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4 a* Y8 y; }) V2 f) OWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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. {( y; e( W# b2 _Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ! N1 c! j$ w3 C. Z2 K* H
. H' J* { p7 l; _% h/ aToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. & u: \ n) b) B/ a+ [. Y- ]; \
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. % z) ^, k$ B$ p. n
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. ( m$ ?3 v* h. b x- {
V6 C: J3 u* L+ J! [On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 7 o/ d6 s( y, r2 r: Z1 T/ R2 C: {1 X
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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# Z8 D& O7 d1 t: p0 A: Z- lMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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