Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* `4 k' h" L5 m$ Lthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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0 D6 L$ I6 f% D$ `: R The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 T8 Q) U- A8 A9 {1 e7 x* vask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
2 p9 B) ^% t/ F5 W# I% N will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

( p, I- S7 I9 [" ^4 V, ]. `+ @The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
( X- i4 z% _% N6 K6 M+ Xpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
3 H# ~6 d! F: S! _lawyer.

2 ^( g" O/ t$ J! k8 |5 k! ANow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
+ q5 N; }  u5 Z% Y7 [+ Qthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  O) _: ]8 \4 ^2 T8 \6 kreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& Y, q  A1 N, i/ Z$ a2 w  p7 a6 Lof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! v2 L0 w% R3 x: q/ l- Mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
" _! E0 K& l+ [1 a& ?) kwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& z* U; C6 O: e  ]9 t% rcomes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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9 [, b7 f/ T  c3 |, Y9 f" N  F# vLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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& }+ X, _" Q) F>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
' P0 y8 h1 V' p1 M$ H, E' n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  a4 }6 h9 q: C$ C( n% ^: [5 S, `>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
' z/ v6 ?7 P8 _4 A/ O) c>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- }7 ~  }+ ^! g+ q3 N, d' M>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
) s# @) y7 X6 {# W>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
$ j0 k3 [# ?. {9 j% |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
1 \& R1 z& l# o$ U>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 K# ^4 e5 Z# H* h9 M! [6 V* _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% t! l  a  F, ~; |! k$ Olong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 u4 a6 p( d' Z2 v2 b0 o/ Pthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 N1 }+ [3 z8 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 P6 P! s% o% O- z5 ~' s加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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3 }- M% y0 k; |' J% {全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# \! p3 u. H2 A8 v* T- @  |& \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

! {6 L" X1 ~  ]" r1 z; X; [你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 T6 I' k( h4 ~& _( B. s多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

; {! `7 `( L" m! q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
8 l+ ~, J" U: ~大学教胖还差不多
/ \. F+ l# \4 G) e/ z2 l她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
. ~0 C0 c2 |* Q! w8 T紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

' o0 @6 c( j4 j6 f4 b! d说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: [7 `3 B; r9 \% Z8 z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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& O+ F* V, I5 A! k哈哈，你们在这开小会呢