Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" N* ~7 E0 q1 P: S. xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 t& m# D, j  |9 x" ithe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, d  g* ^: Y* k# i. M! s4 ]you pay me only $5.
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' @' a+ {7 g; y7 S3 c6 M; l- M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ r: A6 s8 j8 u. ^  i# ~; o: nThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ u5 [! B! i1 E6 E; MHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 M6 i/ i; t" \2 q8 u4 W0 e. L, G6 i& Q( ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( R8 F2 _0 ]0 f: bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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. Q' z" P& {3 jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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9 `( y/ e* B0 p$ K'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 V: ^- S) `5 u7 ~/ q) |comes down with four?'
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4 |# v; D" y' L! mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
* [! d1 B4 O& v>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 W/ r5 `! Z! k# u% e>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, I9 Z) j) I- X( U: F$ [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 }% w  r6 S# M" A' G6 o0 d>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: `$ l& x) ^; p8 Z4 G>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
4 ?9 N- U# ?1 U, t/ {* s  a* E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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7 ]" _! n2 J- s% f  v7 V5 C0 o好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& Y& h" ]3 O) {5 i4 G) a) U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. a5 l( o. c) n  r! B真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


; x( F7 f  b5 w) D3 B# B! G全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

9 |3 K5 J3 B0 S# C* k8 |$ |. d! P, [真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 E( m+ B  Q8 W; [3 E你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% C& g: G1 A1 B1 }8 n! a. v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 z% O5 {; l. T! ^1 s' i" f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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  J1 q2 x# b' `1 g4 O0 |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 i$ o0 L5 X7 }0 v2 v3 A她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
3 Y  Y  u3 {! J# L- A' B# ]" m0 P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢