Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! {" L$ N+ z, F8 c3 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& G/ w, B9 C# u0 Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
7 C2 p: Z9 ^6 X4 ? he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
, q  K7 M. p' k/ h; S4 t* x7 o lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 d  h; M3 q1 G( y* x2 xyou pay me only $5.
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' I8 N; D; y/ g- T+ h You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! }9 P, S  e( ]# lthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

# M* @- f- |4 A5 S# jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

: `, b6 m3 s% d; s4 z" h/ ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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) k, l, V4 s* LHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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6 [$ q- y* F) B/ {8 D$ Y, vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! q3 J4 a* `1 S' ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
8 S0 C1 @& t$ Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; l. g( t' q3 H) i; Bcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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, f5 ]3 t0 [: W) ]1 ^/ t/ V; ULawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

1 w+ w" `( ?' `/ x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 A3 v7 k- C! M: ]- r7 v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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* S  N3 u8 ~' s7 w>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 i; Y, E8 J. k9 f0 x9 t8 [6 Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ f) v" }7 a1 E>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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6 G8 ?/ S8 w& Y* f' s>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 s- Q/ q6 j0 t  t! q- _# f- M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( j3 D6 i- s: |  p9 K$ S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" O; a2 p( ?: u# ^A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# y( K% U0 X' a0 E1 M6 H9 @( w6 Ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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# _. D2 A& ~/ O9 s! L; O4 B
3 s! j/ O4 c/ i. M好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 `2 ?$ f; d, p- U7 S( P“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
2 C2 L- W' r) G4 ?+ l* E0 c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 F! Y; G8 H9 p: _3 [/ {. B真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
* w# h6 b/ @* B0 I“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 a% G5 x% ]/ K8 X3 F& ?, g真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& m  x9 u7 ~" H# y- d真聪明，偶像啊

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, w$ m9 X9 i- C" s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


; F; I2 x$ |# A% N全盘接受一下。

" R3 g- O: {- ~: b  j) ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

4 e+ v/ d( N- d; d( ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
# \0 u1 h6 c' d; w3 Q

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4 @2 W3 r* x+ U3 e/ {. x别把我往坏路上领啊。

: P, V( b& J- X, o9 x* a4 g. h) |你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 X7 s* b2 Q9 @) z! A  N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# V+ `- A; d4 e' W真博学，偶像啊。

. [7 T6 k& ^- o大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

" N; M  h; D% n+ I; Z" Y$ `大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 j; w- R; v% o她是大学教瘦？
: V: H; Y. M; v+ r" m大学教胖还差不多
9 _1 _3 G3 q3 w她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 A! S+ i( n9 w  ~4 q: A紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 r7 S+ K6 s2 {$ l7 k* l; H% Z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢