Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ ?' L# z" Q; `+ Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! Y: f6 E, z# D. p3 l0 Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ O0 T/ B. J9 W' _ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ M9 G5 a, H; q3 u/ |you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
$ \# d" U1 E8 b  _/ qthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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; t1 {$ X5 j9 DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

# }1 L, c2 z% g, J3 n$ M/ ?The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ O% X& Y2 r2 I/ {: T6 m' _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: e" f9 q4 w( c6 u4 K% b8 h6 Vback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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3 @, D; I+ s- f+ C5 ]3 r' X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 B" x$ N4 K* V% B& U+ i3 c# T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 j( K' I# w" i! O4 F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; b* g, f* @/ y7 O& u3 {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 }2 h$ X1 ~: s; n>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  a8 w3 k0 C! L2 R8 i+ z: e# Z# q5 N>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% b/ L7 j+ ~: z& i>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 i2 z! _; z4 ]8 B8 s2 P/ m" Q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 P2 u3 s/ o" O$ SA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& y& L% v1 |0 z5 r: y: Ethe newfie would l ...

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' T3 `+ \6 f# V2 {- F: p, w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: W2 Y1 c1 c$ ^9 Z9 h( L! H“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  X2 p' Y, D! U$ J1 A8 T好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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# Z0 w: M) A9 D  ]" j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 g0 R! R/ z* E. a“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

  @) }- r* s& }8 u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; ?$ o0 I3 k0 y( w. j  E/ v8 g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

: m/ l" ~. v6 B' N, D3 Q% i你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 @+ z5 ]* |4 H" d真博学，偶像啊。

7 b1 b% B3 j8 }1 b" N大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, k! E5 E, f; s0 {; [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 x4 m, q" S; Y1 V+ Q% k她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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