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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so$ a# W5 a  U2 E% c
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
/ Q! X* y; m$ C2 X" g9 P1 T4 C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" F! }3 j6 \- U" j& p+ Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,: P& @- A4 L9 c  b
you pay me only $5.
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) z  k0 U, B/ A% w. A8 Y You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" |, t: l8 \  Q7 f) r% C will pay you $500.
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5 V+ I1 Y  m; `3 C8 m/ Q1 ~ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep" a! M& E# b) ^3 \# Z: S& I6 ^# v
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 L8 x2 G) L/ {& a
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 7 B* S8 d1 P+ m9 z  h
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
* j6 F# ~  n' Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
1 {! ]9 A+ H2 A% z6 Ilawyer.
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" G$ C; z5 Z: V8 }& K2 j# |Now, it's the newfie's turn.0 x' p/ {; j# p$ r
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all4 `" T- y0 D- h
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and4 j1 Y2 k- }, z  V, y" c/ f
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right7 _, R3 G9 c4 O
back to sleep. ) G$ Q$ B6 V- S- O: |! E

5 v7 d- M6 ]7 V- X5 T6 g: AThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He5 i- I# m1 l5 `, L& d8 u
wakes the newfie up and asks, : D* a5 n3 Y9 a: v. T1 ?% p

9 x  ]; @* D# [$ `2 g'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 W- q! v0 u6 ?2 j- ncomes down with four?' ) V' Q. B1 l/ R# Q0 J2 G

, s8 |; n& I2 v( TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!' r6 G% o1 Q9 F" _

) t5 R/ M, \/ u/ F7 Q- q! ]$ `6 FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) R2 W/ r* z0 F8 k' Q8 \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ( p  F  d8 d* |! h) Z
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 2 l- W$ B! ?& j# X/ C9 Y5 W/ H
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the - n9 L4 K* w& W  l
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 x, h4 D$ z# y; E>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 9 G2 ^- i7 H; H" c
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 j) S3 k' \! r. O( Q) d# T>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
( v/ a- }/ `! u% b0 F1 M/ s>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 5 R. v4 ~. ^( u9 _
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three; m* W8 L) R" i
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 0 A6 P) l1 h- w1 F! z( m& |" o
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 0 k" G/ ^! D1 I& `& s9 C/ m+ A
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, X2 {& i4 _& A' QA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ u' a9 ?* |2 |1 \; d' h3 Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 U2 q: _6 r$ Y9 |5 W* b- \8 Mthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ a  c/ ^( y/ R% n+ U0 fthe newfie would l ...

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3 U2 m8 g/ ~6 b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:" _1 L- S. x! Q; U7 S) ^% D/ ?
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
& v, e4 {1 b8 g1 m好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( ~7 v5 j9 a0 v" |/ b3 J; Z# N加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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  I  E$ _7 y8 Y% z* ?好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
+ Q& i- A# ~& _/ R“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
. q) @) G% ]. Z3 d! N! G7 {& p好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

1 L9 _* [+ R' E1 M真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 K% @' a% p' Q$ I  D真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, |+ ?1 d; ?" |5 y  P真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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. \, a* h5 p* E8 ?# e- G) ~7 L别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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' P8 [7 O9 e0 Z8 V别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# r& p: }% Q1 I8 S# t, s加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 \; j# N0 t, X4 P) {* x多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

) j% e; G0 ]( H4 [" L" n6 O  g大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 - {4 _1 c" s# A- o) }4 I6 m

4 Y' f- Y& p; m4 g# B  U, f大学教授哦,能不剥削?

- g' {5 g0 P% l$ B9 \, V9 J. e+ Q) t她是大学教瘦?! X, q- O' i8 [1 |! l* q) k
大学教胖还差不多   n5 S# y5 r# Y% J! T
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- A" ~: X. t: v3 \9 m紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' d: j. k; M% f. H" D说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 : ~9 `5 B  O8 a8 p% Q% @% `
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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