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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
8 P; X" x- G; q% NMARIA: Here it is.
- Y0 a K" X& v1 E/ JTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 l3 T3 U1 U; `
CLASS: Maria.
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; H! x# b' r1 ]9 k3 t; `$ KTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # Y/ {& y) }$ J) O1 ?2 ?" ]$ f% i
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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8 G4 i( e# S6 ^TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ C3 ^5 g7 G3 K' e, m) \: E
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) j1 I J( l6 ]) u1 Z$ mTEACHER: No, that's wrong! J9 u) }, B" h5 |/ H
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
" N2 p. J6 W# C x# {) q+ HDONALD: H I J K L M N O.5 J" T+ U) k0 }: w
TEACHER: What are you talking about?; X2 E. c6 U6 P7 Q7 D' w" l
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O., q; X& P$ I0 S( P8 k
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.: P7 ~1 w$ t4 T& Z4 l
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 M7 `7 C1 z$ T6 T* d+ _GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.7 p# s! L$ d# Q0 B7 ?0 u
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% d) r: e% u wTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
2 o7 c: Y# g0 l' Y8 L+ a: Y" lMILLIE: I is../ ?. C& n) q; u
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
. d' r5 @) h" m! AMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 8 z. @! k$ ]/ F1 O
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
/ a; i' {, @6 i, P+ NLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 1 E a9 r, b$ F* j3 m9 o
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?9 q4 [4 V u7 ]
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.- N) {- C, C" E6 G2 r6 E
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
" O6 C' _4 n( W9 }9 z! ~1 T' PCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# O7 L3 p; s9 m/ vHAROLD: A teacher
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