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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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, I( {7 g3 j& Z% @: lJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”7 B! g. v6 i( x7 c2 F7 q
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”6 V d+ X. s, e( e
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today h" j; Z* ^! o ~. s% x
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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