The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

8 e+ ^$ `4 _1 w3 R% TAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
0 B3 K+ Q7 ~5 N- m6 I9 C  q'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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# Q1 p; M3 P* V0 f5 r' f'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
. \: m9 H1 M+ Z1 W2 [% N$ d'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

' ^( ^1 @8 t' j' ]: G8 B# s'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
* R! A( P4 Q( n'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

" G: i$ |$ U! z  e4 GAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
2 x4 r. l+ y# T3 A- O, h& [and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
  a; q* K; z3 i! C0 Nthe brain had a terrible headache,
# }3 }- z- L6 E5 u; {9 l) \the stomach
. Y9 s6 e) D' w* b2 m" V( y: C+ nwas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
! ~6 W) U$ Z6 \: M) ?2 z4 t* Ythe eyes
$ f* G6 U% f; j, {8 T+ igot watery,
+ r6 M( u  r& {/ z7 G# Eand the
# ^4 _! [! M# Z6 @8 `7 w' a( ^7 g4 bblood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
% F2 p7 Z# ~* d8 U. Y, urectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!





[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

+ F' K( k0 p/ @+ B/ w) M. XWhere you got this so funning story!
4 O. }" g8 k* b: zI like it.