Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 V) _1 X+ w& O( mthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
; s# V: v# O# C1 ~0 I he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ o* S: @0 Y$ m0 _) |  g lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

# ?) b, y2 Q7 ~, w% F You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
4 s0 _( z( w$ T0 ^* Q will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

$ a9 b7 I; ^+ s# XThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

+ g6 h: s: r8 K* d1 xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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0 t" F8 Y8 j; Z$ L4 V1 E, x0 dThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 ]5 C. K/ T8 m1 U* r9 W% }references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% C& U6 L/ M3 I% c$ B1 o9 i* M: g! sof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
9 i( g% \: i. mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
, e# B7 _0 q; d2 n+ W9 [0 wback to sleep.
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/ k9 r" M" @7 qThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
6 u; c* o- |$ v5 r. g- n* z, c! Zwakes the newfie up and asks,
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' A7 ]+ ?# I$ g/ {'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

' Q2 [) N; a  V" `! FThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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4 w: s3 t8 C1 |, q1 J5 E* r. Z5 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
% D6 l$ n% o7 J/ q8 W# |( |>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 w5 ^3 G$ L$ I; J2 x>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
! D1 W9 J) }( b>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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, T) j8 U4 s8 t; g>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" n" p9 q8 q" c* p4 \2 d>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
$ @2 q$ p- f" T! C; T4 l- r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
# R+ D) f# c- a7 t7 |& j& l/ _$ M>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
* U% z: B$ e; ?7 u9 q' M>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; Z9 b& W2 p6 U: C4 v( m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
5 N2 W. z8 t+ {6 }( h$ S/ Y* x" I>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: V" r: k# e4 F/ V, qA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# r" l. s/ c$ `$ v& A4 along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
' y9 F  E: s# }$ L) \( ethe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
0 e/ c# J; a0 ^# f9 Z6 @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
* h8 Z! [; I8 ^! }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* g6 G) X) O  R- D" c' ^加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

' E8 L& k# c! L$ y( ~真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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- @/ x0 k" n1 p) G- ^9 l; L5 r) W好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
+ ?5 m( L  z1 D* E" r0 }2 X( l好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

1 @( F% o: f; {' P: i4 r全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

5 D: `8 k3 ], Y& o- U, i0 X真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 L; ]: Q: B) L" F; G3 A* q" `多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

; R3 O6 p6 \1 \3 w9 R4 i真博学，偶像啊。

% R( I. C3 i0 d7 E大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

6 j6 C( m& T6 T  t她是大学教瘦？
7 C6 i3 ?9 A3 _( P6 @1 S' Z大学教胖还差不多
; j# u7 r7 j! P1 u4 }2 @她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ _6 t9 G0 z! K说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& m1 e9 x8 N% g/ G! f) Q紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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/ F* G* J/ K1 r6 ~- ]; {) ^1 w哈哈，你们在这开小会呢