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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 g3 E# l/ M9 S* |( t
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 p' g( F4 y7 s, s4 q, o. f
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if: z$ U1 x: ], j* Z2 A4 o7 D9 o& P' p
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 4 Q8 T$ A' u! p6 F+ D" u
  
* w- D) Y9 |3 j2 w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 w# h7 B. f4 @: A  O' g9 O* @! z& v
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: L0 Y! _/ a6 @& X/ S5 d) h lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I5 w; K, [" ^! _! P! _8 C+ O
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( S, R7 m( }" E6 U( S5 T/ V9 @you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I# n5 K, Q7 M3 r7 }) T$ Z
will pay you $500. & j; W. [+ m. U3 F
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* D3 H" y  P/ \% r( f, ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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6 d: b2 ?6 x& M6 m* W( ONow, it's the newfie's turn.
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$ }5 V6 s% N5 y' N  B) M! c7 @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; Q6 d& I+ i2 I. t# S9 w1 I* M7 Q, @8 Uthree legs, and comes down with four?' 6 `: U# ?- m: h7 J7 g+ @

& I) l3 r" \$ K  mThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all: L, L' K. q% r0 B
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ B& l- x9 j5 F6 Ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; `8 O6 z+ p" P/ [6 V2 C, i
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and7 d# A, R) L5 C/ [5 g/ q/ Q
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right( U: W# ~, R" l9 ^6 f7 L/ F8 v
back to sleep.
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3 k0 T8 v( e% X! q: H! p! mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He7 _, T4 ]  s: {. N: A( m% H
wakes the newfie up and asks, * n+ ^4 U8 v' |/ o: F- z6 {

5 u3 a- b) J& x  z, `* {'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( O3 ^8 u. q" Z, [) K
comes down with four?'
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" S2 {* k& F+ M$ m: w5 E: }% KThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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' x1 r9 u. e6 o+ n; k, S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two   F- O; B% j5 w( d8 m  r) {
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
7 g$ x/ A; }% r9 Y8 h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ a5 m4 P4 ]4 c' g# k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: j0 R7 i1 C/ _4 |3 j- W7 K>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct4 x: Q0 d. F( `

. |! P. ]% ]( F+ Z3 E/ D>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 a8 |; B/ q3 T+ e( V) ]% X>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a & V, t( x0 I4 O4 `5 m% T; L% O
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. D; w# G. F3 c, |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! b3 i  M8 P5 a+ P+ S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's + O" D" w  `3 d! ^" j9 x' M
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ) ^2 q; L: u" M; A
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand ) }7 s+ X" e; B' X( C3 X
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 8 F+ W; J/ s+ |; O8 O
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a% v6 N' l3 ~# I
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb  d( v* U. y7 t7 a) y2 Y
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 m" n4 O" z' y; D% z* Cthe newfie would l ...

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' m/ H+ ]2 ]1 {6 l& |好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 B8 `- [1 k2 r“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,% `2 `+ q$ T! f5 u% h9 E5 ?: A1 N
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- t* \# `3 Y! i: t1 @1 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 e/ o) c7 @, S2 k- J5 O真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" F& Z9 C5 r- ]7 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
( \$ |& w% {: h! b& F6 v+ [“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) e6 {2 O7 s6 w+ s# o1 H
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

2 R+ A- g- p9 @$ r真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 @- v6 T# z9 X' _) L" o3 ^" C
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1 q5 K, c$ R( w/ D6 \: \全盘接受一下。

0 Q6 \2 w3 F& X0 x# s. z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 2 [! D5 r% D; J$ f; S9 x: N
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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( o! ]- O7 T& e: Q4 F7 c别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 8 ^1 |. }* R& M7 [9 r

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; A) u) A+ S; x: K6 M别把我往坏路上领啊。

* Y% T: [3 k8 _你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. U1 S0 Q& w1 x0 X加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 9 ]( |4 l# V8 m  H8 m0 p

6 w6 C! G1 H% `) u( k' l0 v' p大学教授哦,能不剥削?

8 X- l5 Z, z; _她是大学教瘦?
3 w6 ~- w! @5 n大学教胖还差不多 9 _1 _% s# S' c1 b
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 - L1 D/ N0 ~( D/ e
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" l) v2 m# W7 b$ [6 g8 z0 ?3 U说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 t) O+ E( t- P, K% {紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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