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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so9 V/ j/ `) ^" M( P4 c' O4 B& V" X$ {
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The7 b4 t+ I% ^2 R. q$ _( Z
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* h2 D& K& m& o
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& [0 c7 J# g) `' t$ Iyou pay me only $5. 7 W3 n3 p6 H# {# J4 I

* \; ~3 f7 u% l" M/ d; P3 Z You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I  q2 P6 A% d6 s
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep# Q' d! \# W1 o
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's8 e- |3 M$ p  Z2 n
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' ; ~' H0 x; X% @- \9 c

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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the- P# d1 X$ M8 q, d7 G0 i( P# f
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn./ Y( N0 C3 E( F7 s. N+ W# V

  H" P- P- U  r3 C* P9 `5 BHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with  d# v" B0 f# t" X% _& o  h
three legs, and comes down with four?'   F5 _/ v+ o, E8 M- ^) g

0 |3 L+ q9 `5 {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all# G& `) t. A% \
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# {1 G2 N, Z* \7 f1 l/ g3 nthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
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hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He) }. O+ N. I5 ^2 `8 U
wakes the newfie up and asks, 4 }8 h: |- n/ X

" M. I) R/ t% p' q! q2 F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
( E7 d1 N; b. H* A, Qcomes down with four?'
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. |) [# e& i% V1 E) u0 rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5, C  a1 f6 Z% h0 H+ l
and goes back to sleep.
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理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!; K" {0 Z: ]7 ~
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ! U7 a+ H4 S( x* W
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason & }- k3 Y6 Z' @+ b/ F4 Z% W6 H
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ! w* r$ y' c! B( r4 i
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
' g# N' W" D# G6 H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 x9 b  G  |' I( d: {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ O6 `8 j3 D; i" T" B: W' P) p8 @* i% Z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 \2 O- \8 D; s& J5 z1 ]: P  G>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
1 Q# |& v3 |; p! o/ ?) [7 s>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three: C, t/ W- M/ B* Z; E" B; ^$ ]8 _
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
! E3 P* _4 |  ~4 A$ b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ' M7 e5 m/ Q8 R: J
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 2 X  ]+ B  z3 T: b9 N
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % T+ X$ W* t  v9 K  F, ^8 S$ y$ L8 I
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 R# F# j% l$ ~3 k7 ~
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' ?7 l$ j/ `, n8 z8 S' N! Ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ N/ V' A! c5 t" hthe newfie would l ...
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 {( c  F7 d( y' J( y9 K: A“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 R7 K/ Q2 K( a4 ?  u2 S好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) o' u" E) W! A5 [. F. _加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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' H' f1 |! o0 r& B+ L! V* a% i$ l好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# r& v  a% z* N  Z6 q0 o
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
# V3 g; e& a9 G0 x' a) c+ u好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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( x& k. `' X# G& k* Q) z* @* W; \& ~全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

5 A/ _  r1 G* n4 m& P5 M( M真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 9 B4 M4 ]) w3 X5 ]* G1 L& E( v& E

, q0 G* }4 B3 b4 u2 l( I8 i真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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! {" n  L9 T7 D8 Z别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 \0 |$ G" g6 G+ A加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- R: J( G9 S3 x' p7 ?( s; g多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 : `( S" N% J  Z) F7 i8 q
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) J9 [; k# N/ o( V. s. s
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 Z- R0 A2 M6 s' L* P' A0 [. A
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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