Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 N: a) l, N6 [$ llong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 V! V7 T9 H4 z* B% H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
8 q) J, q7 P0 K) ^2 V6 G  kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
2 q' ~. x& Y, B. [$ g9 T% Uyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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, [" L7 H3 Z9 B1 x4 k7 i7 C) m! j5 a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
+ x; q; t4 v+ a- N  Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- t( e  q5 ?. i6 S% D% jthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

& W4 E6 u( k7 S: R5 m% ~7 a# ?The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
/ Z& x8 n3 ^* p* X# Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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! U3 |% W' a# ^( v* q5 {Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 l+ l7 b- }4 Q8 X, Z* |; F$ }three legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 R0 i" H) }6 x' b- D+ u! vThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
: `+ d! ]1 D3 N7 [$ y. h& zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
/ B: L' x0 {- zback to sleep.

$ j& r7 f# U8 C2 m; L& jThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* V; i, [) x/ d% `% f5 ~wakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ V3 I5 h/ k: u3 h8 \'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
' h* H. w: j; A0 f, s3 ?0 g0 qcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

5 W3 {6 y5 ?/ b3 P. GLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

& y8 j% O) R3 M' D/ y' ]% E>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% M9 a- c* Q1 i9 b3 L$ d>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
5 s2 a3 \. u7 O, Q2 O, w>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
- A7 S6 r( |( z; m8 w+ h* z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
& F% W1 P1 q! q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 v$ t) n. m3 b6 y( Q* W) B>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
! u* h1 `9 d+ b' z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) I( l- E% l! i0 H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ R7 O& x1 \# a( WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! }" d1 o2 a+ `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
0 ?" V  O9 B% Z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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5 n9 P, i$ N6 S% m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) k* T# v! m3 |4 T: l$ C1 v1 C“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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" _  Z9 T7 |+ t) E0 n真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

1 o/ Q4 A, B0 [( w& H* x9 L真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

- X4 B- x) X5 g8 s2 Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

2 U6 z3 N( h9 Z" d, H  O' ?0 f  ~: m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 g( x  M) `; E# u, I6 z$ ^+ S7 q0 u9 j多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

4 R* Y7 D/ b9 L+ o. m! Z2 _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

9 Q1 ^0 f7 O; W% y! |7 z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; _) E8 |  D8 Q8 l) ]: w她是大学教瘦？
8 ?9 Z! U, d! c+ `6 ]/ Q7 ]6 A' t8 U" \大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) I6 u2 E7 ~) K; W$ f9 v. m8 A4 \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 Y; [3 M, C1 I紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢