Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 y. s/ R7 S6 {5 y7 N8 G& D! | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 o$ t0 `* o3 X0 i& z& Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  D0 q9 ?# K& {( iyou pay me only $5.

, ?- w" ?3 s# X' s' t# P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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0 z$ s' y+ p. v$ _% d4 S( x' v This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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7 n4 h/ p! E! R+ xThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* Z7 |. V) m  M5 t; C6 X' tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
$ P) U' w2 F* u: h  U, }: Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
; V. x2 n$ r/ D) N5 m1 m/ Uthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
* C1 A0 s2 M. i" O& d1 M) V! E) Ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
) Q" R. s; v0 d2 gback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" g& {5 t  x2 \. x! G% ~" Y# [( Q+ Ywakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- d9 C$ ]; s! ~0 H9 w. e/ p/ jcomes down with four?'

! G; i" d% o+ ?/ S8 rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

7 d, w" K- V( Z% W+ I4 a5 ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
# X9 i( b2 q, `5 a>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
* W7 }' I  i. ^& G0 m% o) W>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( n# q" M; q1 y1 j( u3 r( @>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

0 ?8 y- D% K) @1 x" W( i: ^>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) F: W) [% L% h0 f; b" ]>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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& `! u& O- f" x* U" ^8 r! m3 X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* `$ M3 }1 M. _6 l3 g) G>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ w# \; k4 G4 V* J>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
  d' J) b# P+ K4 a( gA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, F- L" i- c* ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* h' q2 O5 c( Xthe newfie would l ...

: M4 w3 F( y" }! f" \6 F3 d2 [

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- T0 Q& _1 F5 ?“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 B+ ?. S1 X4 R2 i, s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 U! ^& T3 \5 q& j  O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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& M( v- I4 m/ _; f  o% |' P9 a好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! t. R& |" f$ j, R+ O8 ], z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 J- L$ k1 k; a6 y8 }: z! F真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

3 C- W, `+ Y$ r6 V, w' I& O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

0 z5 `* b* S# J: ~真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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) Y; m5 m( i8 F/ _& O真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

$ e; E3 Z- N3 O; ?: {) s6 R3 P别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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: D  t' {5 E( k5 c1 B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ C+ n5 t. q! a; f6 }她是大学教瘦？
) S8 Q0 a' i& T' x; Q大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ x" ]/ B# Z# d. n紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢