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Bad Relationship
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4 Y8 i' e% D9 E+ M; NTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”4 ~, Z. S2 P t% G( ~- k
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today: Z' m, p Y, }2 f
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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