Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% K: T4 u) \& n, l, Y4 k% `/ \4 X; Dthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. h/ C9 p+ o2 ~+ ]4 _" z0 ~ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 W" W  s  D9 ]% W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
' ~6 @8 T& E, {) R1 D* t/ D4 _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" f8 i6 T5 K( {3 @4 _ will pay you $500.

6 U0 {# t, W" l. P  N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 k. \1 `" O1 T- A. \' h0 _3 pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 b' b# C; a; ?0 j. I2 X# [) A3 gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
# A* \" n: d, j# u. D$ @lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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& w+ Y8 d8 C9 W, T7 u- [, aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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( ?9 m( @6 U8 f/ L" C" s% d$ I- QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. U: p/ ?* G. D3 l) F+ ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, l+ N# u" ~; z. k" uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- @) t% Z9 q8 W6 w) k* O; N( e0 whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ h8 [8 J  @6 R2 @* M# H- P! a7 w; dback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' W; x1 g, J' q' x. p) o+ Xwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

! R8 P' E/ O: x' Z+ S" V$ R" @The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

9 X- e( k7 x4 X' s; XLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 J- m! Z& L3 u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& z9 C( t8 J& c) p, N>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! x4 a& O5 o. v3 [1 t- X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 b$ P3 m8 E8 H+ `: s>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& q. v# r1 i1 s9 y' e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: ~+ j5 Y0 m6 u/ O8 X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ o: W$ s: O4 C2 |9 {7 E' k5 n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ f; _  C( {& D* Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
( g! q  e2 s+ f9 ?( Q- A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 K0 J2 g; g3 w0 N, F  H! NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. O1 c* Z- s+ W+ v& |% p. u$ A, Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 o0 ]5 P) N  [, j: t, x+ c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



( ~; v; Q: }# @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 J6 v  a: Q8 c* ]! p好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ F! L3 S  U8 O+ E* o' h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 E# |" ?/ d( U" }, M真聪明，偶像啊

% w' |, n9 j( l! g& ^( x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 T  p1 \. p6 T, P, x' ?: e全盘接受一下。

1 c: E: ?3 [- H' k* y( y& V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) `2 F. }5 K, W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  f1 B$ r; u, }) `( m大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* I9 O  G3 L, y1 _大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ u2 p5 _+ e7 G2 z6 m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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0 d9 T% ~  T$ H/ Q6 h- I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢