Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* f, [* c9 [/ Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
! k- Q$ H# G! r! b( i) x7 ] The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

7 b  \/ a' {; o) j9 X You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* X  |6 d  ~. M5 S4 z5 v! X7 qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

2 R) ]: z) v, t& a' @7 |The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- R* g7 s/ {: A: y. T( @( vlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

- R$ M' \' K) j  S; A! QHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 x7 I! A0 }2 J! Z& }the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 S$ J8 ]% T8 T. l) g6 V( V1 [( `hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 u4 ], d  |: e! i* C9 vwakes the newfie up and asks,
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$ e" {8 x' W) _( h- A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

" v( z% v3 V& c7 s/ o, ]9 HThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 r$ \% F7 h, \; L& Q8 r8 }  X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: c  l6 ^# H$ P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# Q8 \) g% I: t+ f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 K/ X% q/ r. K>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& A$ t6 S3 H. Y. v>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

" @; r1 Y2 P& r- J1 A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 l; Y( P& G  K: C8 n5 N1 D>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
/ D3 B+ u' O" `) E9 R>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 ~! O/ w# x+ L, F- zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ [1 ]$ X- q# H1 u- g; ^5 X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% }8 d: ~0 K9 r- S1 H真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

1 K+ L5 z( H3 n+ O真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! o4 E' Q% Z7 a2 N- S! n真聪明，偶像啊

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. m7 B5 o" n- P; F8 E# _全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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" w6 Y  {5 O6 v7 F- R全盘接受一下。

: \9 k- Q/ v6 r. C) n3 g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

8 K1 Z6 k$ l; N( }9 o( ~) }8 Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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4 \! c* c, C# }$ d2 p别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

7 ~. M  k9 [/ h4 y$ X3 u真博学，偶像啊。

2 }- ^0 W. V7 Z5 r7 i! I( ~8 ^( K6 G大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

) B+ B* W2 b/ w. U& ]7 e  E1 s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
6 p# d+ ^$ w6 k! A+ o大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 n- v$ O3 C3 T5 }7 {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. S3 F* S' [& x- X% L" |9 Z3 K说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" x: N; g( T. V1 E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! f! _* o6 G; m7 {哈哈，你们在这开小会呢