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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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' P5 K! f# b& F. a" w6 P4 e! R1 UThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could0 ^+ T% F! W8 @
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."  u) S1 }& v. |
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"  S: h: B) v+ K! j
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No response.. q9 M. Q& n5 P

7 G/ L9 m* ?' b7 I/ U# R0 sSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and; ?# B$ a/ h- Q9 I+ D3 G( f
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"0 r9 S  c" o; c3 f5 w: c% T  C8 d, ^
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Still no response.
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; Z8 F! D; S9 e# jNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife9 ?# Q9 Q1 s  K* Z4 E- w
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"8 }3 T! W2 q' Z7 p4 v. |% O" w: m

0 ^( i) |# ~$ s& w/ yAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"1 K+ ?& K" v( v. S# ^
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