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ACURA:
) L# V# r; X9 F w5 z- s; ]Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ) } W7 _/ `- S8 G
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 4 B. N1 e" D9 K" Z: i9 Z1 K8 f
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7 \8 p! v9 s9 O2 ^7 m+ AAll Makes Combined
5 x; A+ R$ A/ |( P* ?; A0 l" iA Major Cost ; K0 f3 E( }5 N% }7 S: @
A Mutated Car
, x9 L, E+ b5 B/ NA Morons Car ) @( U( x, U1 t+ R/ i. L- O
Another Major Catastrophe
- ^3 {- Q& q4 W3 kA Man's Car
' X. c8 m d4 R w; i9 A0 ~A Miss Conception
* {# c9 p/ F/ `% xAll Muscle Car
4 b$ H- f7 f& G( ]& jAll Most Car
8 S2 J- T; @( L! G1 h4 n2 CAnnoying Mechanics Constantly , D9 Q4 Q4 }) G! i+ O
Automotive Mental Cruelty ; Q0 Q4 J. ]) q+ N0 `4 Q5 c
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AUDI:
+ P$ g" A) U7 X1 dAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
6 G+ S& S% \+ Z6 F7 a3 p# S) i8 d$ sAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
$ J; z; Z3 j1 ^Automobile Under Demonic Influence
9 O$ ]+ \7 C& j0 W$ OAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
% S1 R" f7 A/ a% q% }! `Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
* Y/ k9 o- Q* WAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
2 D- l' I) t, oAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
/ A+ x6 x9 T/ H: O: MBig Money Works + d" z1 X' K/ L( O9 k* _3 e
Bought My Wife ' e* a6 `, C. |0 l. @ q
Brutal Money Waster + ~$ U0 Y0 Z- U- ]8 P' X
Break My Window
7 L) X& P( [+ ^% ~6 eBreak My Windshield # X2 @' W& W# B8 y& G8 S
Babbling Mechanical Wench $ X0 }4 H# F* {# g, C! L
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
4 o! J- K8 T( `" fBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
! Y9 y+ G) n! L" O& k. QBeautiful Mechanical Wonder . P, G+ |) m4 I9 h2 ?
Barely Moving Wreck
3 A1 I% \) @9 h- Y d* ]Big Money Waste 3 ^; M) Y5 M8 Q4 w) @1 i
Big Money. Why?
x6 t. r3 B# Z% N/ IBig Money Works ) C' J, i8 [1 i8 u2 U
Born Moderately Wealthy
. W% v$ d3 z$ y9 c/ c+ XBreaks Most Wrenches
' u$ u' }- }2 Y5 R+ @) ]Bring Many Wrenches + N+ g; g4 u6 |! m, H+ f+ p
Brings Me Women
8 S6 H- V( d- {1 _Brings More Women 4 m j- F/ b# m5 N
Broken Money Waster 4 O) G* r2 d. f- w2 o
Broke My Wallet
7 I. J* l; p; [6 i. P% t! l7 rBroken Monstrous Wonder
3 K" C( g, q2 KBumbling Mechanical Wretch
) G% H0 H$ T h& t) i" s: zBlasphemous Motorized Wreck * \+ R) S! H* G" A b/ n- q8 e
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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* R; b! b2 J! ?BUICK:
+ ]# b- |% o# h) ]: e% |8 sBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
9 w5 H7 a1 V+ f4 e* q9 i( }) _Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 6 _) _5 r+ j% n* H3 }
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( `, D8 L L6 t1 h3 p9 HCamaro:
# |5 y1 W7 U8 I3 h# b, {Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? . a! [ F/ h5 i
Can't America Make A Real One? ' U$ ?1 [ F3 K$ `1 B9 B
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 3 U) s$ G: P6 ], u* M% T+ L
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often $ \6 O/ Y# p: e
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CHEVROLET: 4 g) h; R& r# K0 O& d0 b
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
4 o! w7 R; ]) G/ GCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
t& Y1 `0 o7 r" ZCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
) r2 ]* ^/ x& DConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
) o8 ?% C/ R2 e ^Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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" [9 j9 O/ ]: x+ ?" rDODGE:
& L+ O- |/ h- \* M! p& k0 zDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
7 T0 c+ u* Z' i- D4 q) U5 b; A3 XDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
o: E; D4 X0 r- [* }/ M! E% ODead Old Dog Going East
4 t6 [% I# V- z1 G% U4 z# f1 FDead On Day Guarantee Expires
9 [3 e* P' x+ g; J. {Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 7 ]! n& S) v, P& C5 V" z" @
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 1 W. r& ]: o" m8 m7 x+ \% a& g
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
4 [9 b- C: [/ m; }: V& J d: ]( `Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment : b' x3 t6 m; C% T
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ! g& z( } k; ~, o6 q
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EDSEL: 2 l& G! f6 S L) y. ~9 r) Y
Every Day Something Else Leaks + j1 g; Q3 ~% Z
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs + s2 D' _$ d" k: j
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0 L2 R; N0 i2 V/ }+ q) V- jFailure in Italian Automotive Technology 6 X+ z9 Y# J/ E; o3 [- a
Fix It Again, Tony / f* t( w" D R+ K6 |
Fix It All the Time
% |1 F$ ~2 J- W$ i8 VFound In A Toilet
, g* J# @% e [1 ?$ j& b$ {Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD: % V8 V0 z( e% L& a
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
& b' t& W. t X, K6 y( L) PFix Or Repair Daily
# V7 l7 H6 J' z0 Q; S6 T% c4 tFound On Road Dead
4 o$ U3 k& Q* ~$ |: b# b+ g a9 FFast Only Rolling Downhill ; J6 S+ \+ y( ]# D
First On Race Day $ R+ G. L% _0 B$ {* G( l( A \8 n, H# }& {
First On Recall Day 7 Q: R w3 f+ n/ _8 |# F0 }) b
Fabricated Of Refried Dung ; Q% ~/ K( m: R3 F+ h& Z
Fails On Rainy Days + Z c* m/ D b. z5 K. t
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 0 z4 E3 T" T& i5 f8 w$ l3 f
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver # l! |' F( u2 ~
Fault Of R&D ' k' r% e& Y: X
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
. E2 v `; x& k* hFireball On Rear Denting ' k4 h2 i7 u6 _5 u$ A
First On Road to Dump
: Z1 v) s) Q( `& ~First On Rust and Deterioration ; [2 u4 ~; T e8 P$ {* w
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
* l' m1 J2 V2 _: }Flipping Over Results in Death ! M# A! h' w) l1 r$ V
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster ; z9 t3 N- e: x9 ]- B; @5 M p" O
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled ; q! V9 H& V" m
Foot On Road Decelerates
( P4 Z% q7 V& @Forced On Reluctant Drivers * B0 t4 u; \ C1 I
Formed Of Rejected DNA
( g1 S& y+ W. ~* mForwarded Once; Return Denied ) \4 b- C A2 l4 W# X. ]8 W7 h
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
# D) T1 L# ]9 S# L, z3 S6 v( WForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
' u# R3 t4 E5 V! n* P Q# XFork Over Repair Dough
4 E' E- R N x# {' V/ LFouled Out Re-done Dodge
# D: b1 p* _0 z# _5 n: bFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
8 X8 o! {1 }1 k. e, pFree Or Reduced Drastically " E. `1 X1 {" N
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
* H& P* i& O2 J' N9 _. s7 z: P8 yFumes and Odors Readily Detectable ( x6 U3 D1 }; [1 Q I: u. c$ o4 g4 H
Funny Old Rattling Dump , o5 M' W% ~. G) H4 i: |2 W- \% M
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) & ]2 ^$ K. ~7 N: C8 y. L
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
/ w7 I0 z/ n5 Z* h) T. ]Found Out-Right Dangerous
& v4 o) p) n/ x% A8 ^Future Of Racings Delight . j9 ]/ }6 G M; G. W9 g
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot . }5 Q3 y% Z% g, m. i. z* o
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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7 X- m& f! U# Z% ?Lacks Total Dependability
" }& e" I- Q! x- W; A; p2 |; dLots To Do
K/ r! [9 _9 G" g7 g2 eLooses Transmissions Daily / D: I* h7 O+ w
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked + W+ X4 v1 ~( `) k
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/ H8 Z, G, x% e2 qGeneral Maintenance
; {8 n- H% V0 W' @, rGreat Mistake
; y# u% |4 b# P8 CGarbage Motors
5 p6 X: H/ B# n' N$ n7 U' I% |4 BGenerally Miserable 4 Y1 t, t" q( Y$ s( g
Grossly Misconceived
* h2 G2 R: }; T* f+ eGluteus Maximus 7 |! R" ?1 J& {- N* }; J
Good Money # t: i: Q; y( a3 s, d
Goofy's Manufacturing . y. E( s" h* _) Y8 p
Gone Mental 9 [: F# `8 z3 f! y( H
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GMC:
1 f% K# C9 n& R# Z. VGrief & Misery Combined ! ?- m- b1 M& O7 ` X) s0 B
Garage Man's Companion 4 Z* h- H$ u% w- |
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
, X2 s1 b* c! ^4 V+ a9 E3 PGenerally Mediocre Cars / M3 z+ g3 V2 M/ h3 t" g6 u
Get More Chicks
& _7 G6 F3 F+ P& }. ?& K0 [Gets Mechanics Crazy % x4 h, w0 @) `% r" C( z5 }/ g
Gods Mechanical Curse & P2 S( m5 j }- v6 Y# L
Got More Crap
9 F. g$ \$ b4 wGreat Mountain Climber
/ p7 s5 S6 ~6 _2 a. w5 {- yGreat Motor Car
+ ?' r0 S0 o; q9 SGod Made Chevy ; @% R' B1 V7 o. |$ o
Good Moron Car
9 U9 {; z) G yGot Mine Cheap $ X* E& B* X# x" E! V
Get My Checkbook & i @$ M3 L+ r
Gone Mad Corp.
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2 I- a, i( k: V8 ZGas, Tires, Oil & W7 u4 N% `/ f3 ^
Get Tools Out
: }& @! a" L6 I& a3 Q+ r- z- @ cGet To Onramp
, l$ X) p4 k- A) @Good To Own
% g+ {8 l9 J) ?- C' H3 IGet The Others
' T" `6 c" }$ @5 I) }" NGenerally Trashed Out 5 B7 W- f/ ~7 T2 _8 \0 F, u2 \* | E! ]
Good Time Out
' U/ M& b( _- O5 M4 M( ]Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: * D7 N6 r. p4 f7 s
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 8 H- u& e- I8 g+ [* K3 a
Had One Never Did Again
3 t" [# ]6 y3 ?Hang On, Not Done Accelerating : [# w( U1 I4 p, K3 v8 q4 ~
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 7 K- U) Q5 q) b( B
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles ) c) V! s$ P7 F6 d6 T
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration * [& G x9 m# q$ n
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ( d. d+ y6 ^. E
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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0 h# C( t5 p n* V2 RHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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/ ^* S0 O6 e3 ?% G) qJEEP:
3 A( s: O+ Y7 d3 k; p' F1 i% kJust Eats Every Part
- O; a/ B. y @5 w) tJust Empty Every Pocket
7 [( v6 e, i2 o5 u) j0 @' K7 lJunk Engineering Executed Poorly $ B' O- R1 F+ y6 h3 I6 `
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ' Q! C. f& m7 x
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts 3 r9 c* @/ r/ \ s- D/ ~
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) O3 p7 ?' Y8 O: @Kick It Around 0 t& G4 g1 P1 `% g9 a
Kick It Again 2 g1 J5 t; E5 d; }
Killed In Action 0 g. j+ X. E* q4 b
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ( N7 l1 v. ]* ^3 A9 x% M
6 @: p+ g( e S5 |MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler 3 S3 K! ~- ]' S! ?' U
Mostly Garaged 0 t8 I4 v% ? i$ t
Major Goof
" |% }* P9 v7 Z! z& |MGB: Might Go Backwards - b2 u9 U, j- j
MGB: Might Go, But . . . , z2 ]% m+ I. B
MGB: Motor Going Bad
: k2 j. \: y, `1 i5 tMGF: Might Go Forward 8 d$ \# Y. c' j" E4 e
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR : C {( e0 }% h% N
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 8 e2 y% r* X; N- F# ^. U
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
& t, L6 `1 j4 V* D8 M/ qMost Often Passed At Races
! b2 X( ?. K5 SMostly Old Parts And Rust
) o7 l- t) y5 ^' J! L: t9 `Move Over People Are Racing 6 r3 B" ^$ o" m: i9 K
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
$ o1 l5 y7 Q* z- k" u" SMy Old Pig Ain't Running
- i2 O0 ^1 H( j8 g3 @& EMy Only Problems Are Repairs ' p6 g7 J, g# k3 g6 h# B
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement # L4 v) N# i _& M
More Often Parts Are Replaced ' I% z N( L* z( z" K
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, Q8 C& o' F8 p( b* ~" aMUSTANG: , s% m, T+ h+ e7 K# {9 |
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
! w3 _- y# c$ G9 @% D# wMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
^4 N$ c# ` l6 |Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
9 I& T1 c1 K1 G0 \" b/ ]' eMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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4 P5 |( i9 |- w7 u- U. w$ hOLDSMOBILE: , \9 t; m' L/ G7 ]
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday * k5 g4 {3 n7 }# _; ]& z
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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Put In Nickel To Operate , M4 H7 z9 A6 e8 Z' y8 h+ U
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
- T: d, U9 L1 R; j9 { OPut In New Transmission Often . I/ }" s0 [1 q+ x3 x# N
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC:
8 i7 n, H6 G! JPlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 8 `( u5 A1 b0 c- H& X7 ^
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 8 ~& }1 i, }$ v: G; P) c
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# h0 a8 c. U+ P9 }: z) h7 `PORSCHE:
5 K+ ~. s9 h2 I8 Q% S* XProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything + E2 ]; j. P3 [# ~
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough $ j% W" d$ V; n& a
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SAAB:
( F: F9 ?- b* R$ YSend Another Automobile Back 0 o! @! j/ V! X8 i5 L
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
& X( E7 }& _6 P7 a1 {% SSad Attempt At Beauty
0 v+ b5 H% t( r! D2 HSorry Auto, Always Broken % @4 D1 b, o& Y& C& s3 \( o0 V
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 3 ?. S0 G v" L6 @3 o# D. }4 C& d
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: 2 W4 Y( I1 I) G/ p6 ~4 F
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
: Q; Z- y( ?, f# u. ~Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 3 E9 N' w" Z3 q' a' e. b9 @
The One You Ought To Avoid $ I0 n: K* }; [$ e9 X/ B
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TRIUMPH: 0 \# f( _; d8 H+ a9 g, s- L
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
7 |/ i& D5 _& [Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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9 h9 V( c0 c8 B0 @$ K8 _1 }Vintage Wreck . t$ L6 T0 S. J! M l: b1 G8 }
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