Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 H! `2 h2 a4 [5 ]; along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% @, ]; A( J4 {1 Fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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: w! Q/ Y, [6 V# A+ J+ l You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
) T& P( `: B/ {! |$ ?, \/ R will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% F  J! H% n1 Z0 O) |0 u' S5 d/ Ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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6 n  Q/ {/ s* A; bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: ]4 s3 i# j- G" ithe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& K; E. k7 c3 x+ OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 m% T) L  a* n1 S- Elawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

  S7 P* H' }6 M$ h) }0 }0 @He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
4 H) h4 Z& e: w$ t5 I' Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'

3 {) q7 X' [. t$ X% ?The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, a: C2 F/ Q, c: P2 ]/ ~" Greferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
6 s& ~, y8 @  X  V9 ?of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

1 S) T5 y4 Q6 J' j0 Q/ p! o4 ]2 NThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# t/ H5 P9 M( U7 K4 e5 vwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

# S/ F" s5 ^+ \# y' c( S; r0 I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
9 Q$ k: P, Y' W) n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
6 K9 l) ?! e7 J, m4 L>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 M8 Y4 o( b0 r9 l; P8 X>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, t; T5 t6 ^2 |) y: |! g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 F3 v- W% m2 D) pA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 R/ o2 I! q2 O7 }  ~1 l: M$ ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! g* P9 V) y7 D' Zthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 F1 s* F4 O' h! _“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 w6 D0 @6 c$ s2 Q" ~- U* q8 D# Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
' Z  o! c( T8 Y& M8 K- f加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 C" t7 p3 v1 k) _0 F! p3 M4 D( i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

# @8 A. m7 M% x1 @5 o真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


( Q9 S* [! H! M6 Q# T全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



" q/ J( v' I3 q- M( i% D$ x别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 i' {7 U& Q2 s! m$ F$ R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

- |. \9 ^4 g7 u0 x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

7 ^3 K( B5 B& a( ~+ k; M大学教授哦，能不剥削？

1 z' z$ l$ \$ H# ]  C: _; X她是大学教瘦？
* T) o: v0 Y0 }9 M. M大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
7 b0 n/ J* j0 x4 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ S* `% \: [+ ?  k) E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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+ `5 A4 B' i4 r1 @. E9 S" ^/ `, w哈哈，你们在这开小会呢