Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% b/ n( P- g" B; a+ Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 e) B" |$ N# S6 N$ {' ^' Q9 ^/ ]  kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& m* y7 G" g' B0 Z$ qthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ( c: b. g; q3 f) y# q

; M$ X0 [" U* q* o3 S; X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 W6 s2 s2 `4 p8 g1 x/ J. P
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ H! ?' c! y3 p' v# ~1 V4 f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 n+ A- s# F1 [6 C2 p2 I  mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
" C& V5 @6 ^' U+ |you pay me only $5. " W9 b8 x4 u1 Q5 D3 t
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I' F1 Q+ f- |) E0 I$ o; I5 r
will pay you $500. 8 E) {! ^2 @+ r8 X- [9 p+ W7 ]% \! u

' O/ N+ t8 h0 t) f$ n) W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
0 ?; Z" w5 W8 w$ C, bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. % _! V7 }# L1 @& R% A

/ F8 J7 f& V9 B% p" T0 r+ vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 U9 R3 U' s9 O2 b6 d$ ?& P' Y+ E( rthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
8 k9 q0 n" e  U, G6 q; r& Y+ q; qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ R9 p% t) \% b. k) Y
lawyer. . J; D; l" r' P$ r

( c2 ~& z+ y# ?% VNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
% j! E8 J4 i8 b" Ithree legs, and comes down with four?' : d9 ]' a$ b& \

1 o) g/ X0 j1 a( i$ xThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ O6 G( `+ D2 X7 V' ^& H4 Lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all# V) g# D8 x2 n; y+ O
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour; k6 n2 M* s6 ?5 i3 Y
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: v: B2 y8 F: U" E' O8 a5 zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right$ f6 y  r% W1 x
back to sleep.
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$ C5 R' l6 D) L% Y, T1 hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He" ?/ m" O( r" u
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and4 I' M1 {4 N9 B- r. ]+ P# p
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $52 ]* w4 o6 x  ], o" z7 ~( W' |3 b
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 1 a3 _& V& q( {; `6 }; `0 s4 w" |
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& Y; B( X* B) s$ W% w3 u- r
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . |3 V* T% w) M/ [+ Z. A5 W4 H( x1 \$ B. \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：5 V2 V8 R" \% N/ ^& h
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; b% z6 I9 i8 |; \' ~7 q1 A好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! b8 g" R/ |' v5 i* p9 H E
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 & ]. ?0 i% f9 K. _

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8 ]" X; ], A1 A全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 . u6 d! T; a" ]; X4 D1 R$ q3 \

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" ~: w+ A: W# R$ N* x2 O别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
f! D5 ^! p1 @+ ~: c4 u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . h) @$ j9 i3 v/ ~2 w

0 G# }' `# F4 V2 n9 z; u真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% X4 F$ O' @, H$ p. U+ n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 g! v& h( d* H! @6 x9 r8 C
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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