Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 k8 I3 l3 q3 ?% X2 `$ G8 tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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/ M1 W: b1 p) w* B% ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 P' m" @# w: I0 @9 N# I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
* c4 O0 ?. X& @( i. D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 {( U2 E& V4 R( {+ ?you pay me only $5.
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& y* P( ^' d0 f7 `- r You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# `6 _& x( R- `2 R* K will pay you $500.

' v) ^, C1 X' B8 @% B9 M9 e, C  D8 m( _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 [0 Y+ g8 w6 K/ o; |: fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 p5 Q3 W7 _* A/ ^pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 p  e0 C' N: J( `$ cthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 W( i2 k4 J8 ]) _4 m( l3 yreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
" y; F, f* X- b1 e. L8 Cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
; r+ b; |" _) a- V1 p+ Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

' U4 j/ C# I- |( o7 BThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  X6 o* Y' L' \9 \9 Lwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
$ q2 c4 c, U6 u" Q, lcomes down with four?'

/ u& ]% d) ?& j' i: I5 aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 O4 f+ ?4 `+ J! yand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

% V/ g0 x; [8 H1 G; uLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% u* i& u+ O# W, B! Z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 }1 q  n; \9 F& z- q4 N5 \( [>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 g8 i2 z; e3 t7 G1 ]; l5 ?5 R. }>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
6 ]) b# X' j( I4 x- |& U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 i% Y# M% p  f# @* S, T* U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

) Y9 I2 H# B! H& N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 ^6 J" `: s7 ^/ f$ d. K( f; @>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' Y+ X; t; v, @# y8 U! Q" c9 S>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 v) `5 D4 Z: b. t! Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) R! T3 w& O: J, Y, _1 D) K" `the newfie would l ...

+ E) r$ A1 j9 j好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: m  R4 c1 b' w' l( A( e1 Z  j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, `7 M6 X' G0 A! K4 V& @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

$ h3 y3 t; g; @真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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! X$ A! o% Y  T: J8 `7 s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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+ G; R! T, Q2 @9 l7 G7 [0 ~7 T全盘接受一下。

8 S* z+ i7 c- ?, G: T  G. Y; J. @真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

% p/ t' j" a! G$ o( M  K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( Z- u1 ^+ n- D) x% J; y' g别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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) a; ~+ g' ~- n. P别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 q( c1 {; m- U4 h3 a- i: d你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, j9 U  d) J4 l  f$ l- O% Y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

4 l1 h4 p5 Z' V3 |7 g真博学，偶像啊。

7 y' _) @$ A; F/ x! Y1 g大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
7 s+ H6 d" H2 @( [" V0 R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 v6 c9 n' i# u; m# e1 D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢