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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. % P! i+ [! |7 o2 h& p
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. M! h6 G& c/ P
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ g1 U2 X8 y2 ?- k# c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I, \6 K& j7 u# [6 N: o$ O
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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* I9 E* R. Y; }( H- w7 J9 X This catches the newfie's attention and to keep: H/ j" a% A0 N! N
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 2 |4 N+ L" \  \* O
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's* W8 Q3 k' @% w0 r7 o
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 h1 E( u( b9 s7 m
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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7 R4 H) {7 F) [$ q0 qHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with( H: r7 \6 `- B2 q5 A
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all* t0 t! j. e  I. U4 K; g6 x% h1 i
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and  i( `3 q8 b+ l0 m  S  s" L- D: N
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right4 p8 G% M. q, g$ S- F
back to sleep. : @3 X: ?% ?2 y5 m' r8 |- e

  Y& B& j" x: W: n5 O0 k' aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He1 n5 N8 W- s* w& m& n, r% }! d
wakes the newfie up and asks, 0 c9 x# Y. V) F1 x

) g9 b* @5 A( f% o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and) L1 M: b& j' i. ^  M% {/ L) N8 U
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $52 @' q- d: Y# ^: a  a, B: C
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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3 H: R0 y+ ^- z  mLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason # ~9 d$ y- x7 q5 B% Z! u
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& Q9 V( i; V; C% d9 v; i( a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. [0 D1 A1 H3 H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 w/ z2 [0 M; W& m/ D7 `( t0 V>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ; x) o6 y* N/ c6 ]) `; ~+ v7 ^3 L, ?
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 y* h. i3 x9 ^% x>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
$ J* f+ q9 _) N3 K>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,   n8 d2 h: n5 P4 G& ]
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three) X, u3 q. M/ G, [" r9 E; s
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
5 O4 s% p! k5 p4 D9 x) D: Z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 0 E; A/ [  ^" a4 j; \
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
8 C1 J; y; U# B5 r7 P, R3 f/ rA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: ^9 N1 m- X2 y" {
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...
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# e/ |2 Q! x* z$ D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( V4 I& `3 b& H6 P( j
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
- n  m) N9 S9 m0 v好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 ) O1 Z. V2 |  f1 B  M) l$ H
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

0 z! C2 a- f/ }# R: R" x& e" u真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; x" a% _) b/ l% E) J/ o  _
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真聪明,偶像啊
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1 S. A6 `  S, _: |/ R2 Y全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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5 x( r7 ~5 p" `- c! |全盘接受一下。

, l1 R9 A2 N& `0 Z真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 1 E7 ~* k: Z- u& K1 W' T

( J6 Q2 B5 v5 @9 X真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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) X5 E1 ]5 O* a别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 & W! m0 r& o) T0 J/ @
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  ^) ?+ g! @/ g* P7 @2 Y. |9 W多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 X* T* B4 {- _' ?8 N大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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她是大学教瘦?
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) w" l/ P$ W  h: @0 A她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 Q5 x+ ~, D0 ?7 k( v! G
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 $ p  g* q# e" [! S9 M% u1 W
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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- p1 W1 c' ]3 \# x( K; w哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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