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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. . G% ?8 ~: `/ }9 U7 j
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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" ]3 P6 f) F7 |/ YThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 7 b2 S* \( c8 C7 Q( S9 q
/ |1 A7 c+ G2 m9 h7 _After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." " ]5 X" [* m& U" ?* a! ~2 y
8 q+ a/ m, n0 qThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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