Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 A% c; L, m: _3 R% f& e  c2 Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 D: R0 b& }0 h6 @the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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2 t3 l1 C' q& x5 u& B The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% y0 u& E7 Q' j' m. i& `% Q; C+ G% P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 h! {" M# B2 K8 [& N$ R. z6 y lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
, ~8 I, T( T  Hyou pay me only $5.

7 M8 X% X# @' j" @8 m0 A8 N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
- f9 H; y. x' r# c( r/ Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

  B1 N3 Y( l& y2 V. NThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

& y) l8 d  C$ U6 [6 a! WNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 N: M" u( Z2 Q1 Wthree legs, and comes down with four?'

' Q8 q3 \2 y2 M3 uThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 H5 v/ i2 @1 M6 ^the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
/ U: f+ E: q" n1 T$ }3 `hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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- l  v2 W0 {' ]9 tThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
7 T: a4 n/ f. `5 e. _wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
3 T1 A/ i0 h4 ^7 H+ |- O8 e& O' icomes down with four?'

% c/ I- N4 x1 @8 a7 ?The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
  X5 |* B% J, Zand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
, I0 d" R6 |9 w1 {2 ?7 W! r7 a>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: e5 U- W7 ~, c4 _1 z/ e7 c0 h>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- Q2 [8 X) V, ?>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
7 s' _8 K4 O3 Q2 L/ C>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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. D; s! @9 i. _; j5 t>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
: D+ z( s8 q, a( i' `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 a2 \6 @# z7 {$ [! ^/ u- I. D( i>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* G" o( x0 O" V/ V! JA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
+ r1 p* D* R( N4 p4 w5 jthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- s. X) L; L) c( W“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
4 u6 N  r: Y0 w" c+ s好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


% F, i6 K9 n" t, o全盘接受一下。

0 H; T1 d& H+ l真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

5 f% S3 L1 f$ w7 Y% d$ C* t真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% o9 P. `% [4 K) Q) l: s: t4 F别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

" t4 H8 L1 P* j4 w+ G6 P# k你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

. P2 Z" r# N% t; b3 J7 E& j/ l5 t大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

) b1 c$ O. N: i: j; M; a大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 a4 S7 U% a% A# u* U她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
( K3 P* L. K0 }+ N1 l: ^2 ^她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. |( ?( A9 Z& J- p紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

# `3 [, q; @+ n& P( z说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
1 h8 `! B% ~2 k/ V! w紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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. x4 x* i1 L, L! \哈哈，你们在这开小会呢