Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
, }+ o$ [6 q3 |8 Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. }2 k% h/ F. D2 S, uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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  l5 E1 k2 w6 i% S The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
3 C+ F3 y& T0 ~- r6 {2 G he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
6 f0 f# Q+ j( D lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 m9 F- w* k% Q: j) B) Yask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! o* v" O; C/ D4 p( f( z: lyou pay me only $5.
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) i$ x5 h3 _/ H2 [* N/ E( v You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
6 x1 o) y2 Y8 C6 |( }5 S# d will pay you $500.
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5 o2 S2 q3 q; k0 \- Y! c) r* K( r" v& G This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! l, I4 P1 M: Nthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

# u# M8 t/ @* A0 k3 r% XThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
. O9 ]+ O6 F7 b$ `the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: p* Y4 J5 ^6 r0 u/ V' y5 QThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ _! N3 _% [# J+ glawyer.

5 d" `: v+ f4 `8 ENow, it's the newfie's turn.

, ]6 K) g  Y8 _, z/ R! FHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
' [0 G2 i" ?. B8 w) E% tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  [6 z* S) G6 s% u% sback to sleep.
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: p0 N! x3 {: J0 V  }4 ^The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
9 m4 f) |. M6 {/ I) E* w1 Z% ]wakes the newfie up and asks,
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8 _  Q+ B7 r4 q( q'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

' ~1 U# O8 ~5 x7 O( g; d! Q; r7 p7 cThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
/ G* P4 E$ R" t/ ~! z9 _and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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4 }8 ?4 U0 w8 z0 S% OLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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- B' ^8 y. ]+ \& }3 C>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
% {- k# ?4 ^" e( i, Y& K' h% c" j7 h>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
: G* k1 {2 o7 Y: V>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
0 Y+ B$ A* Y" V! O/ Q, H6 L>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
$ s6 b3 e5 E1 b7 K" u! M>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
, i5 \2 z2 R9 }. h& z>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
7 G: g7 i% O: s5 AA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: G0 W% ^+ p" ^, T2 i3 Y" wlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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/ }) E. D6 X$ x/ [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
5 p: h& k2 S% |3 t“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

) Q" B; n% V1 A2 w# s  I3 [真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 ~* s0 s4 q7 e; m4 P0 n+ z: O真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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7 O0 _1 e- O5 j( C# E别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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% m, f- j( ?1 \; |9 F9 g$ h别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

& q# ~0 |! c! P8 F$ H7 R5 ?/ @她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
  ?6 T, M, M- T6 ?6 P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 {4 f1 F9 e8 F3 m9 d: w9 N" J说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢