Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ s; U8 M: B8 Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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" H, s8 m6 q$ Q5 t7 }2 fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) E3 Z- d2 u' F8 othe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

# w: U8 ?% q$ H: ~$ e3 qThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
$ V3 a3 t" p% Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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8 A( Q- A0 r+ k& l2 T9 t3 D8 k( F/ GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 n) _6 Z! H1 z0 d* Lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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$ S$ H9 _& t- p: N- xThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) b0 X  k8 t$ jwakes the newfie up and asks,

. `+ V! Z, S& A+ c- o1 z% T/ k'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* z) s& d+ G+ C% ?& P# p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% y/ }8 Y$ f) L3 g' n! Z/ w1 _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 ?6 H. t3 d; r  ~: r1 a" [$ O% f>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  ?7 T) X" u! m4 z; c( L>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 \! o4 l) e( }- p. Q4 J7 L>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 s. Q% P# w; ~>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 i- k) R0 j9 r4 G  X) E' q) t9 Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 X8 e( a" C1 f, v& M( cA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 O7 m2 y' w* o$ j7 \) w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
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$ B; R7 _* v+ b" B$ u0 h4 s- E真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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& Q/ |6 w8 p& d& ]/ L1 N$ _真聪明，偶像啊

) G) h' \. r4 e8 P( H0 w% E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

# V  \1 r) v0 I真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

% Z+ N+ h4 `  U% z$ ~6 }别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
  k* |% D* S5 @; k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 S6 \2 Q& b: K9 h! ^" [多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

+ r: B4 d% ^% q7 y% ^7 [3 ?她是大学教瘦？
) F8 @8 B2 g2 K+ W大学教胖还差不多
* H' u) F  }' x: |她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ R$ W% k5 {% f2 H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢