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Bad Relationship
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6 k3 ]2 F# p' Z; n% gTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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7 [# T0 l/ a0 u; k) M0 }. t”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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, f) W" E X: P- z6 _The scale says: Sorry, no change today$ `4 d$ Q6 p( d* L% y
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