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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .! x6 o: b' V8 X3 ]. g
MARIA: Here it is.
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CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * O# C( \- [5 g+ P& D. i
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.: b5 B/ m6 I" G
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; |% T- n; S- q4 H% A% ?TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
! l# `5 X4 I! u9 c/ [# o8 {9 tGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 Q% W+ z- H$ R) R" [0 p) n
TEACHER: No, that's wrong5 V" v! V2 d m' ]' D- a
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.1 j# Q6 Q/ U7 |7 g& G1 y# ?4 r
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5 L* r8 c/ d& aTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?7 |0 ~. J# v3 B+ S3 X- e
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
* b- Q8 w3 }4 V. uTEACHER: What are you talking about?* ]% D6 Z- w, T9 Q
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 \+ G# T: G# `. f$ W2 h; E# oTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.: o- S# X; D0 C
WINNIE: Me!1 |# k2 k+ v# a, A3 Z- K! D
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! P- s& M& E+ p- Y( x* ~7 K% {TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?" Z' p9 o% Q8 ^/ }" \$ M5 W
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
$ T0 ^2 v, y% c0 ]/ [7 B. _MILLIE: I is..( u7 [8 p- y+ R& d
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
! k% Q2 q4 j" X1 _. {, xMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?2 Q7 F K/ I, |! G! ?( w
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. : |8 j8 ^0 g+ D" P5 L
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2 P0 ]: ~( V+ v$ D3 R" P( N S! kTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 h' D/ y v- xSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.9 G" u4 X1 |# o6 E
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?7 @2 G. p5 k( p O/ _
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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8 M* F! c. u- J2 ^; YTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?0 X c' I1 Q% O* m& o, j, D: v
HAROLD: A teacher " Z* Y2 W5 k. H! `* |8 W8 s
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