Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 j3 x% v* K, _& R) q% Z; R' [: Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 I% d% x% p- E: u5 X4 Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 f. r* ~: I: w' t7 a/ pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so9 w" x* D6 w! q3 b
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The0 A4 _+ v/ Y( f7 D+ G$ s
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 A: Q5 M5 j8 B4 q6 Q6 a- ?. V
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,% A/ n: [9 ~' V
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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. `6 o7 A8 e  v% @  ~ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 P' Y& |9 I& [  |- q3 c) sthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 1 A7 s# N( p: r/ _
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his  Q$ W+ ]! ?% K* g9 v; B5 q( D2 B
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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2 I& l! e0 i1 V  h9 F% YNow, it's the newfie's turn.3 F* z* q5 F. c/ @1 H. C

! Q; I, b1 w  f! t/ V" a/ E* RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 G( o2 J7 _0 a$ Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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; H% c6 a; ]& s1 dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* |/ ~1 {2 [' C/ H3 j5 ^0 Kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 q3 X. Y+ j0 a2 Y5 K% m6 M0 Athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& e  X1 z$ O- Z4 @: A0 o: @of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and% `: D$ Z! x2 k& Y; U  U8 }' J5 H
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! x! h/ D. w& Pback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He  L/ [/ v- w" V
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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6 X6 a- m; G" {2 u- I5 r% k' L1 d'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 D5 o. x( Y, z; V+ `comes down with four?'
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+ X7 G, a. {( a5 H( Y: h' T7 }/ \The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $51 L+ W3 T' w7 C* b2 H, p
and goes back to sleep.- E- v+ Z" T$ T; [2 B

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & i0 V) B0 A0 ^' Z; ?! ^
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ l6 G% l4 |- Q; U8 {
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb% i" u& q+ J0 q7 k' }0 f
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 {& W$ W5 l: l, k$ w( y: }0 V1 C athe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ; x8 S# Q3 G; F/ Y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：  w5 p# J6 x# w' r& d
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，  H% m0 Z3 d9 d- H6 q1 }
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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9 i3 y. Y" E- i' ?' l* l9 {全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ E' f0 z# g% Z+ [$ @. p$ ~" E

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; M1 `4 ^& ]. D+ T# q别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% G* }! w5 I5 `7 t- Y, h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 % [4 b7 Y, A4 d( N6 ]* `& i

2 h: t( g7 ~" ]* N! \. E真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 $ T6 }9 o5 i" `( U

' s3 G7 v, `) a+ ], g7 ~3 [/ b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( N" d- r: X$ I! Q
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! b/ k0 h" @0 u# U% ]0 {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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