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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ E: ~6 H! G' v
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 5 a. Q  m) u+ [6 k6 u0 H  j
  
! ]$ w% ?5 j3 M% Z" }7 I, x The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ |* |+ J: |( f4 R$ _. d3 E/ v, V8 r
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 b$ C/ I: p% I4 \9 \0 V8 _  N. M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& e) y- Y$ A4 C: d( Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,# v1 ~6 i" [- O" Z" l2 o
you pay me only $5. 1 s4 ~2 q4 w0 U' s
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I1 K3 \: r! z- ~* y: G
will pay you $500.
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) `3 D3 F0 m7 N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his+ @' Q1 @+ f. X9 j8 R
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the7 n5 [3 }/ ^; h, O6 P; P* \
lawyer.
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) o) r& e) X- S% sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) C. J3 F+ F  r3 ?7 mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all' a/ H5 U+ B& K4 `* w; k
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all4 V. [3 l1 @2 n) u  t* \- W
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour3 L8 C: n6 h0 X8 `. P6 c, C
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and4 J" x6 g1 y) o6 q5 b
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right! |2 q% c# W2 t6 ]
back to sleep.
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4 Q2 V" w' N  C+ |  Y. }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!( Q1 |5 F3 L& T# v, e7 x' j2 D
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the# L2 l: n4 r9 Z* g# N  ]( L5 {4 A

- t2 S$ ?  m( C1 D. @& ]) L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 n- N2 v: E. W2 |% c$ L$ S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  N$ r7 b, x; Z+ W0 s: p2 s2 `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the / c5 q  W( i* A( g' d* c
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ! [+ |" q  Y: p7 O
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct1 J+ r) r* K1 U) e* z# Q4 {

. P! @6 ]; y+ B5 d& n$ Q- M; f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 M: H1 [% M9 A3 w1 H; {0 F* g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 b" q% ]- C3 _: I: i: _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 9 }( b9 k8 ?, o# f4 [. P6 `
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 0 b' x1 o3 X# H/ B8 {
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' V% f: }2 O1 j: J* D' i>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's + E' C* M, c. n) Q/ k0 H* [
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' K+ l  W7 o) ]5 e* P
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 u, ?/ L  ]" ^. }) g>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 g4 G3 q1 D3 ~  a; fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 T6 t9 M9 X( G$ D. plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb& r2 q# |3 l7 O$ v; h
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! J9 E1 v: F7 a- M% q, Ythe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:- I- v  X) X2 j- e  b
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, T8 y9 ?2 B( L2 Q4 q好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' N& x, n/ ?6 k( @4 [/ @& y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 / @4 o. g% {2 w5 Z8 P4 z
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1 z( t% K$ z) G9 ]% t. q( P9 g( s1 j7 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
1 M( J* a5 Q8 x, I2 f' q* H9 M“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 x/ J* V, `8 M2 J' v. ~好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

2 t' i- s+ \. v6 P- e+ s真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 * a( {: P* d: k0 V) H4 ?  S
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表   J( d& V, T7 [# I
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 $ e; w5 E7 L2 H7 r4 t
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' \! \& I6 \7 U1 [多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

% ]& w& j. r6 d3 H0 h大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 # d4 b/ u- k. A9 p3 ?3 e& ]
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 . q: H" D$ ]! S" @7 c  W) t
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 Z+ b; Q0 j" ^5 K紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 V# k* \7 E7 `- p说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : g& b3 p" ]; a0 ^" }1 N
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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% v" S, S9 L' A. q( Q& z; \; W1 ~4 |哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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