Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! |  ]' H! w# O. j; P/ ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
" a+ n5 M$ {* i/ |  K3 lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
+ T( r8 y" M3 V The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" A: E! S! h2 x% Cask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' y" W% X! k& `, kyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
( F# k9 T. T( B5 ` will pay you $500.

2 V# n0 u8 B' W# ? This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
( F2 d7 |. @) i/ S5 g0 P- {4 \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

; \" J+ j, p# ^3 SThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

# W- o* }" h- D0 xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
6 J; U# w* M  L* p4 k3 N6 vthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( q1 `% I& Z' D. w! Xthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 O+ T/ i9 \- C3 K) h" K2 P1 ^! `" `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 v! Q0 T5 a6 yhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 j5 o( c5 m; x* D1 ^back to sleep.

' ]8 |$ b* r5 A! FThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( x8 Y: ^8 C% \" Pwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ o4 T* {% s/ u5 m& ]. L3 L+ T" Acomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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* F& A+ W: _* \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 c9 X1 X9 t1 M: ]2 ~" p( o>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 i8 ~& `* a! i! G& z3 s# h7 h>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 E/ y  O7 O$ p5 u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( j: B9 v. k& T! ~$ Y6 @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 m$ ]- r; ^! l( n3 z# I>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ {! Y& V0 V, a9 C# P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 q% n, {6 f- q# l  h6 J% j; y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. x$ F8 y/ A2 r" Z  @6 p) Fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) N" G6 _( q9 L' N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' I5 y0 k9 x& o: J4 Z4 T* {好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) d; p$ {, R3 l5 p9 ^真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* ?4 _/ L" r+ M' x0 Y) |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ j5 I. H2 j. L: J! d真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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5 T* B4 |$ C" Y1 U- T全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ _' H# `8 _; ^' S, Z全盘接受一下。

8 W1 c3 H% t7 B% S9 G  d; S; y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

$ D; z( ?0 v$ ]# g! x别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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; |5 T' i# @" ]5 _/ N; J别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  |5 e4 |" m, u9 f3 U7 X! f9 H真博学，偶像啊。

( Y' D. p+ }0 ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 l! s" \4 Q5 Q6 W9 j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢