Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
5 g8 Y4 @) N- k6 f4 a3 \8 Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: p' a& }$ P9 V* E2 f9 S* ]the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 s) T  q) h% ^4 k will pay you $500.

6 v1 `# ]  ?; s) G/ Z) j This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
5 X3 z: F3 c# ~( U8 Y3 [  `$ Q( C# Bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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% ~) r9 Q$ V" ]; OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
6 J& X) ^5 q4 z3 t  Q, dthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  c3 `3 U8 L* X1 k* w% n( w8 N. hThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& c# ^/ G5 }* s3 O; a$ A( Kpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

7 Z: u/ I: ~1 q7 |7 v! jNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 P& D# I- h) a' ], f4 w6 }0 mthree legs, and comes down with four?'

! q' O- _, f. E" }, RThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  ^8 P1 `5 A8 ?( Y6 Treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
. d' k* d  o+ x' Eback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

$ P! e3 u$ H- q6 o: L" c( b8 Z  p2 lThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
5 Z" m+ d0 Z; t9 s# N& O6 y
& w! L& k# h$ l7 W3 ~( `; Y! fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 z" r& h/ _5 h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 t7 R8 H" x9 N( }7 e' }>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
0 v# \; A9 {* z' o>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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8 n' p; N8 O1 S' t) K3 T>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- N5 T' n- C  U+ J0 O- P9 Q+ T# }" H>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
1 |0 U- V$ a) y, F9 O/ }' K5 o1 ^>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; u6 f' h: I3 q& u( o, {>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
) @  n/ f  }" Y4 w; i  t, I>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
9 S$ j* x5 T7 |  kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) s+ }) S1 O9 k/ e! Gthe newfie would l ...

$ \. d" y. v, _" S

4 ~9 b- T0 `# {) p" D7 _* V/ I好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
$ A/ @5 P9 X2 C1 S7 @2 N“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& Y. O1 ]. \+ V0 \" P好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 b1 p( r& T9 L3 }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

6 K2 T4 D% z( N; Y$ F真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

# W4 L' H* _. }: }9 F真聪明，偶像啊

' Q, H4 A1 F$ t+ l全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

2 S; q2 u' ^1 n9 |真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 p- ^  {& u1 ]8 R7 y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

  x9 @0 j) ~: u$ d" V' s  `
1 V$ p' i+ a: s" w# W# V别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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9 H8 h- w+ e! r0 P4 C: z" D别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* ]+ |+ k( C' F/ x" t3 r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

! `8 o3 d: n; S/ M! W大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
" `7 G0 x# G5 N# ?1 o; b4 ]3 F7 o她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
/ H. B- @# Q/ G5 f0 w  ]紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

5 k2 u9 t; z# d" K$ X+ [* O8 w哈哈，你们在这开小会呢