Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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, e: }) N, H0 F# s3 othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& r5 ^) @* b- u he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 k/ N% ^* \& Z" Y2 oask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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4 p  \  o/ h( s2 q This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 O* y7 D/ b1 v3 q2 g  mthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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5 ^4 x3 ?7 }. P6 f% sThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# h. m2 G0 c7 ?7 _! c; lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 u3 n# R' Z! Z" m& h/ Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 h' m7 P  W% U  g8 }  [3 C% Lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, C1 S' q# r3 k( p% `references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ n, i7 X1 ^' M0 J& V0 x6 U% @the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' e; l2 K( A+ U+ lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

5 a$ R9 W- w% e( S$ G  |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; T/ t7 w$ {- L1 s7 H5 b( v. ?wakes the newfie up and asks,
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( {) {1 q  R* @9 k6 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 E5 c- e9 K8 u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  N5 G$ c, ]- x3 Z>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- L+ Y/ Q2 _5 a  Q: X/ c>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' g7 z- n; l! H! k% |! cthe newfie would l ...

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5 g. n4 @, b" J) C" O; p' T好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& d. Q4 F: t) W* v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 ?  N5 D4 i3 g  R# _0 p2 n5 k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. e- `) r- _7 ]0 L3 A8 t( Z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  Y3 V( B# w: a& C真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

8 ^7 \- t$ W9 N$ D5 S; X4 V1 l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 N6 ?* y2 G9 a- p5 s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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6 X  @$ \3 n7 [, _: O别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 t; x1 x: i+ h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 N* |$ j2 {+ ?7 J4 [真博学，偶像啊。

, ?6 m* }; E- o9 J9 F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
9 b, q$ _1 \3 Z. \; z; b2 V+ }- s大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# [6 t( t2 x" c哈哈，你们在这开小会呢