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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a1 e! i  J* i$ ], f
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. / K8 `* \8 a+ r2 `) K
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so1 Z1 o& s" p; v! f
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% m3 l" H& F+ n) l) G1 S7 y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I. K# e8 I7 j' `! t2 {( x
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 ]' g: ]3 k) \+ c- a% A4 x! f# gyou pay me only $5. ( A3 r# T6 `" S" a
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I: b9 i! F( h: r& `1 A
will pay you $500.
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the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. + O8 X$ w$ D7 `/ m2 J

7 r! @# O6 F: ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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5 J" m) A2 a# s2 g6 z( _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% {  L) N/ ^7 U! e$ Ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the( j/ d! |+ f# Y. |
lawyer. * S) ~' C% X1 `2 ^# s" @+ ]
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with& I  @& e1 W1 n, H& ~4 l. F* W
three legs, and comes down with four?' ( m+ I0 ~4 p! O3 u( d" j* l

, H; p* O; r$ `, DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 O  l1 C/ s, a: `6 o' v  y
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 Z- C& L/ A" U$ d' z- vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ E4 ^& C4 b4 l3 D$ c% c! }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 q/ o3 n/ l; }+ L; J$ Bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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5 b: n; }3 r  u* \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& ]$ @8 y. D/ Z6 R" P. y( E* p3 K
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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9 m- J% h6 G# VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the) c+ l, A) M. s8 t2 p& G

# M) ]2 ?+ @1 B# v% K8 o2 b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ( P* m: P( }" B7 s4 D) A
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 3 [2 W4 S& e5 r, q
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the - t5 w6 y, M; p& F
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# w* M2 T8 v8 g; X  k, s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' P( y- r: N( ^! K
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; e% w9 j7 S( p, B" B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 S: g! |- G" S& w0 f) }>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 E" I3 [8 _1 w: c* x* X6 \4 ]! h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, " o0 n% V, Y$ @2 i% p/ ~
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's " f% c0 ~; q7 a6 G* q! L
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 2 I6 ^6 p+ M" R# A  _
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 9 Z2 Q4 E) C  E  V4 m1 w5 Z0 ~# s
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 : X! u0 u  o% p- F3 G5 F
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: t! M3 T+ @- ^" \. ~7 h, along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
) {$ {- ]& Y( d1 H$ S3 X5 u“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( ?0 k+ J4 r% o7 n2 B7 Q, I好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- [. H( E. m5 e5 Y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
/ y+ y. c" W# s: [  i好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ {- V7 [8 R' w+ V" [, C

/ @! `+ |- o5 l$ _9 I, B. X真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 3 z; h& }% O! S  j5 i8 T  W7 ?

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 ~' Q: o$ u: x0 z9 d: o9 O8 o8 f
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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! S9 r6 ^6 W9 H& j# n( R别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 " Z6 S. F3 X, N/ [3 b6 s! V
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# {, o8 x9 F; k/ k多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 $ Z- q" v2 p* X. J

) Y) T" K) B8 E2 l! g: y, L. {真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 - F. E. u5 I% p. ^* f

2 E9 y2 C. j2 o大学教授哦,能不剥削?

2 @# B$ K8 H. i3 J她是大学教瘦?  g6 m$ Q2 `, [! e
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 # Q$ L  t2 a: K
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + M1 e: R; G2 w) m, U/ p$ P. L
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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