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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
7 T* M$ ^' B O; D( g& ^原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 . o& {8 ~0 O* C6 A; x( i X
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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# [$ e! p/ C% N 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" {: g+ q# I8 P: s* U9 f7 R5 {- [
* l) V5 g! z+ d One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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+ B: o3 M) J+ p; ~+ q; m9 w! T* n 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。8 S8 [, O- Z6 i3 I$ k9 w
& G5 Y$ T; K& t8 | Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.0 S/ X6 E/ N% r. u/ \
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。! w) t$ i; N. n; p0 U
' G( i# y8 s y/ ` Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。) D+ j2 |6 ]7 V9 K: `+ M
& b6 O2 B; e' i9 n4 |' D' M! N: ^$ H' | Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.1 F) _ j5 ?: I, D
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。" y3 ]# c6 _. F' [
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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) h% y- O. u+ O* J 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。# k' [, S- t" |( U
$ Y5 M+ ?, G8 N& s$ D9 B* ? Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。 b' i5 N' @) {
0 v. g+ |7 |- |' {- B2 I0 y Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.& R$ U I X, j( W. A8 g
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。# A( h9 ? g( R) q7 L |6 L2 i1 B
) k- L5 Q+ l; K+ @6 a Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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, q9 Y! X4 }" |% ? 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children." a8 G! K- w/ Y$ U: `
' Y& P) b# |1 |5 p5 X 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。& [$ e+ D( a. ]# i
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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3 |9 n2 T# r% ?/ U# V2 v “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。- P" b& J- O W+ B! Z
" p( v: y4 O- H1 p- m* v4 G There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。6 v" `! o. n. ?( J; [6 B3 C/ c% F
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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* A4 D- `# I1 i1 L ` 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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" a4 p+ S7 }+ D! H2 l- j6 E4 C “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!+ B1 K( J3 U4 b$ x( _+ f
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。, S% M8 ?6 p b3 B! A
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.0 ]2 f% P E$ g. F
( ~! Z# A4 W5 M1 Q9 T 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。0 a8 B+ b8 [+ H& Y! h
+ m# z# R4 S; y, t( _1 P! {& b When two’s company, three’s the result!
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. q1 o, O2 i3 t8 `5 r 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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% @0 G# e4 H- S A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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8 _5 h) ]8 u& ], L1 ]' P9 G, v8 H 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。6 c/ V% G0 G( E1 E! X6 u
. [/ l; `3 i/ P; {1 ^ s The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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