Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 B0 N; X9 {" X  H6 ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) H# z5 q" a8 F! vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 I5 p( Z: j6 W  g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 C8 v3 W( m7 J+ `, X) ]5 _$ d" Yyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

/ j" M& @. T4 NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* H" u! N, O; o* r7 i% \. Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 Z; p& u: y' G  yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! s7 d- G# J% i, g6 `5 `0 Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'

6 _& H3 ~5 w0 t: B; N1 QThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' S" o8 h( X) X9 Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 a8 t& g  n4 r2 X& k' nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 a, u) R+ p0 ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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9 u% ^+ v* X3 t& B4 D* \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

7 h) |% ]" r/ j/ w: V7 G- c'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ c- x8 z, s* b0 [comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
1 T: s2 j" K) n/ e7 w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ W1 [. c2 [$ i! s8 e>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& r9 F% @; F9 `& g/ k9 b( K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

, H# {1 ?, P1 P5 l  P9 ~0 H( }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
4 ]. Z  L: B! D; s& f6 n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 [& f! ~3 ~! ~& B  }>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 D: I5 x* L* B! t! Y8 eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, A$ m4 N+ c' ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& s/ c& Y8 B# J3 S- rthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 ]' V6 N8 d( i9 |7 Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 V7 r; X7 w/ w3 Y' f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ j* b+ n, `+ \+ j真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- R, @( j' G; f  `  M, c* U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 D% t$ M# K( A9 ~: \好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 y" M  W: h2 g  f$ W( k真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 b% K( f( K6 V真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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% O( w9 p2 B2 [全盘接受一下。

( \  g: G5 d7 ~' k/ `5 Q0 R; q& l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# w+ J- J+ H; m6 @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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$ D) C$ ]. v4 ]: \6 k" U4 w别把我往坏路上领啊。

% H/ L$ H  G, n/ a你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ e! n, ^; X, N% }. P/ u/ S真博学，偶像啊。

+ K0 f$ ~" N' q( F9 e, O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) M! E7 [2 n" L3 N6 K她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 ^& e2 P& ^, E& N  J她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ s) o; d* H& D9 `* k% w1 {; @4 v说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ V; d8 h! o2 h9 {9 L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢