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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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* c$ Q' k' s* D0 @/ |Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. " _7 t Z" Q1 }, q: q6 M: ?2 @
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 9 ~: M" U- a5 t* a- F7 o+ R, s
0 h& m8 A- C3 c# [& ]When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 1 _* s. J! r3 |6 Y0 {' v0 k
W Q+ _4 ^. j, h: UIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. * U4 Z, N. b& }' K
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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