The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
1 x$ h+ t2 W2 }+ y. ['because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'


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' ~1 O4 Z* M+ ]7 R2 r6 A) Z'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
8 i, \$ m* e& B$ k) j' K'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
" [& B" t$ A, K- r# t8 Y'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
1 N4 R: G9 _5 @( K. V6 d: m2 ]9 B'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
" Z+ Q8 b* G6 a% m7 ^' G9 h'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
% D* D! c3 v: `9 E) C6 y* land insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
) b+ T- `7 E! _7 QWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
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7 p+ ]0 x* p: R+ o% j* d+ m/ pthe eyes
got watery,
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blood
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They all decided that the
' d4 @- C, a# m# T9 P8 m5 yrectum should be the boss.
6 a+ ]* l* ]  J/ L. HThe Moral of the story?
* N2 L4 p3 x0 z: C6 N% d% OThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!




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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
2 h& \/ a# E8 P' f/ YI like it.