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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
! [* m- n4 U7 f0 C9 |A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
; `0 B _4 `! l8 d# X' Q5 U; c* X; v6 X, b When you are done you will have a place to live.
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: l6 ]' U- R- g+ Q: sQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?: P/ |; }* T0 T
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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6 D1 @5 a5 z8 n& PQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?0 i( \8 ?1 D: @- l5 r) ]
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.. W9 m3 p( v) u5 n3 |- g
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
4 r; o+ ~, ]- ?* PA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.* J* T7 p5 p) o! y
* N: W3 C9 J; h: O u; R) HQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?4 N4 |5 {( [( \6 p l( @" z$ k
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?" }( Y& \: \, u; Z4 {9 S% @
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.7 ]- I& G- M$ D, E$ c" e
# {' F3 q, ]$ g6 w( DQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?+ D; t1 C3 C0 v3 ]
A: Their foreheads.* ^+ c9 u) x% r1 D5 v) M
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?! F8 Q- S; O0 G8 T8 H
A: "I remember these." |
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