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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
, o0 f  o5 r$ N- M" Bthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 6 {! x* T; @# N$ j
  
! e% T. d" G" \, \: ^( ? The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so3 t/ ^8 X5 m9 H: v% _& O
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The( Y( `2 z0 P3 \* j6 R
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 L7 H4 ^9 _7 }- L" h& I# Kask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 }$ ^! X! v6 Q$ H4 oyou pay me only $5. " e. t# E/ N; d( F5 q" M  ^8 v3 m

; Z& ^9 M1 D% ~" B You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep& K; @' p3 y9 f. e: R" l
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 7 S( g" b4 g( ~) _5 ?
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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/ T  x" l2 x" {0 c; {The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his! B/ h0 c3 k* z  B2 s* I
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.9 ?9 Y6 r" {+ J3 F
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with- B% {" @4 ?6 `9 K5 J& g3 V
three legs, and comes down with four?' ) [" f. c. T" m+ E5 _) R

" N4 y2 q1 R, X8 s. {3 gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all. j8 ^0 B$ ~  J: z6 L
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! I3 d( {5 X; u' [! uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 I: J9 D2 P  e" I; d, C* v2 m: Aof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
) A5 |! t8 c9 g5 V' vhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He& K4 Z7 V. [9 t
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 R( k& J  Z; |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and" j1 w- {) _6 v
comes down with four?'
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. k3 ^3 }, k/ {9 _+ ^) w( ~8 CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $51 P/ W9 Z: j! D" s
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the( o+ K, R( v7 g5 v$ [, B
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: \" k1 r# }9 z8 T' T>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason , y/ C. Y; M' }+ F; l
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 6 c6 ^* o, ?, l" I
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, # c7 w9 m" P5 ?1 S
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct7 V. f9 Z/ A+ k4 I$ u" r2 O

& U* m) X" V% ^- F>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research $ Y5 Y) y8 i; x
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; j" r3 ^( N/ s) Z2 ?4 _>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more & J: _( N/ x9 n/ B
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 6 J  ^. G; G4 k( B( A
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 7 [( R7 b8 J  Z; P- ~9 L
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: Z/ Q  J; _  S>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 |+ k: P/ t. t4 ^) f% F. I9 e  E% ]A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: t1 }" S9 }* L  Y1 W( n0 j( j5 w. [
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb# x. y* F. L9 P
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
9 N7 C! u  v- R; C“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) e' E) \. u$ E) E  Y
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
+ u2 S4 \7 ^! @0 l& M; P6 O加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 h- J, P& Q9 j真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 # d$ I% |. o  `
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# |, ^6 y/ r$ x* W“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,3 e8 ^; f+ a9 s
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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; k0 Y+ z% W* Q真聪明,偶像啊

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* T0 o1 i  i8 D& e2 k9 l" t全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 . U( A; u2 _; h3 Z2 z& I2 ~. p* C( g
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 3 N% J5 k  K0 F$ Y) y

. u" `6 f6 |" L0 k6 {真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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& [; v0 a5 m% `9 Q& b5 g" @& B别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' e+ ]6 c7 H. y( y
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 % e" x- d& h' w* V  i" J0 Q6 M! ?
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

8 M: ?2 W+ @- P% D/ y. u她是大学教瘦?
$ B5 u9 O8 z/ y3 l4 m' w: s大学教胖还差不多
4 W- {( l: d8 q4 Z% l她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 A8 \2 A: h$ L; [2 G紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ l* j1 p9 w5 U3 g说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  ^8 o( j3 S7 x/ \紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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