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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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; b4 A/ U1 t9 g' U$ \+ wGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
( L. z1 \/ V: T6 PCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
( @# O" \; P. O. F/ ~8 \$ \$ MGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. ! W( ]& v7 ~# Q2 H. n; _* y! N3 g
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
0 |1 z- l9 i0 B7 E9 e( s/ sGeorge: That's what I want to know. & W9 X+ h, A0 Q: H
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
3 J& w# N/ J$ Q( ?- KGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? & h0 i E; J5 I+ z/ n% Z+ o
Condi: Yes. : t# G$ j: p2 F9 ]4 U+ m
George: I mean the fellow's name. 7 V; N3 l i' d, { @: |4 t$ e5 b
Condi: Hu.
- E) G& `7 @# Y) `0 `) UGeorge: The guy in China. 4 s! L) ?3 U; _, B) S! t2 O' z
Condi: Hu. 3 o: x7 F* r/ h9 }
George: The new leader of China. 4 {) r' b6 o: g* x7 x' ~# e
Condi: Hu.
( b, W$ C3 l1 F; S1 A0 L/ qGeorge: The Chinaman!
# }9 |* e9 g( [$ ?/ b- lCondi: Hu is leading China.
$ ? K5 ?/ t& ^) v; c/ N; BGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
& _# J# h! M BCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
$ Z" f) g( X$ w" zGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
/ f8 b) [5 ?1 B, s4 uCondi: That's the man's name. ! z5 ~0 M3 c" M2 l
George: That's who's name?
! R3 `! Y8 l4 B, n1 LCondi: Yes.
2 s& B/ f# n6 G: E2 wGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? , q" H* f( y" }9 N% y7 n
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 N0 e2 S9 j8 I" k1 B/ o8 lGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 2 Q7 `3 g0 ^) A. K1 X5 K
Condi: That's correct. 8 F" C" C6 v5 e% I
George: Then who is in China? # i1 O3 {9 x* l4 D! u/ M9 x3 e
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ e% _& o S! H% g$ K9 EGeorge: Yassir is in China? 2 L+ O- \& \+ L, S/ a
Condi: No, sir.
+ I8 H( a% X+ |, \, lGeorge: Then who is?
, S6 B. n9 ]. _+ D7 D8 x r* qCondi: Yes, sir.
) U: d q0 _% |6 @) g! mGeorge: Yassir?
, c0 U$ L- P5 @! L" h4 B) M; mCondi: No, sir.
- a0 [) C3 _+ D5 g, h7 LGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 9 p# L5 V( {6 ` r
Condi: Kofi? - d1 T* Y* K5 U
George: No, thanks.
w/ m1 w1 R7 u- s' `" WCondi: You want Kofi? 5 [% V& ~ i+ x/ R7 H4 n
George: No. 1 z5 y' _% K( G% b4 x, _
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
m5 b$ S# B+ F6 s# iGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 3 e- B' @$ ?& u4 S3 I! B+ q) e B
Condi: Yes, sir.
0 ?# B B$ b5 |$ p* g% d5 wGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ( d: {3 M$ e- t5 h# O
Condi: Kofi? 3 d+ I0 P$ D2 C- P0 C' i3 R
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 5 b$ U+ J2 E+ ?- Y
Condi: And call who? 4 b4 n# D2 ?4 F9 ?/ P
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
2 i# A! o2 N. uCondi: Hu is the guy in China. & U2 ~0 L, w3 [* N$ `3 L$ I
George: Will you stay out of China?!
* t3 X" {0 n+ y. r: }3 h4 g+ tCondi: Yes, sir. ; m$ H5 ?: d+ Z+ k
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 2 N+ D; V' v& G: L, J
Condi: Kofi. + y" p5 e# I6 k: f! ^
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. + [/ E( i! `8 @/ u6 s& [/ Y
(Condi picks up the phone.)
7 X v$ {. C9 ECondi: Rice, here.
+ J- \, D3 a& qGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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