An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 9 Q8 \5 z, h% t6 w4 F 1 l2 _; P: D- i' P'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'0 n/ s( V b( h- ?
2 n' r: j; t4 R! F n'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '* l4 `/ a3 r$ D& \' H) @8 E0 s$ I
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' # a1 s7 B) Z; x, F" t7 b6 R2 H . p0 ]) d4 y4 t/ R4 y# ^- p'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. + i: Y4 t4 X6 x) q( ]* Y, J
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'