Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 F/ J3 L, M; m6 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 P% [" d& Y4 ]2 p& m; U( g, Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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# {- B2 s# p( t/ ?5 |, k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% F9 i7 N& W3 X/ F- ` he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( z5 Y' e* e% P# F& v- Dask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# n7 s( R; ?; l% q. {4 n2 a( _ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
: A1 q& A$ b2 x) mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

! t3 f! u& d" Y7 ?. R/ D, cThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; @1 K. ^: e7 i; Vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

4 B5 N4 v5 K7 Z9 vThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
9 @# ^& _  K8 E& c: y! W9 r; n  {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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1 x6 \/ a( K1 Q' D% mNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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% z1 g7 v) T' {& v9 U( AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) N4 W, O- \) Y3 p% E# `5 X- lthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! t! C! N/ K( ?& Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 T) D# F7 k5 B( U. phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 A( u( X3 S7 l9 _% y  ecomes down with four?'
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9 q% ?; R( x4 h1 M: g; c7 }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
6 ~0 v* H2 c/ t7 x, L1 }" X& k2 _and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

' H. g8 V5 B$ F4 ?  y. C; ~  @Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
- |6 M1 N) u8 S3 O9 G>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 f8 ?  B3 l0 _7 q, @' C9 k3 _>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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' X7 ~  Y8 W4 u1 L# U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) X2 p- P! h5 ?6 k9 ~>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" K3 A  u6 [! c$ k% J# h0 {>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) M% c( u- N5 X; P# Q2 g( _0 M>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 J# C7 R7 A8 d* _' c  QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 c% L  L3 u  A6 Gthe newfie would l ...

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7 O* V2 I) T5 _0 u4 ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 u: w7 R5 T# O5 c6 `. N- Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 T3 d$ c' j1 H真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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' \$ d% A5 i! C! P( X! E6 {2 Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" Y0 E1 r# x3 C) r3 \  G0 q" }真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 ~' B3 k$ F2 Y你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ L' h+ C/ l8 V* m5 h% H! w5 R+ _多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& M2 ?) h7 i& k" p0 c  o真博学，偶像啊。

! U3 s4 o* A( x: s* e) G0 a4 u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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, W& h! V8 |+ ~: v( C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 z1 r1 c4 R1 N她是大学教瘦？
  H$ X( ?; E! S! R* W: @) ^4 }+ E大学教胖还差不多
2 F- ?: C: S: g她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: F1 Z% \4 R! t, o, m2 I8 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 q7 U. N$ Z; n( s说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢