Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ Y5 b- I9 f. i6 h$ z; L) bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* s9 ^+ Q/ E3 T, r6 bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 b9 O( p! r* b- S2 v/ I8 E9 } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
! x3 {& p4 n- P5 H8 E: n5 s+ Xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" o1 V5 H9 g5 N( ^( Z; j5 ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

/ y0 z% h+ {  SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* G7 ]) M  |. j% B  Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  r" C" x4 Q4 s8 `7 e) ]: Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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& |1 x7 ~2 D. }* S1 C- CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 @  b$ d& d! q, t/ Bhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& K  Q. |5 ]8 f: {8 q4 ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 N8 J" @6 g8 d8 K% @9 m  E>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
- L( s! ]5 P4 u7 U' R>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 i; n4 J  \* i* i>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 @8 V6 s. A* x>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: |- ?8 _) D! A% W. V4 `: F+ Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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4 a/ ?3 J& _5 L3 F# ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 _$ c. ]2 h/ ^9 E( r( G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 J% L$ F" R  w: F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

' q+ x+ P# c5 {4 ?8 B2 R真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 ]8 q" K( _" I真聪明，偶像啊

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* u5 }: q9 K9 z0 l* Z- S全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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% F8 I+ M6 f# U2 `. G全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 t) S- \( ?; z# T+ F! [& L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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9 L; B2 o, C& M别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

3 b* i! A) j  H# b+ w* U/ N& ]你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 y. p% N* R/ A, F加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

3 f3 x( i1 h1 I大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: p' E  E+ m5 F8 b" n" R紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 W6 j* U* ~$ a  O说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) X/ J1 ?+ ^  h5 ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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