BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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; ~2 k& ?4 B3 E; b8 c'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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- t4 {8 q. e' ?% xbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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  t8 p& q+ x5 `; R  hI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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