Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  `# p' R8 B9 P3 j4 r: m5 Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 o" A0 ]  E  }7 _ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% k# z7 g7 Y) @, ]  x# { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
" J- J9 g7 w. j+ p9 z1 ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
/ S2 K1 S* R$ o* G2 ?( wask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 ~! F7 ]8 d+ @  L6 b will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ D9 h- [7 D- ?, _the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
) V5 P/ d" q1 U# N8 I+ ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

- D: a# Y4 Z  b7 a3 PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 b6 M0 ?/ r9 u8 ipocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

/ Z7 F: @8 F6 c+ yNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 W2 a; w" ]/ R6 j/ O9 q, rthree legs, and comes down with four?'

" L$ E; P- B" N4 z$ l. H/ j6 FThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
9 Y( c9 ?/ e& Q( Q7 Nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
" d. J" F8 b+ Phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

1 n$ c$ [) N# B& D) w+ i7 }2 m6 EThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
9 |7 k% I0 Q3 G3 lcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

& e1 e3 m( Y8 U; LLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

! H& N4 F- Q% b$ l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 B/ Z2 S( u9 Q0 z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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3 Z  W6 d7 {7 X>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# h# y; [. z( @# n+ v>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ ?+ K9 L* s; p6 _) Y! G>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( l( Z. `3 s6 r6 d  L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ a9 Z0 Z) _" p: Z0 Z$ N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ H- u" T. t; {9 m" Z/ ?A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 {( O% Y/ V$ m: D6 x' K+ Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% |2 |% x7 H6 i: a3 d; Z- @the newfie would l ...

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! m% u3 o) u4 B$ o0 v6 W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ a; x' b7 ^6 n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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1 ^# S4 n  B  C, m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 `, {% E$ ^3 Y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* Q% F9 U7 P, M5 k# n" Y, C6 U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

! S' {5 n7 n3 S; E( ?5 u真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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& Q9 ^4 F( e" M全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* C: T" i2 \. E+ _" a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



( [& l+ S- t* F, H; Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; S) j( b4 i9 ?/ D6 t  D真博学，偶像啊。

. l& m$ Z# f# {& Y* K) X9 L9 b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
4 f. Z* V' V  D大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ k/ j) g; u' |说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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  d+ B) y; `( x4 I2 i' _3 i$ A哈哈，你们在这开小会呢