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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.7 M" D# |8 @/ r2 E; ^
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'4 o; Z9 e- z# ^5 _" ? J+ E
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The Cowboy says:
/ s; z& a7 z* h, D'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.; e9 p$ u+ F6 J
- E3 D. e5 Y* z( O# W' ^' YWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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G" G: v0 |7 E) H# L2 Z- eThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
; d+ D7 `% `$ F. l0 E( T4 T: JThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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1 l+ k2 }; P! W! ~( @. pThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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3 t& t7 V) S% Z1 D! d& {Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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