An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 7 V& P" C A$ p5 J- M' S2 C$ ?9 I* S& u0 w2 U% V
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 5 T" P: }# z6 [1 p0 U2 f . W" J* d! {2 X' \, L- Z'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' / {3 ]2 @: k1 I2 [7 A3 |6 f4 p3 x- a3 X7 k
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '+ Z# h% ?: q( P
7 y) I+ s$ N @" K8 o5 J) S'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. * M* I4 ~2 b U c6 M ?8 P% V' j4 E' F+ O4 l
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'