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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
+ N a3 ~8 L. H! pCLASS: Maria.
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# s$ D0 u' W' Y" y& S& G: l# Y3 ETEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
# D$ @' a9 S/ ~; V( y6 D3 zJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.: R2 {, n/ B0 A& |
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, |+ _ z& t. f! O8 W( JTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'6 ?7 |1 Q) x1 S ?- h5 `2 x2 t6 x
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'. J8 q5 w; d7 G
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
" o8 m# \, N/ qGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it." @- u. s7 p7 `, S: X1 j% c
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0 l& u- L% t) ~4 j+ _6 w0 P: _TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?) e W9 s& B' u" Y
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.% \/ d" W6 [8 f2 ]/ y
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
4 _$ K9 `2 Q; z6 kDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.0 v% p2 N' v7 I
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/ y. [0 v+ g9 ^+ d- w H' bTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" \: x7 `, R* O1 V5 O/ K, |$ H2 FWINNIE: Me!/ E' Y% T& y2 f1 ]
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- G G* D5 D$ h0 g4 Z% N8 i- VGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* h& u8 |+ r/ z
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j3 I) F0 o& _7 _8 F) y: fTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
9 t H( Z1 l2 H6 X7 c" NMILLIE: I is..
2 O/ u2 t+ g" P% uTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
% e6 G8 G K+ vMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' - h0 T, d7 ~* [/ U) R' d- K; J/ u
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: X+ N% U$ ]5 CLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. # ^% O# A+ A& D. ?
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& K' T$ C) `* |' v- gTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
\; k* u i% Y! z8 P7 H5 k9 P4 ~ o% C. `SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.! ^5 B3 f. S7 k; M3 t
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% s# J* W& m" N7 y/ Q) o* hCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?5 {$ o/ V- x' D1 I
HAROLD: A teacher 4 f; q6 T9 Z4 g1 J3 y
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