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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
# E% z- H2 \7 N2 ]4 P he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The0 Z4 N  i" l4 L- a) D5 c$ t) H) V: H
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I6 v+ r5 O1 [! I1 O" x
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,( o# l; i" t4 `- X7 k% M" j7 Z
you pay me only $5. - w9 U  ^) X1 I% O3 s
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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This catches the newfie's attention and to keep4 b6 g2 G; ?; d) M9 u
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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2 j" a1 s& n  C, j/ {1 OThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- M( i# h  O/ V* z( _pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.0 R7 [+ |9 u4 M5 l/ m# }, F7 i

! h; ]- d5 X% Z& T) _He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
3 t2 ~2 M, N) w- S0 Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
5 n7 ^( Z% Y4 O( a) areferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all- K2 X0 z$ X- D5 G
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
3 c8 U2 m8 m; K6 P4 P) q' I# fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& ]& D4 s* S& R9 B3 hhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right' U: E& G! X% V7 {. e
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He( x: s# [" b. i* f- _6 T
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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, m( w3 m* z0 r4 e'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and& W" X5 ^9 g/ Y5 f
comes down with four?'
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) d5 L/ u/ _9 l  M* A  c" rThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5. H- g( C% t" n8 T) C7 s8 ^
and goes back to sleep.
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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!5 P( E) W$ U# y) Q/ z7 B- h

5 ]! j( l  b& g+ I+ c& {9 ?2 B" FLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason ! [; {1 ^9 B: t; R+ s& u
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the - v5 S3 c* Y9 d# r; l% C, Q& X/ w1 S
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
3 H* z8 P" h4 q! V>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct: `4 [6 ~0 u9 r# z2 M/ D

0 `3 l: j3 ]# i4 o2 r! @- A, ~3 b>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research 7 Z) e) S0 l$ z' H6 m
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
  n4 C- }. K4 M/ @>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more ! g2 l# ]. a* \- V6 i
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
  r* }* S+ x7 j% Z  D. V>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three& P7 y  Q  k( S  N% E

0 j% y! C3 M+ `+ ]* s4 X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 t7 `2 d& V: L>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
' Y3 D6 t$ U# T2 w5 \7 w' X$ u# ~# `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 / c4 K* j7 Z9 l3 o9 @% X
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if; |# o; p7 f% ]+ W
the newfie would l ...

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6 a1 {7 V! E+ K好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:
$ c9 Z( \- [1 _) e“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,  G7 H* h( D$ W1 x
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 + e- Z/ J4 n+ Y4 Q
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, x! ~! \& c5 n% F& b好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:( j' T) |$ |# T' _0 u/ E8 `
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,' v$ S8 A$ U" ~5 j
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

3 G- l- X# s! }4 b1 l* k真聪明,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表 0 V- u) ?7 f+ _# ]# V
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真聪明,偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表 % z7 d* s" Y8 ]$ k8 M3 Y+ O- r3 Q& [

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1 m4 s! {& |  R/ [  A全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 ( B3 m0 t/ }2 o$ e1 w% Z

  y& ?6 \! A- v1 q- I, X) [真虚怀若谷,偶像啊

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. k. j1 F; \' j5 z别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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, b$ x7 |$ q/ u# c别把我往坏路上领啊。

% H1 N% N1 E: G你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# @4 V$ }4 A& h: A6 |加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学,偶像啊。

& ]' ]2 Z, r4 F$ T4 J+ e' R大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 * T3 _9 {2 O2 O4 {3 a$ ^$ K
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?

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大学教胖还差不多 $ `5 O7 a; A5 e
她是NIBBLER(刚学来的,我同事居然说我也是
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
) y0 ~+ J! P4 ]紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
5 i, y* N1 E2 Z: ~紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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