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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.+ D- u! J! \6 P0 G! Y* ~, `+ {
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."+ o6 j0 D' p3 B3 p( s! v
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
& |! {, e( K* p0 a5 cThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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