Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
9 h: P3 f7 a9 K3 N; N+ JOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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& R# y8 G3 g7 I( U8 W, z% d* WThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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2 q  x# s+ c; s4 wHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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1 q! H8 i4 e. F: Y! U6 ]$ rLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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7 _" c: [; M  UThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

" q0 G+ L* z9 u5 j' WRowing Your Boat
3 j. M2 k! E7 j, ?Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

2 g. @! G) h2 w& |! D; rThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

0 c' A- `- v& u: ?& Y& m5 gI Want to Buy That
1 Q. @6 b5 _4 j$ U2 H8 mA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

3 k1 D! Z2 B6 m8 b) Q1 @' h0 JThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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& w; B' ]5 g: K1 ~) YFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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* L2 R: [( C9 J" b" ~Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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+ ?/ r0 c0 [4 x& s7 [: s# ~To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

3 V. _2 B  Y5 Y0 ]! U: KAre You Really Sure?
# D( Q' \- e  w) hA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

% o* }' l2 w# B$ eThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
) g0 ]& v1 ~" w& z5 H* MA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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, L, T6 i! W) _, I  _" UThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

* p+ a4 G* r5 q  P( p[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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