Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; b; a% q  s( t  bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' F/ U4 |5 ~+ I# H: Z# _# d6 lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* s9 k$ h, x3 E3 g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ Q! Q, h' U$ c% U% ]ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" f! T4 O3 ?$ p2 |8 m& C- @& G# qyou pay me only $5.

4 B# B3 o% D3 u7 C( \4 _, r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
2 M, w6 c: P6 r. @7 fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ J0 b; p; i* q1 @* xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  N1 h5 m) C5 T# R9 kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ `+ y  ^7 _, Y! ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. O: R7 f( X8 @& Y' g6 w# Slawyer.

( v7 ?8 `3 B- F! |, \Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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" T3 B% u& `5 X+ T; gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" T' m2 H' _! Q3 m; |8 oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 i9 h, j; N  E9 l+ d$ K9 T& N# hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
8 G; _7 Z8 w, _) u" j5 h/ [back to sleep.

( d; D1 c: a5 ?* y0 X1 k" DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

' G. m4 i  {' t7 X( S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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# P7 ]3 a: u% H) sThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

/ w7 u" D, j1 ^7 a7 ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

6 [9 `8 j8 g- k6 u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
2 M# G; d- j0 p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 X0 l( B7 y- \; _* {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 y) t+ `: v0 R# h1 x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

* W) i7 n7 W6 S; H, w/ _) \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" M0 n7 P$ \* a9 O7 O& ]* l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 J0 t. y3 P. P* o( r: Y. _>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, s' H4 i0 w+ w( k! `+ QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* t, h: R2 S! l/ p2 Q: G0 H) Cthe newfie would l ...

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0 P+ @: ]/ r' R7 s6 f* \
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 p/ m* N  I/ @4 {6 K/ {真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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4 a. h! R4 m! K( L" F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* `6 ^) B& g2 Z' e3 a9 v5 V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( A1 B$ x3 U. q9 v8 e9 \真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

  o; h  r, w! G1 E' P6 A5 V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

7 V! n2 E% f: [! J! S3 y% O0 C真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ O4 s2 q6 ]. X别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) t; V1 f3 q9 e" f; P你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ [0 P& a' T  X8 B5 n: M3 A5 r2 B她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% T# z$ C- j: v5 k* P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 B; e" j! E  d. O6 F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* D3 G5 E6 Q& p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& r; L1 W, ?' U& Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢