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* a8 r4 {* r# D5 d( @8 \( V! O! TTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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) J5 d$ s* U2 P, f* ?7 [”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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. g. N6 t B9 N7 C5 e7 fThe scale says: Sorry, no change today% J' v: ~, |* W! }% N
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