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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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8 t' }$ B# [5 h9 t* s8 k6 MWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ( Y4 V( T b! ~
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. , [/ h h( e; t7 n1 x' O
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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3 P1 t, g; n7 Q9 ]; ^3 f2 j- ?On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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0 o! s1 ?9 X- L3 Z( M/ rA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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