Newfie Joke

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 10:58

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: r& |0 k$ B. ~: Zthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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- @, u6 U# Q' H: n' e+ \3 [2 {% j The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
9 p7 M$ j2 I. W5 X5 X. R% T he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The# J1 q5 r/ k; i# Z8 X6 P  x
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I3 I2 z; e. ]$ J. p5 c
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,8 ]& Z9 w8 w/ @' K* m
you pay me only $5.
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( K: p3 m5 ^. k+ t% Q% _ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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. V% ]: l/ T9 x0 h$ W# G* q8 [& U This catches the newfie's attention and to keep3 Y# h  j; h; J, f, T
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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+ ?" N2 Z7 D* A1 {3 bThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's' S* P2 h+ a- }4 [
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' 4 `8 z$ N: _8 d: O& d

9 E" u8 `3 L  f/ u5 HThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his2 ~6 m( d+ j8 F5 E( r- I* |
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the- A1 T: l% {: B: V- z- G
lawyer. 7 $ ?9 {+ a/ d$ [) V0 y
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with" I# u+ T. ~; G$ `
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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, X2 x9 _/ q6 o2 l: CThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all5 {/ O0 u/ V- E" S9 d
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all" D( o0 J# P$ z
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
% C/ O& |) ~6 L* d) Fof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and  q8 d) n. q1 i. k& M# R
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' |; t  e& c& }# O: |. Sback to sleep. - S- g) @+ K0 ?! Y

! c# r8 L5 I! k3 ~1 T% mThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He: O( F) Y$ K. J
wakes the newfie up and asks, 3 m4 h6 Z. T4 W. `. C; f+ G" r
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
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! S" b2 ^/ d+ \; N0 B" ]The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 F! ]7 P- W8 i3 }2 ~
and goes back to sleep.! R" z. Q+ O% J5 m

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billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-31 13:41

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:17

so nice

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-11-2 08:50

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜 · 发表于 2008-11-13 16:33

Great

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-17 21:36

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:33

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 07:38

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 ; E. h$ L' p) r
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a/ C8 L, t- M6 S* u
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb2 V& C! E0 |4 e5 q7 }
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if) v' m) ^, d* Q+ x: @( _
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 . A/ K/ _ E# c
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 08:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表 : |8 d1 k- M: M# {- ^
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1 X3 h0 z( s, j) P好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
) B% t0 w' V W$ n& t) l% b“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
) j4 R3 b4 D# L( w好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 12:33

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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1 _" g$ K5 P# r1 e, ]7 ^真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 13:38

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:17

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表 . O# h5 M' l9 ?2 H3 E3 u- u
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-20 14:25

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:56

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
4 c' l2 P6 o1 F8 M A: K& \7 C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶 · 发表于 2008-11-20 23:57

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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4 d7 y H9 `/ {, E% Q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 11:21

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多

她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是

）

眉心眉飞 · 发表于 2008-11-21 12:41

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish · 发表于 2008-11-21 13:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
0 i* Y0 I6 P' O+ H4 m1 f紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听

，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
8 H: s* L$ D, y紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢

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