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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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/ u0 y$ y7 @$ v9 z2 kThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could3 Z8 {( a) z) k) A# b( }5 f
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.* w- i5 D! e0 W
* |: _) e1 y( B' A* s( p8 H2 I, cHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
- v( @% _; r! f1 Gand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
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, X6 X$ e. C7 p" d7 p2 mThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the: b/ D$ n2 X9 T1 d6 g
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
: A# p2 [6 d* X" F2 N5 ^: QThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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) T& \) E" m; N9 D8 a7 e% ]: O2 SNo response.
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
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Still no response.) ?, I$ ?7 H! J; ]- B
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
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Again he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
1 a; P7 w- j* F: Xfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"5 l: Y/ T% x# [/ k* ]7 }8 U$ F$ G- I
# b% c/ Q" r0 y(I just love this)
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: r+ ~' k& t0 Q8 ], P4 u"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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