Never Say to a Cop:

OliveOil

NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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0 u+ ]6 B' i3 B+ x/ o* Q1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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/ X) O6 C2 p( B' g$ U3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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9 S/ F, ?) R2 U) x+ q; U1 U5. Are You Andy or Barney?

* P7 {6 \' }7 ~4 Z0 W9 S6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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$ X& M2 t. N6 G* O+ S7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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8 k% d: a7 J# H' b10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

, [4 \0 o3 ^8 @1 z. u* I% k11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"