Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! H% g+ d5 R/ _A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
& g* g$ m; o' mA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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0 S0 M3 D' S. Q! YQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' f! k# E7 A* }0 `( e+ T& O/ \' LA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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8 B& Q/ w- S+ q" u$ Q5 c9 XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
* c1 Q3 o* P# a9 e" P6 cA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

; f& V3 f  H" D4 O$ Z' N6 fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
/ H5 q* K6 c$ M/ ]% w+ i8 M7 vA: The color.
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* V. i0 `0 w- P6 N" x) uQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
( J+ f9 O4 W  s% s0 KA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
# K: h. |$ j$ P6 r7 ]$ ]- W( UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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