The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
; g4 {( X+ M1 N7 p0 r'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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5 |3 k9 }' X. V'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
- c* t! J' l0 l1 s9 F'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
9 z  {, Z; K/ j, @# M0 Kand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
8 e) i0 |, O( n) q$ Wthe stomach
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the legs
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the eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
. s; U$ T+ ]( G; m% R& zThey all decided that the
% c+ D" o5 I" o! arectum should be the boss.
) J0 g2 D$ L7 G, C3 lThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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  H' }' u: K, X: P" s[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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5 ^% k' X" ^7 z2 a. g! y7 G0 RWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.