Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: @; }! L5 g4 R0 [8 s5 glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, \7 h, v. O! [: z# G8 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 ^) z; K% {7 ?( ]1 jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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6 C) U- P* O. t The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 k% O! z% r& ^; Y6 G8 F4 V& j lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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$ A. H' f  m" N6 b" U' F7 v You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* F0 ]" J8 h6 X6 M4 h5 e  b- Q$ k/ J will pay you $500.
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2 U* A  R2 i9 Z' L+ T5 ?3 z This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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8 U/ ]0 O- B8 r& K3 GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ I! o& R! X6 k. p+ N6 e5 D" Ppocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 z4 J& B* M& `( z+ v2 p$ Sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 g8 {8 E' U- _' W7 C: r. _5 zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  Y* j, D( U9 A, Z% \/ P" x! l% nback to sleep.
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& I7 _, m: P: ~% I: tThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

" i/ Z/ T5 [: S' ?+ W: W* Z9 H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

+ f5 |: `4 R0 L- l; X' ~) tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

7 e) T$ W2 I1 @% F/ j! v>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 t  A% r) z- r9 r/ B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 c' y. W# I! f8 H; y/ m1 C( f2 D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& {7 p) G! ^: s3 O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

; A+ F6 a& V  u5 k- r3 h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 F) j, K6 u: r! D& b. r6 v1 k/ P>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, M$ S  [: U: F>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 @, b7 E8 h4 i5 K$ w>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* L: Q0 S- h, ~/ d! h# S4 ?7 kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
. C4 J/ w4 B0 F1 R( o, t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 U8 j- m6 ~$ U/ n4 {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 k# f1 A, O0 q% O! c+ B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# r- L% s3 Q  q6 l: Z3 Q0 f真聪明，偶像啊

. w9 [" C1 g5 y& r- v3 Z1 \全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


- x* W" Q. f, W1 S全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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8 i" X2 n! k8 P1 n; _6 E$ X& b别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 W6 @/ ]; ~2 c3 T$ m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 o" n& t: Y. r: ?  y. B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( o7 Z+ C8 ?. J; a多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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) ^  {$ m8 B! T4 Q; B, V" A真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 d3 L& J/ |3 A( e" B+ U她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
1 H5 t* q: T* c# s/ y  Y她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢