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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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- D; b# ^" T- ]A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'* g8 q' Y, K! l7 D6 ?9 d+ u
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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) T( i# C4 Q& [' p( @6 _2 qThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'& u' G% {5 ^3 [; f6 z
+ W5 f8 X- A; p( G0 t pThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'! c8 q4 u" D1 j& y
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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/ n1 e5 {6 H7 [) }Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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