Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* z$ d  n8 C( w) rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
7 E. @' E4 Q/ e2 c  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! q9 }+ c( u. A$ {7 P) ~% q  u6 a5 z7 A lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( Z/ C- x. v+ w/ z6 [2 Eyou pay me only $5.
! r6 _/ x% G& |* {
You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
% c/ C8 g1 T0 L6 a  ?, d will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

% v8 j- r3 H6 J; u9 \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 D2 i6 c$ C! v9 Y9 t. k& nThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( E: u5 [4 k5 U6 i5 F! cpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 `- ]8 U  {' c% r# }/ l) k6 zlawyer.
/ c* T( ?( w( Y$ K; ^! w6 ]
+ M  u+ Z9 w6 \! E* |" B; A4 yNow, it's the newfie's turn.
) o) z5 |1 A/ u6 E
# d, J; \8 W+ n0 f- {/ O1 ~He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ R  Z' n# B( X% h7 V' c9 T- Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

1 ?9 k2 K! ~. _* Z9 ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; s) Q0 F" C. v/ T9 n* wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: I: }: f1 s6 Z) }% {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! v1 n( Q  Y2 n2 b" {hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 I% j$ S, W( A* p. F$ j4 j; g' dback to sleep.
# d: ]+ g  S" B/ S8 F
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

$ j8 |' D( h2 ^. H1 TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 G8 c7 |+ _4 V3 u2 i  band goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
# v1 }( r& h8 q, W! O5 N2 B- I* ^
2 i' M6 t+ S) U' l) sLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
+ Z% S$ z$ O# ~& Z7 i* n6 _
) ?9 I; I2 l% g# j  y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 t2 i3 N- U3 Q* I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

9 z9 S8 z7 W+ i. n# F% z1 b& v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; k: _6 j  d0 b' n. ^( G. p>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ q+ A' i3 a6 [" u1 i>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: s" v* \- ?5 d: n" D- b>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
% D1 _9 o  @2 B) Y# P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491

金山毒霸下载免费金山毒霸wps办公软件杀毒软件金山毒霸下载~!！!~!!~

老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, j! h, d! S; A: X) I( nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ [1 ~4 V* f! E% j; T# |& b9 wthe newfie would l ...

2 d# O# O! F+ B: Q
: Z3 r+ V- {- e! x) c
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' c: S8 r2 A, k/ k0 j5 f“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, i# b, ~* |/ e+ o7 L- W4 C( ]7 u真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
$ T+ N! n  _% z3 _! k2 e; N

! i/ G$ h' n' R2 R
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

1 U# t! A' h/ r! H真聪明，偶像啊

5 H% X: [% v1 I5 o5 R
- A% h* @$ A& ]- {- E* r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
/ x" d; r# n  [

* `1 u6 V) D+ F+ [) a全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
& V) [% c+ I1 \' P+ v4 |$ T! v
$ P, t7 |5 n  {# D1 N8 v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

7 u. y. p% u- t4 k1 I
别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
) H. i' S5 n0 q0 u% w
* C! c- Q/ k1 G- i2 D8 P2 a

" u/ U) T4 E- O, M" ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" s$ N# P* I9 U& d) S多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
- T8 C2 i& q- D' t
" z! _! `. L- s. ~+ ~真博学，偶像啊。

8 b8 Z% a% w+ S; S$ ~  I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 J7 q7 c+ U8 K大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) h1 v" `6 {+ r. b* h她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 i. o% r8 o8 ^  a# z. z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- s) `' _% o8 f: k6 I6 ~
哈哈，你们在这开小会呢