10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
4 o: m. j) g% {/ z2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
2 {7 n4 s0 ?: M; B: V3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
6 I0 @$ k8 I/ U9 I* Q7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
) o  V0 L9 n& c; M" I9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
8 V/ a7 @, c4 ?% Q" P" ]0 O- K10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
& S/ K. ?4 _2 E; C& U$ b& wthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

  u5 \7 R# F% L" O5 h4 c$ CGrass could mena herb

' e. e- G, r- w! h% a. z& _* |are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

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白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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8 p- m- E* b  b9 V1 ?/ V2 iare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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4 J) j1 \, N2 b$ g) ]# edid not get the first one, where is the pun

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6 Q, v( l( y2 ~. r$ X; c"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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" L# W2 a. b$ C% |* I"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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5 b5 e: C+ G: y# l" B1 X% wi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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