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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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! m9 S! y+ @9 }6 W* v) W0 {Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. " d% S* F$ A; j; d8 s5 \: x. _
$ q; O1 ]2 W5 V, f5 N- BWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. $ y& o% [. F$ F4 n% {" j
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 1 d6 G: I2 k& X5 M" ~7 l
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. & ^8 ~) |' K" i9 y0 v
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 4 f* E8 l4 k e# W/ L8 _
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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0 d2 M5 V) q5 c2 g2 bLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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% `/ U" e, K7 }1 t1 L) yHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. / O( ?0 C3 W8 z4 h& O
7 T+ `6 @4 ~0 V) ~0 Q) e4 m) N! [Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
" t F- u# u$ E9 t( p+ nHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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( }8 i8 Q2 V9 z/ ^The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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) h5 W% H0 l$ {0 PThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' / R/ j) @- I, Z6 c- M/ z% q9 }
! u6 Q J) w! WThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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