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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 9 |# E2 w4 n; `. y- T+ r
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
7 y- D! [7 g& @5 S* R# q( F0 Y6 XCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
# Y( T1 O) S$ y( f0 IGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
4 P) l5 I5 {4 n& E/ hCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
- Q# L5 v% |& W( t/ s$ H" f; x [George: That's what I want to know.
' B, \ h% |3 y4 h6 fCondi: That's what I'm telling you. ( f g# L F, B
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? , z* b! l! u" x: p7 ~7 y& s
Condi: Yes. % i7 H- t* G3 }& c2 \' F# ~
George: I mean the fellow's name.
9 k4 ^& J" I0 s$ n* H% h& E( gCondi: Hu.
7 j2 C* l" x2 q. tGeorge: The guy in China. + d. F) G5 T8 p) @$ h2 q" V& J
Condi: Hu.
" `% T- Z `3 w/ d% l6 w' |# rGeorge: The new leader of China.
6 w3 E9 ?- a/ zCondi: Hu.
/ V) u- {9 J' \5 PGeorge: The Chinaman! 0 N4 T% P) T& d: _
Condi: Hu is leading China.
: }. U8 A# }! n: d/ Y1 pGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 5 v& l0 {$ V) l
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. : U. r" H) v# f) b D( ?1 ?- C* s) \
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
2 Q5 _8 w! m# b1 M# FCondi: That's the man's name. + Y j& i8 _: i. t n5 w: i
George: That's who's name? # P! U& K7 r- z2 w
Condi: Yes. 5 E5 j+ o5 c" V3 R
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
; z# Z$ n# V- q. t8 A2 OCondi: Yes, sir.
7 Z7 l4 n& h6 YGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 9 p. M1 w+ P' ^/ N' z
Condi: That's correct. 7 v+ j( Z3 {4 A
George: Then who is in China? & n' s8 `# ]6 W+ C/ H3 [
Condi: Yes, sir. ( i& B- Z: c; G7 |( Z
George: Yassir is in China? 7 Y5 M7 }( Z1 y6 ]# ]0 h
Condi: No, sir. & i @% N8 a& a% a/ V0 a5 y5 V# _
George: Then who is?
% T6 R! u u, _% x$ iCondi: Yes, sir. # J! b1 k0 k- y
George: Yassir? ' i& o' _8 z5 Y) W! u
Condi: No, sir. % ~2 U* t# k7 L- X$ \% s
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
p% y7 T) X, S$ y* gCondi: Kofi?
) M/ |# _9 k7 e9 J2 u3 z& w/ @George: No, thanks. ' g" H- H$ c4 f% ~2 m1 [3 w
Condi: You want Kofi? 7 T! T2 O3 o6 `* [" @
George: No. , l* Z L3 Q( {5 a& i
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
3 A1 d; T6 v, {) Y8 h4 DGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ' o. N2 I2 N* x3 y7 P: t
Condi: Yes, sir.
' v& \6 G1 l. ~) @6 B- IGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. " }. ^) v$ V& ` M
Condi: Kofi?
, a: B* j( o- X% J1 HGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
+ _: h' k; t# O# j- T$ J% iCondi: And call who?
5 S: e" ~% d$ u1 J P x' PGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? - |8 G, B% z( d) z) B
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
, g$ c8 T; B$ ^# [George: Will you stay out of China?! 3 W: J1 |% ?6 V8 i
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 R; k0 i* k% f8 W2 R9 E% {) L9 wGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 4 j; Q4 X& |- ^) z1 g
Condi: Kofi.
{+ s, R0 m: A/ W" N! m8 d+ tGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
4 X. V( }& S, K. M) l3 p(Condi picks up the phone.) , U0 b% z O: r) n( p% r; T
Condi: Rice, here.
, A- X2 G0 _) P( U- A b: DGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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