Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! j3 e0 w& \6 ~1 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ W0 o" ^9 y' q) C' Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& N; u) e( f& Y6 G! D9 O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' J+ b( F; P& x$ I' O/ |  d6 Q3 s will pay you $500.

0 `: e5 U: u& b  A. i* b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& y% c( g& v; ^+ m" t2 |: t& [the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ O  p; O- F" k9 YThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& q% E% n; ^  R8 S0 Vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 n' T" m3 D" {' u% t$ b, Jlawyer.
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: k! `9 u: h% B2 L6 j% ?! jNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* D- a+ |8 R- hthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
7 u; W& u! G6 zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 C( h; h2 O7 u3 uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
: o  F% w; t+ P; f# K' qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; D/ z; `% G) dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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% ]  o& y: C" ?7 D1 l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 A: o# B2 W: w8 @0 {% |comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. {, F6 S1 k( Z8 w( w3 V) |, r>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

) O3 j/ M2 k. P$ d; N4 g: ]>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 @+ @1 f# `% ~& M>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( q; g3 S& Q5 n, [) K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 w- [2 [/ e7 U>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: l1 K" k$ d7 @6 I$ }>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( {7 ]/ A6 [4 T5 y: u/ s) f  O>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 s6 h  {8 V* R; N7 FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% C6 u: L0 V3 l( O& ~7 ~: f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ l* g3 R+ m/ e' z( F% W) K; @$ W0 c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) H4 }2 |8 z  z1 U9 q- i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; m5 Q: p* ?! I) ^( F! ~( H9 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 r1 Y  k/ _2 O" I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; w( @/ `! i% l1 q3 [, z# A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

: H4 q7 L. m* Q2 G) ~' m7 d真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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) V9 E$ S1 p4 f7 {- O9 e全盘接受一下。

! b6 M& ^8 [6 f* O9 V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# |) C2 T8 J" T! d1 U% g9 V别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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/ G/ O+ O2 `& L  H' v2 D别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 l( D  |+ H  R6 j; U$ ^你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* _: S( p3 S! X+ I/ w& s/ Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( U2 n. G; b' L, J) b. P) B多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

. @: u  r5 ^2 x& V" s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! q( Q  O7 ^+ F8 j6 S8 B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) h& f$ w" s) x% S6 U她是大学教瘦？
- i& {' A  P! G- e$ W' u大学教胖还差不多
; n; \4 y# M& P+ p她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 w5 l' k, c4 v8 O- v  w* @" G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! |& k" A, r5 U: Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢