Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a5 X( ]; j/ y7 R+ Z
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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+ T& b, Q4 t, tthe newfie would like to play a fun game. " M+ d5 w3 l: V4 I+ I, \+ _8 I3 @
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so: x+ P! e7 A  W2 s
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The* D/ t' L9 e9 }% [. Y2 z# Q; f
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 A# S$ @0 n8 x  o( V4 m/ Eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, U8 A: Z  k7 D$ t7 w, u% O( Ayou pay me only $5. % ^) i4 v) \5 }  P1 p1 Q
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I7 _$ _" C- Z3 O) f; ]
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his3 x3 v6 N: x# U) l4 z( f3 w1 z2 u7 @  P
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the/ J+ x; A  l: g. p/ [6 N* d" J6 \& Z* V
lawyer. : d( G6 f9 R* W' d: K! ?1 C3 B9 B
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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- m! W- t2 v- D& f6 |3 ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& V+ n4 J$ [4 K; G/ M- qthree legs, and comes down with four?' ; E3 I/ e3 c* p$ R( k( K' D
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all% z9 d3 e# V9 y; k9 n* X
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and$ s* {' q9 C5 M; t
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5- N0 {1 y; A4 Y/ A6 O% b* o
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

rstu491 · 发表于 2008-11-13 15:32

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & p/ D; R# W3 a1 x1 i7 V8 Z; g; i; N
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a8 }, u6 S/ j: O2 ?+ ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 O; c1 e$ p' f* L% Z4 H
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ; S0 h( \' g1 O% C( ~
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. ^. H9 ~4 N( V2 Q, H4 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# w4 d: v7 z' g& A9 `/ g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% Q( l; F; ]9 M0 _& Q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / i* M1 b z8 p: U9 X0 ]8 w' e9 U0 Y2 U

" w& N1 ?+ a) s7 J2 ~( D# u8 Z真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ; Z. a) Y1 @1 ~ B8 b) B
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 3 X4 F! d3 i( E( D
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' T, u" y, g7 E5 }( Q0 Z( y9 J4 n

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+ I' w8 _' l/ Y7 j- t0 O3 O别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 + T n6 }, e( x2 r
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! O' [: ^2 x) n) c y
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 7 n# Q, J5 t, q1 `! Q' A2 Q

# h8 [( d- P. t( {* N5 p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. k: w* E2 v u6 H3 y: H9 U, V6 |紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; Y9 F. ?" b3 { o4 A4 U8 k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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