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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 P3 z" L4 }( }* w
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb! l+ i/ g; t; r5 y. j% O" n; {7 L+ o
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) X3 k5 S; O7 d, Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.   v1 p' p5 m0 ?# ?$ q1 {1 W3 Z
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I1 s) f4 k: L$ _% ~1 V9 h
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 K& |  q3 U; H$ k! J& h- gyou pay me only $5. ; A6 d2 H0 t' ?

$ i6 L# T3 j" Z5 R* E* M4 o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I% S6 Q8 V( d  R
will pay you $500. * A; M2 H* U* C" K

$ Z9 k9 Q: @# ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& b1 n0 L% z/ S
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 {; t) Q! O6 c' iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( A! U5 H8 J, R" F8 p6 Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' " ^7 W: I/ x' e0 S, |
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ r# o$ L8 {0 H8 y' G7 E: _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ b# u. d! j4 @+ Y
lawyer.
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. d! [. o1 \9 X3 Z3 LNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ @1 O) W! E* i6 D7 i3 o  `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 o+ O: x8 z. R. uthree legs, and comes down with four?' , |0 P- r  I- o0 N; i/ N% d

5 ?* I9 W8 q& x0 K5 e! |; NThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 l. E6 ~0 \1 d( d, i  nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- c+ J( u- M/ T: d% t! h/ lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' w! u$ C7 f' o5 m6 q7 xback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He+ i% D2 r8 k, w) f( ]  p0 Y
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5! e+ F0 |+ ~/ h( J, ^  k, }& ]
and goes back to sleep.# }4 c4 l- f+ u1 |$ L

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!2 {+ E9 t  ^) y9 N1 t

0 T9 V3 d; m6 r% a9 F3 i2 YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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5 q3 O8 n! o2 x) o# `( P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + D" n' @7 F4 I- u8 f
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 j3 O1 O5 M, |' @  [, L8 a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the - V; q1 s- F* ]$ e) }4 o) b  G
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, 2 B, h5 h4 Q( I' m
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct8 D4 e( S1 H( I$ a4 ?" ^

( H7 v% i9 v# J7 V>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ g3 Z- s1 R6 D2 N+ B4 v( F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a . u& n2 j- ~3 ^7 t1 p6 c1 j
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  d! r  |& a/ \) _; E2 `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# D8 j- Z5 K0 S8 M. e, Y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three5 h) I' `2 f( w! W

( A2 P# L; X; ^& h* U, [; M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 4 j; O& q  l* K% c0 ^
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 B. o4 |1 W/ s$ k7 v6 \7 T" S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# C; D1 \5 J' p  k8 T$ G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / m% o6 }/ E4 {4 M3 `
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( S. q* n7 ]7 ]9 A, W) ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' d/ q0 _* w7 @9 n, m1 O7 W. Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- v! \" o0 P6 N, w2 q1 K/ ^# S! Fthe newfie would l ...

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1 M& k1 J" y+ C# ]3 @! F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
* L& z& {3 B& Z7 n! {* r/ l0 g“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,# q$ W. A  v4 M' U5 y4 k$ \
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: ^- [2 e8 ~5 S' ]; q" Z“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" a- Z& t% S( J8 ^3 u+ V好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 + J( |2 N2 R( |9 X
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 1 c6 {3 u4 K" U  X) X, b; B

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% g% o- y8 Z& V+ |) a* V7 ]真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) E. c& v$ G8 ]$ w& l  J+ V别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 , h9 I: z- ~' R8 P. j& @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 U0 M/ U+ g) x5 y
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真博学,偶像啊。

  {9 m* X: p+ W5 V+ @/ U3 G大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?4 U* [* ]9 C. P7 o+ j- Q
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' I" {8 h& f/ T紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, G! w0 _  {  P, S; g9 C' `) g说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * w  d/ a  H# V3 v, Z# t
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 w0 ?% r! W3 ]2 D7 x# v哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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