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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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* [$ k" u" q. n7 p3 hAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”5 q7 J' o8 i J
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”3 U0 A6 i9 m) W$ F
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today- V) H$ }7 V' c4 n; c+ H% l
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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