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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought3 R5 j- @. r6 i; z2 Q8 E( W) x8 V
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called+ J! M' N) V$ t( p) X$ o
the family doctor to discuss the problem.2 O, {- U5 T) |6 V+ ~
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could% {/ p* D7 z+ q1 A" _
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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7 t8 ]5 k& E% k1 [Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
2 S. y) M. u3 {5 L6 ^9 C4 iand in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
* v6 _0 `+ U( igo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the  a9 N. p, M+ U
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
; t5 M, ^( I' P* T8 G9 V9 pThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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No response.$ y7 _* w( b' Q7 o9 E

# m$ l/ y( M$ \0 e$ C4 VSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
9 K5 [5 d3 u3 Srepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.& O. K5 f/ e8 v1 @* S! ^

6 i: h" ~- G/ f- ?: ]Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife- ~- J0 }/ o! b- z- l, Q+ S& V8 B8 m
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?". y* `9 ]8 d% e  S+ ?% o* w) M! l

0 m; b# O2 \0 K, tAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
2 ~- @( z: K5 g, Q' ~+ j( z) @for dinner?" Again there is no response.$ \$ p- }6 @0 v1 e8 `2 a7 }
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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! R5 G9 Z9 f' X: T2 i6 `"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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