Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. N4 `% |: e4 }& Cthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
2 V! d" r  j' }" w% L* ], t8 T7 @ he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
% S" D# k# C# F1 V  p) q lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# ^' e* ^6 T& c) a1 q. b4 Lask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 I+ T7 g: J8 a will pay you $500.

5 K7 Y7 q/ c9 \8 i, j* h8 ]  B This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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& ^0 s  H. e6 i% m4 N+ s2 H6 UThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
; L) g2 u* j0 \9 C) k# h/ O" [pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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* u! i" P4 U0 i$ t! VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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, T5 M5 e% x; ~3 W+ d0 c6 M: kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
% d: ?" g9 n$ x/ Q8 K( @hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
% `0 W5 N: U. I* E( e) [* S' v$ Xback to sleep.
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/ o" p# V* b  n* V& Q! b- OThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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  h( |# [! I! r+ J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

) y* r% x. c/ \5 g- {+ CThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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; n5 H5 T; W" ~  GLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

. `2 V6 ^7 G# |% m" S( ^7 N>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: C8 {. p; W5 D/ G+ {>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
0 K# }+ w. o  B8 d* ]+ W: J8 h0 g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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, W  l- `- R1 n* U' |. u" Q>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
8 l% X# l  |  {! P8 p( q>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
  d5 Z' ?$ {( k' m- X>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# h; Q1 J0 M2 L- X' ]* J4 k2 [2 N8 Wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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% k* |  K) {0 o( k2 m! K' t( x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ U* h# d) \- s  ]3 Y$ y好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
: l; `5 j- e  W加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 l8 G/ P/ E0 G, H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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2 B, _- z+ ]$ N3 C, ^! t全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 a' d0 {  w$ m( R全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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2 i; x8 W. o' X* W% w别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

; ]' D1 _4 @% s: ~: H0 \多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 a" b# v& u( q( G) R; A6 {真博学，偶像啊。

3 |$ s7 x4 q) j# G) L- ]9 l大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

8 Z1 r' ~: C1 O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

  E' o3 \/ K% m& Q4 L, C她是大学教瘦？
: j) v6 l3 |; V* g) H0 `9 {! Z大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢