Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

5 L( b- B2 A3 W1 }Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

0 [' ]. R, W* Y7 t7 Q, GQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
3 P+ X# ?2 @3 D3 wA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
8 e0 b. T8 o# v: m: MA: Your car.

+ w% l+ s8 O: v4 g% jQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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  S/ ~0 D, I( C  w% ^Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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" V/ J2 ^/ P) n/ {Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
' F# E" S$ ]7 C5 u' q; o7 _4 C5 \A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
+ K7 U, R6 [& }; y3 iA: Carry loaded weapons.

* S6 [- c% ~7 o+ r+ m( [: B* P0 qQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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