Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& Q, v* k, a" Q
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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- Y* {2 |" T/ y2 V; O: {" _the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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# H! h& W5 \6 J+ o  i4 { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 d- H, i8 |- t( } he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The* n9 M7 t# m3 X5 x4 o: T
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I# Q: v# q7 D! e$ k* j; G
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,3 b% D! O' a* }4 x% H
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I% ?3 f% |/ o! Y5 X
will pay you $500. " g) G! j* I5 o$ ~

  l6 X0 V" b1 Z. S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep0 H" L, c: u, S0 K7 O
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. % a: J2 U! L' {# h

' Z0 H2 |& ~1 g, \7 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his% W( }2 C9 }- l
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the+ a, Q: ~/ U& ^
lawyer.
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  G/ N: ~* C4 s4 R/ rNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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, S' {# I2 \- Z0 E& G7 q$ lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with% e, T- f/ Z9 U  ]
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all1 d" m/ N5 E5 F( I! q6 N
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ @$ e& q. _" U) ?$ b
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 V' |' m# y4 D: C" Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. t5 w" X# }, L0 r4 T* U& Wback to sleep. ) w3 p/ S2 t/ J. `! R2 z& C
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He, ?; w, @; |' D( m) X2 O
wakes the newfie up and asks, + ^8 `! n% `* @4 H+ j  j2 C
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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0 G, l4 P& A. J) HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; c: Y# i2 M4 P! K9 `
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , K! u: x- }# A, {! z* z' Q! _
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* _$ r9 F" [+ [' ^. Dthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! C( w1 z- c" o1 p' `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：5 k# s3 _: T$ a
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 G" r) G. g' k2 r( a0 \ I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 * J) }8 U/ M W

# U* I6 m8 l P# P$ N: L真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ) }, N! X& X5 R W1 ]
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& J' v0 \. A8 U8 k. X+ ?全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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8 O2 e6 K& m5 Q) O/ V, k# r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! K+ `+ f8 |* {2 i
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ' k& x. B7 [6 ~- ~/ l
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # ~$ D# h1 b* s: {* i6 H
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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