Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' D, h7 {' a( P' U& D: X  athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 I9 }0 M+ T" b+ t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ g6 X( o  H7 v, g: J7 h1 g% g& P lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 T6 }. Y; U. O4 P2 K  Yyou pay me only $5.

% Z$ u( b0 ?% S- c You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

; }9 ?4 `6 n: x% xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
7 ^( c& M  u/ M7 i  n2 Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

# a1 T0 H8 r, r: L" |* D: n+ ^6 wThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# B: X+ B% ]+ ~; U1 C- Spocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

& x4 T& ^2 U+ j8 _$ p( p4 HNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 {- Q. A6 r" dHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
/ B/ H5 V- D$ i" Vthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 `6 |: \1 i- l! j4 l) wback to sleep.
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' N4 U/ N. @. J0 {6 Q7 DThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

4 g( g, t4 e- C" C3 N' \* ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
. u" @1 J. Q5 v# j! [and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 p  n' h$ ^' r3 ~$ M>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
, t7 ]; l# [& o( P0 u>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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7 u' F& n8 P, I. j1 C# _0 N  j>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' {/ I; i  Q4 U) J>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( \4 t% h( Y/ T5 RA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ d) V8 j- v, g, G8 H: l8 dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; ]. c* Q9 v1 t* {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 ?  w0 K- A2 a8 M! ^: Q5 D7 ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% }9 a; |; g3 }9 ^+ O9 \好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ v+ }. k4 L  {; R9 {7 }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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2 i  y: C0 z6 e+ p8 c* n5 U, w$ L全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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& {9 k0 \! O( Z0 X5 M3 P3 f2 I) @别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! _) j+ C  |# _$ i6 R# _; z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 T9 Y! d/ ]* e5 H2 A5 y9 `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 E; b* u) y6 `- M6 r  d多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

6 Y. ?2 n2 O: p: M& J$ w4 W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  S) L  ?) Q- }  w7 j0 D) _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 t4 Q  G$ `- E7 ^8 t她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 O- [7 R8 |( `0 T) k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ R2 q0 o* J0 d9 c9 M6 m+ Y$ h3 W) ^说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  ?' {8 X& y- i( M2 q/ e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢