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+ y/ C- e: x" @2 v6 ]* v- b' TA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. $ B! U$ ]; z! V* x& I/ K1 m
8 S/ y+ R) }3 e3 cThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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9 m' j* Z0 ^+ d' i6 l, C% NSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. . Y1 Z6 }4 H7 e) V
& e# f3 |& d8 ^- Z. O2 L$ zAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." 3 n* Z i. n! ~ L8 C6 K
- M3 S3 N" f- O! ~: r# xThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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