Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a! q% ?7 e0 H9 h3 P3 d* v; x0 K
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ M6 k, H5 l( X8 Sthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
) i5 \( y# a/ \: d* h) D6 lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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+ A: h* v' @, Z/ r0 f' v The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so; L# A( {4 U( j5 k6 a
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The4 M* H/ B! g) `' i( j& k+ l
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I" W0 J' g1 F, t- `
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,- o. U$ Q7 Q6 e( \. b
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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* Z& a- B2 H+ a* j$ _) n7 t2 p* r3 T This catches the newfie's attention and to keep. c5 [6 S( L: U* k6 v
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
6 }3 H6 F# v+ J/ F& Opocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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1 w( r& X& r7 r! \# QNow, it's the newfie's turn., C. S, j( V) s" ?. Y* n7 I8 ]! i
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' K. V2 w  B! W' K4 [& u1 Athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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8 H) U( ?' z3 X$ ?7 A+ u. }; wThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all; r9 P9 [; \/ p  q9 N. ]( b
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all  M/ D: J1 p( }
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour/ T4 V* i% ]& B4 A
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and7 A% l, a1 a% E* C
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 a5 d: s/ s- R( nback to sleep. ( t  b& F$ X4 G0 q3 L) W& k

1 P# u4 ?3 o* pThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 s% s% T1 k3 R/ \$ p' x, nwakes the newfie up and asks, 5 O" K, S5 ]; P8 P% g( w
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and! e, @8 d- l% d1 _! d
comes down with four?'
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! M- ?( X. Z- E. x( `7 rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $52 o# [7 M8 `7 C% l
and goes back to sleep.. F' v! J) g2 S1 F! f
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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 " G& O! _9 ~6 D
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 2 D( ~' U6 a9 Z4 c# e
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：4 }) V/ W* _( y6 g. e" x4 ?' [, `# X
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) D+ C5 K* g% ?, u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 ) Z/ J& m( A/ H/ m

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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5 i+ P1 K) B% v6 P别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
- O7 T9 ?- K ]4 g: @+ H加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ; f6 @. k9 V5 a- p- {
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 ; I! `6 j" D- t$ |# ~

" V: @( e$ U0 d3 }$ m9 y& \大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 ) i; b- F8 W l2 y1 r
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 1 K3 e- P# r- u& l1 r& v
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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