Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ m$ m; }/ |& y8 |" Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ I' o) F, ^; |' athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' L0 }3 g  G; Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

' r. y$ A, [% ~, j: [ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

% b: |) V) C' V5 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 h9 P1 s0 b; C4 U* \6 U$ }+ ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

' P2 f/ n* s* MNow, it's the newfie's turn.

* E+ [9 i! t3 |/ v5 |& LHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

: h. W9 a2 \5 g; Y8 k& ?' gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" ^  ]* I( V4 L  oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( p5 Q0 K2 {$ o$ rof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& F( c5 w4 i/ Z) xhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
$ s7 F$ f% n- E& Oback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 Z/ ]5 ?! L# H# ^' G* cwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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/ |$ D+ b" x1 D* Q. T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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& Q+ X6 n. v4 P% x/ T5 q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 ^; i1 k. P; ?6 O  y0 V>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 E+ c: B) K9 O1 }" llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! K5 U% Y8 i; `$ z7 w/ }1 gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

/ Q+ K* S' K7 W( g- S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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" P4 {( a* |* R* l: G6 f( _7 P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 X/ a" l  v+ @6 i3 B“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 S/ h" \: w/ n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

2 z+ _; _( x9 S9 u/ m全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

8 n, ^3 U* a& [' Q  b  ^' B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

& h. a0 D" \5 F- L# J* Q2 \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

% F3 \+ N! Y+ z% D, b你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 y7 R$ u8 v. t/ s4 |她是大学教瘦？
0 u6 H: g$ Z5 L$ p# @7 I8 s* a& y( `5 y大学教胖还差不多
$ D3 u4 s. X- `. ^2 q# U她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 J& p# O# u3 W9 K/ `哈哈，你们在这开小会呢