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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .0 O8 I7 A( v: p) S3 l" B( ^: B, ^4 h
MARIA: Here it is.. f. c8 H* _# a; F [
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, y$ U& p2 u3 [- [! G9 x! ^# _/ a% fJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& `- h2 U: ~! T6 o0 ZTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'$ ^, m8 `, r* d/ B3 x; F8 F
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'' n6 ?2 ]2 j; U+ z, M
TEACHER: No, that's wrong* O- Y0 q8 c$ g
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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s' l1 \/ `3 W& _; T4 JTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?3 m5 ~+ Q% U C, \ T
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.% o& v4 Z; Z* L& I
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) _( `. }" X1 |. L( D2 VTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
5 F" ?1 @7 f" t' uWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) f2 P' p( H" P' {, i% ?3 f
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.. j$ s8 I. a8 G% F8 M
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' A$ r3 I, V4 D1 F! L" XTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' `5 ]: ^* d" d& x
MILLIE: I is..
. Z+ z# F2 Y9 u' V/ R! e+ XTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
; }, H$ W( B. x% D4 f; @MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?5 V* G& t1 m4 A; Y! h
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 6 A8 X% J$ N0 u
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
9 r. G* V7 I, G7 Z2 n E: e4 \ HSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 p- b X+ G% @5 E
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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" G. x! i- j3 M+ MTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 X [9 x8 z% r! j
HAROLD: A teacher
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