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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
. i M1 V6 x* r原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 ' P% o2 A) C& ]2 q$ _
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.# H9 b0 j: |9 [+ A4 _8 w* [
7 T6 f t. B# a% ^# E 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。# d1 I" K0 H* h; B; n1 q
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.; }: \) Z( ^4 w% H
. \0 C) v ~3 d 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.4 y$ k/ e* [- b. O+ C( a5 L
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 p4 i6 x5 x, @6 v' y% L! _. v
3 U0 ~) ?( v' Y6 {: h+ A; S0 P Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.7 m: M$ a) i q) V6 q0 p
- m n: g; I! R2 J. N# n 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。! a. j$ N/ f! q3 E8 M1 X4 o; G
" f5 Y$ d% l, G9 t$ j Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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: T' ~# X2 P. i* c3 O8 a Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。- J% B# f. s w0 \2 B2 L
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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- Q5 ?. I/ }. Y# q. x 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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# x: \, A s! T5 e( z' H Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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6 _1 x* w$ W9 Y+ v% O" R" e 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.' m- ~, q6 |! r( R p$ Z7 ]: D
% Z/ C6 {( X% u 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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! D9 i- b4 [( T6 C3 `# w m3 \) o Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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+ ]4 e9 |9 l: m, t Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.- w' {7 H8 V! z! i: ~# f# P
7 M. U, g' _+ ~8 h& M/ b7 q$ b$ g 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。7 V5 B" w; ?3 E: s" v+ N3 c; V
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.; _+ ^/ J* y+ n
0 e2 X; {$ t. j* M3 q& \ “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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6 O R6 C$ ], @: E' T# C There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.. ~; y9 j7 e/ B# w, L
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。4 c4 u3 Y& y5 q3 u% J
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。 z& x+ _+ N! |
& T. }% A" u% y5 |4 c- p1 b “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!; |; ?! X7 _0 A6 d- X1 P
" a! e0 c6 e$ j& j7 \7 O9 q1 L 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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7 K7 q7 x' g' [, k2 C$ B/ O, ? God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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! E& b( X/ Z" F/ G 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!5 d3 n" b2 L N G+ ~ @
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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7 F6 j8 ]% x) j1 U0 [ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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( ]" Z2 N& E; w m2 ^9 W 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。" E( M: ^7 Z6 s; w6 W
/ H+ O5 }5 V# w( b$ u The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.* c: t1 y/ U# x6 L4 n$ Z# v( m
l, d: j) r: x) A4 Y. j- G) D The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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1 E' R* Z% U* K* Z) r4 S8 ? 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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