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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
7 n1 `& ]/ p- N$ H' V/ j( xCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
/ g8 Q/ X3 q$ q* f4 pGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. 6 F6 Y/ V p! _* Z% z3 x+ J0 q
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. : {" Z4 M# v4 s5 x4 o! ?4 m: x
George: That's what I want to know. 9 c6 c" S3 _6 Q5 o4 k( w
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. " T! c9 Y2 P8 f6 X# ?' m+ F# g& O
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? # d7 {2 C3 |+ ~8 {: x% i3 n3 {
Condi: Yes. ) L$ I8 U$ s/ f
George: I mean the fellow's name. : X2 \3 o( O6 E# r
Condi: Hu. ) P) [" j& c0 m, A+ `0 T) p9 b
George: The guy in China.
" w T/ r. r+ }" \0 g3 \Condi: Hu.
& L/ j" V! \- I/ \George: The new leader of China.
@% [# a# a8 G$ i2 c, m0 p3 gCondi: Hu.
" D. W6 Y& Q1 |: K. c% |George: The Chinaman!
) k6 I) F! x v8 D/ HCondi: Hu is leading China.
& X! O6 }3 b; t& L, d% N1 YGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 8 i% T8 H, V* K# {; n. h M
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
, _8 x8 v) P" iGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
: \4 w6 }: t, U" pCondi: That's the man's name. # v1 s5 ~8 `0 c4 h" N
George: That's who's name? ( K6 Z9 s+ u3 A( x& w
Condi: Yes. ( P' b" }% `) e# L% t; C2 o+ f% G: L# z
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
. Z! }8 K( N- f9 M, WCondi: Yes, sir. 4 ]( j6 e0 Z' s8 _+ |. e* ^& }; K
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
9 b' u1 D# \" {. K) yCondi: That's correct. & ^ m7 k# A' q V$ m$ ~
George: Then who is in China?
% I2 X) I8 H, A; _8 e+ k( O1 v+ SCondi: Yes, sir. $ D. c; D0 x- B0 g* }! s
George: Yassir is in China?
! [" s( Q# b3 Y% I+ aCondi: No, sir.
3 A( g& u H$ j5 H/ [4 }George: Then who is?
5 k$ M2 H$ F$ w J. LCondi: Yes, sir. . }# E9 L, a( A6 i! {
George: Yassir?
( a- n7 V, m3 i E$ R, n* O4 UCondi: No, sir. * I8 l5 K1 _) N2 r: o; i+ u
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
6 G% q' C$ ^4 C- RCondi: Kofi?
' x. B& c& I- ]; ~6 ]6 _, tGeorge: No, thanks.
/ G+ P4 t0 A+ A6 E$ y. ?' _Condi: You want Kofi? & P* E8 t3 ^0 d1 s: `, q4 ]5 w
George: No.
' u( E& p! k! F, k* a" n; F* fCondi: You don't want Kofi. + Z ^/ n2 a) s3 l
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 2 E ~4 O: y: B8 Q
Condi: Yes, sir. 7 U! s/ p$ {# ]5 g2 E: x8 `' G
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. / A, M' c6 s) C8 {
Condi: Kofi?
! r# [! Z0 M" g2 a% e8 R8 a2 d9 HGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
& d, _1 Y" x" Z4 c$ nCondi: And call who? 4 f& P+ s1 D' @9 K2 T' H+ c
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ( c$ H0 B/ U% m0 @0 r" i# o& q
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. 8 v6 k; X5 Q2 F% U2 M
George: Will you stay out of China?! A0 I8 Y( G& N' T- [8 F$ @
Condi: Yes, sir.
4 t( i+ X# g0 T+ m* MGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
6 I$ q* h0 o% O. a/ E4 U- eCondi: Kofi. 2 }5 E) M' `( [: E- h7 J( A4 S9 V
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
. T* a0 ~# K0 C2 L8 m* o(Condi picks up the phone.) ; {$ x9 o1 D1 D9 i( c0 ~
Condi: Rice, here. 5 \$ c& M6 K% @
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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