Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
  l/ j: N7 @, \1 A2 I3 QA: Tell him you're pregnant.

! i4 V  `* k7 O# u. A+ XQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
" q2 Q' Z1 o6 J% u  s' j7 ^  PA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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: S6 {8 l* o0 u3 h4 HQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
$ d. P3 P& q8 \- R  N9 \$ A; T) IA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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; ^; J2 C& L" v/ N1 T# C& VQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
# F' [$ v) C7 @* ?9 N9 B& hA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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/ |" B) M+ b  P$ sQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
( b/ y+ w! F% G" yA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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