Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: J1 R; I! y0 Z" y& |5 C' gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 ?  y' X! c7 v0 F3 O* c he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
! x8 I3 @" i# z' j( G. K) L" q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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, W1 c* g- {! j2 T; a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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8 A. s+ ]3 \% O; K, k- m) N0 vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. b$ z- P" _% Q( G' F6 bthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

+ U) X" ^) ^: g+ D# B3 u$ sThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- {3 L5 p- M$ c; P. m; c) plawyer.

% m1 }9 B  N( ^5 P, bNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* E; w9 |3 V% Z9 l  rthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* d% `# W+ x4 R8 \references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 x5 I  J; j- D, Q; uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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5 X7 }6 x/ f! J+ D, S0 A'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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* |4 C! E3 `5 ?2 CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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9 G/ k" m, j" I/ C/ o6 \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
1 `) {1 Y* N0 E3 r% V6 @: k>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* c3 h4 O2 R1 j6 e% D7 I) T4 Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ P% A+ \, ]! y( j  k2 @1 p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
1 o( ]2 q& P% R1 `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ t, K% E9 v; r) n9 W0 }>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ v% H3 G( R( ?# Y% Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: |- q1 c) n' l1 a. t) Q! jthe newfie would l ...

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0 z( H( G/ b; _4 ?0 ^& s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  O( b* Q, |+ V0 G  J! K5 O# Q2 \" c, S好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% K: R5 c# _8 U7 C* v& L* g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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' C4 O+ g: K  {3 |; w; V' E5 {5 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

9 E7 E# h- N8 v5 c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: ]/ `; D( O7 n( n" J; R真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

" a/ u7 o* ?# y" J- S( g" @6 b真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( }$ ^& t5 [" I. P' p% D你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
( \' ~1 L9 F$ _. R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 e5 [% S# V4 ^) g5 M  y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
1 L7 d! d" D* d, V8 ]大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

2 I- w: {, C& R哈哈，你们在这开小会呢