An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra # L- a4 X3 H* {+ D% K2 d) w+ j
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ) T. k) }4 D& T/ ]. Z 6 K2 F& l/ Y0 b: A/ j: z
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '% e2 N" j: B/ s1 c) F# k
. g) m! A# V" u# y9 nbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '6 K# q% h* Y( o, A
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ) u' u% c5 Y9 H$ T
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'