Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 v5 E6 @" |) I* P) X; l9 i/ Klong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
  l$ I7 g; p6 V' b6 u0 ~( \, fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 ^( s0 F$ q" ~6 P( {ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
; ]4 Z& R4 ]2 [you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* p/ V! I3 e" P6 G0 J6 e$ ?) s will pay you $500.

" ]( z. l- E9 I0 L% t" D! ^1 b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; W  ~4 E# D. Ythe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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) ^! j  b" s% T/ q, |; vThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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+ ^0 [8 S: H! c+ v$ yNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

/ g. C( t+ i: r3 P# oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
+ \+ x% H, W* Q/ @$ i! C( A; sback to sleep.
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! g" o( H, a  z: v# JThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

% n0 c( E6 @/ [& U: m, d>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  \) e% l1 z9 M$ u- N1 y>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% u4 `% ?! I# u# F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 n0 @1 P6 s4 o, A0 k+ O& b* J. }>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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$ i" s8 l/ P" l5 B7 R- L: _>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" Q& N1 U/ P1 `- _6 Z- V& U+ F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
1 u  o) W2 H) |% L4 A9 |>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) J- z! V; \) F( R8 E. l>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

4 ?& m+ I7 m) T% \5 V; f>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
" L: y1 C( F/ eA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
0 F0 v2 |8 t1 h! w( j! rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 L2 {# B# B, }: E; ^. athe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! e7 e& R) J/ S/ K0 m1 k  M“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ A' S2 l6 M& p7 o, w5 ?, N+ T& X7 R+ t加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

7 a' [+ l7 v* L0 W- f* m6 k" J: W真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 g# |9 `$ C8 i好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& @' ]* N! o8 `6 s真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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7 |7 o8 A7 ?* E8 d; r% L真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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/ i$ t& B8 Y) B4 p1 h- m  V全盘接受一下。

* e1 x& @6 f: N' t% T* [& ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- p9 ?1 v) M5 {( z3 c1 A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

  R! n& {1 m9 H$ d; L/ q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

, ^/ n1 i3 s% E' K" p4 t; @4 u, ^( _大学教授哦，能不剥削？

; q" _0 }6 j9 G& m, Q; I6 I她是大学教瘦？
- j: c9 [' f0 h/ Y- i5 I( Q大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* O* \. I0 S* {  i3 N- P7 o紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢