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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 i" S" {% {' a8 ~$ z/ X% h0 |; W9 o% r
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ u- ]5 f$ L# ]5 ^! P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The: V% i4 m2 U% m& O9 L* ?4 \, a1 m! S
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" N/ E6 h1 o% Bask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,4 A+ t# v' f. \, K4 U
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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4 u2 G  r0 k9 p/ i9 D& X7 W9 p& R: | This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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$ W: g5 K) {8 r+ q% wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's" \& t+ V6 S; u$ Q) h
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 4 \0 i4 s; Z+ y

9 Y/ z$ r  c6 l! @3 jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 i0 r  R1 ^6 V. G1 {
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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. S& Q3 P! ?) `0 Z& n: X/ VNow, it's the newfie's turn.: r; C: T& t3 J5 T- o$ d& E
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with1 S/ g4 b5 L/ n# J
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 ^( X" x9 Z7 W/ `3 z% c- z9 C9 |The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all! ?5 ?4 v& D8 D1 W" @0 Z. C  w
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: N* p) s2 x( E0 e" cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
+ ]; V0 f7 r1 wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and1 Z9 A5 h5 Y0 h) W8 B
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; y/ Z( s9 ^5 P1 ?6 f: n3 x) L
comes down with four?' # U  h. Y& v$ f& `1 @5 O3 @
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 k$ o( _. [9 P; h1 f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; E* r5 u& S# q7 p7 H& B% e>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 7 g# T- y. H$ D' |2 B3 w
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 8 u+ J: @2 o, i5 C! k8 K
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
4 D* s) F  M& i* G- d>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
9 r" a+ I; d2 x% s1 d% Y>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" {. q9 J' m! s>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
8 J! I8 ?' P& b  u& G9 k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
: c. H# F' N' _' K7 q' w  m>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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" l! j( q! K! k' ?$ z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
3 V6 w. J- j5 C- H/ ~" g3 m/ W9 x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the $ r, [7 W: M( {
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 |: h: s1 P7 e0 o8 L  i( J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 0 u& ?- B2 i! I
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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- \$ j% r. ^  O. y+ T( N+ s6 sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if9 d* O5 Y) Y8 [( Q' b' Z# p
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
: M2 {( j3 b6 {: t1 U4 O“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. |! U  N" O- g+ L好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 Q/ [1 B0 h" [" \9 u, }加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 $ ?1 A8 ^" ]; v+ \! K5 [, S

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* O% Q0 }/ R( L) A! T' Y6 A$ K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:* Z4 {0 b, V; M$ `- w) D1 t
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
; E0 X( |( j. @$ ^8 i3 p8 y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   h  q' R$ }( H5 |: b

' W: n% I: a, X" u' `  S! A) l真聪明,偶像啊
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/ g* w% `; g5 n5 \3 T8 E全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! ~# j' j6 z; a1 O& e0 v

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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 - V! l" H% y# ]: @
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' _, n9 ?* w) u  ?  F1 v) t9 y& c加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 2 ~. ]  s) e$ p
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教胖还差不多 ) g! L$ W) E. I; I
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& b# u  T! X( m  j4 v紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! |2 k7 N! ]5 V! O- a2 m6 w$ {说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 ?4 o4 \5 t9 Z- t
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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