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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.8 x% t& c+ c; }7 i- k9 S. b
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?', T+ Q/ H' O) b* R. d
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The Cowboy says:
5 Z4 t; Q& o' ?'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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" e1 P' F9 Z3 e- h* o; c- _We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
1 W# P6 ]+ v" i4 {& C. |Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.# s8 v7 a8 {, h
3 J; t2 Q) B1 Z- V3 yThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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