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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 2 S; k9 `7 l6 l* u% H8 Q
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
& W: f3 o! w0 _" s$ O5 \Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. % ?" ^9 z2 O/ F% l( y! P
George: Great. Lay it on me.
6 S/ i, v3 I JCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. , G, T- t! J' x% z4 h3 P
George: That's what I want to know. : e' F8 y* w0 Z* \% O/ |
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
( j; \" J, K* u* w4 A# bGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
7 ^2 @ Y' d( H5 x* kCondi: Yes. , E# P# s$ e8 {% |- }1 D( I" x
George: I mean the fellow's name. * ]1 B+ U' F- _2 X
Condi: Hu. 6 E$ M# V2 |) I6 t6 a' z3 {: o; w
George: The guy in China. 9 o Y. w/ y- S2 Y2 S* w! F
Condi: Hu.
) s* d/ V; b5 a$ _, r5 ~1 mGeorge: The new leader of China.
% F, ~2 {# O( D( t4 z; TCondi: Hu. & u9 B) n$ ~( h9 q
George: The Chinaman! 2 j5 k, `3 Y# N3 s) z
Condi: Hu is leading China.
$ o# [" y' z# H# G! @' uGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
0 _7 @0 b0 T6 d# u2 E# xCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
6 \" c( z7 D u# n/ X+ _! e9 pGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 0 z9 _0 n# S$ N5 R# K6 Q
Condi: That's the man's name.
# I0 j1 N1 N2 R1 z- h5 J8 I" IGeorge: That's who's name? # o! }8 ~/ v. z4 q! \4 y
Condi: Yes. . r, C' i' ~( o1 C' N; p# i7 y% F
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ) ` h, ~2 J* X6 N; y
Condi: Yes, sir.
& ^" {) Q. c% P; ?George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
: L& M% }7 e% o; k! i, ^" \- V6 PCondi: That's correct. 0 P8 P. B' x1 r' z
George: Then who is in China?
5 Z6 c2 j* V8 c2 B/ v" i! LCondi: Yes, sir. 1 S7 F6 {) N8 n" C" b* G6 c
George: Yassir is in China? ; n) W+ e5 x4 ^# c
Condi: No, sir. 2 T+ J8 ?' c$ h, ]1 R u8 f8 w+ w/ g) x
George: Then who is? ; s" O+ f# Q* V2 F- M" j
Condi: Yes, sir. & x. c8 u( R0 [# A. e7 f2 \
George: Yassir?
* K4 |6 ?- A* @0 g0 SCondi: No, sir. 0 ^4 y; Y4 f! X
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
0 \* W1 Q- X3 Q: J: g- V* nCondi: Kofi? 7 R9 Q1 p3 w& J% Y/ n, n# y/ v
George: No, thanks.
3 t! `5 L \0 G- M9 kCondi: You want Kofi? & q+ Y* v4 @ q
George: No. 3 n1 n2 x, c2 A" }
Condi: You don't want Kofi. T8 `7 j5 I3 H* O& {
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
! \9 K( e$ y! A: HCondi: Yes, sir.
. b1 E4 C# O. k- N8 HGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
5 g' c) }2 ?, jCondi: Kofi?
" Y8 {4 q& t, A& [George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 3 D' f A: y$ }! n3 R. j3 |9 @* {/ u
Condi: And call who?
/ H+ r+ p$ H9 [5 Y# a, xGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
! e( u6 g' O/ q% gCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
: J+ d) K7 F8 ~2 L4 R( dGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! ' ]4 d! [" k6 Y7 G
Condi: Yes, sir. + H, U9 P+ j' k! \$ W& B1 k
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
6 _, e) R3 E" z9 t6 |9 KCondi: Kofi. # m8 k& x9 @1 Y1 {# Y6 U4 ]
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
* l( K8 M+ F. `# }(Condi picks up the phone.)
+ ]* I3 s3 z5 O$ `& ?Condi: Rice, here.
" s$ u6 ^% X/ \( oGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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