The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
+ Z/ ^$ M* S" U  c5 I& x( E'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
* F' d$ {% p7 w0 Y# |# ~. z+ B' U  L'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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6 d) O2 B: M) ~' z7 a'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
0 V, q# k$ c, A7 [6 Q. ?% S'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
! z1 I7 M0 w& h! ]; x" n( h7 m- Z% sand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
5 n& {+ Q0 s5 L  ?  _3 m- j0 ~Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
! n; p% F# g3 M9 Dthe stomach
! V% [% }0 S& X: B6 v; Lwas bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
got watery,
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was toxic.
3 h0 {7 g; _4 n: h  x: O- v9 u, `8 PThey all decided that the
* I. C+ m, s. D+ ?2 P6 {rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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. d) p+ \  g; b# u8 V; y$ u/ _[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.