BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

" u  k5 k# o4 u. a/ ]* c'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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& m  x% G" Y8 n! C: ?- l# u'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
   
$ t! w, N) Q: D( Q; T6 d* H( ?8 U. c'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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