Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 q, s$ _: }0 c$ Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- Q" I9 G! K# P( g$ Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
. z- ], ]! Q1 t7 }* v- t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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( @$ U3 ^* G3 E0 d6 E, W You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 d& m9 K) P. {/ bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# {0 B' K1 S% `+ n+ SThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

3 m+ N" E% o$ Y0 N* X+ Z: }1 |6 L& K' ]The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 a+ r% l* E; V4 g8 y/ v7 Qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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+ o5 s4 F+ f& x0 rNow, it's the newfie's turn.

8 j2 k6 |  [2 m# ?; m, AHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 X5 z2 Z# U6 P5 Y9 b5 Yback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

& I+ r, P* I% T" `'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

: y) n" e7 G2 E+ N: K" T/ d8 RThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 r! [. Y; a' P& n0 mand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

7 R4 `2 `% ?  G7 K* ?# y& K3 FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* P% o- D  d! Y  a" f>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 p' O. O  q- L) Y: _) H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# X: c5 d$ w* v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
, }8 v( y, t: F: Q! t>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
. F+ W! g, Q4 k# [6 _% L' f>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  }" D/ Z( U0 T" V1 ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
9 L; ?# H( v1 O" W, p6 zA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  ?4 b2 \( Y( N+ w! glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 ^' N4 P! R" t+ [6 E0 pthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- F# ^5 M  D3 A$ O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 U2 l0 Y, |. B. p! M4 x6 i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 j  Y! K2 j1 S% `' E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( g& i0 y* ?; O7 v真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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- M4 u: y  Q+ I2 ]3 J全盘接受一下。

" [! d% t9 e% C" j( p; B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) V# T1 Z& U+ @9 R+ B2 I( m真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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: O4 f+ Z" i6 I% ~7 g别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 R* i! _& V; M; L8 r: l多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 O, q* C/ ?8 U8 ?9 N真博学，偶像啊。

# s- ~, |' _2 X# ]* K0 B  {; W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- ^+ }4 P2 {" B' c大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! S; [: D7 T3 x/ A. w* R; S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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) h' v0 {/ w6 r3 X/ ~5 R哈哈，你们在这开小会呢