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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% S4 l$ f; `6 j# hthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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4 S. r4 `) M/ \ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I# i  z0 C2 M% C2 m1 g- N( X$ P
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
- Z3 e; ?0 x3 N& z1 v, A/ @you pay me only $5. # m5 k6 X: N( B

3 i2 y( \. r; H$ Y7 A' _, x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I+ O$ K; h& [" V2 N3 o
will pay you $500. ( P& P+ d7 s. v. Y2 O5 O" v8 u
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the5 U/ V, S4 U1 c
lawyer. 2 R  {: I6 B% Z1 p3 r
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour. E2 x# f, I/ h6 w7 F# _& @3 ^
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' Y! x( {' C9 u! X' Uhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He# }% n" b0 Z' F" q3 y, T
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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% S7 {, D0 o8 ^' z. g% |/ _'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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3 W5 D1 o. |6 b" y) ?: t8 YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5% U+ T+ b6 D# i
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the9 V, I& t* r1 s

% T; D; ~- Z; a) a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 9 S6 J; }5 R) v. {! I
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 7 O# H1 l! Y7 a; \2 S" u  q
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the ) s/ W$ ?% A) }
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, . ~$ Y5 G# P) F% k! }
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct* u/ R& L# Y9 u4 }) [; [2 T! V5 ~

; u! e! j3 Q) R% F# X; x  S>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 6 v  D9 C7 o1 \
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
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0 N0 ]0 i% p$ Y, b9 S>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 7 m5 f8 I% M) _5 x6 g9 A
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& n+ U) v0 L5 q' P: E$ b>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the 2 k; d* z. L4 L) e: D. I
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand " ^$ W$ E3 j% Y4 D; J6 ?
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 + ^# O$ V3 d# k1 ]' W
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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8 L3 d0 R- i+ F4 {6 o( O, Q好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:$ x% U; u/ @: I! I1 j% e0 B1 O' m" B
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
, T* s& ^9 B# g; p4 ]6 j" A好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
9 ^6 v3 ]( G3 U8 I; v加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 2 v4 s6 `* ?$ \1 u' [2 z2 Y

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) X% O5 X( Z* \$ R- z$ O8 h好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
7 y+ w" @3 S3 _, o( n“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
( ~, _* X2 B+ ?, E5 ~好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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: R- J+ Q' M" ^& e  |. J真聪明,偶像啊

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( s* g1 K4 W6 u1 ~6 G# V) ?+ R, d6 v全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 [) @6 ~9 S8 ~: O! S; R5 ^4 D真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 $ c2 A2 T( P' g6 R* W- i8 c& p5 Y* m

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 - s4 C. u9 x# ^6 W7 P
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ! z. M8 r0 Y% f( U# U
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 . o7 f+ F( }- e

- T7 z+ f: T3 G2 U大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?- g' H" q  y& z8 x/ N  d4 w
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 C  |  a; b3 C; U2 b紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( ?: K0 |3 P* N- J1 h说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ; [& g3 q2 a9 n; d: L$ U
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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; E( E! @1 c6 \/ c. ~5 V1 R哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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