Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 W5 ^6 X! Z5 X; L+ t1 r; U: Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 i. S. t' @. Q& \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) T( f1 t- M+ }, \% aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 ]0 @3 _6 N0 m! q4 P2 ~you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

6 l3 q9 C; b- g! G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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: }& y, S% O3 Z( kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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; f! e* C" D7 {0 M) V' `" THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; l9 ?0 }2 S% {: ]three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 V1 s" s' d& k- k+ |>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* {# p  J5 N( p7 S, Q' b>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
) |$ F! L; U2 B1 h. [>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! X) [$ ?: h' B2 Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 v5 S% M, g- S3 V& N# [) L- ]& G' _5 K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( l/ O1 o* i5 Z- j0 JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 E6 `  g: F( J$ x9 T/ v0 N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 _7 I% z# M5 T- O2 H2 h- S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 u& f( F& M$ ~% `真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



6 D" s& E' J% R- U4 T, V) K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- o: T- W8 f" t) M$ k+ o/ q9 s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; R( P. F5 n6 W5 {% p1 w% E/ l, L好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 ^' X5 i2 `7 G; a) e6 J真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

9 t6 O/ N1 d/ J# Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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+ z+ Z, Z4 t1 k- i/ Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 D  }, t3 }4 {& |8 w2 D1 E  r别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; H0 a* [1 u. {2 h% S真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" V% Y- K4 N& F6 ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
0 m& d8 O3 s9 P* Q$ B; L5 |/ B她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢