Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, \7 d! m5 N. Q9 w6 A' ]% R9 [6 Pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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9 Q6 D' J$ G' J9 g5 ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 n6 _' @: [3 I- Q2 \# S5 {+ q will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* X& d) s  g6 q4 J2 t% I# Fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 ?6 f. G2 k" t2 K% \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

% D/ J! p- ^! e6 F8 ^The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- }/ J) j; K( l" bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
# G4 p+ v  w) z0 M' ?# ^lawyer.

& u- W* z0 O! i9 DNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! p* L& q4 l5 Z) c8 \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

, B" `- Y9 {1 U+ \'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ ^! P/ \: G) C- Z' Acomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

+ d2 S; [/ p0 l5 BLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( W8 Y+ @6 \* ~0 X, {( w$ R>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 m" ~: N' `) B$ Z% k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* n% p$ }/ K. M7 X9 [: O>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 e' |7 c& V- ?7 ~>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 d3 m1 ]$ c) K0 H- i$ B& W& b6 U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ C4 i* @- D( W. m0 `# V. j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- ~6 Q! t, v8 z# r( W# A# m8 k+ L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' a5 n5 a; y* u- R8 _. nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% Y( B; k) w7 v( cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 p: E' X: C! m) I$ Gthe newfie would l ...

: {: A4 g) f% n好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 S) B6 |/ m6 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 I) v6 k$ `" K' \" \真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ N% `, _2 ~& \( K8 v真聪明，偶像啊

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( p/ _" j4 T4 u0 |" m3 i全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

+ O- v8 b4 B: V% r0 m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
# ]6 P( a% H2 z0 N3 M- S
3 I: a! P. E5 z/ G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

( ?  D. E% R4 v: ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% s# y4 G6 x# j. q( D) X别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ k" h. Z! h7 A; P& U6 R8 f7 B你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# F& x% @$ F/ S多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 x9 j1 d+ x7 {8 d真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 n9 h  N9 T/ y* R! G她是大学教瘦？
7 V  B3 j8 h# @大学教胖还差不多
' s! y% ^( \$ ^/ @5 A$ M  H, f1 I她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 Z+ x+ `, B% d" r" _& x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ H6 P0 n9 t9 `8 b; E4 s/ D0 v紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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' E* r- h: K' q! p" N5 M; `哈哈，你们在这开小会呢