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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: U& S* N. M4 c3 V$ V4 G* i, M
MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 ^: X _7 V$ V$ r; Q' o" \JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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5 h. A* I% K1 t6 P+ lTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
* K p" D4 B! lGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
( [" Y' d$ D* t/ `& ~( I+ b9 R8 BTEACHER: No, that's wrong/ w) l- O0 }' d4 U+ k% t& g0 o% \ M
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?/ ~: ]) O; D6 s: M
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.# P8 q( ?2 M9 d
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
. _/ \; U# p1 F ]DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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+ J; B; m) v4 S8 H% w- U0 y) mTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
6 e) d/ y4 O& I7 S9 N* G5 SWINNIE: Me!
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/ y3 c( [' z' p/ X% nTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?4 m" Z& [* [* l
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.' Y$ E1 \" N: V
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( z1 L/ V1 r$ o- ?# v* JTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'8 P% t P' l3 q9 Y# P: l
MILLIE: I is../ E% {: }* U+ l1 n3 J
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, @& o% @, c! WMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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+ P; @# M' m% G6 u$ }0 k$ k) wTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?: Y4 A* P( ]# p
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. n5 o9 r. q( m" q5 A% j# n
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?# N! B* L9 u+ i6 ^% ], l
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.' `+ @3 T/ e. O; \+ Q( i
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?6 @& v0 p7 M6 h2 J. ~2 r' V4 A- P
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?# t+ i4 ^+ R/ R
HAROLD: A teacher
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