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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a3 v& w& z( |- U
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so0 J! e2 ]* |( c/ D
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The$ I8 x2 K, c9 \' _8 H+ e( e) N+ q
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& \" ?- l" O$ z& g* rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,+ I& z; r, Y9 i6 ~
you pay me only $5.
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; {" Z+ m- J" x! {3 y' v! c You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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- x; ?1 G4 ]3 d) _( E% w/ oThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's5 p! x) ?6 S& Y+ X3 _: T
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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) L" L0 r+ ^: h  p, a3 zThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
# E  i) S4 ?( p2 l6 S2 Jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the$ n- v" l, a* }9 ]" f- ^5 P3 w! p! m
lawyer.
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) d6 y- z2 S6 s3 t$ aNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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8 I) m- \1 Q7 H; p1 J, e# _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
1 S# o: u+ G% E) W! a4 ithree legs, and comes down with four?' % X; [7 Q2 a+ i8 G4 q

/ S0 E1 t6 R* b5 m# \3 V: gThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( T1 }' D2 ?7 rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 ^/ F9 T1 e+ M. A4 W* Bthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 S$ n5 v. A  \" I* u/ Q/ S# s1 Uof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and- R3 z+ n( x$ u2 F/ G
comes down with four?' 1 C1 @9 Q! A3 \! m3 A

- H4 P8 ^6 q; l) `! U) d9 hThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $54 b4 E- K3 N7 l2 u6 t  ?
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  Z' C9 I  f) @>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: N0 g0 M) W1 q( S8 {2 X>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the 5 Q- R: k; g6 R& S/ b7 N
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, / F1 ~0 y+ @( y
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct' S) j; r! B4 x/ v* s( d

- w* y3 p8 d) u/ R2 u>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
4 {6 c( E% A0 h; H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a 1 c0 d- Z$ K& }6 b) j  O* X6 F, v
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 3 p* p- g  \2 j  u
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 9 ^2 ]0 x6 p6 B
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
2 G3 I+ x" {: ?+ h# S>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the + ?( l9 k; c$ |6 I2 ]
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 , ^, k# A7 |7 m
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ z! y8 G/ |, X3 m. Wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( S8 v' G; o% w" P3 b4 {that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 m1 `6 G5 N6 O# L! p' gthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; B) b) e( i! w9 p. ]1 ]* K
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,9 D! w+ w0 s6 U4 w) {0 H+ I% u
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
! l/ Y: o8 ^* B# i/ B7 ]% f1 ?“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
4 a0 n, l5 b1 Q$ R好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 & s: u9 Y7 C# j

! i* \4 ?9 z$ y  g. x5 D' F真聪明,偶像啊
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, i% P' V# |1 s; N全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 8 D2 s# @% ?  e+ E) o8 ?- d; ^

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全盘接受一下。

7 C" r, @" A* q真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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% b+ }3 ~2 C8 x* ]7 d% U别把我往坏路上领啊。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 9 H$ u$ t' U! x. ^
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ |% A& p& f$ I. Z- C) V加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

1 O. A7 d( k2 V1 G& ]5 ]多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 |( {. F, y( `, ^4 _9 X  f

2 G! @1 K; G& m1 ~, c, n5 t真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! o2 w( @# w+ Z" a% e大学教授哦,能不剥削?

7 _# b& q6 q( d! ~她是大学教瘦?
5 }, x2 C! [( ~! p$ f' m大学教胖还差不多 ) x: _- \& |6 P# [, r# _
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; f$ S0 J$ C* y" H( q) E% ^) |
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( G: n! N1 r. m* u说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 9 `% Q2 M$ x$ X6 O9 ~9 O, O
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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