Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' J5 \" E. g0 u! M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
& f+ f7 H/ \/ D# l lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
0 Z4 ]* Z8 G% }  _' f; Pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; }7 s& \0 m% U1 W7 D) fyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

- |9 I2 _: i4 C  ^; S- o: K2 v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

8 u4 X+ O0 `% F: CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- O" Y! w' q7 Y/ u+ |- ?5 r4 f  g& j( Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

, p3 |* v) }- u$ m6 w% LThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 r- ]  j, Z3 q, ?' J: F( Dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
: i' i' y% d& _! R5 `' [% Olawyer.

. g' U( i. Z! G. [, }: PNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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: W% B. n' B  w: K4 I; _The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. D! E, B% ]7 `* M$ c( b7 Z7 Wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. {$ r/ R) G1 M; w3 @, k/ P8 _0 wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! J( u, Y& j9 j9 q+ |" }9 h7 Z! ?# _hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  Q1 h- R+ Z' ]back to sleep.

) p" E# }0 r1 H- \3 |. V( g0 TThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 T/ r) {4 W/ f9 n$ Z! D1 t" `wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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% l8 R) \8 O" [& u$ l3 E3 M6 dThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

# ]0 ]0 Z7 i4 [/ ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: _  w# Q- y% N' [9 b2 d% W# i>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 b/ _5 r& g5 b* a& |. H>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" ?  S8 B# u! B5 R" ~. P; G>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; e$ p3 l: u9 z  ^/ F>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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+ K7 }( U" N; J1 c) Q; s- r% y>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) K2 U: |  h" ]( l$ j4 X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% g+ p6 I1 z5 v" M8 v0 [4 g, _' {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( C: A* C) U1 b' U' ^9 I>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
0 W/ r/ s- b; H; C' V! _>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! A4 s: B5 W4 I6 l' B: H+ a>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- U+ @, {, |$ Q8 \+ s- I% ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ d$ g" M" k( M+ a" D* }, o  l' T. fthe newfie would l ...

8 ~1 c( n8 _% y好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ z  g; ~: b( _8 @9 O6 K! w! Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( e# b& M! v7 w( K7 `" L真聪明，偶像啊

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- P5 ^0 c* q; s! M7 R全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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0 e" K! v; q  _- m% m5 M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 z. a% N' i* P8 J! [4 d) ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: u. {7 ]. a2 |+ x4 T- ^: P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. n" g: K3 g$ H/ I) P多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ E  Q+ L3 ~: ]) N  u; m. {; Z真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 \& Z& w# W" F5 v) {0 n) \' d# O2 a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ ]6 ~1 b( L+ V她是大学教瘦？
- J7 B  _- x" ^9 J大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ f! H* h9 n* G3 @& F2 |" E说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢