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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 y) g( K6 {+ I5 N; `4 x+ j
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 c, x- U, t4 H
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 F4 B4 d, e7 B/ ?+ ~( x& X  dthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 A: t. n; r: Q) e! `8 o9 H' s
  
2 n" e4 x! j  _! o. M' f$ q0 _7 D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so/ A0 {& ~1 y5 j. Y% J4 I$ B( }
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ [6 N4 Z* D3 m& I6 U& v lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I% o5 |  \3 w0 x% s+ E
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 U5 q+ U. z; q. T) D6 Nyou pay me only $5. 1 P( J# H6 R3 \0 [

9 ~& y6 s  k( ?' N# | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& I1 p" D3 c4 Z" k. E will pay you $500.
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0 x! c( q, A' c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep; q. b) X8 R$ x: G7 I
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. ( ~% k# x( _6 Z* e4 u; J

( x2 p" r0 e" f/ DThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's  v3 x- w/ c  I+ k9 J/ l
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 9 S! m) Q$ I  R% i
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his! \' M% H, M( v& r6 Z
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the3 N; m# K3 ?$ ~  G( V5 I. i
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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5 s4 n, H5 B6 u3 P3 {: S) MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 ~7 j; _' r) b7 e$ k# p, L$ ?three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all7 d% n! e! V; {7 Y& O6 g; S) c
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all& {2 A- O' ?4 H" R$ j0 B
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' W3 J3 j" G: D+ i6 Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ E3 |7 w1 _: J/ p
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right; }* s: s" a$ H& x( q
back to sleep. 7 h6 g2 m# j' E8 a

0 x% f/ V# a6 F7 a+ Z+ T# g: h0 n5 jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 m2 L$ e5 p' K% \wakes the newfie up and asks, - ~. x5 Y5 A9 V# Y9 Q
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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' n# C' j& `4 pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5. F3 J# M0 ~% v, v; W- e
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the9 Z6 L2 ^0 N3 f: h7 g

9 K+ D: K  B/ B  s1 z6 r3 f* J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two * i  |& N0 w5 u; R( y
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# g$ X" ]1 ^7 h' J$ V- H2 J" `! P>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 r  I, C0 n% }3 X! W9 W& P, D>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 r( R; z" m. c9 t>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' n6 i! {/ n# A. y* F! q; L' V. E

3 J9 ~3 b, g* X; U1 d' R0 u; |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 i" x. `9 u3 _/ I- _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ! R1 j, W( i8 {! M5 w
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more # I' E2 f6 u, L2 b7 o. \* a* i
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' s$ c  ^* q2 Y7 X3 H* W2 n: r. z! I>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three4 Z" y) }6 i1 v/ M2 L6 B7 @
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; o$ h/ b0 t/ `3 ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 1 K- v, x9 L, r" V, u
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% A; i' O, N0 `4 k>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 r6 R  d/ r/ }3 V1 I. NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 {' I/ o0 W6 e  s* I& r) Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: m/ s: f0 K( R9 J$ q/ Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if" _, q8 e) w8 o; ?* e; x: j8 f
the newfie would l ...
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8 S' }, y, R8 F- }' I- W5 d, g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' m' M7 L8 D! G2 z& O9 }
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“," \7 M8 }& E$ [4 x' j
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% x( I2 U4 s9 g) t: p4 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 8 ~2 S* R. z/ t8 m
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- ]4 `/ \; e" _3 v$ j, v/ d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:6 Y- J, Y: U$ h+ C
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,  D; A4 A/ ?$ @. Q
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% Z- p) I) ^; ~7 R真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( s9 q& d, O4 ~$ C  ?! g- j
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % U" y* R: h7 E+ B
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全盘接受一下。

+ m/ Y  W* m2 P1 Z1 K+ X真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 $ I$ f: n0 {' h9 g8 ]
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 L* ^4 U/ g' C0 _% ~
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   h( t6 k! ?# Z( W, ~; r2 e2 [
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% h( w$ b2 e* @! D多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% V9 b' |0 M% R$ j9 W* m, [2 x真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 + S9 f$ V' m9 `% M1 ^7 B3 P

' ]" A. u0 b" ^" p( n/ ]3 p' X- W大学教授哦,能不剥削?

* m2 J5 Q, d4 J! \" J7 ]" S! Y她是大学教瘦?0 Q1 e# K) T- H8 N* ]- x5 y
大学教胖还差不多 3 j* ^( ~+ s. D. [. p  [* G
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & O" [3 v- u! }5 Q4 F: C- G
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. ]- |/ O$ f6 C. q) M4 ]4 U说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : z% B$ K; `* {2 Z# \  W
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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2 a$ j. N0 ?, J6 T4 K哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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