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" o, g3 A, | _6 b+ `Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 9 a3 F8 c. z3 f' b
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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?! L& L }$ I# ]* Q1 |$ D The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 3 V l+ g& t' c
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. G. o' X" R9 C! K, U" }2 v' U
1 M1 W8 |4 K3 ~* xNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' . X9 x3 ]# L$ o, o& M2 e, u
7 c( E; d( Z3 E% p: QSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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[# B2 O- k2 o5 b: O' O/ d2 p, R6 DLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. m2 V& b5 y3 r0 s. u
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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; _/ T. A/ x% _# g! P* t, C) K( \So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 0 X' A& [# f/ k# T" c
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 3 J. |& t7 D9 t0 O0 x5 z$ t
He gives up and goes back to bed. ! q0 f. c( q% A( n
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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