Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 F8 u8 W& n) [, c! S. rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 z# A7 T4 V$ lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 P: e$ H) \1 }  f8 M7 ~- |) n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; R0 {1 ^  v" T& P9 s0 U2 Y% lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ w- k& D" M2 F6 Y& k  H/ T& vyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) `" O$ @. i5 q will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
1 U3 n  Q7 `- V# W/ }the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

0 o, k! Q$ @4 T4 u' [" J7 X: O/ b! F+ O& IThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
& u9 F, X0 J! o& X5 U- w, b' f% klawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 \) s! p+ C  cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 K0 m1 D: H- c0 i: l+ R+ H8 ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
6 A+ U: v0 c$ E+ b2 h& F1 \, O" [the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' E( A: k- b  R& l+ _of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
4 o4 c$ m  L! |& ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

* k1 g8 I- q2 t4 h: s0 M: e6 aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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" Q& o6 ]; f. U3 X/ C7 t'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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2 c. K0 `8 H- eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 r; V! I8 s! {0 G) S% O>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! v9 Z3 l2 v& {: \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) m$ f8 ?# h0 ]- u>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
) Y* R5 ^8 J" d>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
% V! q2 P( n. K4 y/ w0 V>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
* }2 M, {2 j, k- i* k! w! H>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) L6 O* g$ x" v/ q. R1 a' [& L>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 R7 w* z* f. [- LA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 I9 L7 h) V: }, J% a$ ^3 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! g$ |4 g. ^- n+ ythe newfie would l ...

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9 n% W. E$ F; ~, D, [5 O0 r$ x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 c$ b" v! ]3 O* @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
3 ]8 R& B  Q* w9 i) T8 A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& c0 g9 z+ {5 \# x) E- ~% G+ w& T真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

# b9 B/ B! ?2 a5 _

8 V: y/ b: X( o) J. d) g8 `/ X别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. [5 G5 V* q6 O6 U  U1 @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 `+ j: D* |" b/ H" O真博学，偶像啊。

8 \6 K" _" [4 N, E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

: b& d  X4 [% j* M她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( V- M, \- v/ g. h她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 V! Y% J" L' H& p: V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 {# |4 _. `: Q) @7 g  P# u  S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢