Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
) ?% }7 x7 R" u7 j% w The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 i& y- t0 c9 P4 |ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

; u. H( f8 \. ?8 A2 W This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! M- h' N# D* v) Q1 T" kthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. N. y) O: j- }8 r6 H6 a2 G6 S2 u  ethe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
9 O/ c- I2 ?& h, |; rlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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! H0 u. k' ~* V: P# T5 jThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
; y5 `5 W- N7 }, _( wreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ @. }2 m  N! U# v+ \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
+ X! q# ]: b$ k' @4 phands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

. S7 a  h1 c$ n5 ^2 j) H$ {4 Y( T  dThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 G: j/ d$ ?& B# s% r- ]wakes the newfie up and asks,

2 [+ u9 q* k  v4 q* O'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 [# u& C4 u2 P3 c$ Gcomes down with four?'

' Z( K/ s: i  y4 v9 pThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

# c6 j( E4 ]% ~/ G3 ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
8 t0 g7 m& e6 e3 r+ z>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
! Y" b) a1 b; E>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
! V0 L8 ~, p9 Y7 c6 t! M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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: K! p" k2 s. x1 N4 q* w7 P& \. v8 A>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
" b7 x! }* L1 z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; @' Z/ c1 ?0 q. n; ^>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
0 B, F0 i$ g0 s- p& B5 W  qA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' N0 I! j6 B) @$ o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 }4 ]' H, J+ A& H1 e" s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



* D) I( }- }/ J! A2 f好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- i* R, V5 L6 z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 H7 c) f, P  }+ ~; N4 ]真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

: P% @+ D% X$ A; ~% \# J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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  V/ T' g' F$ |) n& }9 l+ G全盘接受一下。

5 N0 L2 ^! V" X" N真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. D& \" Z' h. Q5 g) Q' k$ Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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" I  i! f- h- N6 |/ v2 A! B/ g$ M) W0 `别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



; B$ A1 T) p4 u" ?& z1 {4 b) `2 H别把我往坏路上领啊。

; p) O  }! ?$ Y: {, e) }/ C你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

+ G3 W, j( h; @8 r! i+ {多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 S+ z0 X' }$ w* _. U& d3 c! d真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
' ^1 u% `& J5 S3 z, V她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
, ]& `- z* f* n: m# C: o4 E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

( a6 x; o8 [& m4 H  u说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

$ p  Y# p! Q+ {哈哈，你们在这开小会呢