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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?5 a/ V9 m/ T+ d4 G
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.5 ]! o) X$ m+ x/ X9 w$ z1 s. P
When you are done you will have a place to live.. h9 L* L0 ?8 h$ U4 x
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?6 c1 ^" `. h' B8 H0 U0 X
A: Tell him you're pregnant.& K- u1 m, L* b+ k; ~
/ Z2 Q- e. J5 ]6 L: S) rQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?# T* A6 A$ _; s, ^
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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/ |$ ]8 O+ O3 l6 W1 uQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
2 k8 r) ^ y8 E' D2 h5 R7 zA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.- }' ^, S6 i# H: r
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?5 E D+ @$ h( T+ a8 M
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?9 R, |2 S g4 z2 P1 D. p
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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5 ^# K1 C9 Y9 [- C/ B- vQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?! M2 `# d# ^( z% _) q% H+ [
A: Their foreheads.7 f; \: V. J/ z! F/ w! ]2 t
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?. H& i* T. A8 c- k
A: "I remember these." |
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