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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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6 C9 o0 z8 w( y0 X4 ]/ p" z9 R0 ~All the organs of the body were having a meeting,5 \3 _% Z. y$ w( X. B  ^: S% U
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,9 b$ m; {  `  D* @
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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$ @0 f" H7 S1 X6 f'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach

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5 H) W1 q& \. l9 c'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs," u7 y( K9 E/ a' {& R
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
- C/ X0 U0 q' O8 A. N'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,/ J& ~+ x6 b, I
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum( A- I' G! ]' o  `
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

0 z. B- N1 [, ?3 H7 LWithin a few days,% I0 w7 W9 n- }6 M$ [9 Z" k8 s7 A
the brain had a terrible headache,

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stomach
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was bloated,! B3 L8 q3 F4 n% @
the
legs9 {( t% J0 R$ ~4 u+ b6 |
got wobbly,
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eyes
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got watery,/ h4 i5 L2 ]: U+ \1 C- n/ W
and the

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blood
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was toxic.9 j% A) y' H0 u, Y
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.
5 f& c# K# a; A$ A, t- {" SThe Moral of the story?# f) z  Y9 c$ d: R, a) t
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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) m" N  I3 x; V[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!; s$ X3 t8 _  f0 A, f

3 J! q* z4 i4 }/ K' n' SWhere you got this so funning story!6 @) V3 d- |, {
I like it.
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