Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 A9 W1 n7 u9 Hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. 2 V/ X' A, l& E  N5 K2 R# J) Y0 I

" @+ Q4 A6 s) D# N2 q+ ^ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so" P7 y7 `  O2 Z: g9 [
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 A8 X; R: {- y) ~! w4 P6 [0 C lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
" R- l& [0 n. fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  @; F% I# D9 }4 c( _you pay me only $5.
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8 o* i" D( k4 ? You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I' k) \7 b+ l3 _+ T" B
will pay you $500. 8 d( K- n  \. u! m5 Z2 p+ k

8 T- G7 r, |! u( T$ W. } This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
9 @) |7 `. _# G# Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. " e8 W* Q" {4 ^6 V- U
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's: f2 {7 F7 o3 N/ N+ T( W
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his; y1 ]4 s* C# s' C4 G
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  t# p# U- `) V# ^; [lawyer. # Q$ @5 d* t  \; m5 W1 w9 J) j* T

* E- }/ ~4 q0 }8 u4 K" f) ]( qNow, it's the newfie's turn.5 J7 `) N, t# `+ ]6 X) \/ C
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with/ A6 T6 J, M1 q) i
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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3 G8 Q0 M% D2 `# A- n) A5 \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; m3 @! V: \% w( A
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( o/ c0 c4 l! ^* othe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour4 c; ]2 k# ?5 @& Y4 v
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# B% ?$ A, D( b4 `/ Zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right, i$ }. ^1 S3 g7 X: \5 b
back to sleep.   F! g* I2 M% [# n4 W

9 k% o, d" U# J3 HThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
) g: F, W' y" p5 R+ q% S: `wakes the newfie up and asks, ( @! o2 ]! j  a* b
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and( @- A) M/ p) Y' u
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
) u, l: b. s( f K: K$ ^9 S) \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a; ]: W6 \" w! n: u# J/ G
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. g7 I4 c2 l6 T6 J
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if5 O2 m6 b# T4 b8 @6 F
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / w7 z7 [: }* F$ k% \4 j
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：& }% |7 i+ U3 U. F9 e! @% X2 Z5 z' s8 ?
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 l- f/ t' {; Z1 x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 4 u% C# U2 X& B, g: W: q5 f5 L& x
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 , N' ~, n7 G) \$ m0 K+ f0 E2 K
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 6 B: t5 X# ?- Q
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; ]! \4 r9 t3 ^# o7 Y' v1 v

7 e! c/ _7 Y/ z* f) S8 W2 |真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 / l( g h4 K% D2 N
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 , t2 n. q' X$ L
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; l& `# L7 a0 @
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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