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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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+ E) Z+ e4 q3 s/ q% Z'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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1 m; y$ p# i0 _; m0 J% \3 kbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '0 `7 j' q% W: G& x5 L
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ; y% G, H6 u, b. t1 h3 V' {( k
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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