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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a, j: q9 J: F6 ]0 N& u: S6 s
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
5 y& s' i" v0 A; H  Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: U( A' R# F# g( l9 r1 Lthe newfie would like to play a fun game. , M# H8 ~/ M6 M: l6 s
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% @. M6 q  K+ |) H8 x, E& i he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
) n% ^5 `0 I6 i- s# }1 `8 u lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
+ k* D" b5 v: z6 ]2 J, @3 rask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: g. a* c4 |1 O! `2 |; Vyou pay me only $5. 6 i* @# W3 D$ A1 i; d

+ H4 s, }- t3 | You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
7 Q& m1 ~. Z# E; H( t, v( H will pay you $500. : r5 ]7 c2 ?$ I/ e& P

" Z9 {4 Q4 c4 I8 g( g& C This catches the newfie's attention and to keep1 }1 i3 n: R; D# d1 ]
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' . |% x: G7 y2 L' ?' M' Z
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- \* a0 u' X  b0 o6 V+ b6 ~pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the) V4 m8 w3 f* t* z7 n' I, n( I2 ^
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with* ?  W' R+ _1 z- s- ]4 ~* l
three legs, and comes down with four?' 3 d2 f( H; E( u: R8 C1 R$ J

( }- s$ O3 u8 _; dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, A0 |& Q- s1 r! K, m2 s  Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 S  F' h6 i, U9 f/ w& ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; [& K% F: M% n* K0 `of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and' d! S5 R& ^  D7 n1 |9 O4 J
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 g; j. k5 |7 J6 Sback to sleep. 3 a: `/ m3 s- n. m

% ]% u& T9 }/ \" K' `# GThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He7 W* z: w7 @) b, @0 R
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and$ a% D3 T( B2 @4 N: G/ ?5 A
comes down with four?'
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# b) E0 U' F- b1 B& C1 d' TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!3 h0 g9 A. `2 I0 K/ O- @; Z: _3 U
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason 0 S% J5 z% g. f" [* R
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the & L+ }6 O0 O+ x$ t& P
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
$ d9 o; e- G. }2 d4 R>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct- u( d$ Y4 f6 B3 V

. h4 A: t6 _0 |6 F2 _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
$ B( j. v7 z/ _>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a ! T6 E0 Q+ d4 J
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more 8 Q8 }5 K+ {6 v, Y$ n
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, ! r2 @! Q2 H& F1 V
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! C+ e# k  X" O9 W  i5 P) s: v
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's $ Q7 H$ }+ s0 m. q8 T0 {! d' b' k( t) l
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
- [# M$ I5 A& ^1 c# L>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand * b1 p0 q6 O4 D% T/ T# A, u
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
% J; b' k: s2 I3 V9 {A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a& r) m( ?* w0 [3 O
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- w/ E- K# k, U! v" x& _, xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if$ Q0 m8 y. h; b0 _' ^
the newfie would l ...
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& U* B5 N5 f3 D, s好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:' E( p* g1 @, T- n/ i$ r
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
7 u" E9 ?, x( a7 m, ]0 O( d5 {2 p6 e好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ' G5 P$ F5 x, E3 S  ]; w( s
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 R+ M& n# r" Q% L/ q9 i! j$ v; c好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
, R& T9 _5 D7 m: D! Z2 ?# K3 k“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
& s9 O) N! x/ \# i好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

4 R4 @- j4 i  L% o# c# x! }2 j) s真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 , b5 i$ S' O/ |  R! A; B, A
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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% P2 f  J& r1 i7 k1 K别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 A9 L* L* E6 H; l你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 ! X: z8 o  O# ~8 `) }  q  B5 s6 f
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ g- [6 d8 k3 s* A) _7 n多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 3 L# n; t. o2 `3 q8 V2 w* o2 \8 S
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真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 3 v; C7 ?8 Z$ [( h
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

* x# H/ y2 R# Z6 O- q- }- C8 w4 n她是大学教瘦?
0 U" @# M0 J$ A) t$ ~大学教胖还差不多 ) ~( H7 A: B/ c2 ?7 ?
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 @5 L# v. ?' F# a9 K$ _紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, }' o& c6 W  e紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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