Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ y7 y7 E1 ~3 Q$ Y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

* Z0 g7 d- v; ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

1 T" D0 t+ R. y; w, i0 E1 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
) ?4 ?2 X2 f8 S( W0 Dthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

+ W  ~; D& r* G9 `& qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 j: X* R! d9 e7 h3 n2 jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# [2 i9 V( X. ?2 n3 G5 `three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ H" ^, h( V% U% S2 T0 yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
3 ]( G; q; X8 Y$ G& cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' G1 |6 k% l* i) N) J4 L3 P7 a+ sback to sleep.
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2 R5 k% N6 j: J: w  b8 iThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ f4 ^9 v. [- }* P0 @* b7 owakes the newfie up and asks,
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; S& V6 E$ C* h1 [) J' d'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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+ K+ p; k, }4 R) GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

' c( y1 X  f) y' ]9 fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 e. |  A9 ^; u* E4 H9 m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  y4 n4 W& v! k8 C8 `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 C8 C! F7 G  [  C. y$ C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. x8 j; R: b4 p0 d# [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# n) _: i  F8 }& K>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) j" D  i# q% V; B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; M$ m% d/ d9 J/ B3 C7 @3 e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

3 n; ]* p& j. u- i" Y8 C7 G1 k( w>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 S% C2 Z- P/ B8 V, m& J>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; L2 z, l! ~. P: v( l. @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& r: D0 o1 i5 M3 E$ R' Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# l0 i& o& z% j+ h$ Y- Ethe newfie would l ...

$ E& r6 h+ `4 v5 k5 H; d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  J% T: _7 c$ ]3 x2 d# Y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( W; G' V/ h) ]. e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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* G+ m2 h( x1 C; Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 G  h1 e2 B1 e# O7 s( ?别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) Y' b( c# e& a, o9 i+ \真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; W: A! s" V  s- b" l+ ~9 d0 d. G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
& t3 q2 b$ v0 t; t  o2 C她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 ]# l% A  A+ P  B, ~5 [& S" X- R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! r; O& ~! w- X5 B: Q# ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- o. g" F. x! o哈哈，你们在这开小会呢