Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

1 j) b' n% Q% t4 Z! KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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- H  I9 t. f' {+ @  \Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' m% m; A" S, qA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

. K5 L6 F0 _( J$ K$ v  }; rQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  h' b1 f7 Y  h) S" }7 n, Y: p" WA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" ?6 O2 W$ t7 R5 \$ p, HA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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" T) o3 `' A! f' u! |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 M) N/ Y% R* R& yA: The color.

+ \7 L# p9 a3 c% M0 @Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& l  h. f4 o' s, xA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- y. M4 Y- ]; C- OA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: ~: V+ B$ X& _) Y/ |A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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