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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 \* z  T7 ^: |$ H: ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: F4 h$ T( ~- J. i9 f' D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The( l5 z# {1 i  r: d9 A9 y
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; p: L% u" L- L7 u: Qask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,, j& n+ e/ A2 f
you pay me only $5.
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9 W; K8 e% |  `# z# H# \1 Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I, C9 w0 I' ]/ d# C/ N& ~8 f+ s# g
will pay you $500. , U% e8 s5 n6 k6 [; I  B

& s9 Q, C. e& U0 ^% Z$ c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep9 \! Y! [. l6 J- c8 e  l
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ) }8 W, \* o6 s" X) ?0 W
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's3 Y2 R, M! h9 O) ^1 S
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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3 L" Z  j1 c: y8 K- ]# M& G0 e: ~7 aNow, it's the newfie's turn.. w5 d, g  W+ z6 M' K9 n: p

. V3 Q; d4 x8 K7 v4 r6 h2 UHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# Y8 l* Y/ I$ d: p* n' \, Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 u( Q. W8 u+ W3 q& athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) M) g, Z* P: A4 N! T( L$ Iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ ]  z0 E* n9 `, O  ?0 ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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/ W" N9 d& b( X; z+ R) U" H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 p0 Q" k/ U7 [7 i2 u9 Wcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ H' Y  s3 o: {
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# [. C+ p4 ]& Y7 \4 ?>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 G) w, ?* ?/ h' [& G7 \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & ~; g. ]( J' r% D; c
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, + \$ [( T$ @4 b2 t) K
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct) `( Q- x7 U3 F/ i

* K8 ]- q- h8 P% y5 V* M% A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, s$ H7 C* X( {2 e. n2 M5 j1 i: _2 Z6 e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 u: ]& ?2 S$ S- J7 f( `>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" t* a) F/ w9 Q1 C& h6 `9 b2 Z>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
( ^7 q  r! n3 _3 M5 m5 A>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's + `; C0 y6 G& k5 u# x
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& I6 ~# V3 A5 A! |0 O- N5 G+ ?" ?>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
" d% d, [8 q# @4 U4 F) ~' ]>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: y2 v3 f  f0 x# e4 \8 HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ `& U8 i7 ?! |( S& |, R2 K5 u
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 p2 Q: y9 _6 H+ M* Q& Q2 l好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ @( w) c- P8 `  ]' m! c加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 * ~! z+ a2 U- S# c% l6 Q+ ^

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 H; C, N% f* E# U& A* m

  U; [) `3 O; l; f0 Y真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 8 l. ]: S. U, o0 i

. a) [" H2 }/ m- ~! d0 o) f: d真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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+ H9 m9 X4 ~  u) {- ]2 J$ G$ M别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 / h" G* ?& y$ ~- H
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. w/ U, \0 u+ Y  Z- }+ D3 [/ Y: M你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % p5 z9 D0 R: H. E/ I! l7 z6 d
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; w! m8 E7 N! T9 Q) l6 G0 }真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ( b# R, C3 B1 y7 B% I

/ u) E# p# C: i5 I7 L! Q大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. p& |' o' n) M$ C5 A8 b; D紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' z4 M( G' M' s: W说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# b/ u1 A& B  c* g4 J2 u紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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