Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- P  r$ \1 @# z: lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 [! S6 A! @. F' vthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
* e  [( X7 x7 r( q1 a: O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 F3 f. V8 @; D5 R3 B. C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ s7 D3 }( {; H( Zask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ Z% ?2 P) M$ G; |you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 ?' j* ]: @" A" i( K will pay you $500.
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8 K9 C+ e( q  o" L) Q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 t. E; b( C" {! G! T$ w# qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

1 q/ |4 O/ r0 zNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% k! w' l( E6 W7 d3 @three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 s) [1 I- y0 {( |2 rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: y7 O) e. c5 q* bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 o4 `; e; K4 Z$ khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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# p9 R4 L0 G. [' P'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 ]$ _( o7 v; K7 }comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" h, u$ V8 g- X" o>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 j1 P8 i5 H& r; ?- a( o: i* z- O; L>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ j! z1 N' R$ H' Q8 q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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, t  e* G/ ?' j7 u& s# p>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 s8 d9 f$ x- I# _: S: f9 g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ C; R& g( X, e* Y/ ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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% N& y9 `' `3 _: V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 `2 ]# P* x# F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& n* i' [8 h9 v! j; Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( z4 d3 C, {3 O! `& E/ ythe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' Y# i+ `7 k8 _% `% F. s  M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# n# N4 Q8 s% z" o' U2 X真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( I4 Y' ^, \+ C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ W3 M0 k! y) d) T  [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; T; q4 m. T& }, H* Z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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' J# j" _! x6 b. H1 ?- i5 S- n全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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5 |& E7 F# A' n; y1 n6 f/ L全盘接受一下。

3 H# g9 q6 V8 I  r6 s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: G- B/ b' ]( A& l  Y1 A8 F别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 c8 f& _, A( D! P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% W! a% C4 v# e  b! l- I大学教胖还差不多
3 D6 ]2 R  n: f2 e& D1 f% A8 [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ N; A; C+ z6 [& b  `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ H3 N1 A# Z6 S+ Y6 h- w2 F紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢