Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
! l7 S4 }; w+ Y! K1 n& l2 w( Slong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
% M0 \* B1 N+ B: o; `4 b* bthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
8 O. e7 a( s( W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
' d7 Q3 v3 R: E* [5 j. Oyou pay me only $5.

1 J& w  w/ i* Q+ P  _ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

* ~1 D. U6 L- P3 m2 m0 e This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
% \+ q- f% p. Y& O. Pthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

6 S8 {6 ^; Z1 y1 e5 vThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
2 t6 B6 i% U+ p1 E) c& f# J: Fthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

: m$ p9 ^+ R. D* s. Z* [The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
' v$ q7 A! l9 }7 qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
' V- s4 {# B% r3 v8 H" E$ Y7 b* Vlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
; {( w2 x5 n; _! `* C% e* o0 v9 Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
" v# S7 ?+ j; r, j$ |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  P! t, d. B% m$ p) l+ [  `the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
& w* S1 F3 E. x; L4 c$ ?1 Ghands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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4 ^$ k& X& `4 I5 OThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
* f/ Q  P% {- j3 i% R) owakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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3 `" f9 v  \+ A4 u) h& n0 ]4 s3 E% X( GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!
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+ D$ j$ D" _5 P) tLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
) S  e5 `% m( V9 i4 G>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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' w( O. p# f; N2 G/ v>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
( e0 i$ }2 [3 f) i. p4 j0 L0 }) `>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
& k' }# h! j& L5 R0 o>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

' h1 Z, x, }) _& v>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, j" z% G7 P+ A% I: z, F5 Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
; [+ T6 P" W8 X) a9 o>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( |; n$ a/ S  p# I) h3 iA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ o6 D1 C8 I3 N8 U9 w* n) H$ a7 Hthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
: E6 H2 i. h6 L( u2 o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

* f1 Z% U6 y3 W% ]真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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4 [, z- Y/ W1 E+ W8 F! f/ M4 m好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
5 |. j4 T5 B) w' S; a好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

2 H- S/ ]; }) Z2 z* P: z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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8 ^* W" I2 u0 c/ D- f全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

, c! x3 U, u" L  ~* I/ T! j. v真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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# t* I% s& P+ G0 V别把我往坏路上领啊。

9 z- z6 k& ]- N+ b& b你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

# u1 u9 |7 S9 G; q$ H5 g9 v多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% D) D6 b) w# E# ^. q4 r' d5 O  y真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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- y4 D; `2 R1 ?. B大学教授哦，能不剥削？

! S* r2 j- {: l& r- b0 k她是大学教瘦？
1 r% J) U4 g1 x( s2 ?大学教胖还差不多
0 H' I; |: U+ S4 l: j她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 W6 l3 }) w+ s* ^( Y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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* n6 i/ k; x' k+ ]哈哈，你们在这开小会呢