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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) ( }5 c/ m9 U: m
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
6 X% g& {( R4 h* `( O( |, u: v8 YCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. + a. F: ]0 M6 q
George: Great. Lay it on me. 7 J) D: W% ~$ R* L9 d
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. * M. r' v6 N4 [4 T- s
George: That's what I want to know. 5 p% I- ~: g9 Q9 m R, f
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
6 o* n1 z4 l9 [2 TGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? . q* }/ ]( O' t& c& S" x$ u5 m
Condi: Yes. 1 s; W z% E1 ]* |
George: I mean the fellow's name. i3 J# r6 D3 c6 I9 N7 n. `6 f5 P
Condi: Hu.
* S/ r, ?3 {* X+ H* }$ g M) gGeorge: The guy in China.
. E" ` u" T9 z8 r4 B! s( v* @/ FCondi: Hu.
; E; a# N) Z1 r' I/ e! `/ s, \8 OGeorge: The new leader of China. # e% r$ P. t7 Q
Condi: Hu.
: n& q) a5 p+ x7 I: Y3 C& |George: The Chinaman!
' W( k; `- l, t i1 `, D, bCondi: Hu is leading China. ) I9 E% Q7 f7 X, [- Y7 e
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
% O0 v7 T) g j. |Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
, L: V% r' ?3 ]2 M7 q( r3 g, NGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 4 H* ~0 H: ^" D' N9 V
Condi: That's the man's name.
5 K2 h5 c8 i$ s! f9 LGeorge: That's who's name?
' z, Y% D A6 L# jCondi: Yes. 2 V0 y A8 D. ?
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? * ^* P- E, L1 A9 w) w) q$ Q; k* V; \
Condi: Yes, sir.
- c" |! H7 u4 W" ^/ s4 X+ Y; B0 WGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
6 i( Y7 L* U: Q( v/ U, ~Condi: That's correct. % w/ y! W! k+ r( P3 R' ?
George: Then who is in China?
7 a. X: Z* a3 ^+ O& l! PCondi: Yes, sir. $ X) w2 S( P7 d2 m2 P0 V7 m
George: Yassir is in China? 6 u, O- z& L7 ]. B
Condi: No, sir. + m6 o4 A6 ]$ A, l( B4 L
George: Then who is? " ~) r' e0 j) U1 H
Condi: Yes, sir. ! I* u. Y. h" f& i
George: Yassir? - R+ _2 {8 u2 K
Condi: No, sir. }& S7 c* `: k1 R7 H" t! P3 f
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
U& F" d. z; }Condi: Kofi? 5 h: c! ~8 c- ^2 u
George: No, thanks.
7 S' {. \8 J5 {, z. \Condi: You want Kofi?
$ \9 M' B' x$ \George: No. 7 e5 A; X! J9 l; g
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
% M7 ?/ |+ ^' Y; \; g& NGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. / p# i3 O2 B! i. H" ^
Condi: Yes, sir. . [& e1 P8 U1 X( ], b; F- U. z
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
9 k: u* q5 a: X8 t' h$ NCondi: Kofi?
& P5 P) @2 g! @9 X7 c7 AGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 0 x$ G8 ^ N- F+ a/ F4 S
Condi: And call who?
$ q$ l1 N; L/ A; U+ [% OGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
" @2 {" n' A0 v3 k% ]! n& jCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
# A- Y2 p& Y# P4 U1 b/ J, A+ ]George: Will you stay out of China?! , m7 m( t9 x( Y& C% Y; Q! T
Condi: Yes, sir. + ^2 C& h d0 I
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. . m4 V6 F( {, I4 W6 Z
Condi: Kofi. 1 S) r o& d* r, f0 N4 l8 i% H
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
' I. B. B8 G8 G# a, Y3 y" u(Condi picks up the phone.) 5 s0 p$ ^# E& \
Condi: Rice, here.
+ g% z5 |6 y8 u' D6 l0 x( qGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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