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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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  two who and who? 0 l; f) \% s) o* E
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  咱俩谁跟谁阿
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  2.how are you ? how old are you? 7 ~3 F/ v( L" V/ ]' Y) Y
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  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! + g8 W  j, v' U
together up ! ' \3 O4 F1 ]; A+ Z

3 @; `" S, o6 i. F9 {  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! + ^2 ?5 Q" }) P
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
" H/ ]% [/ J- ~0 a, Bnothing to say,go home!!
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" H; a/ E5 Q6 B1 F. U: U* }  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me ; l' x5 G% w. U8 C$ i

& P1 D, A! |$ g. \" d) |1 G  彼此彼此
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  7.You Give Me Stop!!   [2 F: f+ b2 l+ L: m& n4 p4 P

; l/ G/ {0 x% ^1 X: l' n  你给我站住! 9 d- k  n) R8 s6 p/ H" v

+ M6 U9 x, h/ ^& @$ S5 t4 P3 ?  8.know is know noknow is noknow * Q' Q7 n7 u+ s; i0 G
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... ! B" J- j- U- J8 p- X6 n1 h# f- X
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  9.WATCH SISTER
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  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!! 2 E1 Q% ]+ ?7 ~& S3 B  y6 E5 G
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  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞 5 b) l2 ~3 T  t: c
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  11.American Chinese not enough ' \- R& N4 ^1 a5 q+ q) |
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  美中不足
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4 K5 t1 Z6 M: ]* W  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 1 A/ m0 l+ D( n- Q

( b# k6 O1 C! P  车祸现场描述 9 }& B2 J- l1 C) h6 T

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. j/ @  Z0 t  {" S. R  R8 G  14.go past no mistake past % m, f  B1 L' q$ i% N
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  走过路过,不要错过
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  15.小明:I am sorry!
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  老外:I am sorry too! 0 w2 f4 K" O' b
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  小明:I am sorry three!
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  老外:What are you sorry for?
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  小明:I am sorry five!
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' o  t, y$ R/ V/ ~# H. T  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
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  要钱没有,要命一条
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- P6 @+ [" y+ K/ J0 L+ A  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. ' c, G  c+ I/ |' q/ }" L2 Y
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  我叫李老大,今年25。 8 r9 P8 a8 D) }/ i
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  18.you have two down son。 ' G' p' }% `( I9 l

/ n+ O! x: Y9 Q/ ~: m. b  你有两下子。 $ o$ a& P$ h- V5 z8 `( M' q
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  19.as far as you go to die
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) ]1 d: n% m# h/ K& y* b  有多远,死多远!!!! 1 o3 E) _8 W8 b1 Y4 E

/ d  p9 }( q. _0 Q+ a$ j' E  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn % z/ P1 l, [# g2 D: J4 I
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啊~~~~~~' _) d" z0 ]7 N- `4 c6 L- W  n5 |
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