Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 t# \$ H7 h, r  r1 l5 u% Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 F$ h4 N* C1 T0 vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, x$ E! Q# \" t/ }1 q he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  Y! P1 Y6 ^! task you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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& g: H$ {, E+ M1 e) `0 r. M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( L5 L6 h7 E9 W* t2 ~lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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( ?1 W$ j2 |. j6 y6 _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# J4 p- Z: v+ ~# dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

4 @! i7 Z) `0 m: j) XThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ `9 l' p3 x: othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  P1 A5 j5 g6 ?! zback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% d9 O! F; [2 q: Q4 fwakes the newfie up and asks,
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1 l/ H5 V, n' y9 }) z'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& I; |" e4 x, m) G' o; b* a5 d2 mcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; x2 b- h  U' ]; z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& s% I$ y. ]* b3 N. E>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 v6 e. j& K) d2 V: H0 |6 \>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, A- @; P+ Q0 Z0 S" [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 _6 q3 \: v* |( k! D# P8 s% v>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- i4 A  {. F: ?+ `/ j>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ T& Z0 p5 A$ e, c' A8 a' U$ K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! [0 @/ r; h! s8 ?6 g: T0 ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. G( C" B! ?( Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! Q# [2 r- J$ E3 M% C2 k. _$ k+ rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! h+ c2 r6 O! J+ jthe newfie would l ...

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* L/ b  D6 B5 s& B8 Z  ~好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' }/ L; F$ D8 a1 o& B/ K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 S! f& N( m; q* ?+ G( v" u- F+ ~( U真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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, w: O! L1 S! L  Y, s0 U% w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% f7 o- Z( ?" h& f0 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" s3 A7 x/ N  Y9 i6 d7 F真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# S! @- w5 r" s" i# G2 W真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


7 ^( ?/ Y6 ~) @+ E+ e5 T全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

: W) @, S. N" C# c6 |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" p' W9 B; \4 e加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

5 |  Y2 r: n) a# a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& q6 o* v6 z# q7 e" \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# r0 n$ f% x5 ^. _% d% x+ x# y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 g1 Y0 n* _9 i- T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢