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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.$ S7 _! z. R' A Y% B3 h2 ^
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
8 ^9 x6 S, p' r' }$ [) Y0 v" fThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."& Z0 F# H: z8 i$ z% C0 n i2 |, c
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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