Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) X3 k5 S; O7 d, Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ r* W" _- i+ o' m" V5 g% F he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 K& |  q3 U; H$ k! J& h- gyou pay me only $5.

$ i6 L# T3 j" Z5 R* E* M4 o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

$ Z9 k9 Q: @# ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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4 {; t) Q! O6 c' iThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( A! U5 H8 J, R" F8 p6 Pthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ r# o$ L8 {0 H8 y' G7 E: _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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. d! [. o1 \9 X3 Z3 LNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ @1 O) W! E* i6 D7 i3 o  `He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
9 o+ O: x8 z. R. uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

5 ?* I9 W8 q& x0 K5 e! |; NThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  }3 Z$ k3 s: ?/ v( preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 l. E6 ~0 \1 d( d, i  nof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- c+ J( u- M/ T: d% t! h/ lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' w! u$ C7 f' o5 m6 q7 xback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# ?( s5 C9 _( T% dcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

0 T9 V3 d; m6 r% a9 F3 i2 YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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5 q3 O8 n! o2 x) o# `( P>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 j3 O1 O5 M, |' @  [, L8 a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

( H7 v% i9 v# J7 V>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ g3 Z- s1 R6 D2 N+ B4 v( F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  d! r  |& a/ \) _; E2 `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
# D8 j- Z5 K0 S8 M. e, Y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( A2 P# L; X; ^& h* U, [; M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 B. o4 |1 W/ s$ k7 v6 \7 T" S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# C; D1 \5 J' p  k8 T$ G>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
( S. q* n7 ]7 ]9 A, W) ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' d/ q0 _* w7 @9 n, m1 O7 W. Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- v! \" o0 P6 N, w2 q1 K/ ^# S! Fthe newfie would l ...

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1 M& k1 J" y+ C# ]3 @! F好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* L& z& {3 B& Z7 n! {* r/ l0 g“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% a3 W& x) x8 C! U! v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: ^- [2 e8 ~5 S' ]; q" Z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" a- Z& t% S( J8 ^3 u+ V好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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! s0 q0 X/ a/ F) b) `全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% g% o- y8 Z& V+ |) a* V7 ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) E. c& v$ G8 ]$ w& l  J+ V别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

  {9 m* X: p+ W5 V+ @/ U3 G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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% W& g  \$ Y; w* a* }" c% I- f大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
- g; x( b: b1 I7 E- J/ Q她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' I" {8 h& f/ T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, G! w0 _  {  P, S; g9 C' `) g说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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8 w0 ?% r! W3 ]2 D7 x# v哈哈，你们在这开小会呢