Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- R0 j; x. j4 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 W/ b: ?9 a/ M( h* z  u  \& M8 @that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- S" _7 G# r- xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 w9 c; z7 T. C# X6 d/ h/ \you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
, X3 r" k5 p0 U' y2 f0 c will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

- e! _# D) D- Z' O) UThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 S) j9 }  r; Y* M, m* D0 Cthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 ]; q* H' D: u( [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ q9 i3 R5 V+ }9 s: l- \9 Z3 npocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
$ s. {; P8 B% f; E4 R+ mlawyer.

7 |7 U1 m2 Y7 D& e$ iNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  y5 N: n" }5 g+ X" T5 Xthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
- I# j' w3 I5 h( R5 ?5 a3 dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. m! ^5 h+ b; Nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 i0 [+ P# B; T, ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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/ z) T# M( h1 U9 V- YThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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4 l7 c: O% K/ c+ p) b1 a& u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
1 Q2 C8 l' k) f% s" hcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
8 c- }1 y3 E$ G7 p9 Kand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

, r& p6 ]# x! w) _! l- L) nLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

$ y( w3 b' }. J8 T>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  E& f, u' n! Y3 ]8 F; E, V- ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& x1 x1 _& r) z! t4 L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 S9 S. @5 Q" ?0 t; u>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
6 j" c+ r. T  j1 V% v4 L# D“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* a, b3 I' H- p8 i2 C- F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( r7 W9 U3 x% I' p3 E6 B! U真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) n+ i/ _7 Q, k" t* X* m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 _; Z  X% p& c& T5 f/ z/ r真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( u$ a- o# M" i/ c$ v4 f0 M9 R9 c真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 F2 a, P. s; d  A; f  w全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

- I  D. \& b7 _- @, o别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ r( n# o6 t% D' R) J* k5 W你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 v( _4 @6 ~2 g  L$ Z. z1 S( e多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

6 W: i: ~8 F/ ^3 A, ~$ {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' a7 Y+ v2 x  x3 C0 T她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
5 i- H6 J+ }4 c$ K% m: T她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 Y: Z9 @' U; U2 O2 \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢