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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. 3 [/ X7 @) @5 L- T7 z
% }' z B9 g1 @! o$ J5 A! Y( W8 YThen send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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8 \- @( y; F" N0 HLeave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
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If they are counting the bricks. 4 W- [' D0 k* F( o4 p
Put them in the accounts department.
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If they are recounting them.. 2 @6 [; m5 q5 W
Put them in auditing.
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If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
* ]" P8 y% w$ h0 L) a) mPut them in engineering. ) A' a' M$ }1 r# W
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. ; l% `* u. R- @* g" f% E) ^+ O
Put them in planning. 0 A2 b2 h* z, G& w8 J7 X
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other. - h3 ]) O; W! y. @" @& o. o
Put them in operations.
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If they are sleeping. $ o* I! U: E1 M2 @0 K" d$ j0 c) h
Put them in security. 6 I/ P8 a( y. S
8 ~# y7 y) k) R9 O( MIf they have broken the bricks into pieces.
( ^. R3 ?+ k9 lPut them in information technology. ! }4 t! N4 N5 G3 ?, z' A
* {1 t! U& t7 X# ^3 C; N$ u8 Y/ bIf they are sitting idle. . i8 |+ m) N5 U. L" U
Put them in human resources.
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3 o: r6 W4 X% g$ g# \+ wIf they say they have tried different combinations, yet
( g* m6 p. T8 V# d9 l( jnot a brick has been moved.
/ M2 |5 n$ {& l: i' H* JPut them in sales.
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If they have already left for the day.
3 E0 w3 ? W, l0 [4 m( wPut them in marketing. . `7 b# k! n" m" L. H" d
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If they are staring out of the window. - s$ H7 U1 c8 b7 j3 V0 M# T: y
Put them on strategic planning. & ^8 A: R- _. X, W H( a& ?
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And then last but not least. 8 p9 Q3 C# L$ v3 _
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved. - f i$ y$ A1 H) E/ k6 R
- U! u7 t/ Z C6 M& B# W9 X, G' a9 @Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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