Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. }$ W0 @' I  blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 j5 S- \6 `6 ]* ~8 pthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 x; F; U/ E2 Q+ R, J he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 Z* }$ G5 c  [. g; R+ c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 E" i2 t7 s- [& Tyou pay me only $5.
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( v3 k2 j3 y) N' \1 p$ d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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) ^0 g+ e7 _! ?" e) PThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ A7 t3 V# l  u7 \7 R3 Y4 E5 Flawyer.
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  l5 C1 w& V0 v5 \; TNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 u5 R5 d, v: T% rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: _1 `, e* K9 ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

5 C% E0 v6 ~6 J0 w  _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ T6 \0 p' e# R- R# `>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% u; {$ D) d& D/ R) z4 M. R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
5 K" g% s: R: S# o* G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 ?  T* x& m) A/ {>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
5 c. x% k* L9 j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- Y) ?. `8 m* x  q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( I  v6 M* K8 ?) D% u5 [>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 q+ R3 @& m" ?" Z+ n+ k7 R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
* M8 F, U3 H2 @' S7 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, P& R/ _0 e8 Q5 b" m5 b- N* F' F. hthe newfie would l ...

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3 Q% n* ^8 v; p- T, e+ c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: v. w/ G; |+ M! ^+ B' K4 }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 W  m! V9 c. F- b: [真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
7 Q) p$ I5 G1 ]5 U! P! C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# |0 g: A& K& f" i) U3 o( Q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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3 {+ D) i2 b; w; q真聪明，偶像啊

# `+ u- ~- q; F: e' |4 L" j全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


' j1 Q3 y6 L8 Z8 I" i/ U全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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8 N' N9 A' `# Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 A; I0 z- G- y# h( d- U你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- E: N9 \' S6 t9 Z% a& ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ A0 U1 A$ ?# g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 b+ Y& w0 R, s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% ?' s/ c! i) S2 q- W! [0 z. V她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
6 U8 s' V9 O/ B$ M2 ~3 d+ M' f4 {, \她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( L( _# o& t8 d  `1 L1 F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 @+ D; f/ }) l) |% w) ~' ^说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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, r3 }; m- M# ^; j6 f2 B! g# O& @哈哈，你们在这开小会呢