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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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u i. B) c( p6 L% a0 b' M1 g: ?A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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6 x9 u3 X; M/ S: H* f& s. \The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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, w9 j4 E( F( N/ k( n3 [The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'. v2 o& @( n$ D( _! r j
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'& `/ G: [$ H- S. g1 |" a
2 O! B6 S4 j( VHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'5 H. Z) v8 E1 W8 J
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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: [! j6 T6 E* E7 m/ dPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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