Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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! D$ J1 [9 c- ?; q! e' y The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
9 \2 ~# T6 L. L+ fask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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: W* R6 i* t- E+ qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
5 n% u& v, Q6 L/ x5 i) C+ W8 q1 Bpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
, o5 m, H$ h8 q+ @' V3 a' Hlawyer.
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. W8 P" t  X( _* CNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: c8 S7 w9 V# {" Z# Jthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
( G* m3 ?% I( Y: N  h. s; Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
4 J( ~. ]$ |: x0 h0 \' xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

; E# x2 w+ p" s- v& JThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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; z0 ]! E" o. Z. X5 w- QLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

/ \% T5 j* C8 J3 J% ]>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
6 b3 \  s% h( a$ |$ Q4 P1 F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' m2 _$ L( P7 A% K  S' Z1 l1 |! r9 p>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& r$ S0 |/ }" k, v4 x8 K6 t>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 H$ ~, r2 ]& p0 N! N9 r2 ~+ H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
1 @/ S( ?, Z; w5 d$ oA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% Y+ N% t* ~& k' [; Ylong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* g$ |* M, [2 `& F2 B9 l" q. dthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
3 P; m1 k4 w: Y$ F7 K“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
- ]! E* I' X8 `" w: }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
; A1 [8 Z0 o4 V5 r- ]加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" J7 S/ x: n6 S# Q; m“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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# T' p* r% [6 _+ u全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

) ^* \8 n0 Q/ p真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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  n3 ~) N  s9 T$ f真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



! t3 |3 X7 j0 F别把我往坏路上领啊。

( l2 ~3 C8 X' y% Z6 e* g1 d) W; h4 Q你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 P" Z3 J' t1 g  D: j6 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
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她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

" r2 L0 \; t  _. g  a! a4 Z( `说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& j: f& j6 e6 }哈哈，你们在这开小会呢