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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says: # o2 O! F/ @- j* B2 n
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.* b' [4 u" b! T: D) }2 C
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.+ {$ y' d) ^# J6 H" B+ {& l( j
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.& V* |: j6 y2 X9 Y! A: _# ~
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'% K( q( u0 N* f$ w% W6 _
) |2 f5 j' F& S1 RSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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