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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 9 ~3 S1 \4 ?: j- z1 X
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 ( M9 u9 u- B# q1 q i% K
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.6 F: r/ s; u/ ~9 t
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.$ l) e1 j, t# q, J4 D4 [3 f
' `" c) t9 b$ _# G4 s3 q* @ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。( |, W2 q2 r" t9 L% i! ]- e
0 j+ M5 V, p* ] U Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.4 e, F# _ H) F) E! E) b8 q% t
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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: q7 n) m: D- _! Y$ ^, G" n; x Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。7 ~. _0 [' V: N0 l* i
0 X. u/ B" |2 y& R/ E6 N Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.1 Y) T: U0 b( o$ F" @. Q1 h, v5 ]
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 b: m* B: i ?9 o+ R4 m
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. @/ Q5 D9 t7 m+ A4 D
; ^& C' f* r* D( m2 i 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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: K H3 b! m* p3 h/ k- O3 H; e( V M8 d 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。: E! r6 [+ n( K
% T- C$ V7 a0 R# [1 |4 \/ ^ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.5 Y8 e! D3 S1 E1 [
; c7 E+ P m+ A' [4 H 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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4 \- B1 C. ^" r3 E( U2 M Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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# i6 J P# Z; i6 ? 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. M' H/ P- ]/ T, v1 x
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。4 p5 A( G' ]' K; f
, y1 e# k2 H& S There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. u8 W {/ Y k9 I6 q
! M9 ^. L+ I# {( S 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?* s; x1 D0 Q- H3 X o
* A D8 E2 \3 a6 Q, e; r, w 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。# r+ T, j1 ]- T8 |8 y
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!& Y5 N) t5 t: K3 z/ A0 f! O
. `" r8 W" k4 v4 S; S9 b 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。7 w" ~/ P9 t0 x5 R6 R
0 Y3 r6 a6 W7 q* g, b God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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8 j# \/ ~; N' S% L1 F6 W 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。, \/ x* W# e- d7 {. m: ~
/ |: u/ |$ G6 N5 c4 w. | When two’s company, three’s the result!
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3 w% \3 k+ k" w- a N: j% [( L. } 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!! e% u* o, u1 d' J5 H& K
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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. k- c' {4 `) [1 D/ K4 z( } The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.8 ~) C( S0 h' D0 H8 |
$ e8 k( B* o* F* ?& x8 c1 N The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.6 `% |& r9 `+ D- t5 C8 T
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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