8 m$ z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 `- r8 J+ `/ w6 _5 V: V8 N# lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* P( O8 [6 M5 }# tyou pay me only $5.
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! I8 u5 H0 f& z' R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 }) _* k1 K8 W; x$ D9 Y- c will pay you $500.
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' k; V- c8 X+ a" g, `+ {5 h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

9 {% ^6 S' x8 ~4 NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; [+ k9 v: |* I* Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 h- Z; D. N: g. ?+ p# n& O2 Glawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

1 t+ a  D. J* ?0 d3 n; i) rHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# E2 Y( C  M  @% ^three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. @4 w7 @: g6 X1 c1 l" Tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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# t! W3 J- c* MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 P  ]7 \9 X: D& j/ Y2 t0 d/ Awakes the newfie up and asks,

2 p( m$ i% S& o# Q& o! W1 o- J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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# O2 d6 e" H* A" [: t6 A- n  d6 bThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* D, Y/ z! w7 k. `* M>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 }8 C% O4 R- v) T) O- M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 {) `7 E4 t& s: A% {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 M9 B" O3 W9 F- t, F& L>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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  L3 q& p) p2 M1 k3 q- b' Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 N( f5 f2 t. F+ j0 M, S>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ |+ R; X; S) ^% A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: v: k7 I& b. `* U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; H0 j6 e: A1 W9 F6 J3 l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- O; S% U# h6 s8 {- x$ e2 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, `" o8 Y! a0 m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 {, a7 o9 w8 K7 f0 fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ Y3 l# z: e! H8 _) q* C$ y4 Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

7 [3 Y& Z9 r; L% h: q0 [; u4 b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 H$ P' J# Y1 J( b3 Z( s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& q& i% U) R7 _0 M' w1 ^& C& O7 _真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, v& f  Y, G9 s9 D7 b9 O, }: ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: W0 n; |' B/ d& h真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

, Z# Q! w6 ?7 D' |3 O$ _9 o4 l4 U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! M8 _/ @* C7 [* T1 E别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* |2 h% M; K) I. [6 [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

4 u5 O3 t( P0 f1 U7 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 h1 N8 {" K% \3 d3 D+ K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 Q: _, u! t% H- b5 @哈哈，你们在这开小会呢