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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) - w% X8 U* U! V9 I3 G) E
6 W+ |0 ~* C2 a. T( B, JGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? t \ l0 d9 a2 F& @& G' Q0 b- X) z
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
& l1 x% K; T9 s ?9 zGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
* V2 Y- D4 {$ `% K& }Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
" [' ]. D) t0 zGeorge: That's what I want to know.
: l7 @5 z) O! K8 {Condi: That's what I'm telling you. S1 d: ?- j; m, e1 N
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
' |6 a$ R1 X7 [' ?+ `7 OCondi: Yes. , G; \0 \/ m, p/ B% O
George: I mean the fellow's name.
/ ?. M9 z; y' LCondi: Hu.
9 N4 |& _' C/ J9 G! q- @) V5 ^( CGeorge: The guy in China.
5 E6 c/ Q- X" F$ B3 G: yCondi: Hu.
* @% Y, D9 ], c' mGeorge: The new leader of China. 7 \3 c; l; Y7 E
Condi: Hu. * o. ^) R3 S2 g
George: The Chinaman! ( i& V9 Q) y! R+ c6 \: a- j" j
Condi: Hu is leading China. ; w' r; g* _9 k5 o: c5 y
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? , \2 o+ ~, y/ ? u( v' Z8 S
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
r, c9 m; W9 Q' SGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 0 c1 O/ T; v3 @, m. _
Condi: That's the man's name.
; x+ a G+ t! N" ^6 BGeorge: That's who's name?
% U! \9 I% x0 ~8 _, FCondi: Yes.
1 X }0 v/ N6 A. c( ?/ E: O- oGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ! ?5 \( n* E s3 M/ W- p
Condi: Yes, sir.
$ T9 M# }& B) I3 @4 h6 l2 u' TGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 1 a3 P8 s, f& e' T; a/ Q
Condi: That's correct.
) X, F3 u% D1 Z1 \# S5 Z- jGeorge: Then who is in China? , C8 R# B: f5 ~/ D- F
Condi: Yes, sir. 9 h' T0 f8 x; n, l
George: Yassir is in China? : o" N& [9 o# O% n7 S
Condi: No, sir. . M! X1 G$ |8 B: a
George: Then who is? * ^- w; \5 \) g' ?8 R/ |7 f
Condi: Yes, sir. i3 b h7 o' f3 }- {4 ~+ O: l8 v) p
George: Yassir?
7 |/ J1 i9 _, \/ MCondi: No, sir.
: u: m, o* q6 e% q( [* }* l3 `George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
+ E, b6 T( i* t4 I" j2 X: }Condi: Kofi?
+ ?3 y7 |2 @; r/ E6 c& UGeorge: No, thanks. ) W9 }6 m+ R7 }1 p# _7 {$ p
Condi: You want Kofi? 6 g# O, E! n6 Y; P; w( W5 _
George: No. # [2 H0 `3 f0 Z6 E
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
( w. V5 l% R) J8 {& uGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. / U- q7 e! k2 C; ~2 g* K
Condi: Yes, sir. + {, U+ d" ^! K& p$ w* `* ?
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
5 _( ^( v, ~% c8 F) f) N; {Condi: Kofi?
( r, W. ^) q5 {5 h6 p+ h8 NGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? , k% q( x: D l+ A; p; S- k, M+ d: _
Condi: And call who?
4 v, k+ C5 W$ x& YGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
# {; G: \& c& a9 @' L3 G6 m2 S$ YCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
) E& W3 A. m; BGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
1 `4 P; `- x. }3 rCondi: Yes, sir. 8 k, ]5 ]4 T1 S# S
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. * p J0 z/ p: I; e& r: S, {4 e
Condi: Kofi. / Y: k" u% h$ _
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. : ^! v2 }- P+ e2 d: b
(Condi picks up the phone.)
1 O; `3 a7 V, i' ~+ p2 A0 BCondi: Rice, here. - T9 S; B5 `( E
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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