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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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) G0 r1 h; g6 `& P( T. JThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'4 O$ y& B% j1 {4 a1 L1 j& J
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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: V& Q4 Z& }& @, FThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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: ]* Y/ W" L* z1 A1 EThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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" ^* j9 E# p% xHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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