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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 6 J& d" Q% o; p# y( n
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 2 q5 z% f' U8 `. w( I/ {
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.+ @6 d) m+ M$ C6 m0 Q* a6 |
) d) I/ m& ~+ c$ k) E5 ?1 K' m: H 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" `6 x8 L) n( V# m
9 R0 l. W$ S. `7 F One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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! p' v6 }) M% A7 M 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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4 B$ w4 B; l- o- A3 Z; ~0 q6 y0 H Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.+ `/ j! u& Z+ w) J8 q9 o3 {
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.% N% u- K0 j H4 C' K
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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3 f8 A1 l1 b) G% ?) N/ ?9 ] _9 u 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 r9 a5 l, q2 i# W
& b! J% u3 |; r u5 `5 ^- y" | Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.2 L$ o7 G% J s% F
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。3 B! P( F& {" O# h
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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, } |" {6 K9 |7 z1 ^ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。; Z' }2 f' `7 |- t
! R4 L3 A' l9 w1 a" I Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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. p& |& b6 O: V9 \+ J 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。+ v, h, T# _. z2 N2 I' K! u$ Q8 n
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.* e/ o! c8 n$ d3 b' b" [
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。5 B2 ^+ Q! U- _( S- ~
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.: R: j( K Z, H6 u w4 C9 {$ k/ d
' B3 j5 g5 @; T9 `4 Y8 T 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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$ W. R" L$ q2 O* c! i “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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* [2 k. ^& f3 ~ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。: {- [) ]/ ]- G U- G6 v
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. F% Y7 c' E! h+ I( T4 I
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。" ?) F3 `' P( p' k$ l' `
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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# y1 ?! U x, |4 } 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。; E" d( e# Y; @2 \
) A2 Z8 Y( H7 l ^$ B; H5 U, | “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.! ]; Y6 v- S2 z
; V; Y* w3 c! r. Z# u- W 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。' G$ J( s+ T. x8 H+ Z1 D v: S
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When two’s company, three’s the result!4 W3 m& V* ~+ e5 z# Q$ ]0 F/ f
# ]$ x6 Y8 q& z2 c9 A& M 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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( U) i1 e' a3 u; S/ p A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.9 \$ x$ z9 D3 E' n3 g1 o
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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$ a3 z6 W3 a7 l9 j4 K The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.& w" p- x7 R) k& c
8 N! I) y( U+ s2 N+ W$ X The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.- R0 J% R( p3 K0 H# f6 Q" N
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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