Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 D3 V  P/ k4 M( [ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  U9 @6 m( @! _& W) r% w1 Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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6 W$ i' x) ?5 e8 hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

3 Z5 @: n/ g/ N2 Y1 H, R; |8 D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. u+ @7 A% a6 A# Y7 I5 f will pay you $500.

% r7 H: l; P2 w5 E* _! J7 s& C; L- I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ V$ E+ h7 |0 S1 S. @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

2 O* h- I* c! x. c) zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. M3 e3 Z. L# T1 U. x  Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

( S* M, ?$ D$ v1 k, c+ Q7 dNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
! U7 r( v8 A" }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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! W8 [. Y8 |6 T1 N, l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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. m5 h5 S' i9 G$ r# Z9 i3 iThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

0 x( z7 U- V: k* p$ T: @0 ZLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! i- a# f4 ]0 m/ x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 a4 Y5 g$ @! E6 I>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 Q& R, c4 [+ j>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ }4 Q- @7 h  U$ v# ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 _+ @5 C& I' I' ~# {7 p0 J& ~>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* d) W6 l6 J# S>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 X& p2 L8 d2 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: B+ Q! [. ~3 O: |that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# z4 T& ]; Q; H" j: G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ D# z- [% f. c$ {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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) E( W1 P8 C/ u3 N3 Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" b* q8 t! I7 n' q( Q! o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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, J2 h0 W( D% ^' p全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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) ^& E* w' A; z& Y% p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" z: q8 W) [6 `( K  \: Q; C% t别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

* C: l% g5 \0 P# G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 t* D1 ?' f. e  T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ ]% `; V/ y1 p6 v她是大学教瘦？
; g  X  G- W+ W6 B0 d. P大学教胖还差不多
; u) b+ {) D+ }2 A) M" g1 q$ F她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# v5 P6 K$ L9 o$ Y! ?! ~, _说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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# X* P, J# E/ L哈哈，你们在这开小会呢