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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a7 W  I0 d8 `" _4 a  S( f2 h2 T; x
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. * y: e* i: P2 L2 f# W, R
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
" z7 f. Z  O8 g: K he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The5 [( ^# }) I8 ^
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 u+ G: D1 ~# n. @6 Q) Pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,/ k- _9 a7 y1 G6 b, o0 |0 E0 ]0 M8 h
you pay me only $5. 5 r1 x" P0 J8 K2 n; w1 [# @

, n7 T$ O/ u0 W3 ]+ X) D You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I9 R& i  @$ d/ H0 G9 A; C, {) v
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ l  A' |) I' y
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 2 V% t+ m. W& y* f' m' e6 K

3 C, y5 `! Q7 L, fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
+ H5 }5 h! f* Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with6 g0 j* Z, Y; D0 @8 a% Y  N
three legs, and comes down with four?' : K( x. k+ ]0 ]( m
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 w' G& w1 @6 o9 @* g4 v0 N5 G- oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
6 i" Q' d  r1 m: }9 j( ]hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right5 U- ~1 Q( r1 X# Q1 e# z
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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  i: G7 p1 E/ i) ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# X: z3 s- h# e- Q. X- c5 X6 fcomes down with four?' ! [% S1 \! ?2 v0 J, a
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  G( I" \6 g9 ^+ s( A! E>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* P- l5 s1 M, G7 Z" _& m>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! ]& k7 H0 F4 g+ `>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ Y6 G* y; s6 ~>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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5 J) P6 r9 {. b( H>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
6 m) f% ]& D2 E8 u0 L5 O>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 F  r$ |& V8 H  M5 T>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
  R7 n& ]& l- m- S( R8 ^6 X3 O% }>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ( _0 }5 @( |' ^& D2 B
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's 9 G! V" q$ j$ d8 D6 S4 O* T4 ]
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the % a( ^" y2 j: Y0 p' @& P
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
! \7 g1 I9 v6 G, b( M" p' c>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ V& }: {  A/ g8 S! `& g% {" r. d, _4 S6 WA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, m% C8 ~8 e% x- B6 R9 M7 R: l0 O& O
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb4 V; F; G. {+ _% g& ~9 O
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; p; Q% u' ?% D9 G. l6 ^" D
the newfie would l ...
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7 O4 r+ s6 M1 w; T. G好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:* |$ }! }7 f/ m9 ^0 I+ z3 }. n% h
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 f, y6 Z1 D. b( _
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % I0 |9 K5 |3 P3 h* A3 I8 @: l
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 * d9 |: o0 a7 r7 a7 T! L' C2 w; ]
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:+ j; Q$ ~6 D1 [. W7 y
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
+ r% {% s+ d1 I好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

. O! x5 A: A- W9 |/ _( D( }真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 1 g$ n1 P+ @8 t* K
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真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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: S3 Q; H0 T' w0 I3 v( }8 o. Y全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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$ g, c: z+ P: q; q+ R9 C真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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" p& ~: M4 v2 ~5 M9 w# N别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  G, K) y; x3 X9 p) X2 k别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 y5 I. {/ n& o- }你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, N! O! K& Y8 a3 t& E- f加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) }! p- s/ o* I$ o( _多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 5 L4 p& w) O0 K' d# c. B

; V/ o' M8 l5 j2 V) d; \2 m真博学,偶像啊。

5 `; P! p+ Z! }- r, X' v大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 & m3 a  _3 P+ |" c

  Y2 N4 t7 ^6 J0 j4 A+ C大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
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她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ( H$ ]( @' ]) u4 H: g- ]- b- [
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. ^3 |" _, M5 A; K& Z说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" H9 d* A3 K* {8 q- e紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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