Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 ~( H% S- B8 w$ G1 P6 h2 e! m3 S5 ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: {. w6 `' X9 {* W2 n: zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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( [' Q* [  ]5 [1 u The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
+ E7 z" P) o) h  t2 R he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- T. K' \7 D( f: O; v$ p) Y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 Y. k0 f4 l& ~ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& m; W2 J  f7 A1 C will pay you $500.

6 g4 r4 C' O; {/ z7 P2 g This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' L7 N# Q  |3 {8 p% P7 ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
3 I+ f4 m* A. N* B& R' hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 V: _# w0 P- C7 T" ?# h' Hlawyer.
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0 r/ d) T5 H0 W$ O  k" `& Z4 RNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. Q$ P2 O; ~, M! T- i! ?. R% rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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" Z9 y5 }  X6 E* M  dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 j3 [- A1 k' U4 J8 Vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ G/ E/ a1 i1 ^% i  z9 G' ]$ A% Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. D% M0 b) B0 G- ~of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

' \- P7 }0 G8 }" l. i* h; a4 ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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' X# Q) U# g( uThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
; W$ V; b6 w; ~' E: K2 h* Zand goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  e9 G3 z3 }7 V' @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 V" {7 R& {9 B7 r* b>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 p5 C' n" k( z9 C. e# S; K& D. P>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

: @( x* h8 \/ J1 ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, Q1 M( X& m* b/ B>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
2 G4 X: l3 `; Y8 U- M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" o' ~2 n# N* P0 `6 o>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 Z. \) A; w0 R5 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 g; \+ C! D9 b0 U1 ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( [1 z( x6 M& S1 |+ K$ x, `真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 e8 ~5 H' b6 Q9 L) ?$ A1 R好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

2 ~) s* |$ \" \' V' O+ W真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

) e! O- U% ?/ l5 [' o# K# {3 C# o真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 B; d, g0 \, N" z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

! g  r) [8 ^8 D6 x# _! h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 F( I% r! p% B/ Q. N" m0 Q- _( q别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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2 B" b6 x  s) H, i0 \. X3 c; @# r别把我往坏路上领啊。

/ I3 l  `8 b* b- _1 J你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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* h6 _, ]: I2 c* [% f$ h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. b# R2 s. P! V, z4 C' x0 N* C8 _8 n大学教胖还差不多
/ ]/ B% O% l* U9 _) J2 A/ j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 m! X) c+ ]$ F- g' G- B* ^- [) U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 L& A, x" W5 ?; {! [5 Q7 v# b0 n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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! _$ P& u$ ], T  [哈哈，你们在这开小会呢