Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 w, z7 s1 {5 O! N( Hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 a" R' h- f5 Q& B! @9 m, \; O The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% E2 m! e; T& ]7 Y& ` lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ F' R# `! F8 M3 @) E+ Y: G9 Kyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
$ _8 B  M+ }( b9 n, D9 d will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  E. r3 t; j9 TThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 Z. q, |  T4 z: ^& JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ c/ t5 B5 l- R: o& C% R7 n% blawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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( P0 G  c: I7 M; PHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 R4 a/ p4 p& X- i4 WThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  |! q* a0 y& W% p* N. kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 C. G+ K% E7 u1 k; ^  sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
- Q9 D" j% n0 ^: Qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 k! s* Q9 L; Shands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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- d  Q8 L" T0 _/ B/ `3 cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; j7 `/ a$ x# Bcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

7 {: m, `3 z( D* l, y9 I0 ALawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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. j2 m' v6 p. F5 c. [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) B0 o; g& V# z! P. X6 m: o>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ b+ q, M. j) \4 G0 Q' I- d0 W>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 m7 F( r6 W2 \5 p7 d6 W; s>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

: D. C" y8 m" r, Z* x$ B9 B' Y# |2 R>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ W6 E  f4 q" Z# k5 ?$ l2 U8 A- d' G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 ?* A5 t% W( G; A2 i7 w! L7 z8 nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
  a- @0 D2 b1 O( Q, E/ w$ _that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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; n( r8 j; W7 d+ H. L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
1 e5 S2 l2 h" ?  c5 j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; a9 \) b5 H* S6 S( u% g- Q  @加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! T. H3 `2 R2 u* l; @9 R" `: \真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 @( T1 L3 F! X+ F“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 A8 x8 }' \% a7 x" E好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

% F" J0 D: |) u! W& D' U1 Q6 ^全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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* {2 W  X; s1 K8 J; c1 R全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

* D% n/ u8 o# ^5 R6 l+ f, ?真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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9 x% L. j. c' }3 M9 O( G别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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& y5 D' t; ]! N$ K. v# S别把我往坏路上领啊。

: `$ f' B: l, O4 H! [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# {0 f, @1 \) u4 R3 u多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

; P4 |! o3 B. f4 a2 i% C9 ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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+ ]: G/ |" n9 `- J- s5 f# K8 O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
; l: C1 `, ~' N+ B; J; _' {紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢