Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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# g( {: V# _) E' l  Lthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
; y0 ^2 L# q8 }! Wthe newfie would like to play a fun game. ) B; p# L6 V( f" A7 R$ ~! N
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I* j+ A; e; e. g
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
1 a- H9 o* i! t5 W/ \you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I- t  F# B3 i# p& f9 J
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
( a3 o' |/ u* c# b2 _0 ?0 Ethe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. , |6 [7 e+ S' q6 o% N& f) m- [

. d8 D+ E$ j7 RThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's$ G9 s+ B. X' ?3 O8 ^5 i  I
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' * r' Q7 `9 s8 i- j) V' F

; t5 B, T" ]- t3 q6 X' ?' r! I$ _( HThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
: \( g; g, a3 R. C+ ^4 Ypocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the; ]6 K, y  N+ j0 @  v+ h9 R, \+ R
lawyer.
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7 w6 o' z/ K- O4 c; g2 JNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: n( r% `" D& Mthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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* p3 d0 |4 W& AThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" y7 a- P% ]7 Y) t# H4 @) B5 K* E, Dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
' L  N# f$ [- q5 |, a1 Lthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
* ~1 @7 n# h( ~8 A8 h' xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and* ~. E" ^+ u2 h, V- o$ g
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ C5 |8 Q! f; C4 k3 Z- o  dwakes the newfie up and asks, 2 b5 p$ f* b6 M# c
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and/ x' h' d3 i- D1 l: {% P8 o$ u, S
comes down with four?' 0 K$ p, ]! g! p

+ j% d. C6 g$ Q1 c, [9 wThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5. K' m3 c! ]% l3 U; q
and goes back to sleep.! H& t8 C7 [) b# w& k
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 % ^# B* z5 }8 c
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
. x% y! t8 V/ ~ ~0 Jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb, j8 v2 s& O7 }7 B, B8 ^
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
+ ]8 X" k3 B! athe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 4 x2 K4 k1 F+ k0 y) \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：; |# `6 M/ i+ V; g1 d+ W/ C3 U
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
; x. q# e, c( |好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 7 t5 r { ~8 B: K/ j( |4 w% ~* |

8 m1 k. |5 K' z; }: c5 w7 W" y真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 3 [; T5 A2 v9 l7 c; o! T# f7 m
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 0 ? C/ ]) O1 \/ z8 G
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 7 E2 F: O) Y. \
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ ]6 V( D) | I: }真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 " e' H% {# \" w" I K+ g2 b# C

. T! W5 Z/ N5 U大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! V2 x+ h( o$ f4 t$ M' D2 o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 E: U4 s# d) [$ o# T" k& A
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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