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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?9 g0 A, D2 M: ]8 @, A9 I6 Q6 v) V
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
$ r* L o4 S5 A; i When you are done you will have a place to live.
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1 O" n( Z+ t5 A4 W9 Q" o/ uQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
+ r5 c8 | ^! {. w ~# i+ k' {: ]% XA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
8 Y+ ]7 { U: VA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses./ V1 F: G# k6 d' m8 C
9 _. m: u; w/ X; H/ e2 b* d* `Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
% A& o" l4 Q: H4 x CA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.# `9 f1 F$ f, P) K
( G( H: ]$ R* n- cQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
" u$ w2 z+ \ Q& I( VA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.1 U" H* H4 n- p( h' \
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
6 L1 M$ B. c2 x; l, h/ N8 MA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?4 z$ G* B; m; N n9 H8 f; z
A: Their foreheads.
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7 j/ \) Z3 i8 \8 g- ~2 SQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?3 f! }; t3 Y1 c2 C% V( U
A: "I remember these." |
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