World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
$ S  J3 h9 b# l& B  p2 B  OI turn pancakes brown
4 c+ c/ N3 x5 T( g' w3 V, gand make your champane bubble.
. Y4 D# B0 K: @% w% `7 zIf you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
- e3 d; D; T" k1 [3 X' c6 @Can you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
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/ K! @& |2 _2 F3 X' H3 kSo judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.