Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ u: ^# H% C0 e! z( J5 `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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& v/ h  ~- k- }  F/ R, x5 c( R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 t7 J* M- g4 c( V he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
: h3 z1 C+ C  x, P1 W  } lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 d0 q# a- ]5 h5 [ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
0 R2 y# n1 B3 \. ?you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* N2 N% a; y9 J  n: N5 F will pay you $500.

0 `3 c7 Z5 G9 a5 n3 n; [8 f This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  n( J0 P! \( X7 \$ Y) e. X! fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

9 ]- X7 G6 [& X9 {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 x7 u! V0 ?9 L3 Elawyer.
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0 m: M- V; }( {- k) d+ _' ^6 K9 WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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  `0 Z7 G+ Q: F/ KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
) @2 k. m. C' I+ u( D, L, Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 G3 n( G# E5 Gback to sleep.
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% `& O7 j* v0 ~  T: z' @The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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' Q" B' R& e/ i* T/ O4 l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 i  i( i" l: v" d: E7 A>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 q3 c* N7 M0 }. o>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
; N$ Z! t4 R: X# r/ D2 o>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 K, m  R; I& I3 A9 D1 S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& d* Z9 W! q: ?- A. N0 B1 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( k3 V/ @  b& N4 z1 U& `$ r' HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. H; _( m2 m! ^4 Xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* E% f2 h  |4 R0 }, q% Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' D, V8 o8 g7 \  q- p- U真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
7 A* Y1 C. R, k4 _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 m* j' S4 }) x' o9 _. X真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

  r. X/ X! b' F: g. ?7 r4 `4 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; N0 c8 |" c$ j别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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! t7 ]$ p- t) L, `别把我往坏路上领啊。

. r/ K& a# l; `1 q$ e3 h5 D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 ]9 l& A5 x# l: S' N真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, ]4 h/ a  U- }' ~( I, c; y! N紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 {/ U/ h: \( @8 \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢