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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 ^) b2 s. ^3 athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ ?2 d. C: k' f- d7 Z  y" r he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; a$ o$ ]; J& X" o& b9 n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 d$ W1 O: I# c' c/ F/ X! nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; f: J# u( ]/ i8 Ryou pay me only $5.
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3 E. g( [& N, G( k' i5 \ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I; |4 F1 B1 m0 ?( ?8 Z
will pay you $500.   M7 J- e' i" a
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep. o1 r/ ^/ i5 B" R5 N& ~7 t
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. # ^0 [6 z$ H' w6 x6 a" W, W5 Z" j

% O3 Q$ U, o, `6 z9 CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 \0 a, L, j, [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& W& e% X( W7 d: A. P& X5 B8 J0 ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) `0 O/ \: y7 L8 dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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) _) S' N  m8 n. S) F; ONow, it's the newfie's turn.
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# W3 U! z' G# n: W5 u2 E: DHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with8 ^$ r% y: r; s6 j% {
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all, K* S1 p6 S) x: v7 z
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all+ L$ R! \) A% m% M5 ~' Z
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour- }0 ~: F& [) D: `% y! @/ U
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: V, S5 V3 n" j% O" M: ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He4 E- \* F$ |& {, X* @5 u
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, h$ g* K8 J+ {: s) u, x3 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and+ k9 e5 y1 X9 L# l4 g( V
comes down with four?' . u: C, v5 S+ ^

0 w; D/ e, O" ~  M* }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $53 ~7 [2 G/ ?( u4 r
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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, i7 y: ~4 f$ g; J+ a. V# k4 zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 U# C6 T- h: a7 N/ r3 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 m: x/ `6 G) G/ P: e+ m1 @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! [- |- E; ^/ o0 |6 u) h0 H# P# l>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the # j; ^/ a6 Y$ x! A
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& z  I3 B1 V$ A/ P5 O! m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* {. y" w, G9 D" P: g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a + P% m; g! S3 B
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) }. t( M" [) R" z  H>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 b2 @3 n! b7 O, \$ M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three# T, v* i% E) @$ a) F8 a
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's * ]7 n4 u* m+ a- Z$ G! M- K
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
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>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' v$ {1 a3 P# jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 k4 \* ^, o5 O1 H( ^the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - }% i) Z. e% H$ T6 p' Y: T- T7 n& I
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 L: z; B9 Q# }3 z真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! ?/ e% Z4 ]+ Y$ O% ?) w2 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; U$ s& g6 G8 v9 C
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* ]  Q) v' e) y( Q4 ?4 M( N好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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% M1 n6 z9 g9 c5 `全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 + |1 K4 ]% O6 v6 Y
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. T) \" W4 B" r/ t/ d6 x! P全盘接受一下。

% D1 Y3 ?6 x6 c! G/ O! w3 e真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ; O. {0 U# Y4 I$ O$ ]% r2 u- u
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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( M" \& J5 L/ w6 K3 d: V' I别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表   N8 ]% h2 n$ O( w  M3 ~' W; O
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( Q' E: u6 v9 ?' J9 J' ~: h加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % e& \3 T7 ]- k5 U+ T) b
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

: s. v, n1 r7 V1 D她是大学教瘦?* t. r( ]1 R8 U- K
大学教胖还差不多
2 x; x0 H/ C  K& x! R她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 . Y+ S8 @5 S) t9 D- {' L$ k
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  r) a0 j' X+ {7 g& i0 h' ?% V! ^紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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