Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 y) g( K6 {+ I5 N; `4 x+ j
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 c, x- U, t4 H
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 F4 B4 d, e7 B/ ?+ ~( x& X  dthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 A: t. n; r: Q) e! `8 o9 H' s

2 n" e4 x! j  _! o. M' f$ q0 _7 D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so/ A0 {& ~1 y5 j. Y% J4 I$ B( }
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ [6 N4 Z* D3 m& I6 U& v lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I% o5 |  \3 w0 x% s+ E
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 U5 q+ U. z; q. T) D6 Nyou pay me only $5. 1 P( J# H6 R3 \0 [

9 ~& y6 s  k( ?' N# | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& I1 p" D3 c4 Z" k. E will pay you $500.
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0 x! c( q, A' c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; q. b) X8 R$ x: G7 I
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ( ~% k# x( _6 Z* e4 u; J

( x2 p" r0 e" f/ DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's  v3 x- w/ c  I+ k9 J/ l
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 9 S! m) Q$ I  R% i
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his! \' M% H, M( v& r6 Z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the3 N; m# K3 ?$ ~  G( V5 I. i
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 s4 n, H5 B6 u3 P3 {: S) MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 ~7 j; _' r) b7 e$ k# p, L$ ?three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 d% n! e! V; {7 Y& O6 g; S) c
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all& {2 A- O' ?4 H" R$ j0 B
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' W3 J3 j" G: D+ i6 Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ E3 |7 w1 _: J/ p
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right; }* s: s" a$ H& x( q
back to sleep. 7 h6 g2 m# j' E8 a

0 x% f/ V# a6 F7 a+ Z+ T# g: h0 n5 jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 m2 L$ e5 p' K% \wakes the newfie up and asks, - ~. x5 Y5 A9 V# Y9 Q
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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' n# C' j& `4 pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5. F3 J# M0 ~% v, v; W- e
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 r6 R d/ r/ }3 V1 I. NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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: m/ s: f0 K( R9 J$ q/ Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if" _, q8 e) w8 o; ?* e; x: j8 f
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% x( I2 U4 s9 g) t: p4 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 ~2 S* R. z/ t8 m
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- ]4 `/ \; e" _3 v$ j, v/ d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：6 Y- J, Y: U$ h+ C
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“， D; A4 A/ ?$ @. Q
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( s9 q& d, O4 ~$ C ?! g- j
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % U" y* R: h7 E+ B
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 $ I$ f: n0 {' h9 g8 ]
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 L* ^4 U/ g' C0 _% ~
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 h( t6 k! ?# Z( W, ~; r2 e2 [
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% V9 b' |0 M% R$ j9 W* m, [2 x真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 + S9 f$ V' m9 `% M1 ^7 B3 P

' ]" A. u0 b" ^" p( n/ ]3 p' X- W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & O" [3 v- u! }5 Q4 F: C- G
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : z% B$ K; `* {2 Z# \ W
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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