Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 a9 ?( Q) ?  \long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! u0 S' I" {5 n, Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 _% f: A$ C, m+ k9 d2 Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so- Y" X( @; M, w( u9 I+ R& [8 u. o
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The5 |! b, i/ }& u% |" Z$ ?$ a
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I- d8 }# {. B3 g2 e) D3 P
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" e  t; U, W) l. P: v6 }% Hyou pay me only $5.
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; p6 n' b3 F6 X+ @ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I7 p+ x  P6 T2 m# Y5 o7 U6 ]0 p
will pay you $500.
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% A/ V5 k; U& s; a) g1 G7 p This catches the newfie's attention and to keep3 [; g- I( [4 ?* U9 F# N2 n+ M
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. % `" N6 a' B, O4 h6 T) h
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his4 g( ]2 x# y4 T
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the% U/ F; [& I3 v$ v% s
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.& I3 b5 y( W( ?2 a. {2 T

& ?8 w- F' L& k) J! aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 p; v) j/ C* x+ cthree legs, and comes down with four?'   E9 j+ D( b, M

3 `$ _6 D3 P2 @& n6 }6 }( YThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, U8 f( h/ ~# P: ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all# O+ U" R+ Z$ s
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour& \) N1 J3 P( y' d5 n/ y
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 @; X0 [$ D) l! X) j2 Xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right6 `. q5 d. T% G5 t+ q- a% ]; R
back to sleep.
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) J2 P) {" t; \3 X$ @6 O* LThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( k+ k0 K+ h6 p; w" `% gwakes the newfie up and asks, 3 t: s) n" o) e7 ]( d

! n! i$ I' y1 @! D  G& D- ?'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 P6 B7 Y6 a) K6 ?0 tcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5) S) }: }' k0 ]: l/ `* k: F
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 ~! } j& e* c; }5 zA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a9 G; q L4 C3 O1 I& Q) p
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 V1 F5 s# k+ G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 9 }  ^# \5 W# O
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/ Q3 M! }8 y; r+ e5 x$ t3 C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：! \+ ~+ m$ x# C
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  t! A, J3 N$ M( |+ V: v" D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; [& v4 u; P" D) w' P' b
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 9 B# f2 s; G0 i1 E0 }* Y6 d& l

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , l9 K; Y+ `1 H2 W
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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 z7 e8 m; P; C/ P5 H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) D/ H, O# S' f* J4 d/ q( w4 t
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% K, @" ?: w C e1 O0 X0 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# @0 e. J; n' }1 q+ \, @* N( c% U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 0 L/ ~4 k' Y8 p3 q- x4 k
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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