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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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% a' L  U8 C/ U& g+ F$ bGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
, x& k; L% |; m2 y" i/ ?4 B4 ]  FGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
* o, S7 f  g3 n( F! q( A! YGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
  s' O% P1 S5 l$ f# iCondi: Hu.
) n$ a- z! S0 U( {' l+ o( R& `George: The Chinaman!
. R+ R7 i# h- ]) Z) ^/ o& YCondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
6 z1 A" O+ p- X  aGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
' p$ P) |( \/ \; @$ A* ?0 `  L! OCondi: That's the man's name.
: q/ E) o- {9 q: S6 O3 f; M1 z4 iGeorge: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
5 S7 G# Q* Z) _' W' O9 j3 fCondi: Yes, sir.
& n, q! H; W/ A3 m- M# FGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
5 a9 [$ |0 _; i* EGeorge: Then who is in China?
0 |) R$ V: a* X; ~Condi: Yes, sir.
- K( y# e! s8 n% y. xGeorge: Yassir is in China?
# A' @6 Y  h* U  _& L  `8 eCondi: No, sir.
8 R- Z2 t  G0 E; H) O' W4 e) ?George: Then who is?
) Y6 I" F4 g. b! l+ v5 \Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
5 ^6 u) B9 V# U- [. _# h. {Condi: No, sir.
3 ^! g- H2 l* |( b; iGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
( ]8 U& o% X9 L! l( T9 RCondi: Kofi?
2 k) V  m. @6 r5 z, h/ d6 g" PGeorge: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
/ }* u3 K3 a1 j: d; wGeorge: No.
8 r8 v: \2 ~. j) gCondi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
3 Q. j$ F) f8 _; H1 rCondi: Yes, sir.
2 Q  H. p; s8 C  m; JGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
) }) Q3 G8 w. [; s1 rCondi: Kofi?
" k! A0 r1 [2 `/ v( ?2 rGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
3 @! r: o7 n1 U- w4 cGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
& y. D) G' l$ v- P8 g0 |, GGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
) D' E7 ?. ~5 a, TCondi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
' T8 [- t2 `0 P3 M- p2 A0 LCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
1 p# a; w) B. l. P! KCondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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