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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'/ }+ D: {, R% e8 D8 Q
- w3 X/ ~( m" ]* O2 nThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !') E% k: z0 T4 d# O+ ]# I: n7 E
1 O6 L& ^/ g. _6 QThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'5 c1 ^% y0 Y/ F: C
' B: q; A2 }( e; IThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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- W3 I; V0 @0 j3 @( v0 `( MThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'& U# R) P/ M2 E' {+ e4 ?9 A! O; A
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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3 T/ @) p H+ N0 L9 A8 C! U9 c3 gShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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