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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. + Q$ x# v- b, U( B
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
! H- o. E( z5 y5 W2 c( sA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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! L, o0 e$ ^( m, t3 \+ a0 bQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
' s% Y& k* _7 oA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." # l* k5 C. ^3 ?" p8 l$ o+ n, o
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
: E+ c4 H* Z8 v# T+ @A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? # g! T: w* _0 L) G1 l
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. 7 W1 O( z2 {' k$ X% D, G
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
, l2 z& }4 i9 n! D1 W" N& J2 ~9 l4 YA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 4 K# R7 h; O; Y6 \0 l+ @# q8 {
( G. ?( F9 e* O+ l* J0 P% K mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
3 ]* R9 r1 r8 \$ A( {A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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- \+ `( R8 |8 O7 d4 C1 X( XQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
8 F: w) D0 R3 U1 v1 |/ ?# e4 NA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. m; q& E% @* d1 ]% M1 b3 f# V% [
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; a. N5 @+ w! h/ k3 O9 I; EA: The color. : V/ m3 f; x7 e* h I
/ v$ n5 d, u5 O9 r$ W3 z f4 HQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? " b: n* N. R6 v& \& r; t$ V
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
/ c, K( z" p' I6 s/ e# M& `5 BA: Carry loaded weapons.
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A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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