Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
3 u1 O8 b* t! L2 Y& T& ?( x1 j% ]long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
# D5 r# K5 H8 q1 D0 ]ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 o7 f% _; \3 t3 |- s0 Byou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
, I8 k7 M. E' n. ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 Y# M( p% j2 _1 H5 [8 i& J) fThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 x; V) a9 G8 x( J4 i2 I' apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
0 }" ~+ k9 }- S( P4 @$ olawyer.
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6 b+ [8 h, r1 ~5 d) g% i# Q- \Now, it's the newfie's turn.

# j' d# b  V+ i% p$ J  i! l8 b& kHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 r+ Z9 s' t! o" e5 W2 [& F1 ?three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! T) t/ h1 s3 l9 d  J0 ~. o& ethe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
/ `* \# V, q8 q0 [1 L& Tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 C: R- p! i" N) |( u! l1 Nhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

& z) x! L8 b1 E9 y1 n3 l) W  wThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

0 W4 F; J5 e% e4 ^8 ~4 t) M'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

% v& k1 y6 N$ M0 j0 ]. K( ~2 bLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% x( I, I' T+ ^- W! H: e. u" w>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
: M( p4 F( I. G3 k% t7 x>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
! Y* ~/ `$ n; e>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
: o' E# g4 w7 s>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' _( W* Y6 A0 y& ?; ~; N4 @>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 f2 |! d+ \! E5 w' @>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; W6 _& k. M5 ?+ w7 n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 J* c  _$ V$ V2 U! wA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
4 f( a; d3 L0 Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% c" @$ O! e( Y! _" Bthe newfie would l ...

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1 ~$ p# q- b5 ?  t" T& P2 [/ Y1 ]! E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& G% A5 I, C" }# m: x6 o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, q/ t2 `  m: W  v7 P2 G加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% q$ N1 ^7 E) `' a( `; O真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) [) x& i: ^: \+ g! n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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- h) G2 Q( g$ R/ f3 a$ }7 u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

. g7 n: s* P) e( r真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

, |9 ~0 R3 h: B* i' U你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

  l) V/ W2 p& B/ d" ?  R大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
* M& b* u9 [& D& x; p# @; Q大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& l" H2 u  T8 U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  Y6 B: [3 Q2 ?9 u! s紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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