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Bad Relationship
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6 n( \* f2 m! cTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 7 h0 }& ^5 n5 r. B
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”7 J- D6 n: _! S! U/ h' I* ]
1 h- o$ i3 F2 l! b8 q, V, LAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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2 z1 ]) y. [$ F% Z& \. k! {3 r”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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