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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
2 n8 \2 L4 H7 ZMARIA: Here it is.. s# t0 y/ k" u: c8 ?9 c/ c
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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2 i' P* p+ M" `& yTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" J# }, P% P& q2 u* S. J+ JJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
" F: @' J& r" {) }. z1 f4 bGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'! T7 ]- B2 ]7 f2 I5 A. S
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
' ] Y8 e! |1 W* x2 r: i9 cGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ o( T5 I& G7 a4 s/ H V
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?+ y: C/ u& n$ Q5 r# R; Q n! `' }
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.7 ^6 R& \/ {$ x+ C- D+ Z& Q
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
0 t' l& e7 t6 N2 z4 rDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.- ^& W: x* L5 P2 V; x! j( B
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.8 C, B1 {7 M; h0 ^
WINNIE: Me!# n# ]. \/ o* X' g6 _. q& W
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% D- d6 S3 z% N3 s# b* lTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# a; A. R$ B7 v+ A9 R' r/ R& wGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 h0 _; x0 T# M" ~" c( eTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- i; f# Q; P* T: E1 Z+ u
MILLIE: I is... A" y7 i4 `! }7 h% B
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
0 s. {) m: p9 N7 @( N. J$ ?5 f1 A' qMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ' s l0 p! q; ]0 \. ~* ~
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, L/ x0 r. p3 V% X0 C9 uTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* Z! P' t1 p" l3 lLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 q& `6 ^* `; t* iSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. _7 l J( Z5 ~0 n
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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9 i3 f8 y% ]$ w3 ~- p" w9 j) q+ JTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
2 P* a \# m. s nHAROLD: A teacher
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