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Bad Relationship
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6 N6 T% O9 M+ |: l5 ITwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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, x1 l u' U7 h4 nJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”% d: ?: a O+ i9 P$ Y) w
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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1 U% Y' \; ^; _2 ^6 S”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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3 Z$ F8 l3 _# h9 P[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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