The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

6 C9 o0 z8 w( y0 X4 ]/ p" z9 R0 ~All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
: x2 J3 w2 A8 ~  x4 R2 b7 z1 d'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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$ @0 f" H7 S1 X6 f'I should be in charge,' said the
* M+ d1 }3 F* u2 Zstomach
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5 H) W1 q& \. l9 c'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
- C/ X0 U0 q' O8 A. N'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
" O5 d. r" k( B0 g& I. v0 m'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
0 z. B- N1 [, ?3 H7 LWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
$ b8 m% T+ ^% zthe stomach
/ d. W( o* w6 d! nwas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
7 g; @, D7 u7 A+ p+ F/ wthe eyes
( n: U; V+ V( ?& W6 P7 w" z" Lgot watery,
and the
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They all decided that the
0 w+ L& Z  E' Y) e) o) \9 Z2 U' F# Zrectum should be the boss.
5 f& c# K# a; A$ A, t- {" SThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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) m" N  I3 x; V[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

3 J! q* z4 i4 }/ K' n' SWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.