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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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0 C: D) }% k, u/ m/ i! QThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!', ^9 w: `5 ~1 E3 R
' J" P# d6 N( x5 N4 l. pHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'3 e0 A8 Y5 x' U {
3 k) x; i5 b! F _8 b# k4 nShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'/ u c5 W( H2 F2 z
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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