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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. 0 k% c0 o+ \/ Z' N7 R3 R8 L
* @& d* g* M( P, K" L t# ?Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. 9 |4 A9 c6 P, j( e. ^
0 \2 f y* x& @5 a8 Q" @0 B4 ?If they are counting the bricks.
" p: S( T- K: w/ y5 z& OPut them in the accounts department.
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If they are recounting them.. % o5 T( Y& M% D G* V
Put them in auditing.
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) K4 W ~9 }$ w) U T& zIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. C' p/ C% F& [
Put them in engineering. 4 a. m* x! x& O# d2 z) ~
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order.
, j5 B* }1 p& ?1 z3 s& YPut them in planning. 9 d# l) x2 A# l
# ~7 D% }* W: b8 i. |% nIf they are throwing the bricks at each other. 3 _0 j$ R5 ?0 K# d5 W
Put them in operations.
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If they are sleeping.
+ Y/ k( d/ I! K4 pPut them in security.
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If they have broken the bricks into pieces. - X% ?/ J% U( { s" {- S
Put them in information technology. ' H& [/ J8 q6 [9 J& [* _
6 F9 b" ^/ ` e2 Y6 [: iIf they are sitting idle. % E6 y; h; o* i, b8 U7 M
Put them in human resources. 7 k, R |: X: z' B& u1 c3 l0 j
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If they say they have tried different combinations, yet
. T6 R* R7 R+ B9 ~3 r7 T( rnot a brick has been moved.
& c/ v( L6 e% `& pPut them in sales.
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3 M9 g9 v, _" A3 @; gIf they have already left for the day. 6 Q0 ] C B g R$ m
Put them in marketing. & k1 S1 I' T. l& L: ]6 s" b( ? L! p
4 O: ^5 z' {4 YIf they are staring out of the window. 6 o7 v& ~0 V9 ?4 W% D1 H
Put them on strategic planning.
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And then last but not least.
( U5 P& R9 x7 |( AIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
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: r3 d8 @) P% m0 w8 r3 |' i. ^Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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