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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: - }% Z h" @+ s* m8 _
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile ( i7 K' ]: @ e t, c' A
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
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) } E2 L% l- gAMC: * Y+ s) z+ b2 v3 w
All Makes Combined
8 x/ `1 l: W, R; `2 R8 wA Major Cost
5 e, d( g+ c/ ] i/ jA Mutated Car $ M( y. c" ]9 \( ], O/ N. F& i
A Morons Car + {1 l3 }& E- G8 n0 Q( {. c; l6 a
Another Major Catastrophe
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A Miss Conception ) k! f6 u9 z9 S% L; G7 Y# N9 I
All Muscle Car
9 R Q0 k8 p: V* fAll Most Car
5 w4 ~# z; z1 J; Q' i% q2 LAnnoying Mechanics Constantly 3 }/ z' Y) _' g4 G7 n# n
Automotive Mental Cruelty 7 M+ h; I; _% C3 n7 R7 q" T
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AUDI:
2 j2 w+ P' D, i4 s9 B3 ?0 ]Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
2 S! m9 b- g3 H) b! S. B% fAccelerates Under Demonic Influence ( @9 s7 C# {! i; y8 I/ g
Automobile Under Demonic Influence b5 _, _+ W* X$ u$ u
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
" T/ G. r$ r7 @" b% VAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence ; P9 h/ ~2 n, j0 H2 H8 A
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 7 O# a, @; J3 Y! Q7 c
All Unnecessary Devices Installed # y" t, {$ q4 H, |
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BMW:
X2 X6 [% v& k2 IBig Money Works ) C2 ~" R2 H5 E( u
Bought My Wife & s+ u3 P2 G/ j4 ~5 _9 ~/ s
Brutal Money Waster
( O% d1 b1 v' Z. ?+ M uBreak My Window ( k0 F- A4 S5 j' `5 y5 {& v4 `
Break My Windshield
+ H3 Z3 F! f2 J8 M( M; P9 h8 c$ t3 LBabbling Mechanical Wench
+ w$ L8 W/ r8 _# [4 oBeastly Monstrous Wonder 8 A; _! U+ i! R* \# W
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 9 @. `4 y. \& d7 \
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
7 Y8 G0 ], ^( L' R! k4 i R _Barely Moving Wreck % O' z! E0 f2 E3 F0 m+ Q0 v, j
Big Money Waste
) e- o/ [9 l2 e) dBig Money. Why?
+ b7 p1 k& `$ UBig Money Works r4 [" O7 X$ t# c' {
Born Moderately Wealthy ) H1 X" E2 P' t# ]# w( k
Breaks Most Wrenches
Y, X5 T# Z$ q& R4 jBring Many Wrenches
9 n" P1 }4 F0 p7 |Brings Me Women
6 f& R8 i$ o: n0 d3 {8 z3 UBrings More Women
( r) p% F$ R, P+ n7 C8 yBroken Money Waster - a; z6 n7 W2 _! @5 Q, P O& e
Broke My Wallet : w6 K4 M& C) w9 g! p
Broken Monstrous Wonder 7 x! D5 Z* j& q" b
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
( b6 \% S) z) j. l& A7 lBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
+ p6 |0 y* [( U& k$ bBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK:
2 ^, y- _$ w: Z2 ^( XBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer 1 c2 f' W. w5 p; X
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King ! u7 F) p R+ L. _( w" v+ p
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+ l; d: ~+ q- m- P: n, g3 `Camaro:
' M9 y/ L. a' _! p8 Q, {' l$ D0 VCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
5 j5 [/ t8 ?) S( VCan't America Make A Real One? 7 c0 M* T( F- |% V+ q. }3 o
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ; X R+ `! i0 p( ]1 Q
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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% f* W. n, W3 X0 |5 _: LCHEVROLET:
2 f. \3 X% g! j/ z) }, I% ZCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
: @( J% g& n: E' j+ Z9 DCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
5 q: ~5 u0 ^( \8 oCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time 3 V! E; m& h* U$ ~* i1 s9 r
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques % M. G) q' r! e4 ^5 J: x2 `* B
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology / T" n; e5 J' u
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DODGE:
' `& ~" G: c4 L8 _( G9 SDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
+ f/ W3 |" s) N3 cDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater
' n. ] W* m; \( V3 o0 BDead Old Dog Going East 4 [2 W& O6 o8 u% `& F* R ?
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
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Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired + ?8 @' \; B- p& h; P
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter ! L" {4 x' j4 t" D
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment ' a5 G9 p5 {) \- f; e. x/ p$ H- G
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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7 c0 _7 Q+ M2 e$ U$ g( a1 Z3 U( ZEDSEL:
8 D# T$ j+ v7 C* \Every Day Something Else Leaks ; t0 r1 N& j9 D& c" x
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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FIAT: 4 n' ?; T% Z+ P1 ~4 d4 ~0 t$ _; e
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology 6 H. o3 R" s% N; z$ `/ W1 C
Fix It Again, Tony ; ~/ H5 r" t+ n+ I& \! z- t
Fix It All the Time 4 T7 E0 J# \8 _' Z
Found In A Toilet
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FORD:
/ {) Z9 o) Z" S6 B9 w* kFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
0 ~: {2 z: ]: G+ E' j: mFix Or Repair Daily
4 @! ]4 v/ N7 i4 L+ f7 kFound On Road Dead
5 a8 n1 i5 u; U7 H3 a; L7 gFast Only Rolling Downhill
. D, h4 \0 E4 N$ YFirst On Race Day 0 S% H3 _, @; Z1 a, @' i4 N
First On Recall Day
( B8 b" {) j9 @Fabricated Of Refried Dung 6 W) C+ y% H, n& x
Fails On Rainy Days 6 [: _7 |5 F P8 M, P- e
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
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Finally Obsolete Racing Device + @+ { }8 I& ~$ r" u/ I3 `5 [
Fireball On Rear Denting
: D+ l% o8 W* b* VFirst On Road to Dump
5 h7 R# j& k' u1 v7 BFirst On Rust and Deterioration
6 X- s) R4 L, AFix Or Recycle Dilemma
! N: c* K# v0 x, A }Flipping Over Results in Death
% o. {3 [! s& T* ~6 T& _: h7 v: eFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
0 v' E) N+ B/ n/ [4 G+ h/ `& cFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
4 G! Y' ~- O& P) S# rFoot On Road Decelerates $ L9 \' w8 b' O( v4 |2 x B: U1 J* S
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
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Forwarded Once; Return Denied ! b# x. c: p8 K
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
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+ n! s Q7 a$ X# O" x$ GFork Over Repair Dough
+ \7 t H8 q0 L9 M0 AFouled Out Re-done Dodge
( r/ G8 o# ?$ x# r, oFrequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ' P' S# }) X, O$ r5 y
Free Or Reduced Drastically : _( u1 ?, k: ]
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
" H0 p, r; U4 U6 zFumes and Odors Readily Detectable - w( m4 @4 l: ~' g# X2 ]+ f5 H! F
Funny Old Rattling Dump , y1 [) ^! b6 F0 J, E9 |
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
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# l2 b( b0 I$ u8 z, CFound Out-Right Dangerous
! K3 I K# ?, Q+ d V( A0 pFuture Of Racings Delight
+ N/ T" `4 b6 q/ i9 A# ](backwards) Driver Returns On Foot + r; n2 ]' H% C" J0 n1 A
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability
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Looses Transmissions Daily
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6 h" v% z7 p$ O6 VGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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; x. [( Z1 F+ EGeneral Maintenance
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Garbage Motors
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Grossly Misconceived
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Goofy's Manufacturing k$ j7 \ |5 c2 r# O" I
Gone Mental ! }- \6 B2 }" y; ]
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: ], R0 X/ {& x9 e* aGrief & Misery Combined , U9 |9 w( J9 M# c4 x" y2 h+ J
Garage Man's Companion ) M2 g! K/ P& g5 o, z
Gotta Mechanic Coming? - f+ a5 L8 G4 p7 A' Y7 R
Generally Mediocre Cars
2 S; m5 b6 b+ F8 kGet More Chicks 0 c( n+ g0 A1 E0 N! b1 T9 m/ T
Gets Mechanics Crazy & y) Y) e6 f' G9 A0 q4 s2 m" r0 x
Gods Mechanical Curse
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* K* M% c0 Q9 C8 \; UGreat Mountain Climber
0 G2 y) x% P+ O h7 G$ A4 PGreat Motor Car 5 o- J! k& G: O- i; H
God Made Chevy
% W# f0 c( P. ?2 {" l- y2 ]Good Moron Car
) p0 R( L; `( N/ K) z+ B5 RGot Mine Cheap + w, r% q1 U, U5 j; Y! E% t& j7 [
Get My Checkbook 7 ~0 ~) R+ M4 n! `9 w, [$ K3 D
Gone Mad Corp.
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Gas, Tires, Oil
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Get To Onramp t: j; h5 T; X9 j8 n
Good To Own , H+ {0 A3 w+ A3 E: S6 G' ?
Get The Others
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Good Time Out ; N( \0 P" ]2 h. W7 @. U
Gone To Overdrive 0 z' }1 G) Q; {
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HONDA:
F' @% d1 m& |/ i0 M( `9 EHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
; z! u. _! g3 B6 ~9 qHad One Never Did Again 6 H) f5 r8 D! x, g( V a3 i' Z
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating , c, J. s* k. s( }# S3 I e
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles o+ a6 S) G" D' |% Z
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles / F/ T+ Y5 j8 {+ F. Y! _* [2 m
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration y: x3 M' s1 |4 y6 G# u
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
5 y$ n2 X6 Q2 b: f( s% fPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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g i! b: _9 K. pHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: G, F% f$ o* |6 w, K
Just Eats Every Part ; B) G) L2 b3 l+ w
Just Empty Every Pocket
/ a s1 i: t% P: _; iJunk Engineering Executed Poorly ' e! X, I6 D! {# R# ^4 T
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
6 ?8 d! p) l$ c5 W0 WJinxed Engine has Extra Parts ! p' ], x7 W; }5 \
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KIA:
; K3 b# d/ i8 L1 f- W7 ]9 q* {# XKick It Around
# ~/ H b) }, c; \Kick It Again
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9 X: ?& h c$ ^; {* M9 S7 [$ \LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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& \- q7 H% M* H' b) yMoney Guzzler * ]5 U; B+ e7 b; d; h- ?7 A
Mostly Garaged
* {0 ]* t: [8 ^) o6 y7 X* yMajor Goof 8 O+ e3 h, ~0 v2 l
MGB: Might Go Backwards
& |5 v( l! k- L( c" O2 M. c6 RMGB: Might Go, But . . . & Y" X9 m0 M3 ^ ]- @7 I
MGB: Motor Going Bad
% \5 r6 |1 i( @; P8 T: nMGF: Might Go Forward
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5 R. ]# Z9 q; Q2 a9 R+ @+ ^4 XMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate 1 M1 @, t3 {5 O3 N6 v
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MOPAR
3 j2 I; x. f8 K1 }9 @' J# X; \Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 9 N7 j4 ~) d# z0 ^, d* S' g
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously % H' F3 b# U4 Z* J6 H
Most Often Passed At Races
4 h: E/ ^2 j2 MMostly Old Parts And Rust 6 l1 i4 x6 S, I2 ~/ A! M e
Move Over People Are Racing # s+ m3 z; [0 P; ?2 Z2 T
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 6 J, S% _/ ~2 V8 C
My Old Pig Ain't Running j" O0 I% A5 ^" |2 g
My Only Problems Are Repairs
; l" u5 k9 b/ F- G; QMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
7 o8 n# T+ b U, T, F! XMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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% r' s# k- S+ M/ Z7 M oMUSTANG:
8 t9 f% F6 ]3 {Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
: Q: [* v/ A. I: B6 y9 t: v+ P3 M$ E6 fMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
4 T' }$ I$ G+ L' MMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
) R6 b, l& f1 c8 q2 eMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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3 ?; J9 z) Q- {' q9 bOLDSMOBILE: 3 o, k2 p1 r3 I$ C
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
) v% v$ ^. @. g ROverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 7 [# @3 b# B. U2 u
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PINTO:
9 d' ~ N3 p0 T; XPut In Nickel To Operate ) X% t) l% Q9 _& g: h
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
- B0 V& Q$ ?1 J1 JPut In New Transmission Often 7 e6 x9 M/ i8 D+ V$ d% k
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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' `9 i% q4 s' y+ b% |$ t" uPONTIAC: 8 F4 c; `0 h' L/ T- N0 ?! |
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
- ]3 M1 V# W5 yPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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2 _8 U9 s" L$ \$ HProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything d" Q- ^/ u' c, K! u9 W
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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' m6 S! U4 Q/ _Send Another Automobile Back
- Q7 M+ W* t' V( b8 M8 X) k$ fSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown ( D; w0 k9 \3 B, l
Sad Attempt At Beauty / u/ t+ V( j/ T T. {
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
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2 o7 z, Z9 {! T' c& N5 z& Q u6 [SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA:
5 o- k# E) B; f8 ~9 X5 M# RToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto / W( b& q1 i W: E1 m6 S4 M6 |
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
) W: ^6 J/ Z2 V; U. ^! J/ uThe One You Ought To Avoid 0 H0 H* ^7 y$ d0 D3 l
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TRIUMPH:
; T" Y: k6 O2 @This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 3 _; ^* g. N! Y% O
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required
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- Z7 W1 ]/ Z8 D5 E5 I3 j- Y9 |VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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