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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
' Z5 i- v# Z5 yAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
, \5 C$ Z2 {' i; m' }1 WAsia's Curse Upon Rural America
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AMC:
, p; c. r+ i) O& ? s+ b0 {' kAll Makes Combined
, x, |# e+ ]% ?4 y4 [# G7 i9 U, JA Major Cost 1 ~5 n/ r3 C" |3 v7 s2 P+ [# R, e
A Mutated Car
) K6 G( n! L6 B8 X2 E8 WA Morons Car
* J- Q% ?: ?6 \, \7 Z# m2 WAnother Major Catastrophe
! y n' `* `' \/ S% {! nA Man's Car
5 @) ^( [+ A( [: Z) qA Miss Conception & |/ I$ B% [, [
All Muscle Car 9 |; g# l k4 v: Z6 N
All Most Car
8 ^4 M1 ~6 L5 o& T* ^. ?Annoying Mechanics Constantly ; ]4 K: B! U) A9 k. t9 h: Q# _$ ~+ q
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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% Q1 R6 x2 c; F2 OAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
% m9 D$ M, a4 lAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 4 |+ I; K6 T: ?! |+ h/ }
Automobile Under Demonic Influence & e% X% x( p* X/ Z5 }" h4 o! L
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 1 E2 h% d. e* k1 a2 c5 I& `
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence & u0 I; Z# z; z: Y; `
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ; E. T& r& t+ m( g0 \
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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v# {$ E8 i1 E, ^6 I4 f& O% xBMW:
. b& J }! I& ^& FBig Money Works 2 }' L' |! h' d* d9 D( j% [5 b: r
Bought My Wife
" c7 Z$ C5 ^4 e8 c9 ~9 nBrutal Money Waster
( M. m' I" R" E* \6 sBreak My Window / \& }9 h) A, B- _" d* X+ e
Break My Windshield
9 z) O. H6 \; J5 }& B; s: H; a) |: ~/ mBabbling Mechanical Wench 9 G8 ^& s2 b. C2 C" y/ I
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
# A5 x; r# M* T' ]4 O9 \3 q# FBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
2 N3 e- j5 d# r3 x- V+ q$ y; cBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
8 s& R, Y/ Z. H: nBarely Moving Wreck
+ l& N% o3 N8 b1 DBig Money Waste
9 Q! N0 s. a& u5 z2 PBig Money. Why?
+ M+ ^# V6 B4 m5 I* A9 C7 xBig Money Works
& E8 { [3 U2 W! S- L5 x; QBorn Moderately Wealthy
8 x( j! l% N; X( v3 IBreaks Most Wrenches % `) Y7 \: O* j, O
Bring Many Wrenches
- b" w6 W. z8 c0 y T) C& L: _8 cBrings Me Women U7 A2 u7 |! b# U& s- O
Brings More Women
/ E* f2 ~4 P9 l5 c& GBroken Money Waster
/ n6 y) `+ C6 q8 MBroke My Wallet
* G/ E- d3 M, C0 ?# ]+ e) i7 YBroken Monstrous Wonder
u4 H9 V7 ]* P0 sBumbling Mechanical Wretch ! W( L; n' I+ e
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
9 J, {: J1 ?4 j: S0 lBavarian Manure Wagon
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7 _6 U ]- T3 w# U1 U3 e% _BUICK:
8 Q/ ~- F7 W: }5 S/ PBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
$ K7 H" p- T: Q- bBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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4 a$ D! [9 l& ^4 ]" Y- d1 OCamaro: 6 [( `: j; O1 d2 w3 B; Y: |/ j7 X
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? - t1 Q& o$ ]% t! d _" L
Can't America Make A Real One?
( K3 `5 x$ W& K" NChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 6 M& y P" |% z$ y, t" p. q
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET:
, o. Z" R2 _ g# o7 VCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
: a* t4 B; }; ?Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ' l. [ ^ P: [
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 5 K6 o. k3 ]- Y T
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
* _7 z1 S1 g: v$ z# _Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
! |/ _2 \$ s1 v0 @# gDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
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Dead Old Dog Going East
" t6 g: t3 c" F9 R; K& _Dead On Day Guarantee Expires * \ y. b* d2 @. n F
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
5 F& r: k0 e/ }2 e0 B, ~Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 0 X3 L1 [( c: o4 g) q
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
, _, A) q$ D9 s9 \: v! b5 hDear Old Dads Garage Experiment : ^7 r8 }1 o- g' o% K
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 8 T Z- r+ m% R7 l
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0 [5 X/ p( s! E! g* L! ^0 YEDSEL:
: ]* z j4 p; o9 k! z' {Every Day Something Else Leaks 9 A# e! b# }, P8 @/ n0 R
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 3 ~6 H4 ?; S, c% z
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9 m/ E8 ~) r* V {) ^5 L, fFailure in Italian Automotive Technology ( W7 t5 q* z$ v( k& g1 t
Fix It Again, Tony
# v+ H4 a9 j, b* }0 o2 W/ aFix It All the Time % E6 {) Q8 ^" M4 v" J( B8 |! S( M
Found In A Toilet 6 _9 v# h* z. V, L" Z9 f: v
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: ' V" U0 k4 S; B2 e
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
+ Y9 L# X+ \1 b3 e7 ^6 }Fix Or Repair Daily
* C$ E, N |' Q: y( ZFound On Road Dead
4 L- f: B6 u& [, _5 V- v3 XFast Only Rolling Downhill " L+ [9 C, b5 m- U
First On Race Day " _* A1 z+ Z: p& n5 e
First On Recall Day
9 k, ]: ?. ?0 Z9 t5 p/ ZFabricated Of Refried Dung
3 ? U/ D) q& |/ y |3 b# F% a" d+ HFails On Rainy Days , D1 q+ ~# s# K6 Q! i
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
' o5 H* D4 m" Z3 v0 zFatally Obese Redneck Driver
& \8 o# H8 y- }( {* j BFault Of R&D : Z! V5 @" Q: d
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
* O$ Q$ M) K" V s8 ?# HFireball On Rear Denting
3 d# P- O& z5 w+ v. xFirst On Road to Dump
$ Z/ G! L; ~! _& B9 s2 eFirst On Rust and Deterioration
+ `6 w# \* M* |: {Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
. ^/ q$ M5 H0 H/ H/ M; l+ L% V; FFlipping Over Results in Death
( y& I( P4 m- ?/ j: XFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
# X$ n5 @, `0 A5 G- N/ |$ a$ iFollow Our Rusty Dogsled ) A8 V @$ J5 C& M2 U2 K9 [
Foot On Road Decelerates $ ^6 ^' K2 I! e3 G4 U( r
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
) }5 z) H P8 U! u: T( HFormed Of Rejected DNA - c/ P; d3 Q, o7 ~) Z7 \
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ( y z. L6 f6 d8 `' p6 r
Forward Only; Reverse Defective % u3 J2 n) o0 z
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin a" a7 e b3 X8 b& I6 n) Z# o
Fork Over Repair Dough
3 }5 Z- b& ]* ~% X! NFouled Out Re-done Dodge
( F( v, |- a6 N9 r5 E" {5 v7 NFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 8 _# I! n2 X2 l8 Z: W$ |
Free Or Reduced Drastically
/ l Y7 |: U8 F" T' f; YFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
/ M% e+ y, o5 B+ w7 rFumes and Odors Readily Detectable 0 x1 F& R4 }# x: E% V8 t" k
Funny Old Rattling Dump 2 L/ D7 i( U5 y/ S8 f- @
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) / x* ~' M. \, ^7 w
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
3 |5 K8 R4 W8 I' fFound Out-Right Dangerous : _; r) h( r# H" ^' {; s2 Y. O
Future Of Racings Delight - O2 l3 P6 f2 `! e7 K9 s
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot # _+ W4 M- e9 L0 `# v/ r) s8 u2 Y
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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8 U0 I; |& o2 k; j/ ]6 {Lacks Total Dependability & C+ Y, n! {9 [
Lots To Do
1 z; a& N- A# v9 v sLooses Transmissions Daily 6 L! ^4 M4 A( ]/ x
5 u; K, P8 e$ C2 G+ ?7 h" O& AGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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% P: P" y5 Q6 [9 L+ h/ }GM: 5 S8 K' F% L& K+ a3 p$ S2 V
General Maintenance 7 |; }! g* w2 s; W6 P4 k
Great Mistake
2 c% B4 A0 }& z$ k4 x4 nGarbage Motors ' O& c) a5 F- I) ~) e4 |, R
Generally Miserable 4 C" V. y2 O H' n
Grossly Misconceived
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, a& ^: T5 o4 {0 J! r# T" pGood Money
- R+ p0 Q1 r. L s9 y0 f. MGoofy's Manufacturing
) @4 W: p7 y7 t) g. F/ d3 DGone Mental
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GMC:
# u, m8 E& r: g2 z/ dGrief & Misery Combined ; S# B. O6 s+ b2 I; _
Garage Man's Companion % r1 ~0 x1 r Q1 T" ^
Gotta Mechanic Coming? 0 K8 O& j' |. Y# v
Generally Mediocre Cars - `6 a' q% J" b, \2 e( o
Get More Chicks ( _0 r% s. }* \, ?/ [+ Z
Gets Mechanics Crazy
/ D' p+ ?& q, ~# t" H$ TGods Mechanical Curse
/ w1 A+ X7 Y0 c, F7 F+ L2 mGot More Crap # y8 g) Q. |1 u( H) o( i* X
Great Mountain Climber
, z" d/ q) J: {: T2 }3 U" E, l( m& `Great Motor Car % F6 l8 ]; o! }$ @. O' M
God Made Chevy
7 S! V7 l0 C( q9 G" uGood Moron Car
3 P: z3 @, J7 x5 ^Got Mine Cheap
* h; p; `- Y @7 p! q' \8 tGet My Checkbook * M! O( h+ D( }" d# n" g4 E/ h$ P
Gone Mad Corp. : k$ y" ? } T0 A" {+ i. S
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3 h9 ^% J, a3 ^7 MGas, Tires, Oil
9 I+ m5 ~! v" q& O! aGet Tools Out $ L6 j+ o! X; j! S* ]
Get To Onramp
4 {6 b0 p% ~' p6 g% D3 g. `Good To Own
" u) b& F4 a- g1 N& AGet The Others
6 B5 a! a4 q/ [/ SGenerally Trashed Out & W; k; ^" V% s2 Y, ^9 q
Good Time Out 2 O% c' v5 I6 O4 L2 x* K: q1 ?
Gone To Overdrive 2 N3 `& W2 h1 O
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Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything $ L+ k5 v1 K2 K0 |
Had One Never Did Again
5 c' Z! K1 Q1 ?' A- M" JHang On, Not Done Accelerating " G1 X) o7 M$ A, o* O6 e0 U
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
' _: q/ W$ K( d ]" zHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
, Z" M; i: h/ H& v0 OHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
5 T; q* m; R, W9 q6 YHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? . O- U" o0 R7 }6 V" F$ Z3 b! s
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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( i4 O6 b0 z* l: W- g% OHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... + W! Z, H" O) u( t% h% }3 M4 P
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JEEP:
8 @0 F/ z6 R9 c0 \& a. U) r( q5 AJust Eats Every Part 4 T0 ~# z' a/ s
Just Empty Every Pocket
4 u. }, J+ W+ a3 y, B$ |7 YJunk Engineering Executed Poorly # W/ s2 [- c- y( K X" e
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
- Y7 f7 x0 i! `* ]' t [Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
: Q: j6 E! J, y( a0 G9 K; n9 oKick It Around o9 K: s7 X [1 _( j' g) `) |
Kick It Again
5 L/ j$ X7 t% Z- ?$ ~8 fKilled In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious . ^9 j$ ]3 @9 }! ?4 J& I- K, q# n
8 u7 v" Z+ s! }4 @* c0 m4 C6 jMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
5 l3 x5 E0 Q- @Mostly Garaged ; `1 |) i5 s. U7 O3 @7 N
Major Goof
& H. p" u( I4 aMGB: Might Go Backwards
Y3 o8 d" E3 d$ Z2 K4 v8 zMGB: Might Go, But . . .
! v6 U3 o; H1 ?1 x6 w- c/ YMGB: Motor Going Bad
* {9 f4 c0 l: b: \) gMGF: Might Go Forward
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- ]& p1 u1 [5 U+ p* GMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR 8 V1 F7 L$ q. V6 ]( \
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
) W5 V" x: ?( K7 `Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 9 B* z7 y* `6 G
Most Often Passed At Races ( X* K2 D, m" A1 P* ]2 x/ j2 ~& X
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
5 J* g, O, l! x _4 I. r" T6 KMove Over People Are Racing
, z& Q8 b/ J0 e: \Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
+ e6 j8 u1 W" I& ^7 }& L# Y) YMy Old Pig Ain't Running
/ i8 V1 Y5 n/ |* A6 _My Only Problems Are Repairs & @( P; d! t A; Q- u. o& {5 c
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement / I" W3 H3 e1 U: q' ~( S
More Often Parts Are Replaced ) `/ G) I$ B$ w1 O
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MUSTANG:
' o5 ~; Z4 O' e8 G: zMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good # U- H6 ]2 q' Y6 W0 d2 I# E
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go # Z5 U/ j) _; U n- \
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go : _+ m. |7 j! I1 V1 y0 l
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE: 8 L+ N9 {2 m+ r. T( F9 [& l3 a
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday , [- k; k. C) A
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 1 R- @ a/ ~( s X% L6 j
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PINTO: ; y- Q* n! a& T2 x' V
Put In Nickel To Operate , ^2 w0 m" R7 M+ V7 o( y( V& _5 e
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
( \. y$ O" s: VPut In New Transmission Often
j3 O/ Q q) ~4 {3 YPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 5 \+ P5 E0 j* n1 x! r/ I
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ) b2 F4 u" p# J3 T7 u% L
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac + j8 |. G1 N5 ?% A& ]3 L! C
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PORSCHE:
3 c- t; N: h1 I4 C6 FProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
\- u& f2 g) q* T. qPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough * y0 x* h! n8 a
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SAAB:
; H- R0 F" o9 V: t0 h v6 iSend Another Automobile Back
0 t* Y+ W, c% B% dSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
; ^2 T, q- U/ ~4 vSad Attempt At Beauty 0 `7 ^" f$ U+ L7 K) J
Sorry Auto, Always Broken $ F# T3 p8 T% I: Z1 I
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 5 `+ L8 M( M" m! W& M
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TOYOTA:
( l. _7 E. C7 R8 c/ w% g6 R( YToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
1 x8 D3 p5 O8 _8 Q5 d$ |# U: b$ STorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
7 O3 C' c5 {$ r! ^% |" r0 F, LThe One You Ought To Avoid ! ~3 M. U- r# b1 J! Y7 `8 K2 M/ S
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! z( I i6 c2 x, V$ B7 MThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
( }; w# f5 `8 I# w7 v- c( I4 x/ OTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ! `1 d1 [& ~ D1 ]0 A
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object % H" N+ f2 B9 @- {7 a
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VW:
) ~7 i; u7 j7 q5 C2 kVintage Wreck K5 J0 S5 s1 Z" b# H5 w
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