Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 g( I2 j7 G3 |, i  h# C: H  nyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 L  l4 T4 \/ |# |% B6 M# i; J& vthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
1 y- f& w6 }6 V( U6 G0 o4 [. A% u% `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. a# E0 Z9 z/ L) b% {  r0 Q/ b0 ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

2 p* x2 O" A8 ]6 |Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 V! Y# a4 b( d  `+ Y+ @# k6 v+ wthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' }4 E  |9 [* Y3 A- h. C. nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 `9 O8 h- f; T7 kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- [2 U6 b/ T8 Y8 thands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  Y. @# [+ e( iback to sleep.

! r1 P' m7 y, z/ D9 K' [; `The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ K9 W$ p* g' e+ n& ]% HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 ^* q! Z0 l" Z# h- a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& K5 w0 b' @& r. X0 i* E& k/ M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 J" K+ k4 a- D! ~5 g* Y% F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; s) X- P4 `1 Y: d) ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& }+ ?( v# f/ J' S" l>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& P" e0 V9 R7 H3 ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
# I% P# z3 f- \+ V>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  O- S/ u2 b2 l& F; LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ I6 Q( b7 V6 N7 z3 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. @4 R; A! d0 K6 g  @& ^0 Ethe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 m( w. @8 d8 q) ?7 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 X4 O& T$ D- E$ c) A& Z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, ~- z; u) i5 W6 }$ i- \* Z$ L3 T9 M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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3 E6 z1 Y: X, M- Z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

# g9 U! K4 A1 d5 o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, t1 I6 U, Z( H8 O6 h: k- b别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: ~# @, \/ S8 w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: ~/ b$ s/ W  f6 E3 K  ^多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# i  R5 V/ W! i( p真博学，偶像啊。

& c# g$ X, Q- Z) c7 U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 R" E( F. l: d& r/ Z她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# A3 T- r  \/ C! v4 z# i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ C) Y' ]% g2 h说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢