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( k6 A8 V8 D7 l. s' Y, }( Q- J3 RDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: / p4 T1 u. C) U& V4 ~
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. ( N1 ^9 M2 Y& c" W0 _
. B1 Y- j% x8 o. ~3 F& N8 `; eWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. Z$ `% P7 O7 e% v: A% w; F T0 G
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. & L7 s" f4 D, F3 u
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' ! y5 `( P/ y0 s1 G4 u6 l* f
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. / z* l1 P; l! Z! \! f: j c
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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" |+ p" ^- E/ R3 M* LHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 4 t- \+ i% {, y8 k m
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. u: w- d5 v3 m: p( p [# B
: v+ M8 @- F! G. `Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
4 v8 I: m( T! O" z9 cHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' * k% l0 _3 ^1 \
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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