Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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2 r, n% ^% C4 Z! [1 x1 KQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
2 ^7 [" q; e" Z- RA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

8 y9 ^  g) X" B' R$ j, CQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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4 P6 }: s! ~4 J7 A6 J) aQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

0 q( k& \- K" Z5 }! G; h$ |Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

( F$ L8 B) j# f: Q- @Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
- ~5 K- g# p5 u+ G' b  _A: Carry loaded weapons.

; g* a1 B- C" o6 g9 @6 e# F1 [Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
- l+ l9 L2 z% ]- l% v# o6 LA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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