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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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5 \; P- j9 j' v4 J/ yWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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( p/ _6 u* r, r" o2 G" W3 XTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. . i1 P) d1 y& z3 Q; U+ j
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. ! y, C1 H0 d4 Q# @1 I5 f
3 d' f4 }* { `4 G; E nWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. " M" Q% v7 {9 d5 P
9 [5 ?# q2 \% i7 H* ^& i/ [ ]If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 E+ Q. Q- A+ Y% u
1 |6 ^2 `9 ?0 C0 g" X6 ~& b7 ^/ _* wOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. : ~5 q7 m& `1 c' G+ t1 V
3 P+ z% T/ _2 eA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 7 b$ W8 {' h0 h
* d+ G+ a2 `! G* i; }5 [Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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