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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who? ' C8 Q+ `, V+ P) L

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  2.how are you ? how old are you?
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& H+ @. u3 B% Z  t  怎么是你,怎么老是你? * R" m5 c  j  t4 H' [7 ~

5 L7 [" Y9 }( g( ^% k3 @3 ~  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  L, L0 Q% k8 q! s; x  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 6 [) p) H  _0 v% I6 H$ y$ b) H
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! 6 J: E8 u/ s. R& S8 g/ N
together up ! , v" `1 W9 U3 C6 o0 Z

/ s) N! J7 z- j1 P- l  o  l3 s1 g  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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# u/ O: X4 g; N$ F  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have 6 J5 L6 }: o' A& W; D0 w
nothing to say,go home!! 3 r7 H% t# `0 I: }4 ^: ~% s0 W2 `

, g( W* a6 t) p& m9 T  有事起奏,无事退朝 + b$ T( c3 R& q  S2 D- X6 K

3 f! {0 J; q5 ^1 y; w! |: ^1 r  6.you me you me   G8 F& S! G- f

. h* S2 i" r4 l- ]  彼此彼此 8 _; x1 Y# |3 o6 _6 w  a
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  7.You Give Me Stop!! 5 w3 g0 l1 C1 w
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  你给我站住! + ]0 V2 K9 U% g: Y. B
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  8.know is know noknow is noknow
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  知之为知之,不知为不知...
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' q) @' X. F+ k0 m  9.WATCH SISTER
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8 @* D; Q- U- E+ Q: C: n. v* C! D& A  表妹
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! 8 n  G! g  E1 Y$ [1 M, I  L# ~2 g, p

, {6 B- q5 w$ E) z2 ?2 P/ q1 I2 ~  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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  11.American Chinese not enough 1 u  |  U9 b' c8 H- o

! x  k( S5 t( q3 ]5 B+ y  美中不足 & @  [2 E1 P% ^) T
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  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die ( v  X* ~# z) ]. h, b( e* s
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  车祸现场描述
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  13.heart flower angry open
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1 r/ u/ L* D* J+ w6 @2 k1 s  心花怒放
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  14.go past no mistake past " C7 x. Z- A" T6 e, E
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  走过路过,不要错过
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# i" o8 H% `# H( @& y* h3 a$ d$ P  15.小明:I am sorry! 8 c& w  }. ^) C
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  老外:I am sorry too!
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5 k  S. |9 N  l2 i1 G& U  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for? ! f+ X5 M! ?% Z0 `3 e$ d

  ], {" d* V0 d/ ]6 C6 G" N  小明:I am sorry five!
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  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 2 Y0 f) z& B, ?: @) A

- N2 R, b# h+ B/ o( i) |" L  要钱没有,要命一条 ! H  R  S; D3 P: Y  Y9 w

/ @' a2 M" s& h# |. h" b/ R  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
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" g! {4 Y4 v% \0 N! z7 J  我叫李老大,今年25。 # c0 R0 w. {9 V1 b
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  18.you have two down son。   \/ t' R7 T+ z# {& z- m

, N' I+ W$ I- @$ K  你有两下子。
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6 G  }0 a9 T; B& k' [1 f6 c) P' w; x  19.as far as you go to die 1 q: m, s2 i2 j& q% u7 }- a
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  有多远,死多远!!!! 1 Y$ L( R" S% B3 }9 U
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn
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2 I: E) \! y  J3 h9 |6 l9 P3 o) ~; R给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~8 D$ K  R) z) v+ t, t& K; t
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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