Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
: _6 I5 J( s& Y; z) @& nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 o( b3 j. Y! z7 e. ~3 Tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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) ?, l1 z  b+ l+ O+ A The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
' p* V0 n# a( O3 m' y4 O  a lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
2 K/ j+ c0 G4 ^* P% G7 pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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+ p7 G1 F1 F8 k' U This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
; Z% X( @: m. a# [" ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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8 z- C2 K/ q6 v7 T) K# H5 fThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
" B" n. }' l3 S# f  {pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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& v" w) J) ^1 eNow, it's the newfie's turn.

  f' J' C. S6 j4 B: VHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
. Z7 L  c# W8 M3 y& ?+ C; I6 Q' wthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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2 |8 ^: u4 {8 D6 H, ?; {The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
  X* u$ l" k1 _0 r5 d3 ~the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
7 S2 [; l& j7 |2 }0 oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
& j! X/ m% D4 W2 _& {& kback to sleep.
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. u3 P/ u; `1 B9 v; G( a1 zThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
/ [3 T; I# `5 J; bwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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) E! l5 Q) n/ s- l' l>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& c5 ^7 u, Z1 D' ]# I>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
8 ~$ L$ @. S, o+ y$ q2 l>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

; E+ K6 P4 T. o! r7 _; v/ N/ h/ ]: c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% `* \5 V; w; J" Y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
/ R$ Z# P* ?5 p4 [( \A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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* D# |; p7 Z6 X$ t+ p好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& U8 m+ z9 N' X) D: F- k+ H好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* a+ Q/ E2 p; Q7 S2 S' d' \加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  ~$ G4 M9 ?6 O" v6 N  P真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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3 w* ?; j4 w3 y# E' C好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 L& [3 c8 i# n5 w( \“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

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眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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  X0 E. ]9 b) y/ _真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

8 O6 h: \* f# j6 i/ F: ]" Z' D真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

) A0 e/ e$ o( m1 {' V真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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( X/ @( ~0 g  L  u1 B别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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0 c* F, P# P2 b- q# X大学教授哦，能不剥削？

$ M! m. m! n- B4 e5 A她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

: w% t' K7 n% b4 |8 c哈哈，你们在这开小会呢