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, w5 e4 e# w1 A+ P$ KA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. ! H% b1 @& g1 m( X# g
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." / E8 {! ?# ~+ j* n; A* F$ U! _; p
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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+ i) l% ?+ a& {6 A0 a) L" ?Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. Y8 r) q# f5 ~0 m: g
# {+ g' v* o# VAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." : z* L ]* T6 S. k
. `4 _5 t9 c9 y6 r- Q1 i5 B! nThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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