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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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entrance.& \6 s- s1 i6 ?. m* ?* u
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
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# n1 t) X* v5 B, s* A1 V1 H The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they! |& D p, T; R: a* G: x. R
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you3 q/ r' L9 f4 x8 i+ M" a9 \- g
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'' W4 l% {, F$ `1 V
; C& O4 T" \1 E+ Q 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just" K5 R) x9 Z' O! b4 ^% h1 D
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
