Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
" V9 S9 x4 C- c1 S: Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( ]3 f& y( F4 e( `; hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
1 S. q/ d. F3 M( t he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
  O, _6 p! ~0 t& y- L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 b: W9 R: U3 E/ K9 ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
9 ^) q- d8 V! ^( V% p- U; l. Pyou pay me only $5.

3 ~, N* H' q9 |# q- ] You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
; n" `  R# ^& J" S  b( S will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& h) p2 r# i, u$ b7 ?0 \the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

- ]& g1 y6 u- l9 t5 PThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 b, w2 n( f+ K, h- tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

  f7 E+ z$ z$ o$ c; kThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
0 w) m, J9 P" Rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
$ k3 v0 j! s! D& X% y/ z: C" Ithe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
9 Y# }! H2 @4 Q/ Z: T% _back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

; `, P1 l! H; ?( m8 z# Z$ y9 l# ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
% l7 U  ~! U8 w" w5 w>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

0 j( D- P" C" {7 W0 j5 l>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
/ l$ _; k% Z0 B, L5 n9 i0 h>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, O, l. T  I+ x9 D+ t# @& H  @# C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
& L) m  P2 [. V* r/ D( O8 Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
+ k, d! h0 Z& PA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 y* P9 f/ b/ q: i4 d$ k8 clong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& P& x) [9 y; _5 X% [( M' pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 O9 z) ^7 ]- M  F- l9 p, J7 Ythe newfie would l ...

! u4 A5 u" a+ C3 f. b( i好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 a) m% k- e( L' X+ b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. s8 Z; g% a; s' I! [加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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* u$ W( K5 l3 H好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

5 H+ U% ~' G; g& y- a7 x全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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4 a. D3 O1 M! Y# C' Q: e- G" u真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

( Q/ [2 y6 A5 H$ ^3 f8 }; _你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* _1 e" t; o" R1 U+ E多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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% x- @, \5 I6 ^. ]7 }真博学，偶像啊。

3 j2 _) c0 {9 P1 d* G4 B2 \/ a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% P5 e6 k4 @- R! E大学教胖还差不多
6 N- h; l% f4 A/ _9 N; A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: m  x1 W5 W$ |! m/ K1 e! P/ k紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 j0 Q9 ?% c3 e紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢