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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'' A5 M0 a5 i, c5 L; u
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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. C7 A3 F5 m) F V4 t4 ^1 tThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'( s% C2 U! R6 i$ m
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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! z+ C% ^4 o/ P. e. A8 tThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'9 [+ g8 B( ]! A2 F
, y, g. ?% `. y: A, iThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'& x: ^: [; X' ?- ^1 c
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" o4 \: c4 q2 V& ~ Y y: n! F9 y+ mPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'; \, F/ }, ^" H! u2 ~/ S
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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