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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought- w/ d1 u$ I$ K, e
she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called$ a" @( v. v+ a* d) `% m2 C
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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' S, Z0 D1 ]# i% B0 T0 fThe doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
' K" \8 P$ v0 Hand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
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7 N, @# k1 ~" o* eThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Q* S9 D' w4 F( Z8 q4 U* `No response.2 v3 y/ D6 x$ \, u
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
* _4 K0 l, {$ W3 b4 e4 M$ _repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response." w% c6 o" [+ a0 W. j9 f3 m; O
3 y, Q, ]. {+ s" X6 Z4 [4 j- FNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife
; {# I7 k4 W8 Band asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Again he gets no response.
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. `* u+ z: p( y' ~So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's ' M* b, W# Z; x- Y
for dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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" f a: g8 X* }. G. d, u7 u& z(I just love this)
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' E9 Q$ A$ G+ X* L2 U: j$ Q"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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