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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with. G, Q: j8 T; o9 Y& j0 J# A
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the9 @0 |: J0 {0 B0 P
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to. h$ f$ j/ O# d1 p1 s5 T1 O
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
" \% f2 L1 A# T- M& a The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they# `! ^- N. X) `! K: J1 @* ]
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you% K! F8 p' Z! B4 Q2 [: w/ G# o
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just- h. V, y+ q* ?% W( N" y% P
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for. @3 @/ O; S2 v8 V. D9 I
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
