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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a1 i8 G8 X- B2 p( f
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 }  T0 f" r5 M$ X7 e! sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ L. G6 J* h4 V; g4 n; ?# y
the newfie would like to play a fun game. 7 c; a6 V. f$ p7 {# s- _
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so( _& [( u% z- D2 e6 K
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The5 D; n) g0 l/ R: t
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
- i- Z. `$ k7 `ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 q& F$ U6 F9 B8 p4 B$ ]# M
you pay me only $5.
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( z3 k8 @9 X! q$ ^1 ]+ F) }$ N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. }# }! ~4 a9 o1 @; L will pay you $500. & J! ^! w' a' d3 I# s' Y: Q

# V1 O+ D' k& V2 s2 H This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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( ~" O* b9 F" k0 wThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's- r) ]# Z  L$ `1 Y/ L5 L% t: x$ g9 x
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 4 l# h, ~. @0 N# h' x6 _  z
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his) c$ g7 }2 Y% v8 j6 B% J
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the& ?6 Y* f% r2 Z  W
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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+ w9 A9 P# X0 lHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with' l; |% t9 R8 Y  I0 J" y0 A( P
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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9 G6 V& |3 O5 W- v& u, w! k. ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all. z4 @3 |1 H$ v0 [# ]
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all; \$ K9 B: p. d& p. M3 V
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour* X! M( s' {; P" ^
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and- p- ]. R' J* W' [$ N
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
3 u( {" n6 Y; {& }7 r3 V( p$ `back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( t+ J+ S, v( z+ z( U
wakes the newfie up and asks, / R1 @7 E% B3 n2 V

, A0 c0 B, f" B- i: y. A6 |'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ Q/ c1 b0 O% Q' p! |comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the/ e* |3 V6 J6 b0 _
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two ! X3 D# t; M9 [/ J
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 4 `: t+ b, S& I( W! Y+ M
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 2 p" l$ u: f( a  R
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 _3 V- @+ B2 W6 Y- s. Z- z" s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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2 r2 v% {) i& W6 o: b4 ]& Q  v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ v3 x) d. v6 L( y2 ^>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 3 S5 Q- @4 I$ d
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 0 B; H/ R) ]9 j7 c& w5 [/ p
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( d0 S: U$ x! O3 F( p' o8 e- i2 g# P
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, F8 [% y5 A- _0 C! ?>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the ; R: b, R' y3 g' z% h
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 $ H) G, W$ y: C7 U4 M
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a- |8 u# }6 \& e
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb* ^5 s8 H& r4 y* J
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
( n4 C# y" F+ t5 Qthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:. u! f* I2 d' X; A
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ v# u2 d& a& I! @9 a" V好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 0 ?& `5 [0 \+ {) U/ \( L# s' P
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! ]0 B2 `* v/ W0 _真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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. {& c5 J7 y0 J- E  J! G2 V9 s7 `, u好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
# j+ v& f0 P1 P+ r8 Q+ y/ V6 j“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
' N; n  I% h; d: N% w% C& ?: q好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 S9 }% y- v4 e. K7 f

+ X8 _& X+ m1 ]+ @" b4 \真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ! ~' _+ [! e7 \/ j/ m  f

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( |, Y/ u( w: u4 S7 c$ S全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 0 J6 I4 X3 x8 p

- W* |: q( h- ^1 w8 H$ R真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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+ w  Z( Q, t# A- s别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 / J# y8 a) @) e9 D
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 0 ?0 F- ]' q6 w; d: P" C" Y- G: }

, M  O2 R8 h0 G0 q1 R" l* M( x大学教授哦,能不剥削?

  m+ T& I) m# Y0 O! p: T她是大学教瘦?
& b8 i! P% V, M9 P; R3 C% j5 Q大学教胖还差不多 # ^. N! }- i; C6 Y/ w% N# D
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 * I& i1 T0 F9 p8 O. h
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- H! r9 B( X  z0 {2 j# Y. C" R9 F说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 t' ?. G0 H! o- k0 v紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ K( i4 l$ W1 C9 C3 \哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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