Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
9 }) J; l. K" H- X  Z( Z4 u  ~0 R lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
) K* v/ x' v1 y6 }$ u6 R4 J3 pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

% j0 h5 Y, @+ }; S& d5 t; xThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
  N+ ]! w+ S/ Y' Q3 W# Nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
4 {4 [8 s9 f! x, [4 u1 dpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' w% @) R9 K$ L4 B' B$ j( Qlawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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! ?3 ~6 A( I* K& \, {6 |He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
# |6 O& _3 G4 u8 dthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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: W9 |4 Y( g* T# O/ F1 g! JThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
" _# a5 e2 T6 q  b+ \. _of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
6 i  K$ {5 |8 o; Eback to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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+ u: B, n) c( z6 A! a$ Q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

: b* M2 @( j+ m) lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 \) [/ N0 ]$ y; vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 v+ u+ j- _& }( f3 h1 [  k0 g>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! j& N- w: R2 K3 p6 Q4 g* l>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
3 {, Z; H1 u( D+ s8 g>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
$ H2 \! h4 S6 {5 g5 P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: P) _* V7 ~4 P- h* Y2 w  t>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- q' O# i: F3 v. x/ T: y( Q& Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 h9 M/ P- A3 l$ ^; Xthe newfie would l ...

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! m3 F/ E# |( i- z- p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
  P# X' w$ v6 g) |4 ]$ k) ~" U“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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2 T, E! |4 g0 T8 N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- K- _% b( b- Q; e4 U真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

, o- _. L' {) L1 _/ O全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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8 H5 |, y2 D( _% y& q3 c- F. r5 W全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, |% h" p# X. k$ k2 s1 @+ {别把我往坏路上领啊。

- r" \3 o" o: G你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. P6 `$ i; @9 I5 f: m. R加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! h# G- w2 w# M( c. z4 l多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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' f& z3 N+ y" c6 a真博学，偶像啊。

% {  R3 P9 Q1 G( V( O大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
9 f1 B3 h/ L8 k4 }她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 s9 Y4 r4 D7 ~2 t' V; Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, J/ j' b) U: c+ ?! E; f' ]2 o' s哈哈，你们在这开小会呢