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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a+ T/ r4 c/ ]0 F- N" P- ?
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: i  B, l2 W% G$ a! y+ g$ v; hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 \3 o" O! ~- s% x
the newfie would like to play a fun game. $ {$ }! M5 m1 m, I! L, p1 I
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I8 k" J! u- |9 _+ S! ~
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer," P" z5 q# I  f4 e" t# t
you pay me only $5. / W% ]2 B! T  }  M" ^, E* \: D/ X

# D* [; Y  {9 [7 i: x6 r# ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ T! z3 x' Y9 X0 _1 ?; }  [3 y will pay you $500. : H& S7 ]6 @$ n6 T
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep! V& B: E: N$ k& _
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- I" S  ^5 O3 @3 V( U) |' w' x+ b: eThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 v9 k. q6 _, ?$ U! ~0 lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.. [, T$ I4 m% Y1 |; F9 M$ y
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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7 L) C/ W, u8 {  m5 I6 aThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour& U2 {# y; [( b7 r5 q5 w2 w1 Y
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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/ r5 c5 Y* y6 B$ X# C9 [The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He; ]$ {  }# I4 p0 A/ ~+ [
wakes the newfie up and asks, , t0 U2 }8 ]# N! N- G+ `
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5" \, d9 a/ T6 O" R- N
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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* h/ t2 ?- ?& N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ ?! ~$ b! c8 P( t. `. z* j>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 4 X! ]7 a' X! i' t7 }) X
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
2 l+ V9 Z9 `" \, A>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 }1 R. ]& n7 b( X>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct. O# e, W3 J- s" }' W0 q
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ) K, x; c3 W) y1 ^' ]; _, ]* i0 L. H
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a * I: X% A/ k7 m3 a3 }% m
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ Q) j1 i3 Q5 o# U/ j>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 O! l3 ]* n1 c, o>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three; I5 k( h9 s# f- M8 \3 m4 `" e' p

2 @. Y, B7 K* `: o  ]7 ^4 O+ V8 d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& S9 R3 b1 G1 K+ U% v0 S( e$ V. X>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ! @( X3 [8 N# h! e
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 9 t. x! z$ h. x7 }- w9 {
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 {9 r+ a7 V1 w& g9 FA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ y/ Y4 z( w3 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 O- U1 s* g2 n% [that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' u! z( [1 ^& B0 o- qthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ v4 R: ]$ a8 D0 a7 w“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 p1 B% y; t- q4 K( }. V好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- Z; ?  M# _; }3 r4 P$ C加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  V) M' h. x) Z" v9 e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

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理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 j+ S( ^) z# \/ r

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 s/ @$ _+ [+ d4 G  H别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 R  g" N4 ~. M/ ~5 D9 @: @你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 8 g4 l# ~8 @7 Z& _  ~' _: `
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 |/ o$ E  P1 L
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 ( t6 e  l2 c8 k
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 f* K! R; q7 A" i. N: x紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, u; Q1 n) N! k' c$ U说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ Y5 m* U3 @5 K% X% Y8 E紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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7 D# \* W. G# m8 @2 {, ]哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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