Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 k7 m$ i. a0 n) b- f) A$ z/ llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ o* i( q; f8 R% @/ O, xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, A2 f( D2 k, j2 k  {4 F, Q6 Z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) s  H. s% C" q! B5 n$ K3 r3 Pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
* J; q- k* \2 k; a5 q* M' `you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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9 w, v- u: T& P2 F9 H- @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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6 j- u3 g8 ^% o+ Y- _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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9 Q0 U) Y- K9 d2 i, m  mNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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; l$ W7 `. A0 y4 g* \& y5 lThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 G+ b/ U( G9 q& mreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 H2 f0 q9 K* l! Yback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 K, X3 N! O, w# t3 V; d/ Bwakes the newfie up and asks,

7 D3 U0 A9 k% }  l4 w'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 `) `" c4 g. j& s$ X# E3 I0 \& [comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 K" z$ |: g. Q) k1 m! i! Q/ j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 ~9 T/ G1 T) E4 @>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. z8 Q6 n% Q3 F( H2 B8 @6 W: T>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ ~7 @1 V' h3 V# \! |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
+ c1 y% k3 y) b& v/ w>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, Y2 b* X$ o6 X2 f" L>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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, i0 A+ G5 h4 S% b# O1 @7 Z* _>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 x4 T. M& h/ a5 ^, z: d7 H& }A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
* s1 Q& ]" Q+ e8 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) Z: b$ a1 m& p4 d' Pthe newfie would l ...

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' k  {6 Q# @$ p- r; ?1 q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- C/ S5 d0 h% o& @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: s+ z  k2 V$ S5 I9 G; o/ |真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 W; Y  ?: D* `9 K+ }% \; D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 c; K* Q5 d9 s0 M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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6 e) @& b5 A; y; R# _全盘接受一下。

1 X- [# T4 ?# Z" W/ m" c, t' L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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& J! |9 f6 c# u9 h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! I( M/ d/ C( i2 B7 M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

- I+ a( ]. L' R' Z你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

* Q6 b  m) d2 l& s! n; E  L大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; G5 c' u) s, M) W; J" n: f  {她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
8 b& S: `: r4 |2 x/ c8 i她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ D  r' x8 l9 ?: Y8 m3 ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 n# [6 N" [3 N+ b% X7 l+ p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢