Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) s9 G6 u! y& o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ W7 g3 X; d0 U, Rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, x2 `6 c) e- x- W! f" ~3 S" U: @you pay me only $5.

0 J+ {- M% n! _' o' L) n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ H: o% i( a+ T- K# o7 U. [ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
& M$ c" X: u: k! ?the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
* U& c' [$ w! f; `) _the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% D% N2 r- s4 E- W! M9 dlawyer.
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' i. R% ~# _4 `: w5 gNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

! N3 S$ _( h# O1 bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 v- f% b) J0 v' F9 Dthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 O8 ]) B1 ^& X% ]of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 W+ N1 p* i/ |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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8 k+ z% {4 `4 k# D3 lThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
  u9 w' j! g9 ~! N% D7 v- i3 N$ Q9 [; |comes down with four?'

8 Q6 w# p0 Z- G" j3 k+ OThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
$ }0 S: \* n; O( E8 K8 fand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  k- ^7 h8 t  y. W+ @>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' [, G& C% |9 f: O! }2 ^4 n>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
4 U. I+ E" v; `7 w5 _6 p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
* ~  j+ J& z6 M9 R( w+ r. l. y2 T9 _>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 Y( U, x' |2 a2 ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& L4 ?! D# U- T. W>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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/ J* m& c* J8 z& K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; s+ x* F% C# U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 ^: n, J% i2 w+ w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) b9 Q. p% ^* ^' f4 ]# H$ N9 r真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* \: k) h9 u$ M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; j# X6 q. A6 y4 q真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 O7 n) ?& j  l# _" c% K" N3 _真聪明，偶像啊

: ^! C0 o+ {4 R6 o' d8 R- B* p& y全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


: l6 \3 g  J" Q* n% {全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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! o7 N+ d) j' P" ]2 c4 Y# f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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' `; [. q0 }5 C6 A7 J别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 n# S) c1 v' [% ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 S$ o% W1 m$ l* R/ r多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

( _) y' Y* P! G0 d9 t4 k, Y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢