Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  N# @  I( R# `  Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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* C$ u0 ^; R( P8 @+ B& ` The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

" z* n* Z3 v' [- F4 J6 ?  m$ e; VThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  E& a: P, s0 o9 i4 ]lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
  O3 I1 V6 q, Y1 Vthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
* A1 B0 e1 @4 [5 rreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& y" u& \+ G6 ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( V) F2 Z# t- E  w/ C1 V3 Kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
5 T4 f4 ]. z" |" `hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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* W. j; F( e9 i7 ], ?6 ^1 @* fThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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/ C# u2 v' M  ?+ h9 D# w& s1 C! fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
' Q* J0 w" A4 G. x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
# @6 V1 q. F& T& a2 w>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
2 e2 l! J- ]2 [0 t- Y" [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
2 N- A+ u) V/ F+ P- Z" o/ D* M>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- R6 B; @- }9 T' q+ U" Z0 U>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
/ w" e1 u: b) H5 n* v- R>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

9 k- W) g3 ?. i, g/ J" Y>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
+ \0 i4 ]! A% z- p>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, k, @  G/ H5 [! w, p" f% b/ u7 A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
  P( I5 c: |% p' @. I>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
. p% f  X' r! S& a3 @. E( f+ rA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
8 K- j* ]$ @1 @4 `3 ethat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 o$ u/ G0 z" M  c5 S( t4 Gthe newfie would l ...

' n( M  ?9 M# ~- V好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" x5 B$ Q$ p* P/ C7 P8 ]“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
" |5 ?* K5 G4 v好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ]. K: N& `: M- F1 l真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 B5 ?3 k/ ?; [; q7 c好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

/ X6 e2 C4 F, E3 o8 K2 |真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

1 |! Z8 y' x. S1 {9 K7 _全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


* u; w; i# K$ F/ Y! [) h$ z全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

7 P5 L( Q: \1 ]/ `$ s真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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4 S  i% d, k0 U别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

& G6 z, |1 m' e# Y; ~多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

9 d5 ]4 ^4 {/ i9 o1 i真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
' A' k' y: ?- B  r# c大学教胖还差不多
* U/ ]8 e  v& h0 T& S- n; G7 b她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢