Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

/ r1 p+ Y% G6 g% R6 c8 e You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
- o0 |7 F, S& J will pay you $500.

$ d9 C$ z- R* ^& ^0 g# ` This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 t% \1 v2 F7 W0 R% Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
. b7 s' _7 t% H" E6 q# @1 apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

$ K/ ~' X; V3 Z- rNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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" U! f* X* J& Q! s, Z6 o9 h5 aHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ m# i/ l+ v6 `" X! K4 w4 C9 i# Ythree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
1 s5 {7 y. b7 |2 M: Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 W& ~' Q, g" ~, s1 a, Y) X1 Hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

0 @3 |# [) j: X; g5 S! [4 w' CThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

0 D9 i. V' d( U9 \5 i! p, S; ?Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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+ K- h- C+ c1 Y9 v5 ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ N2 w2 }: @1 N: H2 p  u>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  y( E( X! z+ C>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; p" y) G4 |- b* C, E9 {& A* Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! g0 A+ ]+ ]. _8 t  @( vthe newfie would l ...

0 R4 c) L/ K% K# @9 p/ k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# e5 J- L# h# E加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! x3 ~  i+ I% W9 J5 C真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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( r, K/ p/ t* o! J$ B8 O4 b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 l' n4 Z3 e6 H) d# B: J好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

. E+ l! p9 ?4 n真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

3 x: o" b% {1 b$ G4 L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 k8 B4 ]7 _5 D6 i4 ^. W你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! s. F) O8 K+ }0 {* q" O8 a! t: X真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; B, R4 |! ?0 C她是大学教瘦？
" n# m: n& V# u大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( S, S" p0 q; u5 F' n4 P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢