Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: p7 t2 p- Q2 h# _. m$ t. w3 m0 nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* G7 p0 C/ f6 {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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' U: {7 H- Y) x The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* Z. Y/ q1 |* L+ F) J he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  e! l) [$ L! {- y, j) s lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 I1 h. p+ {( P  bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& T' m+ @( T1 e; h9 e& w8 pThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ l! l1 E6 l  ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 A7 O% f5 [0 u0 {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' R$ b, A" H3 [# N$ E# ?* ^- wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* U' U& F7 k7 u; L1 Y" A  M: M2 Y, ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( J3 q/ \5 }8 u7 }+ u  hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% F! Z; p- i; X. @2 ~  shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, g: _! Q+ e! O0 U! [* l' D>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 S2 p$ o: x4 ]- N# r8 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; ?# w- Y4 _' U>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) Y: j/ P  J5 ?6 q8 K5 u>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! l/ K* B( h1 e( ?2 _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 m- z& a, L. s+ ]* e* W>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! g* \1 |) U1 ~2 U>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: R" H3 X0 {. c6 F( Z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 X6 p. z. }3 E1 n; c$ j  j) TA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ |9 ^# U" l& ~! o& @9 vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: @; a1 s4 R$ Ethe newfie would l ...

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! o! t. t6 e5 Y# `2 u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, t1 W7 L7 M# {3 D+ h8 h1 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 _: Z* x. I$ g# N6 z: B/ q' o真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



" A5 N- [5 [& |; z% T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 B: O6 S' k" @6 d9 E8 g3 d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. M  F( q( B4 K$ A7 O0 S: E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# ^9 n# Y6 ^. [" F# A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ Y9 O( K! B* B+ W$ H+ V) r  K& Z真聪明，偶像啊

) _) d! ^$ U# ]' v* x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ K7 c, d8 }" s/ b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 d& k4 U' H, t, W( k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 ]+ A2 B* Y  k别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  n! y6 |- g4 `7 `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; y- o7 O1 t5 \( X& _多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
1 i- s0 I4 n7 f$ s/ }大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ O$ \$ D: K, V: R2 g1 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" ]1 g  s' J0 M2 u. Y  j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢