Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
& Z2 D# {, q/ x% j# Uthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
5 G! n% a, [+ d- s he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

8 [7 I% O9 w5 _" N3 `) d You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
& T% f$ y8 y4 h9 ^( L will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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7 B, o9 }$ N& D* M; N) L( A- r7 E- aThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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6 q& U/ H/ }$ kThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( L- U0 v5 [0 t% P6 apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

7 \' Y# H& K- H- P2 |" m" JNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

5 ~% Q& q/ T) e8 KThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. k" ~/ q4 B# x0 eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
0 j" p- b& {- h: |7 `! P" kback to sleep.
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/ X4 d' x6 V4 j! ]6 zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
; f. O: V0 _9 l7 [) r& c0 O5 \- l' ~- bwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

9 I( J5 y; v/ F# s! I* BThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
7 ^# s& N0 h9 i; A' \/ P7 xand goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
1 V* N% c( D6 F( w/ T. X>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
# s, J$ j0 A% O1 t>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
( H* O! ^% M6 Y, X0 {1 z) v7 b5 [>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
2 P. c* ?8 `- a6 L, e' q>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

. z, z- X6 c* o2 |. G# x4 a5 A; M>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% `- [* T0 D2 o9 z- M0 J: [0 K3 J0 A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ v+ f/ b+ l1 f2 K>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! x1 O' O7 s; _; C/ R! U9 zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: L, q/ y% P/ t! [$ ?the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ ~- H/ I8 I4 ^  a! K0 ^好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 {7 `. X& c' k1 F  R, D& ^# V$ A好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
# l. G1 u) o: f) w“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

3 K3 o1 m, y7 I0 K5 z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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- L; i; e- l' f& e+ t全盘接受一下。

; u9 O/ O$ K" k' P' k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. w4 `3 I+ H8 X# O: q0 `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

; f, n2 c; q5 l% W$ X0 w" |3 B6 d' a别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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7 a) a9 _3 s) n9 n5 [0 G$ f3 \# L别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! D4 i: X+ B  |& g# a) _真博学，偶像啊。

# ^$ f; k5 m  x6 V大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

4 E1 {/ L& ~6 Q8 ~大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
; f5 N) D( I' ^' b6 j大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 i1 U  O& q# O) c5 q' i紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

4 V, s, E" K3 v5 R5 I说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

; ^* q1 a! N! D哈哈，你们在这开小会呢