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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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/ C( R$ V. g/ F0 ?% V$ s3 o7 JA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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5 p' h/ C6 X( w' hThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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8 P! `0 i2 ^2 U9 {/ v6 v" W% s+ lThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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1 {9 `1 V) b7 i- p7 ], KThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.': }+ ~+ k2 h* v2 H, Z' @
q0 w+ ]' ]7 t4 bThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'' @9 a l2 ^6 Y% o7 u5 e' Q' j
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'# U% Z" u8 }. S; A6 l$ @4 t
9 E, w- a/ F, `He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'( |8 K& j7 y9 Z# j' [
/ @# F( f6 w9 P4 g4 aShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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! o1 h; v0 H$ v5 \7 d9 ]The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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