Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
8 S' J' }2 o6 w2 h8 Clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 O6 d0 E0 z1 Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 [* Y3 ?5 w- x% A+ e2 Sthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# q; v8 ]; H( w! b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ W8 ?- K+ O" n8 _) | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I; k. b! l7 |$ S
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,2 U! }2 {0 N1 H( |3 T6 h2 P# G
you pay me only $5.
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# k1 L. R0 L9 Q: S8 w; a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I* I% y. e' C6 ]) L/ d; V* i4 N
will pay you $500.
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3 \% R- b. A  r3 @  @$ e& m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep. @! S6 ^9 F$ S, j' H: L- ?0 \
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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, k; s5 u1 F1 `. q1 kThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
" _$ P! h# z! i( ?0 hthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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! ~1 M& C  o$ N4 eThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 q1 _( h; A! o* G/ ]2 Lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the& U9 R! I6 v8 N2 a7 i
lawyer. " H/ o# D! ~" k# ]

6 e1 A/ U0 s" V; z) _# P# Y/ W% WNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 c% @& P! A  X) X9 R: hHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- l  W# p7 y% f$ i" L/ n9 i0 _
three legs, and comes down with four?' 2 k8 V) G: v* {; i& [

6 w. S) J( J6 ~- b; I& k: }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all- o+ q! S$ Y) P( j) z8 F# M
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all- v+ x: i" D& b
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
$ T, Z9 U# @$ Z5 q+ k$ Y6 Xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and9 d5 U- \0 k& U) A2 d& q* C0 h
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right* D% f' |8 p% p2 W6 u
back to sleep. ) y% _$ |2 P# S2 N# \0 j/ q

- }" c" X8 J; @6 |$ R$ O+ ^. ~" ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" H; U3 ]3 I/ Q* f8 c" X8 y$ Y, ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and5 L; J! d+ J1 u- d+ K: i
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / b1 v& A% s1 x
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a ]* x+ o1 y3 `, A' _
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 l8 V) n! x. V6 |' T" n: F4 Z* A4 v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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+ {# A/ p0 f" q6 t好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：! N4 R9 Q8 r X$ ]
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，( g, h# }7 \6 i2 D
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- [1 `7 s, s1 L真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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. l6 O4 ?7 s! r全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 2 n& g( A4 w6 V. b

8 W9 U( w, s6 \' x, U6 t5 G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 ' r3 S* F' e; C% y% ~* |

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/ r1 ~' h' H2 M# k: O9 w6 y别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 Z; L( C1 L u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; a" I9 O/ B. I$ V% I

% h8 W1 \" _2 p) I2 Y真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ; V9 |# @1 U! M# y, l; |
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 & `, X4 _0 y \$ s; J# Y/ O
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
Z0 }7 i; _- L紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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