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+ A5 M8 S4 I& q+ R1 @% m# ^+ v- Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb$ i$ a! c* Y. L8 ?3 P) D+ j
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% S4 l$ f; `6 j# hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. J. A5 d8 B" {8 m, ^. @+ P" s# f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 S. r4 `) M/ \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I# i z0 C2 M% C2 m1 g- N( X$ P
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- Z3 e; ?0 x3 N& z1 v, A/ @you pay me only $5. # m5 k6 X: N( B
3 i2 y( \. r; H$ Y7 A' _, x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I+ O$ K; h& [" V2 N3 o
will pay you $500. ( P& P+ d7 s. v. Y2 O5 O" v8 u
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# c( m) Q( }$ @) s1 x( s# ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' + L8 f4 }* h0 [# o$ l) q2 ^' r1 A
9 t$ J9 u, `# aThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his; Y$ W( p+ D) m/ u
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the5 U/ V, S4 U1 c
lawyer. 2 R {: I6 B% Z1 p3 r
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* p: [8 Z' l" {- `- n8 R4 d1 ~references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all3 a7 [1 A* Q+ M; {7 w
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour. E2 x# f, I/ h6 w7 F# _& @3 ^
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' Y! x( {' C9 u! X' Uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# H/ o7 F& H& p" s1 L* @back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# }% n" b0 Z' F" q3 y, T
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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% S7 {, D0 o8 ^' z. g% |/ _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
) \3 s" _/ U9 C1 D6 Acomes down with four?' b/ s* Q w; Y/ h
3 W5 D1 o. |6 b" y) ?: t8 YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5% U+ T+ b6 D# i
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41
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