Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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. A% h7 c! t  G# _& Z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' v9 ^" x( @! ?9 I6 o, V he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: f3 |: c& {3 Q/ {( ~4 @ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 q% e7 E5 T) j" _7 ]# J: J5 a' _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

% e" R: h' \1 H* Y6 b You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, G# l7 S6 Y9 I8 `, Q5 F will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, N. j  T" w* `8 gthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 N$ m+ Y" ]; V, uThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! a! {, i) P) o; O9 }9 Xthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: H0 j: q' e( _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: g+ t; U! p' S! W+ P2 f$ L/ b4 Tlawyer.
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/ j* W( q" @) B: m& oNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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% R8 E; B- p! fThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* K3 ~( c( t7 M. {6 Zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 L$ c- q$ `8 f$ o- y" _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ r& E. E/ j4 R1 Zof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! u/ c; t8 ^) w. _" vwakes the newfie up and asks,

! Y" D; L, I5 P4 }; U) p) L- a'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ g2 w2 m, U( `4 c: ?) N7 E# _comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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, `8 p' f- E5 |8 _Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

+ V# W5 c5 h  j! R7 S; C4 J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
, l& z6 Q0 }5 c. s' m5 P- L>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 O9 s9 q/ ^, ?" g" E2 _8 V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% s5 ~# G# C9 l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! b9 U0 C* i) E! ~( \>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 @8 t4 I( }" E1 f7 X/ m& Y2 `6 v>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ v3 T, D4 f0 |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  z1 `8 _2 X  S3 L4 w: `) r% K: I>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) l$ ?/ _! {5 f( ], Q3 c1 S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
: S3 O% ~" D' @  q. Y  s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- l. p7 D5 {2 H/ ~, r8 }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' [1 L7 T5 f! ]" p9 flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 }6 h# X4 j" U: v8 Q: @% C8 @the newfie would l ...

& N( \& M0 s9 Z4 q) \( d" ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) f+ h2 ^. v3 Z5 A" k3 u, f' r2 @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ W4 ?' S7 ?. u+ n. I8 S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ \3 H: o! Y$ }$ H/ Z) U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% r0 E6 X) |3 l2 c0 {% B# Z7 w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

8 z# r7 S/ ~% w& J3 R真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 @7 L4 i3 U! Q, k& V5 O' G9 ^真聪明，偶像啊

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3 n. q3 b, ?; s+ n% d全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

5 E1 i. e; @7 Y+ n$ N' s2 N( }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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5 R) e- ?7 a9 ]. I别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( _1 ?3 `! w  u真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

* |) U5 I  d& D9 _6 S她是大学教瘦？
* D; Y2 u* G* X( K& W/ Y3 k大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- F6 T3 m) A% K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ L$ |/ \/ E2 h2 f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 T  d, }6 H* |1 i' r1 h4 \" |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" f2 ]& ?& }- S( _, a) p哈哈，你们在这开小会呢