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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with4 i4 Z7 ~8 N( m8 g( i2 F% W
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to" R+ i5 H' _) @! L8 R9 C
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
) F# D4 c" J, g The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they( F5 V& b- h% f: h5 `
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
2 m& J# T4 q0 @9 z* p+ g& K. Rthink they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'# E( ~9 t/ r0 N& e4 [
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
) i/ U: w" [4 c$ U: tcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
