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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with, @9 B& M/ x( @2 n- e @( m
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the3 k, J6 P1 k- `/ R
entrance.
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; P0 B( ^$ y; S: T" | The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to& D4 f/ l: ]' [, U( x
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
. V4 L$ ~9 N: m The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
' G+ I7 m; w) Eain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you- ^. h8 W* Q+ [& [% V3 s5 n9 y7 x
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just2 w, i: _* B) p/ M! m
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
$ G1 c' Y1 b) H" [" u! [5 ^) {2 [& ` yshopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
