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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so4 l: z7 z" U" _3 ^2 F% I/ y* e3 r
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
+ {% F& T% }  }% r% j9 t' syou pay me only $5. 9 Q1 ]0 ~- v9 \& M

  ^# a3 M$ x; Q' E( }7 e/ V/ w You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I5 @# I  s' S$ C: s  w
will pay you $500.
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! O( q- j! E* H1 x+ `) K7 @3 v* } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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. F$ M; W5 o! u1 `& ]2 t( pThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his; I9 i# J, w: U% S# p! a# l' y
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ g% `+ [7 W! V9 T8 q
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 D! j; B6 S0 {
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2 }3 w7 N# _% O$ u; q& T4 XThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; e: {. r# R1 b3 {  @2 u" E. E# p
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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2 u1 m4 O) [  l/ p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ c4 _% s: M. x3 p' g
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5' x9 R/ B9 e0 @6 l+ z
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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: z+ F, H$ k" L. G* y4 SLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason " S' A0 Q' J0 a3 R9 w
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ( _6 Y8 K0 ?8 a5 b  v$ }' V0 h
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, " n# r  M$ a- ~- [) ~5 A
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research / r# F' I  X$ x
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
8 W: o* u3 T. R0 ^>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's / C! l; W0 U* E( z* [8 l6 z
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the - Q; D3 z/ [7 {2 |% B" w
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand , ?4 d/ @1 Y+ G) i* E  g! Y
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ S. G- r1 u2 x, EA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ ?- E. h& m2 p4 Y* Y1 c
the newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 c4 |  a% i, A6 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: s& q4 D# _# I0 O真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:" ?- Q% V4 P' F0 F, I$ }
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) a6 q# B& l; l( @3 n1 d. A
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

: h" e& Y  [: L9 k7 p+ e真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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- i) S4 |/ U" B0 [: q3 o# h全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 3 C; I6 _+ @; w  `4 Q

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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 4 h* P$ T3 Y3 m' \" Y% a; Z8 [

! k4 `/ X+ n5 o, c! F真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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2 J" z; U) u" w( g/ V. `! W别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 . f: v' j' I* ~
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1 p' t/ G$ p0 e9 F  i! _5 j别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 g3 }( y; s9 e# q, v加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# L" S4 ^* n8 l) J" V多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 l, F0 j  o, J3 m2 s# l

: B2 ?+ K% W. j( r5 P真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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8 P7 `& d6 i9 l8 o; @" u大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
9 h! P& O& @$ \+ s+ Q" h2 S' y大学教胖还差不多
' {3 o" |9 T* n9 d; E7 f# {她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 + Y% G' q/ ~1 [" F8 Y3 ]
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
理袁律师事务所
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 u0 a- T0 R9 z; z0 A9 ^
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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