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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.4 C2 Q% S* { g2 _, o% Q8 m& _
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'; Y& L9 I2 \3 W' l
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The Cowboy says: + ^( O* R+ [' d5 ?) z) }
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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( p8 Q* z' Z# L/ L9 _3 u# XWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.8 Q, V# I# T2 \. i2 ^
5 l3 i% j& I- ]. x0 u" ZThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
+ ^& E5 R0 q+ o( n3 JThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.7 _ z6 ~ J) m7 Q
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'8 B- s, x1 i: L& m$ u
2 }+ |9 [# w9 b) F: H. Z8 } }' uSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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