Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 S& a1 l$ \% q' @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 ]- `  E& v# uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ A: i- S$ v1 \3 r% k lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
( ^$ u9 ^, j  W( Z8 }ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

9 C) H- V  B; a4 n You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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2 K2 h" p: R2 V. L. \" o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( l! F! o) X5 @# X" |' @the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

0 E) C% o9 e, z( A6 W7 B; MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 j+ y& O; N7 O( M& q+ ?1 Wpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 m$ T* d, F, \: X- Dlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: u3 q+ R# z' p4 N% V: z; X3 Dthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 ]; Q! K! o6 n6 B# d4 I0 sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& A$ a; S' _% s+ G& Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 i) ~5 }4 X0 H+ O2 |$ {$ i6 l6 L+ Xback to sleep.
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7 y6 d9 l2 V4 q8 eThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
8 _8 h+ y+ O# x1 h. l% P: Icomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

  [0 }3 L5 n. ]# Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

6 C3 M1 Z% X5 G, @1 N5 ^1 L+ f/ h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 j6 _: c0 \/ d>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
7 j2 M5 P8 E* B+ ]& Q3 g" G( l>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 F, j9 ?  Q5 {# R+ I- L( r4 q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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% p9 c8 p: H: Y  c1 |! v" H! ?* ^1 u>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
4 }6 I7 E4 c5 P% T3 ]4 i5 s% W>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
& b2 W8 H2 f! F, c- c- r) |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 C$ {- i% v  p/ S, ], a: z7 T3 q. f) _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ C% o1 p# k/ E1 e6 x9 \7 J, Flong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 z& j2 t1 R( C' }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' Q" B2 N! @" Zthe newfie would l ...

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9 R) E( Y2 H: r' w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" u7 M$ d6 s. [" a+ f! S* @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

. ~9 m1 J8 g6 @3 {. ?2 O" w1 L真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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9 L8 ^4 z6 Q" h) s  V! m, x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ G  |" h6 f! A真聪明，偶像啊

( N' v/ G+ l$ |% Q全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

) `5 h9 G5 I/ T5 h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

+ j5 N' Q  e3 u& W/ z9 T# j! P真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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" U5 b" d: Y$ |* h" N& c6 Q: [2 a别把我往坏路上领啊。

1 M, `1 U8 I/ ]; ?7 f你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" Q2 ]7 k: L! G  h" }真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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9 C% G5 A/ ^4 b5 C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
: q  {0 l. o# E- U" @大学教胖还差不多
: d  J. H. A" a3 U1 }% n& s她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 L( \4 n! q1 Q$ {: m) D# B说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: v, w3 q  E3 i' ?% w0 V+ K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢