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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# g2 A# ?" _. {$ g8 a9 ]+ qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 r  ^2 |; D+ P& {) H7 ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  T- H: H- U8 C! }/ lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 t2 q1 S& z" T2 k( Q2 u$ g, aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" [. ^, @; b5 g( Xyou pay me only $5. * c9 y; x# m6 Y- q! F

/ ^& [/ x/ C" p+ y1 f You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I7 G; n8 {7 {; H( x; B$ s5 J- `0 b
will pay you $500. 6 Z3 m, t( z  r: ^, y$ Y
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep+ R; K0 r/ F2 B
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. - J/ [# S+ x, N% }, t) o# f( _
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's! a7 i  s+ ~% n! B& A
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% Q" B1 a. O4 yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his- ^  ~; I, s/ U/ _6 G8 D$ ]
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the! a' `: X9 J5 S  {; X8 [
lawyer. ! o! w, e8 F' l8 _5 R
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 j" w+ R: F9 V; c) ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all  T4 w; f+ N0 B. k- j
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep. $ U/ c% Q8 Q' h3 ]/ i3 m& S

" G+ n2 t" T8 y5 UThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He9 X( f  \* v( E/ a
wakes the newfie up and asks, 6 M& z$ X: J' g, N9 x
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and+ d6 R0 I5 o. M6 f1 P" g9 N, S
comes down with four?'   Z, u' Z- J9 \
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!) @; _; n* F! H7 b/ C4 V" O. `
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ! N: e3 D7 h% m9 |" v3 B) \. z1 {
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( |, L$ k! ~/ m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 }6 T4 t! w1 `8 K( x+ S2 x3 _>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
) ^4 g) R6 O3 A& W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research " X, {( @2 ?5 i; l& @2 _: B+ C
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 1 c$ c6 T% |+ J
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 O! E. e' p2 q6 q1 x) h' @>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& h; F5 Q5 R) a- T) @2 }, A>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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( R1 N" @8 H& ?' C. I8 X" t+ q; U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 E" d" o% t. o% Y( D6 q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 o7 W( K3 x2 @8 d; Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 2 }, B$ |9 L7 M6 Z% m0 F/ H
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ b; ?" }5 v3 eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would l ...

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, _: u) ?1 E% k# R+ e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 X! z! F( `! W# n! y7 N
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 X3 z' a8 \4 T' ^好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, y" a. _8 G( }- J: Q8 R- W加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 - K# y1 S! j9 j& l; W

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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! q  ~6 B/ M8 u! I! A
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真聪明,偶像啊
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3 L1 A1 q. J6 l全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 : p: [, i- B" J5 G3 h

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ; T2 K; G# A+ J" [7 M
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' g' b9 W6 Y* H7 c
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* a3 I, g' ?* T( X  P加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?1 B9 Q# d5 K' U2 Z# \
大学教胖还差不多 ( d5 H9 a) N$ e/ J9 O. N4 T0 ~
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 Y" E0 e' s$ y8 @9 @
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 x" O5 |, @6 W, L紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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