Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
# E5 m# W& p% R& B- g The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% U9 G* s* X  Q2 K: l; `3 p he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' g4 v* J3 |5 q/ e( Q) f/ |: V lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
/ f7 f- G% J4 c4 w. G, ]' Syou pay me only $5.
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( n$ w% `) U/ @$ K( W* F7 V6 ^* m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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7 `! g( d  B, _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

0 y/ F# s# z) J! \  Y! WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) O. J* o% c: _% }6 X8 Dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 s$ E* @. C3 freferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. ]0 P- Z; c: h# z7 lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 X0 c7 o( @% T. P2 T- f) h" W+ u* dhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

, ?( S8 D. v' Z2 D' X% _8 YLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; P0 F- v6 X- R9 T; L& U! p+ W9 c' s>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
& I+ s( E( u! `9 n. T2 @( k>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 n) ?# R# ]9 {. W) d) _( H>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

2 p: E$ X% H  h+ J6 g2 x>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
* h, R2 h  N) J>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ R( \5 u% E* r>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' x+ K. N& f2 W! y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 |% O1 W4 p* H/ r' @# q0 oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 s: j# d1 c( q. R) S/ {long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; F' N! B: O9 ~2 E6 Q, u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

& X# z. `' X# U0 r& E- V$ J3 Z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" X- y8 j. A4 J% f/ D# V8 g别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

: D5 r& r1 I& \你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

( a% V# A, f' _; q多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

% w; }5 C; t- x! O( U- e- ?& v/ ?) P大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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/ ^2 C  I- \$ B  r' [& B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; w4 `% F. M6 o& @+ T- h- c% t) N' ^她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
* X8 V9 E3 K; e( R5 ]她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 Z, g3 F& }" z( K紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" ?0 D- t2 T; q; a- o/ H: v5 y# n说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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