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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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4 a1 g" Y/ v) ^% q* n3 `, P3 ~+ RThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested./ Y% K$ j9 z) @1 g! E2 ~: {
; }, d+ |$ U/ K1 Q1 E7 ZThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. Q% N. H# \" i: X
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:; w% C9 U e4 R8 L/ M7 v& z
8 P4 G$ l* L( z8 m4 R- MWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.) {' p4 ]8 \5 t5 r6 R! ~1 q* g6 t
; S/ W2 t+ C7 I* @Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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9 ?% I9 s" a+ OThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.% G# r9 F9 H6 X6 X5 I. D; Z" G
# n. Q* }* s4 B) \4 gBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed” |
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