Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% i( U) Y/ Q+ N) T$ Qlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ b9 I# E( r0 a% w0 sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 ~/ T% ]; J2 l# ?# d" w2 Z: oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" U* B0 J2 N8 ]. R6 ?' i. f- eyou pay me only $5.

& S6 T: p5 e% V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
' ~; {/ x3 ]' p7 d0 G will pay you $500.
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/ }# M* Y! ?  @( n, p3 v7 t2 R* @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

+ l, ]! ?, s9 d' ~1 u* JThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% ?1 _4 ~- B2 }# X/ }+ J0 I$ `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; v$ H2 z+ g; K# jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; O# y- o. |! w" I2 @3 q7 treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 G+ A6 ~& P6 y$ f9 ~( `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ s) r* |, G9 j: @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' ]% p7 h  H! t0 k6 dwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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5 q* }& b' i( F. _+ r6 |% cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 J( B5 z6 x' e' Q$ z3 {3 a4 q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 C6 c6 |5 d2 b>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( {1 V4 ^' I# e4 w& S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 [* |$ _2 A: b>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 g. j) q( `7 Q; e- K8 ^; D2 x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* N" G/ R0 F5 B4 Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# f7 l6 a( H2 o, A7 Pthe newfie would l ...

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7 U1 U" t- u- E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ R! K  I* o8 f0 s: E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; W, E: b0 C1 W! X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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7 G3 R  V) {6 ^8 g$ f" L# N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 d. t6 f; t5 F2 R“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  d1 A- {0 a# F( p- X- D; G+ s真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

$ D8 m' I4 |/ T# D4 |. [( Z; h% @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

% b# W# i; c. }0 |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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6 ^* w4 a  P% G) j+ B, z7 I9 W别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! q6 J" U+ X$ q" Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ H; {4 B# G8 P+ c$ [! B8 o1 v, y真博学，偶像啊。

' N. A0 o0 D2 j) y5 ~# Z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 W( r: k( T; _# ~' g' h7 o她是大学教瘦？
7 S* }8 {5 Z* j" Z大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 r' y6 e4 G/ S( m/ i2 p! o说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% U4 t7 M1 x& x* `" H7 s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 `5 e% K( J& R; J9 m哈哈，你们在这开小会呢