Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ @( Z5 _. g' Z+ R1 }; Kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
- o" T! V! @2 b" V* [4 Xthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
! Q8 L* p& M+ a/ ], p* ~& ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 o6 O9 R8 k5 ^$ M lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 n4 J* g& J; [. P& j- Pyou pay me only $5.

9 o% B# m( F9 x4 I$ j5 c You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 F& @6 p% i9 s) ~& x  Q. u" j will pay you $500.
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$ \) F- O7 \# d% k) c; K* x: p2 @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; f$ N/ f9 d6 c$ z% R9 A7 wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

6 V! E6 u! }" f( @- X/ _The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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* X6 }3 H2 @$ K/ _  F, tNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: \+ t5 Q9 i1 lthree legs, and comes down with four?'

6 r4 |: n* b+ s1 C. E* R+ pThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, s6 ~( Y- J7 x* s9 F% Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 ^! K1 T( x$ A4 l: P4 _, Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
0 V6 {; z6 Q2 h, }! j! |hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
# ?! i/ ~4 X" Q9 V' I9 cback to sleep.
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7 v% s+ S  J& D  ^5 WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) L9 J; ?8 B4 O' F# j& E" ?wakes the newfie up and asks,

/ I4 \- Z3 a5 K- L/ }' S'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 m! Q: m; v+ {$ E" q6 ?- wcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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7 g* {+ K& @, @+ j+ jLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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9 o; o1 a8 t1 \. `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# ^2 L2 e4 i4 t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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0 S9 O$ C  s' l! R>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 B$ M- K' m- E7 z# m# m1 s: N>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
! f* A2 g8 v0 E" l. ^>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; I- B; k/ f8 m# V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ [3 P& }5 @' Y>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
# b9 ?$ u# ~$ j. l5 s5 f# T/ j>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; [. w- m1 R0 H1 a1 Z5 q) [7 dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! b' E- Q* p" ?' m1 U$ Z) _0 ythat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' _: ]" ~; p9 m- k, X加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

3 `9 q0 z/ n9 [( a2 H: L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; h& p9 s5 E- ^: L1 T5 |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% h  [' ]9 G+ l. }真聪明，偶像啊

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9 E$ r( u. x7 F8 X, J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

2 g: F! I- j8 Z  M; b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 ]- b9 G+ s$ |! c$ K别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; @3 h! p7 `# D# ]& B" ~1 a# P加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( R% |8 K' q" q! V4 B* A& R' N多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 c! ?6 B$ [# U0 U% ^& r真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

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大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: N* O# M& B! h6 K5 e4 Y& F说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 O8 P% o1 L: r" R( {; u紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢