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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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' N4 s7 j, N" A' {" H$ X1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 0 i6 ]' P3 t; ] E' _4 L
; i1 V* N9 x, P1 I3 W) @9 I2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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" G* N6 ]' U% N5 V* Z/ t2 Z1 U3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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0 Q7 u" Q/ E: s* j4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? : ^- h; C1 |; B. {. ^& a T
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 8 l( u5 M7 N0 q3 R1 f9 J
% o/ e1 g% E: Q. ^9 H7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? ( S( F% I' E0 O/ o+ O/ G
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8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 7 n8 U/ W: t! D" e) R3 \! k: ?! ~
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 8 g9 n+ i$ K' }! v) S+ a, @+ C8 R; B# I
w* Y# R* \+ O1 V# [8 ]12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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