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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 7 X: p, `) L; t; ^0 ?3 K1 @: i
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 0 T6 H4 c8 H. X3 L0 Y
George: Great. Lay it on me.
1 c( S6 F; H* u+ l# `$ H% x3 ]1 dCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. 3 W' j& ?0 `+ b* B9 j" i9 B) f2 I
George: That's what I want to know. ! g! _. _- ?1 t w# @
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
) z" j0 c4 ~" _4 T) z+ O8 hGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
+ g2 ]7 x( Z7 M* v2 eCondi: Yes. 9 f) N' ]( I6 u( w
George: I mean the fellow's name.
6 u+ ~& v& K# P' `& v2 qCondi: Hu. # x! w. J3 j& {. [) p
George: The guy in China.
2 o( A- W) G$ B; \+ |! b/ Z: H8 GCondi: Hu.
2 S$ u5 ?: Z: H C* G6 u1 pGeorge: The new leader of China.
( T H7 c4 r/ p' W* x% L+ O& S/ u! w' zCondi: Hu. 0 U! ]7 ]1 l: o8 g9 ]2 |
George: The Chinaman!
; `; ?" z b0 XCondi: Hu is leading China.
, K; C* S2 k: r' n: L; J; hGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
7 Z4 l0 J F+ Z0 u8 n2 j( `" V7 OCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
U( s; ?% Y# }! UGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" s B% \. o: }+ {, SCondi: That's the man's name. ; m- O% a8 _# c q
George: That's who's name?
% `5 @/ B/ b7 ~& y1 i; V3 {% GCondi: Yes.
4 l) ?1 S6 M! j& r* }6 QGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? $ V. C; b1 Y- O# N: X& m
Condi: Yes, sir.
5 a+ V# Y5 V. A. dGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
* i. Q& Q/ `2 }Condi: That's correct. % ^$ @) S* `# b
George: Then who is in China?
+ R W4 m$ \$ u _$ @Condi: Yes, sir.
: P" z6 I+ F# n) k- | s# eGeorge: Yassir is in China?
9 K; u8 n, h5 t! ACondi: No, sir. 7 o+ T9 q: q5 ^, X
George: Then who is? * Q4 h. h3 w9 }: x: O
Condi: Yes, sir. , e8 ]: _9 ^, K3 u( O8 b2 `
George: Yassir? ; l# l# v# t% W0 x7 F
Condi: No, sir. * L: L" G& v5 y7 R4 q1 T0 E% n/ J
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. % `, Z" G1 d7 ?; R1 w1 v: ^+ |
Condi: Kofi?
9 M! c$ q! z1 P; ?: MGeorge: No, thanks. # ~/ d, K \- s' F
Condi: You want Kofi?
* j# h! M$ Q7 v- U- g3 p2 u* |, L: BGeorge: No. + J. A. y& A4 ^
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
5 n( @/ T9 F9 h, t' A, S a% G6 NGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
* d9 d3 U4 |$ t, ^( @Condi: Yes, sir. 8 H0 r- R7 J# \, v$ X N7 i
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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, c6 I' i" v0 G. ^* R( C, IGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 7 s1 y* Y& Q9 q5 y9 U' U, y9 q& b
Condi: And call who? # \" A9 m7 V. _7 G# \
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
( d% v5 h; e$ \+ _* cCondi: Hu is the guy in China. , X7 S0 w" j3 ^( P) s4 J* l. h: V
George: Will you stay out of China?! % Q+ s @# j8 Q7 b8 Z# g
Condi: Yes, sir.
, i3 T" t1 K$ s+ k+ v6 WGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 9 S. Q2 p" q- f5 o# n7 k) D# c* X- h
Condi: Kofi.
# C+ l7 ]% n4 Q IGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. . K/ t$ Z( n. [4 p( H
(Condi picks up the phone.) 5 d N M8 {, g6 L/ O# Z& D
Condi: Rice, here. m2 @% N/ |0 `% _7 c* @- N# r3 Z
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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