Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 y3 r' s$ I5 w3 B) B; plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) p' m* e: Y( C! x$ K$ jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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+ x( G2 o, {; B8 W+ _$ Y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( b4 _+ o5 O, I9 s3 t4 D7 h! u; b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, k% M/ d1 I, ~ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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: ^5 I% U; e8 k% B& y* `7 m- k This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& `: s) G8 Z- m/ y" Athe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

) \- I/ ]3 i  @% [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

* \" f* `) ^3 k  c- ?He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 t( `2 C" P" m/ Hthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- `8 ~/ j6 a5 G9 ~references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' n9 x% V: t5 I/ @& e7 a0 D* Ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

* K3 o4 @  ^6 z2 w0 A8 N9 T" tThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

  I+ _! c  P2 D, U0 Y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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" ~  d. {! R' K2 K: f5 P* q, S- D2 VThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

/ ]. H& K9 N. M3 K: P; t6 H>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* W( S; X, b6 a/ [. b" q9 K>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

3 }* s6 y# w4 [; _* Z>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ \5 w' W; i8 r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
" c+ W0 b  i5 |% K' C>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 G) w. z' T1 C, E6 p. s' ~- w) M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: i& U6 l( d  N0 s& _+ R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
4 d4 h, M2 @( x9 I/ a) HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) }& E' o/ m* W. y: Q1 f# dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 ~$ B; a( ?' D! ^: j7 n. X& g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( x5 }1 N: y* `+ T真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' g  C, F* f! d, s9 ^* R5 v1 E“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# i0 |6 c& g7 Y7 k/ j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ a* ?* ^5 J" X8 [; N- b真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

# G' [; r7 E( z2 m! s- g. X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

3 U2 H. a7 X" I2 A7 p( E+ p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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/ K) j# d' K5 ~; _. R" V+ G# }你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# \' @& \8 Z) |: e0 z* ]! E" j& M; S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

, s8 B/ \! I% }6 Z, A多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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0 W. S: [% b# Y5 ~5 |' @7 h* w大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
7 y$ G0 y8 r/ B1 ^6 J大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- {1 h( U, _1 k* O2 X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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