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0 \6 x9 @8 g; d; s% N/ }A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. E& k8 ]! z W4 m# F
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 3 K) S0 y! i5 J
9 F5 l$ N: \1 O6 W1 b3 kThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." $ H' l# Z' M) ^" [, s
9 n9 q, @- y' o) bSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 5 B5 W+ z) I! d$ F! F8 P
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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" D: @, Q) B4 n$ B* gThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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