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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ g( W6 \" T* K! D; E2 jthe newfie would like to play a fun game. 9 j5 G5 N) G9 Q5 g7 B
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so. |1 l. R' M1 P0 n
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The6 p+ }4 l& D+ x* K: d4 J
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I4 x5 R6 [) N! L% L% W1 T
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
. }# Z7 V2 z* y7 }* nyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I& o3 M: u2 Z# w
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
6 T) I1 V" z9 l4 Jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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; u6 ~& v9 }2 L' H+ BThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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2 b8 B2 [! x1 P% |' MThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his' X( \$ `+ h8 \3 C1 s
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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: n" w; _0 Z/ qThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
% _+ I$ E8 S8 t* {/ i& }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- }/ ?% o- {0 G* u' r% ]the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 J& h. u6 M, Y9 F& q7 ]# R7 r; f( Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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' }2 B' T) O, n% S; A1 J4 A  ?back to sleep.
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1 L- W. @/ P* C( `5 a1 b; cThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He1 S5 P3 U. w4 g1 C
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and; [. T5 \2 D: Y: m! u" V& f$ r4 p- k
comes down with four?' : F, M. e7 b3 q. a) z2 v

4 Q9 f, I, `5 M" [The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5* j4 O$ p* b. Q  e
and goes back to sleep.
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大型搬家
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!) q* z9 r/ G7 c9 m9 p, t

) p- |( \. J5 z" `Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the% e4 ]( Y9 u+ t/ ~# _

2 F. X/ \% w& }/ o. B# \; j( [9 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + b& y( R2 l+ n4 ]* {, L
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
/ s2 Z% u7 H- U& a>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
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>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 G; g( o: N, w6 m/ h>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research $ T& `( Z% h1 C; ]0 Q
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 V5 b/ A+ R9 b7 G- Z( R>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more * o: h/ y9 V8 z% k. a1 B8 b; r: R
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
/ d! P! K) r8 q+ H/ y+ X1 y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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& Z' z! y1 W$ h8 D6 |>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* C; Z: l7 ~5 `% w, s- Z' u8 s>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 7 z: t' S/ v2 Y, |% k
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ l9 k3 Z$ Z) J& F( y: R4 @0 ]>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ) Y, s) Y# O, L  @3 a
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a# K/ ^; T, _$ O$ P
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb. d& Z' f- b1 F' Z
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if4 r( X2 \2 ~, _: q8 B
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:4 W. E+ f) O1 y! p; V  Y: M
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
2 b1 S, @2 g: F( _+ Z" y好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 % m/ a* ~& [  t# t: U  X
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  S3 L& ?) J+ @: A  K! X% q真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 p. a4 S% H& w$ P8 X4 G

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
( M! s+ Q2 k, ?5 Z3 I8 ^“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
  j7 S) `! r# R% B% c8 a" S3 c; X好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊
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' X  ]& D% u2 t) C+ f全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 7 @: ]$ z; d8 m9 ^( X2 s$ t
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全盘接受一下。

$ K% Y0 u8 p$ r* U真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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% `3 A6 t  Y  }) W; ^别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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  B' y, Q9 g: ]  U别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& h( e8 F, ?% H4 A- d3 n6 i加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 |: P' W0 @+ k4 o: B  o6 p多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 i" z7 h% W4 A) v8 k) X( @/ O  E
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真博学,偶像啊。

# Z7 ~( J" R6 t! B, [2 [大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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# N/ Q# U0 e& w$ _8 u& g大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
6 I9 d0 L2 C8 o# U" q大学教胖还差不多
) C1 d1 |) Y, W( s* R3 n8 X. S她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 " Q$ r" |8 q& Y/ ~5 R
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 7 Q9 T! ]" d$ {. u  }" c
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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6 L2 b+ C8 i! z; ]4 g, G哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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