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发表于 2008-10-31 10:58 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
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the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
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lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I. i4 S; `: Y! s
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,6 A; p" h3 c! T* R
you pay me only $5. 5 L6 X+ h" z3 T: E# b3 C$ |

* Z0 g7 d- v; ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I" Z$ C0 ?. y( u
will pay you $500. ' ]8 J1 n( u( z5 i

1 T" D0 t+ R. y; w, i0 E1 _ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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+ W  ~; D& r* G9 `& qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's& [# C: q7 E8 w, E! Z: v* T: U
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his$ e  B9 W% E: l: p: Y& k
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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1 j: X* R! d9 e7 h3 n2 jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
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3 ]( G; q; X8 Y$ G& cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour# v" R7 A! n# n0 x  c% E  @/ |
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and! D2 z) w' q! L" b/ B1 s2 Z
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
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2 R5 k% N6 j: J: w  b8 iThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
+ f4 ^9 v. [- }* P0 @* b7 owakes the newfie up and asks,
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; S& V6 E$ C* h1 [) J' d'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and* q" F0 C$ G. f! o  v8 l
comes down with four?'
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+ K+ p; k, }4 R) GThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $50 Z% {6 V# I- M! c
and goes back to sleep.7 T. e5 j3 I" b

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发表于 2008-10-31 13:41 | 显示全部楼层
So funny!: s6 `1 T3 p+ L

' c( y1 X  f) y' ]9 fLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:17 | 显示全部楼层
so nice
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发表于 2008-11-2 08:50 | 显示全部楼层

Penis Study

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>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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7 e. |  A9 ^; u* E4 H9 m>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two 7 t0 P, I* x: G' z# Z4 g& x
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
  y4 n4 W& v! k8 C8 `>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
8 C8 C! F7 G  [  C. y$ C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
. x8 j; R: b4 p0 d# [>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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# n) _: i  F8 }& K>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
) j" D  i# q% V; B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
; M$ m% d/ d9 J/ B3 C7 @3 e>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more : V* u' ~7 a7 }8 q  ~, ?6 L+ d3 U  a
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released, 4 X4 o6 I2 g: l( ]* R! j
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three! d- d$ H/ q* B

3 n; ]* p& j. u- i" Y8 C7 G1 k( w>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
7 S% C2 Z- P/ B8 V, m& J>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the / S: d; e# b6 `
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand 5 I- @8 Z; |7 ?
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead
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发表于 2008-11-13 15:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-13 16:33 | 显示全部楼层
Great
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:36 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
newfie是什么意思?小声的问一句。
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:33 | 显示全部楼层
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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发表于 2008-11-20 07:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表 & G' w" K3 `, ]- B3 y' J( O9 {# v
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
; L2 z, l! ~. P: v( l. @long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& r: D0 o1 i5 M3 E$ R' Tthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# l0 i& o& z% j+ h$ Y- Ethe newfie would l ...
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$ E& r6 h+ `4 v5 k5 H; d好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:# K. Q' e8 ?/ A' l) c: V
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,. X) L6 `: Y  V1 O7 C5 O
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 3 a4 A8 O7 g( _2 m6 `$ T
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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真博学,偶像啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 08:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题:; u  ~: O- ?" N0 w
“什么东西三只脚上山,四只脚下山“,4 M- P! q4 r# q+ O( g; G6 ?
好像答案是”人“,三只脚上山,是人拄着一根拐杖上山,然后,下山的时候,手脚并用滚下来。

  J% T: _7 c$ ]3 x2 d# Y真聪明,偶像啊
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-11-20 12:33 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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* |# z0 O5 M! A# S* v) n真聪明,偶像啊
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全盘接受一下。
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发表于 2008-11-20 13:38 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。
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真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:17 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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( W; G' V/ h) ]. e真虚怀若谷,偶像啊
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* G+ m2 h( x1 C; Q别把我往坏路上领啊。
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发表于 2008-11-20 14:25 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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你已经在路上了
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:56 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表 : F7 G) a/ {/ w8 e7 r3 b
加拿大人管纽芬兰省(newfoundland)的人叫newfie.
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多谢了,我查字典都没有查出来,后来在网上搜,搜出这个意思来,觉得不可信,原来真是这个意思。
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发表于 2008-11-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表   d2 _' s3 i; |3 I# u* F5 {$ }: E

) Y' b( c# e& a, o9 i+ \真博学,偶像啊。
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大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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发表于 2008-11-21 11:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表 0 L( Z! b: K' B( k# j+ n

; W: A! s" V  s- b" l+ ~9 d0 d. G大学教授哦,能不剥削?
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她是大学教瘦?3 H& n8 C. U8 r, K" c9 ^" `
大学教胖还差不多
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发表于 2008-11-21 12:41 | 显示全部楼层
紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 ]# l% A  A+ P  B, ~5 [& S" X- R紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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说话真不动听 ,那叫卧底,无间道。
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-21 21:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! r; O& ~! w- X5 B: Q# ~紧张的四下张望,你谁呀?貌似身边被安插了特务了。
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- o. g" F. x! o哈哈,你们在这开小会呢
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