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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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8 x; O3 c$ U1 A' b' y& V" W; [2 `George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
' w" D. h: Z- Y+ v. A: s! ]Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
( t+ i# C1 Z3 `" r3 xGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
7 b0 g6 J5 X+ D5 ]7 WGeorge: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
9 L. o6 ~2 Q& c) V  h7 e6 WGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
5 D5 Q: @4 Z; A( n( D! Z- a* I9 nCondi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
, L9 Q7 Z% L* j: JCondi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
7 S3 U$ S4 T* {. B# }George: The new leader of China.
( L9 @. r2 }/ J; sCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
3 c- V; Z+ _8 ^' X$ DCondi: Hu is leading China.
& @4 R) w4 j0 K$ I* |5 y9 w  qGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
8 y0 @2 s% t6 {! k) L8 lCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
* }1 i' ?1 n$ _' f. EGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
9 f& g: E1 M0 I  H8 KGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
9 h' y, Q! U" x6 ]" eCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
1 n& K$ q  ]( d; @: ^Condi: No, sir.
/ z& E. J6 L3 I% m2 z6 c, e" XGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
8 C  F# s% ]7 f  bGeorge: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
+ a  ~) m* r& Y4 j9 ~; r8 tCondi: Kofi?
0 p0 j/ }5 j1 @& ^! t6 u. aGeorge: No, thanks.
: q5 g- x+ ]5 c0 O" j6 DCondi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
6 G. l! H( F* O; U  m' ECondi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
3 d6 H9 K' j" n, \; \- wCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
; H2 k: x" k$ x6 r5 CCondi: Rice, here.
) X: Y& u. d! t; _* lGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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Hahaha....... Can't help laughing.