Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
2 J, E* T% V/ h. l7 `* n9 c- e* g/ @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
% Z# L6 {! }" Q' Y2 Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
. v. p* S$ T& z0 C9 S, C4 Kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
$ J5 r& I5 V  ]. Sask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 V9 J# ^' F0 z# P0 v7 Yyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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5 B* N0 J: h0 z6 A This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

8 x5 W: A# R; f7 O# |1 DThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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3 L  X1 W5 r9 t, WNow, it's the newfie's turn.

0 |2 i: [# j5 L3 D' H" K+ S3 ^1 d" WHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

# W3 N9 v' k$ I5 ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' O1 A" v5 J0 J' p5 S4 W$ Ereferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
. k* P* c2 F9 V: v3 y- j, U3 Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 s/ \+ r( R5 p. U3 M% dof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: {" l; r0 E2 Xwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
/ {" I9 @6 @$ @7 J" K1 l8 Q: r- Xcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!
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* f( d, ~$ P! h0 `5 i" cLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

9 v1 W7 e. s% g! i; J>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
; w% w/ M! o9 w4 i9 B5 A>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 r; }) k4 `4 g4 U>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 S5 |% f- v' G>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
5 J. \" q/ s' ^  y0 S>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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+ p" U8 E' b- i. N>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
+ |/ Q; j! `( j( S2 n" ]" b>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
8 o1 P- M& ?- g9 B>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
6 x  [; \  H  F# v* V( W. mA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" o9 n' u( b) M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 N% B+ p" X6 J% h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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: u6 A3 L1 Q/ t. W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  s! `7 q" x2 Q0 T8 U. \6 H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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; w2 h0 Y+ F: [3 L; O$ `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

$ K9 S4 e9 l" W+ M/ F真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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$ J' f& h$ v, X( ~6 G别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

) p- V3 l7 p5 d! j- i你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

5 C: ^/ `* v: d  S' q" G8 ]大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

' c  @- m( z" m9 s* \/ l2 r3 I6 H0 S她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ P- @) j( R6 J, k9 w7 X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢