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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.6 @6 D8 D, z# w) D. _) g6 m8 d
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
7 i. B8 w& B' ?'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did." Y$ s/ c2 `! |, ~ r
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did." K) }, R$ e X1 m' E E
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.7 s6 K L6 k ]. Z7 p. m
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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/ `( z ^7 `$ EThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.') J- M& u$ ~. a" a% v) X
6 Q1 x7 i0 }/ {; USon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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