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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .$ m/ D: M" _! T
MARIA: Here it is.3 K: }' }5 n7 h8 ]* u
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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# C0 X2 j/ y- f/ XTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
3 v6 d# r& t( M+ O2 H nJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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# `; Y7 h; L. J8 KTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; ]) m ]8 T9 X/ r; q) o/ @0 X3 F
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
$ o( h& k0 C5 Z' {( RTEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 }3 T p! o2 y+ l) Y& } aGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 T, s3 ]( h& c! V, y9 h1 Y6 {
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
& |2 @, @; c3 r1 q# sTEACHER: What are you talking about?
' D4 J/ e3 ^4 u9 ^) pDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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8 v3 b1 Z7 T- r- B9 P3 U* k- nTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
& |- ~# {2 U5 @" SWINNIE: Me!' }3 E) c1 }4 }- c+ \" R) e
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
6 W6 ]( w* c Z- y4 }0 H' \GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.0 ~8 p% `6 }3 e: ^6 k3 o& M* P
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'- O1 T) L1 W$ k3 l( k5 z' C
MILLIE: I is..* q! J; R+ C5 k0 ]$ [9 x6 {
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
7 Y2 m3 S& _" }0 v$ v/ p/ @4 z9 f$ {MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 1 j% b- w a; K0 B& `9 F1 U
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7 W. k& a- v2 U" J Q3 q4 W+ rTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?; ^: ]& Q, Z) l$ v9 y! @) T
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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+ S0 m& E% S1 Q( MTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
3 o: W$ g& i+ C: r- e" @' O0 o* nSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 r- g* ]7 ~. x0 VTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?- @0 F- L2 Q9 c
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
* M2 j/ h1 Y) [' {7 v% I' ^HAROLD: A teacher . M& Q2 k) h) a( W$ j3 _$ M+ b" x
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