Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; N2 R& }1 s( _long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
) v! K: w, b7 o# P" Z. r he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* [7 @: X, G0 J4 _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& ?7 X: M" m' t4 j/ m3 eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 M  q% l* E" m: @+ G6 ^you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
; [" j5 T  J2 f0 O- [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' Q& X4 ?1 h6 Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 h  a2 J& Y* Y- n; G. i0 qlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

3 A8 B3 }* M. c4 V$ A5 fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 Y6 S, m- E5 f9 qthree legs, and comes down with four?'

/ J% G/ [. H' GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  P% X# t4 T3 L% k) F! Z2 `; W' _( Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
% G. b/ O8 D2 p  ]1 hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- K6 Y9 I7 e! `: S7 n+ I3 s3 I) Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

: c5 b0 K& h+ `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 ]0 _9 ]" E9 m- G3 |9 EThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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  ~7 X& u9 g) Y+ J) X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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6 z/ Q. E' Y& b2 }>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# b. E( U! p7 J! M>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 i. I' U3 u* P7 W' C>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  A" {& ]' K. `; k" c2 [8 K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 m9 \; h& [4 m>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ V5 i, ]7 {3 p6 ?, i3 ?$ E7 A>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
& `# s# ?9 @# T% H2 jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! ]' Y: x, S3 Q/ F6 }; @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& U& S3 l  B$ z" k) u$ sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( S4 ]2 r, U' ^5 nthe newfie would l ...

5 @& d. y* X, @9 N, H  }好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# `5 c: a: L4 z. S2 B" z$ u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; [" {! P  R% X0 h) _真聪明，偶像啊

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& ?3 q" W% F2 \1 N0 a全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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/ Y7 s# d! ^# X/ y全盘接受一下。

$ i3 Q' i( x% a; j$ b3 f: z' V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 W- C: i) {' j9 N5 x: W7 U你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& d7 U; a( f+ v2 c) S( I4 R- ~# D多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

' e1 D1 i8 X% `  A! N% p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# n% b' q5 n8 I( I' p大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
+ V) o8 w  E& [0 `& j4 }大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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9 {/ R3 M  k" s! j哈哈，你们在这开小会呢