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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." ' w+ p; N5 \, T- n
4 c% H" V& y" V% U" \8 u6 bGeorge was brokenhearted. 9 g4 |" _; q& f4 J
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After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. 7 J; Z& Q* v5 X4 x7 N! v
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
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) U. N& U1 w8 x+ X' b4 yGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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0 M% o8 h Z+ v" Y+ z+ D"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
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8 \% V& q( e5 S4 j8 i; D"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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