Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 L% [3 x# Z+ W; C$ e/ Plong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( \4 ~& s3 h& L. rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
8 g+ W/ Z' I" Q& k& {$ B' N The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 _4 a2 a% O7 y( ? lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
5 x4 x' r3 w3 ^ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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. S' q5 `9 I' s6 n% e2 } You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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+ [" z" F% ?$ m This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 N% I% D' @' [( p* D/ c+ D8 \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
8 o% i! v4 X7 @0 c  Dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

$ h: g4 i# j, C: w8 p" \' e1 }5 w% KHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 C" L( p: R1 d5 y/ ?6 Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- r* P- Y  R3 l) J8 @) z) p* s3 D# Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
! g/ V3 M3 y! N6 H7 Eback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 U# y& u3 u3 L; lcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
# o5 K7 B. {$ ]1 T5 W+ E3 R! ~$ M6 Vand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- O! C0 N- S- J6 y2 u>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# E: Z6 _' ^6 _- l2 {& y& a>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
) w. `" ?" m; E3 s! ?. g8 u) D>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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! x2 F9 B+ F, r% |" R, R: P9 B>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 ^; v: m8 `' A' z* K' j  ]>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
# w: r4 {1 {, f9 ^4 v+ j- v>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 w* r' M: S  b/ p- h2 m" }; I* cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) ~2 ?3 T$ ~: sthe newfie would l ...

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7 L8 H8 d; e* o2 a2 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
+ s2 h# r5 E" b  z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ R; @  |) J# A% e/ [( Q3 P2 \, O加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! I* @9 B' V; b& V6 T$ A真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



- F. H) Z& B. K$ D$ W$ ]  P/ D好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% |7 b  k* h. M) V  {) J- K6 K真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ Q& c- L7 V3 a  h全盘接受一下。

! i2 Q; o( O5 D' P: Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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1 k( t5 j3 D. H7 e$ e; T% U3 N  ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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/ }  h+ `3 J1 l- r# k: l0 _* j. S! n别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& M  f6 `. P# U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ S  C1 z& [0 A1 s; U# m$ \" t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  i& d3 X( j' x# e5 P- c9 @. `2 w真博学，偶像啊。

" H+ ?: i! A5 Z' S5 ~2 R! X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 E# T' x5 {8 U! b5 `她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

7 f% f. e9 c& j, O* `说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. K  T- T! u4 x' h/ D  ?紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 k& {2 R0 m2 z+ t3 M+ T( a/ ]哈哈，你们在这开小会呢