Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" m+ f. W( m2 R' [' w: W' h/ Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 B8 w: x5 E% f% \that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% n! L: H# k/ _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

/ U; E* _; w+ J4 d. q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 d  z% Z1 r5 T1 }/ uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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$ j( g) T% \1 a6 L1 ~: q$ @- JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* [+ y. Q# E. {$ Y0 C; |pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! T0 `) O/ u, ?4 d( v: @( a' A5 {. NHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& x9 c+ w# J: o& Athree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 J* }8 A# v* F: l5 K/ areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" S% i. v& R/ W. r5 H1 l( j. Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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# k, N& n1 \+ v8 _" t) }9 I# rThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ k- y2 ^5 l1 I/ [8 I% l: Ucomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

( r. m  F/ I, x1 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; Q" ~* N- ^$ I" \8 j4 w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 T) Y' n; T7 [7 }>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 B5 Z1 B) n6 `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
4 t7 d, {9 m: B. H- l+ k>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  t+ R0 e* g8 Z2 NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 ]( N, k4 Z8 o; g' lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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7 Z, F: V7 s/ u& Y" U9 i( B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! Y  v7 M! [( O& x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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0 }* W- @0 ]5 I- J# y1 v. E' D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 t! b8 a  D6 R4 G% I* P- A. I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) i1 T+ \7 t+ s4 D  s真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

- }9 J1 w- C" h" o真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

" H2 M) G# Y1 B. ^$ ~; V, J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

0 T' n, U, j, G, c7 h( R* l& c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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- x% r- J& @2 c8 C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ [9 {' w2 \- k6 g4 m别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 X1 B1 y1 ?7 L# W; a; l" S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" V3 t+ s- j  S/ u4 ~: u多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 w7 f# V& V' P真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* s3 o, F# K6 {/ G她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( ~& u+ D2 b' L0 `说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' P" M' `2 y: ]# V, G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ g! j' m& k. H$ I哈哈，你们在这开小会呢