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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a" c8 I0 ?; r0 v. C0 V
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb: z7 J1 H+ R- N4 D
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if6 R) ~; [8 c7 m+ Z7 p" [
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& z) t. D! e5 A, H: B' [ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The+ R6 `* R0 N/ J) {
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 O3 l! {! H; d' ]  U+ Wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# e4 C: w2 K( H% {& C+ Kyou pay me only $5. & J" q- B" h  B$ Q" o5 n

9 `+ F# R1 f" w- K3 }; g$ l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 \0 `, l8 u9 g; I/ z
will pay you $500.
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7 w  I! r( ^, ]9 A/ Q5 q/ |4 I' n This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ d/ ?" R8 V0 Q/ `8 U7 M, fthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. % G" K4 D$ t, j) B. y9 p

! G4 n4 d/ H+ {$ B. u% Q+ WThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 g4 ^2 Q# z8 g, R% gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 8 O" e$ s( L- J, P: H, i
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' I& r1 R5 l& z9 _# ?5 P
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the  h2 d, W0 T" n' p3 Y1 ^9 {
lawyer.
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& u* H" _0 B4 [4 g: i+ p( s: jNow, it's the newfie's turn.! X' G3 |. U2 g( M1 _/ [! N/ _: i5 ~
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with4 H1 {, O; {; D9 o0 N2 y& N
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 t( I- X; i) R! q" q5 x1 @
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. F6 U3 d' h3 {& G8 U) \$ M7 [
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 J# `; J. l* P/ _* w" O5 M. yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and, Q: j- F/ L5 J# z9 R
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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: k3 D# e8 P# X5 R( KThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He4 Z- \5 f9 L# u& `. f8 _& I
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ \% J1 L6 ^" G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" A1 X3 m8 L' {" V5 e* d* c
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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; R8 L+ A1 v# o8 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
9 _" V6 B! R/ N# M4 H4 S1 b>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 ?# T  V; s( j
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& e1 u! s) o- E1 U0 G/ W5 q& B>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 n* ^/ u2 M. {>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 k" C: q1 Y3 p5 O. H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 1 Q3 J! n" L5 b8 @* G( |2 s
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
3 K& w# c8 V! T, C/ ^* F, C( l5 @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ) v) m6 I4 ]( G7 w: S! K) z* {
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 f+ _1 O0 p. R& L: p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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/ Z; n* t5 G; \" ^; A4 G3 p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 7 X( h8 u4 j& J! M) n
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the : Q4 Q" v/ c2 j+ j( \1 E
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , U1 M" M0 L3 N9 R+ W" k
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; B7 ], \- ]. g4 b4 h( T7 Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  M5 {% {; A& ]" ^9 v8 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if, Y1 C0 [1 i* y" J# @$ e% a2 x
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
8 Q, g" [) _+ C“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,5 i! \/ G  {& b: L* r) ?' M) l
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 I3 f6 `5 M5 Z# k- L加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% w2 u( p6 r8 B  m8 T# E" T7 o真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ! w1 J  I8 B( m. J, B$ y

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1 ^( H& k* ~; s$ T5 p3 u* w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:: F& S8 o7 ?9 o% q0 k+ V2 e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
5 p+ P- n- B, l好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

1 U& E% ?! g5 G8 b0 [: b% H% N. h真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( r( @( x! V. W; g4 }8 S) _- {, ]

+ O- Z% K+ [" Z' b2 m2 C$ K真聪明,偶像啊
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- `/ M2 z# x- x) p1 ?全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 3 Z" B0 A3 y, z3 k% a6 L

+ V1 J7 Z% f8 i0 z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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0 x, F% X8 {7 q别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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8 u, l8 U' ?3 C- N别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 J, x. O4 f5 W" ], Y你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! g+ @. P* E! H1 v3 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" S3 h2 R  E/ }" G. H2 l多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

8 [/ a5 F% ~( r8 u, p' l0 k大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 u, y6 `2 J+ x: r, A4 q  S

4 Q! x; e. e' I: C+ n# X* d2 s4 j" r9 t大学教授哦,能不剥削?

$ W4 T# M  p" E# N, i$ c她是大学教瘦?  f/ X0 P  k0 \; B# \/ p
大学教胖还差不多 8 o4 k. H& K4 V7 W# _
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 O) G, g! M& ?) T紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; k9 q) Y7 ?: x3 c
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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' p  I+ ?: u5 |3 H1 y& N哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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