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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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0 r% |6 E- X! h' `% n, i8 ?, HJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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8 ?1 [" V% i7 p; Z' V[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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