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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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- f% a5 V/ A) }- r. I1 T8 `6 \Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”6 x: ?, l N* e/ ?
2 x8 {9 L1 R' J$ B9 M) a, S”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.” D% I% o; h, ^) L
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+ U1 l/ e: m0 PThe scale says: Sorry, no change today: c/ l. Z/ x _4 u+ m
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