Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 F: F1 m! W. e2 K& K2 R$ `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 i' ~$ D7 }/ F+ Y# { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
4 X% k! o( m/ o! ?" N6 Syou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
9 A: H* v. z3 q2 e; |$ a& ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: J: J: o; m. d/ OThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 L5 h3 [8 X. }; epocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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' L- k3 ?% C* S. [6 VNow, it's the newfie's turn.

- {8 G/ r. r$ S8 x1 m  C: RHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  `( @5 m# T) ]* xreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 A+ e8 Y" d) L. H! Lhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 ^) |9 K# ?+ oback to sleep.

. E9 X/ F1 `, oThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ l0 J+ A( c' b) |/ m* }comes down with four?'
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4 X. \: A: G1 m5 a3 N4 O+ fThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
- Z( \* h: L) _( k' _6 O>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
% L$ t$ l4 q. {& U>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
6 N7 }: M) V& C$ W>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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4 w4 V9 c( ~; `- u) w% h, v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ R& e, s2 C( V# x# N>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
/ R0 B7 s- a. Q; ]& k1 \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
4 b# _5 H. h& l+ M8 X# G3 vthe newfie would l ...

! B6 V" T6 _3 S! I8 d( e好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 B- b  u" x5 m1 O1 F好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# n9 `4 `; [: B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% L* p* J( n$ n8 H3 w  t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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# a, s  v  I& `  m  D- e) U真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

4 i  B3 ]0 |( I8 _) z, y& h; T4 F- g真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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6 A! H# [% r( R( k( s" K别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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2 y/ n3 J# {+ I5 O* g# s( |别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) J/ ^7 W0 A# j( ^5 ?加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ l; `: e1 k" O9 A9 m多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 L0 n) }+ B9 b2 j真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" B$ ]! [3 t7 X( b0 s, o# N她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
% o  ?4 L. D' r: Q. h8 z6 d她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# @& t0 S3 X. `$ P2 k$ P紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. `& W: @# P3 |/ ~3 r4 B" b说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* v  x8 g5 C3 \紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢