Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% e1 b! |& e6 W/ k& T6 p  plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 S  `. }( T9 i3 S( Z/ z* S7 l4 dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 _* p0 [$ ]5 P8 R2 U' nthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( o3 B9 \: X4 I6 \# e will pay you $500.

5 R  P, Y# A. v3 m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, Q' K5 z3 d3 g& t. K% e: k2 TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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, E0 Z. b8 O$ L! E0 t$ Q* UThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) F: h4 Q2 l' u% Qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

( Q' ]. X$ p9 J/ E/ M' dNow, it's the newfie's turn.

* e9 p5 \' f& {3 P* iHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 n; k( y* G" x* y0 z& ^/ nthree legs, and comes down with four?'

$ Q/ ^0 n. @# \7 `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) u1 X8 ^% m, K/ U( X1 I9 dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 i. w+ b# K( n( o+ G! {" Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- P9 S# p7 c3 Y" P% vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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5 z4 s' }" q0 U- E' w7 S7 cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ z$ H. q$ s) c2 s$ w+ `wakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 j- U  m4 h* R" z! e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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- W2 P: h' b) C1 mThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

4 i5 {- Y# Y/ ^/ i4 i: Y2 w7 HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

( P) _$ V6 u8 H8 i! W6 q0 \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 E8 \1 O- O4 [, _! \8 ?>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; v. c. I8 |3 \. M+ L' }& v% C9 [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 m  k" O- l" M) ?7 B8 r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 Y! d0 @0 k3 S  B# ~/ K) X& W>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! B3 o6 c# }6 ?8 |6 C- K>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ u/ d# N9 J0 w: ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ P/ m: K4 K3 D/ w1 O8 @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 A# R2 v  }" }8 ^6 U$ j, jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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2 `2 Q( o& \' d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% W& j/ Q& a9 Q2 m4 R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& C/ e/ \8 Y) \7 U$ k: {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& A5 D; B1 c6 y/ h* F% S2 |' A; n, m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 C, u3 |7 v" J, z6 ~8 B真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

1 T& ?+ v" S0 f/ t( b( @! u别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 d% F" {7 |+ J6 V/ G  W! T你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
6 |' x) W' w" V6 @( B  G8 d加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

: u& x' [% A" Y! c大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
& Y1 u( w; o' Q9 _; j# i" j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 C' ]  _' k$ D6 ?2 O紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; p. m" Q: z1 g6 X) N9 @说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢