Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 y6 ?% w5 t; ?+ othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. r0 `! s1 z8 V4 q6 v: b# U4 l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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7 G* }9 S0 Y7 l# @" M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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9 j2 z7 l- }- ^; W+ c$ R+ b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

1 b- z4 F# |# l: q8 WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ m1 ~9 {2 @5 E1 P; J1 X' Bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 z+ D8 ?8 J- L7 K  r" S0 T$ JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. y5 @0 ]# L( `- a. fpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 m7 Z7 x: Z  {4 OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* @% g0 t% s8 Q8 l; S2 Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 t1 A7 @- m, z! Iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% s6 F- F! P& {8 p1 phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( _: ?8 y- g" `/ \; a* T* \( d- ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 A, w7 @  ^% @4 ~7 S8 u+ V' rand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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, U* F0 {$ S/ @0 o0 D2 B5 KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 c( }! i7 V3 k; x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* N3 O7 U0 E, ~5 h) K! H' V>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

1 D3 ~& S# f, Q7 @>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 p/ g! R. Q% [, I>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 ]1 @; M! r5 p- `. x9 `8 W>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  r( V; I6 N$ J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ Y! r9 |  h; ~4 |long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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' {/ Y7 O- p, T2 ~; u4 t% [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. Q/ Y7 t. @# Y( R2 \! u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' B/ C. z! \- ~* C& Z8 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ w. Y* J' O4 w; a8 C- V真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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( H% B: b' \+ T, ^1 P# r4 H# }2 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ {9 Z% R0 v5 I6 Q& e, J, _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 w% M4 `& Q  Y7 q3 b. w; f真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' P6 \/ a) ?" e真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 m* L1 ?) ^8 c- D7 Q全盘接受一下。

/ z9 r9 u7 i3 Z: K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 h- b9 M" W; m别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 k' s+ Q2 F2 G/ L5 t8 I7 j" N# L多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

. M/ ~5 z0 o) m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

( L% Q: }8 W( C" I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* x7 t% w/ P/ g/ D5 K# y# ], T" w她是大学教瘦？
! r7 a" X* O' c# z& ~( N0 Y# M大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 h  A  m# {9 y( Y- M2 M, @" ]说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; i6 Z2 \" B$ t# ?& x# U+ Y哈哈，你们在这开小会呢