Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 X2 H' I+ F) t# S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ M/ O: t& e: Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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1 d) H9 G9 \3 b6 C: m. A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 S/ t2 h! `7 y: Y3 A) Mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

! S' |0 x* o; p' D6 O) P  B8 QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

9 ?' k8 M6 Y- z& _+ ?! q9 Z; p, I- o0 nThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 d4 u2 R+ k' ~# fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' b8 G3 L0 z$ A- X. d  W" eback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ y* j8 [; M, P9 o8 \; dwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

  @' ?/ ~: ?% s. hThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ @0 T" H% w: J& ]) U7 F6 F/ e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 S" K2 @3 Q) i% y7 J+ w; a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 L+ i2 v% R6 Q" ^4 B; P1 z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 p4 {) X4 C) q3 J>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

- Y; G: C9 g3 i$ d: I>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# l( F  Q5 D. L6 {5 v1 t; |2 e>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 k% h6 g+ K8 _5 D$ A; e- A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 V+ b* r" M* V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: w( }3 d/ B' Z$ y' q: U0 B8 L  y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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* p3 {3 Y% i; R2 k( C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 R, r. ]3 `9 P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% ?9 i, H; t- U" [" g" i! @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



0 O+ i9 H, s# l; J$ h. Q  d9 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

; M9 \( Q! ?& R6 ^+ `/ a0 I) j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

3 d5 y# T, b/ ?6 U) E) u) V( G  x+ D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( Y& Y1 E3 S3 ]( g% _* }. ]你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ~: `/ o: {6 D- R$ ?+ r多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; b0 d9 b8 Z) ~/ `$ f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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( h- e5 E+ y! B哈哈，你们在这开小会呢