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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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2 s7 ?" p; I/ S! GGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 4 q5 k4 W( X3 B) W) N) L6 x- D
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ( s o6 @+ ^9 e# ^/ [! d% A( q
George: Great. Lay it on me.
o9 o5 E+ V; q& Y2 Y, yCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
+ S1 @6 Z, N! }1 M# P8 fGeorge: That's what I want to know. 4 U- j6 q) G# O( a/ N" [8 \
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
9 Q5 [" A1 ]0 S8 v2 S( K3 YGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 6 m( t4 f2 N, H( S5 d
Condi: Yes.
) `; _* b7 G1 S" x1 XGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
/ ?" O0 f8 A" ?( HCondi: Hu.
! L* Z& ^5 c; Q: P d( X @& U4 J4 SGeorge: The guy in China.
Q- Q( ?% Z7 W$ uCondi: Hu. ( U* U% f% _: ~
George: The new leader of China.
m8 m I- n6 P' X; @Condi: Hu. 2 z: H, ]: q7 v9 l4 N" `
George: The Chinaman! * K1 w% a! P) J; X0 x
Condi: Hu is leading China. ' b1 P% I4 v' |4 g7 j
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? % V) e( \0 w. U$ G P: r
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 0 `. G) i. K8 x( b$ M- i d1 h+ R
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? + l- s. w$ |: P7 }! K e
Condi: That's the man's name. 7 M0 a0 G$ T% e& W
George: That's who's name?
1 E6 P! w, m: z0 K' C; S: i+ b4 RCondi: Yes.
" S& r) j- q8 gGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? / p6 K3 O0 r0 N) b( b
Condi: Yes, sir.
+ a8 { z7 v6 r2 q ^, fGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
& [- d/ [& i4 t8 a- E0 v% H. e+ O+ A1 sCondi: That's correct. * Q+ ~- S0 ^- Q2 [
George: Then who is in China?
7 u+ F& w9 {/ O4 \6 \( `Condi: Yes, sir.
* @) Z! s. h8 |3 G6 q% ]/ IGeorge: Yassir is in China? ) `- J. N8 p" D& O5 R) g, b" J7 {
Condi: No, sir. " s7 h- j7 l+ l9 W" Q6 S
George: Then who is? 0 r: Y3 P3 [1 \! ?0 a1 @4 L3 Q
Condi: Yes, sir.
b6 g* {% l9 ]8 ?! _8 s& r& FGeorge: Yassir? 5 T j; o; [# ^4 N
Condi: No, sir.
% r7 @$ I. O2 H J) wGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. / J! v! {# w. h' V* c
Condi: Kofi?
0 H( S. T5 F5 m2 m5 @George: No, thanks. " G) u' N k) x( r2 D5 ?- o
Condi: You want Kofi?
) U ^& N; w+ a1 DGeorge: No. 2 ^% z8 N. K, S5 @4 ]
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
! X' H- J/ \+ `# c; l, Q) dGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
* }$ h& C% ~4 o1 S+ |( n* ~; M6 NCondi: Yes, sir.
, c9 {/ t& d1 a0 m/ a' \George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
/ b6 S" P0 M! z) K H5 DCondi: Kofi?
! x r1 t+ g7 _ wGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
s; y% W+ ^! Q; V2 {: e3 \, ECondi: And call who?
4 T) z5 d6 [! A. I- Q4 nGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
: {! w4 l: B; t3 n2 B3 k( KCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
4 P2 T8 v4 j* _' f. aGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! ; k: D' G6 S2 J, J
Condi: Yes, sir. ' Z3 y0 ]2 J# b0 p# t5 P
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
& _+ _ A3 x9 n8 x( l7 V6 hCondi: Kofi. * t1 }0 \# v- q" {. I h. p
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. : x6 ~ A/ I1 Q7 D8 _1 v
(Condi picks up the phone.)
1 E- C; e& ?5 h( a8 [- @2 rCondi: Rice, here. 4 ~( q& ] E' u4 n' ^! V; ~
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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