Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
- H* c& }4 r! Athat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 J, a0 R, M  a3 W* B" Q1 Ythe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: h! A5 w$ O4 \' Gyou pay me only $5.
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- e# T& {2 U; p) M7 J5 o You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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: `/ r. w2 W1 _/ o" G& I4 h: O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
" [, c# J! a1 ^; bthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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6 C: m" l4 U. ?- aNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
7 ^% b% k9 _1 j5 @7 F5 g3 othree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, R! D, V: D# khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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2 k  x" |$ C2 B: t) z3 ~" K& p'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
& f, V) N, O& B5 L% gcomes down with four?'

0 b3 o0 M, ]4 o9 x" TThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
( H% O6 M, O, p: G( c>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
$ J7 \. T3 G$ n>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- [6 P' ^: u. O>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
, P4 c# [1 A4 a5 W, E>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

" L5 `3 E. ^) r! U>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
- C7 B' B1 P- |/ {1 t; ?- r2 e) {3 f. {/ o>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, G1 \7 `: m' Y9 |>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
* b( n0 Y6 O& p! W- z0 x) tA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: h$ ^% D- H5 V) Othat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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1 u3 ]6 Z* Y' s9 M9 {好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: ?% a% `$ K  Z( D, [8 ^' q) i“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ c" R" L; i7 }5 P# x3 w- m: a! m好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
& S4 ~2 n) t5 Y: F) Q- J6 K加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

6 y7 y6 b; P  t# H* B: ^2 ]真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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% n+ x( [7 J* s7 E- b. @好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
/ l  l! B3 L8 s. |% A( X“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 Q0 |; J7 ^; Q  }好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

# A+ C. G, W2 d6 q% Y+ a5 Z  I; H1 `真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, |" K4 [- B4 r4 ]) S加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! Q- e) _/ u- ]/ \多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

/ Y. [3 |, o! U8 J- x大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

% R2 q, n6 D$ s' A" D大学教授哦，能不剥削？

5 \' A; M0 T) X她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ ~; h5 x- s/ v1 x4 [3 h, c% G紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. i! U6 p7 B. U" _& c说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 W- K- \* _6 p/ m; b9 ^- b紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢