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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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# L! w8 T$ |0 c. {% ~; l2 w: ^1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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0 ?1 Q- H: k1 |2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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& v4 |5 z. x3 x, A% z3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 9 e% D: i; }, I( y
( k- k1 y0 j$ M8 J i& y4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! ; B1 z2 d$ a4 `" T5 Y, [2 P1 W9 w
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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3 n7 M n. {, H! E* D8 H6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. . `+ A. A/ b- A- X! N
+ T4 H$ _) {5 [7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8 x% P. A0 z8 {% q
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8. I pay your salary! + p/ |( U) Y3 f, l! F
& B) E$ u0 p2 S F1 X3 r6 P0 U! d. N9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. " A+ ~ A8 R+ _$ g, O
6 @ ]6 g; R, W12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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