Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 O. }5 _" v7 E, S1 Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
; i* t. Y& H% w; c! U7 vthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( @+ M- X" r/ l6 K9 o; H# y he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. O6 k- B% M( r! K: ]& g" T4 Hask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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$ _2 n3 F1 |) |/ c3 K' S* C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

+ G/ n( o! N7 W% Q1 GThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- X& F# c0 V# |4 ?0 k6 vpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' s$ z: @7 I' X5 N+ U! \lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! v* [8 K5 i3 {; ^, ethree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 w: E# L/ P% T9 O+ ^) ]$ p$ Ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# `4 l6 ], v( p& whands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, f% M$ l' {+ ^7 Zback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& T  ]0 t2 {, s+ nwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 O! C+ n& q$ x2 ycomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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& c6 P/ A+ x! ?5 Z8 T8 V4 X, CLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
) S7 Z, K: p2 [* S- N# k( A1 `7 k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% G) q3 |0 n5 P9 H$ f( m>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 K5 K0 }$ |) n5 F8 D6 `9 {>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 C2 J; j6 L" t" u, J>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, T! }4 I$ U1 z9 W3 E>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' t+ }  }2 z* Z+ {* U$ O>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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% K$ K% f! Z' v3 Z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
2 j: I2 u. p2 z- {7 [6 S  }, c& f# b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  c) o& B& m, q: l* v* e>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, x$ z- `! ]1 U1 F0 VA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ d6 ?& B) W* a7 a* blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. W" t3 w% h; J9 i/ b7 p- }2 Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. O" `# `: }6 A5 \* Sthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 p  _9 |* w* \; k真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' O: w) e- J8 [  g% u/ w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% ?# y& P* P. ]) Y. w真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 x, _+ ]/ i& }8 ]真聪明，偶像啊

) I: A; @' W# O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

; ?! C  ]# H9 t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

2 ^' i7 w3 ?% N; H% a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



, d( J! A7 k0 ~8 @+ X: u3 j8 ~1 }% a1 A别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 ^* \& ~3 d5 l$ Q9 _' B( ^你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ Q0 J" L1 K/ U: w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

0 a2 P! Z2 i- o. a; N2 w真博学，偶像啊。

' N+ G. z1 }9 D7 O) Q7 `6 H" s# q+ {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

4 I) w  u4 E8 {5 {; {3 N4 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
; b+ ^* Y, K$ l) p大学教胖还差不多
5 A2 {  P7 _( X4 D她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ y9 T. n; d, |+ M! U( G" H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

8 K/ L* G2 R0 t$ u: H( ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 d3 a- p+ M6 A' \. Y  ~* Z- D紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

1 n) [% Z: P2 X" p; f哈哈，你们在这开小会呢