An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ( s9 S n- v r7 S3 U' i! j + X- {! h7 y- o x( a/ ^" R'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 5 h; S" k+ U f- h) I" }8 k1 c - R/ z* ~. V& _
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '! N1 F9 z4 M% ?
6 @* G0 C7 e; S3 i8 T0 N' ]but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ! J" [3 Q$ y- F8 a2 @ l & Q. _: Q& a" E' ?6 _
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 9 d6 u1 ?. O; L
0 j2 T* d' l1 @! {I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'