Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if3 n3 [8 g. I0 |
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 2 v7 g* x. e+ [6 c6 B; _

8 s4 t6 }" ^8 M+ U) R1 h The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, H+ W- k& H% B6 S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The2 o3 S  e4 ~9 _. R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  K+ x1 D3 X2 r6 T" Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 C1 ^* b6 M1 i+ ]0 r) _you pay me only $5.
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& q0 V9 S, U: y5 v* u  ~ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
! w# |/ v& T/ M, I6 p9 M& I6 h4 t% x will pay you $500. / d. {% h& i- D7 u; w

6 P9 L, v$ w; r9 G7 E$ g This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ L2 z& X0 }9 Qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 Z. C1 M( e  s4 G1 ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% q2 g  v; V& q8 slawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.' b8 l/ ?" B% @; W7 o
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with) C, Y; j+ u! _# M0 I# A2 o( d6 H
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 ~0 R3 ]5 ?3 o( y2 p* f* L: T$ ]The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all8 y. q( B. i5 [% G3 e: b
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all. n/ c8 _/ k, E  T9 \- o5 ^2 q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ j& L) k4 q. r$ M3 w- `8 j( {of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- k4 q1 J/ L, e6 I& H- fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, A* }( @0 S/ k1 B1 u6 t2 u
back to sleep. ' S/ ]9 u6 x% G8 B# D. H8 J) _! u5 Z6 d+ Q

; R# |' n. }- aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
$ j  M3 r% [  w% }) Q* I6 iwakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ s+ I+ I& O3 M! r) W, u'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and3 J+ E# A1 l  u) K3 @
comes down with four?' . P% D) t2 W9 y, w

# l$ ?! p+ t+ i3 S( jThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5' m+ {6 `$ H- u
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 T, `4 y, y( q! g; WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 f$ Q9 I- P+ e3 j2 R Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb- A, m: V9 B5 m9 b' {
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* r# ?# h; g* g8 y$ lthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! j% M# `7 J: o3 ^7 t5 Z% C
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 B# u, `1 v7 m* j& Z$ N% E5 @ z

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% N; M4 Z' j$ A“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，$ T7 e/ C' Z v& Y: d$ {: V
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 / S5 I) K( } f% r
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 . ]$ I" K3 }6 W: o% G

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; a" Q& `7 j* D: r! i6 M全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 - G" p1 J' K. X/ `2 ^4 o# k3 G) U

4 f, F5 k/ [( S真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) ?% m2 n* F8 P) ?! ~5 @. n" T加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ' Z; j. U# J' k9 H% J, _
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & q4 i. M9 g) t! u
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 M4 N. M* J1 y( g
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 8 o+ ~4 A' E2 T3 C: r2 {
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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