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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a2 H" g& ?+ ]! c+ \/ i1 z3 u4 e# Y
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- k  J) Q: Z7 ]: v) Z7 Hthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ h5 l  N  ^5 M) ^the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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% X1 a0 v( L* d4 o8 C5 | The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
4 W/ A; W4 v4 G( V( O he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The3 o) e( }- g3 T- b. f4 u% b4 W6 b
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
% \$ ~" Z; q  M4 D8 Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
5 t8 z! J- E# ^6 l/ ^. Eyou pay me only $5.
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% [# e! l& v4 R You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep' s6 A6 {9 U& U. w$ e4 S9 Y
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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/ c- l- l) b8 s4 q9 o/ YThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
, s3 u1 e+ w. [3 O; X& l7 y* C6 `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' + b( {7 M5 S9 U$ a+ M8 p7 p

4 Q5 ^( T8 c* {; a2 a5 V0 ?3 jThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his. r2 Y3 r$ g; Z7 n
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the4 [8 O  c5 B0 F
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with: ?  I; F) a+ i) L4 t  `6 u
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all2 J8 ]2 I" [- i! Q/ Q
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
# Q3 {7 E5 W( tof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
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4 A( S7 _& _6 X& @8 Q! S* L  vback to sleep. + M. r: ]/ Y  C- r# L; V* ^

; y. z( ^5 f1 T4 e% QThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ ?7 S9 s2 Y9 R3 Kwakes the newfie up and asks, 9 `% t# u7 ]& b. U5 [

  Z3 f8 s7 G$ r6 {/ R6 @'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 g% X  K& [. p: w4 `comes down with four?' 7 m1 m, |) i' O/ N, d' t) {
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5% M9 _  V8 t' L' E, V
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

老杨团队 追求完美
>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the& ]) ]9 F; w& m9 K
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 ~8 ]- r, j5 l# _>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
+ |) M- N! W' o& K4 x: h>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the $ B" b( E) `' Q* Q- a/ e, A7 o$ ~
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
( U! @+ p3 Y5 q6 r0 M>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: G* i4 H( s$ b, z" F
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research ( e4 Y- w$ t' O2 N0 m
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
. W0 i; \5 ~$ Y" a' z>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
6 z+ g. ~$ d0 ~' y) s: U7 w; g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
! i2 d. S& l8 f5 C5 y" W5 k>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three0 l3 o: V: e; W. X* n# W$ N$ K
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 \* i( |% S* v>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 [4 R- e; o5 {>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand + V: }4 ]1 V# A6 M  N( C  P$ U% N
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 * z5 E8 p! y# x3 W0 G
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a: w/ B- g5 G1 b! D- T6 @/ F6 N
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb; c. `8 v. F/ p
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if: n6 ^3 g" i( b) F
the newfie would l ...
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# `/ E- [2 G% S! z好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
. k7 G  A- p0 }9 P- [+ i“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,
1 H) y; R# V  z3 C7 X好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
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好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

% [& A8 g0 B" n% a) |2 m真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 . V/ l5 L) I+ p: Q8 F% z
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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) D/ I/ R( v  _# W2 `真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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: i+ G( i- `: W5 A, n别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表 0 r5 x4 j# d  L& T

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别把我往坏路上领啊。
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& t3 Z% |* v( J  g; a  z3 Q0 y加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 ) V9 D$ S5 r& m/ {: U8 y/ ~% N. q" }
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真博学,偶像啊。

' n; n. P; t( Y$ K( k4 ~大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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! u8 ]: p* _: a0 p) J, E大学教授哦,能不剥削?

) z- a$ f7 X+ a& C8 i( m4 I她是大学教瘦?& n7 F: c) F: t' t! W; E: v1 U& T
大学教胖还差不多
" T8 c. }# Z5 M' `: s5 z$ [她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表 2 L. m. v5 M7 o
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 I' S3 v. a( F$ `+ ]紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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