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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
1 Z( k9 ?2 ~" y# uA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
S k' w% ` f# b8 b @ When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband? z% R5 M0 _( S W8 [2 ]6 H
A: Tell him you're pregnant.: @ P5 E$ `4 L. V4 M
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?# S$ ?% c+ v \/ P/ K
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.- L( p2 h p" K+ S5 v
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?, Z8 l% W! h& d1 |
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.5 q5 l/ _5 q; t k/ k2 A
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
% r# I" h+ Z. j; RA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
! w, `3 n; _+ H2 r5 eA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
3 o# R8 l* m, C/ f5 x* EA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
2 P; {4 e! Z0 t9 ]A: "I remember these." |
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