Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% o) G2 }9 I. e" O" Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" t( u0 Q. g- l  [+ N) \the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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1 N2 T8 M. u+ b# `6 f The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
( f5 M  J: d: l& _: m' p+ K lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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; H* H# g! v' @8 K0 W4 {5 h This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, c( G. H9 T4 Hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 E0 S5 G; X% dThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 D7 c. s; X* Wthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 L  z  F  L! `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 z# J1 s7 ]/ ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( J2 D7 J$ D. v8 o: P: ]! gcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

* K# h1 [0 V: I2 @" I4 U+ Y; x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) G! d) w* `3 h% ?( z9 N& ~>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 B: T2 \+ @2 T% Z, f% |>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# Z" `. e" O$ ~% X  W# r2 n>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 m/ \) n# s/ Q) v8 O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 N1 W" {& V' `8 z# M4 ?5 S. H$ q: T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# Y$ I$ A3 R$ G$ o. c. M+ V- D>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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" @9 S9 c8 x+ P" ^) t) q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ [* s: Q2 B/ j. k- ~0 P9 I9 N$ ]" o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) B9 o9 C4 s" R7 U+ ~6 \# a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  K. A# T3 x, c: F真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


& q' o* H) d! k5 f) f
& C% A; `1 z* Q/ W( U+ Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( k- Z- L4 u% A+ R( c& g  A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- v( ]- g9 I) v- W- N8 ?" {: R$ U多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 s8 K% ^0 n& b! E, L5 q$ v真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

0 J: b' G3 S: @5 n, n0 A大学教授哦，能不剥削？

, _  q% T; ]0 a" |: [( v- Q; Q她是大学教瘦？
, P$ |7 |" H3 b+ H+ H% j大学教胖还差不多
$ Q0 D$ V$ L" {1 v, y; \7 E她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" c- Z' K7 q( N+ u3 X8 u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- W: Y' n- _1 C) H哈哈，你们在这开小会呢