Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- ]+ k  w- f* z2 m& n7 p/ vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  t) c4 m: B' J, g. z* Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& g1 d, p; {8 A( ]% }& q7 fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
0 Z" i* F( P* l2 o  M: Z he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% {/ W& ~$ m" y4 L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: q5 U; U) \0 }( P1 O8 _# R( n9 Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! x5 x2 ^& g! S7 ` will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ V% X/ \% V3 G$ L  Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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6 q* [, c9 F5 m# }5 NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' Y; ?! y$ @( Y: w. epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
4 e* `5 K5 _. I+ F* h: @2 glawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

% l6 ~( I" g& O& w- M4 n  U5 W" THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
" B" Q& }1 G+ j  f; ?three legs, and comes down with four?'

# L- U5 c, S4 p: Y2 f/ ?5 ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 q1 M9 C0 p3 `/ rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# `+ |! ^4 F+ K9 d4 J( f, `1 ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

9 K2 l" g4 c, Y( y9 ~7 RThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 s1 z' l" z& O$ e$ j% M( |: Rwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, _% J0 A* J# J+ C7 K3 |8 Q! Eand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

* r1 O; E+ }7 l8 yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 f9 r2 H4 Y8 z! P  {; ~>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) R" z8 n2 D  _& r& {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 j; o; a3 f  |4 A>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; {2 Z( M/ t. _( D! \' t8 w4 a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, t  a3 J- R4 S& k>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
- V6 b& Z% L2 E7 q. s>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( l! M" J5 L1 ?3 u: f7 T! Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% f7 f& \0 u0 L, b& W: lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* z" F% |. l- U+ Q- \$ M2 pthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: ]! _0 a8 V% Q5 o. v“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; F. p1 p- T& R+ l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 e8 E' x4 N. s7 C3 D1 Y& M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 k; n8 }" h: s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

7 h6 |& o4 w! Y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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$ P5 l: x0 i3 A. r0 ^全盘接受一下。

2 Y' t7 ^( h% X1 Q$ u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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; q; D. u, k. V) @1 o& {9 }& j& n% C别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ Z: {9 M0 _/ J/ E. i1 S多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

) g, a: X6 [0 x; z9 P8 ?4 @大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
& R+ _. s! `. ?* F9 ^6 Y; F8 L. E3 c2 O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( Z1 K. Z1 e) T# x+ x紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' [" v  e$ d) |说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢