Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" a1 Q0 \- N1 |: ]- B2 R2 Elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% I& G0 ~% [/ A5 F+ C' V0 _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- Z+ d* L* I+ Fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( @; o9 v( T3 _4 N' u+ { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 G  C# v, _; l  {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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/ B4 h0 i0 G- `: Y3 h# u  p' K You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 [  F$ M' d/ W8 p, q6 \2 R6 Y5 J: z will pay you $500.

( o$ V2 {: @. _& m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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8 P+ V9 R  G1 Y* U: ?- \% XThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- r2 |1 r* R, {- j" Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 K# c6 g5 P- V3 K* ]  X) apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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% L+ F1 U$ q( e' tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* i( b4 m5 @7 j. d/ D' [6 j4 O6 D0 hreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& g2 l3 }$ {1 Lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  F$ T4 c3 U* d5 Fback to sleep.

9 P* S: @  {! D  ~1 QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
. H8 z, b$ O; P6 l( {9 V) e& X( @wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 P; g. F) b; ^$ \$ Xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! P5 t# L0 y0 Q7 N  H# E! V>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ V5 L) S" R9 U  b% `! N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* ?; X3 J* W" Y5 Vlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! Q# V$ W  T( E8 P4 Ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ ?% J1 g: J/ v& I好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 i" m  q7 ?7 n; M2 b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 w+ e5 R7 ]4 F8 i真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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1 A4 n( _" G* y+ ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 S' v% H1 ~1 {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

" H( f9 I8 p2 ?% k3 y, g! M真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ L* Y7 c; X/ ?; Z9 m7 a真聪明，偶像啊

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0 U- I8 W' |/ x, }" c1 }4 @全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


* K( d% Q  h) Q) r全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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, H1 W5 P# m# ^0 o% }  x( l, U3 z7 U别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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% G9 z8 G- @9 m& Y# y3 V你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& d  x# d7 o; f+ H+ A" \" j0 M加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- ^1 I. G6 y# S3 _$ A多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. j0 v) E; B1 q% m她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' g. c' m5 B4 v, b3 v, w: ^她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 A: q& K1 v7 S% F7 }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 @& Y! j  V4 h7 A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢