Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ O, W  S: k! ^' i$ Sthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 B- v# F# T7 B3 G
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so& O) H' G* ]) L0 s" D
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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) H2 C5 D& G0 q' |' fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," [: n7 y' _: N
you pay me only $5.
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( A" o: ~6 C6 l, E" }. a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) B8 a+ e; |- V1 v2 C3 Y will pay you $500. : h* d2 b3 @, o/ Z

3 |3 C# d# N& ]- _0 I This catches the newfie's attention and to keep  O9 B9 i, a; ]/ y0 k4 K6 G
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's2 ~, ~: H1 h* o4 Y9 L6 X# d' G* P
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 4 J5 B2 A1 T" ?4 M
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 ?5 h1 |! Z$ Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the, S7 E" D6 [2 d
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 b5 w0 ]# `4 `4 x# v# n0 a& q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% H% I' u: X* b9 ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
1 J( @: q, r6 n  [3 w% T0 a/ Wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 E* q/ o, i& m4 t5 }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right" C% t8 |1 P) Q6 L
back to sleep. 8 ^4 u$ b- D' P+ a) Q
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' Z9 I9 [2 r0 c+ c6 b& Jcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491 · 发表于 2008-11-13 15:32

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / N/ y/ C4 I2 M0 F4 m t
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. q1 N# m1 y4 j% l2 ilong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( Q' F, d# h" Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 M6 G) ^6 z& Xthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / I0 D, r; m4 `' u% i
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 + s; ~; V& W8 z, Q8 z a6 W
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) c" |* T% v- M, j6 [/ u# f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 Z( h( v" `5 r `; U4 {5 }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“， a4 A6 M& s; B$ c) j0 J* e c
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 ]4 }/ s4 }3 b0 I ^

9 A: s: y) k, l- R, m: S: U真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 9 N6 j1 _$ ^, }: C

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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ h( @2 _$ @+ F5 w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 j Y7 C( i9 ^' D E- y) `1 ~真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % a9 n z* f0 J9 x

7 ?7 R) l( e9 r* i大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- i( o: z: b+ a紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + f5 e0 d) w& E$ f1 F& D
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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