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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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4 b% r( \$ f+ I1 u: ]ACURA:
; e" y/ c# D% e' KAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ~* D" n4 F0 u. p% x K+ V* y
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 7 S( w( q `/ V6 `1 i0 P
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AMC: ) W& V9 n4 h* Z# W1 {* n( d/ R" S
All Makes Combined
2 g5 _5 R3 _2 G% I4 E- sA Major Cost 7 D! B6 J: O' y+ w* N, [; j
A Mutated Car
4 k& J0 b8 o' ^, lA Morons Car ' b! Q. L }/ n7 [5 Y+ ~: O
Another Major Catastrophe
" p, H, g+ K% @2 M2 f- SA Man's Car / l! Q+ T! f3 }! Y8 c3 y
A Miss Conception
7 C: x5 X: Q: e& \( q* ^All Muscle Car
! M) i9 [; G4 YAll Most Car % F, C6 L/ ~% S& R
Annoying Mechanics Constantly $ v* M' o4 L: v' y8 p$ H- l
Automotive Mental Cruelty ! B; n3 O; P0 `6 U
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% F' H9 \9 i" V9 nAUDI:
5 U7 I ?+ v+ D& {$ _" @# h' OAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
' h j4 [" Q1 E* Y: ]2 RAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
0 J* @" S0 i/ _2 V) }3 H; A- fAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
+ f0 u/ }" j" y. r0 [Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
- u7 I$ D5 u9 d4 `/ A" |7 s9 NAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence , r8 q1 J! o9 J9 W9 b
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 6 h5 t9 N- b1 M" v
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
7 W" q. |9 d% g! L" cBig Money Works & K- X: d" _, I: _6 Q0 O6 y# }
Bought My Wife
& k j P# F2 _( g) sBrutal Money Waster
- [9 G1 A% t4 n$ M# ?5 V# IBreak My Window 6 y" K- m: ~ E# {. F& N% ]( J) g
Break My Windshield
$ d% m/ D! [$ u0 Y8 JBabbling Mechanical Wench
- R( u! H: v! `$ \# Y# ?Beastly Monstrous Wonder
* `, u- K5 O/ b+ [Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
' Y! r+ o" c1 c5 D N9 t. kBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 8 x t; R/ D( U5 I$ Z
Barely Moving Wreck $ F5 U, C/ }# N8 N, S0 a: w
Big Money Waste
: w8 c9 L R8 Q$ a/ q: O4 R. I$ ~Big Money. Why?
2 ^, [) V" u3 L0 a( gBig Money Works
) z* |( G9 B+ P0 UBorn Moderately Wealthy
" m# c" l% a! v L" }0 q' ~5 CBreaks Most Wrenches / S- G. d# S' B# ^. ~" ?) q" }
Bring Many Wrenches : p. [. U, f6 e2 G+ X: i, k
Brings Me Women . [4 R$ @4 ]% n1 R
Brings More Women " z R2 O, P& _- w2 G) y3 d: Q/ Y* p
Broken Money Waster ' `" B) g+ Q0 r T
Broke My Wallet " \' ^" o3 W2 ]* a
Broken Monstrous Wonder
7 O. m4 b# M" p G) R% J+ TBumbling Mechanical Wretch
$ p6 {2 ^8 i; A( F0 }Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
1 @5 w$ i& z! SBavarian Manure Wagon / F( i# H- ?9 g6 B1 M" ~" R
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% h1 x$ u/ A8 r1 n; v6 c; @5 j4 j/ W. zBUICK:
e2 r) |8 C2 A1 i& C2 D) v: lBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 6 ]* {1 W+ \' z; p8 I2 o
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: 3 f. |5 u6 J6 \1 B6 u
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
7 C6 G. G4 }' v. V @' FCan't America Make A Real One? Y9 A+ [4 R1 V; x8 N0 `7 k: s
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
# c/ | I6 H- ~. u4 y" L1 f6 ICould Always Manufacture And Recall Often + L: T) A8 i2 g) M) ]
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, P- O- g; c% }: q; ~% _CHEVROLET:
# M: j. ~ {. E8 \Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
& s7 n5 T( x( }, O, p; RCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time 9 B! z. a" x; m% l
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
3 F6 J P" e) H. K7 }5 qConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
; ~2 U- o4 r$ j: Z4 ~$ B5 L1 mCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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* G/ I9 _! W4 ^- h& R" K7 E. Y0 TDODGE:
: h" m D2 E" ? X( o P. v0 LDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
, B* f6 r- O" g2 P; O9 t: rDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
$ b { X: }( a4 n4 z7 E$ z9 P; SDead Old Dog Going East
6 i# c, e9 H q1 ODead On Day Guarantee Expires T$ M v' }' y/ ?/ M
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy # ?2 ^. o! a* {2 e N* R4 N
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired # }1 p7 m, I$ w* V5 q- v9 `
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter l; N& ]8 S0 ^1 N$ |
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
0 Z; S5 H% k7 Z* ^Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive / ]4 |6 r8 z9 C n0 a4 A( B3 i
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EDSEL:
. P0 X1 p5 @* o- A) Y" d2 {Every Day Something Else Leaks * m6 e5 L A* e
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 8 d$ V# `9 o, s7 ~+ q' W
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
5 M+ [& L6 c! s7 {- e, gFix It Again, Tony 2 |5 K1 U1 j; i& H
Fix It All the Time 6 d5 L" |' p5 d9 O
Found In A Toilet ; y) y/ U# |; K4 t# G
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation : A+ H, O7 J V4 J/ |
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FORD: / j; Q0 k7 K" ?4 ] j* u
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 8 R/ |/ Z9 T) w
Fix Or Repair Daily / Y9 E' ]$ `9 Y2 l
Found On Road Dead ) C2 n: N9 s# H( c# a1 a3 u+ M! g
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
# ~- @6 o# g1 d$ v* |, LFirst On Race Day 2 r- c. x3 b9 G+ G7 z/ L8 d/ u( i
First On Recall Day
1 r+ J+ ^2 @6 w. y& DFabricated Of Refried Dung
' W/ ~: k9 I. J0 I$ @8 EFails On Rainy Days ! ?/ b$ t. r% T8 f2 v G8 H: o6 U
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
! ^! E$ u$ G: N9 }5 E. tFatally Obese Redneck Driver
4 j: E% f8 z8 j6 V4 j5 h$ jFault Of R&D
% x, @" B$ S! a% Q1 N# y) u# ZFinally Obsolete Racing Device
+ ~' o/ ?- P6 z0 uFireball On Rear Denting
* h \; o2 p: ^) lFirst On Road to Dump / b, w1 C+ ~1 m7 T9 k8 D. g
First On Rust and Deterioration 3 k7 y9 d3 M3 C9 I
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma 4 y! U2 h5 o& t, g1 n
Flipping Over Results in Death 4 [. n$ V) l4 c- Y
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster . l7 K6 Q/ C+ r+ ?8 K
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled F8 [5 j3 v+ U3 s
Foot On Road Decelerates 2 m# V; S* M7 b
Forced On Reluctant Drivers ! E1 y% w7 R$ S
Formed Of Rejected DNA ) |( S2 J. e: x E
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
7 Q# h) W5 n# i: \Forward Only; Reverse Defective 4 Z- S7 r$ _: p1 K" q/ ?
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 5 p0 q1 x6 d! V4 I- V. Y ~/ |
Fork Over Repair Dough
% q) n9 Z% F# {2 n& E! ~Fouled Out Re-done Dodge & f) E8 P) I7 Y3 u: e
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
% a& W! x& V- xFree Or Reduced Drastically
: b; O% b+ l* w- c$ R5 }+ A7 bFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
. d# B; v! n1 BFumes and Odors Readily Detectable ) c, g/ p7 V1 W$ ~3 c( n1 q
Funny Old Rattling Dump 8 P' J7 a- m6 |. }9 g0 U
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
& t5 v( s) F6 B+ SFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
" t9 z, T4 c& h7 o- r; K) P! X$ AFound Out-Right Dangerous
' u2 z: b$ V9 O- KFuture Of Racings Delight + A/ C3 Y: R& D# Z8 ~# f) b
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot % S e# Q; e9 X; F& f7 p
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ; R6 W6 D( d& o' H, v
LTD:
/ J" `% `( S/ |+ d4 m1 h; v( NLacks Total Dependability 0 _7 E3 U9 `% E; E4 K6 b
Lots To Do
' e1 ]/ a% @+ fLooses Transmissions Daily 7 O9 R' G3 Z, p9 P
1 h" B ^8 C: ]! B+ NGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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* g, E w" L) h2 g( LGM: ' |* N" u: H v; ^9 _5 ?# w3 n) h: K
General Maintenance 2 Z$ O0 C4 i4 l. q
Great Mistake
" `% Z3 Y3 ~: S7 Y C- K! D0 ]Garbage Motors ( K" h# g3 F" m
Generally Miserable 8 p4 b3 g; W( G6 p' U! Z
Grossly Misconceived
+ U: ~5 B6 y- oGluteus Maximus 0 S- ?6 m! B& x% u
Good Money ; v9 X) a, n2 h3 ^" N) s) s
Goofy's Manufacturing " W3 T; `# ?* ~ p+ t$ w' Q
Gone Mental
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GMC: & S" y- b" H0 b
Grief & Misery Combined 6 s B7 D) ?; C& ]" a
Garage Man's Companion + l2 T# Z. E! S4 z% a& y
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
4 w h$ g. d5 p, M. pGenerally Mediocre Cars
/ N' l2 N7 k5 z( v: G6 L9 MGet More Chicks
; v+ t3 F2 Q% H: M8 d1 u" D7 kGets Mechanics Crazy
, o! {! @( n, _2 a. CGods Mechanical Curse
; M' k2 V) V( N7 y- ~Got More Crap
/ C R2 j9 i: U! M3 Q" z: O3 b) B/ kGreat Mountain Climber + k, m7 Y5 q" O. G. W, }# Q2 l5 i
Great Motor Car ) \ g" I& x! {/ \( Z. P" V) k) W
God Made Chevy 8 c' N4 E9 i% T
Good Moron Car $ I1 f. z, V% J/ `" [
Got Mine Cheap
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Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
# ^7 f1 P. ]3 b* G: T$ F! eGas, Tires, Oil ! I* d( P( x; t# ]' O
Get Tools Out * n& ~8 D+ h) T( N8 Q8 _
Get To Onramp . b- {: q7 d% l% Z
Good To Own ' O& b: b& t% `' @9 E2 z, @ |
Get The Others 6 l& N5 U2 e; ]! S: E/ m
Generally Trashed Out ( s0 \/ e0 F( o3 F0 g/ X
Good Time Out ; p1 X5 V0 D3 i9 W
Gone To Overdrive 2 j/ B4 U& l0 s$ O9 |/ V" l7 M
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HONDA:
& n; P" g8 F- |, h) ]Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
% w! e# N, |* V- z/ }2 ^; LHad One Never Did Again 9 w% U' u: m1 y* F, z4 ]
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
* z) j. j6 p9 \+ m' v+ O# bHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
) {# C+ j& O# e5 iHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ( M% J, C, j i6 k" f9 o; F. E
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
% T* T* ^; d7 Z. Z5 g4 MHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? % t" {% h3 |1 P/ W0 r$ k
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 7 M9 g2 p9 [: h( Y2 T0 A
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" n7 z# k2 G' o: q( m- |HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 0 @" `) b) |* v- N( M) M7 k
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: b( u4 C# X2 |% r. a0 d' fJust Eats Every Part # X( H9 m' w% @# W; d; q
Just Empty Every Pocket
4 z0 y z; I$ }Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 3 V' l) l2 z" g. e1 P: F% ]
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
5 P8 l2 s- e7 F: Z8 @0 [3 D) B wJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
1 @ s+ Z+ x" Y( uKick It Around # l/ @7 Z" v* |) Y" S
Kick It Again 0 I- l5 j7 r1 s1 z3 y% P
Killed In Action 2 v5 a B* |3 Y8 S7 \
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$ [, o& J& H7 R7 tLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 7 W6 r1 `) Q4 J$ M
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
, ]$ S; o* q/ f: E5 a% eMoney Guzzler
/ e5 q! f5 J. w9 @% Z* _Mostly Garaged : G8 M: T: u% {% y, e V) I6 r, j( G
Major Goof
# \5 M# Q9 l" T3 u: \9 E4 _MGB: Might Go Backwards - j3 o, _ A e+ u" b+ g
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
% l# y( Y0 Y4 c. k- @MGB: Motor Going Bad
! f' U. _; o. f: s$ |$ [MGF: Might Go Forward
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) H% `& f m8 M! lMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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6 o3 V! d2 @' _3 _4 L3 RMOPAR # P, L3 u, M; G1 D
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
/ M3 T2 h; o1 B* r" C7 v# V* vMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
8 g, M7 W( J$ x- NMost Often Passed At Races 0 f0 f! Y/ y7 D; H8 `6 H# k2 A+ W
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
5 I7 N ]6 `# OMove Over People Are Racing 9 w) U) K4 P. }+ _; Z9 H0 q" j
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
+ r3 Y- B# {7 Y' u% Z1 p2 OMy Old Pig Ain't Running
. |/ M) \0 P$ J8 S/ _My Only Problems Are Repairs * x% m8 C4 [ a3 i
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
8 J# e8 m7 T7 H( ~( D) E) J/ cMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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MUSTANG: V$ t* ~2 C1 J( ~& y# F) z0 {( o% b; v
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good # |3 r4 J/ z8 \3 W
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ) W! R! h2 }* V- d) }
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ( B; ^6 Y) \+ V( `$ ^
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO * Z2 F) }' w4 e! o p! i
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) Z6 U- u& }" F, ^# h: \OLDSMOBILE: ! k5 J) y! K/ X" V9 |" w
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
7 H6 p) c4 {# W4 D) z, POverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment + f3 j# Y! \# A+ L8 K/ ^# F
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PINTO:
1 _/ _! Z. i# o3 WPut In Nickel To Operate
- a$ g% u. T T7 ^Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook / L- C1 m; `3 D" v x
Put In New Transmission Often
! K1 H _, h) b% o; uPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
M3 h1 G2 W5 B* w2 g9 M* YPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
$ p+ }3 H! U4 F4 [3 h/ TPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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/ B8 W5 m! @. D( r( q3 GProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
# Q d# w3 D4 e& s' a' A7 nPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back
" z' q* t. B0 t+ t/ |( uSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown * a# ^4 G" Z) l i$ w e
Sad Attempt At Beauty % t- h! Z8 t) o
Sorry Auto, Always Broken ' ^8 j; t5 ` ~
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 1 i% g4 v5 r3 D; ]& Z# D. \
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
( Z: A% v3 F) X& ~( s% ~1 c) }Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 9 I; g; Q( |3 ]. b3 R
The One You Ought To Avoid 7 U7 K; W, ]$ x, k: w
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TRIUMPH: ' `: {+ Y) G. p3 c8 d6 C
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! % ^. I1 U) o9 o }
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 0 x4 {3 t3 N- t0 G; H7 C- J0 a
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N. z6 }: ^: d* D. nTR: Tools Required 2 h1 U. e6 |7 Y$ ]% j8 Q) V
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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