Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 S/ Y* m6 c8 Z/ clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
! ]$ w% ?5 j3 M% Z" }7 I, x The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
1 b$ C/ I: p% I4 \9 \0 V8 _  N. M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& e) y- Y$ A4 C: d( Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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) `3 D3 F0 m7 N This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& ?4 `* h) U1 ]* L  Wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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) o) r& e) X- S% sNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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) C. J3 F+ F  r3 ?7 mHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) w' a: ^9 c6 |2 t3 ?: d( uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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4 Q2 V" w' N  C+ |  Y. }The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; h. G0 J: R4 b; T: kwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
. ?8 h. c* [, [1 S9 }' z+ M9 @comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- t2 S$ ?  m( C1 D. @& ]) L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 n- N2 v: E. W2 |% c$ L$ S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  N$ r7 b, x; Z+ W0 s: p2 s2 `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

. P! @6 ]; y+ B5 d& n$ Q- M; f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 M: H1 [% M9 A3 w1 H; {0 F* g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 b" q% ]- C3 _: I: i: _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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' V% f: }2 O1 j: J* D' i>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 u, ?/ L  ]" ^. }) g>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 g4 G3 q1 D3 ~  a; fA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 T6 t9 M9 X( G$ D. plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! J9 E1 v: F7 a- M% q, Ythe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, T8 y9 ?2 B( L2 Q4 q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' N& x, n/ ?6 k( @4 [/ @& y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


+ [2 a% h- s1 u8 ^" Q/ l2 m
1 z( t% K$ z) G9 ]% t. q( P9 g( s1 j7 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 M( J* a5 Q8 x, I2 f' q* H9 M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 x/ J* V, `8 M2 J' v. ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 t' i- s+ \. v6 P- e+ s真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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3 ]# n3 d7 P" u) W2 ~4 p别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' \! \& I6 \7 U1 [多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

% ]& w& j. r6 d3 H0 h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

. K$ d+ `. w' h7 Q( o她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 Z+ b; Q0 j" ^5 K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 V# k* \7 E7 `- p说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

% v" S, S9 L' A. q( Q& z; \; W1 ~4 |哈哈，你们在这开小会呢