Sex life after marriage

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Sex life after marriage

A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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: B; o! C3 F+ @3 ~" X( ]The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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  V& Q: _7 A# VThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

: F- {0 P( ]/ ]After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"

eagle2008

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That's a good one, sweetie

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心跳呼吸正常

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