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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; n4 K* Y9 w5 r2 m# _! V8 A
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. + k/ Z) G" N) U( I
  
& L4 w& s5 e, }$ P& ?- G) } The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I2 v& |9 q7 E0 P# e) J
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ L9 v- P4 n# E+ `& S, v
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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* d0 c3 l- U/ y- G  v9 b+ m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep* N" O: q/ {8 Q) y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
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lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.! k! \- Y! O- S( v* f1 s
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with5 n+ \6 M* M2 N( u% y
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour1 M8 Q- V2 d: X! ]/ J: Q
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ U/ _2 o/ {2 T5 R: Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 B0 F8 ^/ j$ i6 l' b
wakes the newfie up and asks, 9 u3 B: m" G+ W! A& z# o1 @5 v
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5; W9 |' D: k% L/ P
and goes back to sleep.  o6 |$ [8 ]% i  w& y
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ; o' e$ t# p( T9 ^7 E
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 J) c) l) ^7 i* N6 ^+ _! [3 r* K>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ) @+ r* a2 `# ]: G
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 L' h% B" d- u2 J1 U. h>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 @! X6 q1 \, Y0 N>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ; I, k3 E$ X& |  c+ c4 S6 ]( v
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ) k& ?% D- ^+ X
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 3 K- `4 b+ d" M- J
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 1 k. J) I9 T; P! J9 g
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 2 X& K! G4 {+ ~
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the " N  g- s. Z1 \2 M3 ^4 u0 o1 g* x
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand " w5 ^6 D- f* \# c
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 7 j# f1 p8 r$ z: H2 A4 R8 w; l( H
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  V# `$ b1 ~8 |. U: R$ @' H, S4 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  V3 b5 n9 Q9 lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if/ s1 J# B( e) Z% \
the newfie would l ...

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+ |; Q. {( a( A5 D1 x) g好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; j3 V4 ~2 O; B1 F3 o
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 b+ ~$ E* v, V  r" T! M1 o
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 D% S* ?8 `3 \9 [加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% T- Y$ J* A$ A+ ~; f; [6 b2 O% l8 m真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 0 R  t# @) c1 w( j$ T: q% [6 d

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  j' C* ^: h  C1 D6 I) c2 E2 y; c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
( z& G* @* x  H- |: k% X“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
$ f$ O9 _0 g$ Z" W9 N好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 z! e  v' ?4 V6 c5 Y- Z+ D
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真聪明,偶像啊

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' e* s; Z6 x- i0 i  O+ h全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 * z9 J9 d: H. U* J
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 2 S2 v# i/ }% Y0 ]

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

' z) B. R  v" H; t. i你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& y9 t% A% U0 S4 |5 y3 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . H" n0 p. s+ A( _- [3 ^( L% g& F

* f7 t1 `! b$ A  u6 c( ~真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 h) A) d4 q8 x1 C1 R大学教授哦,能不剥削?

/ L/ |0 U- d8 P* l她是大学教瘦?
& E' @' v1 ]6 l! ~1 C大学教胖还差不多
3 s# q- |: ~( R+ o3 ]& N( J9 m! p% O# ^她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* T+ x, t$ j- x( z4 ?紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. R& q4 d; R! T1 H8 C% ~; ~说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' b! y, k. {9 X" \紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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