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Newfie Joke

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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" Z* l/ ^- f6 D$ V
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* X7 H0 z: ?  e* v. N, h* Z& L
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# b& s& Y+ Z* k; N7 ^# V4 L% ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so! K9 z) L" E% l: [, e
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The0 S7 Q5 ?( X. h
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I; H, ?! ~! R- L; G' y' w
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( E9 S( i% t" C  Nyou pay me only $5. / i# }' ?, W2 y. y8 \

! ^% J8 |" e% c. a9 M# q) { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I) B5 D. N' j( q) H; q4 A
will pay you $500. $ V/ j! D- [1 ^% C
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep. X& E4 p" H1 |* b$ y5 @
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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  V: y) T$ r: l3 j6 J1 PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% W3 i; A' `9 B% K/ o4 `* ?pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the; h* e/ b: |% j9 h2 w& d8 J3 E
lawyer. , M) h; W. a2 J$ I

* k. L; [1 L0 |3 r, z! t0 W: MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with/ ^2 Y6 B" u' E8 w
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all3 I5 R3 j  e# U$ t9 J/ d
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, |7 N2 [7 n8 Z) B! i& u1 Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour2 L! ?* k: y$ a: Q4 W
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and) w1 D; e) E, C+ z$ _9 k
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right2 S9 N% Q& D7 a9 b" j+ X
back to sleep.
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4 l1 x, o4 N# y- c6 yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- Y2 C6 H3 n6 S- B- Q* kwakes the newfie up and asks, 3 \( M/ K$ N. E6 F. K4 U) p( H

8 K! @9 _* D" D$ A* @$ c; t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# T* r$ |1 J4 i9 X0 f: vcomes down with four?'
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2 s! {/ E1 R1 N9 jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5$ I- U% |' F* ?2 ]
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the3 d# g& w; f/ u4 a. ~
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ) Z# n9 W4 q/ d0 f
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason / P! E; t6 {( r+ O
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 l" s6 b- C% W% O' M" Z! v, P9 F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, . t" _, u4 A+ e: `3 D; }4 a
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct( Z3 h' W5 ~; a: p  a
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ( P+ y; |; C9 M4 c8 W8 G: T# v( a8 l, l0 F
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ( a7 r4 _/ S: z
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more $ P5 Z" X* \$ W
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, : l) L7 `1 x  D; |, Q$ e( P
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- W- V  f' p) X6 t# Q, u: m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the + t% w( q, T+ j3 F5 i
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 # ]1 `) Z- k# j" o+ _
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" ^% ]0 r- j! H, V/ ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# a& ^! [2 N0 o: N6 n" G( y7 pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 O  q# ?3 y5 Q# _# i. O, Lthe newfie would l ...

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4 z5 b3 U$ I# W. m0 u/ `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ Y' M- h: i* c7 Y! H
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- Y3 A6 F( j7 B# [3 Z' C' L2 n. O好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% g  i  K# M* Y6 `( M: t加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 Z1 y6 O2 }7 B真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: C9 K$ Z- P) p, z+ f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

( Q# Y+ b& o* g" p: h真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 w( P$ E. r+ T真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( J2 v0 a% p* ?* e  t3 \9 I7 H全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 4 I" G5 d1 H  ]) }2 I6 A- G

9 A, ~9 ]! q9 ^真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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5 }5 ^- ]0 d. w2 H9 {别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) d$ s5 H# X$ Z) A" X1 N8 ?% x加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 5 |4 K* [3 Z4 N; w; Y5 e: y) a0 q

5 _6 E% b4 D' m% o大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?1 f* `( Y- M2 p4 _. V
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 R. `: m4 R4 W1 T+ r. y/ M
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- u$ [( E3 E: I2 ~% l# W( n紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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