Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- k  J) Q: Z7 ]: v) Z7 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ h5 l  N  ^5 M) ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% X1 a0 v( L* d4 o8 C5 | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 W/ A; W4 v4 G( V( O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% \$ ~" Z; q  M4 D8 Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 t8 z! J- E# ^6 l/ ^. Eyou pay me only $5.
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% [# e! l& v4 R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 ?% F3 A0 e8 W0 M0 B will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ c- l- l) b8 s4 q9 o/ YThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, s3 u1 e+ w. [3 O; X& l7 y* C6 `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 Q5 ^( T8 c* {; a2 a5 V0 ?3 jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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. X- Z: w$ K3 q; J1 U( WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# Q3 {7 E5 W( tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* D* Y+ h  [) V7 nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 A( S7 _& _6 X& @8 Q! S* L  vback to sleep.

; y. z( ^5 f1 T4 e% QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ ?7 S9 s2 Y9 R3 Kwakes the newfie up and asks,

  Z3 f8 s7 G$ r6 {/ R6 @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 g% X  K& [. p: w4 `comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 ~8 ]- r, j5 l# _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ |) M- N! W' o& K4 x: h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( U! @+ p3 Y5 q6 r0 M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. W0 i; \5 ~$ Y" a' z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 z+ g. ~$ d0 ~' y) s: U7 w; g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! i2 d. S& l8 f5 C5 y" W5 k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 \* i( |% S* v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 [4 R- e; o5 {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

# `/ E- [2 G% S! z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. k7 G  A- p0 }9 P- [+ i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 H) y; R# V  z3 C7 X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* y: C- [+ b/ v. n% n1 T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 h9 Q, x7 l8 L: c3 G2 B
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% m2 g+ _) _" N7 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% [& A8 g0 B" n% a) |2 m真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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) D/ I/ R( v  _# W2 `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

: i+ G( i- `: W5 A, n别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& t3 Z% |* v( J  g; a  z3 Q0 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

' n; n. P; t( Y$ K( k4 ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! u8 ]: p* _: a0 p) J, E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) z- a$ f7 X+ a& C8 i( m4 I她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" T8 c. }# Z5 M' `: s5 z$ [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 I' S3 v. a( F$ `+ ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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6 S4 n  B) V3 ]: ?. S哈哈，你们在这开小会呢