Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' y* C+ L- o* _4 W7 w; V" ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" \' [0 l8 M% m: kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
7 u; w1 r. C9 M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; Z0 x4 x( w! ]: m6 \5 k, D1 h. uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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# l4 x# j$ ^: X6 u! Q6 C You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ \( V- O3 X& w; ?The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 G) m) ~) @2 Opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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- E, |1 Q% C! z+ b! w- }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
4 r# m9 ]8 c* e  ]; Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
2 y5 c9 M1 J; F4 L; ]% J" s0 ^6 N8 q1 Zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ Z% L' K0 h' q* A: Qwakes the newfie up and asks,

0 ^- Y  U+ Q) U  C'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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: a. L5 ^" j: j& l9 p5 t" XLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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% u; {+ h( e1 x7 ?- c* S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! G* j- L+ X0 _3 r0 t+ _0 a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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) V" u! u9 [/ k; {* m3 B' [. g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, W& D$ |. c  y0 y# U  K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

7 ~% `& D: X2 O6 k% Z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; p) J* B) T/ ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 s4 U. x: v# \+ n9 d# N/ \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& F/ F4 a7 M/ G% A1 Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' s8 E2 v) Z3 U& B. z. d1 A' l“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 O  b! L, y; K; n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! a6 g( m7 O! O  F# o真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 W" m# ]5 T# a# r' o真聪明，偶像啊

" V# S& X  B' r' D; o, E+ D全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ \1 h  p; c4 A; Y7 u全盘接受一下。

( d* z. }4 }+ a9 N0 K" K& G  S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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9 `( y( i- P" X7 L- [  u7 W别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- Q8 I4 K  J7 O+ U3 W你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( M' @1 a$ I& l# l' l! o+ h6 g7 u/ `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* o3 E* ]2 O& z5 k4 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# Q6 U. U2 l4 ~1 t7 s" s- H她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ X! u5 C& f& I; J& f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 P" y: Q7 q8 f. B0 l2 Y) o) C& T( U说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢