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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to, V& c+ @& E# M% N: V8 s$ s
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
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ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you! f) F* f7 [3 Q+ s" u
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just/ |- w' k5 ^# A8 @3 D
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for7 U4 `% _7 C; ^5 y3 U% v2 P+ e
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
