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) E; u1 M4 M6 p# [Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 9 ?8 `, v; a t2 E! S
. p; m& s) U0 J; Y4 cTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. " V( g( y( F( b2 ]
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. % D9 f* L4 J+ G7 E1 v' I# x: y
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ' g) `1 x& V- M( B! y# J6 ]( j8 K
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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/ L7 |" F' l9 yMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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