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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?% J- ]5 b; |: h5 ?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
: `( d9 t" J- D- M6 a; C When you are done you will have a place to live.: {4 L ^# t j: o% s5 p) \ j7 z
% U5 }+ a# U1 f1 [ }Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
3 I# V9 N2 Q6 A- l, e! DA: Tell him you're pregnant., p$ n- i& n# \0 o# {' V0 R) y
/ {4 h4 L3 i/ ^Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
3 [) @6 A9 ~% _# `7 ~% `9 jA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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1 I, f0 i. F0 c: q" H/ qQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?+ P8 ^0 y- _* }5 y1 \
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
; V3 [* t o: n( f, U/ G8 [A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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( y: t4 j/ S( F! q' rQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
# s7 l; n7 X) R+ O" B) @6 N; GA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.$ K3 d7 z8 p/ d1 X1 L& T3 J
1 L& b4 m2 l! w) H- eQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?! r) O6 d& N+ _. I2 q
A: Their foreheads.
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9 `; M) B% f' v2 VQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?+ j8 X3 s7 W0 l( [" U, p' Z
A: "I remember these." |
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