Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. f- |! ~, }( m- f, ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 S) d0 c  g3 P& I4 wyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 s; S4 x4 z" @# ]& F% {$ athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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' s4 j! T; e, u5 xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  I. t* d8 h' j% R: E1 O8 vlawyer.

8 N2 u, n1 J& i3 ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

6 b3 z" k& U% h6 B! AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  e4 Q  C- ]- treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 g# F# }4 p! Ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 I7 T/ K- w, h0 gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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" R( r1 a7 Z5 n( S9 m7 _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 M5 f- o/ _, M>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 W/ j  a. b7 x" D* E, l>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 J3 k8 n/ X- ^$ {! r& L  s; v>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 k1 U, Q. }9 _) h( k% ]! Q>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 C5 @) z% W1 W5 y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  R4 |5 E5 b" |* W7 y% i- ^- w6 u. {>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 j3 f' G. t5 J) n; R4 u/ s. A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) _5 S8 r" w2 ~" A, |# M3 ^% O9 k9 Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 r7 W  L8 k' A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
. Y) {3 v; p3 c0 e8 Q! V+ G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 i2 {( `' y* ?* h5 m. w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ h8 ]! J  A( h/ O- m: x: d9 |真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 i, a9 I; c: P3 ^' C. ^2 b真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 Q, R8 q* [- e真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

* p+ N* M1 w2 m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 I9 A! g/ w1 }  E真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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: P+ J: O; P. l5 T: ^6 h% x6 u% _5 T8 Y别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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& B) f2 i5 }. |  w别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 ~+ S% K& s3 m. Y& e多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 Y0 J& l* _1 W3 U# N: t- R真博学，偶像啊。

9 [: Q1 q2 ~7 W" c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 F7 }) r" U& {0 P" J7 ~她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 H8 c: [2 M  l% W9 O9 i; [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" @/ |' @+ ]/ z9 l说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢