Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
4 N( a# B0 E. g( o The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 T3 s2 H% e9 A7 y, A8 Zyou pay me only $5.
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# p$ j3 X& O. F( Y) L+ Y8 ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
# l! ]9 S2 L/ d! b7 x9 W$ l% t2 S# ~ will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
3 [% _0 R" Q  E$ b% ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! l# J, r* p+ ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 ~# z- D! L$ WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 e  m: x# m) H& v, ]pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

) v: w' [- O  O: R; B% wNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 P% w; r- S% \; cHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

. H. w* {/ a8 K' p' B7 b+ PThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
, ^7 Y6 o; w: }/ E% n: }7 S  ?; v; |of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 ?- C  X$ r* k3 o) z* d! \! wback to sleep.
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; `$ T) ?6 d! e& R1 u. z' JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; ]: j0 Y% R' i0 ycomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 U8 o, C; Y. C. P3 j3 ~9 w) n! a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
" B/ R  S) d2 E. R4 e$ \2 }! |>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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; d0 r( E2 j' \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 U' Z5 G1 \/ r, z9 H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 f8 U1 Q7 w" ]" s) o( J$ h>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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$ F* F' G# ^1 q8 E7 V>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
' t$ R4 k7 G7 b9 S# [, A>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' m. m, K* w6 c. {- g5 c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
+ a0 t& Z4 l7 n( ^* h$ g/ M8 B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 f7 @' J5 J* c& M) F  l; NA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 L4 `# }" ~# t6 B. _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  y& n! e; D, B8 @好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' m% J% N/ h% b( O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 n1 l. j  |- m6 N" m$ O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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9 ~5 [7 k% u; D+ @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

8 {7 [& V; G* u! {- A1 g0 @; {# z5 N全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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% a5 \& j9 h2 A+ F别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! p8 D# t2 l1 U真博学，偶像啊。

3 T: U7 ]0 _( H3 N6 A  ~1 {$ z) v* ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, o* T* x) r9 E0 {( F大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( ~3 j- E: |/ ?! C0 o她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
# ~- t7 z7 f2 W她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 m4 b% @0 b1 v* M说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

* ]2 q7 @9 j' e4 C9 d6 G哈哈，你们在这开小会呢