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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with6 F5 l1 c' ]% _, m
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the. M, A2 w9 k; _' l1 n2 v% ^. ~
entrance.
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) T5 O9 v0 C7 H! H+ @+ h The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to* x' ]; N. J3 |' F( Q w5 {
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'; R$ j+ U5 E7 Z7 A% j: H
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they/ M. J7 W! n( L! v h
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you# T3 \4 z M- f9 I& F
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just) Z( x) ~7 S: J7 Y- ^/ e9 l0 a
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for- l* ?- c$ ]$ I$ E+ E0 k3 A' `
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
