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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) % ~* p# t3 f% W' b$ o% W
i( v# ` z4 f3 q2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 8 K3 j) S, `$ e( |; w2 T
: I& z: K# h9 y6 O( y+ D3 P4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 6 S& {" s! R3 R5 ]( c4 \ y
2 x4 ~( F) v& d- [+ z5. Are You Andy or Barney? $ m x: o3 n' Y5 Z* b# A) Y2 I
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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% y0 J- q# y% o0 z- [- b7 J' O7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! & y3 y- k/ W) m; H# u! W
& M: |. k" }- ?4 m4 n; l9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 4 l! q! Z; e2 {. v5 n T* Q' U/ }
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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* }. I3 x5 |$ B12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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