Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
/ @; I1 j4 i9 g8 W: s- G+ L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
( B8 ?8 S- q; ^4 ]6 D he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 @- P+ \2 s7 K3 O+ y" b( o0 o% H lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 j% P2 {# s* D& b0 aask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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  r5 G$ D" W: u6 V  r) W6 X% M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
! T! l5 V1 v" o+ j6 K& Hpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
2 \3 h" I+ e5 S: e9 a0 rlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 S9 e0 P2 L  N7 e! sHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

7 ?& o+ U' i9 R7 F  `$ `The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
8 F$ Q5 e! q* W% a+ zreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  j+ i. [- d! X6 k3 S' s/ l0 d7 @9 qof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( I, ~' a$ h# m$ [$ chands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 D6 t$ S0 A1 Z8 {/ Y; h0 p) C2 Fback to sleep.

% t; I# f; p6 b% C8 hThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
1 _1 ^  ~3 d8 y( d/ x1 L2 \2 `wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

* q3 G: m7 F6 P: \Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- Y% x! b/ z* Q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
/ G8 m4 `0 p) F6 `- f9 m>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 G5 C( f% e) q+ R* Z- w+ |( Q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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0 X* z" y: k9 e2 g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* s, ^; n! j$ w, h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 I! o( v: n+ Q6 ^2 E; slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 [2 J8 i/ ^; A& q$ W3 g. n, c! c" hthe newfie would l ...

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. y6 M1 n8 O/ Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( ]4 o7 k; @& d4 K  s! E/ {3 b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ I# p# @( t$ L/ i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
1 ?# h& k) {& L  C  y加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) Y1 Q/ F1 {. f, G  U) O好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 @' m$ r! {2 y7 z- g真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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' T2 \" o3 X' K全盘接受一下。

. M3 E5 B: y( {% _; ]真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 F7 E. e8 b8 W" k, u加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' F7 l; u2 X/ y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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- S; h7 k/ w" \. b& }$ j, v3 G真博学，偶像啊。

2 ~2 C8 [/ m/ x: v- Q: u* T大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; e7 j& q/ s' p8 P1 y) K# I' z大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' |) o+ O$ Y2 t$ E" C, X她是大学教瘦？
" d% q1 Z9 f! w! @/ i5 E5 F大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 t9 `" E8 \; R* f% h紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

6 L: C2 ~7 k& K: \说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 s9 n+ c5 h* E2 _4 S; C哈哈，你们在这开小会呢