Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 `& {6 N, W# q& d  elong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 g; x1 v) P5 a+ T  hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
' ]( {6 v# B1 Z" M0 { The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
. G6 ~9 h5 X+ r7 d lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

7 z) ?% `5 d& F0 s This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
$ g9 J* n) X/ a6 k# [& o, D% Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

1 V7 |. d, X, V) U" t9 oThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& r* J  S9 o9 i' u' Rpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
% {" f% u- v- olawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

, x/ |( `; J" R7 i# d1 J  XHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
& ~( T; f4 p& O6 G7 _9 L; Q' {three legs, and comes down with four?'
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' P$ _- j6 L1 n1 T" [( bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 J" Q, O1 M/ f) k- `7 Ohands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ Z( A  S- Q- s9 `& r2 u. Mback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
3 k- b5 y3 Y! D; ?. q/ f
  L) \$ e) T2 E( [7 c'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
* E4 F# ~# _# R4 x5 zcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
* V% O7 C' l1 P# x& V: e5 b2 Z# sand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

7 Z! ~8 y5 g2 [+ x! t; p' o7 JLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

2 t0 t/ }2 d# u* x  ^9 [7 L) c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  B3 T+ x5 j8 T7 [6 X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% g+ O, G: m: `- v' h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% e& s4 s5 ]- P) |>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
2 R  ?3 A) G5 ~$ c8 L0 d, p, I: e
9 b8 H" C" ~: ]( I2 b# k1 y) c) W>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
, N8 [5 O+ ?1 u& c6 F* f- }4 i( q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: T% n( z8 t9 S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 a3 [( Q/ T+ }) g: \0 s! T6 \6 jA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ Z- B$ o# j. N0 O: O. ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
" E, V/ m  Z; E* I7 n, H& ^. Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% o& n) p3 E; M7 M% h% |+ _6 C- x
好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ q" ~$ X; r2 y  m- f) t) [* `好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 h1 [7 f7 t0 E# r“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% N+ }$ _2 ?6 L; ]" G好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# L& w6 S" J; [) R6 v# q真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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4 v+ }! w0 T4 W; y2 i, W全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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* e$ \  D0 p& T% ]1 c真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 e0 u+ R. D0 I4 N  ]9 G别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

( `' Y' R( T4 {' o( _6 W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" u! S# o* p5 E5 \* e( R4 C1 T% ~紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ N5 V  ]9 S- U" E' b# L说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( _* k" M9 [+ a0 z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, o% Q$ D$ R5 |9 ?9 p4 h( \
哈哈，你们在这开小会呢