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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 r, n% ^% C4 Z! [1 x1 KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? % K$ d* y6 b) `$ h8 D" m, G4 t
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 ^7 [" q; e" Z- RA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." ; c8 ^' C/ C4 q2 K
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? $ H3 j. y7 S& P6 }' p, z3 u6 Q
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? " I* `2 \) [+ h0 u, u
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? ) Y. S- C/ a. v
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. , F# r+ X$ ?' K/ {& r+ N# P1 G
8 y9 ^ g) X" B' R$ j, CQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? m8 W, l: u7 A0 v- q
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 8 A2 ^9 K* W& t" r
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 P6 }: s! ~4 J7 A6 J) aQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ' j4 B: U) H+ h' z+ V: ^
A: The color. 7 @4 V% A y* K! m
0 q( k& \- K" Z5 }! G; h$ |Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 3 Z: H1 M, o& c$ A% r* _4 Z# K4 S
A: Heavy psychedelics. " T8 z* s: r( y# Z
( F$ L8 B) j# f: Q- @Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- ~5 K- g# p5 u+ G' b _A: Carry loaded weapons. ' J9 E. d3 D" \* a9 x. D& D, m& k
; g* a1 B- C" o6 g9 @6 e# F1 [Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- l+ l9 L2 z% ]- l% v# o6 LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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