The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
3 k1 a: ]& C5 k3 Q: Y1 g, o8 d'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

' M) X5 l1 \) u/ h0 P'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
3 E1 ~/ H7 o  d8 E'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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stomach
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% K! e8 Z% \" n- r) s$ Z'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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9 v/ U3 o2 L, a- f! ~4 U# h'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
% S  W, O% ~) }0 M3 c9 S& s'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
7 i0 p- F! r8 A& `% r9 x* @; I. ['I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
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and the
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They all decided that the
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The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.