Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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4 B5 L9 }3 c9 s. O9 X0 J6 OFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

- a( _; J/ ^3 y) v5 Z" P8 CThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

, ~: F0 C* {' ]! }This time the blonde laughed even harder.

* H% e) ?# s6 a8 A6 {Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

& m8 x4 y# E+ }+ Y! f3 t9 DThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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) s! r2 f$ l' r& T! h1 KThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
. v3 ~0 E' a9 e; r+ @# FTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

3 \# A  \3 I3 ]5 j$ q. Y6 nTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
# a) r2 K+ o0 y4 G: R* f# y$ PA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

8 d2 A$ C8 c  l. b4 MThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

; ~9 P# N! [9 W3 q3 @7 }9 S( cThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

% [8 H: z6 Q3 jFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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" Z9 w1 \, s/ i* d. cThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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  j* s, U5 f5 x4 D2 p( G* xIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

/ w& B( [5 ?) ~) ^3 T- gThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
% t, w- B5 O7 M8 D% }; p/ AA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

$ J4 M! C0 L8 aShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

1 C  ?+ \6 E2 w[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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