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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a6 T- T+ R0 H# O. A& Y7 D
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  `# p' R8 B9 P3 j4 r: m5 Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 K8 v# A* G: v
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 o" A0 ]  E  }7 _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% k# z7 g7 Y) @, ]  x# { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" J- J9 g7 w. j+ p9 z1 ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ S2 K1 S* R$ o* G2 ?( wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,% r$ b" A3 m" W% d3 e: \$ V
you pay me only $5. 1 h0 N8 Z/ ]& N, F4 U
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ D9 h- [7 D- ?, _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) V5 P/ d" q1 U# N8 I+ ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' $ U, K5 A$ I! J: r) \

- D: a# Y4 Z  b7 a3 PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 b6 M0 ?/ r9 u8 ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. N3 }* F: O& @! }. r
lawyer. 0 U- N# n. K8 p2 G

/ Z7 F: @8 F6 c+ yNow, it's the newfie's turn.8 H9 v1 P0 D/ l+ ?0 y+ I& E' P7 x0 X
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 W2 a; w" ]/ R6 j/ O9 q, rthree legs, and comes down with four?'   S7 A7 I4 f2 \3 L4 J+ p

" L$ E; P- B" N4 z$ l. H/ j6 FThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all9 C+ Z/ c* r6 t5 q: H  d1 Q
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all( G6 ~* \+ I9 x2 ?3 s
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 Y( c9 ?/ e& Q( Q7 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" d. J" F8 b+ Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right8 h1 [; \" V8 j
back to sleep. 6 v: u( G, P) h9 A

1 n$ c$ [) N# B& D) w+ i7 }2 m6 EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He' V) W: [5 G7 X9 X4 w! p" Y
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; ~( t5 f% O2 ~9 S3 v
and goes back to sleep./ `" e# k5 O5 X9 p+ R

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!2 m& [  i9 R) A1 u

& e1 e3 m( Y8 U; LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the, v; J6 t/ B$ |; t

! H& N4 F- Q% b$ l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 B/ Z2 S( u9 Q0 z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # s6 Q, Z; Y  `2 W$ B# Y
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 8 }2 D- Y. @9 Z+ K2 k" I
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ) d% L: a7 `) j/ x! o  J
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 Z  W6 d7 {7 X>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# h# y; [. z( @# n+ v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a : ]6 \, Z% Y$ [6 P' H
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ ?+ K9 L* s; p6 _) Y! G>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ' a6 h8 M2 f* B( Y
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( l( Z. `3 s6 r6 d  L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ a9 Z0 Z) _" p: Z0 Z$ N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 2 m9 K9 V& f2 Z+ L
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ H- u" T. t; {9 m" Z/ ?A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a( W1 n+ J" i# q: C- s' V4 d
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 {( O% Y/ V$ m: D6 x' K+ Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% |2 |% x7 H6 i: a3 d; Z- @the newfie would l ...
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! m% u3 o) u4 B$ o0 v6 W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:, e6 T0 ~6 }, ]* `$ a8 c9 e
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ a; x' b7 ^6 n好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! E& @5 Y6 {: \" s) `8 [( g5 i
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 ^# S4 n  B  C, m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 `, {% E$ ^3 Y“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
* Q% F9 U7 P, M5 k# n" Y, C6 U好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

! S' {5 n7 n3 S; E( ?5 u真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& Q9 ^4 F( e" M全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 x0 V/ f6 ?3 D( L

* C: T" i2 \. E+ _" a真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 9 }/ ]) v" k1 x
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & g0 h0 e- p+ E+ ^, t) q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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. l& m$ Z# f# {& Y* K) X9 L9 b大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 8 \/ X% m9 v, m8 n# V
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 H+ ]( x+ n: {
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ k/ j) g; u' |说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! T$ A+ d' x. p& v% K( X: ?8 |) A. o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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  d+ B) y; `( x4 I2 i' _3 i$ A哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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