Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 V) w8 c' o. G9 xlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
! u4 K" v% L& Y( p% gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 Q8 D' r* p) fthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; J* b' P3 x, _3 M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
0 n5 P( J5 A8 j+ S4 U; ~, c lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& F5 L' m, ]6 c' Q% V& \ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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# }& H  }* Y* E, f8 a You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
* i; e0 p1 }5 E# j9 E, X9 W" L will pay you $500.

6 \) t, P. M# v$ G4 b This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 ]4 a" D% ^0 j0 i% F6 V8 g0 L8 cthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

. X1 F7 d: X% P1 t# T) P2 KThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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8 S, x* m1 B6 ^' J( WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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  j2 }: W/ O3 i4 ~Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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" p* h  `+ J* f  ]& m# U/ _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
: T6 B# {! `; P& l) sthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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. H+ }4 ], N5 G) [# ZThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
3 D; x, v: n8 r. g+ f) N0 A1 Areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) B! {* Z1 G5 R5 Y; Oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! f7 |+ B- w( U* }hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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+ e' p; c# V3 ^$ u& I2 o& mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

# u4 w& {; d8 f* p- k4 T8 J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
5 E4 Z* v/ }* pcomes down with four?'

2 R2 O+ A" b3 {" o; SThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
! }% Y* g4 [4 C0 z6 {and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ Y, u* F4 C, X>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
1 `% n! R. ~2 v>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
7 X8 Q. I/ p) L  T* O1 E* O4 M>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

3 Y7 R  C% c% t1 w>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' [7 F1 @2 @% J9 I4 H>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
+ p. G$ m  E0 t1 S; U>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

8 w7 S$ E# U* z>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
9 R$ s# B2 \6 P, j3 \>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
) T; C* ?; c( R9 V0 a2 D) Cthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
7 r/ e: m6 Q( q/ Mthe newfie would l ...

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( j' ]) u" P. j) n+ w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 N7 E& K/ o# T9 w9 A加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% ^$ V2 T  F6 x+ C& S! }真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, J2 u9 O4 e2 O5 u  y6 U6 k' c# M好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

! }2 h3 p' l! m- `8 F; z' U7 D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 s) u+ ^: M8 a) R4 }+ P8 ]别把我往坏路上领啊。

& Z  |8 _" I. e. W9 k你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

2 @, {5 ^9 }1 Y* N4 s真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

" b  D8 P! A# n6 C" T, r0 Y7 W她是大学教瘦？
: ]1 y$ X' v0 l4 T' P0 ~4 s大学教胖还差不多
1 Y2 {( A+ B, j$ C! F7 e她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
* t1 Z, k4 ^& T' N1 D$ O- J紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- Y0 E  s( B; a5 t& J8 _+ ?" t: s哈哈，你们在这开小会呢