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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if8 `) ^3 W2 r2 J6 Y. A2 s
the newfie would like to play a fun game. # U+ O, T  x# T* O
  
# E5 m# W& p% R& B- g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% U9 G* s* X  Q2 K: l; `3 p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' g4 v* J3 |5 q/ e( Q) f/ |: V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I4 h, v! F) N7 ]1 ]/ D2 ~) p
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ f7 f- G% J4 c4 w. G, ]' Syou pay me only $5.
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( n$ w% `) U/ @$ K( W* F7 V6 ^* m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: h* `" v% \+ d
will pay you $500.
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7 `! g( d  B, _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 C  P0 t+ H$ F; c
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's% {3 q  K- ?! K- A  u- D
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0 y/ F# s# z) J! \  Y! WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his3 {5 Y) o. r: @' a5 B" T5 t
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) ]9 O, x7 J- R( `) d
lawyer. 0 L0 w$ o5 D! f( K
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. ]0 P- Z; c: h# z7 lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 X0 c7 o( @% T. P2 T- f) h" W+ u* dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right. K! G( S) T. G$ ^# ]; n9 D
back to sleep. & R7 f, w5 t* D$ n7 f8 o9 d
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# w8 n. }! [* Z3 v
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; X, Q0 F' W8 y7 Q& Q
comes down with four?' 8 m% x; B) N+ }/ y
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!' g) b0 y3 G5 u" W3 O% b

, ?( S8 D. v' Z2 D' X% _8 YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
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>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& I+ s( E( u! `9 n. T2 @( k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 n) ?# R# ]9 {. W) d) _( H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct2 B5 q( w% O) V

2 p: E$ X% H  h+ J6 g2 x>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research " s0 ~$ Q' d7 Y) w. e2 G
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ; S, D9 e+ i- S
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* h, R2 h  N) J>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 9 A7 h6 g$ Q, J  |) {+ m  n
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ R( \5 u% E* r>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the   D; e1 P/ Z+ o/ V- K0 W3 Y
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' x+ K. N& f2 W! y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 |% O1 W4 p* H/ r' @# q0 oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 s: j# d1 c( q. R) S/ {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb1 w' d/ I; _7 W* f
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if. y: |8 \- X  O) m  ^# Z3 v$ l+ ~( ~, U* T
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. V% Y$ y5 Q% g1 k. @6 e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,& R# _8 \; X+ Q, E' |  h9 I
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 + z& k* M7 R+ P9 @8 O
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# q9 Q: I* j8 @3 l) t- c5 r
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
; F' N! B: O9 ~2 E6 Q, u好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 8 C/ H9 [9 H) }/ }
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真聪明,偶像啊
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& X# z. `' X# U0 r& E- V$ J3 Z全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 8 x. a  f5 F; H" g- Z, _0 Y8 ]
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

: D5 r& r1 I& \你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & S& P9 l! x; q# c; `' @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( a% V# A, f' _; q多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

% w; }5 C; t- x! O( U- e- ?& v/ ?) P大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教胖还差不多
* X8 V9 E3 K; e( R5 ]她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 Z, g3 F& }" z( K紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" ?0 D- t2 T; q; a- o/ H: v5 y# n说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 _4 Q& Y6 ?0 {. ?
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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