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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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6 H% i1 g6 q2 {1 w& _1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) % J+ B. f R& @9 q& |
, a. A i- F+ V$ j, C; F2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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. s% N( A$ z6 T8 ^4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! . A, k- i3 S& B) m! U' F$ P# t b7 \4 Z
, i$ E$ Z* u% j F6 [5. Are You Andy or Barney? ) R0 o; c9 v) b- W# O* _, V
/ s3 T. T& d/ s6 R5 m" E6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. * h! {: D# L! u, U: O1 g; U
8 {% ^) Q1 h0 |# @0 O2 E1 A7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 4 { h; _% q _8 g9 }+ n
# S/ g, S% C8 [% {8. I pay your salary! 1 I' g, \4 q! ^" K3 ^1 @( p9 i
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ' q% Q6 C: U4 t Z
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. ) e8 m! i7 _' N) T8 a- I
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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