Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% T$ Y& j2 k2 n" h5 }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: v- M- z0 B6 e3 d0 I: b) B9 l* O7 \the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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2 S. I; j" k7 \ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. K7 G  w5 V( K4 a/ k# ^3 p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. m3 S$ q# A/ w) Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

) R: [: \7 b1 }' d: t$ Z( n  B* a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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8 h0 d8 u0 Y0 v- i+ PThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& J0 ]* d& a; uthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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( Z' W/ v2 W- k5 XThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! q8 V1 @5 T8 ^2 B: @) J8 {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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0 S" [# z# y& e  d0 T! jNow, it's the newfie's turn.

- {) @9 t3 t6 h# u) |) Q- u: K6 OHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
6 X/ H3 J: J+ \4 F3 m+ ^  d- Treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' ^+ R% k- f1 ~8 Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( b) r: n8 d" i% L7 dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' O& u5 F6 i+ h7 r/ V: m% icomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# |: a& ^- ~  `, |. V$ Q8 V) c5 C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ l' k7 d$ K4 o; `& h" {>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- R) v2 g7 ?9 s& h# y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) U+ A3 w) \* B5 @& u  W>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! |  e9 k8 F2 l. A% P/ R( S1 x( \>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, Q+ Z& f) w; {* |( A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& k6 O$ b  t' ^, x3 N% s, pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 h  ~5 u1 S, Z! O2 h7 D- fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 [4 p# L8 P0 F* bthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ C6 S1 `0 t3 _9 c' x0 f真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 c" V' Q1 W1 `: V( \  p' g2 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 o8 ^; A: u$ I" q' n, }3 R: U6 |( C, {“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& L2 N3 D# L: ^, c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

( |+ I* x! _) M6 y+ z! E2 u2 |7 h5 e8 V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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8 J) O" e) X' X" n; @0 |1 |全盘接受一下。

: K  ~! k2 ~7 K, D) ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; {# o7 U+ j% z( z3 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

7 X* f7 k( o) p' A( ?  k你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 L" s. p- o( k* J加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* H1 N6 w: D( X% D  P. _' c' v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  m+ U" v  x. Y/ |/ E$ H% ?- `* T真博学，偶像啊。

& q4 ?  _+ G" L& j8 l& y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

" Z+ p/ X% u, v, P  O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ t9 G- U9 p. @  T她是大学教瘦？
% [' L. k6 ~1 R; V9 v5 f% o大学教胖还差不多
! i! s, M' V  N, S1 z5 C. z4 t! \/ k她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* x6 m+ K+ E4 }2 `) Z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ D2 g' O7 P1 v4 ?# t! G哈哈，你们在这开小会呢