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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' * c4 ] j/ o K' Q4 B3 ]) h6 X
3 x& e. [ Q: q9 P# c$ C: x" UDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: - ?/ l0 k, `& g/ |7 I
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. % [9 T. P! N8 P* G- b) @
6 T* t# ~* Z1 r6 M* B, cYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. & `# Z2 R% t1 E" G- C8 J7 e+ k
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. , l, {- q7 f5 E$ f+ F
5 P7 o: o8 }2 w: q: r7 W$ XNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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6 n, Q) L/ B9 [9 D% j; ]% W+ KSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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5 i! V$ U+ H( W3 lLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. / D# W* }$ m7 p( n
! }3 {) z" s1 y |1 `. |He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. ( a8 R: f2 y0 d) p. E
* i, g6 ~/ I `, [% R# S& xSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 7 U" t) o0 |3 M- F Y
% I) D4 h: b* t, h3 iNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. , D0 ]( n( O$ }- K8 x8 Y
He gives up and goes back to bed. 9 m# g% H, C! f; [
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' , ^! s7 n0 c* ~7 d5 l G- P6 A! w
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' " g/ f# Z0 {: Q: i: t3 V
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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