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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
4 s) |1 R0 H1 f+ T; I6 u2 x原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 4 L1 h" ? n- K8 Z. E! ^1 h
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.1 k6 m% a0 L, o- |: _3 v
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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3 u1 N$ q: v0 x% D0 ~6 U$ M One should love animals. They are so tasty.2 k- \0 \9 K3 ?: J0 T& `
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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. E* g6 y9 @1 M7 K( \1 K g6 O Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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# A" y: w% _: Y3 n6 g Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.& ~! L/ S) Y* C0 [1 q
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。: D8 l: D1 i! c X5 p
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.; c9 x( x1 n' W6 |! h3 j) O; d
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。, j* P( Z2 q1 b9 X3 d3 B
6 w) k- Y2 o) n0 r8 |0 x The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.3 K' e9 ^- X8 d# }: Z
8 G m& C z7 |% n" W 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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% e4 r) B$ n- Q Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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$ n" o0 N, T3 N Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.; c% R7 C3 w, q) ?) ~! S
8 ~- L4 j, h* s3 s2 L! z 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。$ L" {, w; a4 q0 C6 q" ]. ]3 n
6 Q! u: S" j3 ?- M Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 u: l- Y) v- O% S
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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0 A9 T( B4 [8 M+ j, s, K/ P; p 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 H {6 A. T! X% E9 b
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。/ k' Z- } S" l9 w( H! m& {
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.. k) g7 {% E ?7 ]" C9 \4 Z9 t9 w
1 T/ ]: ]9 J! e( h 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。. Y8 \0 g5 F4 |: i# K L
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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5 V7 M3 j2 }+ Q4 I/ G 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。& p ^6 ?+ V$ y7 F
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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/ D3 Y4 C1 i* e9 |* F, }" ^$ D 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。* H- \/ L- K* n/ s% D
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When two’s company, three’s the result!6 R( L! e/ f+ ~% q$ U. n
) a( R5 _( I2 J9 c( B k# C 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!( c7 L; l5 c% _- g; s
! Y5 y. j) g& a a- y! U A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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1 V% z$ W6 A" W! A5 k4 m( |' w 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.9 Z2 j. K3 b9 j) c( H: Q+ X! i
3 F8 }" f, l: v' A; d The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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