Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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! h3 \3 m$ ?( l0 S: qQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
6 I$ ]6 X. v% ]# f+ h6 N1 n% q3 yA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& t2 H3 s  a- G3 x3 c5 Y2 S4 WA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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( |% A# \" s6 K7 T7 `- JQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
" l. N$ D2 H# P7 {* u: @9 LA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

. W, h/ j7 ?- Y1 h; s+ iQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

6 q# T1 b) ?2 e; |2 a9 a8 t4 sQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
; ]' D" @9 ?4 v, J5 U7 XA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

/ m' Z7 Q! v" G! i1 h) K* N2 j/ iQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ O& B% [/ O8 A* }9 ^A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) i% U* W9 b4 h$ E; j$ b4 {A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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