Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: @" b/ E5 s+ D5 hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
8 C( @' F2 C' V9 \* g he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 ?4 W* z4 ]5 M5 g0 _4 l7 B lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& w6 p& I! D+ D$ E6 l; P1 G5 xask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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5 v0 p5 I7 i6 N: { This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' M9 I; }' s. Y3 {6 t8 qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 d& J3 p; L2 \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 v. I" V- E& u; Y7 _* R: uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" T( ^+ G  S1 `- w9 [5 tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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$ }5 g- y: F0 q9 N; A6 q" ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 M% N0 z' |8 u, y7 THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: w1 y) h8 I) l3 Y5 Lreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) ]! f* b2 x2 j) }3 E/ _% F% D8 X' M. Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 u) x1 L7 R' ]. `3 s# Q+ Cback to sleep.

; r4 G9 X7 |  P. ^) a5 E0 @The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

: a/ r  ^: z6 D, v, T( I% kThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ T9 |. b1 E" l, C8 R# ?1 P4 M1 cand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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/ Z3 N# W$ l6 }2 Z! v9 RLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ s: W% u, H, z; D; ]$ k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 r7 c( t! ~: }! ^0 Q>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  ]. \& m5 E/ x9 W& R) g7 t/ [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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! s  n4 Q6 Y7 D! m* V: ~>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  h" l6 c) Y+ U  G>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
% s$ t0 x; ]9 Y6 o6 S+ Z( ?- w>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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- u2 _; t8 r- U+ D( ?# d>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
: h6 i0 `- K. @3 |>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% A2 M; y2 D, ]- I4 x: y3 A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
3 x+ L2 q1 v& ^) h' D" [; u4 U. n>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ @2 I7 S& q4 }2 wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: D' O& d2 S  ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 w4 [8 G/ |- \' Z) Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
6 t2 n9 i% i9 B' b7 w/ Othe newfie would l ...

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* c; Y  b) @( G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% W6 s$ b. `; s) z( p# ^+ n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 N3 s/ c: T* n/ {加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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. z- \1 ^- j* J% O9 G1 \好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) E2 H/ J7 [3 A$ W* v0 z8 h! }“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 \& Q' w/ ]( Q8 c# Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 D) o& D6 Z1 n+ y真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

+ o5 f1 J  Q9 U8 v+ Z7 W真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

; m8 ?: k0 ?) [4 {1 H$ B, e! j真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

( T& Q/ \1 z# ^2 W4 E- m7 x真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

/ [; {; x' V: ]- R真博学，偶像啊。

  f* i( x1 Y7 T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% H1 l+ P. y" Y2 c) i1 {7 G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
- `+ _5 R/ a# ^  y: I( N3 f大学教胖还差不多
5 u) F6 z& J& n0 x3 `她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
6 v9 k" E7 x3 p& o! a8 p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( P2 G# b; A/ C" {说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 i+ w! E  a& c4 s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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