An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 6 A% f; e4 d' d
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' H$ W% x+ [( E) k& \. ? 5 A( A ^/ W$ }& S, S( ?" A'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '7 z/ D& j( l1 i
- o" Y( E9 u4 z! a3 ^but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 4 c1 N# y# [; h% I+ v N+ i: f) ] # s1 {! D, Z% g6 {' E
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 1 L) [5 C7 c! {, _7 R/ I; G R& {# x! f0 S& M2 B6 G$ ]
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'