Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ C) }! [9 {1 g8 T3 Z6 c2 l2 uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 g" ~8 w$ d0 q" S) Y3 L- Aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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will pay you $500.

7 N9 u0 |; f7 R0 V, A5 \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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1 R, ?1 l/ b" g$ Z+ _1 h  yThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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: f) F* s" d- [/ ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.

3 k; n! W& T. E+ f8 ]He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. x- {  f! x6 P1 S* ]* t2 w" Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& n* ~) V$ H, V0 D* U& ythe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, m$ J& {) C8 u* uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 d( W& }4 B) t, I3 N% F, m6 i) lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

# Y% b7 r$ o. K& s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 D& [  j7 z0 ]$ H% n- S2 [1 ncomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% J9 `# S: a8 N, h0 ]0 Y# @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ Y0 @& J4 Z6 Z3 y2 o  [& {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! I- v3 O; R1 h1 b3 J& q1 Y>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 O7 s$ z$ i! r5 w8 I' O>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 u$ z. M7 y# b: _>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

1 e& z6 }6 w" C: ]/ \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 p, d2 z) x8 y- n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  u( T% W" G) ~! G) W6 sthe newfie would l ...

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2 o8 K1 ]7 D' t* i* D& r& \4 v- ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& w; K- h! O) F5 @1 d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 F$ \( E3 u: R真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

* J$ P* U( ^- @8 v真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& m- D3 {" w7 F# P真聪明，偶像啊

5 q* S6 ~1 Q& H0 `1 E全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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5 S$ \2 Q! E6 S5 Q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

8 t" V& x4 t3 \. Q* q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 ]. l4 E7 i* i3 z# p+ ^3 h) L多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ Z: j$ Y& J* w真博学，偶像啊。

. P5 o& ^- ]* m0 v( d* ]# j大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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" s/ p$ Y. r) D7 X' s& O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
( L- \" o- Q: `3 K: O3 \大学教胖还差不多
  v' H- p% G& K1 x) f$ u她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 n% T+ A' E( |) H6 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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