Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( `. T6 z2 `, w; ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% m3 l" H& F+ n) l) G1 S7 y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 ]' g: ]3 k) \+ c- a% A4 x! f# gyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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. G0 |5 T$ l2 G% V2 O2 l" C+ A% S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

7 r! @# O6 F: ]The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( D' }* k* ^& j1 I  J. jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

5 J" m) A2 a# s2 g6 z( _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
% {  L) N/ ^7 U! e$ Ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

, H; p* O; r$ `, DThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 Z- C& L/ A" U$ d' z- vthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ E4 ^& C4 b4 l3 D$ c% c! }of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 q/ o3 n/ l; }+ L; J$ Bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
1 N. B; c% V3 Z9 Q  Wback to sleep.

5 b: n; }3 r  u* \The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 H7 b, e' A) vcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 _! Z6 G% O# I, q: P& _and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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9 m- J% h6 G# VLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# M) ]2 ?+ @1 B# v% K8 o2 b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# w* M2 T8 v8 g; X  k, s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
; e% w9 j7 S( p, B" B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 S: g! |- G" S& w0 f) }>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 E" I3 [8 _1 w: c* x* X6 \4 ]! h>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: t! M3 T+ @- ^" \. ~7 h, along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 m# \0 S" m# M; t! H! K& E$ }7 Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) {$ {- ]& Y( d1 H$ S3 X5 u“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( ?0 k+ J4 r% o7 n2 B7 Q, I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& P+ f/ A" J3 I% ~; `: A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ y+ y. c" W# s: [  i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ @! `+ |- o5 l$ _9 I, B. X真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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. W) r7 T  [4 x4 a/ F全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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! S9 r6 ^6 W9 H& j# n( R别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# {, o8 x9 F; k/ k多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) Y) T" K) B8 E2 l! g: y, L. {真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

2 E9 y2 C. j2 o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 @# B$ K8 H. i3 J她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢