Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 n/ w5 w) r3 Z' Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ }" h# B9 [9 E0 Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
: C9 e( h/ _1 n. P. J/ g4 X) ?; uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
) p% i" _! u* C. N! F2 X# Qyou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

, d8 ^7 T  Y* ~0 u( n/ y% o5 o This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
8 U# N3 \. J; h5 l* n0 ]the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' W5 D; ]/ v% R' z9 s8 I- m2 HThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

0 ~. X1 J$ [5 n. ?' ZThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
0 X5 W  W- P/ S7 t7 D7 G" h% mpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

$ C! G" @9 ^/ JNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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. k" y% j/ O' C# B: x" I- G2 THe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. m; y/ V3 R& V3 r  C% dthree legs, and comes down with four?'

& o2 J; g1 J7 o/ bThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
# o" M, ]' \6 {) Q9 {references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
! I$ r# z+ y( F  s7 g  \7 K/ zthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& v5 t, p7 [& ?6 v3 b% _# W& Bof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

) _7 ]# t& U: k/ ^  l- _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
! Z9 Y1 F% T" p5 vwakes the newfie up and asks,
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& w$ F) i$ ]& H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
+ w" a' _& `& D9 t, Wand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ k( L' B9 m/ _' r>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
; N) G, v) y4 Y+ {2 _) ]>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
. z$ ~; U" U/ r: Q>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 [( u) E! F2 H) N3 x' O( ]>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

- h" K' C- C1 v0 \>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
; q$ S. r0 d. t$ HA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 a$ Q. A  [+ N( jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 `6 q6 G( x% q9 I7 l# Rthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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7 N% E% H9 q! _& I7 h, \; r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
$ i- h5 {  H( {7 @0 B# W好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

+ T3 G& ~2 Y+ d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

5 ~% U, F$ _) j1 G0 o: A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ A8 f) J) |. J$ @% N加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

2 u' m5 V' U! t: t多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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9 Y* F) i$ {% }" Y3 l4 k真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

; m6 R, \' |1 {' W7 j0 i3 |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

: \/ @( C- J  A4 ~3 }, ]她是大学教瘦？
% U, T' o2 A: `7 N3 F/ y大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
# Q4 N: N) C; a* S" t! j紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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