Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 I  D2 |0 F, z1 along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& W7 c6 T) `7 S$ H: m7 Vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: m! [+ q0 f( K. q* E0 @4 a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
& ?6 s5 A* n* o% Z- m9 k& l( e5 gyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' D. ^1 \( T' E  I/ Hthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

3 g- J6 n+ Z4 T; Y7 _The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 B  {' G. y* }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 O! Y( {( t+ x- |2 Vlawyer.

! f( n3 X/ l8 q, g, @( HNow, it's the newfie's turn.

/ R7 w* Z" _- |3 G" RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

2 T- o/ D0 j/ K: Y% S3 a- r3 x- \The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: G! g2 p; {9 R% d' ]references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 B  [: F2 o! ~8 z" zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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' W; q+ q  S4 G7 _9 `0 f1 ~The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

5 d* f& m) @1 i( B8 S3 [) f8 y'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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& Q$ {, \, p. D# f1 L1 Q. }9 q2 cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
1 a/ ?3 y, o, R, A" ]/ M! r: gand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

: J% `9 F! O0 }9 V0 n2 w  t4 A0 [Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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, N+ ^% j6 c3 I3 n9 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
/ H8 |/ }; A5 N3 h1 i/ c' Y>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
* X1 `" u. p& n, `. d' B>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 @0 a. I  v/ R) \- d>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 s& z/ Y: M: T- z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- i( D9 h7 g( o# F>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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! n' g8 F7 ]; q# I. A/ r1 T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
( {7 `' A2 E) ~! H; [>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 e" [, g1 H+ t& u; Y8 q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 F  x5 Y! P( ]6 S5 l1 a* `the newfie would l ...

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! E4 M$ Z. B+ R! S1 P7 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 R. s' V' N7 z/ d“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" }9 I& _7 ?1 t5 H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 E; ?; V; k+ w1 j" C9 r2 Q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  o$ D$ p8 [2 J3 I) m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- y. {+ x& |  m4 V1 ?, W2 |$ o真聪明，偶像啊

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; ~9 w' d2 W5 k7 H全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

! w) T# j6 Y; ]" G$ a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% L: Q- M" p) s# c/ `别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


  m5 b0 F" v8 D. ]( n
- h" Z9 q$ E" Y& n2 m9 u: b别把我往坏路上领啊。

5 |6 O; E5 d8 w* S你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" D3 H" j0 k0 _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 i/ g. i, \9 w) K* m- m- _3 W9 o她是大学教瘦？
9 P, }: y& h- S( @! E大学教胖还差不多
3 ]/ I# K8 _) `  }6 i- M( x  o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 C# P  P$ h: x9 s3 c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
% {8 E1 P: V- Q! F# V9 t紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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$ ~9 \; D. X( E2 d9 i# c, B哈哈，你们在这开小会呢