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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'0 e9 W- Q; U* s- H. F
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'9 e& `; | e9 s l! v' X
1 E y# H& z7 D$ k* \8 @3 m# y3 vThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'# [1 c" a) ^ ?3 w0 b
, G [$ ~# I5 m5 @2 V& b5 R# Y% ^, AThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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, w' q4 p/ f- }, mThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'9 P! |1 L7 g, k% p/ |* Q
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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: T& K2 O/ h2 } M3 s$ yShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !': T4 Q" l8 K1 d0 Y7 y
; I7 i& y2 p6 O1 rPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'; ~8 D7 S# U8 u4 C0 ~
; O" `. q' Q; Q2 P: P3 u% r' V8 XThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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