Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
# P( l2 f$ l* }. b* Nlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( L2 I/ Q5 p: f, r7 p8 M, xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
# G  d. `' c/ kthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- P" B# C; u- ?3 X" C- e* U# U lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
& V' v& y7 e% b  l+ gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% d9 s5 \2 o6 f1 _$ }you pay me only $5.
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9 h% E* y0 u" X5 {6 x You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: Y1 n7 Y- a# u. Z+ @0 b will pay you $500.
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1 D! f; r+ u" ]5 U9 j6 r9 |+ \& n+ e! F This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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- O- S& ?6 E/ i$ ?2 r" jThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

* ^& k# _/ q0 d. `6 \: CThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
1 Y6 M0 [- {5 N3 W+ Qpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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4 a, P- p( @1 A3 G. f+ nHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
- Q' `; o& E0 K# r( y( f0 }three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
! g9 ?+ V/ i$ q* p2 x  g/ |) Ireferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
' C1 H" E3 Y) w9 Y: ?hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
: \$ H9 m5 Q, t3 s9 y1 o4 C2 Gback to sleep.

( z; N# ]' c. S% l3 P7 z0 IThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
8 h& d0 V( E) h( Bwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

/ X8 V/ ~# H9 g) O! a' Q  |The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

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billzhao

So funny!

( g' k8 x! c) f9 v- L) kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
2 r5 D1 J! p2 G" H- L" ~>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
: W+ g, j3 Y; Y: p/ B>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- `0 Q. _; Z/ l8 s6 A. l+ S>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
0 {# R: q6 x, s6 J+ L4 t- b# m>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
4 B1 z. m  _7 W>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; Y& T% X+ T7 c>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
& F; z! R9 T# Y% N5 P>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
$ b7 H# j+ x0 l. y>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
3 _! F. V. F& F# K$ Z8 hA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
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the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
8 L- I; Q) t# h* {2 }* a# V  J. R) o; n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

  D3 X! }# k$ b! D8 u真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
4 W3 z! z! Q4 y2 O“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

! A) `9 [5 d  T% n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

, v3 [; o; h# q2 Y: j2 r别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



+ W$ }! }! s& E/ Y+ K% u别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, Q0 F5 `% P' C加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

/ G/ u% t1 q1 E1 Z多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

$ A5 R+ O- `( q真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
% e1 D; _4 Z3 n大学教胖还差不多
6 d4 o/ d8 c5 K# n# X7 F9 H她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢