Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 A/ g' J8 t6 ?: d$ e& g3 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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; y: y! R& @) j2 n! r The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* s2 }1 b; K3 |/ u( M. E8 ] he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
$ Z& }* x" T0 Y2 `8 b' }/ ]& V' Nyou pay me only $5.

7 X( h1 Z! C+ e* K+ Q2 O6 }: V You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. M$ l- u+ _) w0 `- N will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ l( e* c2 K) a, i# X/ |) ^the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

7 W' x- X3 ~: F/ S2 {The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ }2 Q) H2 l/ D; r; Hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

, H6 I! j3 |4 g* s& Z. }: hHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 U9 g/ T" d- R+ f4 L7 `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 _$ q" V4 y, E7 |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& O& B) z; i& @, y; x5 Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) v( Y0 I$ }5 R( W. g! hback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

; z, w9 @+ m* R7 t# lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- _* `, V+ ]& b, ~) P/ p7 I>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! z. n/ G( w: p- ^& u3 k>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 z7 i" e" ?+ e5 L+ ?>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 J" v# t% D( W6 P) a>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 d+ G3 Y6 p1 T% W* J$ B>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 B6 E+ o* N- _# `>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( y0 _! S2 T, u# u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" i. Q; _2 d9 v" Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ R  o! O( |1 g; Kthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' Z/ B7 ~1 _8 T$ g8 T' J: _好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 e8 t0 g  W; D. n6 z: K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' E2 o" x' z  k% ^' u真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 t% V1 q! N- C9 f. k: `8 M3 H' B" r好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) `7 `! _9 ~# S& y% p& B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

! z% n$ d7 q, O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ {: U! B7 w% @; C8 e$ u全盘接受一下。

4 a& y& M7 }9 I$ t4 t; r1 z. Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 k) X! O( P# K$ q/ C. s多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

$ G" Q3 Y  |: [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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- Q! l( M% e8 I3 f) V& [7 W/ j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" l& f# S2 v! ?7 F! a( ^: s9 |她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- C! k. z- H  c& F7 x0 h+ e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 ?# n( [/ y: |+ y. y说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ }/ @% S: `  F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& A( V1 C- c( l0 S- r哈哈，你们在这开小会呢