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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ A5 M: i& H; m+ I% [3 C2 Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb3 a6 C- p$ f+ ]- |9 ?
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& |" C; H# R$ b: Q! u8 sthe newfie would like to play a fun game. % H; x) g0 S- \; @2 ^5 J! {& y0 h
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so2 g( a0 w$ R/ P6 h6 J+ N+ f
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
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ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,* [) Q2 y5 ^) O2 J$ t. D
you pay me only $5. * E( p! m" h* d9 D# b- u
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's( t! h4 A; k, `* e  e
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 3 p; V. ^- ]! @% a' S
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his/ \$ D& Z  }. s
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the0 w& `4 t' x) m3 q+ o
lawyer. , \& b7 f% [4 C1 T' F' i! k$ i
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with) e2 k' y' [) }8 s
three legs, and comes down with four?' 6 ^5 N, J0 Y! _+ J% }! G$ h
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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3 I/ ~6 s8 f6 Mthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# a9 M& u' h1 ~( Pof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and  H9 u1 I8 w" d& L& d, y5 h& Q& I
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right: m$ J- F. X# _) Q
back to sleep. 6 g) C. e9 F( m. |  q

$ \0 g- N" u5 P! J1 {2 VThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 {8 u4 J, O0 m/ pwakes the newfie up and asks, % q, ?7 q; `# M) Q1 e3 }

0 T# ^# p  k' A, q8 s6 D4 T'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# F  g/ R, w  }+ xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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& T5 ]) ^6 k& X' h: P5 KLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the! |( M3 w* c" `9 v* j7 q
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 6 ]+ A& H% a5 O5 @% u, x/ B4 i
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason * B7 M7 c2 G6 ?$ _
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 8 a" ~( [, d" J0 H
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, $ T8 [+ L9 K- U2 Q2 o, K3 L9 f% J
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct/ i! P) n8 b' p/ S6 O0 ]- t) J
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research / t4 y  P- e8 w5 ~8 r
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 0 `/ {% r7 F$ I0 M3 u! m5 ?
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three$ R% i% v2 P* a4 [3 y8 L

4 ^7 A+ s1 D. ?>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 6 o1 _. m1 H6 y. e% ~1 a5 M- r: n
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; I/ i6 d! x0 C) y7 J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand - z% t2 Y+ m/ @( s( H/ q
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ; {' f/ C- s. t( K. i+ e! A
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a  p1 [! F  I8 W0 v. ?- M
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb( Q1 H! t1 r. @6 A3 r8 Y
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if0 b& J) N" N: r
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
2 z; ]' }! ]- m8 d, a# t  t+ p“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,) Q& B. p" v  ]/ s
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# ^0 j8 l+ t- B: H加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 y! ]3 R  U# a9 [; t真博学,偶像啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 % }8 }+ C4 z. _2 Z+ u

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- e, B8 ^# y, W7 W7 `好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' {2 @. @/ j, o; o( L* h3 n
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
" g/ o  P$ t* Q' R好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ T) j( U# ~; F! [# ?

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, j6 ^' Q% I, E& F全盘接受一下。

& m* L  R1 h: \4 T  _真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 7 f8 }' \# S" o( X: C

* w) D# {' I4 Y# _真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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0 u: K0 B% i, x- W) C- k" M别把我往坏路上领啊。

; q3 S$ Z4 ?" ~3 n5 S% n+ v# D: ^! V你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
% j5 o# }5 @6 k, }9 P& f3 D3 O加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

; X: p5 ?1 n( U; |3 K5 l& E4 O, O' \大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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( @* k. d' W# H大学教授哦,能不剥削?

9 f7 |0 w8 @' K* x  N* `8 N她是大学教瘦?
' t1 ^2 y7 q% ^4 H5 i2 ]. c大学教胖还差不多 # W' }) w  b& @8 r5 h
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 4 o/ s( q4 J3 Z) x
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " U6 ]. R' o, X- m( M
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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