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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra & ^( |" b. W" [, A' z( z. R: Z: Z3 j
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '6 h4 E/ l, U9 {; a( E9 M5 `1 U& v
0 Z3 S6 b* J2 M$ Q' n+ V# }; i'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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) L4 i' H* X X, R* D+ @I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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