Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 i7 m$ c6 `$ r2 mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 i* j0 o) W3 W" z$ [. D/ B The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" }. ]7 G2 U2 B5 I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! Q& G" K: Z3 v3 ?! B: dyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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& R. K" i- @( U This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 S2 G8 X& W+ H" ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

& b# J' H7 T/ |6 k- v/ p( t' E( mThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 s* Z' M. Q; m+ _2 `" o9 cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( s2 v9 w9 `2 e+ C6 l( U$ G4 s' Ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

6 N9 M& }/ {8 n% \He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) r) i( [9 [& f# Q* c6 }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ c3 ?" q9 Z( H  W# k8 j, vback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) P9 h& x0 S. M' P6 jwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# D) d8 M4 c* }2 Z0 s. W# N& q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  S! ?2 ^" s2 _9 E! ~8 v, q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 |# D* e1 T" J  A6 ]) c; _) \" O. M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 X) {# T/ K( A* j4 b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 J0 r; {0 q9 j4 x) g; f4 j  H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
: P8 N( i( O1 S* y" M: ]# a- v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& a" [8 X" y, i0 i( R( y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# {1 A. _) G# {- u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 p" }( k4 a5 ?* y# zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& E; j& E- ~" S5 ^0 w8 othe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. ?, g) ]3 A: P* V0 `9 p. h2 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& p  j' p! @% s% e  T3 L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ p* o: C: i+ j& u; T* M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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" \# ~. S' h; |% Y# P3 p6 u0 S" W/ l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 Z2 E, y9 X" R6 o别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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+ V# E2 T8 y: m3 o! A+ S' S9 A别把我往坏路上领啊。

$ @" h) S6 C+ T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

' o: p8 x+ r( T6 g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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1 c. G$ c) L+ F& g6 j, o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; q1 o3 F/ \! a  P8 v5 e她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ S3 `5 C1 a: W/ v她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' S! `* z6 I1 o2 c; P- z, w紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 V# J; X# X# S. g% g2 j说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) i1 ~8 J/ O8 ^! k+ M& L哈哈，你们在这开小会呢