Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 ^) b2 s. ^3 athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ ?2 d. C: k' f- d7 Z  y" r he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
; a$ o$ ]; J& X" o& b9 n lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
3 d$ W1 O: I# c' c/ F/ X! nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; f: J# u( ]/ i8 Ryou pay me only $5.
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3 E. g( [& N, G( k' i5 \ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

% O3 Q$ U, o, `6 z9 CThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 \0 a, L, j, [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& W& e% X( W7 d: A. P& X5 B8 J0 ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) `0 O/ \: y7 L8 dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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) _) S' N  m8 n. S) F; ONow, it's the newfie's turn.
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# W3 U! z' G# n: W5 u2 E: DHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: V, S5 V3 n" j% O" M: ~hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ d2 J. c5 B. D1 m/ bback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, h$ g* K8 J+ {: s) u, x3 s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

0 w; D/ e, O" ~  M* }The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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, i7 y: ~4 f$ g; J+ a. V# k4 zLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 U# C6 T- h: a7 N/ r3 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 m: x/ `6 G) G/ P: e+ m1 @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! [- |- E; ^/ o0 |6 u) h0 H# P# l>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
& z  I3 B1 V$ A/ P5 O! m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* {. y" w, G9 D" P: g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) }. t( M" [) R" z  H>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 b2 @3 n! b7 O, \$ M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
. p; D7 r. g" m* v9 B% u2 q. O2 M0 w0 t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
' v$ {1 a3 P# jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! z. b& e$ y4 S  Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 k4 \* ^, o5 O1 H( ^the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- b) R+ [) Y. L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 L: z; B9 Q# }3 z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! ?/ e% Z4 ]+ Y$ O% ?) w2 O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* ]  Q) v' e) y( Q4 ?4 M( N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

% M1 n6 z9 g9 c5 `全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


. T) \" W4 B" r/ t/ d6 x! P全盘接受一下。

% D1 Y3 ?6 x6 c! G/ O! w3 e真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( M" \& J5 L/ w6 K3 d: V' I别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



& [6 S. @! q4 @  q5 B3 l4 ?! T  e别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( Q' E: u6 v9 ?' J9 J' ~: h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

: s. v, n1 r7 V1 D她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
2 x; x0 H/ C  K& x! R她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  r) a0 j' X+ {7 g& i0 h' ?% V! ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢