Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# b& s& Y+ Z* k; N7 ^# V4 L% ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( E9 S( i% t" C  Nyou pay me only $5.

! ^% J8 |" e% c. a9 M# q) { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 J: Y, M. a, A# Sthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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  V: y) T$ r: l3 j6 J1 PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% W3 i; A' `9 B% K/ o4 `* ?pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

* k. L; [1 L0 |3 r, z! t0 W: MNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
, |7 N2 [7 n8 Z) B! i& u1 Qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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4 l1 x, o4 N# y- c6 yThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- Y2 C6 H3 n6 S- B- Q* kwakes the newfie up and asks,

8 K! @9 _* D" D$ A* @$ c; t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# T* r$ |1 J4 i9 X0 f: vcomes down with four?'
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2 s! {/ E1 R1 N9 jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 l" s6 b- C% W% O' M" Z! v, P9 F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- W- V  f' p) X6 t# Q, u: m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 V. i( q! K* g>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" ^% ]0 r- j! H, V/ ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# a& ^! [2 N0 o: N6 n" G( y7 pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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4 z5 b3 U$ I# W. m0 u/ `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- Y3 A6 F( j7 B# [3 Z' C' L2 n. O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% g  i  K# M* Y6 `( M: t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 Z1 y6 O2 }7 B真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: C9 K$ Z- P) p, z+ f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) J6 s" V; P; Z8 U5 K6 Z( ~+ R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

( Q# Y+ b& o* g" p: h真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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6 w( P$ E. r+ T真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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( J2 v0 a% p* ?* e  t3 \9 I7 H全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 A, ~9 ]! q9 ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 }5 ^- ]0 d. w2 H9 {别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 Z" j6 C5 u7 h( d' I; j别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) d$ s5 H# X$ Z) A" X1 N8 ?% x加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! F+ V9 o+ g- v5 X; }1 x真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

5 _6 E% b4 D' m% o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
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眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢