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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 V) w8 c' o. G9 xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! u4 K" v% L& Y( p% gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 Q8 D' r* p) fthe newfie would like to play a fun game. , k1 a, S! {1 ?* P) @! f4 X
  
; J* b' P3 x, _3 M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so) L4 s6 n* ^5 U
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 n5 P( J5 A8 j+ S4 U; ~, c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& F5 L' m, ]6 c' Q% V& \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,' `) q) v  \# v6 V3 k
you pay me only $5.
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# }& H  }* Y* E, f8 a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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6 \) t, P. M# v$ G4 b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 ]4 a" D% ^0 j0 i% F6 V8 g0 L8 cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. - l- K& c9 E# w; h9 h! H

. X1 F7 d: X% P1 t# T) P2 KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's* x8 e+ |2 _: |/ O
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 S, x* m1 B6 ^' J( WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his- ^$ W' s" ^  C! F# v1 F$ K
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the. x; P8 j' d9 f" p
lawyer.
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  j2 }: W/ O3 i4 ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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" p* h  `+ J* f  ]& m# U/ _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: T6 B# {! `; P& l) sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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. H+ }4 ], N5 G) [# ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 D; x, v: n8 r. g+ f) N0 A1 Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all3 |1 o. e% r1 A$ m4 r8 }
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) B! {* Z1 G5 R5 Y; Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! f7 |+ B- w( U* }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right) t2 k3 d1 f- y! z
back to sleep.
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+ e' p; c# V3 ^$ u& I2 o& mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He. X* L8 w, h2 K# [+ c* i7 @0 C. z" Y
wakes the newfie up and asks, 0 U6 `0 K7 o6 T. C" r9 y2 q

# u4 w& {; d8 f* p- k4 T8 J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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2 R2 O+ A" b3 {" o; SThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the5 \- Z: O  u# q) s
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ Y, u* F4 C, X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 `% n! R. ~2 v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 X8 Q. I/ p) L  T* O1 E* O4 M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, & D1 Q/ \+ t5 w( M% N9 |: t
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct0 o: _3 ?: L- o9 y6 o' m6 V

3 Y7 R  C% c% t1 w>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' [7 F1 @2 @% J9 I4 H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a # A2 L7 d0 W1 f7 e/ K! I6 O+ D
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ p. G$ m  E0 t1 S; U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 6 D- l* ^9 A6 T: P& n: W
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three4 p# Y& M$ w7 m7 x1 t9 R) I% p. ]4 I

8 w7 S$ E# U* z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 0 r, Q" R( g4 R  n& b9 C# ]3 e7 K
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the & v5 U6 R& ]2 F9 C" h( t
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 R$ s# B2 \6 P, j3 \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 4 b) e; U+ Q! e
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 t( z$ D3 T/ r
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) T; C* ?; c( R9 V0 a2 D) Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 r/ e: m6 Q( q/ Mthe newfie would l ...

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( j' ]) u" P. j) n+ w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:) ]" V* }/ J) h" g: ]$ I- G# b
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,2 z2 v: j& u/ m# {" B6 I. i
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 N7 E& K/ o# T9 w9 A加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ^$ V2 T  F6 x+ C& S! }真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. s7 e; G( V9 V
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, J2 u9 O4 e2 O5 u  y6 U6 k' c# M好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 N: A6 a9 }0 Z5 ?3 L9 }  l
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ) k% ^" v2 K% }' L: x/ z( M. a! B

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ; P( I  N, f- ?

! }2 h3 p' l! m- `8 F; z' U7 D真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 s) u+ ^: M8 a) R4 }+ P8 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

& Z  |8 _" I. e. W9 k你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表   ~0 B4 u9 n& [' ?' w4 g  y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 # X5 R. l" @# C' z$ d* f/ w1 t

2 @, {5 ^9 }1 Y* N4 s真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

" b  D8 P! A# n6 C" T, r0 Y7 W她是大学教瘦?
: ]1 y$ X' v0 l4 T' P0 ~4 s大学教胖还差不多
1 Y2 {( A+ B, j$ C! F7 e她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; i+ {2 j- I$ A- m; h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* t1 Z, k4 ^& T' N1 D$ O- J紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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- Y0 E  s( B; a5 t& J8 _+ ?" t: s哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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