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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? / b2 x) a  N' U1 F, f1 H7 n
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. $ A- D8 @. G  S( w1 S; P) W& @: I

  z4 v. p7 Q9 a% O2 }1 r8 R3 kQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
9 e/ l2 D9 r2 s9 {# ~6 M' fA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
- b3 Z: g. h  s/ Q, PA: Your car.
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- M3 O" @! N. C9 @Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 M+ I1 t: Z! ^9 f) m4 X) QA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
1 H0 j; ^) h8 f% C5 h2 ?5 qA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? - }0 E/ @5 E0 b. H0 N+ E
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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) ^( O% E3 z. Z2 a7 B: l& O% n9 J% D- xQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 6 I$ [' W4 m& a  n. ~6 r
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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& _' d& X$ V' |, T! q1 xQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
( ?4 T) V4 I. w/ OA: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? & y% c4 |  j' G' J
A: Heavy psychedelics. / h, r" a  y& S! i- `
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ w- z) [9 j9 H% i/ r% p3 S) t4 e6 WA: Carry loaded weapons. 0 E& ?, Q/ x3 g* a. x; X% M& I+ B
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
  I0 v8 h% l* u. b% ]7 X* ]A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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