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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
% H2 g: m# V. R4 bAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'" F/ ^/ q7 n# s( b( {' w: s. |
7 I% I5 e" T3 ~The Cowboy says:
; V8 O2 E: G- j'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.0 r. G3 e+ {5 N
- A, Z% p4 `( L! `We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.: p0 q& o: i6 x$ z2 q
$ e# ]3 J5 o* w4 XThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
: x" i1 b5 m* S" X1 p9 p" }Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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! W( P0 k( X( w9 ^9 M9 h4 `! oThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'2 t- j6 e. u+ E% ]% e i
9 v. v+ k) Y" p4 m9 a; D; {1 q% U! vSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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