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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.* n' m% f' e6 W
; N9 I+ J( V& o) q" `6 p: s7 `9 fThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.- Y2 @' d! T s! Y& J( d
4 h3 T5 G* r5 @* ^, OThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:6 f0 S- l8 F% n; G3 T8 Q
) T3 w* e0 J& B$ W7 i2 a% xWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.2 m# Y u* M& m7 } V- p
& G) q0 [3 H- X/ F3 T' d0 [Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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8 b1 T% Q3 M( k/ hBUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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