Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# U# B% g: h. i3 f- m+ Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 t- R/ \' x. p+ E2 G# D3 W  rthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; Q& N! @+ j6 Q5 N( Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* K/ ^2 i# a2 A# M$ b5 ^  ?( U% F lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 _7 S% |/ J0 p4 @ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% r( y) i, j' x3 i+ v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 ^$ J" {! W8 U' Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# F, A* z3 W" {: g5 ^the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  _+ g" Z6 Q: v4 x2 g  {+ N5 N8 YThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) _) h& |: s; f& \pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

, y! p- @- x( G6 t8 j% X+ T0 xNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 L. m3 n/ m% R2 j+ q5 }/ B* o1 RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" i4 o. N& F' g' n% W7 \4 `three legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 H/ A. N( G2 A8 x) rThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 D: J; b4 ?4 sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) Q" i/ p+ ?2 A) p& dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 x( G- d2 e1 u5 T# t, |) N4 ahands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  k( T% ]' ~0 W& ]back to sleep.

5 |5 M3 y' S9 R  Y8 r7 d0 bThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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/ D. ~: v( {; k+ E' P" Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

3 Y1 T1 m8 E4 r* D0 eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 h& F' S' c, u7 B: X6 jand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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8 C$ k4 E% S7 j2 ILawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

, Y8 c& ?3 r" G. e' z0 v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 Y" R7 {! Y- u/ N>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 l2 a* @7 }; c% [>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
. p; L- O% `6 Q: X4 Q' ^>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

3 j& X* I6 R6 ?% f4 e4 H2 \2 U>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 t7 m& r- V, _. X/ \) O/ \- t( K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. J) J. v6 m% I* |3 v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
0 \/ {# _* r8 ~6 P>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  N8 c5 r  r* z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 r9 y/ i  j% S  _/ m>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 i8 I1 w- a/ R' p- `long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

# O. A1 v& ?! P6 i7 `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 b% R( ~* U  O) p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; A) u' F. X4 y1 ~" s; M* A4 }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* e4 \  O* _2 s7 k7 C" Z9 Y. X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! ]7 Q2 V; U& D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. j( Z$ w9 a/ `0 B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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$ ?, \2 X4 Y9 Y" {! M7 s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

  p) J( q' [* o你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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7 j7 b0 U, n+ p8 H, a2 E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ P- u2 n$ _  H+ s# V% L1 K她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 O' ^% s8 h" y  g+ h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) z9 \, @. U7 j" I1 @0 \( j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢