Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 K2 f: c* ^. M$ h' m: _+ D; klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% Q% y; u# T% \$ Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 b& `* o2 _1 V6 T: ?0 E% G% t+ t" ?the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

8 I" S/ h" u8 s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. V2 n9 K9 n% J3 d will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: `1 X$ j- d; W& h8 q2 ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 P. a/ M( F6 C2 S6 ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( F( q+ n0 C6 D" I$ c5 V. olawyer.

0 Z" y7 L+ U2 S$ K1 B, S: `Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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' W9 t: ^4 ]0 O( O- S' M. nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 ^7 h+ D5 J  A8 U1 S! n/ Kthree legs, and comes down with four?'

: `( ^2 n% b6 E% N1 YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( G3 C! P# q8 [! m6 u0 V; v' h2 dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
* }( N# x: h) d) r4 rback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 f% h# e' @6 \  H6 v; b6 k& E/ jcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ A4 u: b: a% l( ~1 O# Q>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 _7 ]4 A: S4 `, \3 {) D7 w>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% _# ^, |. q! D>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
. Q& V# a  x& A  ^( `' g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ S- F1 M0 a5 _. ^, R>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
0 C# y/ D" K& ]+ T( M>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 V3 C" w4 L! Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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7 ?* T/ c; y; K  Q% Q( R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 V  k. q6 ]" a# a真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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. P% X7 q8 B6 w1 v好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; P: K( i0 p5 t2 X. e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ F; k6 c$ `( f& H. S8 O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- R7 d$ E5 }4 X$ z+ o真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 a4 _: Y) Y/ C3 s! q, @全盘接受一下。

& v8 i1 D- |7 [" F6 ~1 w2 X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% X* Q- b  u; X+ f) P% }7 }% A% B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! V$ ^; m# n2 l# G3 v大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
; K- k# ?/ h3 A" D大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ J2 F' C6 G7 a4 Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ h5 [9 {) f/ ~1 h说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 {+ w; F/ z* }& e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢