Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
$ `( x9 J: f; c8 c" w, X  s5 s; Glong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
1 f( }- Z2 X" K  i; Qthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
5 e. j: i; e, w3 a% L The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
4 H9 A7 m- H- _5 | lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
. K) B0 v9 O, O8 @) {7 |$ {+ Mask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  O1 X% L4 c8 ^3 v* Dyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

% [8 G& a1 x9 ~/ Q0 Q* q/ K This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
* B5 b' l! [$ l* v+ qthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

2 ^: h' `: m& M% x1 Q2 K; ZThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
0 Z2 Y7 X" g! p, |the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

1 C) \) A. J, V% H* `The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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# q/ f1 O/ z( C0 X4 u* T$ I  hThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" [+ i$ Y0 b( \2 oreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
0 q5 ^" m& g  d  Wthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
' b/ X1 Z& W/ A- @$ xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
1 K# B) X! u: H4 Z7 ]: Rhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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( T4 ~& {- ~3 A, [  ]The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

6 e7 I6 D5 _/ Q  V'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
# A: G: L& F2 T& W. a* H; N. \comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
1 h5 S) R2 ~- g4 o: {) t7 C) a# S5 c>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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. v1 }& D1 G8 R/ z! ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 ^" ~4 A* X  M. o! S9 k>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; p0 _7 ?$ _5 G4 @" u>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

% U. d: M8 Y& b: ^: ~9 ?% O( a>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 ~( k7 f  N; N& E8 H2 [* o: @9 x>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
& i1 r4 b; C1 Y- \( ]1 I) t- Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# g. p) p* j$ e* w& `that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

: _# u  W+ i- w6 e3 R% @  O好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 t2 L1 U9 \9 T* z“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 o7 `; ]* V; g4 V加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 D: s% V$ h$ l; |真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! ~& C4 e( ~. C6 ]- S好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

; n; o' W# k5 J1 @& R+ Z$ q1 J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


  I+ l# |4 d. X$ n" z全盘接受一下。

( v- h. \" E) v5 R$ i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) P+ x7 [+ z4 b& V% g! y6 H% _真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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# e% [$ T% o7 Q# M6 I" B4 N别把我往坏路上领啊。

& A# {; c, i* ]0 h6 Q; A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% e$ S; s: A4 l. G多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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+ {4 r4 ?% O$ I- s6 A) P( V真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

8 D# }4 Y9 l3 U1 N$ I. l+ P她是大学教瘦？
0 L$ M' K4 W4 `( ~9 h* ?大学教胖还差不多
, x7 T/ y1 O7 N2 G# T- h& b" Z她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ n" ^" ~% i: c* }/ m紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢