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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a* B9 g* [7 v: b& J/ C
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 Q. B' K9 N. |' N0 h* t: uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 I7 ?: T+ I! _% N* F, n! r0 k7 h: U5 Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so/ D8 e& l! [0 t6 ^( Z4 ?
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' D; x" l+ G8 ~7 _2 ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I4 ~2 F& A% @. r* ~9 K" N1 b# c3 I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,. I+ M5 S' ?1 }% _( M
you pay me only $5. 3 D% Q1 r' r5 k! P' W% h) \' t# {

: o6 y3 r# O, Y& w# y6 B% W You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* r" `; @, C' K7 k will pay you $500. 9 T- v% m5 _) M" E/ w9 D0 V  F1 d

( \5 T6 B+ W/ i/ k$ ^6 G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's7 j# K) Z& e* j$ \7 [7 M2 M
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'   H6 U  b3 k) T) H5 e. k/ G9 n
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his  L+ }( X0 \$ `- f2 k8 p
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the9 \2 g$ O" C- L( i, k) F
lawyer. , z5 E& i- ]6 Q$ i; d, c# T3 i

4 U2 D' e  l. a' G8 KNow, it's the newfie's turn.# n) E( I5 M# Y; x9 k; x" @0 W2 W- t

* H; A2 Y5 j% UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 |! s+ `  M/ r: A- G' t5 h6 q2 V/ h
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 K2 U& e) K' e/ F1 _( sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! q5 }9 q5 @5 T7 [" g# pthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; t" S8 i6 N. M  H& t7 U& k
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 Y9 x% Z* d/ g) y# m" Dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right. c) t" J* T4 {0 J6 c
back to sleep. ! F8 o& N8 v/ ~, x. l/ i
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He1 c: w7 a8 c: L7 E4 b2 Q
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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8 e, I  f: c4 J, ]'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- i; g% T' T& ~
comes down with four?'
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& }3 Y. s. X5 v1 z" Z5 n6 O+ MThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5  ^2 n1 h  p& m8 ~8 v) N6 V' J
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!- G6 V, u, l  ~+ T0 o

0 E: L0 l2 o! B+ `  s+ |, r2 A1 sLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& q- V# G8 @6 }6 z9 L8 O

& J: x# ^- r3 ]/ f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ; Z2 j7 d8 @' W
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason / P2 y/ S) s6 `
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 7 N2 R; q& G% n6 g4 b
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ; E7 J* L- a; v  Q* v5 q
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
  ]0 `  L: S* G9 I9 D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 5 z. `9 A- B4 p
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more + s9 G5 I& Q# ]
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, : _8 q7 `2 Z! Z3 D- Y$ L, q; H
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" h5 T; ~4 _/ h* [>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 ]5 c2 T4 j* z# S$ ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 O  {" q! x# j$ [& |. U- P) k  c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand + M: p- ]: r, V
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 Z' S9 n7 q; J$ p  y# QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* w0 e. C, F! A, Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# R& e  J5 T2 c. Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 K3 Y. f8 d- i8 @the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
; F, `7 ^* M" |6 I' @, j4 Q( n8 `“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,+ X- L9 V1 ~- |
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' K+ Z: D; _7 l5 ~$ ^' B加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: L; G+ w9 I- @: I+ x  Z
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, o7 N) i; o3 c) j好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   V& q% e$ K. y6 G$ H/ e
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 * Q, Z5 v1 S( o! p9 Y3 _5 X8 p" Y
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ H8 F9 D& B( A6 \真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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( p. S% _6 k- s* E! b8 i' ~别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( ?. [2 `& B  X9 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& v; r% [5 l' x& k( e8 @真博学,偶像啊。

8 b; ^! D2 u; i, \4 r' X大学教授哦,能不剥削?
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?! v, z2 y8 ~9 v: Z% I) C
大学教胖还差不多
" e! Y5 ^6 Z! g& F3 k/ P她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 Z/ n' Y# s& ?3 I$ @0 {) Y1 ]紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 ?3 w* o; g- @* ^4 }4 l8 C; h7 n9 x- N
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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" S  C( c$ s: s. R哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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