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 Wisdom from Grandpa... 6 L0 H8 N0 I" S( }( n& a, C
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. , t# H8 U% i; ~ F, k/ k+ A
8 C% v/ _& w" x g6 B+ yTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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0 O1 q7 G& D4 O" n" @- XWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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1 e$ [9 ~% q9 T- O+ g6 sOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 9 s( R: @1 _) W9 Q1 `6 H. H8 q
g! o- B7 Q; ~8 U$ Y# XMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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