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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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c0 }; A6 `6 }* G7 K/ oACURA:
8 i! L% e, t6 s& OAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 0 Z) X+ k& i9 J$ Y Y7 g) o
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America & v. m) l: X% r& L2 `0 \
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AMC:
u4 m7 S) G4 e, X3 UAll Makes Combined
4 J& D1 w/ ^ M0 nA Major Cost " e6 o. s% {' L* R% q1 Y$ q
A Mutated Car
5 j6 j, f2 w3 Q; }. S- [, sA Morons Car
P* j$ B; m7 j3 C. G& B. q5 IAnother Major Catastrophe
6 Q' m: N1 k7 E5 K9 BA Man's Car
0 A8 [. Q, `* H* w/ o8 B4 [) KA Miss Conception % v: |; p1 w$ ?6 W1 ]
All Muscle Car
* F- r* z" m/ j6 bAll Most Car " [: [. @5 ^: n6 a% X4 B4 y
Annoying Mechanics Constantly - t. P4 A9 S, b) T" t" \
Automotive Mental Cruelty 3 R. E0 m0 f+ s" [3 j2 i6 E3 q* P
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AUDI:
- b' \$ {$ J. SAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 6 t5 l, U$ ~" f, a
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence / x% l! s9 @! J* ?, n! X' X3 J
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
) J* }0 T& A) {) aAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention 9 O) ?- a$ n7 Y! J9 `0 g
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 9 d+ n+ l1 v3 o3 Z9 S! K, n9 g- V
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
. z8 p( k" B8 W! D# n# r0 w7 @- T( XAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
3 {7 \: y/ E0 Z0 t4 l5 s, SBig Money Works
/ g/ c* w8 o- m" `2 h2 cBought My Wife : B4 ~3 M* a+ a0 O* O
Brutal Money Waster
- T# y& c2 f2 {9 o( A: s \Break My Window
/ h, s8 w4 P6 o6 {4 L* h rBreak My Windshield
( C) B7 d' m2 R2 x% z4 p9 TBabbling Mechanical Wench ) K3 R, d, p% E2 c: |
Beastly Monstrous Wonder & _; |9 c( k, `+ {$ f
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
/ p/ s5 `% c6 u) KBeautiful Mechanical Wonder ; P. O; ~$ d, s* ~" A- R6 W) Y
Barely Moving Wreck 1 s6 V0 I1 V6 |5 C6 }; P" Y
Big Money Waste 8 _2 C+ ~* ]; ]( q5 o% n6 p
Big Money. Why?
, x b! P. x ^; gBig Money Works 6 x+ P& N. D% W' A' q5 m9 U
Born Moderately Wealthy 0 Q% S% ], x$ S# R3 h3 R
Breaks Most Wrenches
$ Q3 i- J/ e6 d* V3 S$ i) |Bring Many Wrenches
" U+ f5 C" x* P: O, @0 k2 }; A, Z4 xBrings Me Women
; T" B8 s# K: N m- k* fBrings More Women
' {: n" M/ p( t# t0 ^Broken Money Waster + ~& p: c3 ^$ P. Y! `% R( |
Broke My Wallet 5 G9 W9 F, i& [8 @
Broken Monstrous Wonder ; i& {; B% s2 U# ^, Y+ u8 ~3 [5 i
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch % k8 ^7 R/ c' [% U* A
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
B& N$ Q8 V* @4 |3 KBavarian Manure Wagon " Z1 k' q( y+ z7 r
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) p. Z8 Y7 x P9 P# u1 vBUICK: ' n# E7 _, Q: f9 F9 Y( L/ j" i
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer , u& k% y1 h3 \8 c0 ?
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro:
. p( w2 }! ^4 R; {6 j/ t! m: |! {Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
; H, i! Z" O7 g) W. r$ }Can't America Make A Real One?
/ d8 ]$ Q! m6 [1 F+ eChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 8 E# Q; J" f% ?; F# y0 d7 @
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often - M( k7 L+ {- r7 i% P; u" r7 P
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" U, i0 K$ p' MCHEVROLET: 7 m9 N" ?9 w8 c1 N8 P' ]
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
% d) s' J0 S; q4 r6 wCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
! z: k7 A& y- i& uCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time $ F$ X* D+ h; m8 U$ E4 y
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
# r( Q ?+ j& }+ U4 h) YCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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7 b7 ~$ f) {- y$ UDODGE:
8 C; n9 C! L+ h! d0 k- r6 z* r7 wDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
% [( i3 R+ r, T- \! gDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater - r' _" h1 `7 h0 w
Dead Old Dog Going East I7 H' r7 F; F& x5 P
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires t! t B1 o% ?9 N- l/ X
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 0 _! T6 M) j) [ a8 C C* r
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired . {. t- L) P; c" `
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
; x4 @' L& b- F- u8 NDear Old Dads Garage Experiment 8 n# n- N9 b8 m; w' f: b
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ! d2 b$ \6 e* A0 `( h9 N( Q
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EDSEL: ! U2 W7 n3 \0 E: Q1 K
Every Day Something Else Leaks % v- l8 r( @! [9 ^8 Q0 M8 m
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 0 Y m4 o7 R% }; F( t) U- r
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 3 _! f+ W! w! l" P
Fix It Again, Tony ) {6 i0 k3 i: T, G% c5 V) q
Fix It All the Time
$ I9 ]7 x }5 q8 f& V$ AFound In A Toilet
) A" z- U. b* B, k1 vFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation , r# {8 c% R* d& A
6 V/ a) g1 H/ xFORD: * N3 W! u0 A6 R H
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
. t' z7 v2 I: R# X( TFix Or Repair Daily 8 \5 a6 h, F- L8 ?; ~
Found On Road Dead & o/ O2 f' @ q `5 J
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
5 e3 K; m2 q, d) J% Y/ JFirst On Race Day 9 w: Y& B+ |: o2 ?/ I9 [
First On Recall Day
! e6 ^- q$ E# V9 J& ]Fabricated Of Refried Dung ' R5 R3 r: |# Y# B# A0 S
Fails On Rainy Days
( t' s7 Y1 h/ u6 RFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
# Y) F4 A/ C7 ^: g; A- t6 iFatally Obese Redneck Driver
0 j+ ^3 W+ j* z. Z- U3 oFault Of R&D
# ?3 d& e/ S7 Y6 J7 \2 @Finally Obsolete Racing Device
2 ]' G; w+ g2 ^; u. c5 X, EFireball On Rear Denting
- w& ~' i, N) |- x, O0 B+ x4 W# A% rFirst On Road to Dump
8 Z6 {1 X) Y- [First On Rust and Deterioration + F3 X* K! m8 Z
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma / b u: f' N, ?/ @
Flipping Over Results in Death
( N4 ~$ U( _+ [3 F5 U1 A% E3 X. LFlipped Over Roadside Disaster % C+ h9 V0 v3 M3 R2 A, `! ^
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
( L( h S5 Q' z# }2 XFoot On Road Decelerates 9 N5 h {, b" _* m* ~4 H- e8 _
Forced On Reluctant Drivers ( Q6 |+ u2 }6 E/ V- ~. _# J
Formed Of Rejected DNA
. F6 \& a) v3 K1 H! wForwarded Once; Return Denied
. g: O4 X! x/ u" p# O. mForward Only; Reverse Defective
- J$ `4 v, `8 s" i* j& IForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin " r3 Z2 n E ?6 M+ s
Fork Over Repair Dough
2 \3 v$ I0 H( }3 f5 k# n, Z+ VFouled Out Re-done Dodge $ G+ p3 _/ o' Q& L% k5 \6 K& k/ a
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
. j# o+ y" d6 @: J6 T# b# V! M2 bFree Or Reduced Drastically 2 _ V6 [3 u* O. y; B; V
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed , @- S! k- ^7 v$ {
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
) ?+ g& P6 {& l$ i- B+ p% nFunny Old Rattling Dump
' [- x+ B2 r8 {! K9 r6 y8 W9 HForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) $ [1 _9 g9 t4 h, I/ i6 {
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
, z( u. A* L; C, iFound Out-Right Dangerous ' \: ?5 j9 C3 A; O3 A. Q1 ~6 A
Future Of Racings Delight , A9 o! `2 B% b$ [/ v6 S, E8 R! R# z
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot , \/ W; t# M" \4 x5 h) X3 w
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 5 H' s* [; b" O' g N* r" w
LTD:
) Z; c; f J. F$ q% I( \2 ZLacks Total Dependability & g0 ^2 [( K' m- h! v4 o6 N& S
Lots To Do $ ~( n6 u1 u4 z) j
Looses Transmissions Daily
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: % p& e" {! m( B3 P9 ]/ H3 q/ J
General Maintenance 9 \' M6 z5 b- X X6 e
Great Mistake 8 |4 ?5 ~9 {0 |9 V& G
Garbage Motors $ E5 F, b8 P m
Generally Miserable + S$ S/ ]) k8 p, x% Q4 F
Grossly Misconceived
( E/ [* \5 U6 R1 L+ ]Gluteus Maximus
4 J% O* v; g7 h! a. C) w- u/ HGood Money
% c: Q& j. ]; |) l1 J: f9 _; gGoofy's Manufacturing - B J- d4 V, x; z3 L" ~$ p$ E
Gone Mental - |, X: w3 C: U Q
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% \4 [0 M& }. i, eGMC:
8 u. M, t$ N! g( lGrief & Misery Combined , ]; {: P* m* W6 C
Garage Man's Companion
, k0 N- b: V7 @9 i9 B! d' GGotta Mechanic Coming? " f- w" h2 |7 V& O# T! u2 F
Generally Mediocre Cars u& E6 `3 c& I/ c# l- W% T
Get More Chicks
; R6 b8 B% G, x1 X$ k3 P! t u+ o- V# lGets Mechanics Crazy 3 { o+ X# N4 w0 u
Gods Mechanical Curse
5 l6 L- N/ ^$ |0 j- k6 m& w5 J% W/ IGot More Crap $ k! x+ g I# b7 Y' R8 Z$ ^* W
Great Mountain Climber
& `3 e8 b G) \# EGreat Motor Car
% W& l) x8 @1 g; SGod Made Chevy
1 l7 p i; p$ bGood Moron Car # a9 B w0 R2 @) x* s
Got Mine Cheap 6 x! w, I4 J" ~( y( w
Get My Checkbook
) Q7 O4 U' _3 }: e) H0 O' A2 tGone Mad Corp.
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8 M1 x& [2 Z2 DGTO:
) {. G1 k) O& g% x: r7 LGas, Tires, Oil
* e" n6 L- k) Q" T2 X# DGet Tools Out
; |9 U3 r& E% G8 j! EGet To Onramp 5 Z' q9 Q v8 Q1 \: q+ Q p* f4 D
Good To Own
& b$ a1 |% O( {2 y" J: rGet The Others
/ c3 V1 {1 I, y# X9 LGenerally Trashed Out
- B0 n) l" N' C- FGood Time Out
4 R4 R7 W* a0 q. i( ]: i+ {/ dGone To Overdrive / X' h+ l( Y5 T6 b& t% f# i
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$ Z1 B% i$ r) c F1 p4 t: yHONDA:
9 R; Q4 x# T0 i4 tHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
8 s+ }& D/ q2 U4 b9 oHad One Never Did Again
* g0 ?5 @+ O* D- \/ fHang On, Not Done Accelerating
7 R) J5 N4 D p0 q2 cHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
* ]1 e3 g' b/ H2 Z( Q6 ?9 h! BHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
$ b6 @+ I" j8 k) h2 B2 nHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration : Z1 T& D9 I* ~
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
( {) v @- V( E& S) }! g. ?- kPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes # h2 R4 y# B" y8 C4 N
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... - A% P1 c. _4 y
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JEEP: 2 a! _ T( B. U, h
Just Eats Every Part
7 n: O) ~3 h+ i* LJust Empty Every Pocket ! A3 ~: t; B# } t
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly ' g+ j# p1 D) `6 m. E
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 1 Z# e1 y: G( g9 e5 Q9 D1 b
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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$ Y g# }6 o) ]% `Kick It Around 3 c, b% Z1 o' c6 @" C
Kick It Again
" Z8 X$ O6 f* k7 g0 WKilled In Action ) } x1 U6 Q Z! ]: W; B: v3 f1 t
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along ' ] ?8 R/ Q' N: k4 S ~6 u5 u8 U
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Money Guzzler ! _+ [7 F5 F- a: v- [+ e' q& T
Mostly Garaged
' q" x2 r# X1 p" M) s+ OMajor Goof 7 P$ S+ }: e9 o; x9 D1 K8 c% J
MGB: Might Go Backwards 0 p' r: W0 K! i! c D
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
, |4 o6 }/ A2 G; c8 n8 \6 TMGB: Motor Going Bad : V4 n+ c# N% {4 b& g
MGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 8 G/ V, u" H1 b5 M
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MOPAR
" _0 C' q+ E5 o. j( N5 q2 }Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
, C3 `) u8 N2 Q' N, b- n- ^Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
0 Q Z3 A( r6 QMost Often Passed At Races
; P: m3 c- P8 lMostly Old Parts And Rust
% p) d6 j# Q* ]4 p( j' T4 G+ sMove Over People Are Racing
) n* J7 m* F" v X: }2 PMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 3 l* M3 `5 o( I. b4 ~1 @& s
My Old Pig Ain't Running
: }8 g7 e; h( h, m3 p& H% q4 J) ]My Only Problems Are Repairs 9 c5 h1 B/ X! V3 @# u: j
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
, g, t7 b' z2 ]$ \+ QMore Often Parts Are Replaced 9 G; [2 G( _5 @3 m. V
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: W" ` m5 a- Y" N4 n! zMUSTANG:
, @' o1 `- o! pMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
* M$ i) ~# e& U8 L, tMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
4 h$ `+ t* s! T3 ]5 ^' YMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
2 ?! `: k, V8 A; h& sMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 9 t) |: H6 h2 W7 ^' f
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OLDSMOBILE:
. E# z/ X) j. ]Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday - n1 Z4 V- m8 ]. r4 g$ C
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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) [0 q1 E& A1 T/ j ~4 Y) O- y2 HPINTO: $ G; P8 s4 A1 u# V- ?, o
Put In Nickel To Operate
, y9 ]" o1 t% m4 b4 W- x: CPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 3 Z }7 X2 \1 [. J
Put In New Transmission Often ( @' J! I2 O5 W1 N, n/ |
Pushed In Neutral Too Often 3 x1 {* M, P, A( n0 w, M3 F" k
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PONTIAC: 0 y6 D9 B9 L- {% {' Y3 m$ z
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car & q1 q$ f; ]% f1 Q( W- G) y( S
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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4 w2 P9 d1 ?# O% c0 _PORSCHE: # A6 _/ r) d1 N7 C, }# X! n
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
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SAAB:
7 I+ S! h. | y1 c/ N& |Send Another Automobile Back
P( K6 g% A2 G; }; VSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
e: R: s& i8 y* p8 \: WSad Attempt At Beauty ' U+ [# B: c& q
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
% f1 x5 `9 t* b1 OShape Appears Ass-Backwards : x5 G8 j3 _6 d* d, j% |& w, S$ O% x
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- r. \8 d- g! H! g3 w! O- HSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually _4 g, U; ] L' w1 e
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9 r! Y6 t" K% O* L, e6 B XToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto $ I" C& h+ d, n0 }% r/ a$ U
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
7 k$ [# I2 I; o Y; D- K" PThe One You Ought To Avoid # g9 e O! ?4 u0 V5 G% \8 B
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TRIUMPH:
: z8 t% W) l0 i) U2 |This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ! s0 G* l8 O: T& t* g
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ! O2 m" t2 s3 o8 x4 f( J; _- }' ]$ e
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0 \4 u2 @; s/ U( m; X5 ~8 Q* k3 [TR: Tools Required & T8 {+ I* N0 Z6 i
3 X( T% S7 x! u- `; BVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 3 f! f2 `* r# q8 F; F# J! \4 |
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VW:
+ v# o* o6 f3 V w# I: JVintage Wreck ; i. z0 d& w: X; S
Virtually Worthless |
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