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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 * h2 h- T; H' Y7 }
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
0 l e; v. S: B+ ^# R5 w Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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' C8 M' c: v( c9 m' A% y+ T# [3 @ 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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0 \& K& a& g: @; s8 G One should love animals. They are so tasty.1 X3 I, a" @# G; u: v6 L6 a' s
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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; O, b) k, m e* q- A+ K1 L& g. @ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.2 l% A% s# m1 @$ f' r4 _+ f8 ?3 g
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.2 z6 i9 L9 W, q+ d/ J+ J0 c% W
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。- j e ?3 E1 n+ @5 Y, d7 @
9 Z8 E6 J* d( ~* L1 d Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two." E* W8 e5 ~3 ~$ g" f
, ^+ U3 P0 F! I* i% o L* R5 f6 F 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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9 x( J* @/ r6 r/ l5 p 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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- w- Q. Y2 Z. G: H4 o# v9 U The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise., h8 W& O, ?# X/ T3 V
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。; P8 B# b# m Z S
) p5 A) S+ o, g! {1 k3 V% t Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.) S L& R9 i0 P. \9 c' Q
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.' H7 m: X* P$ O
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。' h. Z' c# \2 ]! j6 M2 x( d: y
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.; G& Q! b. G8 F6 P9 d' n9 f& U
8 m0 r' ~) R4 Y 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。/ S0 g5 C/ L) k; W; Y$ p
! H1 d& h# h, _7 e$ ]1 B! U% m Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.. J* j( ]& U0 j9 q6 o& l: M; ^. H5 F, H
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。+ R, w4 R, u% ^8 W( n4 f3 j! ^9 y
0 v3 t# ]* j* i. u: {; t- X7 t “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?6 |, D; V4 h A+ H
3 ?9 h9 [+ K7 J- z2 | 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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1 q$ J* W" y' P; L “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。) H- q" ?5 k; S5 R
0 i H4 m- _- A2 y. v God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.5 V1 t, t( e7 x" H$ q: X" t
- k+ T, J7 A, C% O4 E 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。7 h( w. l! X! K3 a/ L
$ k: M% G) H9 W, I( f When two’s company, three’s the result!% ~% \* j% o G( R6 r
6 b! e5 X5 Y9 I9 E( l: l+ y) \* c 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!* l+ @2 v# c+ u. a
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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) i' n1 M. _" @. A7 R 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。$ M* [2 o0 I" s& u! d* Z j
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.; U& K5 c8 @8 N1 |$ H* }" ]+ J
4 I0 d2 l* }: \% l) t; M+ X The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.1 K4 [# u1 }2 \; y8 T
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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