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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA:
" E% Z' a1 x+ h$ }: q- PAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 7 _% U4 C; j! _% l R
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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3 S; l) [( N- h2 eAMC: 8 \3 ^4 N: L& v: S+ M" Q
All Makes Combined
+ r2 |" O2 \' s- m% z2 x& E/ }A Major Cost # ^* ~( z* r0 W V* ^) H( B
A Mutated Car 4 [; G6 I( {( y w
A Morons Car
' V L( D) U' f) l+ F( A" FAnother Major Catastrophe / B5 U; ]2 w& x0 l# O$ _* L6 w/ V
A Man's Car 1 Q, i& i4 f# F
A Miss Conception
8 z: |' B# X! k$ H- eAll Muscle Car # D7 m1 K; {9 o' h% r, S/ P, |, e
All Most Car ; i$ c @' t8 h, A( S; t% w7 a
Annoying Mechanics Constantly , W& X W3 j9 O) d3 @9 V
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI: . f, d% e; H+ H* \* F' o9 I
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented , p5 Q+ q# A2 }' n: {
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 9 W9 u3 E1 o. }; S" W% D. j7 G
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
1 L6 D5 i. n- A+ z0 D; f- q/ A; {Another Ugly Deutsche Invention " V1 h1 x( K1 E3 `
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 2 S' B0 I5 [* _) W, a. K
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
* Y1 s- L6 x& r- YAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 0 p; h: a, l8 ]
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5 W8 \( J3 o6 {- ]; |BMW:
8 y5 z) s9 g5 Z. ~/ f6 Q& fBig Money Works
! Y3 A$ F7 }9 y; ^7 _Bought My Wife
; g$ z B" ?, L- F1 I9 UBrutal Money Waster 3 c I- @! L) Z% `% t4 p: p
Break My Window
+ C& W% n! Q6 z( }4 oBreak My Windshield
- C6 ^" C* L2 e; J( u( jBabbling Mechanical Wench
) z, E0 G" Y7 D. H$ P, RBeastly Monstrous Wonder - M( H7 U& ]: y* @* X
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
/ z1 j# A3 D1 Y# Y+ u } iBeautiful Mechanical Wonder 3 s6 u- M6 D" R
Barely Moving Wreck ) n2 z$ R- _, y* Z3 l, y8 G
Big Money Waste
/ D" t/ I+ U: z* C8 m9 E* V- z' vBig Money. Why?
8 M7 |; c# P$ R" d7 u8 @Big Money Works
& P% ?4 F1 n mBorn Moderately Wealthy 4 O4 L. M# n( W6 c' w. j
Breaks Most Wrenches
, p6 ]7 W+ ?2 {4 m# h4 IBring Many Wrenches
- o3 {4 F! V! g$ k [7 G3 l& ZBrings Me Women / j8 G6 Y' I6 J8 f3 B
Brings More Women
& e% c3 h1 L) ?! ], kBroken Money Waster 4 H8 T0 A) p9 x" L. V3 C
Broke My Wallet , _- J8 e( o3 N O2 x
Broken Monstrous Wonder
* |- r/ F3 D: v" ~5 l5 YBumbling Mechanical Wretch 3 H/ }: I8 u; B, O; g# J1 v6 K1 r. a
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck 9 x7 t/ k7 {( u! h. K5 ]
Bavarian Manure Wagon
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& a7 \" q* k [) @& qBUICK: " Q" h2 i) v+ I% g4 |0 W
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 5 d/ k2 b) H4 E2 z
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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# e/ m9 {: y: j6 c+ uCamaro:
, O% j3 h \' o8 |Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
" q$ f# M# e: O8 F. F, }5 @Can't America Make A Real One?
5 h7 P( f% O; }8 V8 EChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
& b" t; T/ K' F4 h8 jCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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+ N9 f+ w7 P) r/ ?CHEVROLET: 8 H2 k& D' e7 U$ E" J8 a
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 3 ]9 g! t3 D4 K- y
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
% | @& l# U m" b% aCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 9 Z {. Q% {$ y. w0 v; ~! A
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
& q8 X1 |5 o1 o5 p1 SCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 0 X6 ^( T+ j7 J; I n9 G4 n
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2 i6 p7 d8 P" _- B- JDODGE: 3 e# b! R$ s, P, c9 R/ } _
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ; Z! u, Z* l% k' K7 l
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
" D; J. G% |* u7 T2 [! ZDead Old Dog Going East
- Q+ `/ I/ M$ p: V7 PDead On Day Guarantee Expires - |6 O2 s0 I# e, O* b
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy 3 W0 V o7 {/ V2 K3 c
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired 8 \0 t N' u w/ P
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 2 L- L$ h k! z$ W6 E
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment * K& I; n6 l4 L5 f! R
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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4 u1 b2 }# P5 v, @2 s YEDSEL:
; E O' X9 I: a/ N# xEvery Day Something Else Leaks ' A! c: S, \7 m, I1 J
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 8 D* ~) C& T2 \5 o7 K/ T) u
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FIAT: ) D: \/ B+ |' v' m! Z% y. e, `3 @
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 6 n3 ^: p6 P t+ ^" H5 F3 C
Fix It Again, Tony + ]' ?1 Y2 s' k0 r
Fix It All the Time
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9 p1 P! t5 J9 k" J2 M N- sFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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6 l% M/ Z; m5 lFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 7 R: E# a4 n& }' _9 ~0 ^$ Y8 `5 h! g
Fix Or Repair Daily
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Fast Only Rolling Downhill
! q- @1 M, E/ yFirst On Race Day
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3 c& Q/ p! T& c3 B2 }% n, G9 ?# jFabricated Of Refried Dung
' ]% s9 G" i5 K' `# V# `; kFails On Rainy Days 1 B: \/ j3 ]0 V
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
. F9 G3 f- \5 i! L5 [. h+ YFatally Obese Redneck Driver 0 }& v! z+ T) X' Y" C; \; Q
Fault Of R&D
2 g0 F( E T& m; J# Y$ ]Finally Obsolete Racing Device
) ?2 h y; M8 E) y) lFireball On Rear Denting
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2 A8 m4 h: _* w7 [$ Z- d2 i& BFirst On Rust and Deterioration
2 W/ e- B6 J! a$ c3 }% I, v" CFix Or Recycle Dilemma 6 a) k$ y ~" p5 T) F
Flipping Over Results in Death
/ Q2 W4 e! v- o0 \* oFlipped Over Roadside Disaster : T2 J* h2 f" N# p3 G
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
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Forced On Reluctant Drivers 3 Q4 J0 o0 t9 i' o$ E7 k$ k
Formed Of Rejected DNA
q" [: h$ {& rForwarded Once; Return Denied . ?$ `# O# ?4 [+ F" U( l
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
( }: t, U2 z: @. YForlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin " `% X' U! o! W
Fork Over Repair Dough * N2 r. y" o" t# [/ o( j' w
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge 2 S: A8 ]: @" F; ?) M0 O$ W- |& `
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration 6 V: C( _; X! m
Free Or Reduced Drastically / C( {) k5 ?( e9 u0 A& C
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed * ^# I4 y* g2 K. K
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 2 V9 r' r8 T4 D( U# m- d1 {1 D
Funny Old Rattling Dump * A- H2 V' e& [( O' U, J
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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Found Out-Right Dangerous
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[; l3 f w- {* O5 G0 ]! \(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
! \/ _: }3 y' R' m6 G(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords " ^3 G1 M K) E4 n' A8 a+ V* a
LTD: , W3 I* ]" x- Q) D% C% b. x' }. m
Lacks Total Dependability
) O; I, s' t0 C0 W+ `" y' H0 pLots To Do
/ k& A) B' e4 Q6 n% A( jLooses Transmissions Daily ! N; T0 w3 {. Y w" k0 }: x
" u# Y" C! z' p" X' q% X/ ZGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM:
- Y$ m p; q3 Y e$ eGeneral Maintenance , L. h" `" Y" {3 M+ z$ C
Great Mistake ( G" L/ b/ R/ M' y1 K7 i6 q) i
Garbage Motors
$ a0 N" u- n! M1 y4 f3 M) yGenerally Miserable ; k0 Z6 Z2 }4 @6 g# T! }
Grossly Misconceived
" {- ], B$ v0 J" e0 J5 F1 |1 dGluteus Maximus
, s- J1 x I: C A2 t# r m, xGood Money
5 t' w2 Z" z, j, m kGoofy's Manufacturing
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GMC: Q- h2 ~9 Q6 o
Grief & Misery Combined 8 w6 q t: y. R8 i! s
Garage Man's Companion % U, ^! g; |( M2 D# G" `
Gotta Mechanic Coming? - ?; ]; `6 T6 X0 r9 O
Generally Mediocre Cars / S) F) I, p! g9 R- A9 O( Z
Get More Chicks
1 V" K7 j8 B+ B k2 ~5 oGets Mechanics Crazy
9 o$ R! M- T: A! tGods Mechanical Curse
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9 u& s; z! P7 k7 X$ ]Great Mountain Climber 6 r$ C6 w3 g, d$ @( F& y1 G/ l9 C: B
Great Motor Car 3 ]8 O& ?1 ~+ I0 A3 h. U6 _
God Made Chevy 6 \* M( [+ h/ h" N! w5 |0 j
Good Moron Car 1 A G; C9 h4 m: u' z& u, ^
Got Mine Cheap : c8 l+ N0 r4 R
Get My Checkbook 1 P. o( c( h1 }
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO: ( P7 b2 m% g' }
Gas, Tires, Oil
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* d' ~: M8 w0 w4 [* HGet To Onramp 2 B1 n2 d/ i! d
Good To Own ( x! K9 A7 Z7 v# K- y4 [
Get The Others 6 M2 C$ R9 L/ a: k+ e& W3 v
Generally Trashed Out ( n; j& U" h- v. T2 W9 X- Q
Good Time Out ! K- E% Y- R* ^& J" Q) P+ ^2 C
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: , G5 s0 }, |2 u; }6 Y
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
: O" t9 ]" z$ \' a& T" f. F7 aHad One Never Did Again 8 }4 E3 r) k7 l$ q
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating 8 h) O, o# r6 R+ f" a4 l, M1 Y
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
1 @# B3 B/ q1 R% z7 cHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles & \, K4 L0 ~9 r+ T
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration % Y" @+ O- Q' |' c5 H+ x: `- j
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? # s. [& r2 \2 ~2 z9 k
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ' A5 b, q4 I6 N3 I* c( f
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... / _% M. y# R9 W) m$ E1 B
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Just Eats Every Part
! u5 E' i9 ?; P4 }Just Empty Every Pocket $ ?' B' H( @% G$ ?; @1 H) m/ g
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly % \1 ^, J. M9 O
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
/ m- D( i* B1 [% ~$ _: p9 WJinxed Engine has Extra Parts 7 @2 v- g8 @3 u+ A% A# V3 \
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KIA:
5 j! u8 U/ ~: B# W* Y7 {Kick It Around ( y$ B+ g1 ^4 d4 q t
Kick It Again
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& o) w" W4 t+ V' c3 sLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler
- k, H* {, a6 _# i7 ` N. z- zMostly Garaged
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0 y6 l6 z4 P- ^, c; r! SMGB: Might Go Backwards 9 ^: a) `/ M. q0 U( C5 k; [
MGB: Might Go, But . . . , ^9 p5 a" A, }
MGB: Motor Going Bad
9 L" ^& |2 O+ w9 r: yMGF: Might Go Forward . Y" f) A' o) I% J4 h! r+ ]
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 4 e$ x7 t2 b7 {
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MOPAR
3 Y) f) t, S- |6 t2 W* ^Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
6 G- Y+ z1 q" p- |9 cMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
% J$ T8 p% f4 L% B1 G( r) |( YMost Often Passed At Races 4 ?* M* D; f) @$ _7 S
Mostly Old Parts And Rust 7 z; ?9 j2 k* s
Move Over People Are Racing ) Z) v3 _! ~* p& _ i
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly * x; X% X1 s1 e+ T
My Old Pig Ain't Running & E- G5 f- {2 E3 V
My Only Problems Are Repairs
1 [; O2 U; O% u0 r0 A4 D( K OMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 7 {8 s7 q5 m( D$ B
More Often Parts Are Replaced 0 j6 E0 g4 e' |& b
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0 \( m& \( C/ J( Z/ R% A4 L- d9 hMUSTANG:
1 S1 b8 N- |+ |' ?2 H9 yMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
# }& Z0 @3 r9 t: e4 g* m( PMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go : w- W* u3 O. p. ?8 \! C, _- J
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ; x3 d8 s5 D6 i+ A$ O: X9 J
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO . Q, N) \/ V$ r- h
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OLDSMOBILE:
. l8 X2 c- n) M" J" S1 WOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
3 F" O8 |* S$ Z' [5 jOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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' C4 W& I4 A4 z$ FPINTO: ! B" V( e$ U7 r) J+ i. D
Put In Nickel To Operate
0 q" I3 g; {/ I4 v# YPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
! L: Q5 m9 Q- q9 j1 \+ hPut In New Transmission Often
* F. Q- X7 S6 c9 I) N f" `8 U! h3 OPushed In Neutral Too Often 9 w5 Z% f6 P8 m* d0 o
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PONTIAC: ! h. ]% s# Z, C0 r$ R5 H P
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 1 h8 R+ Z" p8 O; D& c
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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5 X- [ K2 k! R. v0 f( D8 L3 BPORSCHE:
! X6 h7 d4 b% ~- {: JProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything ; k( |' Q$ w2 N3 J) b& Q
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
' ?2 R4 U$ T$ DSend Another Automobile Back $ Q, } H& |. ^- @4 r6 T- H
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
5 S; l- e1 k" j; aSad Attempt At Beauty . m( }) B- E7 t. i+ S- O
Sorry Auto, Always Broken % w+ f# Q! [% r3 ?
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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: L: M8 N( t d; \) h: J" ySUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually ! l0 I5 u* x" ^+ E
- C/ {9 e: N) p( rTOYOTA: 5 _% t. q* ?! y- f/ E0 k7 Z& Z
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
/ P1 ^! Y" G$ c$ ~2 f/ [Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
2 K- v) U* X, A; Z5 aThe One You Ought To Avoid 8 P# n9 k4 s' v! \
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TRIUMPH: ! m, Q& N* r8 ?8 O: A
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
% M+ ^2 o: b& C, K; I- iTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! . h6 O9 E) V: Q4 r0 Y! u7 p) Z
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TR: Tools Required
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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