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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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2 m6 B' L" L+ K! S9 nWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ' e2 F: r, u8 t; g& Z* K. q: r
- {4 T2 Y/ l# X& ZTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ( f% [8 |$ U9 \4 P7 J" G3 t
1 ]) a+ c5 {7 M( ?Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. - G: o/ @: E2 l. I/ E
6 J' }" |( r: U+ y J1 z; K" T( OOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 7 J H0 P- S( U9 W* E: A. Z' Q
/ f$ H7 v& a) y* u2 _9 LA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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2 c& W& A0 E0 L! t1 u& e' jMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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