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NEVER SAY TO A COP: , Q% V0 u( `: v9 C" \5 Y
% }6 D5 E7 _$ P( T1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ; P9 G9 }/ A. H2 Y8 y
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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$ o/ U! K6 x* X0 y3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? % q8 q: U% g# w; \6 C" L. j
8 x* y& o) T; p& P6 x# Q4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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4 @" h# q9 q( o" w5. Are You Andy or Barney? ( x2 F7 I* b& ^, H2 h" V
2 E% s" G$ O- L9 n0 C. P) [8 ^6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? " O. P- D6 }9 X$ |4 e% @" _
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8. I pay your salary!
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, e3 \, T0 w1 V) R [9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! & o( n* M7 T* G$ d* q! Q
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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. M$ T6 e/ p8 _2 m11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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