Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a4 |' a# z9 u3 q, V
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! P- f) N- s& pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if" m2 r9 b- w1 U% }8 m( O! O: @& \
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 B4 k, l, x  u6 y; i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The7 B/ q, T- v* B1 w: N; V1 e
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I/ Y5 m& R- N9 k
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
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$ q0 C# J7 K, B# h8 G You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I# F% [/ S5 C* g% O9 U/ h# a+ I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep" C% Z' n8 s- C+ ~
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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" z: I* w& Y# ^# K& zThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
! V+ h# g) F& O4 _$ tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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6 M, }8 o& V/ ~The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& X! {% I+ k* c5 }+ ^9 \8 A+ r9 lpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the  k/ c( D9 Z. G* c2 I, K4 k
lawyer.
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/ p0 _. g, `& Y" N8 s2 Z0 BNow, it's the newfie's turn.! X$ F3 |, F1 C; A, x9 p# t1 L

, @! W* `1 a9 V: y2 IHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: E& G/ X8 Y8 ]9 S( o4 t0 ithree legs, and comes down with four?' 7 c4 M3 P# C" I2 a
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all- t. Q8 {6 F7 [" p4 S# H* C
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  ~" l& ?+ p8 A2 a6 Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. _/ o$ M- Y. bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and& z8 x, b% b( ?. l% a" r9 Y
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( x: O7 J2 K) q: t( u) l; N. @! jwakes the newfie up and asks,
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: j/ R0 w; N7 u8 h( {% l'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and' `7 ?0 j! Y. v' B
comes down with four?' & P' b; A. _- D

* L" S) `: B( n: ~7 b, N$ qThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ u7 s2 L& e/ [3 zand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / ?8 N9 I: B! ~) k1 h
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
/ G9 u5 c t, |+ e" W0 [8 f' Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb0 {2 }8 _5 ~8 j! d" b6 `4 X, ~
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if( b9 ^+ _3 v% n) V" \* Q
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! w7 M* V5 @4 C; q$ v( F/ D
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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$ `$ c# m( y/ e; R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 q2 V# H+ r/ Z! ?1 `% G7 q1 V“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
! J3 G2 J4 R! y1 Q- N9 _8 U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ; D" b' c2 v+ ~8 G9 @
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 7 x6 E: F- h- ~/ j$ `

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; _7 Q+ P; S% r别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : Y8 C3 v( H- o- J& r
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . B9 V( y6 u+ C" v2 d* Y

% r; `% |& U0 g" U8 w& a真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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& c# `% S. i% v7 j& C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ! _; V5 s% B6 [' v
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 6 O, E) ] B# v' e/ l3 J: I
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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