埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 5073|回复: 20

Newfie Joke

[复制链接]
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a' z" s6 Q3 y5 \' v2 z5 p" m
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) z( A4 n7 w" b" h1 b. {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 g. w2 s4 W9 R9 [; b4 Othe newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 c; y: P: n2 M+ H! ^" u5 A
  
! Y$ O5 X# v' P. Z0 _/ y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ N; g* n% W4 w& `- ]( O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The- X- F5 x: A3 A5 b- Z5 v4 {
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: n' J! m8 |7 ^5 vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,1 k8 [) ^& s, c$ W* i
you pay me only $5. ) J' J8 c5 j" Y* B; m: ?5 A8 c7 H: f

0 @! h! B% J- H( u You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
  H+ _; W3 J% r* Z, I will pay you $500. 2 J( L/ R4 U8 u9 ?; r: U& C

  b- W0 D  m! P9 h( t$ s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep) ?) W$ L, F& G( Y$ T
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
/ h, l0 f3 T  f$ d1 x" B  S8 k- M+ L. b4 i/ l
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's2 l: N7 B# g" z  l) A( Q
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
& R1 l) ^; w8 ^% k- a5 U; L) [) W/ a5 b" Y" D/ N. d
The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his, D  \2 D- A# w2 g7 ?" \. J# k
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
. ~: h# z$ Y, P: vlawyer.
9 [! n+ M. f$ m0 _6 O/ o9 u3 w9 N" F5 l* ~5 T
Now, it's the newfie's turn.
- r9 g: Q. Y7 J$ M5 z- n- f, W) d# g& |% @* P! c. i6 z
He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with: k$ l' Y: h) @
three legs, and comes down with four?'
, m) X. c7 r; E( N/ b  ?
& P/ o7 Q5 J% a! ^7 [The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 h" k0 k7 q9 K! rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" _' y! ?. L- N- Q5 N( Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour: x, X. e% H6 `. k. M* X( z; O2 H1 c0 S
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and" c  s3 S/ w2 @) k
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
( Q3 k* b$ G8 bback to sleep.
8 c8 k) R- o- u4 Y) _9 ^1 ^& X. l" O! I
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! M. M- s2 R- h9 T5 c2 `0 q3 Vwakes the newfie up and asks,
3 V8 |# J6 \* \/ C2 b+ p+ I' F3 Q  I9 m5 @' f
'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and3 P1 Y  S) d' M) v9 o$ z
comes down with four?'
9 ~: A/ Q" `7 B+ o' _" j5 z3 q4 o( X3 A
The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
3 ]& W( @: E/ ^  o, u; {' a5 E; sand goes back to sleep.
6 a4 v* K) z1 X2 B. F) N. ?7 C, D/ M3 p" r
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!- N. f# y! i8 Q1 Q/ J7 c$ V4 y

% V, B8 x' W& E* OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
: I' _3 e. z1 `, J, r/ Q- b
1 K- o! {! X7 R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 6 [. m6 ^- x8 d/ ~( h
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason * T- M$ g) ^5 |# K5 E
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 5 Y: N4 b+ W/ d/ A, X7 N& k5 l
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
- U4 x5 z! f6 J6 d0 V4 P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
2 v2 z- v8 H( v" j: s2 C
! u7 B, ^( W: S; ]! H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ o: d) J! \9 P1 b>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a , {  M3 O- v' J) o$ W" o, ]
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, v3 _, F6 z; _/ e>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 p- o) F! W4 ]  p>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three, q* s+ P4 j  Q
- i" x( i4 [8 R, O. s4 d
>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 d. X# \7 R3 k. u>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ {1 D6 q3 M' j* O  I5 U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand * S& Q: F: c) [5 V- H! f& v
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
大型搬家
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) A0 ]6 x, M' ]" k- uA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% `* v- _3 O  mlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 |. B/ w6 C! l- ^3 O, J7 v) Dthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 {7 D6 i' C( q) M$ jthe newfie would l ...
8 S! @% B. p( @' r! s& q

6 ^  c8 o" `% H4 p# I* p; H4 [( y% t/ u, g& g8 N
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. N7 R5 m$ {) ?- z/ T8 H" h6 B$ a
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
9 z$ j4 A" L$ W) I: A: y" S. _5 y1 _好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' h( o8 }6 [, G, W" J3 P
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
& s( z: ?0 L% p2 y+ r! ]2 N& l) s: L
真博学,偶像啊。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
7 F7 [' f5 W  {6 t* L1 A3 ~" O7 f5 Y8 p3 u

3 ~' _2 _- l3 y7 u+ u
: {6 T0 K* S4 h4 l" y! K- r; j8 p0 X  w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
- u0 ~" H; M3 @* X8 N2 O; S* T“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
0 }( ?3 @$ H  R4 K好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

' J. M5 C& V- H* o8 G真聪明,偶像啊
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
$ d- E9 b& S. ^+ t: J1 f( x
  S  l. F- p  k- V1 k7 K* `, }真聪明,偶像啊
' o% C4 O/ X6 e. @- v0 I( A/ D# M1 l

" ]- r/ {. B2 T, |2 s, V+ g全盘接受一下。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ) D3 ?# |& s4 N

( P5 B/ Z9 i  D& n7 O/ Y, f) ^, Q# n. i4 k2 w: x
全盘接受一下。
  f8 Y  S: ]: s- S' n5 h
真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ( C- a4 U( e4 \5 J% Y% A8 b
. h, M* A, d0 g
真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
2 X5 Z' t$ F/ g; w; g5 f
0 B: u/ E" g3 |) D
# T: d: k* ]" e+ x% `( n) X
别把我往坏路上领啊。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 p2 {% j. `& E) `% C$ l
$ a' I8 R$ \1 M* e* j! W  K
/ w1 M9 o6 Z. ]: Y' W

: L# y4 N; o7 q* t9 ]) K2 N别把我往坏路上领啊。
+ b# H: m/ M5 X7 h& N
你已经在路上了
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 H7 h) e% j5 m! f: Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
9 d5 H$ ^3 }* P- n8 |$ O5 K
多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ( u- [1 e- @+ @) b% o

: M, d1 n9 b0 k/ x8 {真博学,偶像啊。

* l! @' s5 G! k9 @  W9 P2 L9 c大学教授哦,能不剥削?
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
! `' z& y8 |3 a, p% T( H0 t5 ~( N- @2 d# ?. B
大学教授哦,能不剥削?
* P1 K9 e! z/ K
她是大学教瘦?3 B4 ^8 E8 b: R' L, Z$ q3 Q
大学教胖还差不多 5 I, }6 B7 j. d+ W1 o% P7 n/ P' J
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
鲜花(1539) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 % Q' f0 b0 D; M6 D$ ?
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
! Y. u$ f% m. W2 _+ [2 [0 f
说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
鲜花(1) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 Z" T) d  ]0 X9 _5 o紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
- \+ e8 C1 Q. o1 f8 k' Z3 j/ i
' r) {" ~% g- L& b7 B0 f" m0 q/ S
哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-14 11:27 , Processed in 0.390948 second(s), 27 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表