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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought- w/ d1 u$ I$ K, e
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called$ a" @( v. v+ a* d) `% m2 C
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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' S, Z0 D1 ]# i% B0 T0 fThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
' K" \8 P$ v0 Hand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
  ]. g# p: Z1 e% D, O# f7 {go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."2 W' }. N% Z, W1 a- i' y

7 N, @# k1 ~" o* eThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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  Q* S9 D' w4 F( Z8 q4 U* `No response.2 v3 y/ D6 x$ \, u
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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3 y, Q, ]. {+ s" X6 Z4 [4 j- FNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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. `* u+ z: p( y' ~So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's ' M* b, W# Z; x- Y
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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