Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 G) D4 Q5 C3 l! ~. H* Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 V3 E9 c$ `! m  x he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& N) ^  H  [& {) I, z3 mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 X+ h3 i- a( j+ Y8 W- M6 W0 Nlawyer.

# Y' j# m* a% QNow, it's the newfie's turn.

6 E; v' z! v' eHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 {% D1 d7 J3 w- m9 z5 h2 c; U7 Q: uthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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4 Z: I9 y1 T" m' LThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% c+ E2 X7 I2 V$ y9 {% n" Dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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  O; I& T. R' wThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

& K) \6 _3 w, t$ \) A* A% G* C7 N'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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4 D( Z+ p: z- r- ~The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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8 `8 J6 J. x) T6 K9 aLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" h: \% \  S- ~+ ?9 j/ s: o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) p5 C6 i7 l8 m>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

+ X1 D7 g' p% B0 \1 y0 k>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ N! B1 i8 s: U9 f1 F& E/ l% b>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! l% U3 ^! X) |/ q; K, k4 e3 \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. ~: ^7 I+ Y$ ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( Q" Z  @- V3 W; {+ o9 ~9 d>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 X; Y3 h) F8 v! h* ~A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ |& W) P2 ]' ~3 e0 Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 e- p/ K& y/ A% D9 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 }% \/ Z8 A7 \8 W3 B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ m' J4 U$ C! }' w8 ]2 q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% R, m6 ~+ J7 l* U真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; Y  ^! S) \, U0 h( Z/ v3 ^“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 o3 d5 R* B3 _, |! ~) Z( V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( Q/ [9 W/ s& T+ [# J4 @8 S& w. b真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! s" J5 i- U; R* W9 p* R' e( h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" h' ]/ D. ]% Q" A* J/ k6 h别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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* f) A. W- {; M/ }3 c  x别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 n, K3 n& `6 k+ }9 f* l你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 S! l" R# i$ W) X$ k5 ~- Y( C7 u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ e  Q( s$ h! {  j9 ^1 t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

/ [* f8 `' l& M$ L7 |+ R  X' d大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
4 f1 B9 K" U# \8 C! y# T$ ^她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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0 z- a8 r8 r: S4 ], L+ b哈哈，你们在这开小会呢