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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
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9 b* O* r S g, b# O P1 b The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they4 @/ V9 F/ ?0 V" W
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just4 U8 |/ J, M) l% j/ m' J+ K3 ?
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for: Q/ q! e* s1 z' d7 X' m u
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
