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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" Z2 |8 _# |! C4 e/ _+ A% j
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ U' p; O( W, y1 k2 t0 c: p
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! x0 ^6 k2 H: Q6 _8 a) V6 E' {+ |the newfie would like to play a fun game. , [- H5 b8 P6 d6 a9 {8 ^4 F
  
: R3 I7 l8 k* ]# n, q) B; ^  f& j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! ^5 J/ v  @! _  s& S" y; k* Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 z1 R. r  q/ Y, H! G3 V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I# W. r$ E' o5 U; Z( y6 G
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( y( U( C) D5 e1 R& M7 j, H$ H" Kyou pay me only $5.
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# k) j- I. L/ U- q. N4 R6 l3 T& } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  y1 J7 j% v$ y$ t9 O4 v) O( u' v will pay you $500.
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! c# [  ^2 q( c! P% [ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* n5 r, K! d: ~% H0 T0 Zthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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3 {5 Z3 _' X; }: y% j* S! Elawyer.
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4 Q( {! J5 r' a+ h. aNow, it's the newfie's turn.  P8 m  Z/ E# F' |! g
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with+ B8 g& p; C0 P
three legs, and comes down with four?' 4 o! o5 ^7 J7 `* b! w: D0 ]% E: ^8 I
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 \( J7 N- _3 p$ ^$ W! K, J; `
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all6 d7 U# M/ q( v# E1 u
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: a# q7 @5 ~  n1 `, `8 S. Vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) v0 j  o) s3 ^* f! ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 c7 m) G) R5 W- N# I
back to sleep. 9 c8 B5 F2 l  o0 t/ e# g0 X
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He2 f3 N: x4 s0 l) M% ~2 s
wakes the newfie up and asks, 4 l. t: T; D- [8 ]. ^0 R

' G: T) a+ t; ~! U2 k/ r( h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and7 b2 m0 f+ }/ W: v' Y9 ?- O
comes down with four?' & b+ m) z2 ^/ H1 ]4 S7 N$ A
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5! ~! b; l. r* m
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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9 O, e" x) Q8 ]* q+ G  SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the' _' K6 h" U( u# I$ X0 ^; R4 D

! `& b& f6 W; n: ?7 j) Q/ V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ D! S8 o7 L, {6 G+ v9 Q& X& }, D$ ^>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 4 _; [  d  C% Y; e8 w
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. r& ?4 H) F* Q4 C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, T5 ~8 M% ~& E3 @' v9 o>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" d6 C$ o6 o- I% B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* s) e# X5 O% Y>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ B2 U1 u/ `" ]  C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 3 {# Z6 S" e1 T. @0 s8 z
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three4 n- Q8 x3 [* @# |
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* ^  V' ~! |  [# K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the * h& A5 Z6 E9 W% Q  d$ V* w
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ) W% x9 f* T# u; P: @3 K! O
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % Y" `/ F( \  s4 X/ \6 d2 Z5 |: `
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ u9 [2 Z" D; o/ ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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! u; {" q  I2 n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:2 K1 u1 f" i7 c. ^* u/ {
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 ~% n# ]6 W8 F, D* t% `  I
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 l" |! P% `1 k% C7 B+ y) F
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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( W2 c5 a) j# j0 P+ c' S0 _( l! T好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. D: e- u- m4 V* {真聪明,偶像啊

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) }; _& ^6 K! E全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 / g6 _4 G0 J& h7 e& U2 B
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全盘接受一下。

/ f4 w6 K8 C4 H. g9 w: _真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. L( O5 w4 Y7 l, k) {$ s真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ ]  G8 I, U& d3 ]) U0 |5 S

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : ?' [' k' H! o+ c" r. ^9 ~7 W
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) [, n0 T1 R1 d( q
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( ^  i( j7 P; B- K( F大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?. B# C/ U7 D4 z- d0 c$ T/ R% `
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% k) i( L& ^+ Z9 ?1 f紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 A. X; {. q5 c紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) n% R+ H# c& g0 ]4 [哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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