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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
# X! m; h- p7 x' jMARIA: Here it is.
' g' M/ s# c! mTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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: o) M% c3 K' `6 C( I1 X$ bTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 5 L! y: G+ A4 \* S# W' v
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.) g- i$ J8 n) q+ w3 v
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3 A K/ I$ m. N# OTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'- \- \ k0 ?$ x+ s$ Y* n
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
" H7 h; x# ]# I, O* YTEACHER: No, that's wrong7 f. b# W/ r) m* K" W/ V9 D
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: m5 C/ b& l4 y* sDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
; j4 S( J. \' A' Y, @( Y* e4 KTEACHER: What are you talking about?
+ u2 `/ `; s- ~' M# _DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.( a8 H! Z J7 \# z- `! X
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
% S& O% T2 V- _/ O$ v$ Q( R* PWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?6 g/ w" ^8 r7 p
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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0 F5 [" @% X3 F- W5 A5 ~TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' C4 a8 U. [) g2 n* y
MILLIE: I is..
% P( Q0 ]9 K! ~/ i' C+ a. i1 `1 J' CTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'0 c, {- F) L) t, E2 J5 M
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
3 X3 `* b& _2 `8 e9 aLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 3 P/ x+ v0 g! b+ F/ b: B' Y
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?. x# v) z8 }* j4 d$ q. ^
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.6 I$ N6 `8 f+ g/ }; J( C; p
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; f$ m: B U2 ~! fTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- c2 {$ m+ ]" n# A5 S
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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& K/ p, j0 G% a% M8 F% ETEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
/ F5 A( x) H( F+ s. n9 M* p! iHAROLD: A teacher 1 t! A1 ~0 L( A$ c5 d$ P% h8 r+ M
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