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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, t9 Y7 c$ w8 n/ [9 L+ _9 n( r8 Z  X
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* B, h* u5 v* [5 Y1 O/ F
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) M% ?- w' G4 Q) L: ~! ^' W  {the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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3 f! o* _* ~9 i3 R7 U3 ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ h9 T5 G5 |. g" S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: |0 `- v/ W3 e+ `' l0 X- ] lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I, @+ {7 b, `$ A
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- }" b0 S8 ~, a/ F) Byou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 _5 k. ^7 }2 f* K7 p$ o; }9 G* z
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 4 A3 S) h6 p; c0 p# m9 q
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( D% @0 }& p' G" _9 n+ ^; x! Q
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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& E+ p4 |$ b' _% p# i& jNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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2 e) _" }) o# q4 dHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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) a8 o8 s$ k2 I  o- XThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 b% P( u1 _8 J- X' [4 |
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and+ E- l; Q) b& A5 z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
4 ~* C$ C- }2 E7 m  m. `; ~; Fwakes the newfie up and asks, $ z% Z' B1 m0 N: f

' H6 o+ [& F# ^8 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and, q: f- f3 Y6 H% x8 T
comes down with four?'
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) t, _/ Q2 n( H6 N  s6 l( ^5 u4 VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ A$ t+ m8 |) e3 c" B
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!+ k2 F1 _* ^' K
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& |5 i/ Y5 l/ {: b; U+ ^- }9 {9 z

3 R- q# d/ l. E! W; D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& e0 y- c* M1 O' p1 v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ; n& Q6 }+ O! {* A2 |/ N
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 6 e: c$ @. ?5 ]$ h
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, % t; E! {5 r- p& g( O" p3 F& H5 b
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# t& A* S2 M: |3 O; \1 ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ; F4 `7 K( Z  ~' z6 i3 _' \! S
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 U& ^0 K. G* p4 \$ C2 D" y9 Z! ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 2 r4 w( X+ b( [* M5 Y" r% k
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# x0 ]6 N4 k$ Z6 D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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, z7 P' i! F+ n: Y5 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 M- r5 N5 o9 r% ]0 i& h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ) S1 y9 E/ O+ s2 |, y& U0 Z
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand # p- M. i( o: o
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, r/ J! f# A& P. X) Q* l) oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, z$ y2 P& b! I. W/ P4 plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  P' q$ l! \, n$ j* ^
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 h3 X8 u5 s  b' ?5 k
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: d2 v$ r, O/ w- w$ {8 D) R
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,0 o2 p9 h9 R% \" l& k) I  M
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ n2 r. C! i- k, e. g" ^# ^% J  \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! E* m. `* e& C, L真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : r* D4 h6 }/ R! h: y$ ~  |

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:/ a7 j3 y5 |" x8 W( B; Y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 v. j0 T/ D) O/ \
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( D5 p, p" P" E& l

2 Z$ ~+ @$ R. ?真聪明,偶像啊
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1 |% n$ a9 s0 }  t4 J全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

1 W# c6 x" e" i' p真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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; t! x. {' y- O3 p别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) K8 g" O4 J' Z. E0 Z( e你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 5 J6 i& l* E. V) ]: E
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- C! j) ~# p  E# L3 w多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

# d( T- n6 U  [2 j$ j大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ) Y$ y; r# I, C7 v3 g0 c* T

9 ?7 s0 \3 s* w大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
9 P* E+ M* W' W  S2 K大学教胖还差不多
& x/ I+ q% K4 g* B1 X她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, d9 y, n. `8 M9 G" U紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

  V* }- L8 a& f说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; a% s+ o" j! j% M% O
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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