Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! p  j" v' n7 c: |$ W+ J( Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) s2 R5 Q' D6 ^, Athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' s# J! i  t5 V5 L7 U' ~2 p# }$ M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  m/ I* M2 d$ O# c+ ]# Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) `5 b7 t2 c( d# r# u( Xyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, }( R2 Z  ^. q3 M, h3 |the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: M. R$ U* K7 Z% ]* Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

+ w4 U! k* n% q, `, s& U; iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 X5 D+ k$ m! U" lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- R3 c7 A/ ?+ s/ hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ v: w. r' {$ j4 Nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; w8 ^' ~9 n% a6 ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 `, W6 i/ k  Y/ Q. zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
7 D- M- p$ v0 i) Sback to sleep.
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! K6 e6 A2 ]- ~The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) Q& E! e$ g6 |wakes the newfie up and asks,

8 V8 p: p* y9 T% S4 b9 K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ e; p% ]* j1 l6 Rcomes down with four?'
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! k1 Q1 P( J+ T$ d2 _- i% a9 pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; G; J: o3 d, X# W>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 k9 H! D" V& {" I>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" w6 [* N2 Z0 n7 Y# M* x>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ N- P& R# h% v0 p6 g" _+ e>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' i: K+ |5 H! @3 Q2 E9 ~6 j>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 v# e( e3 g. g* }- n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  k) g, Q# a- ~+ K) E>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

5 s) H2 W2 q* H' V5 u: o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! R& n& }- R, X" P, o1 P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" M9 N9 z1 d2 j. B4 Z  a0 E0 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! f( g+ `6 Z' n# t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) z/ o6 o* x! H. t$ t真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

( q$ ^' N0 V6 o/ c  u( L) M全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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2 r1 l. G6 g1 x! y+ b4 o真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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  C1 @2 ^# F; B7 ^$ `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 M! }, K, m" Z0 \, l; _你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ i. j+ Y! f8 d+ T, v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ k- u! C; \# G4 @5 J8 M多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% N, O# a. H/ a) N; z真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

( s/ ^- @2 U  o3 m1 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 o$ E# a* y- o/ Q' J大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! l3 P; R! v" K8 Q; s4 V( d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢