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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 ; ?. b2 @6 Z( q( G1 m
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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.( l# H% s1 w5 Q H# ?
5 L$ p: b3 q( |1 t 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。& g9 \+ @1 h, @; i% q
3 Z9 O: b+ }! E- n7 m' S One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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5 d" F. H8 N3 s2 ] 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。5 g" t$ s3 e" S+ W! C Q
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.4 ]$ z3 x& i7 b% `$ b
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。' o. }: z, a# e j: _- c- I3 b4 i
) v E& ~8 g) @ g& q Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。1 t2 ^+ Y1 W( r& B0 M; \
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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. s) L1 Q4 Z$ ?; b Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.6 l) z+ l1 }% m
$ E5 @. ?0 F; s# i 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。( }( J& e/ j" P- p. p6 d) t+ o
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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j8 P" H! y+ I6 ~ Q Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.( a! N" Y1 e; p( G9 u9 S* B
9 T6 i5 ]2 X3 o* E' u 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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6 j" d) I+ E/ H) f, `: I Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today./ j* M, w J( H1 W) B
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。( ?. Z- Z( j2 N
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.1 ^; f1 W' ?% B# G5 w
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。( r& Y: K q0 `
, ], V/ p9 Q- T/ k8 _ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.' B2 b+ k' _" b) p
" `* I' _- v4 C- Z& D3 f 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。# `! G3 ^7 ` U* X# }0 y
4 _, S* i2 A6 a( D; {0 G “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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. F* } f) F% e$ c There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.4 p) y/ b& c2 f7 q& `
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。, u: E- ^! `8 a' F- ~& E2 `" P
9 j. b% E* K+ ?0 N. j. s% K& N “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? o' B* Y& q2 h! `1 v
; s& U$ r; z* D ` 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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$ d( C& y! e( \& ?8 [& {% Z T “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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: L5 R. r' F9 b z5 Y% K 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。! j1 S( a! a9 r' [, y
; L7 B0 q0 q0 ~: H7 S' H' j* n5 g0 h God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.- @+ Y4 {- }/ ?: b" v Z
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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! d; W+ H0 O; M2 G+ H) B L When two’s company, three’s the result!8 ~- z2 p) t, h' T2 L, ~" v5 u. o
( Q% w; \6 l8 q. a/ d$ n b 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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) ]% d1 J4 z m& X& O A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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. g- G) q2 X- {: {) k- ~2 u& N 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。5 z* z6 M1 P, W- p
u& |9 }% a; p) M% ?5 J The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.! I0 m$ s9 q! G6 t( M3 u
- w4 J4 s1 {7 Z; ^8 y The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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