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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
! d8 ]% [9 F; L9 IAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'& }$ g- H \% i. T& _' x0 j
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The Cowboy says: 7 u; y) u6 } c ^3 D
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.0 F7 C. l6 l& L4 H# L# e6 o, ?
2 {3 Q- d$ n& w0 m7 U; y! vWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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, G0 L" q/ t: {Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
# t& U% e& V; M" C" Y! y% I% [Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.0 l8 W x1 u; j7 a8 p) X
* w Z, `( ]1 j" S T# MThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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