Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
2 y" _' u  Y* j! {1 C4 g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  [' ~" K/ z; s6 `- l he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
5 }) y5 t5 M# r lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& O/ w* T+ p- `8 N% m) `2 Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. G2 C$ \: \5 t6 F( Cyou pay me only $5.

' \+ |4 f2 v; c' Q+ { You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 p) Q9 P" N- Tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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, j8 @% J( O+ \3 G$ LNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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$ H) K9 j9 p* Q9 D# c8 JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- O7 P* r! f) T" H. E- fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ s' F  [0 l) N  dback to sleep.
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0 F+ v- W$ ?% K+ HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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$ s  b. q, d1 A, x6 }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; c  d" S# N/ X/ z% M7 gand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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  w( U$ {, }, P2 q6 j0 ~. r' H- HLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

3 E9 s3 A5 N0 H# }9 X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- J  |8 J2 O8 V3 f6 s% b' u* \7 S>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, H. j" m  g+ u>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# B% C9 }! T4 w$ n* K+ I' ^$ }>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 w7 O5 K5 p5 L# U; O. z>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
# c2 v% Q# N0 H- _" ^>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' B; F$ H1 q1 X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) d& ~/ A1 e/ Y' K, ^" [" z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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2 F# E  `5 h; i, P( K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 c1 E- p3 e4 ^- C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. A& [4 G3 {% H7 v! S真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 P+ |% e0 u/ [; ]/ l  l
8 K1 `* S2 H9 C* {' c0 \% N. c8 _好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 B! z2 y9 e) A' z9 w6 S* D# S“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  V9 v  f3 C! \; k好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, ~# r  s8 i; Z真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

' v! k* I& \) n6 f- b" d真聪明，偶像啊

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5 K. D0 ^7 g$ y  @  l全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


0 s3 I8 {! _1 r7 u% P全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 p, N4 M! T- n1 L/ f5 p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

" ]4 Y- L4 x9 B- O你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
8 K/ i2 j+ ^! z* U& H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
: p$ H0 E, `5 a  O她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ j) C& `, \" P' A' H% z9 Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ T2 s2 p7 v2 o) p0 b哈哈，你们在这开小会呢