An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra / r8 [; A. `; c. p/ i8 @- h& P+ l: h2 B% E$ a. \
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 5 M6 ?" o. O6 V9 @ 7 F& F' `0 v8 K; P
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' & G6 Y5 j7 ]3 l+ |3 P. S 9 s7 U9 ~% a7 z2 [8 t+ Abut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '& O. S$ g5 o% k! |& h) H
8 t/ J5 X0 r$ S: s: R8 u'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. # q* ?; t% a5 D4 \; E+ a& z
' |/ O1 e4 f. B6 p X; Z5 {I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'