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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 : G5 j! ~9 [/ {) F- S- }* q
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
0 P. `/ R, x! Y0 B Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。; `! A: T' B3 G2 @* W
9 q+ \6 _2 k6 J$ ^! f" g D- H- }& e One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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# b4 d4 X% P6 n0 f 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.5 q* a! D( O5 y. c
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。$ j; L [% m1 R( Q
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.- M) d* l6 y: l6 I2 S5 e% {
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。, d, W" m5 `' }. w
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.& p, T* D0 b5 @# ^
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。1 I$ U; i2 t& O: m7 `
4 L# _5 c( T# J" ~, p The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。1 ~1 P8 P0 Y9 H5 B
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop." [6 U6 o M1 U3 D2 a1 G% _0 b" f2 [7 l
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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7 z; v, y$ S' }( Q3 O Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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|% R3 G) x4 Z: k “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。! i* @/ O& w3 v# m/ s1 v. l
' R& P( F1 c, b% b! P" s There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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+ \! k+ b& G& B- ?" R8 d 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。7 y8 U: F+ g* Y- j3 k, B
' `' Z/ Q, H' a* ? “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?7 V) v$ p# Q5 D s7 t, ]
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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/ u! ]& v: X; C& P. Z" K “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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6 A' j! s3 F, s; L5 J God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。% p+ v* w0 S2 A- D: D
6 M3 c p& D/ E4 T When two’s company, three’s the result!
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4 @2 c, t. [1 u" U' _ 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!5 Y& e$ Q: n& F& @
% S8 f3 ^& s: K: ?% W' p A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。7 v) N. n: Q: N
1 G7 K& P8 e3 j# o4 j1 P9 A The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.% l5 S/ y- c# C @
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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