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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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! i1 g: h' c8 Q3 S! S H) Z+ DThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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( E! u: ?: c- m2 i9 J C/ D/ YThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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3 t2 z& V. b: s( DThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:" K6 U$ ]5 N" Q- M) p
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.1 m3 f, O9 u z' r8 J8 d
7 e+ ~1 M, s: @' a3 m, [/ `$ qThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.' T1 E( j- z: U+ y0 x w
% c8 v) g5 t( g1 gThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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0 t$ o" u+ i0 T$ ^, a6 r4 p' PBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."0 e+ X, O" ?' p* h
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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