10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
! J- i, P0 u7 _, Q2 e9 x' d" O7 J4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
% x9 ]4 a& K( Z( P: G" r- j6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
+ T9 }. z! H  I* z7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
- t- X' n; W- x- a4 q8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
' f- _; _: l. r, R$ s/ p  G10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
) Z' m9 a& Q/ |this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

9 D  ^6 [8 K0 w( |( }/ N6 FGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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# m) `( v! }" o4 v% UGrass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

% Z2 u% l! M: b+ Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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5 a: h- {# ^4 g6 Ndid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

4 G4 j& E0 C& ~$ F0 s+ I* jreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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: L1 n/ I/ K4 g  R$ `# J* jdid not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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* z2 f  t" ]% P6 v/ s2 lgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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- O7 G: V- K3 O0 R5 k$ D"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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