Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) z# k9 d( U8 v- t& I lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) l2 M7 P% D" ^ will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
5 l. }# c9 a2 b7 D6 `# r: R- ]the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; F' B0 e7 K" C5 uthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ [. d, e) F6 j4 [references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
4 b3 @" C4 \: G; Z: V2 T4 z: Kthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
- |% B0 V' n; {# S/ ], g; E2 N8 _wakes the newfie up and asks,
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0 u+ {2 L0 j8 u5 @1 G'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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( ~( Y+ O6 V' E: cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

, o8 W! z7 n0 A% B( B7 i) rLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

' T" o6 i% t2 \>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
7 @" H8 X, J- {2 m7 g0 X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
/ [' P% K) a& w, _" |% k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 w) ?. M0 w& U) Y7 v>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

) e( ?/ B. T# \; c>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 U$ T$ }( c& c/ w( n>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

0 f  y) N  @: v  \* Z# |% h  S# N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
  P5 s9 ?* l" k, j>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- ?8 |9 ~( ~  |2 z. p9 @( J6 [>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. r* e0 S6 C8 L9 W& d- dA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 r+ y* J  K( \4 ~& O# Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 s2 |& d. X7 D; B6 ?/ K/ wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* E1 t4 q. f3 vthe newfie would l ...

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8 x+ X, b& e9 g9 e6 q! l好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& y1 p$ r9 s; A6 M/ K: N% p" H( y& V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; B8 Y- s0 ]. u5 N2 }# j  {5 ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

: q4 J6 G  `4 Y7 z/ V  ?0 \8 f真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

. z. s: I. G" j: z* ]# s+ F全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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! p4 p0 X. @) P1 U别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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& M( w% l( s0 x! t别把我往坏路上领啊。

) }/ c3 V  M' V- v4 H你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& i$ y9 `# c6 c$ a9 z1 q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: w  [7 N. i# K0 m9 H多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

* _9 y! T. M  c) `6 Y+ r! y大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' |9 T9 D# \% i4 t! z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 ~. F" o3 \, J  C! l6 ^$ F她是大学教瘦？
9 C6 ?- U' d# `+ D" p( k+ |大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ A& H; K' d( }' M. j, o说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢