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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 o3 W" }% X: c5 `. V
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb( y/ k. ]' Z: [4 i8 p) a
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 ~- }0 I. F5 m; C# z1 u
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 2 `1 r3 \5 a# x' g$ O
  
' J5 \" E. g0 u! M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so+ I9 S2 m# @, a
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& f+ f7 H/ \/ D# l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 Z4 ]* Z8 G% }  _' f; Pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; }7 s& \0 m% U1 W7 D) fyou pay me only $5. 4 ^6 `2 ~6 q. W8 B/ x' Y
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I2 [) K6 p8 p. o2 W' {+ `" l9 Q8 `) u
will pay you $500. ( S& l# C8 b4 [# d+ _: v$ A- i' f

- |9 I2 _: i4 C  ^; S- o: K2 v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep/ g% L$ R* p+ g* L- f
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. : N. A; d  V5 ]

8 u4 X+ O0 `% F: CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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, p3 |* v) }- u$ m6 w% LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 r- ]  j, Z3 q, ?' J: F( Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: i' i' y% d& _! R5 `' [% Olawyer. ' g1 S/ R( @( U& w7 G

. g' U( i. Z! G. [, }: PNow, it's the newfie's turn.3 Q0 D. ^1 B$ n5 I/ A5 W
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with9 [+ z" Z+ |) k; b( D
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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: W% B. n' B  w: K4 I; _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. D! E, B% ]7 `* M$ c( b7 Z7 Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. {$ r/ R) G1 M; w3 @, k/ P8 _0 wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour! N! }9 E9 A+ L0 i# z% |1 |
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! J( u, Y& j9 j9 q+ |" }9 h7 Z! ?# _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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) p" E# }0 r1 H- \3 |. V( g0 TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 T/ r) {4 W/ f9 n$ Z! D1 t" `wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and6 X0 A" Y$ K4 g' l1 v$ d# j
comes down with four?'
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% l8 R) \8 O" [& u$ l3 E3 M6 dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $55 B1 e& R  B! u- G
and goes back to sleep.* y: \+ }0 y$ g( m7 H( a7 q

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!( H# B( [0 m! s# L4 P

# ]0 ]0 Z7 i4 [/ ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: _  w# Q- y% N' [9 b2 d% W# i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 b/ _5 r& g5 b* a& |. H>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" ?  S8 B# u! B5 R" ~. P; G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; e$ p3 l: u9 z  ^/ F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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+ K7 }( U" N; J1 c) Q; s- r% y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research , w3 i9 L" ?5 h% D
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a : _6 B" }/ f6 l# K# D- t
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) K2 U: |  h" ]( l$ j4 X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% g+ p6 I1 z5 v" M8 v0 [4 g, _' {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three" v' ~7 ]" i9 E- H9 i

( C: A* C) U1 b' U' ^9 I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's ' O/ J" U/ T0 p: S
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 W/ r/ s- b; H; C' V! _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! A4 s: B5 W4 I6 l' B: H+ a>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 9 e2 |! {- M, r* P$ j7 n
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 a& [' ^6 `& C3 r  @
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- U+ @, {, |$ Q8 \+ s- I% ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ d$ g" M" k( M+ a" D* }, o  l' T. fthe newfie would l ...
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8 ~1 c( n8 _% y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# q# e% n+ L; Y5 v7 v. A2 f2 b  O
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 ~& J+ b8 m9 E/ P; G; r
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . x- f; R( s: {/ ]! A
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ R7 n1 R; ~. F( g- T

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# j- ~. i% V9 ~; ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ z  g; ~: b( _8 @9 O6 K! w! Z好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( e# b& M! v7 w( K7 `" L真聪明,偶像啊

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- P5 ^0 c* q; s! M7 R全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & Q# V+ U, J9 F, n) P2 N
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 e" K! v; q  _- m% m5 M真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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2 z. a% N' i* P8 J! [4 d) ^别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 * t+ y$ p0 V6 v( m$ A+ u: e
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: u. {7 ]. a2 |+ x4 T- ^: P加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. n" g: K3 g$ H/ I) P多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 \& Z& w# W" F5 v) {0 n) \' d# O2 a大学教授哦,能不剥削?

/ ]6 ~1 b( L+ V她是大学教瘦?
- J7 B  _- x" ^9 J大学教胖还差不多 4 n1 _$ q$ e4 n7 z
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & T" u9 s4 b3 H6 E/ m# J: w' {
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ f! H* h9 n* G3 @& F2 |" E说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 5 p- U' A5 O, @+ l* G; W7 C. N
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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