Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 L  Q8 J3 R! b: G& rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. R. `" g- H* b/ d, O1 D( q% L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; {' t3 X& N! w! D+ S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! ]4 |7 p4 T7 l! w0 o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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$ K. G6 Q1 b1 x! v$ K* u9 y- x8 J You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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# J: h! K# e8 ?' A2 x This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 @. b' Z( }; r% ~0 L. }# sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 {5 b4 [9 T! K8 o2 v/ i$ pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 q  Y6 n9 t# \& }7 S) c) }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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2 B: J% a& i8 c# x1 t$ fNow, it's the newfie's turn.

8 P) c) y4 y- `! I9 |, i- n6 H/ AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 l; b1 p; \8 N9 r9 v9 H; IThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- e3 r% c& L& N' {: ^5 z; vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 U; |3 f: v9 X, {/ {1 P8 Iback to sleep.

; G, u+ k" n( j8 n% aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( P9 e, \4 y0 b+ b7 M1 w1 }& Bcomes down with four?'

9 ]& |8 s; I2 T; g& aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

# w0 i9 Q/ X4 W' N4 Q& @Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, @. u7 {2 \* _2 k" X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 u" `; n' l$ {- [. c' D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( k7 ~* M2 X: y* Z5 q8 N; y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 Y1 }, Z- x+ T3 f/ l6 O& Z2 e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* ?7 Q! G1 W$ i% v2 o% Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 r& ?& x2 I. I! }, W+ M) K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 J7 p, F6 @, L1 \( Z* E, Q  k>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ D! I( Z& ?) D, y( a. ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& ?) t# V, I  k* sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 y- t& Y4 _) I0 `! }the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



- S# |) S( s& \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& ?8 Z& s( Z8 b8 L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" J" g8 t6 _& d, ^: M. R真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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4 R4 ~& t( V. q: K( ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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6 X- b1 S4 ?5 X  Y1 Z, P, A4 b6 n别把我往坏路上领啊。

' C1 ?8 t+ a# A# s4 X你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  n3 A5 V& z; C6 d6 ^1 t( T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 l3 F& @) s! k6 a1 z9 o多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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, o- L/ M& d) V* v; H真博学，偶像啊。

( Q4 H& k) D) g. F8 [( K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

+ R+ W  I, a4 {. `# X) o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
) K& Z& r' x! v) s+ U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 ~. N: @! U9 j0 V2 l! ~/ J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; L' G5 j1 X( D* I! P说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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