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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.% [1 g$ q2 _1 b9 ~5 x2 z) u
8 Y; S3 _. q% U+ [This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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- v+ W! B, A: a) oThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.) f$ F& @0 W D$ _- |3 O
$ b( [ g. q$ p9 j7 K/ \2 U( Z2 Y+ qThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:7 [6 m+ s! F/ _4 r
: [5 C% N- r$ }! rWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.. B; l, G6 F! n0 ?* [% U
C7 Z7 X0 y) u, k7 }, n0 t) N7 DThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile./ T* Y N* l! d5 O7 q x
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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