10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
7 x8 |( s3 Z% x  x7 U, {( |2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
. e! |0 V7 [2 B3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
: F0 `- Q, M, A  z# Oduncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
; d7 }5 Y% Q5 iDave H - Hayward CA   
# ~4 b$ B" j5 Q" e2 ]6 N$ a5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
" E% f1 A( B/ _9 n( G6 T) K" _interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
( Z$ F+ d8 g( Y4 R- X8 rthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

: }) `" V  Y$ S" {  RGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
# W7 \& D7 ]" C5 V
6 m. n; [& h& x& `Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
( S% H- p; o& b$ H1 Z1 ]( H: H, |

9 I  P0 ], \: {1 a: Dare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

- G# r, ^  ~. W, q6 C4 hgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

7 _9 U( R9 q5 R# h$ {9 T1 d' S+ Vdid not get the first one, where is the pun

4 z$ I  r, _3 s$ V  W7 \[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
! y' Z0 T' R/ i! h: H
) x# F) r' w* ^9 p! Kgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

2 p, g$ I  M5 Q8 l1 @2 O5 u) Q9 Adid not get the first one, where is the pun

" d, Y, l1 J7 M. t* f2 s6 }
5 X/ e2 \) a4 Z+ W. ?( Ureally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

& n$ q# \8 i1 u- e# @: ugrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
" Q2 u; V1 e9 J3 {
# G. I. U* q) Y$ t7 V% m. zdid not get the first one, where is the pun

7 _3 B& U$ {( {+ W8 N8 m
5 R* `% Q7 g4 U! H; ?' J' ^i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
- D' f0 b- p2 Z
4 j4 c% }: q: j: B" Vgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
3 q: X) `+ d4 t% S
did not get the first one, where is the pun

% C- ?  O: w# u6 [7 n; F3 Z# j
"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
3 _$ ]4 i: y9 M2 e# A/ `6 t( F"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
4 u8 n6 d! `& |; V" o4 k% ^9 ^
:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表


"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
" _6 L; P. U: Q
9 y0 K, W- e; n* C5 ]4 v, H:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
# R! J7 w2 c# K5 e) z$ P7 j

4 b) [2 o+ f9 b0 F/ hi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

. }) l" |9 d7 F$ B+ W

en, it hit me now

006

顶顶顶顶顶