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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,8 g/ ?; ^6 e/ |3 ]" Y1 b: H+ t4 y
trying to decide who was the one in charge./ ]) L3 [5 \" m" u: m
 'I should be in charge,' said the brain,* c/ v" D" w# F4 W& [/ i, q# `8 l1 k
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'4 N" X) h8 J' g& y; v6 v0 ]5 x) n. v
6 c; U- W4 }* q. H'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
$ V" v ^( Q6 O'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'5 J4 e' m: b* a/ b1 b5 a
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5 Y1 F+ o: b4 _& {'I should be in charge,' said the
7 c5 K% i1 F: s$ P% q4 y& Vstomach
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; q" i6 r9 o! N+ X d! O3 |- U'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
8 j5 {3 z- ]! W* V$ x3 j8 B. u 'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
( V6 [. k9 v( J* l" o# _6 T5 f'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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' |: b* s( t K f) F: v- c) B 'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
2 Q" ]" z4 k W( U2 o'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
+ ~; h! Z& G9 t2 `) M: @# e A5 o 'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,& O6 ]$ w3 r/ k* |, f8 V# e. t
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum/ {; G6 O1 p$ f" P& o- e
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.# U5 x; M& T% R+ _7 h
Within a few days,) k7 Q2 t, y( u+ o6 [7 q/ p- a
the brain had a terrible headache,; ^' C0 f+ O' |5 E7 y/ X
the stomach6 w0 T4 d5 e0 X+ L+ i6 p* t
was bloated,
" z2 P2 H. Z$ [0 V0 gthe legs
7 h: \' \- G W& p w5 Hgot wobbly,
2 A5 S5 l/ S. C- |0 y4 hthe eyes9 T: i& e* l j- F& _) r) k
got watery,& D* V3 }! D& W
and the9 ?% d4 l# r( {, r( S' x
blood
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They all decided that the" e' J2 [, U0 T
rectum should be the boss.6 U) N* V) g/ E: z6 ?
The Moral of the story?
0 C6 L% M7 x7 F+ B% `! qThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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