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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? $ a' j. y# x& \4 _
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 6 i. ^* Z- u X' e
George: Great. Lay it on me. 3 s& @$ f9 O+ x9 W: `8 \2 F4 G$ V
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 2 d2 J( p; m- |5 N: W
George: That's what I want to know. - N! d+ y# q2 L$ H
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. $ z; E/ I( W; G! b$ E0 E
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
/ j# E2 Z. X) u, F% Z( @Condi: Yes. 4 y- ?; A* O3 ~( C1 }' O; n
George: I mean the fellow's name.
" S! A7 |$ h$ ~4 W! i. qCondi: Hu.
5 z g- l+ G" AGeorge: The guy in China.
) A3 u8 f2 |/ p; }Condi: Hu.
3 z- R6 H0 W/ F5 G1 k) x, S/ QGeorge: The new leader of China.
9 y! ^! D+ ?+ e* c: @' m' N/ xCondi: Hu. ) D. k- l$ p! k5 [: r9 T6 V
George: The Chinaman! 8 c9 l4 S7 o) C ]
Condi: Hu is leading China. , H1 Y- _! }8 _9 \$ K5 R" q
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? / r' E) B8 T; t' ?. I
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
" s. x( H2 }2 k% jGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
* L. I3 v$ T3 V! R8 @# p% ICondi: That's the man's name.
8 e1 n3 E' c! e# bGeorge: That's who's name?
* f5 v! L2 I6 a& |$ O$ uCondi: Yes.
' |. O+ X# Z6 J4 G' ?! NGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
- W# n$ D2 y# }% @2 wCondi: Yes, sir. % @4 J: c6 i ]
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 1 b' j- l! u0 U! y( d
Condi: That's correct. ( `: [( V! U3 Q& r# Y
George: Then who is in China?
3 g- Z6 q( ^. B8 ~% Z! gCondi: Yes, sir. 6 T0 _7 ?# e- z T& A/ K. x {
George: Yassir is in China?
, j2 o/ q6 y6 S! d" P5 ~, ~% jCondi: No, sir.
% K2 \3 z5 E5 w" _. _/ g0 G6 vGeorge: Then who is? ; d7 f4 l: ~3 Q6 a0 j
Condi: Yes, sir. ' w( A5 o1 A. Y* q5 ^
George: Yassir? 1 R. E, Q1 @, W% H8 a$ h# ^$ I* Z' g5 y
Condi: No, sir.
8 n7 q* H; Z- y; F7 U' ]$ ~George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ; ]. T; r" d6 S8 w
Condi: Kofi? ( `; ~* s) v# e5 D- S D
George: No, thanks. 8 N' ]% T5 R, X0 m
Condi: You want Kofi?
- k; [$ D% g, X4 c% c* O+ [/ k; \George: No. 8 y7 F& Y; d1 F+ n5 z" i
Condi: You don't want Kofi. W5 X4 ~0 f6 d8 k- t+ W/ R/ H
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. , s, C o; |7 u e
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ z* G; q7 Z; D) \4 W" uGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
. i2 A' |) C5 u) v3 pCondi: Kofi? + X& A! N) M6 `& K" D- x
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 3 K) S$ Y2 P7 R
Condi: And call who? : T) h O M, P
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
- U% m- d& g1 j1 mCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
N4 e; ^* t5 t# C6 BGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! , t+ F/ _9 o$ j6 t0 N
Condi: Yes, sir.
, d& C! P5 ]' c# Z, f @George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 1 A5 @- X1 q7 o8 b
Condi: Kofi.
& f4 o$ y; ^5 u# V( j$ qGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
8 ~6 E- a& X8 K% S( r- X(Condi picks up the phone.) 1 b0 r6 g& H# ]& U' p" s
Condi: Rice, here. : ]6 A- t; C& h; X( r$ s/ N" K( l
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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