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0 L% z/ z1 L/ i" y6 k. |ACURA: / I$ X7 F: H- c( H# l
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile & t( ?, |4 V3 T/ k3 F q
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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2 X0 X+ }" j. ~0 H! tAMC:
( }& H- D! w; e4 @0 ~7 \2 ZAll Makes Combined
0 ^8 ~/ X# _( D- F0 z$ GA Major Cost
, m% Z+ {/ k! u* G& G- ]A Mutated Car
- R" R: m+ s' S/ DA Morons Car 7 A$ E- e1 A" I4 q
Another Major Catastrophe
5 w; w, h% a) j0 YA Man's Car
# m) K+ m" {, U( j* hA Miss Conception
5 }! c7 h. k- vAll Muscle Car
4 P: ~* J7 i! `" }All Most Car # c3 O' ]8 N+ Q/ G) Z+ P
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 7 C: o# e! m0 m4 A- L0 \4 p/ H$ S
Automotive Mental Cruelty 0 b- ]; ], [ ^. O5 P
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AUDI: 3 s5 ]3 b9 m( g1 n+ d
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
' I: v7 T- n B& I# @6 tAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
6 v& b/ ]: x" P2 C6 DAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
/ Y; U3 `- O6 KAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention / y% E6 o8 g+ L' \
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ) F9 e. e2 x- U1 @: Y
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. / Y0 L- ^2 b: a: F8 v j3 E( ^; c
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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" r5 T' w! M( dBMW:
- g: x& X) b( I/ aBig Money Works - q, a7 x) ]9 o& Q
Bought My Wife 4 B: I: h% `/ t
Brutal Money Waster
) D1 U# \, s- c J5 p: h" CBreak My Window ; @8 g9 r3 L2 s
Break My Windshield : V1 G, T2 O2 I! c3 t- b
Babbling Mechanical Wench 0 Q$ J- b9 Q% j7 E0 V1 Q. k
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
: z8 C0 Z% G6 E ~4 e2 X" ~Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels - {( q+ \- k1 J7 _ |; [
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
/ F) N4 Q9 b9 ~ v$ g6 A' rBarely Moving Wreck # E2 T: B2 {( H1 C q. g" q
Big Money Waste 4 ^. B# y2 R- ^2 q1 k& a% B
Big Money. Why? & }2 h8 n3 i. e/ r
Big Money Works
- a/ f# H# \/ H% |5 m- ^% tBorn Moderately Wealthy + Q+ O* T) i& |" S
Breaks Most Wrenches
9 B. _' A1 y; V, r8 H FBring Many Wrenches
( b- t g3 F9 A0 M/ n# ^7 f# t& `Brings Me Women
, ?6 @# x( [$ z0 v' j) v7 ?Brings More Women # D! R. u7 E5 Y2 @/ T% R0 [
Broken Money Waster , b; X+ N, L) X$ g
Broke My Wallet
( G1 G) k9 S WBroken Monstrous Wonder
% R8 z f: U b0 cBumbling Mechanical Wretch
2 S3 x4 p: N6 b% b! rBlasphemous Motorized Wreck 3 C2 D, L5 i( y1 m
Bavarian Manure Wagon - a+ q. N& C& Q8 R
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BUICK: % I3 X5 x! E$ w Z' S: S, @" ~
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 1 x2 y7 H2 o8 E" F8 l5 L, j
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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Camaro: + f5 U- `8 s+ ^% c6 r; p! j/ C8 p
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? ; G9 T2 `; h- ]
Can't America Make A Real One?
& O& I, z2 M+ Q1 K* PChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
" I! Z) ~3 ~; R! o& [1 j) |* hCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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l, H( z" j x+ ~CHEVROLET:
0 h/ z1 P! g l1 ?" n+ JCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
1 K" m& M* V3 t+ N+ rCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Y9 y% |8 q3 @4 L8 {
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time ) @( G' u8 O+ z
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
- t( U& r& e8 B i1 TCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 0 Z8 y# o/ A& n4 M/ h% `! ]
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: C4 x8 I! _0 B: oDODGE: : @$ m3 i# Y6 Z5 }$ ?5 H/ Q: z
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
* v- b- {4 ^) U; CDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
* g* G+ j7 D' f' Y& kDead Old Dog Going East
2 ^# L8 A) N- iDead On Day Guarantee Expires
6 u% W& V3 I; XDead On Delivery, Go Easy
7 q4 u3 r/ X% \& @. _% Z0 b fDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
! W2 l) z2 [; \+ mDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
, K b4 O4 A* l! c, wDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
3 g6 D& Z a: b( r8 R$ X' WDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 4 i9 N$ q0 U0 Y- f5 E- l
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! X, `/ h$ J+ c% Q3 t/ [3 GEDSEL:
/ J9 k* ]$ M8 G, X) bEvery Day Something Else Leaks * J" k( s0 @# u; T, v9 F* v
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 7 o$ N) p6 `% W# N, J
3 T$ K) R0 m/ u" \6 g9 v% wFIAT:
0 F! D7 o. S* t5 C+ m- B) L: RFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 5 Y7 Q+ d+ t9 w! e% j# f8 A- ?
Fix It Again, Tony
' W) C/ g+ m. f5 c4 ZFix It All the Time
9 U" ?5 Q _% {1 }" o0 i' z# J$ NFound In A Toilet
% B& b9 D3 P1 l0 n' o) Y4 ZFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 6 w( D# D! L( X, M. O
7 k! p& \& A0 F7 XFORD:
2 b' E7 c$ l5 J. jFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge . L5 O4 g& j$ ^# v* ^# d; J& \
Fix Or Repair Daily ! s o4 ^: u& a) W" W3 `6 p' M
Found On Road Dead
5 P( f' e1 K# R: m! `' U% WFast Only Rolling Downhill - h* a7 U2 U1 ~
First On Race Day
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! i% T8 F* D# f6 V+ O- ^" _Fabricated Of Refried Dung
7 Z$ |& m! A9 U( q3 J M9 }& U6 \Fails On Rainy Days 9 N" y: I3 ^7 r% e; e$ L6 s/ t
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream / C5 k& K- |0 P- m1 E, N0 @
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver 8 w2 m" ~6 z9 p, f5 `* X) V
Fault Of R&D $ O1 }" s [) p- N/ J0 e& K
Finally Obsolete Racing Device - Z9 S7 W8 E. V; O `' v% ]
Fireball On Rear Denting
* ]( U: _ ~% n; @First On Road to Dump " ^8 b+ s( l6 H9 ?
First On Rust and Deterioration
8 W9 H$ J( U2 n. E! oFix Or Recycle Dilemma
2 V4 g9 F$ J6 IFlipping Over Results in Death ' x5 m4 d o; n1 S! C8 k
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster ) G+ g2 U% s! K0 Z
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled 5 t9 B) V' {& N8 y: X& f
Foot On Road Decelerates - ]# ]: C. N9 E3 H8 x: I" y8 s# r
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
8 d5 S% g6 Y: h% s; s s6 {Formed Of Rejected DNA ) a* A# i: ~& w7 ]
Forwarded Once; Return Denied , `$ h: _# f) c/ r5 |& E
Forward Only; Reverse Defective " K. \3 ~: ?0 A- X: A& J3 b
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin * V- }5 Q' B6 n1 I! y: o
Fork Over Repair Dough
- }6 B$ `; u5 zFouled Out Re-done Dodge 9 w0 D) i0 u9 b! {5 n
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
0 T% k4 z1 B7 v( H2 {0 M# `! IFree Or Reduced Drastically
% m) U8 k/ t3 R2 H2 }7 iFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 8 s" Y! g3 D2 { _0 l' Q- W9 d
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 5 G9 \& o' s, y5 e/ j
Funny Old Rattling Dump 8 ~. M0 o: f1 D2 x6 r4 V
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
h' n5 ]! I; f# o2 W% \3 jFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA : [1 `" ]% F+ |& I' w8 E' O! x
Found Out-Right Dangerous , F* e6 q$ c2 g; q+ @ P
Future Of Racings Delight & F7 J6 Q1 [ n. |7 d; w
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot * n2 N6 h7 |( C7 v; Z
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords # I* Q- @: }6 T
LTD: 1 c5 O" [" W0 n& l* S; f/ {5 b
Lacks Total Dependability
# d! K$ g) T0 H# `3 A! ALots To Do
7 E2 r* s' a! S1 i! O$ p' I+ Z0 {Looses Transmissions Daily & E8 D: J' U0 O/ v/ Z
. m7 K, ~' ]/ K4 K# | v! \$ O: PGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 5 @; a' U+ A3 Q
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General Maintenance " C% |$ b6 B; Y' w
Great Mistake . A1 A" z1 s6 e' a" Y
Garbage Motors 1 i7 j7 p) u5 X# n% L
Generally Miserable 7 H! N4 ~+ m* q' P
Grossly Misconceived
. X1 l D8 s1 IGluteus Maximus
( {# w; g/ L$ x: S1 ~. H! DGood Money 3 t' ]( ^( B# @, A# c( Z
Goofy's Manufacturing ' m* N* E2 x; r4 B* w& l$ [
Gone Mental
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! i' M* P0 V) J: EGMC: : j9 b# i3 R$ ?/ m' ^# w% O/ j
Grief & Misery Combined 0 D1 ]$ ]4 W9 N; F7 C# w- y% [( z) R
Garage Man's Companion
6 l2 x0 o6 S/ _2 x( i1 x- DGotta Mechanic Coming? + G6 [5 @1 }, ~$ ]( o/ ?9 |3 m
Generally Mediocre Cars - w1 Y$ K# w$ {5 |- ^
Get More Chicks 9 T1 p2 [; n' s4 B/ A! g* q
Gets Mechanics Crazy " @0 d3 h; a N* H: d/ N
Gods Mechanical Curse # P u/ a* b4 X- {$ x( h
Got More Crap
7 S! c. _+ c8 g* F1 Z% r+ }4 Z3 UGreat Mountain Climber " K8 s+ j+ i' j Y3 T
Great Motor Car
0 k8 R g) N* I, w2 M2 N6 w6 L' z- FGod Made Chevy
f, ~" v6 j: I: XGood Moron Car * m4 Y1 D# _6 Q8 e4 c
Got Mine Cheap
2 X9 |. o0 z8 O3 T. aGet My Checkbook
" ^, }! O% [" ?5 h, n* j. b% ?$ yGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
7 P/ z2 l' G8 yGas, Tires, Oil 9 m3 ]2 E/ m+ C
Get Tools Out 6 I5 ]0 B/ l6 ~: Y Z" N
Get To Onramp
" K- y3 C$ ^5 D; |7 B% SGood To Own / R$ v* c& f& D( A# y) \7 l# s
Get The Others
# W% D1 h% b+ U1 {5 a- i, lGenerally Trashed Out
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Gone To Overdrive - i7 h# R. t6 `+ Y& A3 i
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- K% y; ]. m* e8 Y, H. lHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
* r$ @5 K9 g8 h! z" e ~5 _: g; B* ^; `Had One Never Did Again
0 D3 t7 ^$ Z# D) r1 A' YHang On, Not Done Accelerating
- ?% V. H' _. W, T, g8 K/ bHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
0 E* w# h2 h5 q6 s& ~Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 9 B6 D4 T. P; O" x+ F
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration 5 e+ c: F$ q; ]3 [6 G2 S
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
! o* z/ p' S, A: ]+ L/ y8 zPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 4 J; N+ O& ~/ s( ^, d' w) i
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: 1 I) V$ _+ _. S0 G- p- Z
Just Eats Every Part 6 h' r7 Z1 o( d1 K7 }
Just Empty Every Pocket 5 A, a7 Z% b0 K7 P9 y) }
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
5 v3 b4 m1 E$ e) ?; g" }3 kJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 2 |$ T. ^- i. }, J: C- b
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts " d# K& L/ c# ~/ T7 Y
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Kick It Around 0 }' |9 ^! \ c/ P# ?) E
Kick It Again 7 k. I/ x+ C$ N, u$ d( E! i4 q' ?
Killed In Action
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! e0 f M/ O1 l( E3 tLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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5 T$ U& g- r1 {4 `MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along % n% k, L. m) J# a {2 K" a* X
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B0 h" ]! s& `Money Guzzler ! t$ L% ]5 Z; o6 R3 ]$ p5 ^
Mostly Garaged ! L* Q; S' \% j7 i* V7 q8 I
Major Goof
/ h7 P/ L8 M3 H- T7 JMGB: Might Go Backwards : l+ j+ k3 M/ Q+ w( B7 I, t; z6 T
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 5 @& l1 ?+ _& I, W' N* T1 L
MGB: Motor Going Bad
3 n$ J7 B" c9 _* a8 N: r, DMGF: Might Go Forward
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. h+ Z/ l" A2 t) UMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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9 q/ Q2 L9 Q# ]& d2 x5 tMOPAR
2 r- C9 S p& j W& \Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
- Y. g% q! s, u$ X" OMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously ' H" a6 a+ ^$ q
Most Often Passed At Races c, m2 o# `& X& c
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
/ b( l* N. K1 o* x' B* \0 p+ CMove Over People Are Racing
+ n1 n" w/ J- C5 F1 VMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly ' i7 D% S3 V* e" S0 F4 B
My Old Pig Ain't Running
4 E, t5 z2 k- z9 U9 `My Only Problems Are Repairs
+ V! O0 Q- a8 k6 {2 Q2 QMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
/ H5 {5 k7 B# C! |$ w' a# BMore Often Parts Are Replaced 4 h8 K' F% |4 B. P) j1 y+ k
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6 z3 ]- J& t' j$ \5 g' h/ @- }# J# aMUSTANG: 3 f; b3 r: v% x( V, \
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good & C+ Y N9 ~3 {: z2 `
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
} q' ^6 \( mMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go " o0 ?3 `$ D4 Y/ N
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO 5 z/ t7 k& V8 z
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+ Q1 X, t* I+ t' y& w1 @8 U1 C& Z' sOLDSMOBILE:
2 L8 {' v9 R! W- o! bOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
3 ^7 |5 W" h% z- B- f5 |1 H6 wOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment . ?$ q1 F4 N) E2 h1 C% g
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: ^! f7 ]- Q7 J- Q& ePut In Nickel To Operate
& ~! _+ \3 k. s) J7 A- KPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 4 J r5 f1 _. q/ P# Q9 m
Put In New Transmission Often
# v$ U: K. A3 k9 s, xPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 2 @, o z Y7 x" ?8 K! W
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car # o. F) O7 V% S$ `) a
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
9 |, ?4 D- q. nProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ! j5 ?3 k1 n# J. k. l0 \
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back 1 Y3 ]$ G% Y6 Z
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
6 |& A1 T4 R8 t' o% w$ x4 b' [8 RSad Attempt At Beauty 6 t* ]7 a5 H. _: u. @
Sorry Auto, Always Broken . q) i% ^2 |( l4 h% h6 i6 J
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards : B S: E: H$ q
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) ^* F2 ~5 T& }1 o& F7 mSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ! j& q# F f0 ?! l4 ^
6 F% k, x- ~: V9 h7 gTOYOTA:
* A* q: I) T7 Y2 eToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
0 ?" G9 `7 `6 ~$ j& ]0 M. PTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
# H: \) f2 } a: GThe One You Ought To Avoid
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This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! * y. d& [5 C# i. h- o7 D
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! 8 t/ r& \2 C+ U) U9 z! e
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" d& j: U( J: ?TR: Tools Required / S! e: D' `9 H
5 i1 K' m: U/ t) r5 j% O: d8 P+ hVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 5 Z2 k) z2 W6 y" O4 K; n3 m
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Vintage Wreck $ ^! O" T) Q: q4 m S! M9 k) ]' p
Virtually Worthless |
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