Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
# Y, \- U4 M% kthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 e8 \5 v7 b) K, {8 y' athe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& V* i" G  H; X  v5 w9 f2 p" p7 { he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
; ^+ J5 `3 @3 z! S, C9 Uask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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: j% D( I  J5 ^" N& N You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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9 t' \/ C9 l8 c- @6 JThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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4 [# O5 g% ^" h% k# R- a  xNow, it's the newfie's turn.

  D( t/ @. m6 ^8 fHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
9 i6 }9 ?3 k4 dreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
& F1 }& z' ~- r% _the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
; g  d. E. Y" ]# B+ xof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

7 f! P# n& f4 N- ^3 b  H3 e5 {  uThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
: E% U4 E$ y2 F  G5 gwakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
+ c, A1 l1 u+ U6 S( @9 c# qcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

2 f- P" v( }" X; yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

2 k: x# w' e7 p" i0 a>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
  D$ ~- l- E) O* |>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 I7 K, B. ~7 f* o0 {+ {>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 B# S" k6 V  S1 L1 ]+ n' |>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
& h# P+ j8 `4 h1 }" i; f>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
' d1 T' U6 Y% b- M8 z' X6 m>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  f6 X5 u, e8 P; v& K) Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
8 F) h3 N9 `$ b5 hthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ b/ H) F/ c5 d/ M! @) \5 K7 Q1 |+ a7 k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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! W; G' x) {4 E! d8 h7 Y5 F  J好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ X) J! {7 e9 `. W" k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, a& ]/ Q/ }$ Q/ X0 N/ N好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

+ q$ D' I& o' }% X真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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0 \* t3 J1 F1 t7 v! x5 s! M真聪明，偶像啊

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0 V% H  e2 f" _6 L9 I全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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! ~1 Z8 x# j; Q/ Q/ S) r+ Z* t全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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. ~* K( Q% z" y$ P1 \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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0 v8 t* C: ?  J1 F0 L别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



8 y* @0 ?5 t  a5 @% `- O) u别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
5 ?: B+ Q! D- [( N/ ~! G3 U加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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5 b; D; d5 z: q3 x5 L真博学，偶像啊。

0 V7 K$ F. i: P$ |1 [大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

) x; V: w7 g, J3 z/ s0 R她是大学教瘦？
% ?: i. I8 K' F9 K8 n大学教胖还差不多
7 V3 r' G9 ]0 t6 e7 X7 G! [她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! d2 Q% Q/ k8 t" P, ]3 f说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! y* e0 ~; z/ z/ X' J$ C紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢