Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
' d( i; O3 E0 e9 }3 n he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 [' r& A6 h% Tyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

. ~' A7 A' l% y, M This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  r# E& u! _% ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 ^2 ~& N: {3 G% K7 Epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

# l9 j! S9 ]' ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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, O- ~$ g0 b  pHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; n6 |8 U% H4 F0 u/ s6 N# \three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
/ c  I. f8 A' S$ z& @references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 v8 x3 v/ c4 l6 l. K5 ~# Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% `; f* C# f6 j" jof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# ]/ S0 V/ j) I5 F. A8 ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 [7 h! v& {: ?% owakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ r1 e' H! m  \4 w! Y2 K; x" I% b' Wcomes down with four?'

% N$ ^; j. j" }* F# rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
2 ]( p! x$ k$ z) h( ]and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
0 x- t+ _3 b+ u% y6 ~$ V>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
& i) K: a" A6 o! C$ R>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ Q+ P, `- f, B8 r>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
0 b  R0 A; J9 t" c! {. z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
+ h$ z$ d2 l- [/ q>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
& v2 B5 Y4 D# a1 U! E4 N( s>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 d+ `& {+ W5 \2 d. c6 `>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
1 H; [$ ?% Q% K- _4 \* }1 T: n>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; s5 t. w. Y$ h( ~* r$ {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% t7 ?. l5 ~2 q3 u$ |; D# nA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& y/ d! k! }. R/ a3 K/ Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' ~2 u& G2 ]: H9 b. L, Ithe newfie would l ...

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3 k& ^% p5 T+ g5 \& A7 k好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 s' r, Y3 A- |4 r$ m真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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  x( F# U. u, k1 D* L! N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
# `3 p/ Q( w: ~& ?好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" d& y; M) i+ B4 M真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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; Y$ a4 w( Z8 Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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. l" c8 R) H  \1 c* R9 h6 s( x0 d别把我往坏路上领啊。

% J( P5 L9 V5 S; ?0 b你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 x# ?8 {6 b5 K. i) U8 z真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

4 h$ R$ _! ]2 z! g' i5 J# |* }  s大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ N$ T3 D/ P1 }1 e她是大学教瘦？
. \$ o: T3 ?; t, ]0 p' F8 \6 A大学教胖还差不多
9 o+ k/ i5 P0 w# l; Z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 \% ~* d9 ~$ i- S紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢