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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
0 Z" W2 h* O% q% C"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
) s( M7 `$ F7 ]: |$ y" }8 VThe wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father.") v2 u+ l; y J% I! h2 i4 b
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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