Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
' o; u1 P. X1 O2 D5 C7 R, Dlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 T6 {5 M4 J7 x! C) a0 k, N: ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
6 E" l- b4 P8 b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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+ ]5 K! y: d3 H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

- f' D& u+ o! \ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ T6 W: e- I8 W* Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 p' |& Y: b4 s9 `0 O( Ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 w: w$ N$ z$ C8 A# Z6 L8 Jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

/ }* `% @0 Q* K, gHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ c/ j# N* f6 k6 jreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
# b; t- k# a$ k$ Q; g6 D7 Hthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
7 W1 q6 d% X' C8 chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

+ z: K" Q; i/ O/ }- B6 m8 K6 qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
& ?1 K3 J/ \! r" N! i# T+ owakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
: w1 D0 Z# e- Q- Y* A" ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' m$ x6 |1 F; z* M! U, B>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
6 I. F+ x: e# I; W>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 ?( z9 t; w0 H4 n>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ R" P$ L& b6 w' v1 ]9 ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
9 c# |, [% c% D# Y! |>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 }; S: [# F' H9 r3 x% j! j# x>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, P/ E/ n& L) ^" h1 d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  P! O; b- C( ?' ^/ M>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& C3 ^+ d; A0 x5 _" ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; T; [+ P5 K, J: b6 wthe newfie would l ...

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% q; x; z6 [# P; v# a) q# K/ [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" l4 W- I, ~5 E* n: ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! v/ s% x8 _* f$ `0 g加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* c7 r5 J" H- ], Z真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ J  b' ^; F4 l$ T* ^- U* [: I
& ?+ I5 y4 H% o) j/ n- M; j5 s$ P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  I8 W$ N/ V7 v! X) H8 e/ L“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% f+ B: r- q& N2 j好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

2 e, l* J: u2 |' p; s) X2 W7 H- n全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

; [3 g, v: m! {9 U% V' W真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

/ u% V4 M8 V6 u) ?# B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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9 X: A3 H, S% q7 p: t4 z  I别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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  p# R: A# q1 C" n% V7 V0 U别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 o6 B$ z) X  L8 t你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 L: @& B0 V, b2 N3 @; q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

: m. t6 P" C  b多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ X) t( a: Y3 }! t真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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2 B+ X' ?; ^" p: J7 ]3 T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 q" o7 e8 {1 a! _# Y3 q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢