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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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( S: K) Z. l$ E0 wThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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) w4 w7 I# V( A/ wThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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* y/ C4 L, s; ~; q4 zThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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/ x2 E$ s% h$ B& n g) ^The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'7 ]7 N5 y/ p9 m; G5 L, V! E* d" l
: k; M' r( T1 i& ]4 H. fThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?': k" |' ~! S5 `% @
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'6 |* O7 ]0 O% |5 @) ^; Z5 L
# v% F1 k$ P8 Y" g) U7 fPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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, ^; J% a! T( g) Y9 \6 _8 Y: A5 DThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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