Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 |2 U3 P/ J' ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  I/ h6 }! v  @: k2 ~$ l6 Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) ?2 o! f" e2 f; t3 ?  N1 B, }5 U The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& {6 f% e& n" h$ B# M4 S he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 i: S* D5 o: s' W& n+ z) y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 p7 \6 H7 \5 Y* O will pay you $500.

  m9 M3 u- `% K: }$ O$ e5 R This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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7 u9 \/ |/ R  e) n3 \The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: X  ~1 ?3 J* n% x7 m& `/ z3 Mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

/ h2 v1 X* D7 q3 x/ W& d  T# _, yHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- ^, H2 c" \5 ~( X4 J3 S# o0 Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
  \. s5 d& z6 Mof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
# a3 h  B7 L2 Q* o+ `hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 @) W8 Y4 U( o9 i; u7 |2 V) Mback to sleep.

3 Q* h9 o/ R: \  e! nThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
  D$ ]  H8 i5 Z4 F% ?, A) gwakes the newfie up and asks,

" M% p  D  |+ C# l# z1 h'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
4 i- s- `7 ^+ i, X5 z3 ?comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
4 x1 V. L8 o) c: ]3 B+ B>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, I  g. ], c/ W+ u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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4 @4 f/ j. b  _# v/ w+ n( [3 f>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
* x! i) W! Q% J>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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  l2 ]9 T5 z4 M5 T- p>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* w  ~( m9 ?  j) k" k>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
, H. b) L* s; ]: K$ t/ \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
- f4 D5 U% e  o3 V) y1 q. p5 Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
3 f* k( F/ P7 R( @% Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 {) p! |' D# c. f! a$ e9 Pthe newfie would l ...

- j8 \7 S8 ?. A% d$ T' r( {2 K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
( e! [; F- K/ @9 |8 M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ |+ g' B& o6 q; C- }1 u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; x) O+ c& y7 Q9 j& f( V  A6 Y! `加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# e9 ]+ J/ I0 [9 k- g真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 ?0 A6 I, [% f; ?( s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

( v* U. U! q% b' L全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

- N. `% \% b2 s; J4 g, J真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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5 M: W1 s2 H* K! N& t( j+ G* n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 f! L2 T7 h; D0 b别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" P( L; f- h  y9 \# b加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 Y& `8 y1 {& {多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

& S' A8 d& L0 {# f  ]; o! o真博学，偶像啊。

& h7 ?; C3 c5 G+ F/ _0 Y7 X2 \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 L' F5 y$ P6 h" D' |6 H( R; a她是大学教瘦？
9 R# j/ \. g% w4 O( B$ n" t5 Z大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' w; c9 ]: g: @) J" Z, Y2 C. W; Q/ j& C0 }紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

/ @9 a7 o2 H( }$ j3 y; t说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  X' K( G- b1 O  H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢