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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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4 [; u8 r0 Z/ K) @1 J8 [0 }Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 9 i0 {5 T; l% f% e9 {
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 1 D2 w2 T( I7 [- i& [3 S
# M; E/ [$ A* }0 Z) tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 4 C9 ?9 l6 m$ G, G; p8 h
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 E, Y0 u7 x! G
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? + ~# n" X) k6 Y5 y$ U- N u
A: Your car. 8 Z2 }5 J9 \( z! j
# n* \, h- s( p/ ^+ ]* P2 wQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? 7 U; ^: b `5 I6 g9 M2 h
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
+ \+ H. ^- ?/ ]7 ]. pA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 3 ?8 S% {2 x3 T6 P; F1 z7 l
. H& z2 L& I: p+ y( S/ SQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
: g4 z3 n+ K/ u6 a. a5 qA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. ) s, r' ^ B0 O( Z- T
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? , H8 B- d7 O' v
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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5 i1 t O6 M D# [0 SQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
2 X! h3 `$ n5 G3 nA: The color.
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4 a6 o/ `* f1 l1 m( SQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? , s$ x8 h1 }; E! S9 c' z
A: Heavy psychedelics. , {# c% y8 T# O
( g6 Z5 j* l0 _2 I x. ZQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? ) n) Z- V, {# w; j/ r! w- M5 p* S5 G
A: Carry loaded weapons. p! h+ ]# I: ~! T5 d
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
" |" B: h4 W6 v" B: IA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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