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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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5 x. {6 M2 c5 d Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.2 U2 o$ r3 K5 ?8 V# C V" k' X: }/ o
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。2 W5 o: N! i+ L1 @5 U S. e5 ?4 M' z
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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" T$ K9 f! F! s/ s 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。$ h! z- Y- l* {; L$ ?
' E5 O9 X" |9 b: l8 l! |) N0 D5 r Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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0 R$ O! e3 y e. y1 b$ |8 C9 R 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。; |, J) Y1 h5 z8 E
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.& r2 Q# n* v& J% S5 H0 [
6 C5 l9 P* w: |. B 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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3 C' [9 p4 }9 ?: ~& `0 S$ Q5 o9 z( A Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.9 O) N2 s9 G. m0 R! R& W
% L9 {# @& n8 X. C 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.9 i) R! P- I/ v
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.5 z1 d' K; w2 p, d4 `5 v' ?! X) U
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.+ z/ D8 ~- \1 |/ G. d2 @
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。' C% K6 w) o p6 |, p& k r: ~
& r1 ^ _1 w' C) b( B. v; u! C Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.4 `" d M# F" z5 t
! C! t7 X1 w0 F$ ~+ o 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。$ d! Q6 c9 i! \4 ]
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. v) k) L5 a8 _- j
' g' L+ o! r: n1 x 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。9 o8 _3 o+ |* }7 `% N8 ^- T8 }& S I
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep., X" p$ @6 ? D! S1 c$ I
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。; A- T; |& k5 K3 _- B
( R1 h% @" U: j7 }. K There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.' G5 w9 Y6 c# V9 w) [- _
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。3 h( B5 M, a, f+ E0 `1 N
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!7 _. X( ~) Q$ X4 I3 n
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。' o% q+ G& Z2 K# G- a: `
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.! D- g' ~( \% W) P4 ^( s. j1 S
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。. b1 v1 Q, w* O
5 m5 u+ L+ P% c/ z ^ When two’s company, three’s the result!3 }2 n& A$ a, f) I- ~2 H
3 [( r! @, `; R: ~% k+ c P 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.6 U$ q7 {( _1 W0 a
" t4 J% P/ Q/ N1 P. V( p$ l 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。. P) i1 |% r- S9 ~9 X3 s
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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3 L( d" e e& {5 t1 |* r The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.' m- p. U! e y9 A3 P0 s
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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