Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, I4 I& T0 k" `+ y- d7 ?long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% c, b% d' s( E, H% pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
9 R6 K  I+ m/ _+ h% x The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
  V8 J' ]9 k, v he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
# K/ ^1 D% I8 z* ?9 b( Q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 U4 `+ D0 c' y/ J7 d, C) T' E will pay you $500.

0 r- [" V3 M8 b3 P* ^ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 x/ `& H: y5 C0 c2 Q6 z+ hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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3 {% c% }( `7 x9 M4 u1 z0 vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 J  ^8 t$ v. V+ Q: [the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

# ]& f9 }; u% |* d' T0 |9 N2 [- B6 YThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

# q  H, t  s& [6 oNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) a7 ]. [6 ]9 r8 P7 ?* uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! x0 z% v) }! C" y) a" Oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
+ Z( I( e& Q/ S* I0 athe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. x$ t5 D5 ]0 D3 m  B+ i* Z% Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ |3 i) g. \1 `) ~+ R5 H4 P" Fhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! [: r( U: P# @- Y5 e" G1 iback to sleep.

/ s9 i$ l3 c/ R1 s. E- i1 zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 ?& O" }# P, U) E/ fcomes down with four?'

/ u2 L! S+ ~, v2 L% nThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, X" }+ Z$ F+ O. @4 E: ~/ Land goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
+ l% I  \5 i- @% U>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
' ?# h& n! l5 n* v. t>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

# Z7 A# N- j; |8 U# d7 A>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- C$ Y* w- h; J( Z, G6 v( y% t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 @6 C* m! C9 E* V* n% l& `>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! l3 K1 ^) Z6 z4 e>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 s6 U3 S+ z0 {$ b$ G) G% [+ P>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ M' W( H$ F; D2 e' p: ^0 e9 Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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1 ?6 S/ p  w# d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
, L) `- t% E4 F9 V0 t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 S% m2 ?& t; m% V: K  r$ g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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, @. `( b! Q* U7 g9 `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
( j+ Y  }3 e0 t8 B好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: f. l  [0 E$ [真聪明，偶像啊

  [# y9 n3 l0 N" X全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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0 n; y: S2 _& X. E% b全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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, F, @! z, \0 t+ }) U# \& c1 G真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 E& T8 g, V# n9 X/ m; G  k; |  A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( Y' {4 D5 ~& {1 E多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

) X4 c2 R1 z7 Y+ h! Y0 l& c0 b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& I' z% Z& L" u( U! _' {4 o她是大学教瘦？
4 s9 {$ n( b' `4 b9 n大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, D3 m, @3 {3 E6 \' x# s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 o# \, N4 ]- A3 Z* q8 P& a2 q说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# R$ s8 \, o# U; e哈哈，你们在这开小会呢