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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
! m+ P5 f7 |8 L7 {As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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7 S. |8 X! p) h) yThe Cowboy says: 5 _" k" o% D. o0 Z/ u1 R$ ~1 L
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.9 t/ d% O. l8 z4 _9 n1 C1 r
9 U, J2 h8 P' w! A4 S) WWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.- X/ F0 X, `" g( ^& n* S# X+ x' p
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
$ m2 F1 o+ m- w- GThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.1 ?% `1 b4 f9 s. ]4 f }) i4 Q# [
; l/ Z0 Y& R7 J) ]Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'( o' p" }% W( d' D9 \. U
2 W7 t! e7 t6 S9 i* c4 ^- bSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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