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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game. 8 N; X9 K3 l/ m8 j9 T' x
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 S. q/ d. F3 M( t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  O, _6 p! ~0 t& y- L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 b: W9 R: U3 E/ K9 ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 ^) q- d8 V! ^( V% p- U; l. Pyou pay me only $5. 4 W, w3 v5 f% M

3 ~, N* H' q9 |# q- ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep% V; @) L( d% t/ U+ Y7 T: r
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. 2 L6 \: @, H) M$ f
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the+ M4 L" y) h7 c
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 b, w2 n( f+ K, h- tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with; E% f& _* Z* Z) W2 c6 {0 ^
three legs, and comes down with four?' 7 C% v- D8 r# n) a/ q  v1 M/ w

  f7 E+ z$ z$ o$ c; kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and& `! M, U( [- l# k* f: ~
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He$ b6 w8 B( `7 q  ?
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and0 H( k( `: U/ `8 T2 N
comes down with four?' 8 V* N0 P) z9 e( e

; `, P1 l! H; ?( m8 z# Z$ y9 l# ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $53 ?1 ~$ L0 p& P6 X
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two + {' h7 A. T3 Q% D) G- y- {6 L, q
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason - |3 S' U9 }8 H1 r+ e( G0 ~
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the * {) Q, N2 R  V7 X1 Y/ w
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, ) F' k  N9 g- f* {1 J' [9 x
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct6 s0 J2 r& D. L3 a- Z: s8 `' U
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ! b# n7 s7 p. i- b& Q
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% l7 U  ~! U8 w" w5 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 2 {- C" `- m) a9 C5 T) x( H
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ' z9 V9 V9 b- I5 f: `
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three8 x! ]6 h+ _1 N1 \) w, q

0 j( D- P" C" {7 W0 j5 l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ l$ _; k% Z0 B, L5 n9 i0 h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, O, l. T  I+ x9 D+ t# @& H  @# C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ k, d! h0 Z& PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 y* P9 f/ b/ q: i4 d$ k8 clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& P& x) [9 y; _5 X% [( M' pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 O9 z) ^7 ]- M  F- l9 p, J7 Ythe newfie would l ...
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! u4 A5 u" a+ C3 f. b( i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
3 a) m% k- e( L' X+ b“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,/ w& n" u' e9 G1 Q: p6 D) Z$ `
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. s8 Z; g% a; s' I! [加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 6 i# D7 w0 [6 r7 v7 r+ @- e) K) w

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* u$ W( K5 l3 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:8 n% M4 a1 H/ g$ ?7 Q
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,$ F- _8 I" D% K$ V
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 6 Y* h% R$ `$ J
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真聪明,偶像啊
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5 H+ U% ~' G; g& y- a7 x全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 $ @& ^: Q( _0 ]1 Y: _
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 a. D3 O1 M! Y# C' Q: e- G" u真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表   [& `4 ~8 R" K  L# T

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( Q/ [2 y6 A5 H$ ^3 f8 }; _你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 {2 G7 Z! h: q' \$ M
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* _1 e" t; o" R1 U+ E多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% x- @, \5 I6 ^. ]7 }真博学,偶像啊。

3 j2 _) c0 {9 P1 d* G4 B2 \/ a大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * I: q, J$ |% X# u, c4 M
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?
% P5 e6 k4 @- R! E大学教胖还差不多
6 N- h; l% f4 A/ _9 N; A她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: m  x1 W5 W$ |! m/ K1 e! P/ k紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 j0 Q9 ?% c3 e紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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