Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  ?1 `0 a6 F4 e& u( z8 \( {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, K# V; l9 k) O) O' q- X7 g1 ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. I) f9 ]6 Y4 D( z1 z, athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
$ s, \6 {( ^1 f" Q* \( X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

% b: B7 z* L  W: @0 J* e3 m' g6 y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- m& v) P& [8 |$ n. ~* e+ T7 F will pay you $500.
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2 t4 M8 h; }( k" `8 x# B1 {' a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 d! @! k- P  s9 z: E# nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

7 @% f, \! Q, G4 o6 E. `8 j( g, vThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; U& R; U4 P) I# e( M( Z1 lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

& B3 W5 N3 O1 b$ g% l. uHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 D3 j; m9 g( @( y! b! f) `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 V1 p. b5 Q3 W: {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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: P9 T( F; N( FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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8 W$ U2 X# E9 N'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' g  m6 b/ I. D2 O4 C& o>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% T6 G. C. y# F$ M6 x/ _3 D* T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! d* |7 D9 {8 r; w8 S>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 c6 i+ G: K5 V- \6 k1 {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ M, n6 A, G$ M9 e>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ j" Z$ J8 {6 b7 {! w/ G' ~) z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- H- F; r) m, ^" ~A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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! i* D% x1 l# H) u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  B* z, W% ?0 _5 v( ~8 Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: B% W# W, q6 R- u1 D: L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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' |* t0 Z4 W8 ~全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


; U6 ^5 k6 g9 m/ G全盘接受一下。

% T: F$ w1 T+ ]/ O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" l: M1 W- S( X# u3 D5 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

* H; X( U: A! f5 m8 ?, b1 P1 J你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) e! e0 y( h0 |0 Z* f多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  B# b$ o& n& F, B/ v+ e1 w, k5 d真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
% v7 S: b- Z8 E4 G- p/ g3 e
大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
& t8 ~4 t. \) A+ c大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ ?1 A1 r9 K) H) k) G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 K' }, h' _) D/ e% G$ Y3 L/ f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  I' _3 M# L& @/ C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢