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& b' r- }& c/ y, W% gA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. $ g+ a- G6 r0 e- m- ~5 d
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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7 G& U7 Y: [/ e" I5 |& O- [; T1 J" kThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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; q2 r' W. y9 r% v: E* I/ j. |5 {Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. - o0 Z, {) r: C) F
0 N; j$ V/ _, wAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." ( ~: |( W9 e1 T) M W
# H* N! H# \0 _6 G& H# P" M' b! \The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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