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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
# ~, e. G! M' hCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 5 ]6 o1 Q5 r4 i
George: Great. Lay it on me. 4 Z! n1 i9 q- G" |5 \/ {8 j3 ^7 ^
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. & c/ F. Z0 H# o, E1 K# U
George: That's what I want to know. " K3 g0 p+ {7 i+ X$ H+ P1 n) R, V
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. 6 m& L% \2 R6 Y$ [6 H
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? . _3 Y6 o" b: X, x9 k4 [) \1 L0 m8 t
Condi: Yes. / {4 f1 ^5 w* p' {
George: I mean the fellow's name.
3 F+ n0 `- a/ _5 }% GCondi: Hu. 8 o/ a* P O( d
George: The guy in China.
/ t: f$ n" f, ^, XCondi: Hu. " S$ q4 X3 ~% M, ~# j6 e; p
George: The new leader of China.
7 V, Z% F7 x2 aCondi: Hu.
$ `' R9 X0 D8 u; m: H0 {George: The Chinaman!
+ k ~4 b/ i+ u( ICondi: Hu is leading China.
2 X; L( L) i U4 y! ?George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
$ S9 _1 R i5 m% V z8 y3 VCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. " o/ s2 z# A1 q) y5 O- t
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" i* k7 o/ L8 I! dCondi: That's the man's name. - Q% }" H+ ^% F9 Z; D# c( J5 c
George: That's who's name? - f* `5 c- x3 S" i7 T4 ^- }+ U
Condi: Yes. 7 a+ b1 m( U @, j) W9 j8 B
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
3 \, {$ g! `8 Y3 Y7 h/ y/ B0 uCondi: Yes, sir. . N& @9 z! n) y. e- Y3 ]% V
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. ' H, _) J7 t# Y7 F$ z: I' D N& G
Condi: That's correct.
3 x6 _& f. z( U& g" i2 yGeorge: Then who is in China? : {0 j7 s$ `) N7 H# i+ Z
Condi: Yes, sir.
; Q+ h z& x' I8 f6 v) KGeorge: Yassir is in China? ; x, U1 g2 h% c
Condi: No, sir. 9 F% X# w' h% {: O( a% A/ v
George: Then who is? 7 z9 Z# ~$ Z1 C( C
Condi: Yes, sir. ( L& Q7 D/ a& v. N! y& C% R
George: Yassir?
" v4 `% `; ?% }& N4 j, iCondi: No, sir. . u" Y1 o! }- K- R! a ]
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 9 m$ v* Y( X+ a# Q
Condi: Kofi? 1 {' R5 C4 W+ k, b7 k
George: No, thanks.
8 A6 K& [; `: hCondi: You want Kofi?
6 N; n% Q" G! Q, Z, w# c& ?, x% m: RGeorge: No. 5 G) \* c, G3 b) H
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
3 N& F/ L: \+ b2 {* l3 zGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 2 o0 b. y3 g, E0 f& i8 G
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 b( N, U% @' P7 f( WGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. " T( ~; ?8 q, ]4 Q: Z, o
Condi: Kofi?
. Q2 U1 n4 I: i1 X8 DGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? 0 S6 \% ]. x* ~6 b; z6 e
Condi: And call who?
4 ] f/ Y3 g1 W% ZGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 0 q+ D! T! n! L y
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
' E" C, R p- z2 y2 m3 @George: Will you stay out of China?!
* h8 K2 [2 }. |- ]4 S, _Condi: Yes, sir.
4 e! W p. T( W3 P$ X7 MGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
: R: u8 E8 _" E3 ?- j& z9 ^. K4 M7 `Condi: Kofi. , \/ _5 q2 B$ W. S, w
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. $ p, {& y3 ]" S! K/ b% i4 J% D. s) f
(Condi picks up the phone.) . P- u+ v; J' W7 A$ d2 F
Condi: Rice, here.
# u, d$ I, L* \- x/ wGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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